>It had good reviews, that means it's good chud>nevermind the fact that like 80 of the top 100 highest scoring movies by critics scores have come out in the last 10 years for some reason>never mind that we keep seeing time and time and time again that 5/5 10/10 movies, tv shows and vidya are somehow terrible and get sub 40 audience scores "because of the heckin' chuds review bombing">never mind that the critics will even admit after the fact shit like concord or cowboy bebop sucked dick after shilling them for months and saying any negative review is just angry chudsOdyssey might be good, idk, I'm not going to see it. but critical reviews have literally zero value
>>221789739>Odyssey might be good, idk, I'm not going to see itI mean you just proved all their points?
>>221789739for me, i'll see it (pirated), and if its good i'll tell you here
Tom Hollands books on Rome suck so much fucking dick its unreal.
I have chud cope thread fatigue.
>>221789871LEFTSHITTERS CANNOT MEME
>>221789739I'll wait for the only critic I trust to weigh in before spending money.
>>221789739>woke conspiracy to overthrow Western civilizationNo. It's a conspiracy to save face and for Nolan to swipe an Oscar.
>>221789739since when is tom holland THIS much or a cuck?
>>221789896He already reviewedit. It's trash.
Am not gonna see it either,why can't the shills get it through their skull and keep coming here to argue and insult everyone for not seeing it?Can some ex shill confirm if you get paid per (you)??
>>221789759I'm not saying it's a conspiracy to overthrow white people. I'm saying critics are all paid shills that exist for marketing purposes >>221789871tell me more about how much you love open borders and trannies
>>221790082>I'm saying critics are all paid shills that exist for marketing purposeswhy do plenty of movies still get bad reviews then? do studios just forget to pay their reviewshills sometimes?
>>221789739>celeb subhumans openly acknowledging chud talking pointsit's literally beyond over for wokeness
>>221789739>I'm not going to see it. but critical reviews have literally zero valuewrong critical reviews have value, critical aggregators don't have value
>>221789976Link?
>>221789739>woke conspiracy to overthrow western civilization>conspiracy
Or I'm just not personally interested and aren't going to watch it even it's considered a modern day masterpiece?
I don't think Nolan has made any good movies since The Prestige, so I remain consistent in my opinion that this, like all of his recent films, will be self-important fart-sniffing trash that midwits mistake for being high cinema.Except this time it has Travis Scott in it, so it should be obvious to everyone.
>>221790240"Modern day masterpiece" is probably the most brutal takedown of something that exists right now.
>>221789739That Tom Holland is on the record defending the British police's indifference to Pakistani rape gangs because in his worldview fueling racists is worse than preventing rapists.
>>221790273Married men don't have valid political takes. They're inevitably filtering whatever they say through the lens of "what will make my home life less miserable?"
>>221790121>do studios just forget to pay their reviewshills sometimes?they have smaller marketing budgets.how many films, tv shows and vidya in the last 10-15 years have been complete dog shit but gotten good reviews? hell they confirmed they did that in vidya with ign or gamespot or someone giving good reviews for kane and lynch while showing kane and lynch ads and one of the former reviewers for the site quitting and admitting EA paid for reviews
>>221790234conspiracy doesn't mean it isn't true, conspiracy means multiple people are involved
>>221790295>Married men don't have valid political takes. They're inevitably filtering whatever they say through the lens of "what will make my home life less miserable?"A good point marriage forces men to comply with the group consensus (of idiot women) because they're under duress.
>>221790295I don't personally know of any women who'd sign off on defending gang rapists grooming kids. The sped's comments on this subject are still live a decade later: https://x.com/holland_tom/status/563401300717871104
>>221789739Tom holland posted this?Why? Sounds kinda desperate for approval. Hes a millionaire why he bothers with petty shit?
>>221790451got mogged too hard by haaland
>>221790297plenty of big name, expensive movies in the last few years have gotten bad reviews. why on earth would they not pay off the reviewers? this is very silly cope.
I'm just not gonna watch it. Sorry! Haha. I'm just not!
>>221790451This is actually a "historian" with the same name as the actor. Still pathetic yeah
>>221790523the marketing budgets were too small. all critics/reviewers are paid shills
>>221790415>I don't personally know of any women who'd sign off on defending gang rapists grooming kidsThen you don't know any progressive women. They will overlook any crime if the group is "oppressed."
>>221789739>boycottPeople not interested in your movie is not a boycott. There's literally no call to get people to not see it. Everyone who complains online says it looks like ass and they themselves won't see it.
>>221790706imagine having your entire view of the world shaped by fucking 4chan
>>221790740I'm from the PNW and I work in tech, every woman I went to college with was like that, every woman in my office is like that. I don't need 4chan to tell me anything faggot.
>>221790780ok bro
>>221789739>conspiracyThe critical class is dominated by a handful of New York-based writers that converge on one view after screenings and at festivals etc etc. All mainstream media is of one mind on politics, and the critics embedded in the mainstream media are no different.
>>221789739>colossal piece of...There's a word that usually completes this phrase and "cinema" is not it.
>>221790797hell, for vidya, all of the "critics" were in the same fucking mailing list
>>221790734>People not interested in your movie is not a boycottpost after post of shitting on it despite not having seen it isn't being uninterested. and the whole thing feels like a psyop as Nolen has been a right winger in the past...his Batman would be a flock camera supporter for sure
>>221791116except lucious says no one man should have that power and the sonar detection system is destroyed in the end
>>221789739>80 of the top 100 highest scoring movies by critics scores have come out in the last 10 years>the last 10 years of "cinema" are objectively worse than the previous 20interesting
>>221790866Bateman's haste to 'return some video tapes' makes so much more sense now
>>221789739Film critic intellectuals. Have any actual people watched it? Why the fuck are there advance for "critic" reviews but not real reviews?
>>221789739wow, paid reviews and promotion agree with the paid actor. crazy. i guess i should accept the tranny, nogs, retarded leguzamo faggot and other affronts to western culture.
>>221791356>why would the break the embargo for paid shills and only paid shillswho knows?
>>221791356the camera leak is out
>>221789739Avengers Endgame: 95% RT Avengers Infinity War: 85% RTSpider-Man: No Way Home: 93% RTSpider-Man Homecoming: 92% RTSinners: 97% RTObsession: 94% RTUhh yes, bong, I think I'll continue dismissing the positive reviews as evidence that society's standards have never been lower.
>>221790706Overlooking/ignoring is pretty different from what that fag did.
>>221791626the first 2 acts of Sinners was good. wish they could remake it so the whole thing was good.
>>221791626>>221791708>movie about black people staring that one homothat's a no from me, dog
>>221791708Despite my racism, I actually think that was the best out of the films I mentioned. Definitely not great, but not terrible either.
I don't trust 5/5 reviews, I don't trust 0/5 reviews. It's obnoxious hyperbole.
>>221791356>Film critic intellectuals are a bunch of gaywadsWoops, forgot the important part
>>221789739I'm not going to watch subversive films with trannies and black women in themSorry, I just won't.
>>221789739shut the the fuck up tom you were literally forced to get fucked by a nigger in the ass on camera lmao
>>221789759>proved all their points?"Nooo please buy a ticket! Please please give us your money"No!
>>221789739I cant believe how the chuds are losing their minds, just because Nolan cast a black woman in the movie.
>>221789739>spiderman became a wokescoldTOM NO
>>221789739Is Tom Hollands profile pic a geisha? Damn, that dude really is leaving hints he's gay. How much longer till he Troons out?
>>221789739Cool still not going to watch it.
>>221789871go back faggot
>>221792232Different Tom Holland. This is the author, not the actor.
>>221789739can some one confirm if it had the horrible audio balancing of every movie he's made since TDKR?
>>221789739nobody cares faggot go watch citizen vigilante and pretend its good
>>221789739they say this about all the shit films that come out.anyway I am transphobic and racist and I will not watch this film as a matter of principle
>>221789739I do not care about the odyssey.
>when "non woke" movies gets good reviews>'HAHA WOKE IS DEAD SUCK IT TRANNIES!!!'>when "woke movie" gets good reviews with critics>'uhmmm yeah the critics were bought off, who cares about reviews anyways'Its all so tiresome
>Journalists are separate from wokeismIs Tom fucking retarded?
>>221789739Cool, still won't watch it.
Possibly one of the worst character adaptations in cinema history. Up there with Peter Jackson portraying Sauron as a literal eye on top of a tower lmao.
>>221789739>long rambling butthurt tweet trying to own elon and the chudsjesus tom stop taking the bait
>>221789739the movie can be good and the helen and troon castings are retarded at the same time. why is this so hard for people, both chuds and leftys? if someone has a mansion thats sick as fuck but one room is filled with funko pops and gay shit it doesnt void the rest of the house
>>221792672Cool still not going to watch it.
>>221792672>if someone has a mansion thats sick as fuck but one room is filled with funko pops and gay shit it doesnt void the rest of the housei think it does. any and all respect i had for that person would evaporate up like an ice cube in a desert if i saw they had a room full of funko pops.
>>221789871Lfmao baste
>>221789739He is 100% initiated into the occult. Hes telling you this in the x post.
>>221789739Boycott are on principle not reviews.
>>221789739Dont like Tom Holland but glad you whiny baby faggots are getting BTFO
>>221789739I think this is the first time I've seen Tom Holland get so political, is this really the movie you want to throw your apoliticality away on
>>221793009Again, it's a different Tom Holland, an author.
>>221792975>and championing white menkek
jannies are cleaning it up guys
TRUST THE CRITICSTHEY HAVE MEDIA LITERACY, SOMETHING LOWLY GOYIM LIKE YOU LACK
i look forward to this movie with no political motivations either way. wont pay, but ill torrent and enjoy. happy?
>>221793048Ah I see, I did think the profile picture was odd
>>221789862>stars in a film as Nathan Drake and thinks he is an authority on lost civilizations like Rome.For fucks sake, how deluded is Tom Holland??? You're a fucking actor mate, an impressionist, you're no better than Alistair McGowan Rory Bremner, or Jon Culshaw from Dead Ringers.GET BACK IN YOUR LANEJust fuck Zendafina, finish filming Spiderman, and leave the writing about Rome to real historians like Neil Oliver.
>>221793242>Ah I see, I did think the profile picture was oddyou admitted a mistake without immediately going on the offensive...we should be best friends
>>221793304Another Tom Holland, brainlet.
>>221793365>Another Tom Holland, brainlet.easy mistake to make..t. holland post getting posted in /tv, but it was an accurate point either way. reviewing movies you haven't seen yet for political reasons..hate these soft people nowaday
>>221793365Actually I think you'll find Equity laws mean that you can't have two showbiz types with the same name.Its why David Walliams had to change his name from David Williams.So there CANNOT be 2 Tom Hollens.
>>221789739True Detective Season 4 getting the most awards, highest review, and the director invited back is when I threw in the towel.Im an old man in a world that doesnt make any sence.
>>221790082>tell me more about how much you love open borders and tranniesthis is what i mean
>>221789739>It had good reviews, that means it's good chudIt doesn't mean shit, retard, reviews can be bought, just look at IGN reviews and Disney's Star Wars ratings on Rotten Tomatoes
>>221789739Tom Holland: "Notice me Sempi"
Biggest chud temper tantrum we've ever seen. It's actually insane how much they're crying.
Much like when deranged lefties posted videos of themselves drinking vegetable oil to spite chuds who said seed oils are bad for you, they will defend this slop regardless of the actual quality of the movie. Just to spite the chuds
>>221789759why the fuck would anyone pay to see this garbage, are you a fag? do you like getting fucked up the ass?
>>221789871>copeanon, the movie is actual dogshit lol, the camrip is out, there is no hiding
>>221789739this homo needs to die in a car crash or extra loaded real bullets by mistake accident like other complete fucking insufferable cunts in hollywood have in the past.
>>221793820convince me to go spend money to go see the movie for me and my wifei watched the first 5 minutes of the camrip, laughed at how bad it was, and decided to turn it off, so there's your starting linemy wife and i are black, so don't use the race card, there, now convince me
>>221789739I don't like Nolans films they are mostly style over substance. The prestige was kino I'll give him that
>>221789896Literally /our nig/
>>221789739>Tom Holland as Peter ParkerYou and the rest of the cast were fucking awful in this dogshit movie
>>221798307But enough about your wife's boyfriend
