Queen of Bastards Edition Previous >>221766496
A bear there was, a bear, a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair.The bear! The bear!Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair!And down the road from here to there.From here! To there!Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!The fair! The fair!Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!The maid with honey in her hair!Her hair! Her hair!The maid with honey in her hair!The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.The bear! The bear!All black and brown and covered with hair!He smelled the scent on the summer air!He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!Honey on the summer air!Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!A bear! A bear!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!The bear, the bear!Lifted her high into the air!The bear! The bear!I called for a knight, but you're a bear!A bear, a bear!All black and brown and covered with hairShe kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,But he licked the honey from her hair.Her hair! Her hair!He licked the honey from her hair!Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!And off they went, from here to there,The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair
"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowIn a coat of gold or a coat of redA lion still has clawsMine are long and sharp, my lordAs long and sharp as yoursAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hear"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearand so he spoke(That Lord of Castamere) Lord of Castamere(But now the rains) weep o'er his hall(And not a soul to hear)
I ate the lemoncakes.I'm stuffed right now.
Mommy Alys is having a baby.
>>221770094>bastardNot my heir.
>>221770135bastid
>>221770135Bastid*
First for King Aegon and Queen Shireen.
>>221770135There will be a Targ wedding this season and Alys' baby will have a dragon egg.
i dont want to eat or drink anything else, only milk from queen helaena's mommy milkers
The creators of Chivalry should make a liscensed Asoiaf tourney simulator
>>221770160>firstBlackfyrebros... Foiled again...
Jaqen will take the throne
>>221770194Who?
>>221770168The creators of stalker should make a fantasy version taking place in post doom Valyria
>>221770161>wedding after baby is already concieved>in heathen rite nonethelessbastid
>>221770205jaqen hghar aka the real aegond the 5th
I want more HOT D in my HotDno Ormund benis??? NO WATCH
>>221770227A man is not Jaqen Hgar.
>>221768672just you, ormund and the hightower army
>>221770251correct he is aegon
>>221769894
>>221770168Its a damn shame there are no games. The CK3 and Bannerlord mods are top notch though.
>>221770255100% guaranteed Ormund ends up being a gay rapist who molested Daeron.
>>221770094>catelyn's ancestorCat bros.... how do we cope at being the descendent of a bastid
>>221770168The creators of Rapelay should make a Hightower-centered visual novel.
>>221770266>I... will have your tongue for thatImagine the entire court waiting quietly for twenty minutes as Vissy T hobbles down from the throne, knife in hand
where THE FUCK is my Burlington Bar reaction kino????????? AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
>>221770212>Trueborn dragon baby. >In Targaryen rite with dragon egg that will hatch. ftfy
>>221770306behind a paywall and no this is not a joke
The writers have spoken of how much they like Ormund, his actor and his character. Condal said he’s his favorite part of the season. Anyone thinking hes going to be humiliation ritualled or anything like that is coping. He’s intended to be a charismatic rootable villain like daemon
>>221770340>the writers and condom like himLMAO
>>221770293Kek
>>221770357Yes, and you can tell they like him because he didn’t rape when they could have easily had him rape
>>221770283>Ormund rapes Daeron>Daemon rapes FaeronIt rhymes.
>>221770408He sexually assaulted the Tumbleton lady by walking around naked. He's already a rapist.
>>221770292BASTID WHENT
>mfw there's a targshit near me
>>221770160>A half peasant blackfyre and the niece of an usurper marked by the greyscaleit's too whacky even for fatman
What is wrong with Alicent's genes to make Chin Master Aemond and "Sniper's Dream" Daeron?
>>221770466Ew.
>>221770530>A half peasantfAegon was groomed to be a king since he was a kid, Aegon the second was a whoremonger drunktard and he took the throne.
>How the blacks see Tumbleton: shanty market town>How the greens see Tumbleton:
Why does Tumbleton look like some dusty shithole Essos town
aegon finna die and then sunfyre wakes to save the day
>>221770545>>221770562How is this fat dude playing Link?
>>221770545>Sniper's Dream" Daeron
Watching the behind the scenes of this show is crazy. So many talented people working their asses off on cool-looking props, set design, etc... and you barely see any of it in the actual episode due to the direction, the lighting, and the constant blurred backgrounds
>>221770562he sniffs a bottle of daerons semen
>>221770563>He has lived with fisherfolk, worked with his hands, swum in rivers and mended nets and learned to wash his own clothes at need. He can fish and cook and bind up a wound, he knows what it is like to be hungry, to be hunted, to be afraid.He's half peasant just like Egg.
>More wine, your grace?
>>221770662he lost weight for link
What episode does daeron wash the hair dye out
Targaryen bad (unless they're some sort of dark-haired mongrel or bastard)
what happened
>>221770797No more Criston Cock.
>>221770705Another good king
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE
>>221770824Yeah so good this one will get Kingslanding burned by dragons instead Summerhall.
>>221770853Not his fault his aunt is crazy.
>>221770853And that's a good thing
>>221770853Will you blame me for what women have done?
>>221770797sara hess and ryan hate alicent
>>221770874>Kings Landing burns>Oldtown takes backs the mantle of the most important city
>>221770843
Daemon dying ruins it for me. Why does it have to be this way?
>>221770905>something happens>MUH HIGHTOWER
You'll never guess which one /tv/ thinks is the over-the-top comic book villain.
>heh, just wait til Euron shows up, Alexandria is about to BURN baby WOOO!!>w-wait what, no, he’s…that’s not…but…oh god he fucking jobbed…HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>221770919Daemon will survive in the show.
>>221770961Shows arent canon
IT'S UP YALLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoRQuF9uXUA
>>221770866That's not his aunt.
>>221770919I know, he bore the sword and was the true heir, rip
>>221770961never has a character been more eviscerated than thisexcept for maybe chani in dunc
>>221771003Holy shit the fat bitch got ozempic
>"It didn't seem to us that a story of infidelity [between Daemon and Nettles] would be an appropriate path for Daemon and Rhaenyra"I thought it would be too far even for them before, but after this interview I'm 100% convinced they're going to end the show with the dreaded "Rhae Rhae fakes her death and runs off to Essos to be dykes with Alicent" fan fiction ending with "Sunfyre ate her" being the cover story and excuse as to why they never presented her body.If they can't even besmirch their female power fantasy self insert by having her groomer wife murdering racial supremacist imperialist pedo uncle cuck her (in their retarded interpretation, obviously the subtext that GRRM is pitching is that Nettles and Daemon have a surrogate father/daughter relationship like Arya and The Hound), there's no way they're going to give her an undignified ending much less kill her.God rape Ryan Condal. God rape Sara Hess.
>>221771003No Bessie no watch
>>221771003How much would you pay to be a part of the post-show orgy?
>>221770797Took 22 years to make 3 seasons
>>221770935Middle
>>221771053I want to wreck the mid looking chubby girl with pigtails tbqh senpaiin her butt
Did Seasmoke not realize his dragonrider was still alive?
>kneel and swear fealty, Ormund. you are defeated. hand over the prince. >you can keep the dragon though
>>221770272The CK3 mod is unreal. The amount of mechanics they introduced and expanded upon is staggering. Needs moar than just Westeros and the Free Cities though. Playing in Westeros can be stifling and western Essos is cramped.
>>221771042>Nettles and Daemon have a surrogate father/daughter relationship like Arya and The HoundCompletely normal for a man to take baths with his teenage daughter.
>>221771053Everyone in that image is effectively neutered and asexual thanks to SSRIs
>>221771105Dany shat herself to death in my first playthrough.
>>221770988As much as I want to agree with you, fatman will never finish the books so the show is the canon ending until he does.
>>221771127Seven Smells.
>>221771103Daemon is canonically retarded. I'm sure the money bags from the Vale had only few gold coins at the top and copper underneath.
pics of fake daeron sleeping? haha.....
>>221771105Needs White Walkers though. Its devs are Dunk and Eggstans to the point that main series content is almost non-existent.
>>221771091Laenor died from aids and his dragon sensed it
>>221771112the best 2 weren't in the pic
>>221771149Cant believe she trooned out. She would have been such a cute and classy lady.
>>221771103Also their entire fucking army.
MORE RAPE
>>221771003Fat bitch is really gone
>>221771230Bobby B would never condone rape. He is a good and honorable man.
>>221770881He shouldn't piss off a crazy Lyseni witch.
>>221771240All sex with the King is rape. Because of the implication.
START THE RAPE BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
>>221770919Daemon's a nigger
>>221770935>Top 2: shithead boyfriends that women fall for because they were molested by a stepfather/uncle>Bottom: The stepfather/uncle
>>221771240I suppose Kings Landing was never sacked then
>>221771329Achually that was Tywin
HELAENA BOOBA
>>221770763Japs are gonna be real pissed off when it ends with Link smooching Zelda in this YA slop.
Are we really expected to believe Robert didn't creampie Cersei a single time? Not even in his prime?
>>221771329lol
>>221771329That was the Lannister army that Bobby B fucking despised.
>>221771139>few gold coins at the top and copper underneath.based mother swindling the (((targ)))
>>221771352He did. He'd then pass out and then she would pick and lick and swallow all of his cum off her cunt so that she'd never have any of his kids.
>>221771352According to Cersei, it never happened, but that’s just bad writing
>>221771352He impregnated Cersei several times but she moon tead their asses
>>221771360>>221771372coperobert loves rape
>>221771352He did, but she drank "moon tea" when he did.
>>221771352I think she convinced him to cum outside so she could lick. And times when he ejaculated inside her she would drink moon tea
>>221771379I would do it for her if she appointed me royally for the job
>>221771424Go away bloodraven
>>221771398Cope indeed
>>221771103>Hey, so, even though we don't know where Aegon is, and Aemond is somewhere with his huge fucking dragon, we have a couple dumb women captive, one of whom betrayed you by the way, and technically we do have possession of the actual physical throne at the moment, and even though if either Aegon or Aemond show up and command you to fight for them still you'll be obligated to do so with your huge fucking army which would be a major problem for us... if you just pinky swear to go back home to your largest base of power with all your resources and short supply lines, we won't just burn you all right now as punishment for treason and to prevent all that. It wouldn't cost us anything, and our dragons would really probably enjoy it, and it would guarantee you're never a threat again and send a powerful message to the other rebelling kingdoms, but we just kinda thought that might be kinda mean or something, so just turn over some kid we've never seen before, and then keep his dragon, and we promise we won't even bother checking to see if the kid is a girl with blenched hair or something. I'm sure it'll be fine.I wish we got a scene of Ormund sitting in the bathtub, hearing from a spy that Rhaenyra still hadn't executed the fake Daeron or realized she was a fake yet, looking very, very confused before he laughs his ass off.
>>221770329>>221770306No Bessie no watch
>"OOHHH GOODY!" - Ser Jon Roxton
>>221771149I'll give you something better
>>221771352Moon tea is a thing
How is Ormund gonna die? Anyone got the leaks
Were medieval people really this obsessed with who and who isn't a bastard or is it just a Game of Thrones thing?
>>221771103It was a dragon keeper who told the Blacks about Tumbleton. Wasn't he part of a detachment escorting the dragon to King's Landing? I guess Daemon should've ordered his fake nephew to fly back with them. Not like he could've effectively resisted three adult dragons escorting him.
>>221770408>you can tell they like him because he didn’t rape He's a weird sniffing huwite villain who just made a kid kill someone. If you think rapes are off the table you're out of your mind. He WILL be humiliated.
>>221771494Gelded and sent off to the wall
Fossoway, not Dornish. Dornish will kill him.
>>221771499Yes but like everything George does it's way overdramatic in asoiaf world
>>221771352She moon tea'd them, except for Gendry.
Did you never listen to your grandmother gossip growing up? It wasn't even medieval people. Sex outside of wedlock was super scandalous even like 40 years ago.
>>221771127Daemon Blackfyre died dueling a nobody from Pentos with a prowess score of six in mine.
>>221771499When your entire position is based on inheritance, yeah, knowing the proper inheritance of all those seats and lands was really fucking important.
>>221771494Dies in mutual combat with Roderick Dustin while defending alicent from northerners during the battle of tumbleton
>>221771499Not to this extent. If they weren't complete shitheads then they got a pass.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_de_Dunois
>>221771565Thank you but what the hell is Alicent doing in Tumbleton?
>>221771533>*looks directly at camera*>"For a great day, try Fossoway™!">*dies*
>>221771499>Were medieval people really this obsessed with who and who isn't a bastardYes, legitimacy was extremely important
>>221771514>He WILL be humiliatedHe WILL continue to get more based until his heroic knightly death
>>221771506Yeah, that was the most obvious thing to do. Which is why Daemon would've insisted on it. You don't let your enemies keep a nuke, even a nuke without a rider is still a fucking nuke. Let's say they killed Daeron like Daemon kept insisting. Instantly the Greens have another dragon they can bond to a new rider. If they don't execute Daeron, what will happen when they go to fight that army later, and that army just has a dragon that'll freak out and start burning everyone indiscriminately. It's retarded.
>>221771579She's got a son to kill.
>>221771494They keep pushing the smell thing, and they have Aegon on latrine business. So most likely, he gets drowned in a latrine.
>>221770340Except the writers hate Daemon and have actively tried to ruin him and get the audience to stop liking him. They came out and specifically said that people who like Daemon are bad and shouldn't like him.
>>221771656Bravo condal
>Aegon and Larys in charge of shit and piss operations>They eventually amass a pee and poo monopoly chokehold>End up bringing the entire Westerosi economy to a halt
Did Bran deterministically "cause" any events from HotD or Dunc and Egg. Like he caused Hordor to go full retard?
Sexo with Alysanne
What are the odds either Haelana or Als give rise to a Targ baby that gets kept secret, and then they foreshadow that baby's line culminates in Varys?
>>221771579Probably to tell daeron to not fight or something lame like that
>>221771730Cregan is so lucky
>>221771712Not until we find out why Dunk's foot is needed, and that won't be until a book George never gets around to writing.
>>221771670They backtracked on that and are now saying that people should be rooting for rhaenyra and daemons relationship
>>221771042God doesn’t rape but I do. Bring me the condom and mess and I shall fuck them to death via every orifice. I pray someone involved with the show or close to them can relay this message.
>>221771579Fake shitposting
>>221770272what's the best bannerlord asoiaf mod? or is there just the one
>It's a "Rhaenyra and Daemon have an intervention for Ulf" episode
>>221771795Cope
>>221771781They're only worried about Daemon not betraying Rhaenyra, who they do want people to like. It's not about Daemon at all, except how he affects her.
>>221771565That's a honorable death against a northerner savageHightower supremacy above all
>>221771806>there you were with your head in the privy
>>221770797Bong genes.
>>221771579Getting almost raped again.
>>221771277the what?
>>221771925What are you gonna do? Say no?
>>221771579>>221771739He will try to rape Allicent to restore a pure Hightower bloodline, she will struggle causing him to slip on dragon shit a die after hitting his head on a statue of the mother.
>>221771925because of the implication
>>221770272The ck3 mod suffers from being made for a game that just isn't that interesting.
>>221771937i mean can you say no to the king?>>221771966what implication
>>221771966kek
>>221770545>character dies from a beam falling on his head>cast person with enormous head that looks like it would explode if you poked it with a needle
>Valaria had "armies of dragons"Why the fuck didnt they colonize all of Essos?
>>221770466>>221771966
>>221771391>>221771401>>221771493>>221771543Drinking this repeatedly can lead to infertility.
>>221771697Nothing will be able to stand against the hightower intellectuals when they've a stranglehold on saltpeter production. They will manufacture gunpowder and use it to increase the efficiency by which they commit suicide thousandfold.
>>221772087
>>221770662>Two white leads I am honestly shocked by this. And I'm not even a /pol/cel or someone who gives even a tiny fuck about it, but there is an actual feeling of surprise that I feel in my body. I actually just googled the actors because I thought surely there has been some kind of mistake.
>>221772085They did
>>221770662He doesn't look bad at all.
>>221770530>usurper?
>>221772310He looks good as link but he looks bloated in hotd
>>221772345It’s just the hair dude
>>221772288Clearly not because they all died on their tiny peninsula instead of spreading out on the whole continent.
>>221772310>>221772345daeron is icsh
>>221772345Its the hair, nobody looks good with that style.
>>221766745season 1 bran is icsh
"VALYRIANS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this kingdom before. There could be VALYRIANS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE VALYRIANS" he thought. The Bear and the Maiden Fair drummed his entire warhorse, making it pulsate even as the 9 silver stags Dornish Red circulated through his powerful Andal veins and washed away his (merited) fear of dragons after dark. "With a stallion you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
I like the show Hightower sigil with the green flame better than the book version, very iconic looking
There is a grand total of 1 (one) character in HotD that is morally upstanding while having white skin.
JUST
>>221770662>>221772310zelda looks very bratty
>>221772471Gwayneguys... get in here
Oyakodon soon
>>221772479roasted sausage m'lord?
>>221772526
>>221772479even the raven pities him
if dubs we rape the smallfolk
>>221772540
>>221772345>>221772365This. The Link wig has some body to it that balances his rounder features. Honestly, that one picture that circulates is just not a flattering headshot at all. He looks much better every time I see him in something than he does in that picture. I think he looks super handsome as Link. Right hair length for his face shape and blond makes his eye pop. Reminds me a bit of Cole Sprouse at that age
>>221772479Punished Aegon, though one could say his punishment is greater than his crimes
I'm on S1E2, is this nigga retarded for the rest of the season? I don't care about spoilers, I know what happens for the most part, I tried to watch the show back when it first released but never made it past S1E3.
Alys Rivers is isch
>>221772635Usurping is no small crime.
>>221772695Yes, that’s his whole character, being a beta retard. Some find it endearing and charming for some reason, it just annoys me
>>221770266
>>221772695No. In season 1 he is the Jeb! Bush of Westeros. In Season 2 he becomes the Lindsay Graham of Westeros.
>>221772479he seems pretty ok considering what happened
>>221772727>Firstborn son of the late king Viserys Targaryen>Sits the Iron Throne>Wears the Conqueror's crown>Wields the Conqueror's sword>Has the Conqueror's name>Anointed by a Septon of the Faith before the eyes of thousandsPray tell, if succession was simply a matter of "Well X said I could", why did the bastards of the Bitch Queen's inheritance of Driftmark come under question even while the king was still alive?
fdaeron reverse trap
>>221772791cool it with the anti-valyrianism it was her turn
>>221772471Gwaynebros stay winning
>>221772791>dude sword and name lmaoNow that I think about it Otto is fucking stupid thinking that mummer trick would work.
Redpill me on the Blackfyre
>>221770919to be fair he dies in such a cool ass metal way that people still talk about him 200 years later.
is GAYnor supposed to come back or something?
>>221772727Forced into it by evil mom, stop victim blaming
>>221772924He bore the sword. Simple as.
>>221772933No one talks about daemon. He’s not mentioned once in the main books (aemond is Kek!)
>>221772924Niggers. Simple as.
>>221772943You're right...
>>221772933Criston Cole gets more lines than him in Asoiaf, well he gets none to start with lmao
>>221772933>>221772958Didn't realise it but no one in the original books *ever* talks about Daemon Targaryen.Aemond is mentioned once lol.
Team Green and Hightower!
>>221773027We Light the Way!
>>221770545>>221772592Are they giving the Greens unflattering hairstyles on purpose?
>>221773169duhalicent mogged rhaenyra hard in season 1
>>221773169Ugh
What is the fourth season even going to be about at this point? Seems like this shit could've been wrapped up this season.
>>221773239This season most likely ends with Battle of Gods Eye. So next season will have Aegon retake the thrown, and Rhaenyras and Aegon's death. I imagine next season will be the last. I can't imagine the will get into her son's reigns. Though her second son that becomes king, Viserys II, marries a tranny. HBO probably will hate to pass that up.
was alicent supposed to be some type of top baddie in the realm? why does everyone want to fuck her?
>>221773169the older the actress who plays alicent gets, the more she looks like a human female body with a giant baby head on top
alicent is fat
team daeron or team oscar?
>>221773274I think it's already confirmed the fourth is the last, that's why I was curious
>>221773169>>221773191>>221773226>>221773298The problem is when they make Alicent look pretty, she looks younger than her children
I didnt read the book but the entire thing is a retelling by a court jester midget? How could he possibly have record of all these events?
>>221773327That lights up well then. Chapterwise, if you want to read ahead, this season probably ends with Dying of the Dragons--Rhaenyra Triumphant, and next season covers Dying of the Dragons--Rhaenyra Overthrown
>>221773340
>>221773281She was hot as fuck as a teen but hit it wall hard
>>221773348What's the midgets tax policy?
>>221773348He couldnt not even the maesters know what actually happened
>>221773340nothing wrong with that in a milf
>>221773348No. It is a history book written by Archmaester Gyldayn. It compiles the telling from a variety of sources, but the main ones are accounts of Septon Eustace, Mushroom, and Grand Maester Munken.
>>221771341the real mother of dragons
>>221773370This is canonically rhaenyras arc, and the loss of her looks leads to her descent into madness. It’s the most honest depiction of a female villain since Cersei, and we fucking missed out
>>221773370>>221773298>>221773169guys I heard Olivia Cooke has lurked /tv/ since 2010 so you should stop being so mean because she might be reading this very thread right now as we speak
>>221773364>>221773382>>221773431She's 5 years older than the Helaena actress, 3 years older than Aemond and barely 2 years older then Aegon
i'd like fake daeron to be my ward if you know what i mean
>>221772924Daemon Blackfyre was a gigachad known for being an ideal knight, so his father the King Aegon gave him the sword that traditionally belonged to the king. His trueborn brother Daeron on the other hand was known for being a weak scholarly type who bent over for the Dornish which pissed of a lot of people.The real redpill though is realizing both Daemon and Daeron were probably edged on towards war because of their other bastard brothers, Bittersteel who was a Bracken and Blood Raven who is a Blackwood, meaning the whole Blackfyre Rebellions was just a proxy war of the old Riverland feud.
>>221773398All these guys are bozos on the show and clearly take sides. Why would we ever trust their word? Maybe all the RhayRhay slander was just their doing?
>>221773364What does a queen's asshole smell like?
>>221773658ask ormund. she made him puke!
>>221773658lemoncakes
>>221773658Oof just realized they probably didn't wax their assholes back then. Thats utterly disgusting to thinking about. Id imagine doggystyle wasnt very popular in those times.
>>221773690they poured milk of poppy on their assholes to remove the hair
who is this Ormund faggot and why is he so cartoonishly evil?what is even the point of this lame filler plot? I don't care almost anyone in this show now
>I NEED YOUR BEST COPY OF SHEEPSTEALER NOW>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T DO PHYSICAL MEDIA ANYMORE??? WHAT STORE AM I IN??
>>221773742only thing he did was kill a dude. thats cartoonihly evil?
>>221773742I like Ormund. He carried the episode. Only thing I don't get is why Aemond is essentially been cut this season.
>>221773770Money saving
>>221773768PUTA
>>221773753yuh... yuh.. lil wayne on the mic.check 1.2yuhi get high with my dragon we be! smokin them wagonsyuh
The makeup and costume team deserves an award. Rhaenyra is so beautiful and elegant on the show, her face is very unique and she comes off as fuckable but every time I've seen the actress IRL im absolutely revolted.
>>221773803you fell for her tricksez
>>221773803>make up and costume team do nothing but dress her like a normal person>in real life she paint herself and dress like a clownWell their job is easy when you think about it
>>221773803What would you have they/them do?
I am so fucking tired of Rhaenyra constantly being on the verge of tears in every single scene and making the worst possible decision in every moment.
the hapa actress is still rubbish. still ruining every scene she's in. her accent is still the most confusing thing ive heard. it sounds like 10 different accents mixed together.
>>221773862Nothing I think they made her look great as is. Thats was my point. Maybe just give her a dress with some boobage
>>221773880Atleast you can take solace knowing her humiliating and total defeat is coming
>>221773768xhe cute
>>221773881They're trying to walk it back but know they can't do it completely because they already committed to dog shit accent by having her still have it after living in England for 20 goddamn years. The Mizuno is fucking English.
do the asians even leave Yi-Ti, I always thought they were like extreme isolationist or something, there shouldn't be any orientals in Westeros.
>>221774012They live on the other side of Essos' Himalaya Mountains and going there by boat means you have to sail past Valyria, Slaver's Bay and Qarth then sail through the Essos version of the Malacca Strait.So no, no fucking way you'd see some chink in Westeros.
I like James Norton as Ormund and look forward to more scenesShame the guy they cast as Daeron has zero aura
>>221774207looking at the map really puts into perspective how amazing Corlys was to sail everywhere from Yi-Ti to Leng to Ibben all to make his fortune, which makes it a fucking shame he lost it all backing Rhaenyra.
>>221774262Wow that's Jimmy Norton? That's a really good hair transplant and I guess his "wife's extra protein " really paid off.
I am not getting the criticism that Ormund is too evil. He seems like a pretty average GOT villain to me. What makes him more comic book evil than Joffrey or Ramsay or the Night King?
>>221772747he was gay viserys?
>>221773753I don't watch the show.Did they explain how ranera and demon have this black child? Also she looks like she is in her 20s.Isnt ranera supposed to be like 18 after the time skip?
>>221774430he literally had a comedic rage moment and killed a guy because he essentially won his self defense case when he was the one who ruled on it
>>221774430Killing that guy was random as fuck and literally pointless, there was no reason to add that to the script other than to lazily give him negative morality points, but other than that yeah he’s fine
>>221774430He is not a meme character like ramsay or euron and he shouldn't even be a villain but the whole racist rant (they are vassals) and killing that guy was stupid
>>221774456Yeah...and? Why is that any more evil than slavers that make their dickless slaves strangle puppies?
>>221774430it's not that he is more evil than those characters you mentioned, it's that they make him evil because they had rhaenyra do a bad thing before that scene, it's pointless evil
>>221771131George of House Martin, First of His Name, (House Words: "We Do Not Write") will name Ser Preston Jacobs his heir on his deathbad and canonize Preston's Winds of Winter fanfic.
>>221774496The Hightowers shouldn’t be similar to the slavers of slavers bay because they are from different places and cultures and have different moralities
>>221774496i never said it was more evil, also that's a retarded comparison cause the slavers were always written as evil, Ormund in the book and the show (up until that point) didn't seem to be evil but actually admirable, but can't have that, team green must be evil
>>221771139>>221771103There was probably less gold in those bags from the Vale than what the Hound earned at the Hand's Tourney in S1.
>ormund does some dubious shit >villain music swells while the camera zooms in slowly on the fire in his mad eyes >daemon does some dubious shit >it happens offscreen, followed by a smash cut to a quip, the dubious shit being undercut and played for laughs
>>221774207>going there by boat means you have to sail past Valyria, Slaver's Bay and Qarth then sail through the Essos version of the Malacca Strait.Valyria is the only problem on that route and we know merchants sail around it all the time but I'd suggest the lack of contact between the Westeros and eastern Essos is Qarth, where most merchants see no need to go further east or west as pretty much everything is available there.
Aemond has a goth girlfriend now.
>>221774317Just going to Lys has its share of danger when you cross the Stepstones which are a pirate den. And that triangle between the Summer Islands, Sothoryos and the Gulf of Grief is full of pirates, that's where Tyrion gets captured by them and sold into slavery.
>>221774584>dubiousThere was nothing dubious about itBoth of them killed innocent people
>>221774597did she cast invisibilty on vaegar
>>221774584i dont care how heroic they make rhaenyra's final moments, im taking pleasure in seeing her dead and it's mostly the fault of the writers and not her and the performance itself
>>221774620Mayhaps she sent Vhagar to the Isle of Faces.
>>221774647I wonder if Addam will visit the isle of faces like in the books
>>221774647well you hear the castle shake when sir sriston enters like theres a giant dragon on topband aegon is ill
NEW THREAD when you're readyNEW THREAD >>221774682NEW THREAD >>221774682NEW THREAD >>221774682
>>221769894>>221771954Already discussed. See >>221678119
>>221774430the production has already admitted they wrote him as a nazi
>>221774718In Dunk, Targs are opressors but here they are Jews during the holocaust?
I liked the scene where Otto confronts Daemon at Dragonstone on behalf of Viserys. That's the only scene I remember from S1-2, apart from memes.I'm confused as to the point of this series. It's like a soap opera but with really drab characters, apart from Matt Smith who is pretty funny.Like, that was the whole point of Game of Thrones; gods the characterization was strong then, and when otherwise obtuse events happened to them you felt it, because you liked (or hated) the characters, which is why the series eventually began to fail; because it raped the characters and became more about a series of prophecies nobody gave a shit about.I don't give a shit about any of these homos in HotD. They're so fucking uncharismatic and dull. Pic related has more going on in his five minutes of screentime than any of the main cast of HotD.
>>221774492The racist rant is literally how everyone in Westeros views Targs behind the scenes though
>>221769968Anyone got the pic of Jorah and Dany with the “I’ll never dance with a hairy bear” quote?
>>221770545>Sniper’s DreamLost real fucking hard.
>>221770645It’s in Dorne, isn’t it?
>>221770763That Zelda’s maximum qt.
>>221771045THANK THE GHAAAAAHDS FOR BESSIE!
>>221771103You know what’s even dumber? The Blacks now know without doubt that “dragonseeding” works. Daemon let them fuck off back to Dorne where the Targaryens already have an established tradition of intermarriage with the Martells.
>>221771287KEK
>>221771448Kek
>>221771557Braavosi famously disguise their true power levels.
>Targs: We are a race of dragon-taming wizards who must keep our bloodline pure through inbreeding >Hightower: You are a race of dragon-taming wizards who must keep our bloodline pure through inbreeding >Targ: Whoa cool it with the anti-Valyrianism buddy
