think “as good as it gets”… but awful.

>>221788889
Judy Greer a cute!

>>221788889
This movie is retarded, I love it.

>>221789356
they are the complete opposite you fucking retard stop posting

What women want?

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>>221788889
Surely you mean *adversary* old boy?

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>Oh God
>It's him
>Okay, don't make a big deal of it
>Just act like you don't notice him right away
"Oh hey, Anon, I'll be with you in just a second!"
>OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU SAY THAT, LANE?
>He's going to know that you memorized his name and address from checking his ID for those R-rated movies
>Or worse, he's going to think you care about these old people more than him
>DANG IT, HE'S GOING INTO ROBERT'S LINE FOR THE CONCESSION STAND
>HURRY UP OH MY GOSH
"Thanks, enjoy the show!"
"Uh- Anon, hey, I have your usual extra-medium bucket of crab legs ready to go!"
>Did that sound too bossy?
>I bet I just sounded too bossy
>I bet Anon hates bossy girls
"That'll be $75.50 plus tax and tip!"
>What is he-
>Oh yeah... oh... oh yes...
>His finger just slightly grazed my hand when he gave me his debit card
>Oh wow that felt amazing, I have butterflies in my stomach
>I wonder if he did it on purpose
"Here's that back for you!"
>Why is he looking at me like that
>Oh no he knows
>Wait
>Lane let go of his card
>LET GO LANE
"Haha sorry about that, I uh... I was cleaning up some really sticky candy and- uh, well I must have, um..."
>Ask him a question or something, talk to him, for gosh sakes!
"Anyway, so Anon... see any good movies lately?"
>FRICK THAT WAS THE DUMBEST QUESTION YOU COULD ASK HIM
>"Haha no, I know you're here to see a movie right now I was just thinking maybe we could-"
>YOURE LOSING HIM
"Oh yeah, no, of course you want to find a good seat, you'd better get going, heh-heh"
"See ya later, buddy!"
>Did I just punch him in the arm?
>What the heck was that!?
>He's going to think you're just FRIENDS
>Quick, say something to him before he walks away so he knows you don't just like him as a friend
"...I... I love you, Anon."
>AHHHHHHH
>IMSOSTUPID
>STUPID LANE, STUPID STUPID
"Oh, uh- I said enjoy the film!"
>Wow that was close
>I would be so embarrassed if Anon knew how I felt

>if you want mind reading powers electrocute yourself in a bath tub

Was this movie okay to make with that message?

>>221791712
just like muh reversed sexual morality stories