Jae and Egg editionPrevious >>221783638
Reminder to support the the Hightowers in all they do to rid the world of the Targ menace.
Jeor is icsh
We like Stannis Baratheon because he is a chud.No fluff, just straight to the point.
>guys we have to change our way of life because it gives my queen the ick
>enter thread>post:rape>refuse to elaborate >leave
last thread is dead but oh well. The point is that Dany going crazy was always implied/foreshadowed even if S8 did a shit execution of it.
Justice for Mudge! Justice for Clay!
TAOOBA
>>221787584The crucifixions is clearly a sign that she's both immature and losing it
>>221787584>did a shit execution of it.its unfathomable. even fan recuts slightly shuffling certain events (no mo jon dick, dead dragons, dead best friend, tyrian going bros before hoes) make it seem so much better.
>>221787519Will /got/ forgive Condal if Jaehaera lives?
>>221787623with haste.
>>221787561If you don’t get it, you don’t get it. Low iq detectedI sometimes wonder how people like you get through your life with 0 pattern recognition. You are little more than a monkey
>>221787584i think for most normies and especially foids this "i would be ok with it if it wasnt rushed" statement is a lie. they were angry because dany, their self insert turned evil. there was no good way of doing it. you think some foid who named her kid khaleesi would accept the mad queen arc in any form? no. ironically they wanted dany to become a female aragorn
lips so good daemon should use them!!
>>221787584Dany looking visibly aroused during Khal Drogo's speech about how he's going to rape and pillage her homeland was some good foreshadowing.
>Addam dies without sharing a line with Corlys
>>221787708>ironically they wanted dany to become a female aragorndo those retards not understand what kind of story this is? George literally wrote this series in a way such that Aragorn-like figures wouldn't be a thing. They should've read LOTR instead.
>stop watching HOTD season 3 after ep 2 cause its dogshit>get druk >decide to watch ep 3>turn it off half way through cause its so fucking retardedI have the IQ of a nigga itih an extra chromosome rn and even this gay nigga shit is too fucking stupid for me. why did they take daeorn without his dragon. why did alicent say men are bad also kill my kids except the burnt one lol, why does rhaeynra's gf speak wiht that gay fucking accentI HATE THIS SHOW!!!!! IT FUCKING SUCKS
>>221787750Sorry, can't give Addam any scenes. It would eat into Alyn's screentime.
>>221787708Show Rhaenyra is the Mary sue they wanted Daenerys to be
>>221787728I wonder if she'd become his broodmother if Mirri never tried pulling her shit.
>>221787755>George literally wrote this series in a way such that Aragorn-like figures wouldn't be a thing.You could have maybe said that if he had finished up the series in the 90s but with how long it's taking and how he's obviously going soft it's hard to sell that the series is firmly the anti traditional story it once may have been
>>221787798LMAO they'll be pretty pissed AGAIN
>>221787718Oh shit it's an ftm!?
>>221787584no
>>221787854And? What about it?
>stop raping ser
I love this season!
I don’t think George is actually as nuanced as people think. I do think Dany canonically goes mad queen but I do think the story ends in a somewhat stereotypical fantasy trope. I can empathise him because trying to end this story in a way that isn’t shit will be difficultThere must have been some input from him to how the show ends. I think it was meant to end in a similar vein. Until he realised everyone thought it was stupid
>>221787519egg is icsh
>>221787559jeor is too old to be icsh but jeor is kino tho
>>221787863>t. foid who named xer daughter Khaleesi
>>221787863post gpa
>>221787921no, i think it's cersei who will burn KL in the book
>>221787718ormund will pay for endangering her
>>221787955What would you have him do? Endanger Daeron instead?
>>221787553>we only see one minge, and that's Rosie'sThat is incorrect. First of all, Her name is Rose. Second of all, we see it 4 times total. Another pussy we see 2 times is first in the brothel and then in pre-blackwater scene with Bronn in the pre-fight drinking. We see two additional different pussies in Podricks scene. There is another new pussy in the scene Jeoffrey kills Rose. Then we see 2 additional pussies in Theons Castration pre-scenes. We see another new pussy in Prince Oberyns Introduction Scene in the Brothel (and a previously seen one). Then we see Oshas pussy. There is additional 3 pussies (and the closest clearest close-up of labia in the entire series I might add) in the scene where the septon gets arrested by the militant faith in Littlefingers brothel. The last pussies seen in in the series is once again, with bronn, in a fourway scene. Yes, I have.Yes, to every single one of them
Friendly reminder that The Faith of The Seven is completely false. It is the most bogus religion in all of ASOIAF universe. It claims to be a monotheistic god with 7 aspects (The Father = justice) (The Mother = mercy) (The Maiden = innocence/purity) (The Crone = Wisdom) (The Warrior = strength) (The Smith = Creation/labor) (The Stranger = the unknown/death)>Has no Prophets or Messiahs>No miracles, no witnessed divine intervention>No claims of mutual communication with god>Holy texts are not divine in origin, nor did the writers have any special communication with god or any propheciesMeanwhile...The Red God:>Resurrections >Shadow & blood magic>prophecies visible to even the most lay people by looking into the fire>Healing magic and provable favor when sacrificing peopleThe Old Gods:>Greenseers/weirwood visions>Time travel>Tree whispers through a network>Worging>Spying through birds all aroundThe Many-faced god:>Skinchanging, can take on entirely new identities>gift of death, trained assassins almost supernatural in their ability to kill people>seem to have forbidden knowledge on things, including people they've just metFaith of The Seven = idolatry.
i think ormund raped faeron
>>221787992the maesters are enslaving the andals with their bullshit
>>221787995Are you saying Ormund blenched Daeron’s hair by cumming on his head night and day?
Was Dany really going to give birth to an anti Christ dragon demon son or was that lady just a petty bitch? Is it possible that the child was the real azor azai or some avatar of a god?
>>221787995and daeron too
anons complain about blackwashed Valeryons but not about Saladhor Saan also being blackwashed. Why is that?
>>221787846Bold of you to assume they'll assign any blame to Rhaenyra and not le toxic men for not listening to a woman's wisdom
>>221787992based
>>221788060>Saladhor Saannobody knows who tf that is
>>221787984daeron is icsh
GRRM would hate many of you, you know.
>>221787888checc'dgwayne can rape me
>>221788054the prophecy about the stallion was for drogon, the kid was just a malformed hybrid of targ and dothraki who cannot live
>>221788060Because Sallador is a minor character who realistically could have been any race, he's just a random pirate lord from Essos The Velaryons being black raises questions - the Targs regularly talk about Valyrian blood purity, but how does that work when the Targs and Velaryons are clearly entirely different ethnic groups? Why are ANY Targaryens white when the Conqueror's mother was a Velaryon and the house regularly married into the Targaryen dynasty?
>>221788093Like a young Robert Smith.
>>221788094
>>221788094Gurm doesn't get to hate people.
Who would win in a rape-off between the greens and blacks?
>>221787989I am impressed, somehowthank you for your knowledge, goon man of /got/I apologize to Rose as well, I got her confused with Sam's wife in LotR
>>221787878I had a feeling in my gut something was off when I saw that prince.
>>221788124yeah, he eat them
>>221788108I see, that makes more sense.
Was Faeron supposed to be a girl pretending to a boy or just a regular boy. I was wondering why no one tried to check her pussy especially after Daemon fucked her with his eyes.
>tfw you get killed by the greens for not raping but at least they admitted you're of solid Andal stock
>>221787519Egg is not a general nickname for Aegon you retard
Could the Night King have originally been one of Craster's sons/rapebabies?
>>221788060for the record i called it out and also the scene where hes in the tub with white prostitutes for promoting racemixing
>>221788207You see the Children of the Forest turning a First Man into the Night King.
>>221788207Yes, Craster time travelled 7000 years back to father the 13th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch. The real Night's King in the books will be Bran the Builder, who is still living wedded to the Winterfell weirwood roots in the deepest levels of the crypts. Arya killing the "Night's King" really is a plot point Gurm gave D&D but instead of some epic ninja teleportation move, she will gracefully grant the gift of death to the immortal remains of her ancestor.
>>221787989do dany's pussy in the 1st episode count ?it was seen from the side with a white bush before her bath
>>221788264sorry forgot that scene. It fucking sucks how DnD doesn't include more magic into the show.
>>221788094SUNSET
What's Gwayne thinking at this moment?
>>221788300>gods I wish I was raping someone right now
>>221788300>Now I understand why Ormund has his own portable scents
When did you first realize that Gurm completely mogs Tolkien? For me it's the much more interesting and mysterious world building.
>>221787989what's your favourite pussy in the show? For me it's the girl with the general Daario (first Daario; the superior Daario) kills to get employed by danny
>>221787584I guess I'm not sure whether they did a bad job of foreshadowing, or if our society is just too retarded to understand that a female character can turn out to be a bad guy. imo there was not enough foreshadowing, but it was also just really ineffective because everyone saw her as a heckin' girlboss telling all the men around her to shut up.
>>221788332>When did you first realize that Gurm completely mogs Tolkien?This can't ever be true simply because Gurm is an inferior writer when trying to create hype moments and aura.
>>221788337>(first Daario; the superior Daario)lollmao even
>>221788274>35:19Well well well... I did not expect to see something new today, but I ended up doing so. Thank you, anon. Its really the minimum to qualify, but a mons pubis it is.
>>221788337Osha, if only to sate my Nymphadora Tonks lust.
>half a year ago I was about to drop serious money on a replica of blackfyre or Lady ForlornThank the heavens I didnt, I'll buy this piece of art instead
>>221788337We dont really see hers I think. Its a draw of Rose and Myranda for me.
>>221788365He had some of the foreign charm that wasn't brought in from the books, the second one was too much of a normal guy for meBook Daario is actually the best DaarioI did like his dagger being put in the show
>>221788352dumb&dumber couldnt foreshadow it properly because every time they tried to give dany some scenes like that the fanbase justified it and decided that she was 100% right about everything. there was simply no reasoning with normies and feminists
>>221788380>Myrandagod, the side chicks of the show were so fucking hot. Even the non-white ones.why do TV shows nowadays refuse to cast hot chicks?
>>221787584No it fucking wasn't. They just gave Jon Con's arc to Dany hoping people would think "ooooh, Targaryen madness" and called it a day.
>>221788178Faeron is a boy, actress is a girl. Ormund knew Daemon would check.
>>221787894It would make perfect sense for Dany to lose it when she finally goes to Westeros and lo and behold, another Targaryen with a better claim (real or not) beat her to it and is wowing everyone with his knightly behavior and one of her own dragons that she abandoned back in Mereen. While she's showing up with a horde of bloodthirsty savages and with everyone knowing about her failed attempts at ruling.
>>221788428Jon Con le bells is the dumbest fucking fan theory I've ever heard and I can't believe it's parroted endlessly by NPCs
>>221787992Faith of the Seven is actual faith. All of the rest you mentioned is just sorcery.
>>221788436>her own dragons that she abondoned back in Mereen.??? wtf why would she abandon one of them
>>221788439Explain to the class why it's dumb. Go ahead anon. What is it, he's gonna fall into a well and cause a greyscale plague AND THEN Dany will have to burn King's Landing? Whatever way you look at it mad Dany was never properly set up in the shows or books.
>>221788140Between the greens and blacks, blacks.Between the greens and Rhaenyra's supporters, greens.
>>221788178Wouldn't be surprised if the character was an in-universe ftm considering how Ormund didn't want Faeron to speak at all. That voice was very revealing. But then again it makes no sense how everyone was fooled for so long despite it. As if they didn't keep a close watch on the high value prisoner during piss break on their journey back to King's Landing or strip search the prisoner for weapons before letting Faeron anywhere near the queen. Must be some strong privacy laws in Westeros or something.So who knows.
>>221788400they also had her say things like >all men must die, but we are not menand had her crowd surf on a sea of brown people twice. I think they did a bad job but you're not wrong that the audience was probably too retarded to get it no matter what they did
>Alicent auditioning to be regent after Aegon is injured
>>221788544We don't talk about Season 2 here.
>>221788544Well she was regent for years
>>221788450She left two of her "children" chained up in a pit, even if she goes back after taking control of the khalasar that showed up while she was shitting herself she probably won't find both of them again.
Why does Alicent want to kill her own baby boy?
I miss early S1, since then the show has just been bollocks
>>221788582They're all chuds.
>>221788544Was Alicent a poor widdle victim who couldn't control the men in the small council or was she a strong and wise Queen Regent when Viserys was on his deathbed? The writers seem to flip flop on this, sometimes in the same episode
>>221788377based. Myranda for me
>>221788094Gurm hates Condall and Hess for fucking up the Dance of Dragons more than he hates any chudcel
>>221788582Umm, because that’s her duty to gay race communismFind your nearest gay flag and ledge alliegsnce to it
Is Tumbleton in Dorne?
>>221788544>then got a panic attack after they shut her down
>>221788436It makes perfect sense anyway. You are just far too dense to see itYou don’t understand because you have the brain of an orangutan
Crazy. If the guy joined in and raped his sister, he'd still be alive today.But alas, he forced Daeron's hand.
>>221788582they have tainted targ blood. she decided that TTD is the only reasonable thing to support as a hightower lady. shes going to push helaena out of the window too so she cant birth more targ savages
why doesn't someone just, you know, kill all the maesters?
>>221788582Killing your own offspring is probably some evolutionairy response to all the green rape.
>>221788544so? Male primogeniture doesn't imply that women can not rule ever under any circumstances only that sons inherit over daughters
>NOOOO DON'T KILL ME YOU FUCKING PIGGER>NEEEEEEED
if there is no night king in the books then how the fuck do you beat the White Walkers and their undead army ?
>>221788803George has no fucking idea, that's the problem
>>221787519House of dragons is so confusing. Can someone just tell me which of the white haired princes are actually going to be king?Is it the melted face one?
>>221788788how come alicent didnt shout>THE WHOOORE IS PREGNANTin the last episode in the scene with helaena?
>>221787519where is this pic from? I can't find the source of it
>>221788803Buddy, George still hasn't fleshed out 90% of Essos. Westeros can wait.
>>221788648It would be interesting if they presented her as self serving with agency, so she presents herself as both to different people in universe while attempting to gain an advantage
>>221788812yes
>>221788788Boar VS Rat CatchersWho wins?
>>221788803Jon will realize that one of the white walkers is controlling the rest. Its really not that important. The show had to have a big bad to string the viewers along
>>221788812Melted face regains the throne and then is poisoned. Rhaenyra and Daemon’s son, also called Aegon, becomes the king.
>>221788818good morning sir
>>221787584They dripfeed her doing questionable stuff throughout but didn't account for the fact that most wouldn't think much of it because the people she does it do are usually much worse. Then they speedrun it for the last few episodes.
>>221788820>Yi Ti and Ulthos are the key to all this
>not one mention of ratcatchersRathood has indeed fallen on hard times
>>221788812yes but he dies by poisoning a few months later, probably sooner in the show because Rhaenyra has been made the main character. Ultimately, Rhaenyra's son Aegon III is crowned king and this show will have a GoT-Season 8 tier ending where people are left confused because the entire cast is dead and only a few children are left alive, then the show will abruptly end because Condal isn't adapting the Regency Arc.
>>221788803In the books there's a giant glowing orb known as the Night Gem and if it's destroyed than the Others get a permanent debuff
>>221788863Confused about what? They are dead and the kid becomes king.
>>221788812>Rhaenyra is forced to flee King's Landing after widespread popular rebellion >Retreats to Dragonstone, where Aegon II (burn guy) has taken in secret >Aegon feeds Rhaenyra to his dragon, takes her son Aegon the Younger as a hostage >Aegon retakes King's Landing with the Baratheon army and puts down the petty kings that have taken the city after Rhaenyra abandoned it >The armies of House Stark and the Riverlords defeat the Baratheons in the field of battle >Aegon gets his Hitler in the bunker moment, refuses to surrender, but is poisoned by his own men >Peace is brokered with Cregan Stark as regent for Aegon III>Aegon III marries Aegon II's daughter >No one really won, no one is happy with the results This is the abridged version
>>221788863Lol for some reason your post really did drive the problem home for me, Rhaenyra is the main character and practically the only character, everyone else is just an appendage of Rhaenyra
>>221788493It makes sense if they couldn't locate a Targ-coded twink in time that they'd just grab the nearest teen girl with a boyish figure dye the hair and deliver to Daemon
>>221788863corlys survives no? and his sons and the black girls. basically all black pepo
>>221788898Alicent has got an insane promotion as well, far more egregious
>>221788896Baratheon bros…how do we come back from this
>>221788930from the green side only alicent and tyland survivefrom the black side corlys, his bastards, daemons daughters and sneed
>>221788930His one dragonrider son dies in a battle against the greens to prove that blacks do not condone rape
Man I don't know how you guys keep watching this, dropped the show when Aemond burned Aegon because it was so fucking retarded, still baffles me to this day WHY he did it I rewatched season 1 and it was much more enjoyable, Otto really is the goat and best character in the show The actor for old Rhaenyra is overrated idk how people like that bitch, monke had way more charisma and she was cute
>>221788971>tyland survive
Still mad they used Otto's idea for the blacks
>>221788979don't you know. We hate monke now due to her playing Supergirl
HOTD peaked here
>>221788984yes he survives and become the hand of aegon but I was wrong only 1 bastard survived
>>221788953Why else do you think Baratheon genes are so shit, anon?
>>221789004More just commenting that a tranny drowned him in the show lol
>>221789021the leaks confirmed he is alive
>>221788863>then the show will abruptly end because Condal isn't adapting the Regency Arc.They will have to show Jaehaera dying and Aegon III marrying a Velaryonigger otherwise people will think the Greens didn't get completely fucked over.
>>221788994based
>>221788987Which idea?
>Stop writing about rape, ser.
>>221788915Medieval methods of bleaching hair take time though (and involve urine).
Does Aegon 3 even give a fuck about Rhaenyra? At this point he would have almost no memory of her no? Maybe he becomes bros with Aegon 2 and is traumatized that he gets poisoned
>>221789068Bringing 100 cats to the Red Keep
>>221787750They had a 45 second scene last season after Addam tamed his dragon. They have not spoken since.
>>221788094I don’t care about George as a person and his opinions, I only care about the fiction he wrote
>>221789059no, the show is going to simplify the family tree and have Aegon and Jaehaera be the canon ending
Aegon III will get the Bobby Draper treatment
>>221789100Yeah but that was a plot hole, Otto had never been at sea
>>221788953post another rob v rhaegar pic
>>221788972>to prove that blacks do not condone rape
>>221789119>you need to be a sailor to know that cats eat mice
>>221789108This. And it’s not like it’s some unique brain child from George’s soul, he just stole all that shit from other fantasy. It’s just a shared collection of fantasy tropes more than it is George’s love child
>>221789103Why does he hate him so, especially compared to Allyn? Is it the dragon, is Corlys, a Valyrian, also an anti Valyrian racist?
>>221789095Show Aegon is probably too young but Aegon III in the lore is really protective of his family and brings up Rhaenyra’s death a few times.
>>221789138>can't tell an obvious shitpostsamememebutworse.png
Uprising against Rhaenyra will be spearheaded by the Master of Candles>"You denied us peace, food, and tallow."
>>221789144You can say that about literally any other fantasy author.
>>221789071im not gay but the dunk actor is tall, white, handsome and fit but not in a roided schizo way, hes peak white male performance. would rape
>>221789144He stole more than half of it from history lmao because he doesn't have to pay royalties for it
>>221789108How do you like the Wildcards?
>>221789178Calm down, Ormund
>>221789130>wait Robert, I haven't told you about the song of ice and ACK!
>>221789182>wants to do Wars of the Roses with dragons but too lazy to finish it>does the Anarchy with dragons instead and then just forces all the Wars of the Roses tropes into it anyway Bravo George.
>>221789182By that logic Tolkein also stole from medieval history
>>221789145I assume it because Addam tamed Laenor's dragon, the final confirmation that Corlys only legitimate son is dead.
The Realm’s DelightThe Charm FarmerThe Aura TycoonThe RizzMasterThe Charisma PlenumThe Most Likeable Actress Ever Filmed
>>221789215Do people know in universe that dragons can only bond with one person at a time? That's not a bad reason but would have been nice to explore Corlys mourning and all that
How did the Targs stay in power without Dragons? Wouldn't the lords want to immediately remove those incestuous retards from power immediately after losing their nukes?
>>221789204Robert's hammer looking like a Warcraft weapon
>>221789165God damn it, you just know that they'll make Gaemon Palehair, Aemond's son with the milf prostitute who randomly showed up to bitched at Rhaenyra in ep 2.
>>221789242Your question was already answered in the last thread.
>>221789230>actress looks dramatically prettier when dressed in traditional styles instead of queer coded pseudo punk bullshitWhy do they still do it
Mother
>>221789263I was at work buddy. You think we all just sit here all day?
>>221789260>prostitute*sex worker
>>221789269Ozempic already destroyed the stupid body positivity movement. We just need the next technological breakthrough.
Why do people pretend what Ned did regarding Jon was honourable? He gaslit the rightful ruler of the Seven Kingdoms, let him be emotionally abused by his wife and isolated as a bastard, then shipped him off to a celibate martial order of murderers and rapists at 14
>>221789269Who the fuck knows
>>221789277You don't?
>>221789263but nobody gave a satisfying answer. why install aegon 3 for example? hes a little kid and targshits have nothing left to enforce their rule. they are foreign invaders. its like if indians left the british ruling class in power after brits lost their army and money
AYO NUNCLE LEMME HOLD YO WATCH
>>221789269Because the actor is playing a character and the character happens to be a woman.
>>221789269Same reason as ever: attention
>>221789324>y'all got any newports
>>221789270Gods i wish mommy arryn stepped on my balls
>>221789242Same reason the British people haven't overthrown the German monarchy that still hold power over them. The status quo is preferable to whatever nonsense would be the alternative; some kind of central authority is better than going back to the chaos before Aegon's Conquest. You throw out the Targs it'll be a scramble for the throne which just isn't profitable for the nobility. War is expensive.
>>221789305Yeah I really don't get sending him to the wall. Did Ned not realize it was essentially prison? Or did Benjen convince him it wasnt so bad up there?
>>221789305its funny to think about what would happen if Ned told Cat from the start that Jon wasn't a bastard
>>221789305Ned is shown to be a fucking idiot whose odd idea of honour overrides basic common sense or any survival instinct. See telling Cersei his plan to imprison her and hand the throne to Stannis.
>>221789358That dumb bitch would blab to the first septa she could find and ruin everything
>>221789305Jon lived a life of comfort and luxury and would have had a place of honor in Robb's court as Lord/King of the North had he not run off to join the Night's Watch. The worst thing that happened is that Cat was mean to him and he didn't get to sit at the head table when Robert Baratheon came thru, oh the horror. Robert would have killed Jon if he knew he was a Targ Tbqh Lord o Bones and Tormund should have smashed Jon's face in in the books for crying about sitting at the back of the room lmao
>>221789350At the risk of going off topic they're not German
>>221789351Jon is the one who wanted to join the Night’s Watch. He idolised Benjen.
>>221789358cat would have told littlefinger and lysa
How would the dance play out if KARL FOOKIN TANNER, legend of gin alley had been around?
>>221789269did you ever think that some people don't prioritize looking pretty for internet chuds, and instead choose to look how they want? it's ok if you don't find it attractive but to pretend like you don't understand just makes you look retarded, retard
>>221789378>See telling Cersei his plan to imprison her and hand the throne to Stannis.Still don't get why he did this. What was the point?
>>221789351The Starks genuinely believe that joining the Night's Watch is honorable and Ned didn't feel like he should try to warn Jon away from making his own choices, especially when it would keep him safe were his true identity ever revealed
Baelor the Based
>>221789423he knew Robert would have the children killed and was trying to give her a chance to escape with them. it's a bad move but I thought outright refusing Renly's offer of swords was a dumber choice
>>221789421Why don't fans hate this character as much as Joffrey or Ramsay despite him also being a turbo rapist and an asshole?
>>221789426https://www.youtube.com/shorts/s__XQXBkLY0
>>221789429It’s because the Faith was behind him, 4d chess
>>221789452He's the FOOKIN LEGEND
>>221789452Because Burn Gorman is a kino machine
>>221789452>hatin' on a legend
>>221789447>but I thought outright refusing Renly's offer of swords was a dumber choiceyeah agreed, that was what sealed his fate. In the show Renly wasn't even portrayed as badly so that just makes ned look more retarded.
>>221789391>>221789410>>221789426Jon was 14. If he was 19 that would make sense but he was a boy.
>>221789452He was only raping Wildlings.
>>221789421He'd be a non Greyjoy version of Dalton Greyjoy
>>221789496You are a man at 14 in this world
Yeah, in hindsight, Jon was a whiny bitch. His only troubles in life were Catelyn and Theon.
>>221789496Congrats, you agree with everyone else that GRRM made the characters too young and it ultimately tanked the story because he abandoned the planned time skip
>>221789421>>221789452https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXNN7s6bVhk
>uncle ormund, are you sure the seven wants us to rape? i dont remember reading about it...
>>221789524Jon joining the Night’s Watch at 14 would have happened with or without the five year gap
>>221789536Memes aside, if this guy has been raised by Ormund for most of his life, would he not be just as fanatical?
>>221789500You do realize Wildlings are people too, right?
Did the Targaryens ever have a truly exceptional ruler? The only one I can think of is Jaehaerys II, perhaps Daeron I if you think the Dorne invasion was a way to gain legitimacy after the Dance
>>221789561His good Targ nature is fighting against the evil Hightower brainwashing
>>221789305Targaryens aren't rightful rulers of anything beyond their shitty island.
>>221789429>>221789470>makes the Faith acknowledge him as septon despite not abandoning his titles>tells the Faith that he will appoint the High Septon rather than the conclave>appoints complete illiterate randoms>Faith loves him anywayBased indeed.
>>221789573Aegon I
>>221789585*their shitty nuked peninsula
>>221789508Ignoring that he was excluded entirely because it would reflect poorly on Rhaenyra's character to side with the marauding Greyjoys, does Dalton actually do anything noteworthy in the Dance? Contribute in any meaningful way?
>>221789429>>221789470>>221789592also isn't falling for any incest shit like the other Targ retards no matter how slutty Daena acted
>>221789602He didn’t do enough to placate the Faith, and didn’t codify the succession / keep an eye on Visenya and Maegor
>>221789561hes just a good guy and probably deep down knows that ormund is a schizo but still loves him and respects him as his father figure
>>221789565This guy makes Wildlings Welcome placards.
>>221789627Baelor is Daemon Blackfyre’s actual father
>>221789614Ensures the Westerlands can't send all their armies for Aegon and rotflstomp the rivercucks.
>>221789422SEETHING roastie
>>221789573No. Targaryens failed in the number one thing as conquerors. If you want to end resentment towards you, you need to assimilate, end sister-fucking and just become Andal.
>>221789627>ensures his sisters make no political allies that would cause succession drama4d chess move, he couldn't foresee Viserys dropping dead so soon
>>221789422Ok, but then they shouldn't complain when I don't want to fuck them.
>>221789681>end sister-fuckingeven if you have a hot sister?
>>221789614Basically took over the westerlands and held them even after the war
The real question is did the Targ lineage have a single generation without atleast one bloodthirsty rapist twat in the family?
>>221789614>>221789659The one-two punch of the Fish feed and Dalton Greyjoy sacking Lannisport takes the Lannisters out of the war entirely, though the show seems to have just forgotten about the Greyjoys
>>221789614>Ignoring that he was excluded entirelyNot entirely they name dropped Dalton last season at one the Green councils saying he was undecided. And before the Battle of the Gullet when Corys is told that a fleet is incoming, he asks if it's the Greyjoys.
No more naval battles. You got the Gullet and you LIKED it.
>>221789681Their sisters were too horny.
>>221789725Daeron II’s children were fine. Rhaegal was retarded but a pleasant retard.
>>221789750>the only plot relevant action here
>>221789725Aeny’s kids, Jaehaerys’ kids, Daemon’s kids, Aegon III’s kids, Daeron II’s kids, Egg’s kids
>>221789747They both asked him to join their side. The greens offered to make him master of ships if he'd deal with Corlys. Rhaenyra just said "just go rape and pillage my enemies lmao" and the Ironnigger couldn't help himself.
I hope Ulf's drinking friends are the ones who put down Whoreneyra's Dragon.
>>221789824Clay and Mudge don’t have a bad bone in their body.
Why did Lancel become a militant? Was he mindbroken by Cersei's pussy?
>>221789824They're personally going to skin them alive
>>221789824I doubt a bunch of alcoholic mongoloids followed the shepherd, they are probably following trystane
>>221789839Couldn't bring himself to fucking a curvy Frey bitch
>>221789839Yes. Rape no matter the gender is extremely traumatic even though people like fem rape is just a joke.
>>221789839Yes but only for show Cersei. Book Cersei was the hottest woman alive. He enjoyed her.
>>221789853There was a long queue for the Gatehouse.
>>221789844No, the people will hear the legend of The Prince in the Tower, wrongly trapped by the evil witch-Queen, Maegor with tits.
>Jace is outraged that Rhaenyra spoke with Alicent behind everyone's backs>All of the blacks are equally pissed off>Jace dies>She continues to speak with Alicent
>>221789839I thought he had a crisis of conscience after he nearly died, but since Time Travel and Mind Control were introduced someone probably used magic to make him change his ways and he has zero agency.
>>221789839Being Cersei's living dildo does sound good on paper but between the logistics and her complete ignorance of the male refractory period it would break any man.
>>221789839Murdered Robert, almost died at the Blackwater, kinda hates his family
>>221789912A Strong could never be King pretty sure everyome subconsciously knew that which is why no one took him seriously.
Are there any Tyrion/Cersei lewds
What if your nuncle has lived too long?
Robbert seems like the type of guy who everyone thinks has a massive dick but In reality has very thick but short chode.
>>221789839Nah, he was basically just bored and decided to give it a try.
>>221789974That's fucking gross.
>>221789978Mayhaps I would break my fast with some dornish peppers
lyanna raped rhaegar
>>221789998Yep. Total tuna can.
>>221790015Coerced and led on by Ser Gerold HIGHTOWER
>>221789867I wish a hot woman like Cersei would rape meI want a hot woman to initiate sex with me so badwhenever someone gets sexually assaulted by a woman and she is hot I feel extreme envy, no I don't care what the alleged victim feels I already have my feelings :(
>>221790008Why do so many retards say "mayhaps" when the word is MAYHAP, there is no S, dumb nigger
>>221790056
>>221789773you just know>The bride was fifteen, the groom eighteen. Unlike their father and mother, Baelon and Alyssa did not wait to consummate their union; the bedding that followed their wedding feast was the source of much ribald humor in the days that followed, for the young bride’s sounds of pleasure could be heard all the way to Duskendale, men said. A shyer maid might have been abashed by that, but Alyssa Targaryen was as bawdy a wench as any barmaid in King’s Landing, as she herself was fond of boasting. “I mounted him and took him for a ride,” she declared the morning after the bedding, “and I mean to do the same tonight. I love to ride.”
>>221789839Moonboy was a perfectly sane decorated scholar before Cersei took him for a ride.
>>221790066read the books, moron
>>221790066>when the word isWords are wind.
Anyone got that pasta where you get isekai’d into Westeros
>>221790066
>>221790136>Spell the word incorrectly because other retards do tooI think you should jump off a bridge, I saw plenty of people doing it :-)
>>221790056ngl if my girlfriend raped someone I'd be a lot more horrified she cheated on me than the fact she raped someone. you're not supposed to want sex with someone else, whore
>>221789942They took him more seriously than Rhaenyra when he told them to lock her in the room kek
>>221790254I would be angry that she raped someone without me.
>>221789429Except Egg wanted to burn those fuckers with dragons
>>221790290>got assblasted so badly by nobles he tried resurrecting the dragonsSummerhall was inevitable
If I was a squire, I'd be basically throwing myself at Cersei. Lancel was just not right.
>>221789627Baelor was raped in the sweltering summer of 169AC
>>221790280>she rapes a girlYeah I agree.>she rapes a boyI'm not gay, also her being a cheating whore is unforgivable
>>221790354How can a woman rape a woman?
>>221790342>>221790056If Cersei tried to fuck me, I would do what I can do expose her to Bobby B, then implicate that her children aren't his. I would then recommend a marriage to Margaery but until then, Stannis is the heir.Heil Robert! Heil the Immortal Baratheon Dynasty! Heil our people! Heil Victory!
>>221790379Object insertion
>>221790380Baratheons have weak genes.
>>221790391wholesome
You have been reborn in the land of Westeros.What year? (not before 1AC or after 285AC) What family/kingdom?a) Commoner (loving family)b) Minor house (maybe loving)c) Major house (maybe loving)d) Bastard (loving adoptive family optional)e) Filthy peasant (could be anything)What special attributes? Take three:a) Political/social savvy (Littlefinger/Varys tier)b) Fighting/killing potential (Jaime/Barristan tier)c) Polymath level intellect (maester links are easy grabs)d) Luck (healthier, less likely to die, magic more likely to work, etc)e) Romance* (see below)f) Magic** (see below)g) Freak strength (Mountain/Maelys tier)h) Adventure (guaranteed involvement in the wider narrative / be careful…) i) Money (get rich early on / not as great if you aren’t already poor)* pick one (male or female)1. adventurous Riverlander you meet early in your youth / first taste of young love 2. sandy Dornish thief who tries to rob your ass / dangerous, but sex will happen3. red haired Wildling warg who got over the Wall somehow / incredible archer + friendly wolf pet4. gorgeous blonde noble of the Reach who takes a liking to you / risky if you are not a noble yourself 5. tall exotic seafarer of Lengii descent / will sail back east the Jade sea in time, but they’ll want you to come along 6. custom (within reason)** pick one 1. Prophecy (dreams, flame reading, etc), mostly accurate, but can backfire2. Alchemy (natural creations + unnatural one, ie: wildfire, sorcerous poisons, etc), including artifice 3. Skinchanging (pick an animal to bond with / you become likened to this animal)4. Valyrian steel sword (or other weapon), or, alternatively, a slab of unworked Valyrian steel with knowledge of how to work it5. Glass candle (see across continents and send dreams and visions to people / will take years to figure out how to light)6. Faceless man’s favor (at some point in your life you are given 3 “favors” / kill any 3 persons).
>>221790414Andal genetics are superior. Valyrian genes force them to be barbarians. Andals are the master race.
>>221790455>andals are the master raceAnd it’s not even close desu
>>221790496mayhaps you are right
>the andals are niggers from essoswtf this is not based
>Daeron canonically dies a virginsad
>>221790427WHYWOULDANYONEWANT TOLIVEINTHEWORLDOFGAMEOFTHRONESLOL
>>221790600He literally lived not long enough nuncle
>>221790652Better that then live in Middle Earth.
>>221790729Middle-earth has higher highs but lower lows.
>I'm here boy>Its me, I'm here>wake up Sunfyre, I know you're in there>Rise>Wake up please>please come back
>>221790884
>>221789116That's one change I would like. But not injecting more "pure valyrian" nigger blood to the Targs while giving a final fuck you to the Greens? No way, unfortunately.
>>221791099>>221791099>>221791099
>>221790729Being a Numenorean before they started going astray was literal earthly paradise anon, what the fuck?
>>221790427Minor house (Ex: Rowan, Connington, Marbrand)Fighting, money, luckAdventurous Riverlander Glass Candle Basically the coziest you can get, you'll never go hungry, have a cool sidekick you met, have some arcane thingy going on, and maybe in a tourney or another befriend some royal or larger noble into a marriage, like Jorah did, even then, your father will find some acceptabel daughter for you to marry
