...After he's just made his wish. What do you do differently to change the outcome of the story and have a happy ending?
I would've stopped simping the minute she started acting like a psycho cunt. Especially after she feeds me my fucking cat
>>221775037If I wanted to keep Nikki under the spell of the wish>Actually talk to her and discuss boundariesIf I wanted to free Nikki>Get someone else to make a wish reversing my original wish
>>221775037You should blow your fucking brains out
>>221775037I would have not made the wish and just asked her out like a non incel. If she’d say no I’d move on with my life.
>>221775037I wouldn't have said a thing, I would have listened to her, which is what no one did
Why didn't Bear just ask Sarah on a date
Since magic is real and I look for a way to gain powers/wishes via some other means.I'd either tard wrangle Sarah as a future sacrifice/accomplice or dump her ass and call cops on her after she kills someone.
>>221775470Because he was simping for Nikki
>>221775037Beat that bitch and tell her if she doesn't calm her ass down I'll fucking kill her and her piece of shit family. Women usually calm down after that. Bear didn't know how to check his bitch.
>>221775480I meant Nikki.I was thinking with my dick.
>>221775037Probably order a pizza or something
>>221775470Because he’s an incel and only wants the 10/10 women.
Call ICE
>>221775037Get someone else to reverse the wish or kill myself if that won't work.
>>221775470because that’s what oneitis does to a mf
>>221775703>Because he’s an incel>involuntary celibate>involuntarywas turning down decent asian pussy due to his oneitis...not involuntary at that point, right?
>>221775470Because not only is she not as attractive as Indie, she's like 2 cup sizes down.
>>221775830If turning down a woman in the same league as oneself disqualifies you from being an incel, then incels don’t exist at all. The only reason so many sexless men exist is because they won’t settle for someone of similar desirability as themselves.
I would just actually love her so there wouldnt be any conflict. Itd be like when she makes the wish but for however long we live.
>>2217754705.
>>221775037Nothing, having a insane girl with superhuman strength so obsessed with me sounds like a dream come true, i would just let her ruin my life.
>>221775037>What do you do differently to change the outcome of the story and have a happy ending?I'd make a list of things she must do and not do. Then keep improving and adding to it. A. No freaking out and shoutingB. No hurting or killing people or animalsC. Always maintain proper toilet etiquette and hygiene. No pissing on floors, you use the bathroom.
>>221775037Oh good, ANOTHER fucking Obsession thread. An Obsession thread died for this.
>>221775830He didn't know Sarah was into him because he was so foccused in the goblina.
>>221775944>2 cup sizes downThat is even hotter
>>221775975>The only reason so many sexless men exist is because they won’t settle for someone of similar desirability as themselves.then they're voluntarily celibate..and i think you're over estimating their chances with their equivalent looksmatches. most chubby girls would probably rather be plowed once a month by a decent tinder option than shack up w/ the smelly gross guy they work with
>>221776336Then the joke is on them because I may be smelly and gross but I'm packing seven full inches of white meat.
>>221775037There’s really nothing you can do that’s moral once you find out she’s screaming in pain in some mind prison. I’d of just let wish Nikki kill herself
>>221776201He tried the setting boundaries thing multiple times. The Wish just couldn’t decipher what he was asking & made her glitch & bipolar out. Even towards the end of the film when he says he wants to sleep in separate rooms she just threatens to kill herself. Letting wish Nikki go through with suicide is the only real answer outside of someone else wishing to veto your own wish
>>221775975lmao imagine believing thiswomen do not voluntarily date their looksmatchthey settle in the end when they need beta stability after miles of above average cock
>>221776219Nikki AND Sarah are both fucking "goblinas".
>>221775470He wasn't attracted to her.
>>221776336This. Average men are ok settling with average women as long as they’re not that much a bitch. Average women are the ones who think they deserve a 12/10 Chad
>>221775975>If turning down a woman in the same league as oneself disqualifies you from being an incel, then incels don’t exist at all. They don't, in the literal meaning of the word. Unless they're severely disabled, everyone can have sex by just paying someone for it. Not having sex is almost always a choice. It's why the colloquial meaning of incel isn't "Guy who can't have sex" it's "fruitcake who worships Andrew Tate and says goofy shit like "Hypergamous foids will disregard anyone who isn't a high SMV Chad with more than 8.7 points on the Pinewood Scale" or something.
>>221775037Enjoy the ride
>>221777579what ride
>>221777579I am the ride.
>>221775037I’d approach Sarah and tell her everything. She’ll gladly reverse the wish.
>>221775037I would literally bow down to Nikki and worship the ground she walks on and my devotion to her would make church seem unserious. Call me a simp if you want to, but that is a valid method for courting BPD girls.
>>221779004don't think it counts as simping if you're in a monogamous relationship with her and she never turns you down for sex
>stop killing people or I don't love you anymoremovie solved
>>221779115This might actually work, I'll try it and get back to you.
>>221776481I'm still not sure whether making Ian (or Sarah since Ian is a massive piece of shit) wish that Bear never got his wish would have worked
>>221779206it probably wouldn't have but it was still worth a shot
I wish my dick was bigger.
>>221779299I think so too, OWW seems to be an evil entity so it probably wouldn't want to give Bear the satisfaction because it would be too boring
>>221779115She starts torturing people but not actually ending their life. Checkmate, Beartheists.
>>221775037a lot more sex let me tell you that
>>221775037>Yo Sarah I know you like me and I think I do too, I will go on a date with you but only if you snap that stick and say out loud "I wish to cancel Bear's wish".
>>221775975It’s almost always due to porn addiction.
I introduce my tried & trusted bottom bitches. Real fun
>>221775037>have sex>touch grass>stop being an incel >don't break the stick
What if when nikki made her wish for Bear to love her, an actual bear came crashing through the house, because the Wish Willow thought she meant the animal, that would have been a much better ending.
>>221775981so like you wouldn't go out of the house to work
>>221775037I wouldn't say a single word to her. I would listen to what she has to say, and that's what no one did
>>221775037Considering that in this scenario I'm practically possessing Bear just like the entity is possessing Nikki and the real Bear is probably trapped in hell or whatever too, I would try to not think much about the moral implications when I use Nikki's wish to win the lottery so I can spend every second with her without having to worry about my job or whatever.
>>221775037She would agree to be my bound and gagged slave, which is what I would do.She would rear many many many children.I would also go back and make another wish for all women to love me more than anyone else in the world.
>>221779004all well and good until you have a single female coworker or make a waitress laugh and she smashes your testicles into paste with a hammer
>>221780578based and woman-owner-pilled
>>221780324Reminder that it's canonical that the name "bear" has been picked to refer to this social media trend where women admitted they feel safer encountering an actual bear rather than a man
Once I realised it was fucked I'd probably go into hiding in the hope that she gets committed or killed by a cop or whatever. Then just go back to my normal life feeling a bit guilty about the whole thing. But how was I supposed to know!
>>221781175realistic but also optimistic, I like it
>>221780712If you don't own your woman then she isn't really yours.
>>221775037Love her, marry her, impregnate her. Raise our children together far away from the toxic city we grew up in.
>>221775037Well I would never be interested in an ugly man faced ho like that so it's hard to imagineBut hypothetically if the chick was hot and still cooked a cat and shit herself I'd move out of town after sending her to a psych ward ,or pay a homeless guy to make a wish to cure her
>>221784195>the homeless guy wishes for some fent insteadwhat now?
>>221784776You beat it to death with a crowbar and try again.
>>221785055homeless guys are resistant to crowbars
>>221781082proof?
Obsession threads are funny
>you should kill yourself>wtf? no.wow was that so hard?
>>221775470Asian women are a meme
>>221776336>>221776661Just using the word ”looksmatch” means you are likely lower than a 3/10 in terms of desirability. In other words a woman in your league is not chubby, she’s fat and ugly.
>>221775037I just fuck her and never stop until my dick falls off.Then I kill myself
>>221775037She became chat gpt, nothing a good prompt wouldn't fix. >Write a book rule set to be absolutely followed or I won't love her anymore>Make a specific hour per hour schedule, clean, eat, wash, gym, ... to be absolutely followed or I won't love her anymoreIf it fails just tell her to kill herself.
>>221775037Tell the friend to wish for 2 billion, take a few 100 million, give someone else like 50 million to wish my wish undone
>>221787671your friend doesn't give you any of the 2 billion, what now?
>>221788284I listen
>>221775037Nice ad pajeet. Incel horror is zoomer dogshit.
>>221775037If am self aware of my circumstances I free her immediately. If not then I'd free her after the phone call.
>>221775703>nikki>10/10lmaoing at you
>>221775703based
>>221786558it's a fucking word, dude. get over yourself.
>>221775037I'd just do what I did IRL in this situation. Make sure I am literally never caught alone, make sure to always be with either her friends, or mine, preferably both. Let her act out all she wants. Once she's completely ruined her reputation and I am not liable to her psycho acts, I dump her.
>>221775037i dont know, i haven't seen this movie and most likely i never will. all i really know is the girl who frowns, snap wishwillow for cursed wish, and the guys name is bear.
>>221775975I'm literally never going to settle for someone who isn't a 10/10 bimbo. If that means I'll be alone, I can live with it. I will not date nor fuck uggos even if I start fatmaxxing into my 40s. I would literally just prefer to jerk off for life.
>>221775470Nobody likes asians
>>221775037Wait i Though feminist wanted to pick the Bear? What happen?
>>221775037Have sex in front of Ian to establish dominance.
>>221775037Bear gets rid of slut Nikki so he just has perfect version of her.
>>221790086Pretty based, anon.
>>221790396She's literally a social outcast, now, while two of her friends became pretty close to me. She might've had the mighty BPD, but she wasn't prepared for getting Sheev'd.
>>221775037I'm pretty sure most incels on this board would try to "tame" Freaky Nikki using violence, manipulation and rape
>>221775037I'd just ask my parents to make the reversal wish for me. Did Bear not have any family? He just had this dudebro Ian?
>Look, it's obvious that you're my dead cat. Quit fucking around, Sandy, I know it's you. Things can just go back to the way they were before you died, but... better. Here, put this on and you can just keep being my cat-wife. Oh, and now that I know you can understand me, how about you quit peeing on the goddamn rug and leaving dead animals around the house to "impress" me? I don't know how many times I've told you not to do that.
was slightly worried that Ian was going to wish for something out of anger or joke like"Oh yeah? This heckin stuff is real?! Well I WISH YOU [ something bad ] on bear!" and then they say 'fuck' a lot. "FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED""FUCK" "SHIT" "WHAT THE FUCK BRO DUDE!? "
BRO DUDE WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?!FUCK
>>221792265interesting theory, that the cat was possessing Nikki.
>>221792313problem with this is; at the end when Nikki uses the wish to make Bear fall in love with him. Didn't seem like they needed another cat for that. .
>>221776574>He tried the setting boundaries thing multiple times.No he didn't. He just said>ACT NORMAL ACT LIKE NIKKIHe never says>Hey do not poop on yourself. Make sure you use the toilet when I am gone. Do not feed me dead things.
>>221792350Business idea: it's Ian
