NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
best robbari
>>221785408NOOOOOOOO CHUD BROS IT WENT UP
STOP THE COUNT
WTF BUT THERE'S BLACK PEOPLE IN IT
The Dark Knight of our generation
paid critics
BRAVORAVO
>>221785408Tik tok chuds 1 billion incoming
Don't care, I simply shant be watching it.Still haven't seen Dunc to this day.
Black Panther has a 96% on RT lmao what is this supposed to prove?
>>221785630
>>221785408>critical review
>>221785408The tomatoes never lie.
>>221785408>tranny tomatoes
>>221785664that it won't flop
>>221785677
>the movie that conforms to Hollywood's expectations... did well?!?!?!It's over for us.
>film about one of histories most masculine white men is kinoNot really shocking at all.
>>221785630Paid audience or fake box office of one billion?
>>221785767both
reviewshills go brrrrrrrr
>>221785408do people unironically trust the left number and not use RT exclusively for the right number? you might as well go to the producer and actors personal social medias for a review of the movie.
>>221785824TRUKE
What's especially funny, is 90% doesn't mean that every review was 9/10, but minimum 6/10. But most people don't even understand that. Rotten Tomatoes is the worst review agregator.
>>221785408Black Panther is the greatest film of all time and I'm still expected to trust these reviews?
>>221785408It could be great, and probably is, but I don't trust critics after their Michael Jackson reviews
>>221785857The have the average critic score rating. Odyssey is at 8.8/10.
>>221785857you know we can see the average review score, right?
why do jeets worship nolan and snyder?
>>221785885>>221785906Yeah, but most people don't look at that, only at the big number above.
>>221785917cant be 100% audience score cause I'm gonna give it a negative review
>>221785936I got the browser extension that removes all the fake reviews by review-bombing chuds.
>>221785408The rigged way the movie system works is so transparent.
It has a 3.7 on letterboxd and that is with 43% of users giving 5 stars so far
>>221785952>I ignore all negative reviews so it’s always 100%heh, pretty funny :)
>>221785960the pathetic way the chud coping system works is so predictable
>>221785991So you admit the movie is just a war on people you hate.
>>221785408Yall gonna bitch and moan when this flops, but you'll just forget and go after the next thing.Unless you get arrested for something retarded like vandalizing the reflecting pool.
>>221785986ah so that is where y'all go to reviewbomb these days
shills are panickingquit tell the chuddies its getting good reviews!
>>221785952...how exactly does it recognize with are fake?
>>221786007kek what the fuck are you talking about
bros...
>Time in India
>>221785883the movie was a pretty generic biopic that felt unifinshed and half of it was seeing a perform lipsync halfcovers
>>221785885is 8.8 supposed to be a bad score?
>>221786029trannyshills been found out lol
>>221786042NO CANT HE SEE THAT THERE ARE NIGGERS THAT BARELY HAVE ANY LINES
>>221785408Ahh so this is the designated summer Hollywood blockbuster. The one that is highly celebrated by all the critics. The only they tell you that you MUST see in theaters. No thanks, you push out nothing but slop and then expect us to go to your event films. Fuck that
>>221785677Correct, The Last Jedi is kino.
lmfao imagine ever doubting nolan
>>221786098ok but what did killing himself even accomplish?
>>221785408>uh oh, i guess i have to watch it
>>221786117it made midwits think they were watching something profound
>>221786117Saved the resistance and restored hope in the galaxy.>>221786144Ok zoom zoom.
>>221786117
Fools...every positive review was actually made by ME!!! Using my various film critic personas I spent years formulating!!!
>>221786171it's the darndest thing: in one single day on 4chan I'm liable to get called a zoomer, a boomer, and indian, a nazi, a tranny and a jew. all in one day. ain't that somethin'?
hilarious how binary /tv/ is. yes, RT might have gotten some movies wrong but it's still an important/useful rating
>>221786197>all that AI sloppurge youtube
>>221786216>it's still an important/useful ratingwhy?
>>221785824>not use RT exclusively for the right numberthere's IMDB for that, are you a retard?
It's unironically kino, I have seen it.
>>221786251what about ironically?
>>221786216according to RT black panther is the best movie kek
>>221786234because critics have an important point of view. you should be looking at lots of different data points to form an idea about a movie
>>221786234indicates if a movie will flop or not
>>221785668critic reviews are always worthless
>>221786042This is my personal 9/11
>>221786287Are we distinguishing between shill-access media and genuine film critics or are we lumping them all together?
>>221785408it's unironically goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EtIteqeySw
>>221786283>1 movie is rated wrongly>ah mah gawd every single thing on the site is garbagebinary retardation, btw Russia and China are probably active trying to sew distrust between institutions and the people
>>221785824use a mixture of both, if there's a massive difference between critic and audience scores then it's probably a shit movie
>>221786310>weyou mean you? you and all the people bringing up Black Panther?
>>221786320yeah bro everything you don't like is russian spies
>>221786340never said that, fucktard
>>221786287>because critics have an important point of viewwhy?>you should be looking at lots of different data points to form an idea about a moviewhy?>>221786293why does that matter to you?
slop for the slop god
>>221786320israel are actively trying to sew trust between (((institutions))) and the people
>>221785408I just average the tomatometer and the popcornmeter to get the true rating of a film.
STILL CAN'T DETHRONE THE BEAR!
>>221786339Ah, you're a bad faith shill who can't comprehend that there are multiple people in this thread; gotcha
>>221786376is the concept of a review aggregator website just lost on you?
They're literally paying off the reviewers to trick the public into paying to watch this subversive demoralization, this should be illegal
>>221785668Critics are soulless, have bad taste, and will lie for cash, and the audience is retarded. These are generalisations, but mostly correct. Sometimes I like something that critics are paid to say is good. Sometimes I like something that satisfies pretensious critics. Sometimes I like something that excites retards
>>221786583>pretensious*pretentious
>>221786042doesnt he shill every Nolan movie?
>>221786602pretendshus
They all sucked off trash like Tenet and Oppenheimer too, so what?
>>221786516I wonder if they're going to pay off Drinker
>>221785408HOLY SHITIT'S THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE
>>221785824Why would you trust either?Critics are shills and audiences are retarded
>>221786477The concept is undermined by the fact that professional critics can't be trusted to give honest reviews in the modern politico-corporate climate where they can lose early access to film screenings or be cancelled for wrong-think. Goodreads suffers from a similar issue, but that's more the consequence of performative, attention seeking behavior. It's all very feminine.
Common Greekoid L
>>221785408>97%they only do this when preliminary screenings suggest a massive bomb
>>221785857it's the best by a big margin but so many people don't understand how to use it. Despite chudular opinion, critics are different people, with different views, tastes, cultural capital etc. Some like the same movies you will, some like the movies the other anon will like. The higher the percentage, the higher the chance that the critics that align with you are going to be there, on the "it was good" side. You can even make a monte carlo simulation of that. Bigger % means bigger chance you will like it, no matter who you are
>>221785408Critics reviews have the opposite effect nowadays
I thought it was great. Some odd casting choices aside, fucking kino. You're missing out if you don't go, glad it came out today where I live.
>>221785408@POTUS@FBI@CIA@elonmusk@mattwalshblog@criticaldrinkerchuds save metake the positive reviews downblock people from watching it in theatersDO SOMETHING
>>221785921Because respect is a two-way street.Snyder's action sequences are reminiscent of the grand spectacles in Indian epics, while Nolan's films cater to the Indian penchant for intellectual sophistication.
>>221786010You are right 5 stars for slop from Indians is so based
>>221786738backrooms presales and box office predictions drastically increased after good reviews
I saw an early screening, it's a great fucking movie.Yes, some of the casting is pozzed, but it's otherwise flawless.
>>2217867445 rupees are headed your way sar
I'M SO LE MAD AND GRUMPY NOW! NIGGERMAN SAVE ME
>>221786117Same exact thing Obi Wan did
>>221785408There's only one review that matters
>>221786725>>221785857i find the audience score on there pretty reliable most of the timethe critic score is worthless though
>>221786914>i find the audience score on there pretty reliable most of the timeit can also work. The sample is higher but it's much less varied. There's more types of people among 300 critics than it is among 50k in the audience score
NOOOOOOMY NARRATIVE
I love watching miggers and chuds get. BTFO.
>>221786197genuinely who are the people who watch this sort of garbage? just out of touch boomers?
>>221785408Both chuds and leftards are retarded as hell. Critics reviews don't mean anything. Also, this is a nolan movie, it's not gonna flop. Many things can be true at the same time.
GOOD FUCKING MORNING
Hehe this white male directed movie based on white European mythology about a white father and husband returning triumphantly to his home getting good reviews is really btfo-ing the chuds
>>221785408wow just as good as niggerman in wakanda
>>221785408DELETE THIS
do we really need 10 review threads up
>>221785408Ha paid reviews and shills
>>221787529Yes. Make the chuds seethe.
>>221785718Ha, the critics agree this is trash
>>221785408/tv/ sisters...
I never doubt Nolan, he really is the last great filmmaker
>>221787529Cope harder nigger
>>221786301Nah, they're useful for>If you're an asshole who watched too many movies, how novel is this, and is it well done work?Popcorn is better for>yeah but was it a good movie, bro?
>>221785408Every generation gets the culture they prop up. Not my culture, simple as.
Just set it to 100%, if you're gonna be fake and gay might as well go all out
>>221785408RT hasn't mattered since Captain Marvel. They redid their entire website to glaze that movie just like Netflix did with their Amy Schumer comedy special
>>221789523You haven't even read The Odyssey
>>221785408i mean this film has A LOT of your typical nolan problems, and all you do is grasp at some political shit. sounds like controlled opposition
>chuds lose>again
>>221785439>>221785408>>221785558>>221785598>>221785668how many movies, tv shows and vidya have come out recently where review shills said it was great but it was dog shit? Concord and Cowboy Bebop had amazing reviews and then months later the reviewers admitted the game/show was dogshit. Hell, not to say anything about the whole Five Guys Burgers and Fries thing, but around the same time some Kane and Lynch game came out and was advertised on ign or gamespot or something and the site fired the reviewer for giving it only a 70 something because the expectation from EA was that the ad money not only go to ads but to a shill review for the game. If something has glowing critical reviews I automatically assume it's dogshit
>>221785408>>221785439holy shit this is the best movie of all time since black panther
>>221785408IT'S SUPPOSED TO FAILIT NEEDS TO FAIL
Why can't the Right ever win the culture war?
>>221785630this lmaoAnd when it looks like the film won't do well Nolan will pay shills to get this film to $1B and goys will eat it up fucking kek
I thought Trump was supposed to fix this?
>>221790272Was hollands character bisexual because in the movie he’s making out with Pattinson
>>221790371>Concord had amazing reviews
>>221785408>woke slop gets high ratings from woke libtards on woke libratd websitewow, unbelievable
>>221790469does these even happen or was it just bait chuds fell for like Ellen Page as Achilles?
>>221790492lol stop replying to yourself
>>221785408sorry shill brigade, it could have a 1000% score on rotten tomatoes and i still won't see it
>>221785408Better luck next time, chuds
>>221786314>his defense for helen of detroit and the tranny is "b-but they are only in the movie for like five minutes"lollmao even
Well, well, well... and it's only going down from there
>>221790968ODYSSISTERS EMERGENCY MEETING RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Nolan has ended our problem, all converted
>>221790968The beginning of the end.
He uses (((rottentomatoes))) and not based metacritic.
based on what?
>>221787529Do white women really need to make this face?
>>221791090Metacritic is 88. Oh nononono chudbros...
>>221791154>”Look at me! I’m so quirky but still hot, I have an amazing personality, look at my tits but don’t objectify me, TEE HEE!!”
>>221791154Does it make you uncomfortable? Reminds you of your disappointed mother?
>>221791212Gotta wait for the user reviews to trickle in, not the paid shill reviews, faggot.
>>221791238Whatever helps you cope.
None of /tv/s complaints even made sense. No one cares that there is a black actor casted in a minor role in the real world
>>221791303return to reddit
>>221785408>no audience score allowedoh fuck its awful
>>221791271Still not watching this slop and will enjoy reading all the inevitable honest reviews that say how terrible this movie is.
>>221791325keep making a thousand threads crying about the movie
>>221791303except terminally online chuds would have been the primary fanboys for this movie if it were not blatant political garbage
>>221791342as long as it makes you seethe :)
>>221791340
>>221785677I was always iffy on rotten tomatoes, this was a dead stop for me. It makes no sense that this many grown adults, who review multiple movies would collectively agree this movie is good. Roeper of all fucking people reccomended it. The man who shat on LOTR....
>>221791220It reminds me of getting jumped by loss prevention and being held by mall cops until the police got there.
>>221785408It literally met the diverse qualifications which causes the critics to automatically give it a good score.>gay? = good!>black guy? = REARRY GOOD!!>gay black BUTT SEX SCENE? = HORRREEY SHIEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: all oscars securedI stopped caring about movie reviews like 12 years ago
>>221791340Why are you faggots talking like this is not a Nolan movie? It's not going to have a negative audience reception because everyone fucking loves his movies. Critics are not praising it because it's woke, it barely is besides some shitty casting. They're praising it because it's Nolan. Learn the fucking difference. This is not a Black Panther situation where the movie outright mocks white people
>>221791538what if it's just good and you're overthinking it
>even chuds love itwe lost this one. just admit it
>>221785408But all the brown grifters on Twitter who've never seen it and never even read the poem told me it's bad. How can this be?
>>221791491Based
>>221791538And yet you're not gonna see it because the current reviews don't align with your preconceived opinion.Curious.
>>221785408Blind leading the blind.
why do you care about Nolan's wallet guys?You care to much about corporation wallets
>>221785987Reviews by chuds have never counted, just like how reviews by bots have never counted. Humans only, sweetie. No incels.
>>221785810right the nigger is even posting pics of his paid reviews and pretended he blends in on the site.Why are trannies so creepy
>>221791738Jeremy is a chud? He's just some guy reviewing movies
>>221791238oh yeah im sure people who havent watched the movie giving it 0s is much more reliable
You're only suppose to find the few critics that reccomend movies you like. Youe suppose to ignore the ones that reccomend shit you don't like.
>>221792170He endorsed Matt Walsh and criticized BLM
>(((journalists))) say it's goodNo way!!
>>221785439>"The greatest film ever made." - Judeo-leftistsTruly Moloch's gift to mankind.
>woke coded movie with subversive elements by a well known director who did 2020s Hollyweird woke casting is getting positive reviewsI AM MORE SHOCK THAN KAYA
>>221792675>>221792719>>221793032all me
>>221793354Why do you lie on the internet?
rotten tomato is literally fake and gay, they gave dragonheart below 50?????dragonheart fucking mogs this shit to the sewers
>>221793580he is a tranny, he is used to lie
>>221785408Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic ratings are bought by film companies, they don't matter pinkie
>>221786234It's a barometer for critic and audience perspectives on a movie, which is relevant if you want to talk about those topics.
>>221790371pathetic chud cope. try saying that again without crying
>>221785408>>221785439>>221785558you know exactly what's going to happen with the audience reviews lmao, why even shitpost this
>>221785668this also applies to you little guy
>>221790477it did on pre-release, before audiences gave their opinion and there was massive flip in the critical reviewsdid you not know this?
>>221785408THIS CAN'T HAPPEN I'M IN CHARGE HERE
>>221785630>>221785824you praise garbage film directors like uwe boll, shut the fuck up about paid critics since you have ass taste
>>221791761Oh wow, better go spend my money on it then! Thanks, totally-not-a-grifting-shill!
>>221791303>>221791342Helen of Troy isn't an ugly negress. Sorry.
>>221796958I don't give a fuck, I will not be seeing it in cinema either. But I won't pretend it's because it's shit. I don't know, maybe it is. Who knows.The only thing I can shill for you is Thorazine prescription.
>>221785668Applies to you just as much.
>>221791681>what if it's just goodHow would anyone know? I guess critics shouldn't have destroyed their own credibility by blowing literally anything woke-coded over the past 15 years, huh?
>>221786023ummmmm ALL negative reviews are fake sweaty
>>221785408Do people seriously not realize that critics are shillls and rotten tomatoes rigs the scores?I know people who work in the marketing industry at major firms and critics are always greased in various ways to, at worst, be gentle with language if they didn't like the movie.
>>221791909Leftists now exist for the purpose of performing PR work, for free, for giga-corporations each time they release a new corporate product.Leftists have no greater wish than for the CEO's of Universal Ltd. to purchase many new Yachts.
>worse than MinionsNolan will never recover from this
IS THIS EVEN GOING TO BREAK 100 MILLION, THE WEBMS ARE FUCKING BRUTAL, WHERE DID ALL THE MONEY GO
>>221797021>I don't give a fuckYet you're spending your free-time here, doing free PR work for the movie?
>>221785824Critics, as the name suggests, should be critical of movies. If an audience score is significantly lower than a critic score, something is horribly wrong.
>>221797021nta shill me thorazine how will it improve my life?
>>221790371It was always sort of a thing but Ghostbusters 2016 really kicked it off. That was the first plainly bad movie that was critically lauded solely because of culture war retardation and it's been pretty much that way ever since. Prior to the 2010s you could pretty confidently expect to enjoy a movie with a high critic score if you weren't a troglodyte/generally mentally deficient with rare exceptions, now it's very common to expect the opposite depending upon how much online discussion is focused around it leading up to premiere.
>>221794095>try saying that again without cryingThis is what (You) are constantly told. You leftshits really cannot meme.
>already down to 96% in less than half a daychuds we are winning this!
>>221792666Damn, that's a shame.
>>221797673Keep defending the shit, troon
>>221786320The number one movie of all time btw, not just some random position on some list. A little telling when the number one position isn't even something pretentious. Its just a totally retarded movie that critics had to do lip service for because it has le niggers. Yes excellent critics.>>221785668I only need the bottom one. I have no problem thinking for myself. I only go on rt to read funny reviews of movies i think are total dogshit. I don't go there at all before i have seen a movie.
>>221785408when will you learn, retardthis film did more damage to star wars than anything. and it shat on luke.
this reminds me of tim burton, where he only casts his friends and his movies suffer because it it. But this is even more extreme. You can also compare it to linus tech tips where he had that obese guy decide to troon out, his channel starts to bomb, and then magically the 'guy' leaves the business. Nolan has to be the most nepo enabling cuck.
So who ended up playing Achilles or was he even in it???
>>221800353He's barely in it.
>>221800374she. chopping your tits off just makes you a disfigured woman. I will not play along with your mental illness.
>>221800353Ellen Page's character is a literal stand in for him
>>221800257The Odyssey is not a franchise. If Nolan fucked up there, he can pivot for the next IP next time and people are fine.But he didn't screw up.
>>221800395I am saying Achilles isn't in the movie retard. Elliot is not playing Achilles.
>>221800430So Achilles didn't even in it
Who is actually going and watching this? Is everyone that retarded and gay now?
ive seen the webm spoilers. it's laughably bad. but, if a reviewer doesnt praise CONGO HELEN OF TROY you are a racist.joke industry. let AI consume it all.
>>221800469I don't even remember him being mentioned
>>221800487Nice thing is soon we'll be able to completely remove Ellen Page from shit like this with AI
>>221800524Damn I was hoping Nolan would get brad pit to reprise the role. Shit would have made up for the troon and Helen of Detroit
>>221800538allen page should remove herself from life with a gun
>>221786061Ask /v/ if 8.8 is considered a bad score.
>>221785668>giving a shit about critics everYou have brain damage.
>>221786042>some youtube manNot helping your retarded critics argument OP. Kill yourself.
>>221785668>>221785824>>221785917I made this Worksafe Gif thread for you pajeet paid shills The rest of you CHVDS you can rip the clips with SOUND to get your updoots on all the other social media you're using. I'm anon, i don't care about personal credit. I just want NOLAN to be shown for the garbage he created.>>>/wsg/6196598
>>221794095>reality is copeyou are one retarded tranny>>221791420see>>221790371 and >>221785668
>>221786320Why should I trust left wing open borders and trannies shills?
>>221785917spider man 2002 sold 70 million ticketsoppenheimer sold 35 million ticketsamerica grew by tens of millions of people since spiderman 2002 why did oppenheimer floppenheimer
>>221785408chudbros..........why is it L after L for us.....
The third act might actually be kino. I can't say for certain because the quality was really low. It's hard to see what's going on during the suitor slaughter
>>221786098More like Fag-o
>>221785408>7 trillybilly people worldwide dictated by 58 paid shills to consoom actual goyslopkekmaooooo
