Happy king editionPrevious >>221723464
Wait to hit page 4, you asshole. Have some manners.
what’s going on with helaena?
>>221724669what did we think of his speech at the end
>>221724704His treatment of Daeron is yucky otherwise I would be Ormundposting
>>221724669>another episode another aborted rape sceneI actually thought the episode was fine otherwise
>>221724669>Oh, you thought that Daeron and Ormund had a wholesome relationship as described by Gwayne? >Well fuck you, emotional abuse to force him to kill an innocent, NOBODY LOVES ANYBODY in the green side, they are all eeeeeeeeeeviiiiiiiil and they all support rapeWhy THE FUCK are the writers like this
>>221724627They never had dragons until they came to westeros
>>221724698She's pregnant.
male nudity general poggers
>>221724698pregnant
>>221724704It was bases and faith of the seven pilled.
>>221724727Ormund act like a 4chan shitposter lmao they Hightowers had no problem with the Targaryan and they supported Aegon.
>>221724730The Velaryons were in Westeros before the Targs ever were
>>221724738>>221724732nice. good for her
>>221724741How is forcing him to kill an innocent faith of the seven pilledThey were clearly villanizing him FOR NO REASON
>>221724732gib milky
>>221724704TARG GENOCIDE NOW
>>221724752Rhaenyra and Daemon redpilled him on Targ question.
They weren't willing to do Brothel Queens so as an apology everyone gets raped individually
What does the high septon do all day anyway?
im really surprised they didnt show ormund's dick
>>221724752Thats not my problem, you can keep the targ racism, I'm fine with it, but why are they making him evil and abusive and killing innocents
>>221724758But they had no dragons until they mingled with them.
>>221724727I love Vizzy but hate how the show seems to unironically think he was a decent monarch when he was legit one of the worst
>>221724704I wonder how he'd view the song of ice and fire himself.
>>221724736>but lords and officers would crack down hard on that shitHe had the rapist castrated though.
is larys the only good character left in this show?
the season is good desu
>>221724808He killed Otto
FOOORR MY WIFES SONFORRR MY MIXED RACE DAUGHTER
>>221724808No.
>>221724824Fucking based
>>221724786Both are stupid
>>221724732shes so perfect bros
>>221724824He mostly deserved to die for what he did.
>>221724808Orlys seems a decent fellow
>>221724808Larys wasn't even a good character in season 1
>>221724769This simple squire would love to help.
>>221724082The only thought Allicent has now is how can she kill more of her relatives. Helaena knows that now, that's why she's scared.
>>221724831>>221724838Fucking rats
>>221724808>Larys the Lameass He's done NOTHING for two goddamn seasons. His most influential act happened OFF SCREEN and we didn't even really see him react/capitalize on doing it.
>>221724824Alyn will be shown to have a flashback of his dragon dream wherein Otto recommends the deployment of cats
>>221724808Larys and AegonI'm only watching for them but even they aren't free from the writers' taint
>>221724850all i remember from ye olden days is him masturbating to alicent's feet in front of her which is kind of based
>>221724863He was still my favorite person in the show OKAY
I wonder what he's up to. Carving birds, mayhaps.
>>221724825i refuse to believe that when normies watch the scenes with him and rhaena it doesnt bother them. she looks nothing like him. if she was a normal targ looking girl it would improve everything
Oldtown is peak comfy bros
Caraxes is a cute longboi
>>221724883Stark craftsmanship
>>221724883Apparently they abused Daeron there
I think the jeeta is the hottest female in the entire show and I fear I may be the only one who thinks that
Yummy incest but it’s lesbian so it’s cool
>>221724880A judicious statement, anon.
Um did everyone just forget about the fake Dearon? It was not brought up once
>>221724830He had her baby uncle killed.
>>221724904She's pregnant retard, Alicent is not seducing her she's wondering about the belly
>>221724909feckless poster, cease this nonsense
>>221724901It’s Helaena and then a massive power gap to whatever
>>221724808I like Aegon, even though the writers clearly just want to humiliate him over and over again before killing him.Cole is pretty based. I know the writers want us to hate him now but he's just too cool.Ulf's actor is pretty fantastic, actually. I think he ought to be king.
I just finished the first two episodes of Season 3. I was hesitant because of how bad I thought the end of season 2 was but the way they've followed it up has been enjoyable so far.
>targs are low iq subhumans who only conquered westeros because of their demon beast abominationssurely this is a bit harsh
>these rats have been such a problem ever since the last administration killed the rat catchers >have you tried cats?>holy fuck you’re on the councilAt this point we’re just watching to laugh at it and have conversation points with women, right?
>>221724881>>221724912He is being raped by Daemon as we speak.
>>221724901You are either lying, blind or mad.
>>221724922Nah you’re gay and she’s gonna eat Helaena out
>>221724938But is it false?
Is Ormund voicing Hightower policy regarding the Targs or are these his own radicalised views? Otto never acted like this
>>221724940Ironically they stole Otto’s schtick. He did that after aegon killed the RATCATCHERS
>>221724944I’ll take mad. the council lady with the ridiculous accent is my number 2 and halaena is third unless her tits keep growing in which case she may rise up in the rankings
>>221724882I don't think normies are watching this show. It's nerdy types who were really into GoT, or reddit types.Most normies I know barely seem to watch any shows now.
>>221724964His own. That's why there were no letters from him, they were burnt for being too spicy.
>Before HOTD all the Dance fanarts had the Velaryons and Dragon Twins as white as in canon>After it they all became the blackest of blacks>Before HOTD Daemon Aemond and Jace looked like Chads >After it Daemon became Matt "Ghoul Face" Smith Aemond Habsburg and Jace with his curly hair and thick lips>Before HOTD Rhaenyra was drawn with big milkers and thick>After it Rhaenyra was drawn skinny as a little girl and skinnyHow can one show ruin everything
>>221724899Yeah, so like, are we supposed to think Ormund raped Daeron? Because every single scene with those two made me think Ormund is a gay rapist and Daeron looks fucking terrified and Stockholm Syndromed.
>>221724964Just non canon shit
There will be witch sexo.
CUNTCUNTCUUUUUUUUUNT
>>221724975What even is a normal show now? love island?The only normie content is sports and for television everyone else is in their silos
>>221724973There's hope then.Seven blessings.
Good order, Rhaenyra.
RATKINTHE WHORE OF DRAGONSTONE, BITCH QUEEN OF BASTARDS DARES RAISE AN HOST OF RATS AGAINST USBUT WE SHALL NOT FALTERTHE SEVEN THEMSELVES SUPPORT OUR CAUSE, SO BE CHEESED TO KNOW I INTEND NO CAPITULATION
>>221724964>>221724964>Is Ormund voicing Hightower policy regarding the Targs or are these his own radicalised views? Otto never acted like this
>half penny to look>one penny to touch>two Pennie’s to touch with both handsHow many to rape the dragon corpse like a true green?
I wonder how much better at ruling the other dragon lords of valyria would have been had they survived the doom instead of the targshits
>>221724704Chudmund, I kneel.
>>221725014>AN HOST OF RATS AGAINST USThe dance of the rats....
>>221724992Just called him a targ subhuman (but one of the good ones) since early childhood.
what the heck was the meaning of this scene
Why is there no good orchestration in these shows anymore? I remember GoT having great string and piano pieces
>>221725017
>>221725014>>221725037>AN HOST OF RATS AGAINST USFuck, I meant cats....
>>221725005We've yet to see one small council meeting where Rhaenyra doesn't get emotional and kick everyone out without heading a single word of advice or getting anything done.
>>221725041Women goner self insert
>>221724727>Oops we're making the Hightower faction mildly likable and kinda having a point that Targs fucking suck. Reel it the fuck in and make him a complete hypocritical psycho.On top of Rhaenyra just being too vague in her commands on the graffiti crackdown, so oopsy he ordered a second night of punishment but she'd never hurt the Smallfolk on purpose.
>>221724984They never had a chance bros
Say something nice about him
>>221724999
>>221725041It's called a power move, anon. He basically symbolically cucked him right there.
>>221725065Jaehaera will die offscreenHuge win for the greens
>>221724983Literally why would anyone ever keep their letters, or trust any Maester if they're all keeping records of that shit? Maybe if it's like birthday messages to some cousin or somesuch, but literally anything of importance, burn immediately and then put the maester to death on the spot and call the Citadel and tell it was another accident.
>>221724732My pull out game sucks man. my bad
>>221725078He had some nice outfits
>>221725041if we need to see man ass in every episode can we just invent reasons to get Criston Cole's actor naked? it's not like his character has anything to do anyways
>>221725078Greatest Lego collector of the seven realms
>>221725064Rahenyra can do no wrong, everGreens can only do wrong, always
What are Rhaenyra's tax policies?
>>221725079>S03>Aemond still is a skinny little bitchThe actor needs to gain more mass, man. He's not intimidating at all.
poppa bear?
>>221725079I like the character, I even like the actor, but he could have fucking bulked a little bit
>rhaenyra is chasing after illiterate freefolk instead of noble peopleIs she retarded?
What's so great about Harrenhal anyway?
>>221725106Gwylo taxing all the chinamen
>>221725098He's the only character left that isn't ruined. They tried their best in season 1 and 2. But now he's just a stoic badass who fucking hates everything that the showrunners like.
>>221724764You wouldn't get it
>>221724732
>>221725122smallfolks*
>>221725126It's strategically positioned, and its lands are really valuable.
Is Daemon going to the Norf to ask Cregan for money? Is he stopping on the Twins? In the Riverlands? How will he store that shit on my boy Caraxes? When does it become animal abuse? That's not right, man, I'm telling you.
>>221725126It's spoopy
post his ass
>>221725142Surprised Allicent hasn't offered up the little girl to be executed in exchange for some nicer meals or something.
Okey, so shit's going to go down next episode right? Tumbleton will burn and the dragon seeds will betray rhaenyra
>>221725126It’s off the table ash welluh
>>221725126Geographical center of westeros + big fucking castle that can fit an entire fucking castle + close enough to kings landing to be a threat
>>221725165>>221725041
>>221725078his brother is worse
>>221725153>he Norf to ask Cregan for money?the north is poor as fuck
where is aegon III or even Joffrey
>>221725083Agreed. And I don't think it requires much, production wise. Very little CGI too. Vampires are always cool too.
>>221725142She's so tiny and cute.>ywn catch Jaehaera
Aegon has GOTTA smack the shit out of Alicent when he returns to power cuz seriously what the fuck is wrong with this hoe
Anyway, it's still shit.
>>221725108Women like this type of build better.
>>221725190The situation of the crown is dire, anon. Every penny counts, or so it seems.
>>221725142Targ...ARYANS
>>221725153No, only the vale failed to uphold their word
>>221724999Are they not going to talk about how she helped him?
Why does everybody call them dragons? These are clearly wyverns
>>221725217That may be, but he's a high born warrior prince. That shit just doesn't cut it.
>>221724704Lame. Do showrunners know you can have faith without being a fanatic? Making every character unhinged in some way is boring as fuck, it makes them one dimensional and simple.
>>221725171another battle already? seems a little optimistic
>another episode>only male nude scenes>no Helaena nude sceneThat's why I just download this shit ilegally and delete the torrent after. This show is for gay men who kisses another men.
>>221725271yea I wanna see her ass at least
>>221725265The tumbleton is the last battle of s3
Can we see Daeron naked please? If we’re going to have male nude scenes let’s start with that pretty twink
>>221725251It's a story of very unlikeable people doing unnerving and ill-advised shit to each other. So in light of that the tone remains apt. Having said that, I agree it does feel weird on him.
>Episode casually drops the word 'Bedlam'How did they know about the existence of a London insane asylum?
sunfyre is alive but aegon's cock isnt
Wait, the ratcatchers are dead?
Why does Misarya KEEP GETTING SCENESWho the fuck even likes this character, what the fuckShe gets more screentime than Cole, Aemond, Aegon possibly combined.
Why are they not bringing Joffrey and Aegon III into the story? They kinda need to establish them as characters before certain shit happens soon
>>221725309>MisaryaShe's fucking awful bro
WTF, Alicent is really fat this season
Did we like Daemon trying to help his daughter
is tessarion the only christian dragon in westeros
>>221725308Gone. Obliterated.
TAOOBA!
>>221725309Because she is the hess self insert
>>221725308Source?
>>221725309The actress is too cute. She's made for me. I want a spinoff just for her.
>>221724964there's the preston-tier theory that Maesters orchestrated the death of dragons/fall of the Targs and Hightowers could be part of it.
>>221725367Insane jaw game, bro. Mugged even his dragon.
>>221725271imagine if she took those gigantic milkers out. but no, they only want to show us male asses and cocks
QUEEN OF LOVE AND BREEDING
>>221725343When did she get so chunky.
>>221725391They didn't but they should.
Are the Hightowers really the master race?
>>221725399Our HEROINE
>>221725391It's not that Preston tier because a character in the book suggests a conspiracy (Marwyn The Mage)
>>221725343Both Misarya and Alicent are distractingly overweight
>>221725235She helped him with her pussy.
>>221725399Whos the father?
>is this nigga for real
You guys ever notice there's a lot of blacks in this show?
>>221725329Do they? They're babies, this show kind of doesn't care about babies as people. They're just plot devices for the writers to drum up drama and shock. At best they're only ever used to make us see that their parents love and care about them. They don't need to play a part until we need to feel sad that babies are being dragged into this.
>>221725391>maesters forced the Targs to start a retarded civil war where they killed all but 2 of their dragonstargshit cope
>>221725409Book fags, whatever happened to the Hightowers? I dont remember the family being in GoT.
>>221725442Yeah, it's the dark ages.
>>221724883Greatest city in all of Westeros, and their capable stewardship of it is why I will always be House Hightower's biggest supporter.
>>221725425
>>221725437I actually like him. His advice is sound, but Cole is just /baw/ as hell to listen.
>>221725442Yea. But what happens to them afterwards? Theres not many in GoT. So did the Dance wipe most of them out?
>>221725442I hated it. Not all of them. Just everything related to the Targs. A society like that would never accept black Targaryens in any way, shape or form. It's unrealistic as fuck, but sure, bring on the arguments about it having dragons and zombies.
>>221725454They retreated from the external politics of westeros and started banking and consolidating their position. Their current timeline lord spent the last 10 years becoming a wizard.
>>221725309And take scenes away from Rhaenyra, Alicent, Mysaria, Hugh's wife? Why. But really, it's fucking dumb. The show has already been criticized for not developing side characters and they don't fucking care. Non-bookfags didn't even care when Jace died because he was a whiny useless teenager in the show, they did not care about Jaehaerys' murder because Aegon is a rapist and Helaena is a nothing burger character, they won't care when Joffrey dies either or Helaena, or Addam. The show would rather keep focusing on the main 3 characters than develop anyone else.
>>221725454I don't think the show mentions them or the Velaryons. Both are still around in the books but they arent major figures by AGOT.
>>221725454Their lord locked himself up in the tower to study occult texts with his daughter
>>221725190Rhaerhae should've married one of her sons to a Tyrell so she could have endelss supplies from Highgarden. Move IQ so big Gurrm didn't remember it.
All you guys want to do is talk about the most boring shit imaginable instead of anything cool and interesting. Fuck you, I’m leaving.
>>221725283Looks kino
Daemons daughter look like that chicago mayor
>>221725493And he's about to throw a odama rasengan on Euron's ass. You heard it first here.
>>221725346I mean I would have as well desu
>>221725078His Warhammer collection was pretty good.
>>221725513See you next thread.
>>221725460Oh, n-
>>221725525based hokage-sama
>>221725078Weak, but fun to watch.
>>221725518kek
>>221724704Incestuous aliens malding right now.
>>221725126The tax base is one of the best in Westeros, and if there weren't massive wars like every thirty years the owners of the castle might have been able to downsize and renovate it into something better.
>>221724732Abby Shapiro-coded character.
>>221725487I kind of liked that it established that Laenor (or the Velaryons as a whole, IG) were being cucked so badly by Rhaenyra that her kids were obviously just plain white with no chance that Laenor was the daddy--but the Velaryons couldn't do shit about it.
>>221725398You'll see only naked men and you'll be happyKeep watching our show and giving us money
>>221725454Still alive and well, wealthy as fuck too. Related to the Tyrells and Florent, Margaery's mother is a Hightower. >>221725503This, plus Cersei names Velaryon bastard Aurane Waters to Tommen's council because she finds him sexy and he later steals the Iron Throne fleet and probably becomes the Pirate King in the Stepstones honoring the Rogue Prince.
>>221725513Well, be my guest then. Suggest something. Let's see. The general is watching you now.
>>221725525That would be ideal, deleting euron as fast as possible will greatly improve got
>>221725577
A Daeron synthesis
the hightowers and the maesters=freemasons of GoT
>>221724669i dont know why im still watching this dreck
I'm a Hightower loyalist after that speech. Fuck incestious eastern aliens
>>221725596>he's an Euron haterI thought you people didn't exist. Euron is great. An edgelord who can back it up with a mighty horror story transversing the story. I think he's great, honestly.
>Daeron is raised by the Hightowers>isn't crazy>Jon is raised by the Starks>isn't crazyHmmm
last season we only memed about the helaemond stuff and now its real. aemond bros... we won.
>>221725647flip a coin twice, 25% chance of same result
>>221725643You don't touch another mans wife
>>221725643Euron is reddit and he is as bad as dorne.
>>221725391I don't get why people overextend this theory to be something like Maesters sabotaging dragons for thousands of years and still doing so even during main books, when Dance was literally just caused by Targs acting retarded and by the time of the last dragon it's arguable if Aegon the Dragonbane wasn't in on it himself.The "Grand Maester Conspiracy" could easily just be Maesters and various "powers that be" killing off the remaining dragons in the immediate fallout of the Dance to make sure it doesn't happen again.
>>221725343More Hess fanfiction. Perfect Rhaenyra stays sexy and hot, while Alicent becomes a fat slob. Basically the opposite of the books.
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE HER DO?
>>221725647It's those fucking lizards, I'm telling you. Unnatural creatures can't hide even hide it anymore
>>221725669Did Helaena get pregnant before or after Aegon's dick burned off?
>>221724732Never noticed before helaena's actor has big milkers
>>221725647What's your point? Targaryens raised "outside" are good? How do you explain Dany going mad? Or Breakspear, Daeron The Good, Jaeharys and so on...
>>221724732Full dressing Lena webum.
>>221725454They're pretty much chilling because why the fuck wouldn't they? They control the nicest city in all of Westeros and probably would never have bothered to get involved with the Targs in the first place had Maegor not rolled up on Balerion and threatened to burn the city down if the High Septon didn't stop declaring crusades against him, causing the Hightowers to decide "Better get some dragons of our own before some Targtard burns down the whole education system and sends the entire continent into the fucking dark ages." Margaery and Loras were half-Hightower on their mom's side, and Jorah's wife was a Hightower.
>>221725672He's built different (for evil).>>221725696The show, yeah. The book is a lunatic psycho with delusions of grandeur.
Did Daemon just kill some random guy? How will Blacks defend ths?
>>221725771Anon did you forget the 1st season already?
>>221725771As usual no one cares
>>221725771his aura protects him
>>221725771It's okay when Daemon does it.
>>221725771Daemon fucking put together a plot to behead a small child last season, what fucking show are you watching?
>>221725771When you’re a prince, they let you do it.
>>221725041the writers are retards and every single one of them deserves to be shot in the head
Why is a random whore advising the queen about war? This is worse than fanfiction
>>221725804To be fair he sent blood and cheese for aemond (show retcon)
>>221725743>How do you explain Dany going mad?Inbred + woman.>BreakspearNot inbred.>>221725743>Daeron The Good, JaeharysRare
>>221725771lmao they didnt care that rhaenys killed hundreds of random smallfolk. there was no bad guy music so it doesnt count
>>221724704>first conclave>now thisWhat's with the based Christian vaping?
>>221725525He's gonna be shooting laser beams from the Hightower.
>>221725837because she was the master of whispers
>>221724669>can't show Hightowers as honorable>Aegon humiliation ritual to make people hate him>let's rape this ugly brown woman to show that we're the baddies>let's kill the peasant defending himself to drive through the point that we're the baddies>never mind that he is a lord in his own right and not dispensing justice would cause people to rise upwhat a shitty episode
>>221725837I cant understand her half the time. Why is she still around.
>>221725860I want to believe. Cocktail Molotvs of wildfire catapulted from his tower, too. It will be glorious.
Hightowers need to get off their high horses heh
The writers are doing my nigga Aegon dirty
>>221724704How are they going to use his weakness of smells as a plot point? Since they made a point of Alicent sharing that with Rhaenrya?Are they going to use weaponized dragon braps?
How is Rhaenyra planning to exploit Ormunds sensitivity to odors?
>>221725891And Daeron
>>221725883No that's normalfag shit he will use magic on his ass.
>>221725865In the writers' minds opposition to Rhaenyra is inherently immoral and illogical so the greens must to a man be immoral and illogical people
All fucking sisterfuckers must fucking hang
>>221725907The riverlords will stun him with foul water smell and Roderik will finish him
Are the hightowers jews?
where the fook is aemond?
>>221725930If Helaena was YOUR sister you'd pump her full of cum too. ADMIT IT!
>>221725837>A seige and the ensuing sack and slaughter would be mercifultruly a woman's understanding of war, but then again the Black armies are good goys who would never rape
>>221725944Women need more screentime
>>221725939No they’re white suoremacists and Targaryens are jews
what if there was a king, right, but then he stops being a king for some reason and then he has to hang out with poor people?! wouldn't that be wacky?!
So the seven bring sunfyre back from the dead?
>>221725899>Are they going to use weaponized dragon braps?yes. dragon dung.
>>221725309And all she does is whine about the smallfolk, the only reason this would be justified is if she gets the ending she gets in F&B, but she won't because shes le based powerful female to go along with the wise old nigger maester. Fucking cowards.
>>221725910OK then. Malora is going to seal one of Daenerys' dragons on him, effectively turning him into a jinchuuriki and then he's going to launch a fuckhueg dragon fire gokakyu no jutsu on his Sage Mode
What’s the point of all these prequels? The long night was a fucking joke.
I have no idea how showfags understand the family relationships of this show or all the important children that are barely ever on screen. It's like it was made entirely for bookfags and wiki browsers
>>221725972It's all just setting up his triumphant return
>>221726003yeah who is joffrey lol
>>221726000Just live in the moment
>>221726000Money. I still want a remake of Season 8.
>>221725983No. More like one last ride with the strap for /ourboy/
>>221725996>dany hatched the eggs>the magic is slowly coming back to the world>jaqen is doing something with his dragon egg in the citadelThis is really making me think
>>221726000You’re supposed to laugh at how pathetic the Targaryens are and their legacy, it’s a black comedy
>>221725983they will ressurect him so aegon can defeat the heretic demon worshipping queen
If this show were made in 2011 then we would have seen Ormund's fat juicy cock. Unfortunate timeline we've ended up in.
>>221726046No wonder they were a small house on Valyria. The big ones must have been serious people. Capable people. Bloodmages, too. Not fucking amateurs. Even the end of Aegon The Conqueror ended on a joke with Visenya.
>Aegon The ConquerorI wonder if we'll get a show about his life.....I wanted that after HOTD season 1 but now.....
Ulf saying "Queen of Bastards" right to Rhaenyra's face was based as fuck.
>>221726079>even the reignAaaa
>>221724732who's the father?
>>221726099They green lighted a movie
>>221726135Me.
>>221724940this scene was so bad i deleted it from my mind as soon as it ended
>>221726102Why is she not relying on him to get a feel for how the smallfolk are feeling? He was a regular bloke drinking himself to death in Eastcheap a few weeks ago. >>221726142Not sure how I feel about that.
Carmine is so fucking stupid
>>221725108that's a swordsman's body. it's built for endurance mainly.
>>221726162I remember people here saying guy in charge of the project is based.
>>221726179The sacred and the propane
>>221726162NTA but AFAIK the movie is a continuation of the show, while Conquest, so far, was a new show proposal.
>>221725005why do they hate her if she's feeding them?will the next episode reveal they're Hightower spies?
Who did Ormund have Daeron kill? Was that Hugh Hammer’s wife’s brother who complained?
Aegon second of his name? More like Aegon #2 LMAO
I could tell the hightower soldier guy was bad because he tried to do some rape
>>221726208Nvm just checked and its indeed a movie. I guess the CGI would be too expensive on a TV show lol
>>221726223He will deliver
>>221726215l dont know about the show but in the book larys had agents inside the city but the leaks mentioned larys going back to kings landing and joining forces with mysaria
Seriously, what a blunder
>>221726235do you think Bran witnessed the attempted rape? or does he only see executed rapes?
Aegon II seems like a cool bro, but he has negative street smarts and survival instinct.
>>221726221Ethnically ambiguous extra #252You can tell hes a baddie because he killed a random POC for no raisins.
>>221726235I could tell he was gonna do a rape because he immediately sexually harassed Hugh's wife for no reason
>>221726244>in the book larys had agents inside the citydid they stir shit up agaonst Rhaenyra?
>>221726257I can't tell if the show wants us to like him or not
Rhaenyra is going to fart on Ormund?
>>221726287weaponized dragon braps in tumbleton
>>221725220
>>221726287To confuse his senses. Either that or throw him a red cloth, if you can catch my drift
>>221726287they are going to send in the norfmen army, imagine the smell
>>221726252It's been over a fucking month, just hire new ones. Half the fucking kids down in Flea's bottom are probably seasoned rat catchers for their bowls of brown.
>>221726287maybe alicent is bulking up for that
>>221726287You're joking but they're setting this up. Same as the shit with the pirate burning Corlys' keep to distract him. Woman has stupid idea for a battle strategy that wouldn't work in real life but because it was a woman's idea it works flawlessly.
>>221726275Yes
>>221726252>>221726335I like how some retarded bastard from High Tide is the only one who thought of using fucking cats
>>221726335You think any ol peasant can be a ratcatcher? You're out of your depth kiddo.
>>221726286The writers clearly hate him, in the book the war is between Aegon and his sister but in the show they made it about Rhaenyra and Alicent, that's why nothing makes sense
>i fed him sheepwhere the fuck did she get the sheep from as a hobo wandering the vale?>>221725346no. he should've confessed at once. it is very understandable to not be able to control a dragon on a first ride
>>221724732I WANT HALAENA (BIG)SISTERWIFE NOW!!
Halaena is a useless retarded faggot
You can see the exact moment his heart breaks.
>>221725346kek they got rid of Nettles because they didn't want Rhaenyra getting cucked
>>221726358Stolen fucking valor, in the books Otto is the Prince of Cats who brought the forebears of Ser Pounce, the Cat that was Promised, and Balerion, the Black Meow, to their prominent station in the Red Keep.
If Halaena is preggo, there's going to have to be a timeskip right? Unless they're going for some magic baby thing.
>>221725309it's the dyke showrunner's self insert
>>221725700>could easily just be Maesters and various "powers that be" killing off the remaining dragons in the immediate fallout of the Dance to make sure it doesn't happen again.I thought that's exactly what the theory always was: the dragons mysteriously got smaller and weaker and more retarded after the Dance, and the conventional explanation is that magic is leaving the world. But the conspiracy is that it wasn't magic, it was the Maesters.
>>221726388>can't have the Targaryen name even though he has a dragon and half the blood>now he cant go to the tavernWhy is Rhaenyra fucking over her allies
>>221725516My Halaena is NOT a whore
>>221725381>The actress is too cuteShe is in the same tier as zendaya, what the fuck?
Is Sunfyre dead or is he gonna finna wake up and burn that camp and save aegon?
>>221726388looks like a little kid whose toy got taken away lmao
>>221725771did you forget about the random servant they killed and burned then presented him as Laenor to his parents so the real Laenor can run away with his buttbuddy and then the dragon randomly returning and begging Addam to rode him?
>>221726434He will wake up and save aegon in the middle of his leaked speech
>>221726434Yes we might be finally eating good next episode
>>221725946no. she's ugly.
>>221725983it's just shitty writing
>>221726481FAGGOT!
>>221724732Maelor the late to the party?
>>221724752you would think the Hightowers would have been Bobby B supporters then
>>221726434I hope Aegon keeps the simple lad who tried to defend him.
>>221726147and you are?
>>221726507No the reach sided with the crown.
>>221726388>u-uhm mommy can my friends from the tavern who actually don't like me at all have houses and land and stuff please?like, bruh
Halaena's only purpose is to get bred by her brothers and her casting was spot on
>>221726221>Was that Hugh Hammer’s wife’s brother who complained?yes
Sunfyre the golden more like Sunfyre the grey with gold flakes. When he rises up behind Aegon during his speech he better be a gleaming beacon of regal magnificence or what's the point
rat feces
>>221726496i'm no faggot. she's ugly.
>>221726537>heem sleepy
>>221726507They created the Tully stark Baratheon alliance
>>221724999But will there be preggo milkers dragon-riding?
who shall be master of feet?
>>221726235>>221726266based insightful viewers
>>221724669All Greens are comically evil, nobody ever listens to Rhaenerya and she can't stop having sex. What a show.
>Rook's Rest runs out of food>giant dragon corpse right thereare they stupid?
>>221726600there can only be one
>>221726655You want to eat a monster made with blood magic?
>>221726515And largely did fuck all. They drove Robert off their lands, camped Storms End, and sent a couple of lads to the Battle of the Trident.
>>221726673what a freak kek
>>221726677I think if I was starving I would absolutely grill up some dragon steaks
>>221726507The Lord Commander of Aerys's kingsguard was a Hightower.
>>221726677
Do the leaks say Daeron dies this season? I know Gwayne doesn't die. I just find suspicious Daeron would die after they had Alicent say "I wanted him to be a hightower" so I can assume there will be a fakeout and he'll become a Hightower while Daeron is officially dead.
>>221726697now that I think about it they could just fucking fish lmao they are on the crownlands.
>>221726729no fishing, the tanners need piss or something
>>221726727No he will survive until the second tumbleton .
>>221724669so much rape in the show I was expecting them to start diddling Aegon. Am I the only one?
>>221726750There's still time, The Lord of the holdfast was licking his lips.
>>221726750Maybe he'll tangle tongues with Tangletongue
How how is the high tower?
>>221726775Is anything about this little Larys / Aegon road trip actually in the book?
>>221726796No he went straight to dragonstone and the garrison betrayed rhaenyra and joined him
>>221726796A World of Ice and Fire is a pretty broad strokes telling of events. Sunfyre isn't dead, Aegon sneaks onto Dragonstone while Rhaenyra is failing to rule King's Landing with the treasury hidden and the Dragonstone Garrison joins him. Eventually the Faith rise up and kill a bunch of the Black's dragons in the dragonpit and Rhaenyra's last son tries to ride her dragon Syrax to the dragonpit to save his own dragon, only for Syrax to throw him while flying over the city. Eventually unable to control the city Rhaenyra flees back to Dragonstone to find that Aegon has been there the whole time and Sunfyre eats her.
>>221726839>the garrison betrayed rhaenyra and joined himEasily one of his best fucking moments. Rhaenyra had to rely on Daemon having been the one to establish the Goldcloaks and maintaining their loyalties to take King's Landing. Aegon rolled up to Rhaenyra's headquarters in secret and got those motherfuckers to swap sides entirely on good vibes.
>>221726867>bunch of the Black's dragons iThey killed all the dragons not just the blacks
so what was actually good about this episode?i'm not watching the show since S1, but I want to see Aegons speech
>>221726673>doesn't even have good looking feet
>>221726655i'm wondering how they managed to behead Melys
>>221727020lots of elbow grease
I bet that this interaction in Valyrian was Tom’s idea again
>>221726973>what was actually good about this episode?nothing>Aegons speechwhich speech?
my boy...
>>221724669Helaena raped that
>>221726744Until the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girls mouth on his cock*
>my prince, that is the third son of king viserys and queen alicent>do not be disheartened real daeron who is not a false pretender from the last episode, your brother aemond will join us soon enough on vhagar which will be a big problem for the blacks
>>221727083what is this shit? a dragon scale? when did he get it?
>>221727234how would you proppse introducing him?
>>221726885The issue is that Dragonstone has been shown to be genuinely loyal already. Though maybe they'll turn since she's effectively abandoned them after taking Kings Landing so it'd feel like a slap int he face that you're one of the few people to actually back her and put yourself in the crossfire should the war come to Dragonstone and now she effectively wins and now you're persona non grata.
>>221727240>when did he get it?>>221727047
>>221727272did he really manage to just pluck a dragon fucking scale?
Rhaenettles is cringe
>>221726839>with competent writers we could've had a ''napoleons return from Elba'' moment with Aegonthe chinese fuck hess would never allow it
>>221725041Alittle something for the fujos
>>221727271It was opportunism, they knew Rhaenyra lost KL so they joined Aegon. Nothing to do with vibes.
>>221727083>>221727047does the scale grow exponentially when it gets wet or something?
>>221727306his body was torn up by Meleys, probably took one that was barely holding on.I own birds and the scales on their legs and feet fall off regularly.
>>221727247Show Daeron flying on his dragon so him telling his dragon they'll fly again soon has meaning.
>>221725041So the girls get this? Does this mean the guys will get a naked Helaena scene?
>>221727271Aegon will aura farm as he faces off the garrison alone
>>221727335>anon is comparing bis birds to a fucking dragon
what's up with having merchant lords? wtf are they smoking?
>>221727388Sounds like the Hanseatic League
>I can't have a pint so I'm gonna betray youvery epic
>Lord Footly's men surrendered, but were slain. Much of Tumbleton was burned to ash by dragonfire. Tumbleton was savagely sacked by the greens who encamped outside the walls. Ser Jon Roxton killed Lord Footly and claimed his wife, Lady Sharis FootlyThe writers hate the greens but they changed this? Probably a money saving change.
>>221727447>>221727447>>221727447New Thread
>>221727360scales are scales nigga
>>221726750Was getting some this week on the shield kind of vibes for a minute there
>>221725309Hess lesbian self insert. Also the only actress that agreed to do a from behind nude scene in season 1
>>221725454After the Dance Ormund's descendants choose to use soft power instead of directly talking the Throne. They still wealthy, powerfull, numeros, and by controlling the Citadel every Maester in the continent is a potentiall Hightower spy (a lady in the books goes on a massive Alex Jones tier rants against them)Their lord at the time of GOT is a wizard autist that didnt live the Hightower in a decade
>>221726434The Seven litterally ressurect him to save Aegon from a mob and to free Westeros from lunatic post-trauma crazed Rhaenyra. His speech was already leaked
