GET WOKEMAKE A LOTTA DOUGH
>>221775508Spider-Man coming out the following week will mostly kill it.
>critically acclaimed director that has made succesful film after succesful film>i i i it's totally gonna bomb guize
>>221775508wtf... I love niggers and trannies now!
>>221775508They're flat out lying again in the hopes of tricking literal retards into wasting their money to go see this subversive crap and spending 300 dollars on 2 dollar soda and 50 cents worth of popcorn lol they literally see you as cattle being led to the slaughter and to be milked of every cent you have leaving none for your children or future generations of your demographics
confirmed not in the movie>No lotus eaters>No windbag>Zeus and Poseidon are never visually depicted> No "nobody has blinded me" scene
>>221775508>tracking to open with $200 million worldwideThey said the same shit about Supergirl and every other shit movie that's come out the past 4 years
>>221775508Honestly, I like a lot of christopher nolan movies, and I generally don't care about woke stuff or if zendaya is in something. I'm really struggling to give a shit about this though. I don't really know specifically why though. It just looks kind of silly.
How much was Supergirl projected to gross?
>>221775508Tom Holland and Robert Pattinson have gay sex for 3 minutes
>200 million WWWeren't predictions saying 380-440 million WW? What happened there?
>>221775937>>221775973Even positive critics admit that it is a very loose adaptation of the source material.
Can't even break $100 million OW in US lol
>>221775508Chuds on suicide watch lol
>200 milly worldwideit's gone down.... uh oh
>>221775508Troonies desperate for an argument against go woke go broke kek
>>221775508>made money because of versus in spite of
>>221776174It's just a fucking movie, retard. It's been tiresome how everyone's been yammering on about this corporate product for months now like it has some kind of impact on their own life. Thinking you're "owning chuds" over this stupid fucking shit shows just how petty and meaningless your own personal existence is. And to think it's over a marketing twitter screencap that has an agenda to push. Sad.
>>221775610/tv/ is going to make a hundred seethe threads a day when it drops too
>>221775821I hope it bombs but realistically I expect it to do moderately well. Wouldn't surprise me if it has a strong opening weekend then plateaus and ends up anywhere from $700 - $900 million. The sort of numbers where the studio will call it a success, even if internally it's seen as underwhelming, and /tv/ will call a disappointment, even if deep down it's far more successful than they wanted it to be.
>>221775575Two weeks
>>221775508The most credible critics are calling it boring. The studio didn't bring in the "influencers" to try and shill for it. It's up against serious competition. Trailers getting obliterated by the comments and thumbs down. But it is Nolan, and the average moviegoer in 2026 is room temperature IQ. So I give it a decent chance of a decent box office in absolute terms just from name recognition. The media will probably be able to sell it as a success. However the production budget was very, very high. Add in marketing. It probably has to make $700-750 million to break even and nobody invests hundreds of millions of dollars to merely break even a few years later. If this doesn't actually hit over a billion dollars, Nolan's probably going to director jail. How much it falls short will determine just how bad the sentence will actually be on his career.Anyway, I'm totally apathetic to this. I barely followed any of the drama. The Odyssey without any of the actual Greek myth sounds pretty lame to me, and the Iliad is the story that people would actually want to see (and kinda did, Troy was okay enough), so I just don't care. I do think it's weird that Nolan would even make this movie. Script and casting aside, it just doesn't seem like him. It's weird. Anyway, I guess we'll find out soon enough. I have liked many of his films in the past so I wish he had gone and made something I'd be interested in.
holy fucking basedIt's not too late though /tv/. You can always switch-up and pick a random side actor who said a chuddy thing 5 years ago on twitter or a random character saying something based to retroactively claim this is a redpilled movie and cultural victory for you :)
>>221775508I never knew his movies tanked after batmanI didn't watch them so maybe that was a clue
>>221777021He had success with Oppenheimer, mostly because of the Barbie movie and that genius forced meme some marketing department cooked up. I think Interstellar and Dunkirk did well enough.
>>221775508Lmao chuds and woke right on suicide watch. All grifters will be coping for choosing the wrong movie and director. It will be pure kino. The movie and the meltdown
>>221775971Literally nobody said that about supergirl ya fucking retard lmaoGo on polymarket right now and you can 100x your money if you think this will have a supergirl opening.
>>221775508THEY. ARE. RIGHT. ABOUT. THE. GOYIM.
oh boy the rotten axe wound spam has begun
>>221777259People were saying Supergirl would make a billion dollars.
>>221775575No
>>221777320Literally no one said that. Early tracking had it in the 50s and it went down, that's it.
>>221775971Oh shit, I wasn't watching the box office at all but Supergirl didn't even make $120 million global so far? Wow James Gunn is fucked. I could make a Supergirl film in my garage and I bet it'd make at least $120 million in return. How the fuck did they screw it up that badly? Just put an attractive woman in a short skirt. Rip her top a bit at some point fighting the big bad. Keep the camera on her tits and ass. Bam, you got yourself a blockbuster.
>>221777347yeah you said it was all sold out and going to break the box office records
>>221777321>The most recognizable hero ever vs a 3 hour history wank festThe people that want to see the Odyssey will see it week one, then never again
Chud here.How do I cope with this? I thought the Odyssey flopping would make up for not having a girlfriend and living with my parents at 28.
People literally go to Nolan movies to avoid black peopleNo blacks in The PrestigeNo blacks in OppenheimerNo blacks in DunkirkNo blacks in InceptionNo blacks in Batman (Morgan Freeman is white coded)Nolan has made one nigslop so far and it was the only flop of his career
>>221777544Am I the only person who remembers the blacks in Oppenheimer?
>>221777558There was a hispanic or something I recall.
>>221777320>source: my gaping assholeGo ahead, post proof of your 10 dollar bet it should be an easy 1000 bucks if you think it’ll make less than 75m (pretty sure even that is more than supergirl made)
>>221777535going trans would make your life much happier
>>221777609
>>221775508Chudbros what is this? Woke was supposed to flop?
>>221777544>No blacks in BatmanIt's no blacks not no black. We can have one.
>>221776565No, it'll just be more shill threads like this one until the contract runs out and they all mysteriously disappear overnight about a month later, which will coincidentally be when people forget about this movie entirely.
>>221777452if you tried making a female character movie these days you would make the same exact flop, because once you're forced to bend to the mandatory woke demands nothing of what you imagined would be left
>>221776174>leftists when billionaires do cultural appropriation
>>221775937What the fuck is the point of doing Homer without the gods? That alone is going to make me not want to see this movie. I want to see the debates on Mount Olympus about Odysseus getting to return home, with Athena being a catty bitch and Poseidon seething. The gods are some of my favorite parts about Homer.
>>221775508this doesn't rhyme though
>>221778501athena is in (played by zendaya)
>>221778500>>221778398>>221777535>>221776174>>221775508honestly it's crazy how hard leftists suck off billionaires and corporations because the main goals of leftism are trannies, faggots, open borders, ban guns and kill all white people and not anything economic so since the interests of the mega rich are also trannies, faggots, open borders, ban guns and kill all white people they are natural allies
>>221775937>> No "nobody has blinded me" scenethat's like LITERALLY the most famous part of the story aside from maybe the dog recognizing Odysseus and then dropping dead
>>221778523Then it's not Athena
>>221775508Who literally gives a shit how much money it makes? This isn't the fucking business board.
>>221778597billionaires making money (especially with cultural appropriation) is victory to lefitsts.Don't ask me why
>>221778613Then why do you care? Are you a leftist? What leftists think about box office earnings isn't relevant to discussing a fucking film.
>>221775508then it retroactively wont be woke
>>221778661I haven't seen an original MSPaint comic in awhile did you make that yourself or did you find it on twatter
>>221775937>>No windbagcome on that's like the funniest part
>>221777321kek, it's definitely flopping. Spider-Man can do whatever a spider can while Odysseus takes ten years to sail 500 miles. Being the shittiest sailor in all of Greece isn't going to sell tickets the same way as catching thieves just like flies.
>>221778597It's the show business board.
>>221778661Nobody ever said that shit except leftist people in leftist bubbles.As usual you only have a caricatural version of normal people
>>221778673It's also just easy to make into realismshit. Just let a storm grow fast, the sky darken, coincidentally after that faggot opened the bag
>>221777544I thought Tenet was fine
>>221775995So is O Brother Where Art Thou.
>>221778590Adidasthena
>>221778773
Retarded npcs flock to another Nolan flick... Imagine my shock
>>221778942Your image shows the exact same person holding two different opinions though.This image does not demonstrate that at all. Care to try again?
>>221779048
>>221775995i don't really understand why you'd base it on the source material if you're not going to use it but i'm autistic so what do i know
awful numbers. it needs 2 billion to even be profitable
>>221775508>trackingLol
>>221775575>both have Zendaya and Tom Holland
>>221778661Leftists and their corporations can't stop winning.
>>221778461This. It’s just the same $2 per day jeets that shill everything else here. It’s all so tiresome.
>>221775508>non-Batman opening New nebulous category just dropped. Lol. The state of journalism lol.
>>221775937>confirmed not in the movie>>No lotus eaters>>No windbag>>Zeus and Poseidon are never visually depicted>> No "nobody has blinded me" scene>No Elliot Page as ACKhillesI'm not watching this slop
>>221775508Who the fuck are the giants?Like actual giants or just A BIG GUY?
>>221779338>>221775937>No "nobody has blinded me" sceneNolan red this scene and thought 'How childish' and then he flew his Tesla cloned batmobile into 2000 feet tall tidal wave.
>>221779392You saw Nolan's fart of a nuclear explosion, so what do you think?
>>221779423I didn't watch Oppenheimer.
>>221779423I have not watched a Nolan movie since the Batman ones
>>221778911OBWAT is another setting that makes sens on its own
>>221778942Yes, Peach is a girlboss in the movie, therefore I didn't watch it.Your point?
>>221779442Last Nolan movie I've seen was either 3rd batman movie (it was ok) or interstellar (it was dogshit), whichever came out later.Skipped Tenet, never had it on my radar.A WW movie made in 2020s doesn't interest me. Seen too many of those when they still had at least some patriotism in them.And biopics are unwatchable slop. I've seen an Oppenheimer documentary years before the movie and that's all I need to have in my life about that character.
>>221775575Him and batman fuck in this movie
>>221775508CoolStill not gonna watch this shit
>>221775937> No "nobody has blinded me" sceneUltra gay and lame, what the fuck is Nolan thinking removing the best scene from the Odyssey.
>>221779576>what the fuck is Nolan thinking removing the best scene from the Odyssey.He thought it was childish, banal and beneath him.
>>221779591That fag recoiled in horror when he saw a rainbow, stopping the filming for one day>colors in my movie? No way!How lame and pretentious one can be?
>>221777320l-literally no one said that you delusional chud! dats rite
>>221777259kys pajeet
>>221779672>How lame and pretentious one can be?He wrote Man of Steel.
>>221775508how did the giant get smaller as he got closer, is Page playing the giant as well?
>>221777558The only one I can remember is one of the guys who worked on the Chicago Pile (and he’s basically an extra)
>>221775508Did anyone actually think it’d bomb? It’s Nolan. Won’t be seeing it though
>>221778584It's also the most important part of the story, as Odysseus does reveal his name in arrogance, the Cyclops prays to Poseidon to smite Odysseus, and as a result everything that follows is a classic greek tragedy where hubris and Odysseus's own cleverness led to his suffering.
>>221779934He didn't. He was just executive producer and didn't even touch that shit movie
>>221780057It will still make much less than what they want.
It's gonna make a billy and there's nothing you can do about it
>>221780374But will it be litty?
>>221780374It's gonna make a billy rupees.
>>221780374>leftist when billionaires do cultural appropriation
>>221779392>A BIG GUY
it's woke!? this is the first time I'm hearing that! now I'm NOT going to see it. That was a close one, fellow chads please make this aspect of the movie more known so people don't waste their time.
Man this jeet is sure taking this personally.
i've just found out that this movie is woke, thank you /tv/ for opening my eyes, I already cancelled my pre-order...
>>221777544>Mhh why did the film released during prime Covid didn't do wellRetard
>>221775575both have zendaya and hollland. You're in for another barbenheimer, mate>>221775971they didn't
>>221780646>barbenheimerhow are we calling this one? Odd-man: Far from home?
>>221775508They spent $500 million and they will almost make it all back. I still won't see it. Why do you care?
>>221780646>You're in for another barbenheimer, mateno one did that
>>221775508NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>221775508Is this 200m worldwide without domestic or including it? If it includes domestic that's really anemic, if not then it's not that bad but not a smash either considering how much it cost and what they've spent on marketing.
>>221775937>> No "nobody has blinded me" sceneConfirmed as garbage
>>221775508I believe the film will make a fortune. I wont watch it, but it's sure to be a hit. However, tracking info can never truly be accurate. It was only a month ago Supergirl was expected to get a sizable opening. It's all just shilling to con the public into buying a ticket. On this occasion, however, I suspect The Odyssey will do well.
Well they'd better hope so, because it cost 250
>>221781345>tracking infoBy the way who are doing these projections before the movies come out?Is it the production companies themselves that then gives it to the media to try and get a positive spin and pr?Or is it like independent polling companies or something or like movie-theater chains who does this?Because depending on the projection it could benefit or harm the production companies
>GET WOKE>MAKE A LOTTA DOUGH
>>221781374>Is it the production companies themselves that then gives it to the media to try and get a positive spin and pr?I reckon it's (mostly) this. There is so much shilling and bs created by the studio (and their affiliates) it's difficult to ascertain what the truth is.
>>221775508$0 from me so idc
>>221775937So pretty much the best stuff is not in the movie
Do you fags not tire of having this gay flame war for the past 10 years?
>>221781345>will make a fortuneHow?It won't flop but Nolan never was "the billion dollar guy" and so many won't watch it.
the film is a mk ultra endeavor to have you accept power is returning with violence, Troy was shit because Bush was retreating. Expect violence and the realism in the deaths of battle. War is coming
>>221775508It will flop
>>221775937>No "nobody has blinded me" sceneWhat's the point of the Cyclope scene without that?I bet that retard thought "my movie is serious, I can't put a scene that could become comedy"
>>221783340Proably there was another rainbow over the island and they covered in fear, unable to film anything else in that place
>>221778461SAME AS IT EVER WASSAME AS IT EVER WAS SAME AS IT EVER WAS
it needs to make at least 2 billion to be considered a success, no I am not moving goalposts, i refuse to believe this is will be a success
>>221775508it doesn't look great, but I want it to make a lot of money just to see how the incel influencers react.
>>221783432
>>221779182>Zendayawait that's her real name? I thought it was the name of a shitty Avengers character
>>221784906It's her first name, her last name is Jackson or something.
>>221776174Hollywoods victory is your victory? Give me thw chuds any day
>>221777544>No blacks in BatmanGambol
>>221780441you lack a basic understanding of the concepts you think you understand, and that's why you are helpless chud. cultural appropriation has nothing to do with a white director adapting the odyssey, that's fucking ridiculous and just reveals all your knowledge about it come from ragebait fake news posts about a white dude getting canceled for dressing as sultan in halloween (never happened)
>>221775508Cool.Still not watching it.
>>221775508Not mine, and that's what matters.Keep your niggersKeep your faggotsKeep your batshit crazy foids.
>>221775508$200m -1
>>221785088>>221785251U are so mad right now
>>221778563it's funny that if they actually get their goal the whole world will be nothing but a regressive polluted illiberal fundamentalist islamic anti-lgbt world ran by billionaires in private enclaves
>>221784906How do you not know Zendaya with how obsessed this board and the internet in general are with her?
Near me the bigger theatures/viewings are sold out well for this film, anything smaller is mostly empty. I decided to check out spiderman and only one time for a bigger threature is sold out, pic related is spiderman opening day during peak hours. I also checked the first couple of days and most seats are empty for spiderman.It seems to be doing better than spiderman in my area, I also know about this since most spiderman merch isn't selling outside the action figures. Marvel has been pushing avengers stuff over spiderman to prepare for doomsday.
>>221785277No U lmaoI won't watch a single minute of it.You know, to stir clear from visual poison, or Diarrhea. But enjoy your cultural cancer, I mean it. It's your right.
>>221775508It was always going to open big. Its what happens after that matters. Supposedly its boring.Remind 625-650 million is rock bottom for breaking even.And Spider-Man is coming. Imax generates twice as much money per ticket but there is not many of them.
>>221775508>trackingwake me up when u people stopping posting fake twit "news"
>>221775995Its a feminist subversion of it. Itll be interesting to see if this kills any word of mouth. You make an adventure/war movie and then subvert the audience because you dont want to glorying war, men , or western civilization. They are going to lean into the woman talking part of the story. If its boring itll have a huge drop off.
>>221785468Not even tripling the cost will save this from Spider-Man.
>>221775508Most tickets sold in India, does that even count?
part of me really wants to see this after work on Saturday and the other sees the stuff they won't include, like nobody, and I'm worried it's not going to be the best. it's so weird to see a game like hades 2 fully incorporate it with it's tone but this cannot. idk i have to think about it
>>221775575We're getting SPIDEYSEE actually
>>221777320>>221785067>you lack a basic understanding of the concepts you think you understand, and that's why you are helpless chud.Actually we understand the concept just fine."Cultural appropriation" has always just been an ideological fig leaf to justify removing Whites from positions of cultural dominance. I know this. You know this. Everybody knows this.
>>221785704Sony isn't going to let Tom Holland and his beard shill for the Odyssey when they're supposed to be shilling Spider-Man.
>>221785366Started coming to this board recently and I don't watch marvelslop. I truly thought, whenever she was mentioned, that she was some bald negress girlboss
>>221777320No one believed that. Not even Reddit. Most believed 300-400 million finish, with the reasoning it cannot outgross Superman (so the ceiling was 600 million), and that it is tracking as well as Thunderbolts, so should do around it.Now, The Marvels, that's where everyone shat the bed and assumed a billion dollars, with 750-800 million as the absolute floor.
>>221775575i think they have slightly different demographics but we'll see
>>221785914But its chuddies who are weeping and crying about cultural appropriation now. So you admit that its a valid criticism.
>>221775508I find it suspicious that all the marketing revolves around this one scene where a bunch of giant cannibals beat down a Odysseus' band of elderly men and pajeets. Its as if this scene is the only thing interesting about the movie - a bunch of big guys lumbering forward and swatting people in a weightless CGI battle, sending them into trees that fall in half before the person even touches it.
>>221786156Yeah Spider-Man's target demographic is people who go to the movies to be entertained. Nolan's chasing the people who go to the movies to support a nebulous political movement that they think is resisting a non existent tyranny. Also the Spider-Man audience will see the movie again and again. I don't see a lot of repeat viewings for the three hours of dreary navel gazing.
>>221786332>Nolan's chasing the people who go to the movies to support a nebulous political movement that they think is resisting a non existent tyrannythis is in your head, schizo
>>221786174>So you admit that its a valid criticism.Not at all, because all examples of White "cultural appropriation" are simply Whites assimilating aspects of other culture into their own and doesn't require displacing other ethnicities from the own cultures, while cultural appropriation as practiced by leftists specifically exists to displace Whites from their own culture.A White man wearing a novelty sombrero has no effect on Mexican culture, because the White man exists outside of Mexican culture.Non-Whites replacing Whites in White roles within White culture explicitly effects and degrades White culture.
>>221775575It will still make a billion
>>221786392Billion minus one
>>221786360Kinda like the billion dollars this movie will never make.
>>221786365>White White White White
>>221775508He's the movie version of Brandon Sanderson. Reached critical mass and no one wants to criticize when he puts out dogshit
>>221786332>Nolan's chasing the people who go to the movies to support a nebulous political movement that they think is resisting a non existent tyranny.Man you guys are fucking delusional. People will see a blockbuster Nolan movie because it’s a Nolan movie. A few shitty casting decisions doesn’t deter them from that main draw
>>221775508>tracking toSo, it didn't actually.
>>221786402
>>221786415Shut the fuck and stop equating me, an actual Mediterranean White, with fucking niggers.
>>221786392100 crore is only $10 million American, will need very much more indeed
>>221786457You will never be Greek, American.
>>221786445Still haven't seen Dunc.
>>221786474Did I say I was fucking Greek you fucking retard?
Woke is a 165 year old term created by Abraham Lincoln pre civil war. Foreigners and badly educated trolls still don’t know this. It is not new. It is that old. I have retard fatigue. Eugenics is the wayEvery day I am reminded of how retarded 90% of internet users are
>>221786431How many times are you going to see the Odyssey?
This is how retarded you all are with your twitter and outrage and your YouTube crushes You are this stupid. It is that old. Let me guessA stupid ai or wiki article confused you because ai is bent towards retards and wiki has become trash It’s that fucking old This is literally 4th grade education in non shit hole American states It’s a huge reason Abe got elected Let me guess My spacing upsets you fucking retards as well
>>221785972They delayed the filming of Spider-Man for The Odyssey, retard-kun. Tom also got Sony CEO Rothman to screen Lawrence of Arabia to the Odyssey crew.
>>221775508I blame China.
>>221786420he was always dogshit, his first book, Elantris was like a 5 year old wrote it.
How will the youtube chuds cope with this?
>>221775508its been projecting for this for months. avatar films made billions and are dog shit too. deadpool and spiderman are trash but made billions. no one cares about money or paid critic ratings. billion-1.
>>221786629They only delayed it so they could synchronize the release date and further drive the Odyssey into the abyss of the unprofitable.
its not out yet
People without refined taste love Nolan.
>>221775575>woke odyssey followed by year 18 of non-stop capeshitGod movies are so fucking awful now
>>221784906>>Zendaya>wait that's her real name? I thought it was the name of a shitty Avengers characterOnce, I used to study with a Jeet that didn't have a surname. So it is possible to not have a surname.
>>221787210>So it is possible to not have a surname.No its notYou are not allowed by law to be without a surname
>>221780923Worldwide includes domestic. International is the term that excludes domestic.Anyway, the film cost an estimated $250 million to make, and that number always goes up when the real numbers come out later. Marketing is typically 50% of the production budget. Can be higher than that, especially if they're panicking over the casting backlash.I'll be interested in what the domestic vs. international split at the box office. They make a smaller percentage from the international box office, and Nolan's films typically make much more internationally than domestic. If that happens here, the film probably needs closer to $875-900 million to break even, if we believe the reported budget. Worth noting that Spider-Man is very popular internationally as well.
>>221780797Coworkers of mine did. They also still wear masks.
>>221786332i was going to say spidermans demographic is just full of elementary school kids so nolan doesnt really have to worry about competition lmfao
Imagine if Mel Gibson had made an Odysseus movie instead of Nolan...
>>221786420I dunno, nobody's got a problem saying Spielberg has gone to shit.
>>221787339None of those "quotes" are by real people.
>>221787339The elementary school kids will see Spider-Man over and over, Nolan's so called fans will see it once, post on bluesky that they've seen it and never watch it again.
>>221786431Like I've said from the beginning, it'll probably do okay in absolute terms. There's a lot of people who see Nolan's name and sperg out and go watch. But when they all get disappointed, and they will, they're not going to go see it again, and they're not going to give good word of mouth.The problem really is that the budget is extremely high. This actually does need to make a billion dollars to be worth the expense. It'll break even at less than that, but to actually be a success it will need to do better than any movie Nolan has ever made. Is this, THIS, the film that's going to do it? The fucking Odyssey, with all the cool shit stripped out, a whole bunch of controversial decisions that turned this into some big gay culture war battle, and no once-in-a-generation Barbenheimer meme to juice the numbers? That just doesn't seem credible.
>>221787210He was just committing fraud.
>>221775575Literally no one is hype for that movie
>>221787401Yeah, that would've been sweet.>>221787693They absolutely are.
>1 billion dollars in 2026 is barely worth 600 million in 2016
>>221775937Funny how Spongebob the Movie has elements more accurate to the Odyseey than the Odyssey
>>221775508the reviews are in
>>221775937>lotus eatersWoke is very much pro-hedonism. They wouldn't dare depict drug addicts as the villains.
>>221780646I don't expect this movie's shills to be smart, but you do realize the Barbenheimer joke was that they opened on the same day and had two very separate audiences, right? This and Spiderman are two male-focused summer blockbusters and aren't opening on the same day.
>>221777320There wasn't a single person on /tv/ who said that and meant it in good faith. The Superman movie didn't make a billion dollars so why would a less popular character do better?
>>221775508The legs will tell the full story. If people love the movie, it will reach 800-900 million. If people don't like it much, it could end up at around 500-600.
>>221785062Michael J WHITE
>>221789036still gonna flop
>>221776174>>221775508*taps sign*
>>221775508It doesn't open until the 17th. It has had no chance to "make a lot of dough" yet.
>>221777544>claims people literally go to Nolan movies to avoid black people>several of Nolan's films feature black characters>Tenant had a black protagonist.Where do you incel chuds come up with this fairy tale bullshit? lol
>>221778687Odysseus was literally impeded by Poseidon, the God of the Seas and Zeus for the eating of Helios’ cattle. Read the poem.
>>221775508Humans are really cattle
>>221789082The situation that post is referring to had them making an actual fucking program to indicate if a streamer streamed that game btw. It's not comparable :)
>>221778597don't act like chuds don't go full basedface when a wokeslop film flops (or when a rightoid film makes a profit)
>>221786497reveal your country NOW
>>221775508So what is hearthrob Elliot Page's role in this film?
>>221789082that Harry Potter game was really objectively bad and playing fast and loose with the established story. that's not a good defense
>put no niggers in the trailer>WAIT PEOPLE WANT TO GO WATCH ITlol
>>221775508Yeah and Moana is on track for a billy
>>221789375Holland needs to shut the fuck up and collect his paycheck.
200m WW is not that great...
>>221775508anyone who says it sucks is jut going to have the rest of the Hollywood insider cult attack them for actually being really racist/transphobic. So they are going to give it some lip service and move on.
>>221778500Nolan Derangement Syndrome
>>221789375Hahahaha oh buddy he's getting his. Can't wait for him to play some faggot getting ass raped in a couple years. Oh wait! He already did!
>>221778563Nolan Derangement Syndrome
>>221778563The second banks started flying the fag flag occupy died and leftism in this country went out the window
>>221778613Nolan Derangement Syndrome
>>221789485+100 rupees have been deposited in your account
>>221780441Nolan Derangement Syndrome
>>221789438>>221789460>>221789485>>221789531>proving once again that leftshitters cannot meme(You) are FUMING
>>221789476Nolan Derangement Syndrome
>>221789460what does that have to do with what I said, tranny boi?
>>221789571Nolan Derangement Syndrome
>>221786457>>221786474meds and other yuropoors are not white
>>221783871Kek, this
this movie could make 500bn at the box office and i still won't see it. sorry shill brigade, i'm just not interested.
>>221789375I literally reverse trust critics since they are all paid for shills. Like the only way a movie is actually good is if it has a low critical score and a high audience score. we've seen way too many 5 star movies and tv shows be terrible and have terrible audience scores "because the chuds are heckin' review bombing" only for the commies to admit that the show or film was ass after a few months like cowboy bebop
>>221789375did this faggot read "critic reviews" for the first time in his life or is he just doing the disingenuous leftist thing?
>>221775508Could have made more.
>>221775508not with those "rhymes" manpreet
Place your bets folks! First to a billy Moana (2026) or The Odyssey (2026)
>come wokesisters we must defend [product] to preserve the honor of [millionaire celebrities] and the bottom line of [corporate entities]
>>221788350Hah, another terrible sound mix by Nolan, what a surprise. Enjoy your expensive IMAX tickets and can't hear a single fucking line, losers.
>>221789158Nolan is removing all of the Greek gods from the story. So in the film it's literally just some really bad sailors getting lost for no real reason.
>/tv immediately shifts goalposts to pretend they never cared about the numbers, despite talking nonstop about it being a financial flop for monthsEvery time
>>221786156Its the same demo (capeshit fans)
>>221789375>Can't even spell civilization correctly.We've seen this play out before, Tom. The shills give it five stars, then a month or two later when the film has failed and their contracts to shill it have expired they come out with a second set of articles acknowledging all of the problems the honest critics who weren't being paid by the studio said all along, and basically retracting their original glowing reviews without actually retracting them. The only people still trusting the shill reviewers are actual retards to would go see anything anyway. They literally just need somebody to tell them something is popular and they'll pretend to like it. They have no opinions of their own, they just flit from product to product trying to fit in. None of them can ever articulate a single reason why they like whatever thing they watched. They are the actual NPCs.
>>221789644They admit the truth once their contracts expire. They're literally paid.
>>221776699....but unironically.
>>221790852its just black panther again, shit tier movie getting good reviews not for the content but because it sucks the dick of far leftists history revisionists
>>221789850Moana isn't going anywhere close to a billi. This probably will, though.
>>221790852money matters, reviews don't since reviews are paid for shills
>>221790961This is kind of the last big gambit on this, anyway. Nolan may or may not be a believer but it's clear he got a push to lean hard into this stuff so the right won't win. On the strength of his name he might just drag this across into slight profitability, which will be hailed as some massive success despite objectively being a worse result than most of his films. But then the money people who are fed up will just increasingly try to put a stop to this nonsense whether they themselves believe in it or not. It's a civil war in Hollywood between those who want to move things slowly while making money and gaining long term power, and those who just want performative kamikaze raids against their enemies that only steel resistance against them but feel good to do in the moment. It's pretty clear the long-term planners holding the purse strings will actually get their way, but expect plenty of big names (any still left) getting seduced into destroying themselves by their Wormtongue advisors so somebody can get a brief emotional high off of it before getting crushed forever.
/tv/ has lost its soul. You are all hating on a Nolan movie because of anti-woke culture war slop instead of hating a Nolan movie on principle because it's Nolan and he's a fraudulent hack. This website no longer has its own identity, we just follow whatever Elon cooks up on his Xitter algorithm.
>>221790961Or maybe Nolan just made a good movie like he usually does despite some shitty casting choices. Not even audiences loved Black Panther as much as critics did but they always love Nolan
>>221791513They haven't loved Nolan for a while.
>>221791702Delusional
>>221791513>Or maybe Nolan just made a good movie like he usually doesNolan hasn't made a good movie in his entire life.
>>221775508can't blame the chinese for under appreciating western culture when they're introduced to it with shit like thisoh how we've fallen
>>221791710I don't think it's that hard, but your average normalfag now believes Nolan's movies are too hard to understand. Take away Oppenheimer people only watched for the memes, and he hasn't had a movie normalfags actually like in a long time now.
>>221791788They are confused by Nolan, and being confused is scary. A lot will still go to see this because they're told to, but they'll just be more confused and more scared and they will not tell anyone else to go see it, because if they do then somebody will ask them to explain it and they won't know how. Week two drop-off will be huge. Week three it gets destroyed by Spider-Man which is easy to understand and thus isn't scary.
>>221791837>They are confused by Nolan, and being confused is scary. A lot will still go to see this because they're told to, but they'll just be more confused and more scared and they will not tell anyone else to go see it, because if they do then somebody will ask them to explain it and they won't know how.He is just a ridiculous, pathetic con artist who doesn't know how to make movies and tries to mask his ignorance with high-flown verbiage designed to dazzle yokels: cheap trash masquerading as profundity, utter drivel served up in a convoluted mess, puerilities decked out in sophistication—like a reader of *Reader’s Digest* leftovers passing himself off as a child prodigy, a clairvoyant sage, and a visionary artist all rolled into one (though, in the end, all his belches still reek of *Reader’s Digest* leftovers). The so-called "genius" this degenerate and stupid era deserves (and finds it convenient to promote).
>>221791770Won't somebody think of the bat eaters and pandemic causers
>>221791770lol the Chinese already do these types of films far better than the west. I saw some while I was in Melbourne a few years back. More budget, better vfx, better armor, better everything. Don't worry about China.
>>221792181Now this is the real criticism we need. Nolan is the biggest fraud in cinematic history and this would be true even if the tranny wasn’t in the movie
>>221775508I doubt it. We saw this type of stuff with Supergirl as well. I'm not paying to watch that slop regardless.
>>221775508lol, lmaoi dont know a single person excited to see thisi knew multiple people excited to see oppenheimer
>>221792415We saw nothing of the like with Supergirl, everyone knew it would be a mediocre flop
>>221792474Same here. I was quite interested in Oppenheimer and was looking forward to its release for a long time, and I knew a lot of people who were also interested. Everyone was talking about it ahead of time, sharing nuke memes and stuff, diving into the history of the Manhattan Project. History videos everywhere about the atom bomb's development. I've never heard anyone outside of the internet even talking about Odyssey, and the talk online has all been negative, or the usual tranny screeching about the fact that it's all been negative. I don't know who this movie is actually for, because it's apparently been made in the most retarded way possible for the audience that should be interested in it, and I'm very confused by Nolan even wanting to make a film about this to begin with. Genuinely quite baffling that this film exists. It could have been pretty awesome, with a different director maybe, and really leaning into the supernatural stuff and Greek gods and just making it a hardcore masculine film like 300. I still don't know if I would have bothered seeing it in theaters myself, but at least I know people who would be interested.
>>221792356>the Chinese already do these types of films far better than the westlol.
Actually, and don't hate on me for saying this, I'm not even really a fan of his and I haven't seen any of his more recent stuff, but I bet Zack Snyder could have made a really awesome Odyssey film if there was some kind of comic book version of it he could use as storyboards. Don't let him fuck around with the story at all, just have him do the crazy shit on screen as director only. He's shit at writing, but a bunch of muscley men going against a bunch of gods and crazy monsters at sea in slow motion would probably be really kino.
>>221786702I couldn’t get through Elantris. Also put down book 5 of Stormlight. Enjoyed the first one and Mistborn but yeah he puts out too much slop
>>221791770>can't blame the chinese for under appreciating western cultureWut?
>>221793127unironically this movie probably should have been handled by zack snyder, i dont know what nolan was thinking
>>221775937>No "nobody has blinded me" sceneFuck this shit, I hope Odyssey gets killed by his son at the end.
>>221775508Unfotunately, there are a lot of retards around the globe who likes to eat shit like this
>>221793701his bastard son that is
