Where were you at the moment that millions of polchuds' voices cried out in fear before going silent?Your irrelevant opinions will never change the fact that Nolan and his filmography are going down in history as one of the great cinematic accomplishments. It doesn't matter if you hate Interstellar, Oppenheimer, and The Odyssey. It has already been fated that they will last and be enjoyed/studied for decades and centuries to come. You can do nothing about it. Nolan has been immortalized. It has never been more over for the polchud and the film pseud. History will bury your thoughts while elevating the object of your derision.
I was in sitting at my kino station and unironically typedB R A V O N O L A NRAVONOLAN
>>221789846not interested. sorry
>>221789907doesn't matter. there were people who weren't interested in Kurosawa in the 50s either. his legacy will build and doesn't need you along for the ride
>>221789929people have already forgotten about interstellar and oppen tho
>>2217898462001, Lawrence of Arabia, LOTR/Soviet bloc war films = I'm gud
>>221789944riiiighthttps://www.imdb.com/chart/top/
>>221789963Kubrick, Lean and Jackson all cite Nolan as among their favorite directors
>>221789968interstellar is already 17th kek
Why do directors do boring period movies later in their career
>>221789997staying power baby. /tv/ pseuds are absolutely powerless before Nolan's impenetrable aura
>>221789846>Nolan and his filmography are going down in history as one of the great cinematic accomplishments
>>221790012it's like 10 years old
My guess is that since his movies are all boring and overrated and his fans are all annoying brainwashed retards that a massive backlash against his work is coming if anything
>>221790030everyone's got blips>>221790034exactly. and already top 20 (2001 is outside the top 100)
>>221789846sir, this is a wendy's, can you please take your seething rage at "polchuds" elsewhere
>>221790042>t-two more w-weekso i am laffin
>>221790055Nary a hint of seethe in my OP. A simple observation!
>>221790079>naryI can smell your glasses, beard, and receding hairline through the internet, redditor
>>221790049>and already top 20wym already? it's been falling since it released
>>221790092Clean-shaven, solid hairline, and farsighted/nearsighted mix means no glasses, 4chuddie.
>>221790095dumb non tryna argue the lobster is too buttery lmaoooooo
>>221789846are you happy now /teevee/?tommy is mad now.the movie is kino. is good. is amazing!you have a shitte taste
>>221789846>millions of people WONT see your moviewow, what a great audience entertainerconsider taking a long walk off a short pier
>>221789846>Chuddies being forced to watch The Odyssey get all this hype and praise
>>221790123>implying they won't all hatewatch the yify rip on their 2008 toshiba laptopskek... KEK
>>221790101Yeah right man-tits
>>221790079of course YOU wouldn't see the inherent and undeniable seethe all over the postbut seething it is
>>221790109idgi
>>221790130>it's great solely because people I hate hate itcan you imagine being THIS pathetic
>>221790145'tis but a victory strut.>>221790143Nolan's milkshake brings all the chuds to the yard!
>>221790049>everyone's got blips
>>221790156>"victory"whose victory?certainly not anything remotely to do with you
>>221790166Ah, but it does! For I am on the right side of history. You are a barefooted, mangy peasant in East Berlin.
>when someone you've never met and will never know "wins" and you hate everyone that dislikes him so much you "victory strut" for him on the internetjesus
>>221790161unpretentious kino. magnifique
All this noise, yet all I want to do is hommm....
>>221790179>You are a barefooted, mangy peasant in East Berlin.lol, what? source?
>>221790180I won because I got to see another all-time-great movie. Victory is mine.
I knew Nolan was special when I watched The Dark Knight at a midnight screening, halfway during the movie I said to myself"This guy is the next Speilberg, probably even better"
>>221790196he should do an alien invasion movie. we're ripe for a war of the worlds remake innit?
>>221790179You’re an autistic cringelord
>>221790195so, you saw it already?
>>221790049>everyone's got blipsNolan is a blip.
>>221790221>not being autistic and cringe in the big two6https://fortune.com/2026/03/24/palantir-ceo-alex-karp-two-people-successful-in-ai-era-vocational-skills-neurodivergence-gen-z-career-advice/sucks, haha!
>>221790239karp isnt autistic
>>221790230Indeed. It came to me in a dream.But seriously, I'm coordinating with a bunch of people to go see it at the Lincoln Square 70mm IMAX. Saw Interstellar there. Finna be kino prime.
>>221790251Falls under the neurodivergent umbrella all the same, mon cherie!
>>221790239Lol it's a poltard who came to spam about his really important desert tribe wars.
>>221790239>I'm intentionally being autistic and cringeyes, it's "intentional", sure
>>221790264
>>221790266we are the inevitable evolutionyou can clean our toilets in exchange for 1 film viewing a week on an 8" tablet
>>221790152>it's bad soley because people i hate love itcan you imagine being THIS pathetic
>>221790262he is dyslexic
>>221790111This is your hero?
>>221790298Based neurodivergent kin!
>>221789846but muh downvotes on youtube and chud youtubers told me it would fail!
>>221790307going gay is a rite of passage for leading men. marlon brando, paul mescal, the list goes on!
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>>221789846Is there no place for the new script? I had Odyssey in school, Im good thanks
>>221789846Nolan reminds me of Spielberg when he first started but with zero charm
>>221790308yes very cool, palantir marketing anon
>>221790307different tommystill funny
>>221790317He’s gay irl that’s the only way to explain why he’s with Zendeya which he probably blowjobbing Nolan into casting as cleopatra. Dog of a woman, no range.
>>221790332Nolan reminds me of Snyder but with more luck.
>>221789846Mmm, porkchuds
Odyssey is confirmed kino. Chuds lost big time (again). How could this happen (again)? Because they don't live in actual reality; it's all retarded attempts at manifesting their wishes through self-hypnosis into what can be described as subconsciously presumed solipsistic reality. Fuck chuds. Hail Nolan, kino king.
>>221790152>can you imagine being THIS patheticwelcome to left leaning discourse
>>221790320i don't remember this venom vs spiderman scene
>>221789987i actually quite like nolan i just gotta vote with my wallet here. a little woke i can handle. just not gonna support this much DEI, combined with some of the bizarre costume design etc.
>>221790341join us, brother. we have Nolan, Eggers and Villeneuve viewing parties twice a month
>>221790355>Dog of a womanHard to understate this, Zendaya is more than enough reason to not watch this. She unironically ruined entire Dune 2 for me, and it doesn't matter if she is in this movie for five minutes, I already know I will not get over her dumbshit LA valley girl accent and wooden expression.
>>221790355He’s bisexual in odyssey. Kisses Pattinson
>>221789846Always bet on Nolan.
>>221790407Eggers mogs both Nolan and Villenueve, because he actually makes movies he wants, unlike those two SAG-AFRA bootlickers.
If I'm being totally honest, I really like Nolan. The only movies of his that I thought were not great are>TDKR>Dunkirkand even with Dunkirk, I think he accomplished his vision. I just don't think it was very impactful.I heard Tenet is bad, but haven't seen it.Everything else he's done has landed for me.
>>221790447>I heard Tenet is badIt's good.
>>221790419I can't, I am not Indian.
>>221790446based Egghead. Werwulf gonna be unadulterated kinobut here's the real question: do you rate The Northman?
Why is it good though? No buzzwords.
>>221790450For real? I was gonna give it a shot eventually. I just thought it might be a mess. I heard Denzel's son is pretty good, though.
>>221790472read here or just watch the movie and decide for yourself bhttps://www.metacritic.com/movie/the-odyssey-2026/
>>221790463Probably worst of his movies, his other movies were much more interesting, this one was almost too linear/ straightforward. Maybe that was the intention, to accurately portray miserable lifestyles up north.
>>221790478Denzel's son is the biggest weakness of an otherwise great film; Branagh, Pattinson, and Debicki mog him without trying. Seriously, watch it (with subtitles).
>>221789846Powerful
even shamalayn had his downfallnolan's took longer thanks to batman
>>221790478>I heard Denzel's son is pretty good, though.He is the worst part of the movie, easily. Movie would jump up two points with good lead, to bounce properly with excellent Pattinson. Nolan didn't even bother giving him a name in the movie.
>>221790509interesting. my ratings are probablyLighthouse > Nosferatu > Northman > VVitchbut they are all 8/10s for me. I loved the mythological and epic elements of Northman. the only place where it dragged IMO was when he was Fjolnir's slave. also, I thought the Night Blade's kills prior to the duel at the Gates of Hel were sort of cheapened. we should've seen the blade absolutely wreaking havoc instead of it just being implied
>>221790514>>221790537Thank you, anons. I'll watch it with subs and try to be charitable to Denzel Jr.
>>221790527Shaymalan just hit a bump because he made 5/10 adaptation of 5/10 anime.Otherwise he is chugging along as always, in time and under budget.
>>221790552>they are all 8/10s for me8+*/10s
>>221789846Have any anons actually seen it yet or is this just two sides of /tv/ chirping at one another?
>>221790526Always bet on Dolan.
>>221790478>I just thought it might be a mess.It is. Its not a bad movie, but its obnoxiously patting itself on the back for how clever it is with the whole time moving forward and backward, but then they also have a scene where they look at the audience and say "Don't ask questions!" A lot of the action scenes are also just messy as fuck, like the stupid car driving in reverse scene (just because you reverse the flow of time doesn't mean you reverse the gears on a car, and reverse doesn't go 90 miles an hour without exploding everything under the hood). And then the big action set piece at the end where you have and army going forwards and backwards in time fighting another army that is also going backwards and forwards in time, and its just this big stupid confusing mess of a scene. Though it does have one cool bit that makes you scratch your head (when a pile of rubble gets hit by a reverse RPG onto to get blown up with a regular RPG a second later, which makes you wonder what the initial state of the building was since the only point it WAS a building and not rubble is the 20 seconds after it gets unblown-up by the reverse rocket but before it gets re-blown-up).
>>221790142I don't hate watchthe extent I will entertain hate-engaging is /tv/ threads because I can do that while poopingI poop often due to my spastic colon
>>221790625What happened to this guy, anyway? He was /tv/'s darling auteur director like 10 years ago. Didn't he make a movie about fucking his own mom or something?
>>221790615I've seen movies
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>>221790447I have similar feelings about TDKR and DunkirkTenet is a very impressive movie, but the characters' motivations and goals are harder to make out than the time inverting, which is already confusing.Interstellar should have ended when Cooper fell into the black hole, without all that pulling strings from behind the bookshelf bullshit.Nolan should also give up the chopped dialogues trope, other than that I'm a fan.
>>221790447Dunkirk is his only good movie. Dark Knight was fine.
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>>221790634>>221790683Appreciate the breakdown, anons. It's good to go in without overly high expectations. Hopefully its good qualities still result in a relatively satisfying watch. Plus, Pattinson has pretty much nailed every role I've seen him in since Good Time.
>>221790526If you don't wanna be a "queer filmmaker" try not making entire films about being queer.
>>221790653Nolan's brother wasted him
>>221790407i like Villeneuve. nolan is a bit sloppy desu
>>221790779We don’t talk about Matt!
>>221790253don't have a bussygasm while there yeah
>>221790978>bussy on his mind
>>221790526Then maybe just call your films "art" and not "queer art"? Seems like an easy fix. Have some spine and tell the people calling your work "queer" to get bent.
>>221790722I like Pattinson too, but he doesn't really get a lot to do in the movie. Plot wise he's super important, but nolan is just not an actor's director so its mostly just him standing around being an enigmatic henchman. Kenneth Branagh was the highlight for me since he's just chewing the scenery and playing a bond villain. Which begs the question: why the fuck wont someone let Nolan just make an honest to god Bond movie already? It would probably be pretty good and fun, and would make a lot of money.
>>221791202He's probably been asked but I'm not sure he has it in him to make Bond "sexy." Nolan is a lot of things, but his movies don't generally have that feeling of entertaining slickness. They're cold and precisely driven.
>>221789846He a baddieHe know he a ten
>>221789846his last good film was interstellar
>>221791574Nah, insterstellar was a sloppy mess that is almost 3 hours long about the vastness of time and space, but never takes a second to decompress anything. Its just falling over itself to get to the next stupid contrived set piece that he thought up when he was high and watching space videos on youtube. Not to mention that the entire framing device that introduces the movie (and is then forgotten about) lets you know that everything works out in the end because its a faux documentary at some point in the future, and then it introduces the blight which is ill defined but creates a ticking clock for the story that doesn't matter because again the beginning of the movie already established its all OK. Then there's the subplot that there was a conspiracy to make people think space is fake and gay while making the protagonist an astronaut who we know has gone into space, and its all for reasons, but secretly it was to consolidate resources for some off-world hail mary colonization project through a wormhole they just discovered inside the solar system, but My Coccaine who is in charge of everything was lying about his space-math all along for no other reason than a girl going back to her bedroom and seeing a message her dad left her that he knew would solve the space-math which let everyone get off the planet earth and save humanity, but if you already had these space bubbles built and ready to launch once someone figured out the space-math that was wrong in the first place, why not just make those habitats on earth where you could just have all your agriculture done in bubbles as you convert global industry into making more. And then Ogre shits is also sitting on a million test tube babies that I guess she was supposed to birth and raise herself on some desolate planet because once everyone got into space no one was interested in going back through the wormhole?
>the first suitor Odysseus kills in the massacre is the black guy with an arrow to the throatheh it's the little things he manages to slip inand some of you fuckers doubted B R A V O N O L A N
>>221792366>Troon Page gets filled with arrows not even a minute into the movie, has only one other scene as a talking corpse in the underworld>Black Helen and Athena have tiny roles also, barely any sceneslmao Nolan you chud
>>221792707unloved chud
>>221792366>>221792577There's funny shit in there relating to the House of Pelops and their lion emblem/Agamemnon, the lion's cub. Saw an actually high-IQ chud schizzing out about it. Pure gold.
>>221790180Its kids stunted by covid school gap. they are beyond retarded
is this week going to be all ragebait threads? every board is like /v/ now, new releases everybody hates and they spend the days following making threads ragebaiting and shilling something everybody dislikes.
>>221793765>Pelops>In Greek mythology, Pelops is a legendary hero, King of Pisa, and the foundational figure from whom the Peloponnese region derives its name (meaning "Island of Pelops"). Historically, the name is believed to derive from the Ancient Greek words pelios (dark) and ops (face/eye), translating roughly to "dark face" or "dark eyes".
>>221793784Yes. It's more enjoyable to shit on movies now than actually watch them. It will stop when the entire industry is burned to the ground or they decide to start making quality films again.
>>221793784>this weekThis is going to go on for years. This reminds me of when The Dark Knight Rises first released.
