>Sorry, does it make you uncomfortable when I mention sex? That's alright, you're a virgin, that's cool.
>>221782916I appreciate you starting an Inbetweeners (movie) thread without resorting to the cliche:this was considered comically fat in 2011
>>221783041some bitches are big but it makes sense
>>221782916>uh, sweetie, it's 2026>talking about other people's sexual identities and sex lives is cringemaxxedHow bad would an Inbetweeners remake be?
>>221782916she was the most unrealistic character in the movieNO woman would ever call you cute for being a virgin and she certainly wouldn't make a pact with you to shag you if you haven't lost it after a year
>>221783070They're literally making a Netflix remake now so we'll find out soonhttps://www.radiotimes.com/tv/comedy/inbetweeners-return-netflix-film-special-rumour-newsupdate/
>>221783070Apparently screaming incel at every guy is OK, though. So it would revolve around that.
>>221783072especially not with Will, especially so soon after having her greek boyfriend.actually all of them were pretty unrealistic except Jay/Jane. because the others would have gotten the ICK from Simon and Neil after they, respectively, sperged out about their ex and humped disgusting old ladies.
>>221783070>making Will the smart asianbit racist
>>221783112>BUS INCELSdoesn't have the same ring to it
>>221783135yeah, but you have to admit that Jamaican Neil and Pakistani Simon are pretty kino
I just don't think sex is something that needs to be discussed? I don't need to know about what gets you off.
>>221782984Cucks? As in they want you to fuck their wives?
>>221783195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftVrarPkYHE
>>221783233how did she act this so perfectly?
>>221782984>how to proceeddon't? cucks and fatties? why the fuck would you waste your virginity on depraved freaks
>>221782984If you go into any form of cuck lifestyle you will regret it. Bang a goth.
>>221783335because it's her job, and they let her try for multiple takes to get it "perfectly"
>>221783041That is simply perfection!
>>221782916I'm going to die alone.
>>221783376>If you go into any form of cuck lifestyle you will regret it.Did you watch the film Together, starring Alison Brie and Dave Franco?Rumor has it that they're into that shit. He seems like to type of bro to give you a high five and a gatorade after doing his wife.
>>221783578no shit. didn't you watch Donnie Darko?
>>221782916Grock make her attractive
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>>221783583It ruins it for me if the husband/cuck is into it
>>221783041It is fat, not comically
>>221783665fair enough. that's why you find out what their "rules" are, and then you break them.
>>221782916Why do I need to have sex?
>>221782984Go for it, take them all. You'll have cool memories and fun stories. And after you've fucked through all of them you'll have no problems picking up chicks. Don't take advice from these virgins.
>>221783161No
>>221783762
>>221783898
>>221783828> You'll have cool memories and fun stories.You’ll also have sores on your genitals that will never go away and the nagging, painful memory of what a shitty way you got them and how it wasn’t worth it
>>221783943You will never be a human
>>221783909But why? I won't fit it no matter what I do, why should I put my dick inside a literal prostitute or a fat girl?
>>221783952Again no advice from virgins.
>>221783990
Official Inbetweeners girls rankings:Top Tier>Rachel (Carli's brunette friend)>"Punk Girl" (Caravan Club)>Daisy (Will's babysitter)>Tara>Carli>CharlotteMid Tier>Big Kerry (Tara's thicc friend)>Louise Graham (birthday girl)>Lauren (Irish girl on field trip)>Becky (Simon's Caravan club girl)>Chloe (Jay's gf)>Hannah Fields (Simon's handjob Valentine)>Jugasaurus Rex>Lucy (Simon's vacation gf)>Jane (Jay's fat vacation gf)>Alison/Katie (Will's interchangeable vacation oneitises)>Katie (Neil's sister)Low Tier>Heike (sick Dutch exchange)>Lisa (Neil's vacation doppelganger)>Sophie (Tara's sister)>Samantha (Jay's DJ doppelganger)>Susie (redhead geek who skipped grades, and dated Neil)MILF Rankings (no grannies)>Will's mum>Carli's mum>Ms Timbs>Tara's mum>Simon's mum>Jay's mum>all the other unnamed extras>Car License Examiner
>>221784010because it's your dharma, anon
>>221784191Well, I don't want to put my dick inside anything, sars.Let white women discover the wonders of unnatural dicks and chuds discover the wonders of mystery holes.I am fine not having sex, sars.
>>221782984post it here
>>221784159shit taste
>>221784379best taste. yours couldn't compare, which is why you're not posting. you're scared we'll clown you.
>>221784486i can't be arsed to write a list but for start punk girl should not be in the top tier, and carli has a shit personality so she shouldn't be there eitherputting neil's sister in mid is also baffling
>>221784379>>221784159Agreed. Shit taste. Caravan punk was gross and Tara mogs everyone else
>>221784716Also Neil’s sister is not fucking mid
>>221784520neil's sister has ridiculous fake tits, a bitchy personality on par to Carli's, and monkee face. shut the FUCK up.punk girl fucks,.and Carli is fine and pleasant to people who aren't neurotic faggots named "Simon" who: >vandalize her driveway>puke on her brother>drunkenly ask her to finger herself, knowing she has a boyfriend>sperg out at school dances>flake on her during field trips>stink up bathrooms at house parties>wear piss-soaked shoes to clubs>get cars clamped in London and fail to give rides back home>simp and study for exams for classes not taken>fuck up fashion shows with testicles hanging out>get wasted and accidentally fondle little brother thinking it was her>and stalk her in Greece.
>>221784716And Heike, low tier? She was made to look as shit as possible bc she was sick. If she had on makeup that didn’t make her look ill she would be hot AF
>>221784733MID
>>221784784>>221784733
>>221783041I hope my wife is a plappig like this when she hits her 30s instead of becoming one of those gaunt vegan lookin girlbosses.
>>221784159charlotte stomps all these bitches to death
>>221783041An obvious would in 2026. If the movie was made today, how big would she have to be for it to be an ambiguous would?
>>221783233With the brightness down on my monitor I thought this was Walter White and was trying to figure out when this happened
>>221784756oooh carli simp
>>221784756She literally sacked a guy for having a hairy back even though his back wouldn't even be seen
>>221783041She is so fucking hot in this movie it's unfair
>>221784716not a fan of the chin
>>221786367>carli simp>>221784756>Carli is fine to people who aren't neurotic faggots who:>>>simp nice reading comprehension.
>>221786411it was gross. and he's hairy enough that it's not localized to his back; you'd definitely be able to see it.
>>221787877>not wanting sons with strong chins
>>221788364>sons
>>221782916Where are her tits
>>221788879in a show called "Davinci's Demons". I'd post, but I don't want a 3-day vacation, and I'm sure you can find them with a quick search.
>>221782916>Y-you too
>>221783233>this is what the director looks likekek femcels gonna femcel
>>221783041I really need to look into working for a wardrobe department. Imagine being the guy that collects all the used costumes and clothes at the end of the day…
>>221782916I don't want to hear about which STD you contracted this week skank
>>221789985she's fine. femcels don't truly exist.
>>221782916Talking about sex is cringe, I don't want to here this stuff
>>221791350too bad.
>>221791704he's right, you know
>>221792088well, you didn't communicate your message with a Morgan Freeman maymay, so I don't believe you.
>>221782916Just because youre cumpilled slutmaxxing doesn't mean everyone around you wants to hear about it
>>221792233>X-pilled, Y-maxxingI hate zoomer slang so goddamn much
>>221792270k unc heres your applesauce airplane say ah
>>221792296save the applesauce (and meds). let me die. there's nothing for me here.
>>221792136aw shit
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>>221783082what's the point if it doesn't feature the original cast
>>221795526Let’s just wait and see. They said it will be an inbetweeners movie 3. I would be shocked if it wasn’t about thr inbetweeners.>I remember the US knockoff. It got what, 4 episodes before the pulled it?
>>221795765The US version got 12 episodes in 3 months, which is 66% of the original episode count (lmao). That said, it was godawful: lack of cursing, poor cultural adaptations, Hollywood conventions etc. But the more original content that deviated from the original was less bad. I imagine had it kept going, it would have proceeded like the Office or other US-UK adapations where it gets better as it gained its own identity.I could never get into RJ Berger, and really wanted a good Superbad-esque show. This wasn't it.
>>221795986Somehow they got Hulk Hogan to appear in an episode
>>221796551>Somehowimplying that dude cared about what he got paid to appear in
>>221783662Grok give her huge breasts, she looks like man
>>221783041It's a damn shame this actress never did any topless scenes
>>221784119I have been looking for this music video for months! Thanks!
