Bran the Builder is conjuring the Others from the weirwood roots in the crypts of Winterfell. Discuss. Edish.
A bear there was, a bear, a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair.The bear! The bear!Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair!And down the road from here to there.From here! To there!Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!The fair! The fair!Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!The maid with honey in her hair!Her hair! Her hair!The maid with honey in her hair!The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.The bear! The bear!All black and brown and covered with hair!He smelled the scent on the summer air!He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!Honey on the summer air!Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!A bear! A bear!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!The bear, the bear!Lifted her high into the air!The bear! The bear!I called for a knight, but you're a bear!A bear, a bear!All black and brown and covered with hairShe kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,But he licked the honey from her hair.Her hair! Her hair!He licked the honey from her hair!Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!And off they went, from here to there,The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair
I would kill every single one of you for my Prince Daeron
"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowIn a coat of gold or a coat of redA lion still has clawsMine are long and sharp, my lordAs long and sharp as yoursAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hear"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearand so he spoke(That Lord of Castamere) Lord of Castamere(But now the rains) weep o'er his hall(And not a soul to hear)
I have a clerkship interview today. Wish me luck!
THOSE CHILDREN ARE-
>>221783689Drink some wildfire before you go
>>221783739Reminder that wildfire is entirely safe to drink, but the Maesters poisoned Aerion's cup.
>>221783638>Alienates the nobility of King's Landing>Alienates the bastards she gave WMDs to>Alienates the commander of her Navy>Alienates the High SeptonViserys really fucked up naming her as his heir
>>221783739I might actually have a beer in the parking lot, for my nerves.
muh smallfolk
how do you faggots watch house of the dragonare you actual niggers or do you just ignore the niggers
>>221783638Why did the White Walkers turn out to be such nothingburgers in the show? What even was the point in building them up for so many seasons.
>>221783638prev thread >>221774682op is a faggot
It's really funny how people say Gurm's writing is amazing for recognizing people aren't all good or all evil then in the same breath go off on poorly constructed rambles about how monarchies and feudalism are evil and Westeros needs democracy
>>221783781Once again, her and Alicent are the biggest examples of why having agnatic-cognatic succession is a shitty idea in Crusader Kings.
All the casting is pretty good if you ignore mysaria same for the environments and sound design, even the props and costumesIt's incredible how shit the writing is in comparison, like every other aspect of the show is handled by professionnals with a modicum of passion, whereas the writers are rolling in their own shit and pretending to be doing the work
>>221783856>All the casting is pretty goodcounting or not counting velaryons?
>>221783817D&D hated all the magical aspects of ASoIaF which is a shame because it's a genuinely great part of the worldbuilding and well utilized in the story. So instead of the magical aspects tying into the greater themes of the series and personal drama of the characters, we get them shoved to the side when it's not providing spectacle and absolutely retarded shit like the long night being one episode lmao.
>>221783836>about how monarchies and feudalism are evil and Westeros needs democracyDemocracies are objectively superior to autocracies, yes. Every country would be better with it even if democracies aren't a hundred percent perfect. Monarchies are only good if the ruler is a gigachad but that's always a dice roll.
>>221783815I was thinking of stopping, but then someone entered and now keeps me going
>>221783882Just like the bloviating morons I'm talking about you completely missed the point of my post.
>>221783800dont they will smell itunless you are germanic then its probably ok.
>>221783815I watch for Mother
>>221783880Isn't ASoIaF a low-magic setting tho?
>>221783638Im hatewatching this dogshit
I was weaned on venom, Anon. Any armchair historian pontificates about feudal politics near me will rue it.
>>221783866they're fine, Daela is a chore to watch too though, I get heated thinking about the fact they merged her and Nettles together and they've started to make Daemon lie about her
>>221783911Thanks. I won't.
>>221783866Vaemond's actor deserves the title of honorary white.
Bittersteel and Bloodraven both loved Shiera Seastar, and the Seven Kingdoms bled.—Barristan Selmy's thoughts
>>221783781>Alienates the smallfolk with police violence
>>221783925Why would you subject yourself to that?
We have pissed in our beds. Host, I admit that we shouldn't have done this. If you ask: Why? There was no potty
>>221783925
>>221783866loved the Velaryons no cap
Fat pink masts!
>>221783950I like the sounds Caraxes makes.....
>>221783941BasedBlessings of the seven who are one upon you.Treat yourself afterwards, anon.
>>221783914No. Especially as the books progress, magical characters and artifacts become more and more relevant to the story.
>>221783945what movie?
>>221783970damn this fat boy is sexy!
>>221783977>Treat yourself afterwards, anon.I have a bottle of Angel's Envy Rye. I'm doing six hours of driving today for this interview.
>>221783980ASOIAF is pretty much low magic. Even in the later books magic is extremely rare. It's not in the daily life of people like something like LOTR would be.
>>221783983The baguette version of the beauty and the beast
>>221784001>6 hours driveman im so happy I got my wfh job. kudos to the stamina.
Anyone who wants to shit in this place is advised to move along. If you act contrary to this warning, you will have to pay a penalty. Children must pay [number missing] silver coins. Slaves will be beaten on their behinds
Is there any way to salvage Alicent's character?
>>221784036Death
>>221783946Also that, forgot to mention it (all over some graffiti too)
>>221784009I dread to call it a low-magic setting when it's the weirwoods causing fucked up seasons for the entire world. Sure, magic isn't constantly shown to us(aside from Dany's dragons), but it's powerful and very relevant in-setting.
>>221783815>how do you faggots watch house of the dragonI've given up and will wait until the season concludes, then speedrun thru it just to see how truly bad it is.
>>221784036Have her cry when she gets told that Criston Cock is dead.
>>221784065Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, shat well here
Thoughts on Cersei?
>>221784076sexmilf
>>221784076She would never have killed the ratcatchers
>>221784076Too ugly. Cersei is supposed to look like a blonde bimbo character. Also wtf gurm makes incestuous sisters too hot.
>>221784076Publius Comicius Restitutus stood right here with his brother and did a big shit.
>>221784076Raped and beheaded by Aegon's goons not even 200 pages into WoW hopefully.
>>221783993Did George make this image between bouts of orgiastic overeating?>>221784036The hightowers use their super special intellects to make a gun. Ally shoots herself in the head with it.
>>221784076>*gets crushed to death by easily avoidable rubble*Are Lannisters retarded?
>>221784108Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.
>>221784076mannish
>>221784108I honestly think Westeros might be really close to unlocking gunpowder tech. Fuck wildfire is already pretty busted.
>>221783993Mournful.
>>221784064I think what separates low magic settings with high magic is the persistence of magic in daily life and environment of the world. Sure, ASOIAF has many fantasy like things - artifacts, dragons, magical creatures and undead elves or something. But they are very rare in the setting and most civilians just live in a normal medieval environment. Or the Witcher. Contrast this to LOTR or Wheel of Time where magic is prevalent in the very fabric of the world
>>221784036take aemonds cock
>>221783689Good luck lad
>>221784103Secundus likes to screw boys.
>>221784123Go bugger your mother in a pigsty, shitass.
>>221784076Love her in the books (she's unironically a hilarious character) but can't stand her in the show. The writers insistence on keeping Lena Headey way past her expiration date and making her far more competent than she is in the book (which translated into massive amounts of plot armor) made her unbearable to watch. She must have been getting fucked by one of the Dumb and Dumber team.
Why weren't other Lannisters from different eras as smart as Tywin or Tyrion?
>>221784199Lann the clever
>>221784176>Herculaneum bar, next to a drawing of a phallus: Handle with care
>>221784180How is she hilarious in the books?
Lucky Daeron got to kiss Zelda.
>>221784199Being dumb is a tradition. Tywin's father Tytos was inept.
>>221784212She is hopelessly delusional, has ridiculously high opinion of herself and her intellect and every "master plan" of her backfires in her face. Kinda like your average woman, I guess.
>>221784214Who will they cast as Ganondorf?
O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin
>>221784214Cast Ormund as Ganondorf.
>>221784212She’s completely insane and her paranoia pushes her to do stupid shit.
>>221784199Tywin and Tyrion are the exception. Most Lannisters are actually Jamie-tier of intellect. Albeit Tyland was pretty capable.
>>221784248timmi-chan
>>221784212The book 4 she's turned into a fat alcoholic(not unlike Robert) who thinks she's the smartest person in Kingslanding.
are the asoiaf audio books worth listening ?
>>221784273When she starts hallucinating Tyrion inside the walls of the red keep and has a tower burned down because she thinks he’s in it is when I knew she finally went off the deep end.
>>221784285Yes
>>221784273>The book 4 she's turned into a fat alchoholiccow titties cersei is real??
>>221784212During her walk of atonement, her mental breakdown is so severe that she hallucinates Tyrion laughing at her from the crowd, alongside other ghosts from her past.
Can someone give me a rundown of the last four episodes? I don't really feel like watching the show anymore but would like to keep current with the events since I do like visiting these threads now and then.
>>221784160Would that mean 40k is a low magic setting too?
>>22178435840k is a magitech setting, anon. Totally different.
>>221784160>Contrast this to LOTRAverage LotR human has never seen magic or elves in his entire life.
Who’s the Cersei of Warhammer?
Prince Baelor was the firstborn, Prince Maeler sprang out lastDaemon was the bastard, so they kicked his bastardGrass is green in summer, green grass I adoreBut grass is red all over, when you kill a rebelHorses die in battle, this battle was the frontBlackfyer's not a trueborn, he came from the wrongCountry was in peril, the Anvil was a rockThe Hammer smashed the bastard with his giant veiny...Host of Dornish spearmen
>>221784358>>221784369I think one thing they share in common is that they're sort of in an stagnant era. Very little progress technologically, and magic although powerful is not something the average person would see.
Cute and canon.
>>22178435840k is hardly a fantasy in the classical sense. I guess it bears slight resemblance to Elric series but it's really its own genre.>>221784371The world was literally created by magic gods fighting with dozens of different races inhabiting it. 8 ft gargantuan humans, dwarves, elves, hobbits, magic trees, orcs, etc.
John Snow is dead. Does that mean he is part of the emeny now? Will his corpse rise?The queen that is shamed by being force to walk naked? I suggest the revenge might mean the entire order is massacred by her troops. Possibly along with much of the city.The dragon lady? She may now have a new husband to farther complicate things.The Dwarf will rule the city far better than anyone suspects.The violence of this show is far from over.
>>221784369>Totally different.Besides available technology, how? The average imperial citizen does not see a space marine in his life. he will very likely not interact with psykers (and if he does its probably not gonna end well). What magical entity does he encounter? Replace crossbows with Lasguns, whats the difference? (yes hyperbole but you get the point)
Is Craster /ourguy/?
>>221784460pls protect the law anon
>>221784478he final scene of the season sees the Lord ommander pouring over letters when his young steward Olly bursts in with the first bit of good news Jon has received probably since the start of the show: his uncle Benjicot has been spotted alive by one of the Wildlings who was at Hard Home.John rushes out to speak with him, pushing through a crowd of his black brothers... only to be met with a cross with the words 'traitor' written on it.The grim realization sinks in as he turns and is stabbed in the gut by Alastair Thorn.
>>221784437Yeah, but average guy doesn't interact with these, with the exception of dwarves. Eomer's entire knowledge of elves is 'there is a spooky witch in the wood'.
>>221784450What kind of AI summary is thisIt even get Jon's name wrong
>>221784171uh that's her son you sick fuck
>>221783815I don’t watch it, I just hang out in the fandom spaces to add a chud energy and bully the normies who invaded my hobby, my favorite secondary world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC1aRnjFOMgi want to lick her teeth and fuck her mouth and kiss her pussy
>>221784352Rape.
>>221784285Phenomenal. I have the narrators voice in my head whenever I read them forever now.
>>221784399Daemon is trueborn though.
>>221784568this but daeron
>>221784568indian
>>221784568simmer down, incel
>>221784479???
Were there any castings which you initially disliked but then later grew fond of? For me it was the guy who played Criston.
>>221784568she's married btw which doesn't stop George for simping for her. She's going to get the first advance copy of The Winds of Winter and it's going to be incredibly upsetting
>>221784478I might be a pedophile, but I am not a daughterfucker.
>>221784625She grew on me.
How come Westeros doesn’t want to accept a ruling queen?
I AM OTTO HIGHTOWERFIRST OF HIS NAMEHAND OF THE KINGAND A TRUE ANDALNO RAT CATCHERS WILL BE HARMED BY MY ORDER
>>221784644Otto invented replacing ratcatchers with cats though
>>221784581>fact checking a limerick
If the ratcatchers were alive, King's Landing wouldn't have gotten burnt down by Dany.
>>221784596my cock it pink that that back
>>221784668In the book. In the show its argument over ratcatchers that gets him tossed in the dungeon.
>>221784638queen helaena please... just a sip of milk
>>221784705Dragons don't produce milk.
Ormund will be Ahor Azai.
>>221784638Fake or AI.
>>221784694No, Larlys throws him into the dungeon. The discussion about the rats makes him lose his Hand of the King Badge.
>>221784705>>221784711Go back to your faggy hilts hurt YouTube channel your retarded pro green shit is not welcome here
>>221784714Hey you fucking idiot go back to hilts hurt Before you're banned from here for being a gaypedo
>>221784609>love a woman so much you would kiss her pussy till she blasts on your facewow such incel>>221784636has she talked with grrm? her husband can watch.
burlington bar S3E4 part 2 reaction when?. They've been very jewy with their uploads
HOLYFUCKINGAURA
>>221784735gaypedo generalgaypedo showgaypedo franchise
>>221784724>>221784735Based greenjeet hater.
Which of the seven kingdoms has the best food?Is Vale of Arrhn the worst because it's just shitty birds and rocks?
>>221784789Probably the Reach since they a have a lot of fertile land. I'd imagine they can grow many different kinds of crops.
>>221784568Very green-coded post
Did it take you until the poop sub-plot to realize this series was shit?Be honest.
>>221784751>has she talked with grrm?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qit712ttkYoI don't think in person yet, but somehow he started watching her youtube channel, emailed her then starting mailing her personalized signed books lol
>>221784789the iron islands has probably the worst, its just rotting fish and disgusting potatoes
>>221784765Trannies see a loving father and immediatlely have their trauma/fetishes projected onto.
RAPE RAPE RAPEI LOVE BEING A RAPER
>>221784714can one andal man stand against a horde of valyrian savages?
>>221784724>looks around and sees 99% greens and one tranny black seething Lost friend? Reddit is that way
>>221784816>I think hope you envy thesewhat did he mean by this?
>>221784816That dedication is longer than what he's put down for Winds in the last five years.
>>221784816It sucks that so many fantasy book series nowadays are targeted towards femoids.
>>221784755FOR MY WIFES SON AAAAAAAA
>>221784883wrong, he's saying "I think I hope you envoy these"
>>221784876No shit anyone dumb enough to watch house of the dragon after fours years of consistent shit is going to be a absolute cretin of a person.Did you think people with fused fontanelles watched your show?
>>221784935I see
>>221784888At this point we can just have an AI analyze the existing books and come up with Winds of Winter instead.
>>221784212she's so fucking sure she's a genius that she puts a guy who styles himself "prince" and who no one knows much about except that he's maybe a Velaryon in charge of the royal fleetBro was actually a pirate, and left with all the ships as soon as he got the chance; everyone saw it coming, but not Cersei (she was fucking him; he had that brotherly phenotype she can't resist)She's so incompetent, one of my favourite theories is that she actually did kill Jon Aryn, she just doesn't know it
>>221784765>>221784822The way Daeron flinches at him does show he's been properly disciplined by his daddy in the past, and he might show up in his room without a belt if he disappoints him
>>221784789 Riverlands. Hot Pie works at the Inn At The Crossroads
>>221785040this post speaks volumes about yourself, anonI'm sorry your dad raped you
>>221784755>Maester Pavel?
>>221785083>implying that guy had a father
>>221785040Daeron is his squire, he got many clouts in the ear.
>>221785083>>221785098At least we'd maybe have something in common if he did
>>221781073>Why did you dislike the comparison?Because it's fucking retarded. On multiple levels. First, the Nazis weren't the ones who actually pulled off the Manstein plan and put Fance under German occupation. The person who made the plan? Old Prussian aristocracy (like 90% of German high command). The guy who actually performed the sickle cut? Hated the Nazis so much he ended up getting executed.Secondly, the show's context. The greens have been humiliated, by losing both the fishfeed and then by having the Hightower host, a proud fighting force, being made a fool by the victorious Daemon. They did not enter Tumbletown as brilliant strategists, they entered under a desperate gambit, knowing they stand no chance against the blacks and their dragons.Thirdly, and most damningly, is the complete ignorance of what the Dance even is. Claiming an army raised from the Reach, occupying a stronghold in the Reach, is the equivalent of the Germans occupying the French in WW2. By WW2 the Germans and the French are extremely bitter rivals (more so the Germans, who still feel the humiliation of the Versailles treaty). The Dance is a civil war between two factions who both believe they are the legitimate rulers. The people fighting said war, in this case, are all people from the Reach. It's not entirely impossible the Hightower host even has levies from Tumbleton or levies who have friends or family there. What happens is closer to say, Rome invading Anatolia or the Balkans during the Mithridatic wars, and having to reconquer towns or cities who had pledged their allegiance to the enemy and in the process potentially running into ex legionaries who now live there peacefully.And if pulling references from Roman history is too out there, then the writers, who I assume are Americans, needn't look far because the American civil war is right there.
>>221785213Also, if the writers still want to cling to their retarded Nazi analogy, then the Hightowers being Prussian elite, fighting to overthrow the Nazi proponents of the high command (Targaryens) makes a lot more sense.
>>221784789Just like in the Real world, the best food would be in the equivalent mediterrenian region, so the north regions of dorne or sth. >No shark steak thou
>>221784810I almost quit in S2 but I really like S3 so far. Its slop compared to KOTKS or early GoT but its quite entertaining and the production value is pretty good. I like the costumes and sets.
what the heck is wrong with y'all chuds?
>>221785294>haha redditors are idiots>lets open reddit to seebased retard
>>221785294go back & stay back
I jack off on >>221784564's back just so I can see my load gleaming wetly on his brown skin.
>>221785294too rowdy for you Dean Bitterman?
>>221785294what side of the chud fandom are you? team A or team B?
This is the last thing a bastid sees. We scanned brains of 100 bastids at the moment of their death and this is the last image their brains generated.
Sex with fake Daeron
>>221785420Gay
>>221785425>having sex with a woman is gay
>>221785371why is everything always about sex according to these people?Also B
>>221785420i see you are team B
>>221785377your a bastad anona gaye bastad
>>221785420based. i would send >him back to ormund pregnant
>>221785445Everything is about Sex. Except Sex. Sex is about Niggers.
>>221785443Its a man.
>>221785420>>221785425straight>>221785448ussy
>>221785445because you love men
>>221785420>>221785472>>221785448why didn't /tv/ save her? https://youtu.be/lzFSOoXAkWg
Daeron as king.Faeron as his queen.Ormund as his Hand.
>>221785465>no penis>womb intactIt's a woman. She just needs a reminder of how good it can feel to be a woman, and I'm happy to oblige.
>>221785492This anon got multiple studs in his contacts.
>>221785448imagine the suction
>>221785507Ormund is so lucky.
>>221785448>>221785507uhh..mods?
Did Shae ever genuinely love Tyrion or was it all an act? Was she just a spy planted by Tywin to keep an eye on him?
>>221785371The fDaeron posts got that one seething.
>>221785420>>221785448>>221785472>>221785481>>221785507How old is Charlie Gordon now?
>>221785597>whore>love
>FUCK WILD NIGGERS
>>221785637why is his neck so long
>>221785481another white victim of this shitty world
>>221785614
>>221785597shes was a whore, shes been with 100s of men. she cannot pair bond or feel romantic love anymore
>>22178561417-18
>>221783815I like the dragons, they're cute and cool and I feel hate towards everyone from George to the show writers for killing them even though it makes sense.
>>221785651You've no idea
will aegon every apologize for the ratchatcher genocide?
>>221785481It's really a girl WTF
>There are too many white people on this show! Let's make some of them black. That way black people can feel represented when they see the black characters onscreen!>Interesting. And these characters you've made black, you'll make sure they have a lot of screentime? >Oh, no. Actually the exact opposite
>>221785597Book shae was just in for the moneyShow shae was shown to be somewhat in love, which is retarded, the only love in Tyrion's life is Tysha but that shit got cut from season 4 beacause D&D are hacks>>221785625I suppose they can feel affection too... but probably not to the client paying them for it
>>221785789No.
The last scene of episode 4 made me lose hope in Aegon's plot, tangentially.Because the writers have proved they, after 2 whole seasons, are STILL incapable of team green nuance, so Aegon's return will be somehow intentionally ruined.
I read a leak that Daemon's the direct cause of Hugh's wife death because he's a retard.
>>221786079Sunfyre will show up and sperg out and start burning bad guys and innocent people alike whil Aegon yells "NO SUNFYRE! THIS IS ALL A TRAGIC MISUNDERSTANDING!"
why did jon want to fuck arya?
>>221785909They also like to do >there are no good female characters on TV >>do you want to try and give them some kind of dramatic storylines or interesting character developments? >no I just want to give them more screentime >>221785915Shae was a whore (a funny whore), and Tyrion was a noble, practically a royal. They had that kind of love for each other, I think even in the book. Tyrion was the one who went too far with it, much less in the book but definitely in the show. If Tyrion stayed upwardly mobile, she'd have been plenty loyal to him too. She spotted a chance to get a top shelf lifestyle and do it with someone she actually liked and she took that chance. Honestly she'd have been wrong to NOT sell him out when circumstances changed. Her choice wasn't 'sell him out and get some inches from Tywin' OR 'don't sell him out and retire peacefully wherever whores go'. She had to do it or she would have been killed. No sense in wasting both their lives.
Daeron actor is really cute.
ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFaWAS62Hd0ORMUND KINO
>>221786121He was a gormless idiot.
>>221786121gurm want to fuck his sister
>>221785909>hmm a medieval fantasy about knights based on Europe? I want to see myself represented as a black man! Retarded. I don’t need to feel represented as an Asian watching the wire
>>221785255That would hurt their girlboss Rhae Rhae bullshit portrayal even if they have Hitler pedo uncle as husband.
>>221785915>the only love in Tyrion's life is Tysha but that shit got cut from season 4 beacause D&D are hacksShae doesn't work in a visual medium and it would have been impossible to get the show audience to care THAT much about her. Tyrion already has enough reasons to want Tywin dead at that point.
>>221786151I mean, yes, from Shae's perspective it makes sense to just go with the flow, but I get why Tyrion fucking killed her because he was already in a less than good mood when he found his own father cucking him
I kind of want Tessarion to bite Ormund in half
>>221786159his voice sounds very fruity.
>>221786159looks great, at least they put effort into this
>>221784643They know their wives and know that none of them is mentally stable.
>>221786238>to care THAT much about herWe don't need to care about her, caring about tyrion is enough>Tyrion already has enough reasons to want Tywin dead at that pointNot to make an attempt with a 99% chance of resulting in his deathThe reason he does it in the book is because he's LIVID, like, actually fuming and foaming at the mouth, he's willing to die as long as he gets to bring Tywin with him. It's what justifies his "burn it all down" path he takes later on, he knows his father wants him dead but that's the moment he discovers he had a beautiful happy ending in front of him years ago and Tywin destroyed it for no reason.
>>221786186Are you sure about that?https://youtu.be/WGdiLWEssdQ?t=106
>>221786285>his voice sounds very fruity.Well he is an actor and they are very gay sometimes.... most of the time
>>221786294>The reason he does it in the book is because he's LIVIDAnd then Jaime tells him Tysha was also a whore who did it for the money and he goes ultra dante must die lividActually my favourite piece of writing of the entire series, probably
*sip*
>>221786245>>221786245His reaction was also understandable. This is kind of why Tywin didn't want Tyrion getting involved with lowborn or whores in the first place. He knew Lannisters have that kind of weakness for 'true love' (because he had it, his father had it, and the twins had it). The Tysha debacle was supposed to immunize Tyrion against this, and it worked up until he met Shae.
they would have been a great royal couple
>>221786363She would have given him many strong heirs...
>>221786294>We don't need to care about her, caring about tyrion is enoughThere is no reason to overcomplicate the scene. Ask most normies who only watch the show and I guarantee they don't know who the fuck Tysha is. >the moment he discovers he had a beautiful happy ending in front of him years ago and Tywin destroyed it for no reason.Already accomplished by Show Shae genuinely loving Tyrion
>>221786358If only Tywin didn't also have such an irrational amount of lust for young foreign whores that he takes his own son's
Why donted Rheniriyuhaa simply sent in the 20 Good Men to take the Timbleton?!?!?!???
>>221786390ironically this is how the Greens take Tumbleton in the book, Ormund sends a bunch of men disguised as refugees who are able to sabotage the town and the main Green force to take it easily
>>22178639020 Good Men are at Aegon's side and will help him take Dragonstone.
>>221785909They’ve made Alan and Rhaena more prominent this season but yeah, he and Baela barely feel like they’re part of the show. Especially weird with Addam because he has a dragon
>Villain is a germaphobeIs this supposed to be just a character tic or is having basic cleanliness considered weird and abnormal?
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>>221785873You thought we were memeing you? lmao
>>221785873even my normie as fuck gf instantly clocked Fake Daeron as a biological woman, it really is hilarious how they expect people to just disbelieve their own eyes
I have been thinking about the ratcatchers lately
>>221786382>Already accomplished by Show Shae genuinely loving TyrionNo, because that is done by Shae out of stupidity as she comes back to kings landing to fuck him over, a whore he met knowing she was a whore, and his father having warned him about it.It's not even remotely the same situation, it's not even in the same ballpark, tyrion getting mad about tywin calling her a whore after he just killed her for being a whore makes no sense. In the tysha scene, it makes sense, because how dare Tywin call Tysha a whore so dismissively? After what he has done? Tyrion's crashout in the book makes sense because its properly justified.
>>221786363Book Renly>lean, muscular, and looks exactly like a young King Robert>bold, popular jokester who loves feasts, hunting and jousting>"I have the biggest army. I should be king. Stannis is the heir but only as long as he lives."Show Renly>not physically imposing at all>whiny or overly cautious, hates hunting, scared of blood>"I'd make the best king, therefore I should be king"
>>221786498weird how only the most autistic performative book purists get mad over this and no ordinary person thinks season 4 Tyrion's arc is incomplete
>>221786373she ain't that fertile
>>221786548what is this beaner text
>>221786568it's a parody of the dragon ball super power level charts where they would invent shit like El Hermano de Jiren, Gohan Blanco and Shaggy, themselves satire on the way mexicans would invent the most ridiculous OC characters
>>221786363cringe renly:>n-no i cant have sex with my queen its impossible, how can you even penetrate a female v*gina?based tommen:>plap smirkfu all day long
>>221786548how the fuck is queenfucker Criston an incel?
>>221786544His general arc is complete, but it misses the highest point, the turning pointWhich is also Jaime's turning point>She fucked Lancel, Osmund Kettleblack, and Moonboy for all I know.>I did it. I killed the little bastard. Poisoned him at his weddingIn the show they depart with a hug, in the book Tyrion leaves as an absolute menace, this missing link is what makes his turn to evil not happen in the show like it happened in the books, it's a CLEAR case of d&d making a "good enough" episode that fundamentally doesn't understand the source material.
>>221786548el classico
>Alicent in the book>Pic related>Alicent in the show>haha pls kill my son Rhanny :^) >here the Red Keep I dun want it>ormunt is scared of smellies if u fart on him he will xplode xD
>>221786596Ever since they called Henry Cavill an incel, the term has lost all meaning
>>221786548>Thor negroPretty sure Thor was white
>>221786523Book Renly>Robb will bend the knee and give up his claim or I'll chop his head offShow Renly>Sure, I'd love to ally with Robb! I'm not like MEAN Stannis
>>221786548>castigado patchy el pirataKek
>>221786584>Greens are LSSJ while Blacks are in the base.
>>221786601Feast and Dance fucking suck ass and killed the franchise, though. Tyrion's Dance chapters are the absolute nadir of the entire series. Anything that gets away from those putrid dogshit books is an improvement.
>>221786611He's only an incel because he's pledged his life to guarding the lore.
>>221786638Based lorechad.
>>221786638
>>221786636Tyrion's chapters in Dance are such a slog and the moment it looks like he's actually going to do something interesting the book ends
OH N-
>>221786638Cavill is a grifter.
>>221784076SHE BASED
>>221786700Absolute kinography, I cannot believe Feast and Dance defenders cry about this episode because it's awesome instead of gay and lame navel gazing and descriptions of bowel movements
>>221786638unfunny forced meme
>>221786724>half of them are probably praying for a good rapingWhat did George mean by this
Did you make your own ending or will you keep waiting for Georgie?
>>221786700It's crazy how every medieval battle was just like this.
>>221786750Why do you think the faith is team green?
>>221786700>random soldier's sword goes straight through skull, brain, and helmetD&D really wanted that Star Wars gig
>>221786718wat Literally how?
>>221784076manages to look like less of a psycho bitch when compared to alicent because at least she loves her own children
>>221786638>>221786679kek
>>221786771I was mostly satisfied by the way the show ended, warts and all, and believe it was thematically appropriate despite a few obviously rushed storylines all of the big moments made sense and emotionally landed with me, so I got the closure I needed out of ASOIAF.I'm glad it did, because GRRM apologists are mentally ill and refuse to concede that he lost the plot 25+ years ago
>>221786771We got the ending in 2019
>>221786804Hes putting up an act to make gamers like him by pretending to be "le one of the guys XD"
>>221786771I will never stop waiting for George. Give him time. He's got this.
>>221785481Hold up. Is (s)he MtF or FtM ?
>>221786807legit We could have had whole seasons of Alicent and Rhaenyra plotting against each other, but we got some insane sisterhood of the travelling toerag shizz instead. Ruins Alicent as a character. >>221786830This has been good for his career?
Dragons make the entire ground war very uninteresting
>>221786821>"I was mostly satisfied by the way the show ended">"thematically appropriate"Sure, Dany holocausting King's Landing was definitely thematically appropriate lmao
how come targs werent removed from power and genocided as soon as they lost their dragons?
Will Rhaenyra go full DSA?
>>221786859Targaryens are evil. They believe they are a master race who are divinely ordained to rule over the lesser beings, with Daenerys herself fully buying into prophecy that she is Chosen to "break le wheel" and anyone who opposes her is evil. When Dany was confronted with the reality that Westeros would never love her and that Jon had a better claim to the throne, she gave up ruling through love and decided to rule through fear instead.
>>221786875Plot armor courtesy of the author's incest fetish
>>221786875inertia. and having a centralized realm to govern the seven kingdoms was a good idea.
>>221786875then what
>>221786700'member when normies praised this episode because they have absolutely no taste
>>221786790when you watch Return of the King do you get angry when the rohirrim charge a perfectly aligned wall of spears yet win anyways because plot?
>>221786878Celtigars confirmed WOKE socialists.
>>221786859I mean yeah, what did you actually root for her and expect her to succeed as the classical hero savior? Faggot and a retard if so
>>221786853The Jaime vs Dany battle is probably the only exception because it's just a "How does a medieval army take down an actual dragon?" scenario.Everything with multiple dragons borders on anime bullshit.
>>221786894George doesn't have an incest fetish.
>>221786960No. That was actually a good sequence
>>221786638>I pledge my life to neverdies and Aaron Dembski Bowden's unresolved daddy issues>slop gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death
>>221786970Then what was the point of building her up as the ultimate emancipator and savior in the early seasons with her virtue being unquestioned by other characters? Someone said before that the show even played cheerful music whenever she liberated a city.
>>221786970A LOT of this fandom is genuinely retarded and unironically believes this was a story about why genetically superior chosen ones deserve to rule over all of humanity
>>221787003Despite le bad tactics? Also the Hackson movies are worse adaptations than game of thrones btw
>>221787015what the fuck...the bolsheviks said they were on the side of the workers and wanted to free the oppressed proletariat...yet when Lenin actually took power he siced the Cheka on striking workers in St. Petersburg...what the FUCK? real life has such le bad writing...
>>221786893You've made it clear that you have a personal antipathy to the fictional family.The problem is that Daenerys going mad wasn't set up. Unlike some we could mention she's never had meltdown about bells and burning down cities.>she was always evil and mad, conquering slaver's bay was both those thingsNo it wasn't. It may have been naive but it sure as fuck wasn't evil or insane.
>>221785005Correction, she doesn't even sleep with Aurane Waters, she literally just gives him everything because he looks like Rhaegar who she had a crush on 20 years ago.
>>221787021GRRM is a monarchist so...
>>221787075reminder that Daenerys birthed he dragons by burning a woman alive whose only crime was killing her rapist and took personal enjoyment from her screams
>>221787044Is it not showed that the orcs are wavering and some are starting to run before the charge hits, and the Rohirrim are still showed to have taken brutal casualties
>>221786970They could have made it more nuanced. Like maybe she does attack KL with Drogon, and she does do a lot of burning, but most casualties are a result of the wildfire caches going off. Show that she really did need to use Drogon like that to defeat the defending armies, and then show that people really do hate her now. So is she a villain because of that? What we got was - she went delulu on account of the bells.
>>221787128female hands typed this post
>>221787117>killing her rapistDanny loved Drogo tho. Can't be rape.
>>221787075>The problem is that Daenerys going mad wasn't set upnigga please
He fought for the greens, Khal Drogo?
>>221786960>Oh yeah? Well how do you feel about... a much better scene in a much better piece of media? Checkmate! lol
>>221787015They fucked up how they presented her arc (because le strong wahmen is good ratings fodder) but if her story in the book is supposed to be in broad strokes the same then it's somewhat similar to a Paul Atreides arc where the noble hero actually unleashes horrible bloodshed and in this case obviously starts becoming a villain because she's a young woman who power and praise (and 3 flying nukes) have gone to her head. If I wanted to shitpost a bit I'd say by the end you'll realise that actually Viserys was by far the saner one.
>>221787117>bro you can't just kill someone who killed your child and used dark magic to make you infertile as thanks for saving them from certain death, that's like evil and crazy stuffTarghaters are some of the biggest retards on the planet.
>>221787151You can't rape your spouse
>>221787151I'm talking about Miiri Maz Duur you retard, who killed Drogo because he and his mongol hordes raped and murdered her entire society but Dany is epic girlboss and Jason Momoa is hot so Dany defenders don't have any empathy for her
>>221787167>my argument is that I feel very strongly to the contrary
>>221787203Did George ever say that he was inspired by Dune?
>>221787208>bro why do those Middle Easterners hate us, don't they know we are giving them FREEDOM by bombing them? fucking savages
>>221787241Not sure, but everyone is inspired at least somewhat by Dune
>>221787151>get raped by brown foreigner>fall in love with himwhy are women like this
>>221787096So Cersei simped her fleet away, my gods
>>221787264It's peak Mamoa, and she was playing the game of thrones
I don't mind Targs but will never understand the muh Khaleesi Dany glazing.She was an annoying character right from the start.
>>221787021tbf at some point GRRM fell in love with the Targshits and he kind of forgot they were supposed to just be half of Jon's parentage.
>>221787247>if you kill the murderer of your unborn child you are evil and crazyMaybe read the fucking books.
>>221786596He had the nerve to be upset at his rapist
>>221787300And she was always frumpy with a subpar ass. Yeah I said it.
>>221787021Well, I suppose it depends if they have dragons or not, kinda a top trump in any argument
>>221787300I like Daenerys as a character, in that she is the last scion of a conquering dynasty and all of her perceived altruism was always predicated on people bending the knee to her. The problem is that women and simps genuinely bought into the girlboss rhetoric and then got mad when it turned out she was just doing what Targs do and then interpreted it as an attack on feminism
sup big bro
Who was the best female POV character?
>>221787331>dude if dany says she's a good person in her own monologue...she must be....LE GOOD wine sellers daughters
>>221787300she became based at the end, this is the real redemption arc story
>>221787393Asha for >her cunt became the world
>>221787384<3 nuncle
>>221787208>Agreeing to get your wound treated by a woman of the village you just roflstomped (reminder there are literal corpse piles and rapefests going on)The real retard here is Drogo. Daeny might have not understood what its like to get your entire family slaughtered and home destroyed (only from stories), but him agreeing to it is the biggest blunder.
>>221787300There are many annoying things about the show. Khaleeeesing, Maissie Williams, the entirety of the later part of it's' run.But that's not a good reason to over-correct.
>>221787443>Maissie Williamswhat did she do?
I think I'm going to re-read the booksWhen I'm finished surely grrm will announce TWOW's release date
>>221787426what does the first n in nuncle mean?
>>221787435>gets caught simping one time>dies for it
>>221787476No full frontal scene.
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>>221787509Yep, thats Tribal Warlord life.
>>221787517we only see one minge, and that's Rosie's
>>221787406This is your best argument for Daenerys having been crazy all along, and, by extension her burning king's landing having been set up in advance? A Trudeauean platitude about killing your enemies being bad followed by incoherent autistic wailing?Are you retarded?>>221787435Absolutely.
>>221787384so is the actor a girl or a tranny?
>>221786700Terrible. There was exactly one good battle in the entire fucking series, and it wasn't that one.
>>221786718I remember the exact moment the talking points went out and everyone started calling each other grifters as a way of avoiding actually having to engage with anyone's arguments.
>>221786893No, sorry, it's already been decided that the Hightowers are the Nazis.
>>221787799Because its true. There aren't any genuinely right-wing/chud gamer influencers on the internet.
It's pretty obvious that Bran Stark is a time traveler and built Storm's End and The Wall right?
>>221788413No.
