Exactly 15 years since A Dance with Dragons Edition Previous >>221701325
>mogs Dorne
Squishers.
>>221709727I CANT BREATHE
Laenor is…
I miss jaehaera so much bros
>>221709644GEOOOOOOOOOOOOOORGEEEEEEEEEEEEEJAIME HAS BEEN HANGING FROM A NOOSE FOR 15 YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAARSGEOOOOOOOOOOOOOORGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>221709727
>>221709758*BRIENNE
why dont the lords try to poison dragons?
aegon should lecture the troonlesboryna before feeding it to his dragon. just a 3 minute non stop speech of righteous fury unloading on the black trannies.I M A G I N E
>>221709781Cat won't kill her come on
>>221709644I really really hope that GURM's radio silence lately is because he finally got off his ass (or got onto his ass?) and went to finish the she-wolves of Winterfell. He knows how he wants to each D&E story to go, he knows how it all ends and both shewolves and village hero are well outlined and partially complete. He's made it known how much it affects him to hear people tell him he'll never finish, so he should be well aware of the absolute outpouring of support he gets if he puts out another D&E novella.
>>221709781*POD AND HYLE
alicent please... just a crumb of pussy...
THE RATCATCHERS
>>221709795>Sunfyre confirmed dead>Faceless Men gonna take her place Aegonsisters...
>>221709806>will put out for dornish niggers but not her own sonI hate foids SO FUCKING MUCH its unreal bros, love from Harrenhalstan.
For Dorne. >House Allyrion>House Jordayne>House Martell>House Qorgyle>House Santagar>House Uller>House VaithAndals>House Dayne>House Fowler>House YronwoodFirst Men>House Manwoody>House Gargalen>House Blackmont>House Toland>House WyllUnknownThis is all the major houses (i.e. ones with Heraldry)Nymeria's ship was mostly women, they were getting dicked down by Andal men. Dorne is, no joke, THE Andal stronghold of Westeros. All the other regions are, far and away, First Men. This leads me to believe the Andals were actually quite chill and they were impacted to more strict by the First Men.
>>221709727FETCH THE ALICENT STETCHER
>>221709822All of them with Nymeria' and her women's STRONG Rhoynar genes passed on to every Dornishman>the strongest Dornish houses are those with Rhoynar interbreeding Zased
2011 was a big year for dragons, huh?
>>221709822The Vale is THE Andal stronghold though. That's where they made landfall and there they eradicated most of the First Men houses.
>>221709822>andal stronghold>following oriental inheritance law instead of andal custom
>>221709811forgive me otto.... i must go all out... one last time
>>221709853Royce
>>221709727Ugh. Not as incredibly annoying as the TAOOBA fag but annoying all the same.
>>221709864>most =/= all
>>221709853Although it bears reminding that the Three Sisters are a part of Vale and Deep One blood runs strongest there, the lords even have "the Mark" (webbed fingers).
I only needed one thing from F&B and it's to see Aemond and Daemon mutually kill each other in a swordfight and the fat fuck DENIED ME. Ok, i also needed Jahaera to survive and Criston Cole to shitstomp norferners and rivercucks before they shot him like the dishonorable pussies they are and for Alicent to do something plot-relevant after the start of the Dance.
>House Martell>House Dayne>House Yronwood>House QorgylleThe most important Dornish houses are Rhoynar or First Men. Andals could NEVER
>>221709881I just want something to happen, I'd even take the lesbian empresses of essos ending.
>>221709888CHECKED
>>221709879Pretty sure that is just because they are inbred mutants without super dragonblood gene-correction.
>>221709868Absolutely worse than Taobba but infinitely more tolerable than icsh tranny and anti-AI autist.
>>221709910He is funnier than the Taooba poster so there's a positive
>>221709888Trips confirm this image to be real
>>221709853Yeah, that's what the stories say. The stories also say the First Men were swarthy and the Andals were fair and blonde - but when we meet the purest First Men (wildlings) they are fair and blonde and ginger, even the first Lannister has golden hair. You've fallen for the Great Westeros Gaslight. The Vale has more Andal houses than the other regions, but not Dorne (as a % of major houses) >>221709885Martells and Qorgoyles are Andals.
>>221709888BIGGER!
>no aemond in the next episodefuck jocksfuck chadsfuck sex haversfuck roasties
Cersie would run rings around the hotd rulers. This is why writing is mission critical. Thanks for nothing Condom and Mess.
A bear there was, a bear, a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair.The bear! The bear!Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair!And down the road from here to there.From here! To there!Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!The fair! The fair!Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!The maid with honey in her hair!Her hair! Her hair!The maid with honey in her hair!The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.The bear! The bear!All black and brown and covered with hair!He smelled the scent on the summer air!He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!Honey on the summer air!Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!A bear! A bear!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!The bear, the bear!Lifted her high into the air!The bear! The bear!I called for a knight, but you're a bear!A bear, a bear!All black and brown and covered with hairShe kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,But he licked the honey from her hair.Her hair! Her hair!He licked the honey from her hair!Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!And off they went, from here to there,The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair
>>221709934Lucky myrcella
>>221709888More GollumificationMOAARRR
>>221709910Now he can't post it.
>>221709926>but when we meet the purest First Men (wildlings) they are fair and blonde and gingerAll of them?
>>221709802Keep dreaming. This is what he has been doing this year.
>>221709934She'd have Aemond's head on those tits with the quickness.
"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowIn a coat of gold or a coat of redA lion still has clawsMine are long and sharp, my lordAs long and sharp as yoursAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hear"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearand so he spoke(That Lord of Castamere) Lord of Castamere(But now the rains) weep o'e
Since this series is drastically different from the established lore, what are the odds Ormund dies tonight?
>>221709934Can't wait for the AI episode of naked Cersei on Balerion dabbing on everyone
>>221709926Martells are absolutely Rhoynar, and Qorgyles through Rhoynar interbreeding also became part Rhoynar
>>221709956can he not?
>>221709822Daynes like the Hightowers are pre-First Men from the time of the Empire of Sawn
>>221709961Did they?
>>221709931
>>221709934>This is why writing is mission criticalCersei wasn't written well since her walk of shame. She basically gets everything handed to her on a platter and suffers zero consequences up until Dany goes full Targ.
>>221709957Just most of the prominent ones, I think the darkest they go are brown hair.
>>221709888Already discussed. See >>221678119
>>221709802>I really really hope that GURM's radio silence lately is because he finally got off his ass (or got onto his ass?) and went to finish the she-wolves of Winterfell
>>221709644>I finished ADWD over 14 years agoI simply can't accept that this is true and it's been over 14 years.
>>221710019Of courshe
Are Ironborn from the Empire of Dawn?
>>221709979Martella were medium tier Andal nobles. They simply went full into Ryonar customs because the Ryonar Queen imposed her will over her weak Martell husband
>>221709979Martells mixed with the Rhoynar(Nymeria) yes, but the Martell line is not of Rhoynar origin
>>221710063Correct. The Andal husband submits to the Rhoynar wife. >>221710076Of origin, no. Obviously not, but with mixing and interbreeding they are heavily Rhoynar. Explains their balls
>>221710063Except the cultures are all basically the same in Westeros, except for some very mild differences. Except for the fact they're less strict about sex and more egalitarian (when it comes to the sexes), Dorne is the same as the rest of Westeros. It has the same feudal system, it has the same religion, it has the same concept of Knighthood and chivalry, they largely follow the same customs.
>>221710062Descendants of Empire of the Dawn hummies that were enslaved by the enemy Fishmen of the Sunset Ocean. Their names are suspiciously more similar to Valyrian names than First Men/Andals ones
Goerge is a fucking retard that retconned his own world into making First Men houses way more prominent than they should beThey should only be common in the north with few exceptions elsewhere (Royce)
Andal bussy is made for Rhoynar strapons
>>221709961damn, she looks pretty great for her age (46)
>>221710098He is correct. First Men interbred with Andals, but what yours referring to is retained culture I assume, so that is rare anyway south of the Neck
Why won't he at least write some dunkWhat the fuck is wrong with him
>>221710098Royces, Blackwoods, the Clawmen and few other rare cases should be the only prominent First Men people south of the Neck
>>221710125Maybe he’s too busy trying to write a death scene involving a 7 year old horrifically passing in pain
>>221710106Oh... to be a cute Martell prince forcefully taken as husband by mommy Nymeria....
>>221710125>Start write for money, fame, sex>Now is rich, famous, can fuck turkish former prostitutes every time he wantsHe lost all motivations
>>221709881>Daemon goes for a jump>Aemond panicks but manages to shank him in the gut with the dagger before getting skullfuckedIt was that simple but GRRM had to make sure that a pedo child killer has a cooler death than his chud nephew.
>>221710130You'd be surprised of how many prominent Turkish Muslim families are Byzantine Greek or Armenian on the male line.
>>221710145>no more shae sex until the books are fucking done!Would this work
Only the Valyrians tamed the Rhoynar, who butt fucked Andals
>>221710185Almost all the Turks are descendants of greeks, anatolians, pontics, armenians and georgians with little to none central asian blood that converted and started speak turkish for social benefits. Their entire nationalist identity is a massive lie and a coping mechanism
Do First Men share blood with the Empire of Daen or its direct descendants?
Watch Aegon get less screentime this episode than Misarya got last episode
>>221710062They’re the orcs (essosi barbarians) who came with Sauron (azor ahai) to middle earth (Westeros)
Good. I want Mysaria to ASMR me to sleep with her accent.
>>221710145>>221710197>obese man in his late 70s who has been out of shape his entire adult lifeNo way his dicks works
I miss her.
Just remembered that Maegor the Cruel was the son of Ronnel Arryn and Aenys was the son of an unnamed Andal poet and Aegon's line died with him.
>>221710062Modern ironborn are >90% andals and first men thanks to salt wives and free children of thralls.
>>221710300ACSHUALLY he is not obese anymore
>>221710297Including S1 accent?
>>221710314>Ronnel ArrynSperm production starts much later
>>221710330They age quicker in Westeros.
>>221710330Not for Maegor LMAO
>>221710336If they did Arya wouldn't speedrun puberty onset the moment she steps into Essos
>>221710292Wait that’s actually kino and true I feel cuz there’s a island named orkmont
>>221710314While this would be based, the homunculus theory explains Maegor's infertility and his mental decline after Visenya and Tyanna died.
>Aegon will be forced to kiss feetIt's over
>>221710361Larys' clubfoot
>>221710339Absolute rapeage
Rhaenys > Visenya
>>221710394t. penniless wandering minstrel
>>221710394You are just jelous because you are not an Arryn shota
>>221710360Na, Maegor died in the Trial of Seven (and was restored by Dark Magic) which is why he had such a decline. George spells it out. Ronnel "riding a Dragon" has a double meaning.
Westerosi /ss/ (based) needs to be explored more>Visenya Targaryen I and Ronnel Arryn >Maegor Targaryen I and Ceryse Hightower >upcoming: Robert Arryn I and "Alayne Stone" (Sansa Stark)
>>221710438but Ronnel wouldn't ride her because he can't. It would be Visenya riding a falcon if that were the case
>You were not molested by a tomboy targ queen when you were a young boyGenuinely why even live
>>221710438Maegor's decline didn't start until Tyanna died (his notedly sloppy response to Jaeharys' rebellion and not just bringing the rebel lords to heel with Balerion one by one).The cost of Maegor's resurrection after Trial of the Seven led to Visenya's decline (flesh melted off her bones and dead one year after having a riverlord safari with Vhagar).
Arryn boys are sexually coaxed to manhood earlier and then fed on milk they themselves created in a way. That is why they grow so chadlike.
>>221709644>was just entering my junior year of high school when ADWD came out>about to turn 31 in a couple weeks and still no winds of winter
>YOUR CHILDREN ARE BASTARDS!why can he say it but his brother couldn't?
>Then up spoke the queen’s eldest son, Jacaerys. “We should bear those messages,” he said. “Dragons will win the lords over quicker than ravens.” His brother Lucerys agreed, insisting that he and Jace were men, or near enough to make no matter. “Our uncle calls us Strongs, but when the lords see us on dragonback they will know that for a lie. Only Targaryens ride dragons.” Mushroom tells us that the Sea Snake grumbled at this, insisting that the three boys were Velaryons, yet he smiled as he said it, with pride in his voice. Even young Joffrey chimed in, offering to mount his own dragon, Tyraxes, and join his brothers.What a cuck holy shit
>>221710547Daemon isn't there to murder him.
>>221710553Corlys would have raped daemon with his bvc
>>221710569It would be bvc vs bvc
>>221710548George thinks cuckoldry is cool, your supposed to think that’s a good thing lol (because George is a cuck and makes all his self inserts cucks)
>>221710547>"Tell me the reason why my children are denied">cuts a to a different sceneand this is why the show is shit
>>221710587Is Tyrion a cuck?
>>221710589'nyra boutta drop the hard R
>>221710587>your supposed to think that’s a good thing lolNo you are not, rahenyra's heirs illegitimacy is presented as a huge weakness to her cause and claimThe war in main asoiaf begins precisely because of infidelity, and so is Cat's strained relationship with bastards.Infidelity is constantly presented as a terrible thing that breaks everything apart
>>221710600Tysha was not a prostitute and actually genuinely unwillingly raped so I wouldn't say not in that case, but Shae fucking Tywin is pretty ntr coded.
>>221709888same energy
Alayne and Sweetrobin straight shota after Harry mysteriously disappears
>>221710669got that forced reddit meme energy lmao
>>221710548>Mushroom tells us that the Sea Snake grumbled at this, insisting that the three boys were Velaryons, yet he smiled as he said it, with pride in his voice.Cute.
>>221710600The shae shit was pure cuckoldry
>>221710724He kills both her and TywinTyrion tolerates no bulls but himself.
>>221709802HAHAHHAA15 years lads, and these fucks still havent learnedthe levels of mental illness this fandom has should unironically be studied by the pentagon or those mkultra guys
>>221710752>Where do whores go>On my Lion's Claw, Tyrion
>>221710752>falling in love with a whore who had ten thousand cocks inside her and who you know just wants you money Akukorudu
What was going through her mind in that moment?
>>221710714>THAT’S MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW’S SON
>>221710778two more weeks until george publishes winds lol
>>221710788Still better than unironically believing Cersei only has sex with you
>>221710806He said, calmly.
>>221710826Cersei having sex with other men haha, I bet you believe Mushroom double teamed young Rhaenyra with Daemon too.
>>221710826Ones choosing to be a cuck, one got stuck being one
>>221710798Disturbed by how much she's enjoying it
Why did they choose a Danish actor for Euron? When the rest of the family are all very English? Did they think Jaqen H'ghar's one-time accent will make viewers confused in Balon's death scene and they would catch on that he wasn't Euron?
>>221710798
>i seek daemon "nuncle" targaryen for an epic anime duel!lets face it he would have lost a 1v1
>>221710868Danish master race
>>221710848GAME NAME. NOW.
>>221710847Tyrion killed Shae, Jaime still hasn't completely decided to stop being cucked. When he kills Cersei and plaps Brienne to make ubermensch 6'8 heirs to casterly rock I will kneel.
>>221710876I refuse to believe it's anything but Nikolaj's country based nepotism
>>221710876but he was ugly and his character gigacringe
>>221710895Won't happen. Instead Cersei and Jaime will turn out to be secret targs, Cersei gets one of Dany's riderless dragons and flies off with Taena to become the lesbian empresses of Essos.
>>221710890Monkey Business. Sistercest, momcest, cousincest, it has the whole buffet.But since you are into got I reccomend the same dev's current project, Imperial Chronicles, where you also fuck your entire royal family and then some, and you are also the prince regent (with a scar on your eye too), so you are basically Aemondmaxxing
>>221710873I still can't with this image it cracks me up it's so stupid
>>221710875who knows, Daemon was like 50 by that points and Aemond wasn't build like an Auschwitz survivor in the book
>>22171095250 and still going Strong
>>221710875Well yes, otherwise daemon would have challenged him to a sword fight to save caraxes. Daemon knew he couldn’t beat aemond in a duel, and that he had to sacrifice his dragon and himself to take out aemond via impossible aerial maneuver
>>221710981He challenged him to dragonback to kill Vhagar too obviously that's the bigger problem
>>221711000Without aemond vhagar isn’t a problem
>>221711000Riderless Vhagar is a non-issue in the war and could have been claimed for the Blacks.
>>221711000but vhagar wouldnt fight the blacks on her own, and the greens had no riders who could clame her. or maybe...alicent??
>>221711015She is, a rogue large dragon is everyone's problem. A dragon is like it's last rider, an erratic last rider will leave the dragon erratic as well
Plus if Vhagar was nearby she would've intervened in a sword fight and then Caraxes would get involved and then it would end up the same as it was.
>>221711036That’s headcannon
>>221711055My head doesn't have a cannon
>>221711036Vaghar is used to being riderless, she knows how to behaveWhen visenya died she didn't fly to dorne to cook the little shitters
NO AEMOND TONIGHT? GRRRRRR!!!!
>>221711089No because she isn't stupid she knew she'd get pin-cushioned like her stepsister Meraxes, but she definitely wanted to
>>221711111
>>221711111Give him some privacy will you? He's plapping his witch
>bran is aemond's descendant >loves rapeit all makes sense now
>>221711116Meraxes would have survived if she had kept her eyes closed.
>>221711138>The dance of the dragons..>All of those rapes..>it was so beautiful, Sansa.. the rapes..
>>221711138if that theory was confirmed, it would utterly wreck blackfags
>>221711138Aemond is probably the only member of the greens who values consent
>>221711146When Aemond and Vaghar tried that they accidentally killed Aemond's nephew, it's not a solid strategy
>>221711146But then she would run into a sand cliff, crash and get raped by a thousand scorpions
>>221709802Coming soon: A new Wild Cards trilogy!
>>221711155That will be confirmed AND jaehaera will live in the show, AND they won’t change rhaenyras death
Alys will moon tea that pregnancy. Mark my words.
>>221711176So whose baby will she get for the witch queen arc then?
>>221710875lol no, he's described as a really dangerous swordfighter at Criston's level, 50yo Daemon would've gotten shanked.
Does Aegon reunite with Sunfyre tonight or are they making me wait for the finale for that
>>221711138This theory is so silly, and I say this as an Aemondfag
>>221711204Ulf will come for a visit
Stannis said Rhaenyra was a usurper so she was, simple as.
>whoever kills aemond will be granted harrenhal Ok I know how it will go. Alys manipulates aemond into thinking their baby will be king, the prince who was promised messiah baby, when really it’s their descendant Arya years later and alys knows that, but she sends aemond to his death making him think he’ll survive the battle and be king and his son after him. He’ll die and alys will bend the knee and be granted harrenhal, with a dragon egg in her possession keeping the witch queen of harrenhal arc open ended
>>221711214(realistically it'll probably be a Blackwood or something)
Stannis said we should all love our wife's boyfriends, so we shall.
>>221711213I thought so to but the show is actually doing it going by the leaks
>>221711215>Rhaenyra is his own ancestor>it's in Stannis' interest for there to be a queen precedent since he wants Shireen to succeed himis he really this autistic about the law?
>>221711255Aemond seeing some Alys induced bullshit while on drugs doesn't really validate said theory
Maybe Aemond impregnating heris also a vision by Bloodraven
>>221711271There are zero male Baratheons left except for Stannis so it's a moot point, and Rhaenyra jumped over her brother to become Queen not a distant relative. Though, Stannis does offer to make Renly his heir (until a son is borne to him). >>221711246Stannis is the bull and Selyse is the cuckqueen, thoughever.
>>221711316Genderswapped versions also count
>>221711316>There are zero male Baratheonswhy are all the families except Lannister and Tyrell so strangely small?
>>221711316Why didn't Stannis simply proclaim the shadow baby his heir?
>>221711336The Greyjoys were also pretty big
>>221711336Because george couldn't be bothered
>>221711353Use-and-throw
>>221711273Alys and aemond baby being connected to the dagger and the white walkers makes Arya being their descendent like 90% likely
>>221711336Probably because there's not enough to go around so all the heirs will end up killing eachother in times of war, so they keep the numbers low.>>221711353Because he was a BASTAAAARD
>>221711271Shireen has no brothers, or even any alive uncles. It's not like Stannis can pick another heir, even if he wanted to.
could westerosi knights beat samurai?
>>221711380Renly.
>>221711371As the rightful king he could legitimize him.
>>221711384Katanas are IRL Valyrian steel swords btw
>>221711384No, because Westerosi characters are limited by George's intelligence (and are therefore tactically retarded). Real Knights could.
>>221711386He's dead. And a traitor to boot
>i...i cant hold it any longer...i..i must...RAPE! AARGH RAPE RAPEEE
>>221711386>"I'll even name you my heir. Until a son is born to me"-Stannis to Renly
>>221711271Rhaenyra and the Dance was ret conned after that was written, if George went back he'd probably remove that quote from Stannis
>>221711440TRVKE
>>221711440sad but true. luckily its too late now and stannis will forever be team green
>>221709926>when we meet the purest First Men (wildlings) they are fair and blonde and gingerMillennia of bleaching by Night Watch deserters.
>>221711424He was in the right. He wasn't raping her out of evil, or lust, but he was engaging in punitive rape because of her betrayal. Alicent, who offered her sons, brother and lover/confidant as sacrifices ... there's no-one so low. Jasper was right.
>>221711440who conned the ret?
>>221711271Shireen has no brothers, but yes, he is this autistic.
>>221711271What? Shireen is only heir cuz there are no eligible male heirs. Viserys naming rhaenyra heir was only a problem because Aegon existed
Poor Jasper just assumed Orwyle would be pro-rape since he's on the greens baka
>>221711493the ret catchers!
>>221711533hes a traitor, look how fast he switched to rhaenyra after she took over. he never truly supported the greens. forgive me for being so harsh but i bet he never even raped anyone.
>>221711561Look, I know Orwyle is not perfect but you can't go around saying things like that
>>221709714Targshit loser who was rightfully slain by Dorne
>>221711215Why would we listen to a rebel and a kinslayer who has never won a pitched battle against a peer opponent?
>>221711661Rebel? Against whom?
>>221711667Aerys, Joffrey, Tommen, Roose
>>221711667Aerys. Then Joffrey.
>>221709961>>221710019>Did they?Probably. She was a porn star and he was involved in the casting for GoT, so... Gurm even named a former city of Sarnor after her.
Is Alicent proactively trying to kill her sons some type of lesbian power fantasy? It literally makes no logical sense So Alicent just decides that Aemond and Aegon need to die while she leaves with Haelana to start a farm? She could have done that anyway at any point in her life after Viserys died. Also is she just willing to have Daeron murdered as well for the bants?
>>221711728By the end she had gone mad and hated the colour green. Her being done with everyone related to her or around her is canon
>>221711728otto represents the patriarchy, aegon represents rapists, aemond represents incels. daeron represents shitty men who go along with the evil of other men. gwayne represents nice guys. they all must die so alicent (and by proxy women oppressed by men) can be free
>>221709644
>>221711787So true!
>>221711801was just testing if I was still banned but now I can't self delete it
>>221711826well FUCKING done
>>221711728>Also is she just willing to have Daeron murderedAccording to some leaks Alicent will show up at Tumbleton to try and see Daeron but Ormond tells her to fuck off. Good that at least someone is looking out for them boys. Alicent would just immediately sell him to Rhaenyra to be murdered or sent to the wall to rot all so she can get a crumb of RhaeRhaes favour.
>>221711882How can he tell her to fuck off when Alicent is a strong woman? Maybe Otto is a chud trying to keep daeron hostage
>>221711882>noo rhaerhae you cant let any of my sons get away! they must pay for being sexists!
>>221711882>One of my sons might live? Not on my watch!
>>221710548>What a cuck holy shitHe knew his son was a fag when he married him off to Rhaenyra, what would you have her do?
>a soldier tries to rape hugh's wife, her brother defends her and kills the soldier>ormund forces daeron to kill him and rape hugh's wife as a "lesson"yeah its going to be a kino episode greenbros
>HBO copyright struck my favorite Littlefinger Wins video >caused the channel itself to get deleted AHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU NIGGERS
>>221711989>Rape is a canonical Green initiation ritualwe'd have it no other way
>As Aegon jumps from sunfyre in his battle with moon dancer, he instantly visibly breaks both of his legs>cuts to a midget in Motley>"YOOWCH! THATS GOTTA HURT!" he says, staring into the camera
>>221710600>Is Tyrion a cuck?No, he chooses the whores he fucks and casts them aside when he's done with them, other than Tysha who wasn't a whore (just a random peasant girl) and Shae but while he may have fallen for her, he continued to remind himself that she was just a money grubbing whore.
>>221712035Book tyrion fully falls for Shae, he got cucked by his own father
>>221711882why the FUCK does Tumbleton look like this. It's just southwest of King's Landing. This is some desert African Timbuktu shit
>>221710600i think tywin gave tyrion a whore fetish when he had his soldiers run a train on his peasant waifu. now tyrion associates his women fucking other men with love
>>221712035It's actually Shae who keeps reminding him she is a whore, he's smitten.
>>221712080like this
>>221711989>>221712004Give me 20 good Green men and I'll rape all the blacks.
I don’t think it’s fair that Daeron is supposed to be good when he’s part of evil chud incel freak greens.I garuantee he is a rapist or a homosexual
>>221712105Ormund is going to set him straight.
>>221711989>Green's killed his brother in-law and KWABed his wife>Blacks (IE Daemon, the only team black member allowed to be evil) will kill both his wife and kidI suppose they will just skip the brief phase where Hugh and Ulf joined the greens to straight go to form their own pretender faction
I haven't watched this yet. How much of a trainwreck is it?
so fucking epic
>>221712105>daeron started the bitterbridge and tumbleton sackinghe is green
>>221712080>>221712090>Reach is Westeros France>An entire Reach city looks like TimbuctuNot accurate for medieval France, pretty accurate for modern France
>>221712128So far not as bad as HOTD season 2 or GOT season 7/8 but still pretty bad. I would say around season 5 GOT bad
>>221711981This argument doesn’t make any sense, Laenor would be able to get off with a guy and then finish in Rhaenyra. It’s triply important they don’t get an outside donor because of Valyrian supremacy and all.
>>221712152>Sends Maelor's head to RhaenyraThey deserved it
>>221712080>>221712090I don't think it's that bad I kinda like the uniqueness. Maybe that's just the poor quarter of the town. There's some more normal roofs in the background. Also it is in the Reach which can be much warmer than people think.
What the maesters don’t tell you is that rhaenyra actually became team green after ordering the brothel queens and realizing how cool and good rape is. She let Aegon kill her and claim his place as rightful king, but she also let him rape her first
>>221711989Who cares about Hugh's family, honestly? Daeron and Ormund are doing the viewers a favor, Hugh didn't need a sympathetic backstory
>>221712197>rhaenyra had no other choice but to pop out 3 obvious bastardslove this argument lol. in reality corlys should have impregnated her if his son was too much of a pussy to do it
>>221712216I'll ftfy - who gives a fuck about any blacks anyway? They're all boring non-characters
>>221712205They sent his remains to kings landing not just the head and the blacks gave him proper burial not to mention they also gave his dragon egg to the greens.
>>221711384>could westerosi knights beat samurai?Tactically, samurai are more organized and obedient and thus better able to carry out complex field maneuvers, European knights on the other hand have much better armor but were notoriously unpredictable and difficult to command.
>>221712230No, because then the children wouldn’t be descended from Rhaenys. They should’ve just done what Renly and Maegaery were doing. Renly was gay but would never ever consider getting some random guy to father his kids.
>>221712258>Renly was gayInvented show bullshit
>>221712197>Invite Laenor's favorite lover >Put Rhaenyra in a man's clothes>Laenor's lover assfuck him until hes hard enough to enter Rhaenyra on doggystyle (so he can pretend hes fucking a man's ass)>They keep going until Laenor cums on herA little complex but could had worked. Add as many men as Laenor's likes as long as hes still aroused
>>221712258Aside his dynastic pride he would had never forced his lover's sister to dishonor herself by spawning bastards. They would had found some solutions eventually
>well renly it seems like you are gay and cant perform in bed. but i came up with a brilliant solution. i'll fuck some random guy and we are going to pass off the kid as yours. maybe it should be a merchant from the summer isles to make sure the child looks nothing like you. we are forced to do this, theres literally no other choicehow come she didnt think of this, was she retarded?
>>221712350>how come she didnt think of thishonestly she didnt had time before renly died
Renly wasn't gay, Loras was gay and pining but Renly was a straight King.
>>221712258>how come she didnt think of this, was she retarded?The whole plot doesn't make any sense. I don't think any noble whatsoever would be happy about his children not being his own. Faggots have always managed to produce children if they wanted. It's not that hard. It always came across to me that she was just too much of a spoiled brat to actually do her marital duties and instead used Laenor's faggotry to elope with Chad. But obviously the show can't portray that, it'll make Rhae Rhae look bad in front of the Burlington Bar dykes and subhumans
uh... how many bongs until the torrent becomes available?
>>221712396That's why they were so commonly locking themselves away to pray, Renly was always such a godly man. Baelor the Blessed reborn, I'd say.
>>221712418bout 8 hours and a bit
>>221712401I suspect that too. If they genuinely tried they would be childless for the first couple years of their marriage, but Jace was born in the same year they wed. It’s as if Rhaenyra just told him he wants Strong to have her kids and Laenor was for some reason ok with it.
>>221712401The whole Strongs boys stuff is a convoluted plot point Martin added as a foreshadow of Cersei's bastards, as he loves to put foreshadow of the main saga plot points in his worldbuildingThere are no reasons for Rhaenyra to not use Daemon as a donor, giventl the were already in love and their kids would had looked like any normal Targ or Velaryon, making the Green's accusations much weaker
>>221712401rhaenyra being a spoiled princess who thinks she can get away with it because daddy will protect her is perfectly logical, but the reaction from laenor and corlys is not. it would never happen. everyone would laugh at them and talk about how hosue velaryon was usurped by the strongs through cuckoldry. their "legacy" would be destroyed
>>221712401>Faggots have always managed to produce children if they wanted.This, for example Louis XIV's brother was notoriously gay and he managed to have children
The point of the story is that Rhaenyra is supremely entitled and thinks she deserves every privilege afforded to her without bearing the responsibilities. Alicent was right in the scene where she says "even to my son's eye you feel entitled". She just takes and takes and takes. That's why she is fat in the canon story.
>>221712529bro she's Viserys' little girl
>>221712529>That's why she is fat in the canon story.hot.
>>221712529This was also my reading of F&B.
>>221712451I think Laenor was fine with it which meant Corlys couldn’t do anything about it. He wanted to name Jace after his gay lover before Corlys stepped in (he got to name his third son after him, though). So Laenor was fine with Rhaenyra cucking him despite probably being raised at home by all his uncles whispering in his ear that he’s the rightful king. The fact that Adamm and Alyn were born around the same time suggests some confrontation between him and Laenor, or perhaps Rhaenys, so he decided to father backups.
>>221712546Yeah, this really highlights it. When the Northmen are saying it about Ned, it's really earned. He's done a lifetime of good to warrant that faith and loyalty to his family (even if they are deceived) and Arya, regardless of how she applies it, has inherited Ned's intrinsic sense of justice. When they're saying it about Viserys, who neglects his duties and was a fat loser who let the realm decline, it's really unearned. It's a thematic reflection of both of their characters as well as their children's.
>>221712602>So Laenor was fine with Rhaenyra cucking himHe didn't give a shit because he was too busy fucking dudes and remember he died because he discarded Jeoffry.
People also ignore that the Velaryons were totally able to coup Viserys at one point but decided not to. They had Vhagar, Meleys, and Seasmoke. Viserys was dragonless and Daemon was off sulking somewhere.
>critics who saw the episode talk like its shit>this can go both ways, its shit because its shit>or its shit because it features people like Aegon and Aemond>Ormund is apparently being set up as the seasons total villain
>>221709802Stop. Just. Fucking. STOP. It's not coming out. Not Winds, not Dunk and Egg, not Blood and Fire. None of it. Nothing. Zero (0). Zilch. JUST FUCKING STOP.
>>221712658>Ormund is apparently being set up as the seasons total villainWe already know what they are doing to set him as a bad guy which is funny because when it comes to the book he was probably one of the less fucked up greens
>>221711225Alys thinks her baby will be the next Targaryen king with undead Caraxes as his mount. She's doing this because she was Rhaena's lesbian lover during her Harrenhal arc and empathized with her losing Aerea and Aerea losing the throne. Of course, in reality she too is being manipulated by Bran into believing her descendant will be king far sooner than in reality.
>>221712654You can conquer with dragons, but cannot rule without armies. The vast majority of the houses sworn to support Visery's claims in the Great Council
>>221712658Ormund is handsome so it's okay
He’s not posting on his blog because HBO execs probably threatened him with something after the incident
>>221712674Hes a green and greens in the show can only be chuds/murderers/rapists/incels or various combinations of these
>>221712654Meleys was owned by Rhaenys, she's a targSeasmoke was a relatively small dragon, compared to caraxesVhagar was the only threat, but Laena was married to Daemon
>>221712713I mean he wasn't a saint in the books but yeah compared to his banner-men and the green reach nobles he was ok. He is probably going to die in the same way but it was a nice death.
>>221712714They’d be doing a coup to get Rhaenys on the throne. Seasmoke is smaller but has an older rider and would be able to handle Rhaenyra. This was before Laena married Daemon so they had Vhagar with no strings attached. This is also after the ninth voyage when the Velaryons were the richest house in the realm.
>>221712654There were multiple points in time where various characters with the means and the reason didn't do a coup. Another was Visenya and Maegor after Aegon II died, they both disliked Aenys and his pussyfooting and had Vhagar and Balerion vs some younglings so they could have easily seized the power, but waited for years until Aenys died.
>>221712793Aegon I* died
>>221712702>after the incident???
>>221712519This.I'm not gay but I'm pretty sure I could cum in a guy's asshole. A hole is a hole, and men are known for their ability to cum under basically any conditions.A faggot should be able to cum into a pussy no problem.
>>221712654that's just george bad writing
1. Why do people say Hobert is dead in the show. I assume it's for a reason and correct, but was he announced dead in the show? I don't remember it and I remember almost every line2. Why on earth would they do this and rid us of the kino Ulf death? Even if they give the same situation to someone else, it won't be as kino, also the guy who played Hobert in season 1 was fine, why get rid of him?For what purposes?
>>221712874> A hole is a holeThe thought of sticking my dick anywhere near a mans hairy, crusty asshole full of shit and his hairy male ass and his dick and balls on the other side and fucking a man makes my penis shrivel up. I literally could not get erect to do itYou might just be a fag, anon. It's okay. I like to get girls to pee on me. We're all friends, here. You just like to fuck men, is all.
>>221712874my theory is that 99% of gays and lesbians are bisexual to a certain extent. men evolved to fuck women, im sure they could do it if it was really important
>>221712907Gwayne will probably replace Hobert
>>221712928>hairy, crusty assholeWell in this case you'd be fucking a noble ass hole, so it would be clean. And if it wasn't you could order him to clean it or cut his head off.
>>221712945I guess that works but again, why. It's way more kino for an older man to do it. Kinda a bitch move for Gwayne to do it.. just fight him lol.
Is cannibal in the leaks? It's the only dragon we haven't seen yet
i dont want him to die this season, its not fair
>>221712935Homosexuality makes zero sense to me. Unless you hate women so much it's unreal, i can't understand looking at a female body and going "nah i'd rather fuck a guy". Or worse, get fucked by a guy.
>>221713080This isnt even Colehe's got nothing in common with the book versionEven Fabien was crashing out about how they ruined him.
>>221712907Shows usually rationalize adaptation of book characters by condensing multiple of them on one. In the show his role will likely be take by Gwayne that its already estsblished and know by viewers. It would also fit both his snobbish aristocratic elitism and his somewhat honorable nature to sacrifice his life to stop two tracherous lowborn scums
>>221712928>I like to get girls to pee on me.what freaks do I share this board with
>>221713134>Book Criston died because he was too honorable>Show Criston is the opposite
>>221713080>Green's are either chuds, incels, rapists, murderers or homophobes>Cole is somewhat the only character to have all of these traits at the same time B-based? Truly our guy
>>221712658I'd let her sit on my High Tower if you get my meaning
>>221713107well i hate women (yes im team green) and i still dont want to fuck men.
>>221711661>who has never won a pitched battle against a peer opponent?Neither did any of the "brilliant" commanders in the story. Stannis beat Iron men on water which is more impressive.
>>221713192Cole is not homophobic, he killed that guy because his word reminded him of what he did.
>>221713107The why women wants to have sex with men? Faggotry makes more sense, if you realize its a biological deficency based on chemical imbalances that makes a man's brain more similar to a woman one
>>221713284In the books Coles hate Laenors because hes gay and he thinks all gays are also child predators. He treatened Laenor multiple times to stay away from kids
>>221713192>its homophobic to kill a faggot who's trying to blackmail you and threatening you with death
>>221712258>>221712293>>221712350>>221712396>>221712420Honestly, Renly being a faggot always seemed like a plot device to make sure the readers won't just insta-support him and wish death on Stannis for having a hand in killing him. Like, it's there so you'd subconsciously be uneasy with the idea of this guy taking the Iron Throne.
>>221713315he should've raped him first
>>221713353>>221713353>>221713353New bread
>>221712080As we learned in Season 8 every location beyond Kingslanding is a desert wasteland like Mad Max
>>221709644>15 years sinceThat fat bastard
