I will not watch The Odyssey.
I willIn IMAX if I can
I wasn't going to but all this complaining and whining changed my mind.
>>221723361I will not purchase GTAVI.. I mean… I will not watch that movie either.
>>221723361damn right!
Neither will I, it's a boring story. Even if it was historically accurate I wouldn't watch.
>zero tickets for the Loldyssey please
>>221723361you couldn't even pay me to pirate this woke shit
>>221723361I dont really care about chud sperg out, im just sad we get one Nolan film every couple of years and he decided to do something that has been done so many times before. I just dont thi k yet another Odyssey adaption is interesting.
>I will not watch that movie>I will however constantly gloat about not watching it and complain about it existing at all
>>221723361They know, that's why they don't make movies for white males anymore.
>>221726413Yeah, time an effort shouldn't be spent on bad and political products
>>221723361I already got my tickets to see it in IMAX on 70mm. Jelly? Actually you don't need to answer that I already know you are LOL
>>221723361But he made it for YOU!!!
>>221726224Yeah the cast being a tranny baboon clown show doesn't matter at all desu, idg why chuds don't like it
Im not gonna watch it either but not for chud reasons, I just dont like nolans historical movies
>>221723398>>221730141Congrats: You get to see THIS in IMAX
>>221731995It's going to be bad for chud reasons, you're just coping.
>>221723361Don't worry. I'll watch it and take my friends with me.
>>221723361ECONOMIC TERRORIST CHUD
>>221726413based, spread the message so even more dont watch(i wont be watching it btw)
>>221723361
>>221726413Whats funny is the woke agents shilling it won't watch it either. It's more about desecrating something that's stood the test of time than anything else. Like commies ripping down statues of people they don't even know.
>>221732008I haven't seen Dunkirk and turned off Oppenheimer when his oppie senses told him that something is wrong and he naruto ran to stop Bohr from eating the apple he poisoned
>>221723361Why no diversity in Moanna?They can be accurate when they want to be.
I will not watch the Odyssey. I will however review it in all available sites criticizing the casting, writing, costumes, visuals and music
>>221734282Most websites require a proof of ticket purchase to rate a movie.
>>221736527that's smart, no way that someone would buy up 1000s of tickets and distribute them to paid reviewers
>>221723361Based ChuddaGo woke go broke
this movie will proabably be worth seeing, but i have no interest.i hate movies where the entire cast is just celebrities rather than actros fit for their roles. i dont even care so much about the black people that will be in the film for 15 seconds max.im not watching a greek mythology film starring matt damon. nigga looks deformed!
>>221723361I personally don't have to meditate over whether I'm watching some new-speak tranny horror-slop or not. Buy an ad.
>>221731996She seems to think Helen is the heroine of the film... (obviously thinking it's the Illiad). She's only going to be in it till they sail back to Ithaca - about 15-20min of a Nolan runtime at most? Lupita N'Yongo is supposed to be a Yale grad.? WTF are they teaching there these days. How the fuck do you spend four years at an ivy league yank university and not even have a passing understanding of the Greek tales?
>>221723361I will pirate The Odyssey.
>>221726413Why does it matter to you? Just don't come to these threads.
I'd rather watch Jason and the Argochuds
>>221738144That's a significant waste of resources so yes they wouldn't do that. They prefer to show the film to influencers for free.
>>221739145It's just fascinating to me that people think it's such a big deal to not watch a movie that they constantly have to make a point out of it.
Like almost everything on 4chan, its posted to get an amusing reaction.
>>221723361I WILL watch the Odyssey!
>>221723361>reread odyssey to prep for film>don't even want to watch it nowholy shit this is the most filler material ever>homer: wait you're kicking me out tomorrow once my story is over? uhh hold on, odysseus's crew just got hit by a magic cloud sent by the gods and has to go to another wacky island
>>221739801Are you suggesting he made it all up to mooch off the Phoeacian's hospitality?
>>221723361samemight change my mind after the torrents hit the waves
>>221723361you know what would be funny, if we chromed up this monk
>>221739289Based>>221739436Its funny watching normies seethe about Chudda
>>221739436I'm just making my opinions known just like you are. I think the movie looks like crap. If you don't care about the movie then why bother engaging?
>>221723361if you watch this garbage, you are not white person
>>221723361ok, this was always allowedsee you tomorrow
>>221723361>and then proceeds to downvote it on IMDB and YouTube like a fuckin retard
>>221739018Why is this mindless animal shitting all over Homer and then taking a paycheck to star in the movie? Nuke Israel and send all these dumb African animals using White technology they can’t comprehend to complain about White people who through misguided empathy elevated you to this level rather than living in uninspired mudwallows as a tribesman or rapeslave bride, or as a fucking cannibal’s meal back to Africa. Gee living in a White country is so oppressive and Homer sucks! (Come see my Homer movie)Eat shit pedowood and eat shit Helen of Detroit (looks like a Tolkien monster and nothing like Helen of Troy, might as well cast Leslie Jones who is unironically hotter with big tits, she’s ugly but you can tell she’s a female unlike this androgynous, titless WNBA tranny, I’d rather fuck Elliot page—as is)>tl;dr won’t be watching but I will be laughing
>>221723496Good goy.
>>221740935Yes. Won’t be watching though. Buy an extra ticket to cover the losses ig.
>>221738182>will probably be worth seeingBased on???? lol
>>221731996>IMMA HEL’N NIGGUH DA ROCKS AT MAAYNR WHERE NA ROCKS AT!Seriously? Can’t even film her with some aetherial or elegant camera angles, just have her hoot and smack her lips like she would if her order was wrong at a restaurant
>>221739018>Lupita N'Yongo is supposed to be a Yale grad.?Not just some Yale graduate - she has FINE ARTS MASTERS DEGREE.
>>221741398Ivy League degrees might as well be toilet paper.
>>221739145>DON'T MOCK US WHILE WE CRY INCESSANTLY AND FILL UP THE CATALOGUE WITH THREADS ABOUT US CRYING!
>>221741271I wanna see how the all practical cyclops is going to work. They built a real giant sized animatronic
>>221741583Ironic. Here you are crying about people having negative opinions about latest product.
>>221740805>you are not white personSAAAAAAAR
>>221723361I hope it will be a massive success. The only language chuds understand is humiliation.
>>221738182Well said. The entire film is stunt casting. Even down to Matt Damon who even Nolan fans think is wrong for the part. It's literally "Cannonball Run 2".
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>>221723361I will watch Odyssey because of this black kween.
>>221723361>Didn't watch Sinners.>Didn't watch The Marvels.>Didn't watch Snow White.>Didn't watch Blacktain America>Didn't watch The Boys.>Ain't watching The Odyssey.
>>221739145You don’t get it you need to buy and consume or else I will shit and piss myself to death
you will.
>>221742511Total chud humiliation.
I will be watching it
>>221723361I will never watch The Odyssey nor will I ever watch Obsession, Based Chuddha.
>>221742695obsession is at least good. over hyped as hell but it's good.
>>221742774Hon and chud should just fuck.
>>221738169Chads Heroically UndoingDegeneracy>>221742716I don't know man, seems like another one of those "Men are... LE BAD! XD" movies.
>>221742864>Men are... LE BAD! XDit's literally just one guy. the movie isn't that deep.
