Dead lizard editionPrevious >>221757523
>>221763647This show looks cheap
ITT post ASOIAF characters that remind you of yourselffor me it's Daemon Targaryen - Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor
>>221763647>Dead lizard editionYou begun badly.
Death to all (((targs)))
>>221763681
>These Valyrians think the more they threaten us with dragons and subjugate us it strips us from our faith. They even think we are a dying breed. They're dead fucking wrong
>"We are the superior men">mogged to death by a one-armed First Man
>>221763647They did Rhaegal dirty!!!!
I hate that i know they're setting Ormund for a "I SUCK YOUR DICK, I EAT YOUR SHIT!" dying scene, i can feel it coming into my bones.
>>221763713Literally me..
>>221763753>"I SUCK YOUR DICK, I EAT YOUR SHIT!" dying sceneThat is reserved for the shitvillage leader
>>221763674I can lend you my MAX sub if you want....>>221763703This scene was so epically bad.
>>221763768would that be so bad however
The Targaryen are the master race, that's obvious.
>>221763753>>221763768imagine they make Criston Cole go out that way lol
how did hbo's acting standards get so low? like half of the actors in the show are incompetent and im not expecting much, just enough so that i can watch a scene and not catch myself paying attention to someone who i know is a shit actor and seeing how much they shit the bed this time
>>221763753Was this monologue crimped from the ravings about the white devils and their tricknology of a hotep?
>>221763681>irl Hot Pie
>>221763822The classically trained actors are worth their paycheck and are more likely to point out the fallacies in the show's dogshit script.
>>221763717Who’s got the keys to Westeros?
>>221763647egg is icsh
>>221763798Never say that again.
>>221763753You can bet on it, especially since the actor is such a giga chad.
>>221763750nigga the Hightowers are of first man descent too, what are you talking about?
>>221763861>B-BENCHOOOOD!
>>221763717>>221763854Only one way to find out... TIME TO IRON UP!!!
>>221763854Ser Bottles of House Wood
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for andal children - Lord Ormund Hightower
Please, please no Alicent face memes.
>>221762721>Season 2>WTF are you fucking my sister?>Yeah, I've lost my honor all I have is her I owe her my life.>How are we going to fight these dragons?>No idea, we're fucked, to die would be a kind of relief.
>Had the opportunity to turn Cersei into a batshit insane liability>Turn her into a girlboss mastermind>Have the opportunity to turn Rhaenyra into a vengeful yet petty tyrant>Turn her into a mewling pathetic baby
>>221763887They are pre-First Men. Only house in the whole continent together with the Daynes
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>>221763893
>>221763753he's so cute
>>221763893Roll
>>221763941>Had the opportunity to turn Cersei into a batshit insane liabilityAre you familiar with the book? Because that was exactly what they avoided like the plague.
>>221763717GET THIS STRONG AWAY FROM ME
>>221763951I've seen niggas theorize the Tarths, Farmans and Masseys also apply because they all have pale blond hair and blue eyes
>>221763966Rollin!
>>221763983like someone said before something else built the black stone foundation of hightower
>>221763968The slopmachine called the pic 'candlelit couple scene'.
>>221764007AI knows what's up
>>221763969You'll get your hands dirty.
>>221763851its something with their casting process. obviously the jewess has a say in that and you can tell she had a lot of say in picking the absolute shitters like emma dacey and the sonoyo chink especially with the retarded kiss scene she wrote for them. you can find great actors wtihout a big name (majority of GoT cast was like this) if you just try and do your job as a casting director so clearly its something malicious
>>221763941Book Cersei is only fun because we are inside in her mind and thus we know shes a comically paranoid moron that everyone (aside Tywin and Varys) mistook for a plotting genius and a dangerous player of the Game of Throne. Potraying it on another medium would be almost impossible
>>221763289>rat scampers past>"Ugh, Aegon hanged all the rat catchers"*Thunderous laughter*
>>221764025>comically paranoidTo be fair, Tyrion did hide in the walls.
>>221764058bro she think margary is using the maids to shrink her clothes in reality she is a fat bitch
>>221763647Rhaenyra's hurdles are so fake, none of it is her fault. Her spymaster is trash, a far cry from season 1. Her spymaster couldn't figure out who wrote the graffiti or a clue where the gold is despite being presented as well connected within King's Landing. Fake character that should've died ages ago. Rhaenyra's given alms twice now and the smallfolk are still gonna turn on her despite abiding to her spymaster's advice, she basically has no pull with the smallfolk, Rhaenyra should've just paid her soldiers and the city watch instead.
>>221763941That was before Roe v. Wade got overturned. Now women can be the perpetual faultless victim and sob as much as they want.
It fucking sucks we only get a few more episodes with Ormund. He is one of my favorite tv characters of all time already.
I hear Erika by Herms Niel every time ormund is on screen
>>221763951Westerosi long chronology in general is a fakery concocted by snobbish nobles who want to differentiate themselves from recently raised housed by claiming to have been around since the mesolithic despite not even having a measly half millennia old valyrian steel sword.But claiming to be the sole, family unit sized remnant of a aboriginal population stands head and shoulder above the rest as the most ill-considered larp.
>>221764097I know, just she wasn't completely out of it in that particular case.
>>221763849how does he get so fat
>>221763753Leaks say he dies protecting alicent from Rodrick Dustin, who he also manages to kill. It’s a noble death to be sure
>>221764053>Helaena stumbles on stage>"WOOOOO!"
>>221763681Racist, sexist and with a wicked sense of homophobia
>>221764109
>>221764117Why? He’s a dragon hating faggot who grooms little boys and executes the morally decent. He is only funny in irony.
>>221764186Motherfucker don't give me hope, that sounds too good to be true but damn it would be kino.
>>221764210You spelled it right. I am proud of you, Anon.
>>221764241>He’s a dragon hating faggot who grooms little boys and executes the morally decent. I already told you he is my favorite. You don't need to sell me on him.
>>221764246He's bullshitting you, retard.
>>221763717A warrior's deadliest weapon... is his mind and a big facking sword
>>221764127Its not LARP. They have Valyrian-ish features despite not being Valyrian, like the Daynes their lore is tied to dawn and light, the black basis of the Hightower is even older than the Wall. Their library is probably the Westeros equivalent of the Vatican Library, hiding knowledge of the World before the Long Night
>>221764186>he dies protecting alicent from Rodrick DustinWhy is Alicent at or near Tumbleton?
>>221764273Fuck you for playing with my emotions.
>>221764303BASTID
>>221763717How can the Fuhrer or Oldtown get any more based?
>>221764186>he dies protecting alicentSaving the worst character...
>It was written that every hill for five hundred miles split asunder to fill the air with ash and smoke and fire so hot and hungry that even the dragons in the sky were engulfed and consumed.Valyriabros? I thought fire can't kill a dragon...
>>221764303>In that moment Colrys finally knew the truth: his brother Vaemond was right from the start
>>221764303>>221764330
>>221764345HE'S GONNA SAY IT!HE'S GONNA SAY THE B-WORD!
Ulf is the most justified man in existence
>>221764345And that was the first and last memorable moment House Velaryon had in the show
>>221764273No I just read that somewhere, maybe it’s true maybe not; it’s a leak
>>221763647I wonder if dragons are edible
You know, I get it, Bold Jon.The Tumbleton noble lady IS very bratty and rapeable and his husband does look like someone who likes to watch
They'd never suspect it was the Hand of the Queen himself. And if he does get caught, he can say he was racially profiled. It's the perfect crime!
>>221764345>HBO turned the Velaryons into niggas to own the chuds>/got/, notorius chuds general, elected one of them as a favoriteHBO BTFO
>>221764293Writers think she’s the main character l
>>221764293>if Rhaenyra won't kill my son, I will
>>221764360He just wanted to drink the Arbor Gold™.
>>221764422Kek
Yeah, does Alicent also want to kill Daeron? Is she hoping to commit filicide on everyone besides Helaena?
>>221764292Please consider the logistics of an ethnic group existing for more than 8000 years and never growing in size beyond two families.We wuz pre-first men that the children, for all their beef with men never bothered to mention, is categorically a stupid larp.
>>221764424>Ulf slept during the siege of tumbleton>no one sneaked in and slit his throatFucking caltrops.
>>221764422>>221764444For every male relative i help to kill, Rhaenyra awards me another scissoring session
Greens literally can not stop raping
>>221764448Show alicent blame herself for the civil war and she think killing her sons is the only way to stop the war which is also wrong because the blacks fought and won the war after the death of rhaenyra.
>>221764462Its a medieval continent the size of South America where everyone speak the same standardized language. Nothing make sense on the Fat Man's worldbuilding
>>221764481Ironically Jaehaera has stronger claim than Rhaenyra, so she would have to die too.
>>221764481>Aegon II recognized as the true king, Aegon III was his heir>"Blacks won the war"
>>221764382After the storming of the Dragonpit, there might have been dragon in the bowls of brown.
>>221764337Dragonknight core
>>221764021why do you find it so retarded?
>>221764462Hightowers and Daynes are the only ones with pre-FM y-haplogroup
Hightowers hate the Targs because their ancestors were the slaves of dragons.
>>221764471The seed is strong
Where Alicent learned how to ride like that?
>>221764524Starks probably too since they’re the special main character house, they must also come from the special secret pre first man wave
>>221764502not really she was alive and no one gave a fuck about her she was only used as a tool to reconcile with realm
>>221764550Legally speaking. Aerea and Daena also had better claims but were ignored.
>>221764533Hightowers and targs come from the same essosi fisher queen stock, and dragons were created after Hightowers already had a foothold in Westeros
>>221764448>Yeah, does Alicent also want to kill Daeron?Didn't she sent the Aemond letter about reinforcements coming thereby trying to kill both Ormund and Daeron?
>>221764382I mean, sunfyres corpses isnt exactly guarded by anyone but some peasants. Pretty sure during implied famine someone would try to take a bite or sell a kilo of meat in kings landing for good money....
>>221764541The tapestries.
>>221764566Nah, Hightowers come from the sailors from beyond the Sunset Sea, just like ironborn (who got mutted by FM even before FM accepted the old gods)
>>221764561The Law of absolute male preference was approved by Aegon II. Viserys II was simply the second and thus far last time the Law was applied to skip a woman with a stronger blood claim
If Aegon II was fake, then Aegon III would be II.
>>221764561you could say the same about rhaenys but they don't give a shit about the law
>>221764594There was also Vaella.
>>221764592>>221764566Hightowers have been breeding with westerosi nobility for 8000 fucking years, there is not a single drop of valyrian blood in them, they are andals with a bit of first men blood. Only their castle is (arguably) of proto valyrian origin
HELAENA BIG BOOBA
>>221764592They were survivors of the pre-doom Cursed Lands (Fishmen homeland that ruled over enslaved humans) that later joined the Empire of the Dawn, tasked to control the remote colony of South Westeros
>>221764634Her pussy probably grips like a retard
>>221764631>(arguably)Factually but we don't even know if it was valyrians or something else.
>>221764606Obviously, Aegon's claim is the one that was recognized as valid by history in westeros, this is indisputable, even Rahenyra's own descendants like Stannis call her usurper.She only won in the sense that her bloodline survived, but her claim effectively lost.
"VALYRIANS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this kingdom before. There could be VALYRIANS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE VALYRIANS" he thought. The Bear and the Maiden Fair drummed his entire warhorse, making it pulsate even as the 9 silver stags Dornish Red circulated through his powerful Andal veins and washed away his (merited) fear of dragons after dark. "With a stallion you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
Hightowers are the superior race. Why are people trying to compare a bunch of sheepherders to them?
>>221764631Millennia may pass. Y-haplogroup remains.
>>221764631Explain their recurring Valyrian hairs (in the books) despite never breeding with Targs or Velaryons in historical times then
>>221764651Better quality map.
>>221764690>recurring Valyrian hairsBeing blonde is not the same as valyrian silver hair
>>221764210SEXOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Daemon murders an innocent man>played for laughs>Any Green 2 seconds around any innocent person>RHLLOR HUNGERS!!!!!
Are they brave enough to kill their self insert rhaenyra?
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>>221763968daeron is icsh
>>221764715>Sansa recognized only Lord Tyrell's tall, dignified wife, Lady Alerie, whose long silvery braid was bound with jeweled rings. aSoS Sansa 1
>>221764715"Silver hair" in the lore was always used only for character's of either Valyrian, Hightower, or Dayne's lineage. And the Daynes have even the recurring violet eyes
>>221764735>historically accurate socksAre those the same socks that the real life historical Queen Helaena wore? Wow! The attention to detail is amazing!
>>221763941Rhaenyra didn't have to be a 'vengeful yet petty tyrant' she just had to show actual ambition while also showing a realistic Targ attitude. And Alicent just had to show ambition from her position on behalf of her kids. They wouldn't ever want to show an actual main character deciding how many peasants and minor lords should be burned to make their point (because this would make the modern audience decide that she was either evil or badly written), and they wouldn't want to show another main character working within the kind of power structures that a queen mother would have access to in this kind of setting (ditto).
>>221764760Just wait until you hear about the historically accurate bush.
>>221764634THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE
>Targaryens>The literal house that practices eugenics via incest>The house that act like race supremacists since they view themselves as Gods>Treat every other race as beneath them>Um actually the Hightowers are the real Nazi's and white supremacistsWhy?
>>221764811GREEN SIDE BADBLACK SIDE GOODGOY
Bookfags is Alicent meant to survive the war?
>>221764738tsmt
>>221764811France was not an ideological enemy. Neither is Tumbleton to Highgarden.
Why is Criston Cole larping as some type of batman like schizo at this point?
>>221764857Tower FUCK
>>221764834Yes but she dies of flu some time afterwards.
>>221764834she survived but she went insane
>>221764863We must strike as the scorpion does the ox
>>221764706>No San AndreasNot canon.
>>221764902>but they have ten times more men>twenty
>>221764834Yes but her death is sad
>>221764863He's 'seen some shit'. He's going full Colonel Kurtz. It's awesome.
>>221764863Regening lost aura
>>221764857>France was not an ideological enemy to the Nazis???????
>>221764902How does that work when the enemy has dragon patrols? It worked in Dorne because Dorne is mountains and caves. But dragons will quickly spot any armies and roast them.
>>221764925>Green death>sadGive your head a spin.
>SHE WORSHIPS BLOOD MAGIC AND REPTILES>SHE REDDENS HER MOUTH WITH REPTILE BLOOD LIKE A PROSTITUTE>SHE DANCES AND PLAYS THE CYMBALS IN VILE ESSOSI RITES
>>221764949Criston read the script and knows the dragons are elsewhere.
>>221764811people see an army occupying a town and immediately think of the Nazis, does that mean every army in the Middle Ages was Nazi?
>Kinslaying is seen as probably the worst sin in Westeros>Alicent: "Kill my sons."
I'm calling it right now. Now that they've established Ormund to be the religious fanatical chud uncle, they're going to have him molest or sexually assault Daeron.
>>221764991She’s not the one killing them; that’s the loophole.
>>221764920I am supposed to not root for him after he says this btw
>>221764920>Cole canonically created the holy order of the Twenty Good MenKino revelation
>>221765013but they are a few thousand strong not 20
>>221764967I don't even get why Cristan is still fighting. He wanted to flee to Essos with Rhaenyra years ago. All Cristan knows is that at the moment, Rhaenyra has taken King's Landing, and both Aegon and Aemond have fled. You'd have to be a retard to not try to flee to Essos.
>>221765012What was the line again?
>>221765030because he want a warriors deathhe said it several times
>How do we make these guys objectively evil compared to Rhaenyra?>I got it: rape.
>>221765030He wanted to flee because after dishonoring himself he thought he would regain his honor if he did it "out of love"He doesn't care about Essos, he's a soldier, Alicent gave him a purpose and now that she's imprisoned he must find a purpose of his own, which as of now seems to keep fighting for the sake of it, out of spite.
>>221764951Broken by grief, descended into madness: weeping constantly, talking to herself, ripping her clothes.It is a sad death anon
>>221765030>You'd have to be a retard to not try to flee to EssosAnon, he doesn't have shit. He's probably poor as fuck. No social standing outside being the Hand. Its ogre
I'm Team Hightower.
>>221765043>Aegon MIA>Aemond only care about schizo prophecies and Alys milkers now>Daeron with Ormund that wants to turn the dynastic war into a race war>Tyland back to his Essosi bizzare adventures>Lord Lannister dead>Lord Baratheon turtling in his Castle>Criston going full schizo-mode ans with a death wish starting a taliban guerrilla warfare just for fun>Alicent wants her own sons deadIs there still a Green Faction at this point?
>>221765113>freckles and wrinkles on the insidehot
>>221764811What are the actual odds that Sara Hess typed "High Castle" instead of "Hightower" into google and got confused?
>>221765131no at this point is just convenient writing to explain why dragons are gone
>>221765131So long as there is rape in Westeros, the Greens live on
>>221765166>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe ThRoUgH tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd MySaRiA kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd AlLiCeNt MaDe Up AnD rAn OfF tO eSsOs?!>wHaT iF aEmOnD aNd aLiCeNt kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA fUcKs OvEr CoRlYs FoR nO rEaSoN?!
>>221765199I will never stop shitposting on this dyke until she an heroes. R.I.P. Aziza Barnes, I’m sorry for lumping you in with this retard, it should’ve been Hess.
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>>221765222Also, show some love to the cute jewess responsible for the kino that is AKotSK, Sarah Adina Smith
>>221764671AI turned him into Clive Owen
>>221765199What race is this?
What was the point of all the rape?Jasper trying to Rape Alicent, why? How did that serve the plot?Hightower soldier trying to rape commoner. Why? How does that serve the plot?Is all this rape really just to paint somone a villain and thats it?
>>221765282She’s a hapa in dire need of corrective rape.
>>221765258
>>221765285Men raypiss wymyn vyctym
>>221765004Would be realistic
>>221765282El abominaccion 56%
>>221765082and despised the color green
I'm still annoyed we didn't get to see any of the Fishfeed. I should have known what to expect after the first two seasons, but I thought we'd see a glimpse of it at least
>>221765285The Greens are the ones doing themthe point is Greens = badalso notice how they're all attempted rapesthe other point is to have the rapes thwarted so a good guy can swoop in and punish them
>>221765258>>221765313I want to FUCK Daeron.
>>221765285For a greenchud, rape is a natural istinct, akin to birds flying, fishes swimming.
>>221765313>ywn be a Kingsguard member of cute king Daeron, living to serve and please himWhy live?
>Daeron, remind me, what are our words?>We must secure the existence of our people and a future for Andal children.>Good answer. And what is our objective?>Total Valyrian death, my lord.>Good boy.
>>221765383>queen troonyra of the blackfaggotniggers gets statutorily incestily raped by her nuncle since she could not consent due to being a minorCheck and mate
>After years of shitposting the Jacepedos were finally giving up>Now another twink shows up for them to lust overFuck's sake
>>221765192Stop trying to make rape happen. It's never going happen.
>>221764293where is this from?
>>221765263No
>If you're gonna hide, you're gonna need a new name>*looks at the grass>Nettles. Nettles Waters
>>221765166A week or so ago I was mocked in these very threads for confusing Highgarden and High Castle. I am glad to see that I am in fact a seer.
>>221765488WHOA
>>221763893>>221763898Kek and rolling
>>221764293She'll ask Rhae Rhae to send her term to sue for peace.>Please Ormund, stop this war. Hand Daeron over to Rhaenyra and surrender.
>>221765507Do you write for HBO per chance?
>>221765313>mah boi
So are the Hightowers chuds or are they incels?
>>221765441Daeron is legal in my cunt.
>>221765285You were laboring under the delusion this wasn't propaganda meant to emasculate the chuds and embolden the troons?
>>221765549Neither, they’re chads
>>221765561You wants to fuck him because he still looks like a pre-pubescent boy
>>221765549Just woke
>>221765526Uncle Ormund in another life
>Daeron was considered the nicest and most polite out of his brothers>Still hated Rhaenyra's bastard spawnWhy am I supposed to hate these guys again?
>>221765549Chuds yes, because they're #SaveWesteros, #TVD, #GardenersDidNothingWrongIncels no, because they rape (a lot) so they're not celibate.
>>221765648Terrifying.
>>221765659Lol
>>221765549Twitter claims that Ormund is beloved by incels.
>>221765650Because of shitty showrunners
>>221765659YOU SEE THIS!?IT MEANS "FUCK TARGARYENS."
sex with the lady of the vale
>>221765650Them not having even one scene with the three Strongs (even Joffrey is a non-entity at this point) while Viserys was still alive is lazy and cheap as shit.
>>221765659>gradually, I began to hate the Targs
>>221765616>you wants
>>221765675Twitter just like Reddit accuses of inceldom anything and everyone they dislike
>>221764687And then you do a test and see it's from Summer Islands.https://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyle/african-lineage-found-in-yorkshire-men-idUSL24205758/
>>221765710Mommy neckfu
>Baelor Breakwind saving his bloodline from being tainted by Dornish poison with just a single fartOrmund would be proud. Protect your kin at all costs.
>6 dragons>Most houses support herIt's kind of amazing how Rhaenyra manages to lose
>>221765710she cute
>>221765684That's what made season 1 magical. It was a tug o' war for my heart. I liked Rhaenyra, Corlys, Aemond, Helaena, Criston, and Alicent based on S1, but hated Daemon, Aegon II, Otto, Rhaenys, and Viserys based on S1. Now the showrunners are completely Team Black. They had a great thing going.
>>221765747Ironic since Cole, the original incel in this show according to them, fucked BOTH queens. Colechads winning, Hightower supremacy cemented. Lest ye forget, Targaryens get BTFO and the last sent to the wall while the Hightower stands strong.
>>221765778Ormund: TwitterDaeron: Roblox
>>221765778idgi
I support the Hightowers, the Maesters and the Faith in their holy work of total Targ death.
>>221765710We don't see many dogs in ASOIAF. Beside Ramsay which other character is known to have dogs?
>>221765727>The Valyrian is immunized against all dangers: One may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Targ and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I’ve been found out".
>>221765792The show is erasing the targ civil war and making it Team Hightower's Fault.
>>221765837
>>221765837I wonder if they all judge Alicent for being a race-mixer.
>>221765840Joffrey has Hound.
>>221765853Even better if the Hightower chads are responsible for the Targshit downfall
>>221765792You can be incel even by having sex. Nowadays is just a generic insult for people you dont like
>>221765840The Unsullied get a puppy as a reward when their balls are cut off, and then a year later they have to strangle it to death.
>>221765840IDK but it's cool they figured out cats eat mice in the last episode.
>Ormund starts straight up quoting Mern Gardener's My FlameI didn't know he was this based
>>221765778replace aemond with ormund
>be House of the Dragon writer>introduce Ormund>he's a Green>but he's honorable and believes in justice>audience starts liking the nuance>OH SHIT THEY FORGOT HE'S THE BAD GUY>immediately turns him into a cartoon villainFucking why? Why does HotD writers hate nuance so much? Its literally what made GoT and AkotSK so liked
>>221764104Mysaria is there to be Sara Hess' stand in because she wants to lez out with Rhaenyra so bad. It's why she allowed the kiss between the two.
>>221765853Sure, as a Hightower Chad I will take credit for being a dragonslayer as well, that’s fine
>>221765840The dogs greeting Asha when she takes Theon to the Greyjoy castle is one of the hints that she is his sister and not a commoner.
>>221765888Refer to >>221765199
>>221765804Ormund could be modern Instagram.l too. The IG stories nowadays are a den of basedness, racism, anti-semitism gems
>>221765888Its literally how he is written in the book though...
>>221765855It was a necessary sacrifice to ensure total targ destruction.
>>221765888Because these writers are only capable of writing cartoon villains.
Supposedly they're changing the color of wildfire from green to black in the next episode. Wtf????
In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to Rape Bravely.
>>221763807They had Cole talk about people making songs about their war. They are 100% setting up his death as it is in the books. The pro-Black producers will see it as a final joke at his expense even though it recognises the fact the Black commanders were legitimately too scared to 3v1 him because he was that good.
>>221765784This desu. They had depicted a genuine tragedy, very rare for modern media aimed at a modern audience. >>221765888The modern audience hates nuance. GoT started with plenty of it and it got whittled down until it ended with 'team good guys versus team bad guys' and then 'oops Khaleesi cray-cray' (not an example of nuance). It got big because this kind of nuance creates it's own audience. K7K was also taking a different kind of chance at depicting Dunk as being a basically good person (both in a modern sense and for his time), and then everyone else was shades of grey.
>>221765855Cole gets a honorary Andal pass for being a mix of based, chud, incel, sexist, homophobic mofo
>>221763893Ima roll
In the name of the Father, I charge you to Rape Justly.
>>221765937They jeer at Cole but cheer Daemon B. Hypocrites, the whole lot.
>A smokeshow Targaryen princess moves into your castle when you're only 12>She becomes your lifelong companion>You die at 17 with her by your sideMaegor Towers was a lucky lad
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to rape the innocents.
>>221765937And despite that Cole becomes the uncontested most remembered Kingsguard after Dunk, while the names of the cowardy bowmen that sniped it forgotten. Colechuds got the last laugh
>>221765912Meta puts the most unhinged, wokeshit comments at the top every time.
>>221765931Lol. I wouldn't be surprised.
>>221765986Everything's coming up Criston!
Why did Rhaena say that she was the only Targaryen without a dragon? Jaehaerys had 13 children and only 3 had dragons
>>221765199>>221765888please add>wHaT iF dAeRoN wAs iN An aBuSIvE reLatIoNsHiP?
>>221765916He’s barely a character in the books
>>221765931Why are we getting wildfire.
>>221766019they're working backwards from nettles so nothing will make sense
>>221765972She was old and haggard as fuck and an insufferable dyke. The kid probably killed himself to get away from her
>>221765972>Used up whorehell no.
>>221765916That means the show writers actually wrote a good by accident.
What makes Ormund so amazing? Is it the way he's written, or the actor who plays him?
>>221765888To me it feels like the showrunners don't understand the importance of Tyrion in the Lannister camp. If Tyrion doesn't exist there's no reason to cheer for the Lannisters at all. They might think Alicent and Aegon does this but Alicent wants to kill her own kids and Aegon was made a rapist. Ormund was showing promise and they torpedoed yet ANOTHER Green character.Also Daemon is fucking retarded only taking one hostage out of the entire Hightower army, nor their dragon, nor telling them to leave all of their weapons on the field.
>>221766053Rhaena dies in her MILF years. Also she probably founded a lesbian witch coven with Alys and Jenny of Oldstones.
>>221765888Because the people funding the show are rich men who are giving women they want to fuck some money to play around with. Running this show is just a fun little hobby for those women, in exchange for the rights to play with their hobby, they suck the cocks of those rich men.None of this means anything for them.
>>221766019She's obviously referring to living Targs.
>>221766075>a good by accidentA good character*Damn i'm need some diet coke.
>>221766133Damn. That's pretty based of them, ngl.
>>221766133>women they want to fuckAre you telling me Hess can suck it like no other?
>>221766158You can understand Western societies if you think about it like this: "The Rich Men" and "The Men with the Guns" have entered into a conspiracy to accumulate as many women as possible. The Rich Men use their money to accomplish this through control over politics, media and culture. They also pay the Men With the Guns to protect the Rich Men and their women. All of this to the detriment of a minority of women, a majority of men, and stability of civilization.
>>221766143Isn't this the first time she found out her mom sold out her brother?
>>221765916he's not written like anything in the book
>>221765840This show is so shittily lit I honestly couldn't tell if she was petting a dog or a cat or a targ houseslave or a blanket or what while watching on my tv during the day
>>221766170Shes a lesbian. The vast majority of "lesbians" are just bisexual women angry at all men because the badboy chads they loved dumped them. By how she writers she also have likely an hardcore rape kink
>>221766101They tried to make him into such an evil caricature that it looped around and made him based as fuck instead. And the actor's charisma obviously plays a huge part in that.
Rhaenyra-Mysaria-Alicent threesomebrosHow are we feeling? there's only 4 more episodes for it to happen.
>>221766251It's like that one guy who played Oswald Mosley in Peaky Blinders. Knew he was playing a contentious character, ran with it, and ended up becoming one of the most talked about guys on the show.You can't be completely unlikeable if you have a little panache.
*clears massive throat*>FUCK WILD NIGGERS
>>221765888>nuancedYeah Joffery, Tywin, Ramsey, The Mountain, The Masters all such nuanced villains.
>>221766312
>tywin lannister >ruthless>intelligent>pragmatic>every cruel act has a purpose>doesn't torture people for fun>doesn't scream like a maniac>doesn't twirl his mustache>he's terrifying because he's rational and competent >villain that audiences understand and respect>ormund hightower >he's a racist>also his army are a bunch of rapistsWhat the fuck happened to the writing? How did we downgrade so much?
Euron Greyjoy!He reaves, he plots, he fightsANDhe rapes!He's got it all!
>>221766375I don't like Caraxes in thisWas this animatronics or really bad cgi?
>>221764292>he doesn't knowthe rabbit hole goes deeper than that. The Daynes, Hightower and even the Ironborn are all Empire of the Dawn remnants. They have a common ancestry with the Valyrians but they are not Valyrians. This is why the Ironborn tends to have very Valyrian sounding name, like Balon, Aeron, Euron, etc. This is why one of the first Hightower king was named Urrigon. The Ironborn even had valyrian steel and armour long before the Valyrian Freehold even existed.
>>221766375So how the fuck do dragons produce offspring that are nothing like the parents?
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>>221766229>>221766032Its exactly how he is written in the book. He only appears in a few paragraphs. In all of them, his chivalry is juxatposed with barbaric actions carried out by him. The "Nazi" trope the writer mentioned is pretty apt to how GRRM wrote him. He is supposed to be the Hollywood stereotype of a Nazi officer like in Inglorious Basterds--the guys who are sharp dressed, well spoken, but command evil shit.
>>221766390Do production companies even use animatronics anymore?
>>221766377>every cruel act has a purposeHaving Tysha raped didn't really have a purpose desu
>>221766421kek
>>221766405my headcanon is that ASOIAF dragons are asexual and just lay eggs and there is no logic to the genes because of that
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>>221765888>>audience starts liking the nuance>>OH SHIT THEY FORGOT HE'S THE BAD GUY>>immediately turns him into a cartoon villainare chuds seriously so retarded they think the episodes are recorded weekly in reaction to the audience? Ormund wasnt a character in season 2. How is>>OH SHIT THEY FORGOT HE'S THE BAD GUYnot a schizophrenic delusion?
>>221766248>she also have likely an hardcore rape kinkWould love to make her fantasy come true
>>221766377>>doesn't scream like a maniacYOU ARE MY DAUGHTA
>>221766261Only if they show it all, tits, vagina, butthole. Anything less and we riot, Hess!
>>221766442He was teaching Tyrion he's more valuable than a commonerBut yes he's also still incredibly spiteful about Joanna dying in childbirth.
>>221766435Not really. When I read the book years ago I barely registered him as a character in an ocean of names that's Fire and Blood. >[character name] leads a host into battle>[character name] is slain by [another character name] when his host is attacked from the rearThat's his story. Like there were dozen others in the book. The name rang a bell sure but he wasn't fleshed out in any notable way
>>221766435>He is supposed to be the Hollywood stereotype of a Nazi officer like in Inglorious Basterdsgoyim please
>>221766435>In all of them, his chivalry is juxatposed with barbaric actions carried out by himNIgga are you stupid? Ormund is just and kind in the book. He does no barbaric actions. Sack of Tumbleton happens after his death.
>>221765313Is this the guy that plays Link?
>>221765024They are a few thousand strong, but they only have 20 Good Men.
>>221765888He's better this way.
