>The.Odyssey.2026.1080p.CAM.x264-OnlyFlix>The.Odyssey.2026.1080p.CAM.x264-OnlyFlix>The.Odyssey.2026.1080p.CAM.x264-OnlyFlix>The.Odyssey.2026.1080p.CAM.x264-OnlyFlix>The.Odyssey.2026.1080p.CAM.x264-OnlyFlixLet's see how bad this shit is for ourselves!
>>221787897
Nolan is the most transgressive director of our time
>>221787908he is a tranny lover alright
>>221787897Okay, spoil me. Is there some modern day twist somewhere in there like it was rumored?
>>221787998thanks for the filter list
Oppenheimer screener leaked very early, hoping for the same
>>221787897Where's grandma :(
>>221787897Fucking embarassing. I hope a movie theater explodes killing everyone in it
>>221787897I never doubted Nolan.He his art has transcended the cinematic experience and transformed the way in which we experience film. For the entire 4 hour 27 minute extended showing, I was udderly transfixed and could not look away.It has become transparent that Nolan is the only Great cinematographer alive today.
>>221787897>The film is deliberately nonlinear, but the following tracks the order in which it reveals the story, while making the chronology clear.>It opens under the words “a time of apparent magic” with two competing versions of Odysseus’s legend. In Ithaca, the bard Demodocus performs the heroic account of the Trojan War for the men occupying Odysseus’s palace. The song presents Odysseus as the brilliant strategist who finally broke Troy. The film cuts beneath that heroic version to Sinon, a low-ranking Greek soldier and cousin of Odysseus, standing alone outside the Trojan walls. Sinon tells the Trojans that the Greeks have abandoned the siege and left behind the enormous wooden horse as a sacred gift. He appears sincere because Odysseus has deliberately kept him ignorant. The Trojans kill him.>The film’s second major thread finds an older Odysseus on Calypso’s island. He has been there for seven years and can remember almost nothing clearly. Calypso has fed him lotus, blending her role with the Lotus-Eaters episode from Homer. The lotus relieves his pain by dissolving memory. Calypso is both caretaker and captor: she genuinely loves him and wants to spare him the unbearable memories of Troy, but she also uses his amnesia to keep him as her companion. Odysseus is not wholly innocent in this arrangement.
>>221787903What an ugly movie
Dark, ugly, brown movie
>>221788118You are a good cat. Good cat.
>>221788610Just like it's cast
can someone tell me if Travis Scott actually starts rapping at some point?
>>221787897What a pile of shit
>>221787897OH SHIT HERE WE G-
>>221787903>>221787897Whats the point of the watermark? Do they enjoy giving people lower quality shit?
>>221788688He's the first person on screen lol
>>221787897absolute kinoma
>>221788118>udderly transfixedI also occasionally have this ailment
>>221787903its not on piratebay, is it on private torrents? on onlyflix site can you download or you can only stream it?
>>221788712If they had the balls to film it or have the hook up I don't see the harm in them putting their name on it. The quality is dogshit regardless, let them have their moment.
I think someone should do a “reimagining” of Christopher Nolan’s life. Get him a bunch of invasive transgender surgeries, remove his vocal cords, then drop him in central Africa.The powerful black woman whose beauty caused the largest armies in the world to go to war will surely be waiting there to save him, right?
>>221787903Quality is way too good for this piece of shit, waiting for 240p version with low bitrate
>>221787903Yep, that's the TV show worthy shots I've come to expect from Nolan.
why isn't this shit on iptorrents yet
>>221789013>iptorrentslol ok grandpa
>>221789013Have some self respect bro. Movies like this aren't worth watching as cams
Holy kek
>>221787998ROCK HARD already! >>221787897Betrayed by Jeets, what do now Chrissy?
>>221788819
>>221787903Are they really burning IMAX film for that slop?
>>221789052Google hasn't been useful for piracy in almost a decadeUse yandex or baidu
>>221789143disgusting
>>221788716They force awakened everyone again lol I'm done
>>221789176is this the power of quadtroople ram costs?
>>221789013>why isn't this shit on iptorrents yetbecause IPT is shit
anyone got dat... hash?
>>221788819uflix.to/movie/the-odyssey-2026
FMHY.net no need to thank me
>>221787897Even for free this slop is not worth my time
>>221790452how to download ? i dont wanna watch online
>>221787950The movie takes place after a nuclear warthe cyclops is a mutant created by radiationthe film takes place in North Americathe "gods" are actually old military satellites with AiOdysseus is trying to get back to Florida
>>221789034>Have some self respect bro. Movies like this aren't worth watchingFTFY'all
>>221787950it's very much implied that circe's magic began the tenet time shenanigans
>>221787897i wouldn't watch this shit even if the imax digital copy was leaked
>>221787903>bottom left shotlooks like some Batman Begins Ras Al Gul ass room what the fuck
>>221790986
I only watch Obsession
>>221787903Real Ancient Greece vs Nolans Ancient Greece
>>221790931this sounds like a great movie desu
>>221789024>>221790103Do not listen to the poor, lower class crying from outside of the club on the muddy streets below.
>>221787903Do I really want to waste 3 Gigabytes of space on HDD-chan for this abomination if only for a while
>>221789013>i pee torrentsFucking kek... fuck.
jesus christ lads im an hour in and its fucking awfuli expected a good film with DEI hires. it's absolute shit with DEI hires. the critics have been caught with their pants down with this one. it's dogshit. 4/10 so far
>>221791184Remember anonEvery write and read takes her closer to death
>>221791232dunno if i can finish it desu lads. it's reaaaaally boring
>>221791232>the critics have been caught with their pants down with this one.critics have been paid and its been quite obvious
>>221791246>n-no more trash movies anon-sama
I want to make webms but don't have a torrent and can't fucking figure out how to download it from the streaming link. If any kind anon could share a torrent hash that would be amazing.>>221791263The first scene is a nigger. I almost turned it off right then and there.
>>221791375What's the stream link I'll download this trash
>>221791406Download it and stream it for us all
I'm not ruin the experience by watching a cam release.
>>221791438Im downloading itI'll upload it to gofile in a sec
>>221791406>>221791474really? How? I've been trying for 20 minutes, the m3u8 file is all kinds of fucked
Yes, she makes this face the entire time.At least Pattinson is having fun in this hunk of shit
>>221791496>>221791375https://gofile.io/d/U8BxsOEnjoy the sloppa
post-credits Aeneid tease scene status?
>>221791588Thanks anon. Wish we could all watch together to laugh at this shit. The spanish subtitles will somehow work
probably the worst film ive watched this year and im not even memeing. what on earth was nolan thinking? i genuinely think he has lost his mind. tenet was bad but watchable. this is unwatchable.
>>221791575Oh my fucking jesuschrist I can't....Nope, not even pirating.
>>221791588basadohow did you dl it though? claude is gaslighting me
>>221791668torrent name into yandexhosted on rapidcuckhad a sub for 3rd party service to bypass their limitsno stream involved
>>221791575Frowndaya
>>221791777checkedThank you anon for using your jewbucks
>>221787903literally looks like DUNC lmao
>>221787903What an incredibly visually dull and uninspired movie
>>221791851it feels a lot like it. long boring shots of nothing with mysterious music playing in the background. you could probably trim an hour of this movie and not lose a single word of dialogue.
>>221791588>Dreads nigger front and centerI'm out
Ellen Page also has a lot of screen time. Basically portrayed as Odysseus' third top soldier.
>>221791907Had a hearty kek when i saw that nigga pop up
>>221791851[oriental music plays]
Lupita kills Agamemnon and she's baring her teeth like a chacma baboon
>>221791588such powerful strides by Mr Page before getting cut down by a teleporting javelin
>>221791461>I'm not ruin the experience by watching a cam release.There is nothing to ruin...
>>221791947As expected... Sub-saharan African adulteress kills the evil white european patriarchy. Look at the cool metaphors I come up with—aren't I smart?
>he doubted N O L A NOH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
DIE WHITEY
>>221792056>To take their revenge on Paris, Athena and Hera replaced the real Helen with a phantom.
Scylla looks terrible. Really no defining features whatsoever.
>>221792056>the face that launched a thousand shee->shes right behind me isnt sheSHEEEEEEITTT
this shit is so ass, I was going to go to the cinema to see this but it's not worth it
Sack of Troy is not even a tenth as brutal as they depicted it in Brad Pitt's Troy.
>>221787897link?
>>221787897still not watching your movie, chris.
>>221792056>DIE WHITEYHAHAHAHAHA. The slop they make us eat is becoming less and less subtle.
>>221788688i think the rap song is for the credits roll
Cyclops scene was so bad. The mini series was miles better on barely near the budget.Anyone who says Nolan hates or avoids CG is in for a shock.Scylla is atrocious visually.The fucking accents...utter shit
No idea why they had an R-rating for this aside for the profanity. All of the violence is fairly tame and you don't even see any tits.
>>221790591Same, i won't watch it, but i can't wait to see the extra meme content this garbage will provide, now that it has been released.
When Odysseus is in disguise at Ithaca, he goes by Ellen Page's character's name (Sinon) because he "honors the bravest young man I ever met."
>>221787903Someone tell this dumb nigger Nolan that the sets in movies are characters of their own. Fucking bland, retarded looking grey-sky sandbox shit. If this is the best (((Hollywoodn’t))) has to offer with hundreds of millions for a budget then it truly has reached a new low that I didn’t think was possible.
well hellooo beautiful!
Costumes have no rhyme or reason. You'd think they'd just have everyone in plain tunics but it's a complete mishmash of items from antiquity to the middle ages.
Bravo Nolan
>>221790707>uflix.to/movie/the-odyssey-2026retarded fag needs his hand held, fuck off jeet
>>221792534is that ellen pages cock?
BRAVO NOLANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>221792534
she cant act as a man
>>221792694
>>221792694>>221792736Ellen or Zendaya, which one has less range?
>literally opens with nig telling a story about the trannyCome on bro XD
>>221792779this entire movie is a humiliation ritual
>>221792694I never liked her acting even before she chopped her tits off
>>221792757Ellen and by a wide margin
>>221792779keep going, it just gets worse when you realize who Ellens character is
>>221792515That's just Nolan's hate for details. He's the opposite of Fincher or Kubrick. He hates minutiae, attention to detail, wardrobe, sets, lighting, colors etc. do everything in 1 take and move on.
indian rip?
>>221792757Pattinson. He's a horrific actor
>>221792779
>>221792515>costumes tell no story on their own>background tells no story of it’s own>uninteresting lighting>no creative use of shadows>dialogue likely weak as fuck from poor performing actorsThis is turbo anti-film dogshit. Wtf are these people thinking? Are they so high on their own farts that they forget the basic fundamentals of movie making?
>>221791588Holy shit bro this actually awful lmfao
>>221792515is this an 18th pirate from the carribean seas?
OH NO A ROW OF NARROW TREES
>>221793062Lmao I can't fucking believe how everyone is trying to claim this is a masterpiece
>>221792995>is this an 18th pirate from the carribean seas?Yeah, and don't foregt about Frodo Baggins.
BRAVO NOLAN CHUDS LOSE AGAIN
>>221793062>when he pulls the HDMI cable out
>>221793062Episodes of Hercules have better production values.
>>221793110
>>221793062I saw that when I was skipping through it and I thought I missed some context at first, Nolan is fucking done. Every fight scene in this is like those from Batman movies with extras having no idea what they are doing, seriously.
>>221793136>when the MDMA hits
>>221793062Looks like Epic Movie 2 ot some other parody film. Simply pathetic.
>ugly>manhater>traumatizedFuck this shitty Madeline Miller version of Circe, that woman ruined modern takes on Circe.
were all those threads crying about it worth it
>>221793086the critics that gave this a 9/10 are going to have to answer a lot of uncomfortable questions over the next few days
>>221793391Yes, because now we know it is a piece of shit. This is Hollywood puffing up a crap film so they have shit to give awards come Oscar time
>>221788688>>221788716>He's the first person on screen lolNo fucking way lmao>>221793062Please make a webm of the very beginning, I have to see it opening with the rapper, I simply can't believe it without seeing it.
>>221791588/tv/ stream when?
>>221791232Does it actually have cool magic sword fighting like some low fantasy lord of the rings discount?
>>221791588This shit really fucking sucks
>when u smell your first indian
>>221793062What in the actual fuck was nolan thinking?
>>221793620You ever heard the saying can't see the forest for the trees? He probably giggled to himself saying "I have an idea, I'm so clever"
>>221793489the famous black greek rapper
>>221793553Nolan has outdone himself. His movies have always been utter shit, but this looks like a fucking parody. The rampant decline and degeneration of this era are staggering.
>>221788118add more spacing pls
>>221793489I only saw the beginning but yeah it is a nigger banging a stick on a table going "a man, a war, a trick" etc. It's super obnoxious. And I swear his accent is a typical nigger hood one. "uh trik to break da wallz of Troy!"That's when I hit pause and knew I'm gonna need a strong coffee for this one.
This movie genuinely looks so fucking bad that it should be enough to sink the entire industry. Even beyond the cultural erasure and horrific casting, the production design and costumes are cheap, bland and lifeless. The editing and action choreography are also an abomination as is the case in all Nolan movies. The fact that this turd has 99% on RT or whatever should be enough to discredit "critics" forever. People will reevaluate Nolan's entire career based on how big of a disaster this is.
>>221793553Nolan laughing at the people who bought tickets
>>221793722HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Any nudity?
>>221793746that shit looks cheaper than halloween costumes you can buy at the local party shop
>>221793688Oh my god he really had the audacity to put the black rapper and the tranny as the first and second scenes in the fucking movie.
never watching a nolan film again. this is embarrassing and anyone rating this movie above a 6 should be thrown into the shadow realm.
>>221793812lmao no
>>221793887Not watching then
>>221787897>there's already a torrenterrr... wtf I thought the shitty handcam version always came first
>>221793908>CAMretard
Retarded masses will still push it to a billie
nolan is so kino he actually shows a visual representation of what happens when watching a movie with raceswaps and elliot page
>>221787950where did yo hear that from that's not rally Nolan's style?
LMAO IT'S FUCKING SHIT
>>221794051props from my local supermarket look more realistic than that
>>221793062OH NO TWIGS??? WHAT COULD WE GRIZZLED WAR VETERANS POSSIBLY DO ABOUT THIS?
>>221791947Agamemmnon, or Menelaus? Menelaus is her husband. Agamemmnon gets killed by his own slut of a wife and her boytoy.
>>221793062>>221793151look at the guys doing the stabbing and how half-hearted it is, its TDKR all over again
AGAMMEMNON'S WIFE IS ALSO BLACK!?
this camrip will kill the movie
>>221794197Doubt it. Just like GTA, this will be a financial and critical success with the general audience cattle.
>>221791588I'm gonna watch it only cuz I have nothing else going on. I'm not gonna like it, but I'm highly attracted to Robert Pattinson so at least there's that. I'll let you know what I thought tonight, bois don't let the thread die
>>221794145Lupita plays both Helen and Clytemnestra (they are sisters ).
>>221793062Why does this remind me of that awful child princess lei chase scene lmao
>cam i sleep
>>221787897Seeing it on IMAX 70MM cuz I'm a true kinographer
>>221794414>Seeing it on IMAX 70MM cuz I'm a true kinographerA true kinographer would avoid this garbage.
>>221793062Why didn't Bane just plant trees in the streets of Gotham to stop the cops from charging at him?
Ellen runs like a girl and she's a girl.
I love the Homeric epics but Ive never really cared for a Nolan movie so Im not sure if Ill watch it or not
the cyclops looks like the only interesting scene in this film
watching as we speak. it literally opens with Travis Scoot.it's fully multiracial. it has beautiful beach shots. that it does well. matt damon and ann hathaway have zero chemistry.the movie doesn't really have character, it reminds me of ridley scotts Exodus
>>221793489Not just a rapper but his big baboon lips silhouetted against some firelight. What a disgrace
https://fileq(dot)net/m60hynhae4fq.html
>>221791588B A S E D
4 minutes in this is TRASH LMAO
>>221794311How can Helen be the singularly most beautiful woman in the world and the face that launched a thousand ships if she has an identical twin sister kek
>>221794051why this this scene get praised so much by critics? it's ass
I hope all the actors in this film retire and never star in a movie again
>>221794741in the myth they were only half sisters (so, not identical)yeah nolan's take is dumb.
>>221794764That or Nolan dying because of a freak accident
>>221791169the staff and mods on that site are absolute faggots
Not watching this slop, not even for free. Time and consciousness (the attention you invest absorbing the poison within this movie) is what they are truly taking from you. Have some self-respect.
>>221794992What are you doing instead?
>please fuck someone else L M A O
>>221791668>zoomers try to use AI to pirate moviesLMAO
>>221794733it only gets worse
>>221794490KWAB
>>221794992Correct. I've downloaded the rip for posterity, but don't intend to watch it.Everything you put into your mind produces a result, anons: remember that the next time you're looking at something disgusting out of morbid curiosity.
>>221787903looks like a porn parody
>>221793722that's a big expression
>>221794490I never liked Ellen's acting and she's just bad at acting in general, combine that with Nolan who hates doing more than 1 take and you'll get this.
>>221794490Can you make a webm of her getting shot, please? It's a masterclass in shitty editing
>>221787897>>The.Odyssey.2026.1080p.CAM.x264-OnlyFlix>>The.Odyssey.2026.1080p.CAM.x264-OnlyFlix>>The.Odyssey.2026.1080p.CAM.x264-OnlyFlix>>The.Odyssey.2026.1080p.CAM.x264-OnlyFlix>>The.Odyssey.2026.1080p.CAM.x264-OnlyFlixhow do i use this link???
LE ODYSSEUS CREW IS EVIL SEA PEOPLE LE TWISTgay
>>221794490>removes Lotus-eaters >adds a new character played by Ellen Page that never appeared anywhere in mythologyFuck you, Chris
>>221791575was someone eating a plateful of pancakes in every scene for her to make such an expression on her face?
Did we really need to tell Tom Holland's story? It wastes so much of the run time and including it just makes all the matt damon scenes feel so rushed.
>>221792056Straight up bodycam footage.
>>221795519Odysseus meets a lot of magical things, Gods and shit. Nolan hates CGI and Poseidon is water and Zeus is a cloud. Putting the focus on Telemachus makes it easier for Nolan.
>>221792056>That fivehead I mean ninehead, goddamn, she's bald as fuck.
>>221793553Always the over explaining dialogue. Moderate yourself, man.
>>221792694>Everyone has some kind of facial hair going on >except for Ellen Jarring to say the least
>>221795576nolan also apparently hates costume design, editing, musical score, casting, good screenplays
>>221793553wtf is that shitty aluminium looking helmet? This is terrible. The big give away is all the "reviews" saying how great it is in Imax "you have to see in Imax". Hmm, I think any decent film will look great if you even watched it on a standard resolution 14" CRT via VHS. This looks and feel like some shitty straight to TV movie.
>>221795675Acting. He just hates movies
>>221795380https://fileq.net/m60hynhae4fq.html
what's the deal with casting ellen at all?we all know it's not because she's a great actressare her and nolan just good friends after working together before?is she owed roles because she did the tranny ritual?political statement?controversy advertising and publicity for the movie?it's so weird to act like you're doing serious things and then do this
>making ulysses a retard man fuck this movie
>>221794051i get the sense the "experts" saying this is a masterpiece are the same who would swoon over a banana being taped to a wall and someone paying millions to then eat it and then the banana is replaced the next day
Hmmmm
>>221795380ask grok
Not seeing anything in set, location, or cinematography that would warrant seeing it in IMAX desu
>>221794051This is the heaven's gate of its generation
>>221795749every single Nolan protagonist is a retard
>>221795730People say it's because of the Oscars but I remember reading that the main plot and story needs to be about minorities if you want an Oscar. Not just the cast. And this movie is about a white guy, his white wife and white son. So it's already disqualified and can't get any Oscars
>>221795894He kind of remade memento with this movie
>>221795519Yeah, homecoming is the emotional core of the poem, if you don't show what Odysseus is so nostalgic for that he'd give up immortality as a goddesses' sex slave to see it again then it becomes hollow. Clicking through the camrip i'd say this emotional core is what the film does best but unfortunately Holland is a terrible actor
I dont remember odysseus being such a cunt in the other tellings of this. He is losing scores of men and hes still like "nah we are chill tie me to this pole ill listen to their whore song"
>>221787897I like Nolan but this looks awful, looks like a huge drop off from Oppenheimer
>>221795730honestly, it's probably because nolan already casted her and didn't realize she transitioned, then couldn't back out lol
>>221795984He was tied to the pole before getting into siren territory in other telling while the guys had beeswax in their ears. Also they didn’t attack, the idea was that they just sang and lured dudes into the water to drown.
>>221795984The editing for his scenes are really shit and the film shouldnt start with it.It would have been better to just have flaashbacks to him and his son rather than seeing spiderman's adventure to LeMeAskUSom' Rick guy's house.
>>221795380newfag
>>221795730Best supporting actor. They can give it to a tranny, have her go up on stage and say the award is for all the trans people out there. Screenshot this post, you know they're going to do it. Because the agenda comes first
>>221793062Surely the camrip is edited weird.>shot of trapped soldiers with giants closing in>quick cut to Odysseus running>cut back to close up of trapped soldiers scared>cut wide shot to trapped soldiers now being stabbedWouldn't it make more sense to have the stabbing start in the close-up then cut to the wide shot to see the full effect. They way it is now feels disjointed and ngl couldn't tell at first if it was the same group.
>>221795984the only emotion i am feeling from this movie is boredom
>>221796047Perhaps but in this case we must concede Nolan is actually following the poem, the first third is all Telemachus, Odysseus doesn't enter the narrative for a good while
>>221796032Yeah i remember the tied to the pole part but his attitude is so jovial after losing like 90% of his crew in the last 2 stops (both lasting about 4 minutes each) and he just doesn't give a fuck
>>221795984Nolan is borderline autistic, the only emotional film he's made is Interstellar and that is heavily carried by McConaughey's acting despite the directing and writing. The Odyssey is extremely cold, logical, and soulless.
>>221795749>ulysses
>>221796101you just dont get it, the movie is a editing masterclass
>>221792671i still think theyre from space. five dorra
>>221796286>editing so bad even the characters can't see GIANTS coming
Genuinely looks like shit
>>221796286This is honestly one of the worst big budget movies in recent memory.I can't believe it's this bad
Not one see creature in the whole izzat
>>221796435most recent marvel/disney films are equally bad imo. its like quality control doesnt exist anymore
>>221796243>that is heavily carried by McConaughey's acting despite the directing and writingHathaway and Damon achieve the same here I feel. And then it cuts to Zendaya trying to play a goddess and you get fucking whiplash
I don't think even I can defend Nolan after this bros...
>>221793688>ayo nigger, this a song about some ships and a war with the shawty's and that whiteboy Odysseus!God, these shitty adaptations would've turned me into a hard-core racist at this point were it not for my black co-workers actually being chill.
>>221791588Absolute fucking legend, thanks anonAnd for those who asked, yes it's fucking awful, I'm 10 minute in and can't believe this shit is true.
astroturfed
>>221796286>that one dude who runs into the back of a giant's elbow.
>>221791588Thanks anon
>>221796286this looks awful
>>221793688I wish I could understand french because I can't hear shit. Typical Nolan flick
Where's that "I will not watch the Odyssey" meditating Chudjak meme? I'm surprised it's not in the past 3 Odyssey threads, I'm sick of waiting
>>221792515There's so much to pick if you want. That bow hunting scene was ridiculous, from the way he strings the bow, the fact he tries to hunt a fucking boar from that distance with an arrow. Shit, that's not how those things work, so much money and they can't do one thing right.
>chuds are actually creating fake AI 'clips' from the Odyssey to pretend its badthis is getting really sad
this movie looks so bad im not even gonna pirate it
>>221796748No need. Movie's leaked. No need for anyone to pay for it now.
>>221796286all the armour looks like plastic
Robert Pattenson is the only good part of the movie. I was engaged with all of his scenes. The rest feel so amateur
>>221791134i feel like this sorta outfit is prob just ceremonial purposes but who knows they might have gone with flamboyant coloring for identification purposes in battle much like the napoleonic wars
>>221792694Oh yes she can!
>>221796748It's a leak, and I guess everyone is skimming this shit. Movie is bad, and boring, every scene/dialogue just drags.
>>221791588I was skimming through this shit and I just saw Matt Damon looking at a trinket and getting a flashback to being in bed with his wife. Literally the exact same scene as Inception. Nolan truly has absolutely not one ounce of creativity.
>>221796286WHERE DID THEY MONEY GO, LEBOWSKIWHERE DID THE FUCKING MONEY GO!
Someone make a webm of matt damon fighting all the suitors. The action is so fucking bad hes just flailing his bow at people
Long time Nolanfag here. It's officially over.
Goddamn, the troon shills instantly vaporized once the stills and webms started coming out
>>221796773Not to mention;>we hunting>string bow>boar immediately presents itself to be killedNice “hunting”
Honestly, the lack of sense of wonder is jarring. So much money and there is nothing epic, it's just the same 20 guys on screen and some CGI boats. Also some dumb shit like guys rowing the boats wearing armor and helmet, wtf Nolan.
>>221796979Agreed. Somehow The Green Knight felt more epic in journey and that movie was dissapointing as fuck
How is this worse than 20 year old BSG CGI?
Can we make a list of all the critics who were unabashedly praising this to high heavens even though it's obviously below average at best? Those people can not be allowed to speak about film ever again
TOP KEKAnd just like that Nolan redeems!
so what's the verdict? is it slop?
>>221796619>it's awful>I'm 10 minutes inGod you people are retarded
>>221797218LOOK AT THE WEBMS PEOPLE ARE POSTING IT'S COMPLETE ASS SHITTING AWFUL
>>221793716I never doubted Nolan.He his art has transcended the cinematic experience and transformed the way in which we experience film.For the entire 4 hour 27 minute extended showing, I was udderly transfixed and could not look away.It has become transparent that Nolan is the only Great cinematographer alive today
>>221797218I avoided all the rage threads up until now and went in wanting to like it and it is a giant pile of shit. The first 15-20 minutes is full of shots that last for less than a couple seconds it doesnt give you any room to breathe.Matt damon is sleeping through his role just saying his lines.It wastes so much time with tom holland that goes nowhereRobert pattenson is kino and the only redeeming quality
>>221797270>reading the threadno thanks, I was hoping for a qrd from some chud on here
Penelope and Telemachus should fuck
>>221787897No thanks. Really not interested in watching this even for free.
>>221797250Because they are some damn awful 10 minutes. 1 hour now and man, what a bad movie, I don't know if I will finish. Nolan has some good and some weak movies but this one stinks.
>>221793086Lol.
>>221797250>it gets good after 2 hoursYou don't need to see much to see how terrible it is. I had a perplexed face almost the entire time i was watching it. I don't understand almost any decision made
>>2217912633 hours, thats fucking disgusting
>>221797218From what I've watched/read>editing looks like straight out a Xena episode>John Carpenter pulled off better special effects back in 80s>dialogue looks like something ylu'd expect from Hercules: The Legendary Journeys>movie that depicts one of the most important mythologies of Greek history features anglos, blacks, asian, indians but no actual meds or greeks>wardrobe is anything but B.C. Ranges from medieval, to current bodyarmors to 3D printed futuristic retro-Roman>feels like a parody, perhaps Nolan is trying to remake Monty Python to modern audiences and only the critics are seeing that sublime satirical trope while modern audiences clap at any dogshit bone Nolan throws at itProbably more shit I'm not remembering at the moment but I watched for 20 minutes and had to turn it off. Would not rate this garbage any higher than 4/10
>>221797429>100% is lower than 99%I see?
>>221797282>The first 15-20 minutes is full of shots that last for less than a couple secondsis this true, anons?why does the editing seem so bad just from the webms?editing is like classic prestige filmmaking craft and costs nothing
>>221797429Anything on Rotten Tomatoes post 2015 should be disregarded.
>>221797392Doing the right thing, I'm almost finishing and damn this is really bad. The critics that are calling this a 10/10 have no shame.
>>221797752>The (((critics)))
>>221797250This movie is actual ass
OH NO NO NO NO NOhttps://x.com/Tr00peRR/status/2077547584793510125
>>221797752>The critics that are calling this a 10/10 have no shame.But their wallets are fat
Is Nolan chopped?
>>221797273>udderlyKEK
>>221797871After this he's cooked. In the old days a clunker like this would get you disappeared in a Nevada desert. He's lucky Hwood is more civilized these days. He's lost all his cred with this shit. Sold out and he and us would all be better if he just hung it up now. Take the payday and run.
I will not watch camslop
>>221797752They'll show even less shame when they talk about it in a couple months and say it wasn't actually that good and concede every point made by the genuine critics.
>>221794490ACKT!
There is going to be another jon bernthal yelling NO memfucking kek
>>221796286are the trees moving?
>>221797429Third Man is the only one that belongs in Top 5.>But Citizen KaineJust like Christopher Nol-yawn, only praised by those wanting to appear as a film "intellectual" to signal to other "intellectuals" that they are as "intelligent" as them in an "intellectual" circlejerk.
Meh. Some scenes are good individually (especially in the first half) but this movie is seriously brought down by its acting. Nolan has no idea how to cast his films or how to direct actors. The woman playing Circe here is hamming it up like the witch from Troll 2. And Anne Hathaway is fucking horrible one again.
>>221787897>>221787903hahaha, no way you /tv/ fellas watch a cam of this quality. You can't just wait 6 weeks?
>>221797871maybe even beyond chopped, i dont know if anyone is going to give him a big production after this, he might just retire
>>221797530I thought accurate foreign representation was required for movies, like Moana.
>>221798036I bet there'll be some fun webms and that's all you need. It's not even good meme material, just "you won't believe this shit is real".
>>221797218i'll watch on saturday when i have time to do so
>>221798094he literally casts the same people every time. it might be autism or just anti-social.
>>221798187Emphasize on the foreign part
>>221798094>Some scenes are good individually (especially in the first halfWhich ones? I thought the first half was disjointed as fuck.Pattenson was really good but thats about it
>>221797871Definitely going to director jail after this. Dunkirk was a moderate success. Tenet was an actual failure. Oppenheimer only did so well because of a once-in-a-generation marketing scheme that will never be replicated. When this loses actual money, it'll be basically over a decade since he made a commercially viable movie under normal circumstances and nearly 20 years since he made a film people actually liked. Everything else has just been pop culture memeing on him since The Dark Knight.They gave him $250 million (probably more) and this is what he does with it? Not to mention the massive marketing budget, another $100 million, almost certainly more. If he works again it won't be with anything even close to that in the future. He'll be lucky if his next movie's budget is even as much as $75 million, and the way he likes to make movies that just doesn't sound possible/>>221798249That's basically every director. If you have people you work well with, and like, you're gonna keep wanting to work with them. If you don't (or you're so difficult nobody wants to work with you again) then you'll end up working with different people every time.
>>221797552>prestigeNow thats a good Nolan movie. He should have made this like the Prestige
>>221798187Hollywood has zero respect for the greeks, it probably has something to do with sumerian gods they worship
>>221797530Pretty accurate, not even joking. It's a damn mess, some scenes are surreal like the Spartans and the Hydra, I've seen much better tv movies. The 90's miniseries mogs hard.
I never had enough interest to even watch a trailer, but seeing these webms and screens, it really looks like the costumes and armor is utter shit. Where did the $250 million go?
>>221798249>he literally casts the same people every time>>221798303>That's basically every directorIt works perfectly fine for tarantino, who is even more consistent with casting the same people. Nolan is just doing it with shittier actors. Matt damon is like a dollar store brad pitt.
>>221787897>CAMkys
>>221799662Your movie's a disaster and it'll flop.
>>221787903a: 5v: 8thanks YIFI
>>221797282And there's niggers everywhere. Like is Homer supposed to be fucking Homer?
>>221799942>yourWe have a special kind of moron here tonight
