This is 100% going to be my next personality, I can't fucking wait.
>>221730895>TOM CRUISE IS NIGGERJesus Christ Inarritu!
why is he called Digger?
>>221731121cause he digs
Trailer comes out today. Get hype.
>>221731121So black people hear white people talking about it, assume they said nigger and assault them. These incidents will give free press to the upcoming movie
>>221731171Oh I so fucking am.
>>221731175Thats sounds outrageous but we are living in strange times
>>221731096Reread it, it says Digger with a D
try saying Big Nick Digger three times fast
>>221730895.................................I dig
>>221730895Is it going to look like shit like The Revenant?
What's up my diggers?
>SHOW ME THE MONEY>I LOVE DIGGERS
>>221731171hoping it's a real trailer and not just another tease
what's this about?
>>221731171Can't bruise the Cruise, let's fucking go
>>221733726So. Fucking. EPIC!!!
>>221731171What time is it coming out?
30 minutes
>>221731906colors are muted and there's overuse of ultra-wide perspective lenses
>>221731175They tried this with The Society of Magical Negroes and nobody went to see it because of the title.
https://x.com/TomCruise/status/2076649184393101731
trailerhttps://x.com/TomCruise/status/2076652849484980450
>>221734216He looks like Gene Hackman here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qORTe1wW3Wg
>>221734334looks like shit tbqh
>>221734370Yeah, the swearing really took me out of it
>>221734216>>221734308>>221734334Organic thread
Numb Digger will be the movie of all time in my humble opinion
>giant iceberg breaks away from Greenland and they have to stop it but everyone is incompetentwow riveting
>>221734334>Yes american, don't dig Greenland, let it for the russians and the chinese alone!what did they mean by this?
>>221734334Yet again complete waste of film when the color grading and cinematography makes it look like it was generated with AI
Cruise isn't getting the Oscar for this slop lol
>>221734334Why does it look so bad despite being shot on vistavision?
>>221734486Greenland is owned by EU.
>>221730895Looks like shit honestly. Inarritu is a garbage director
>>221730895>more Inaredditu trashWho keeps giving this guy funding
>>221734537russians and chinese are using it as the trade route in the north, they gonna fucking digg it all around international waters for fosil fuel and metals and if anything break it as this movie does but MUH AMERICANS ARE BAD. Anyone involved in this film should be hanged for treason against United Staes interests
>russians and chinese are using it as the trade route in the north, they gonna fucking digg it all around international waters for fosil fuel and metals and if anything break it as this movie does but MUH AMERICANS ARE BAD. Anyone involved in this film should be hanged for treason against United Staes interests
>>221731121>...................................................I digTHERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT YOUIT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN
>>221734610laugh now with this "comedy" before getting assblasted by russia and owned by the chinese, eurotrash
>laugh now with this "comedy" before getting assblasted by russia and owned by the chinese, eurotrash
>>221734216vain bitch sure as hell doesn't need old man makeup, time to accept your age Tom.
>>221734647EU will be the next global superpower. It’s the only country that other countries (like Ukraine, Georgia and Canada) want to join right now.
>>221730895Bet now that he will win the Oscar. Its already been decided
>>221734747Real diggas know to support him instead of the oddysey
>>221734727EU will beg owned by China as the US is getting away from the atlantic pact to move their pivoting power to the Pacific to fight against China. You are all idiots dold out by the communist in your respectives shitholes to the chinese.
>>221734747wrong, he'll just get a nomination while some random young actor will get the award. this movie is a ritual humilliation and you don't get it.
>EU will beg owned by China as the US is getting away from the atlantic pact to move their pivoting power to the Pacific to fight against China. You are all idiots dold out by the communist in your respectives shitholes to the chinese.
>>221734747Chalamet lost due to this mentality.
>>221734830Chalamet made the mistake of saying it out loud
>>221734216This isn't what I expected at all
Yikes it actually looks so bad
>>221735070i'm kind of baffled because every shot in what i assume is digger's mansion just looks like absolute shit but the rest of it looks like pretty normal inarittu
trying to do a watered down version of Les Grossman for an entire movie in a desperate attempt to win the oscar. Sad!
It should just be called NIGGER. I’d be more interested in it if it was. Kek
Yeah this is gonna be awesomeAnd /tv/ is already getting filtered lmao
>>221734830Nah he lost because the voters felt bad after some retard called that nigger from Fantastic 4 a nigger at the BAFTAs.
>>221734334Dr Strangelove for the iPhone generation
it's about the global warning isn't it
>>221734862Imagine comparing Chalamet to Cruise. Do you understand it will not be allowed for Tom Cruise to never win an Oscar, and this movie is literally made for him to win one. Trust me on this.
>>221735451gee ya think
>>221731857Can you dig it?
>>221735451There's a global warning? About what? Frogposters being dangerously retarded?
>>221730895these types of movies proves ai will never win
>>221730895Women are just built for DDD or Deep Digging Diggers
>>221735451It's about American ruling class being filled with a bunch of boomers.
>>221735834That trailer could've been made with AI and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference
>>221731175My son was at a playground yesterday and my son started playing godzilla and then he said some black kid was kingkong... In just ignored it
>>221735451I saw the test screening and while it’s obviously a metaphor for climate change, the actual problem is the earths crust and mantle is collapsing due to “excessive vibrations” of Tom Cruises revolutionary new drilling and digging machines for accessing oil, gas and minerals. The way they explain it in the film is by putting an egg in that paint bucket shaker thingCruise knows he can’t actually fix it but he doesn’t wanna get blamed so he decides to make a grand plan and spend all his money “fixing” the problem so that people don’t Nate him during the last days of human life
>>221730895>hiding the one bankable star's faceI guess they're trying to signal he'll be "transformed" into something new like his Tropic Thunder cameo? I'll watch it though. Inarritu is interesting. Tom Cruise is in the right age to try to prove he can act in real movies.
>>221736016>Tom Cruise is in the right age to try to prove he can act in real movies.He already did that in the 90’s
>>221735451Trump and Elon badGlobal warming badBrave and original
>>221736016>Tom Cruise is in the right age to try to prove he can act in real movies.he did in the 80s and 90s already zoomzoom
>>221734216He saves CINEMA.Again.
>>221735451I just got first taste of global warming this summer when here in europe a huge festival that i was supposed to attend was cancelled because of heat. This shit has never happened before. Global warming is real, i’ve seen it now with my own eyes and it’s affecting white people countries the most. You americans be warned.
this looks like complete nonsense. and its clearly going to flop.
>>221738340>cancelled because of heat.The same heat as last year, unions are just pushing for max temps in workplaces.
>>221736462What's the idea of this? Is it the same thingthat they took out of the movie version of'Project Hail Mary'?
>>221738923Nah these big heat waves happen now every year but they didn’t exist 20 years ago. Shit has changed and i now saw ut with my own eyes.
>>221738340More Eurotrash dies from heat than Amerifats die from guns. You guys have had that problem for a long time. Stop lying.
>>221739240Funny that some of you still don’t believe even after i saw it with my own eyes.
why did they adapt a gilmore girls character
movie of the year guaranteed
