I’m fucking dyinghttps://x.com/jonslongs/status/2077503110642070014
looks fine
>>221793073
>>221793073oh nononono
>LOUD NOLAN NOISES! LOUD. LOUD. BOOM DUN BUN.
cute girl, does she do OF?
>>221793073im so intimidated bros
>>221793184>ellen takes a step>the loud booms from the dark knight rises play>ellen starts jogging>the louder booms from inception play>ellen starts running>the entire blackhole scene soundtrack from interstellar begins>the entire theater goes deaf
>>221793096(You) are FUMING
>>221793147Was this really suitable attire to wear to a movie premiere?
>>221793073Most overrated filmmaker of all time
/tv/ won
add me in the screencap
>>221793073I'm not clicking that
/tv/ ALWAYS WINS BABY
>>221793073>troon page killed off within the first minute of runtime>black helen and athena hardly in the movie>first suitor Odysseus kills is the black guy with an arrow to the throatunironically B R A V O N O L A N
Nolan 100% thought he was making satire, there's no wayhttps://x.com/QTRBlackGarrett/status/2077524506680185131
>>221793147
>>221793473>nigger in ancient Greece competing for a marriage with other Greeks
>>221793422whoa who is this grizzled hunk of a soldier?
>>221793550Looks like the average Greek to me
>>221793613saar we wuz hellenes ok rape you later
OH FUCK THE TREES
>>221793473All lies btw. Ellen Page gets spared.
>>221793632lol this is slapstick
>>221793632>mfw Sinon has a pussy
>>221793147she reminds me of that disabled turkish guy
>>221793667>>221793672
>LMAO YOU CAME TO WATCH THIS TURD!
>>221793073People are way too invested in this nonsense. I understand those not wanting to see it, and even the ones who do, but anything else seems a bit unnecessary. Maybe I'm just culture war fatigued. Is that a thing?
>>221793704Is this AI? Does she really look like this?
>>221793632Bollywood type cinema.
>>221793147Who would WILLINGLY want to live as a short man?
>>221793704Are the space marines supposed to be Laestrygonians?
he's a big guy for you it would be painful
>>221793735you don't understand, some people want it to flop, and the people who hate the people that need it to flop therefore REALLY want it to succeed, so they can rub its success in their facesreally whatever the movie is, and whether it's "good" or not, is totally irrelevant
>>221793846lel
>>221793632Nobody gonna mention the guy on the right running through the fucking tree?
>>221793632There are robots in this movie?
>>221793888Wow it's just like Mulan
>>221793846its the dunkirk extra all over again
>>221793632Its the Hobbit all over again, except at least the Hobbit had an excuse as it was an adaptation of a children's book.
>>221793704Did Nolan make this for a bet lmfao this is dogshit
Watching this is a humiliation ritual
>>221793073does this mean the left is losing the culture war? has trump weighed in yet? this is very important.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov0MKuyJfg&ra=m
>>221793735>c'mon guise, let's just ignore the constant vandalism of western culture and society by leftist scum in (((Hollywood)))
>>221793632This legitimately bad filmmaking. What the fuck. Is the cut at 7 seconds actually in the movie or did you splice clips together?They've already come to a halt before hitting the trees them slam into them in the next cut?I can't stop watching this.
>>221793980Wait until you see this
>>221793966stop shilling your shit youtube channel and buy an ad, fag
>look fine
>>221793147Even fuckin Woody Allen was manlier
> People are way too invested in this nonsense. I understand those not wanting to see it, and even the ones who do, but anything else seems a bit unnecessary. Maybe I'm just culture war fatigued. Is that a thing?
the armors are the worstand of course the 2026-approved diverse cast, so fatigued.
>>221793632>>221793980>>221794000>Professional "critics" aren't able to detect this nonsensical atrocious editingJust nuke the entire industry at this point.
>>221793073The face that launched a thousand sides
>>221793735Where can I apply to be a shill?
>>221793632New Asterix and Obelix looking kino
>>221794149the imperative to conform is at an all time high right now, no one wants to be the odd man out and get ostracized
>>221793942lel
>>221793663Sinon literally gets speared through the chest and pinned to the Trojan horse. The next time Sinon shows up again is as a talking corpse in the underworld.
>>221793073Is this what our ancestors meant by "running like a girl"?
>>221794158good one
>>221793073Ellen was so fucking cute, I'm never going to forgive the jews for brainwashing her.
>>221794000>>221793632Who was the editor for this? What the hell?
I'm starting to think Nolan is just fucking with the academy's standards for winning oscars, and made something that ticked every DEI box while being atrociously bad and wrong
>>221793147Reminder the Bodyguard is an average 1,82 m guy.
>>221793632>The guy phasing through the treeBravo nolan
>>221793422Is this the thread?
>>221793632>>221794270holy shit you're right, the guy with the cloak goes right through the tree
>>221793888every single armor looks like cardboard crafts
>>221793073He's a hero.
https://x.com/JonsLongs/status/2077526272205299867>Helen of Troy faces camera>Horror stinger plays
>>221793910? pls post never seen it
Nolan channeling his comedy hero La Sandler?
>>221793632I TOLD YOU /tv/ ISNT READY FOR THIS MOVIE NOLANSLOP IS GONNA WRECK THIS BOARD FOR YEARSTHE FLICK THAT LAUNCHED A THOUSAND MEMES UPON MEMES, YOU DIDNT LISTEN AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY
>>221793888>Un present...por ZendayaUgly muttoid can kys *win the war* imagine
>>221793632Nolanslop never disappoints with direction and editing
tv is eating good in the near future
>>221793632A loving tribute to monty python.
>>221793888the memes were real
>>221793073h-he smol
>>221793147It's like he's babysitting a toddler lol
>>221793844But that's exactly what I'm tired of. I'm tired of people anchoring their identity to a movie's potential success or failure, especially for movies that aren't really all that controversial or offensive. Everyone knows Helen wasn't a coal black African and that midget transvestites didn't even exist, let alone fight as warriors. But, aside from maybe a joke about it with your buddies or maybe a meme at most, I can't imagine making any more of a big deal out of it. And before I'm accused of being a shill, both "sides" are equally guilty. Woketards invented this nonsense with their cultural appropriation and other associated bs which the Chuds appear to have adopted and embraced.
>>221794000
this looks awful please someone post the modern day segments
>>221793888REGARDE-MOI, C'EST MOI LE GREC MAINTENANT
>his voiceI'm fucking DEADhttps://x.com/JonsLongs/status/2077543851766452540
>>221794320lmao holy shit
>>221794270I was wondering if I was the only one that noticed that. He must have typed IDNOCLIP into the command console.
>>221794430in all fairness half to 2/3rds of the posters on this board never watch anything at all, they just come here to pretend like they're "trolls"
>>221793073Did they really use AI to make her voice more manly?
>>221793817She was extremely short even by woman standards, idk what she was thinking
>>221794430How are people still unironically doing the meme in 2026? Do you have zero self awareness?
>>221793888She still looks like a woman
>>221793147it's joever
>>221793073Looks fine, chuds are delusional
>>221793073i'm predicting best supporting actor, gq man of the year, and people magazine's sexiest man alive for our guy here.
>>221794554why are you using a youtube kids' meme for toddlers?
>>221794536She is tiny, like 4'11Her entire frame and skeleton is that of a very short woman
>>221793073dude what's wrong with this? it looks like a friggin badass breton spellblade from skyrim
Nolanslop? This shit Nolanslaps kek!
>>221793632let me guess, the loud music makes this scene less shit?
>>221794536HE still looks like a woman you piece of shit, HE!
How can anyone even muster the energy to watch hollyslop anymore? I dipped out ten years ago because of the tumblr level writing. This looks like a parody of deislop.
>>221793073>Odysseus is deceptive and dishonorable>Feminist lecture by Circe>Trees moving like a Monte Python skit>Cyclops gently nudges a man to death>Stiff wooden acting by everyone>Awful modern diologue>Bland sets and costumes>Not one likeable or memorable characterNolan is a fucking hack
>>221794602>This looks like a parody of deislop.that's what I'm thinking too >>221794259
>>221793632I refuse to believe an army that massacred Troy wouldn't be able to handle a handful of lumbering tall targets
So Nolan either sabotaged this shit out of spit or he completely lost it.
>>221794320why does she have a scar?
>>221794610His entire career is held up by Heath Ledger and Hans Zimmer
>>221793861I had to do a double-take. Thought it was just poor video quality, but nope. This film has to be intentionally bad. There's no way.
>>221793632lol, fucking t1000 shit
>>221794610what if a man could win another oscar for something that was terrible, but nobody in the academy could criticize, AND was criticized by the "right" meaning the "far left" in the academy would automatically defend it like it was a masterpiece?
>>221793632>>221794000I honestly don't care about the culture war shit surrounding this but at this point I'm just going to assume anyone who likes this movie is a fucking retard.
>>221794573Even her facial features are still very feminine. She really just looks like a dyke...she can't truly believe she exudes any masculinity, right?
Taking bets. When do you think Elliot Page will commit suicide?
>>221794779Within the next decade. 2033 is my bet.
>>221794000lol didn’t realize leggy z was in it
>>221793422she's chugging test between takes but nolan liked the shot so much he kept it
>>221793147thats a big boy
>>221794779I don't think she will, I think at some point she'll detransition and become a TERF and campaign against what happened to her.
>>221793632>damnit if only we had some way to remove those thin sticks from out path!
>>221794630Both.
>>221793861lulit was practical effect
>>221793073>media removed alreadyAnyone have a webm?
>>221794434why the fuck does the boar suddenly have a fucking giraffe neck for the dog to bite?
>>221794536a petite, middle aged woman
There's a camrip already?
>>221794747Imagine dating someone who ended up a male tranny like this. Must feel humiliating
>>221794000what the fuck are those cuts lmao, it looks like an episode of Xena
>>221794979Where do you think we are?
>Nolan: "Why, yes, in fact there were troons in the army back then"This movie is an absolute turd, and all these people who are praising are just doing so out of politics and not because this movie is any good. This is shit. We are being fed shit, and we are being told by the batshit crazy far-left loons that this shit is actually chateaubriand.FUCKOUTTAHEREWITHTHISBULLSHIT
>>221794000I swear I'm not just hating because I'm a chud. This looks like shit.
>>221793632Is this AI?
>>221793888Weet ik
>>221795014>and all these people who are praising are just doing so out of politics and not because this movie is any goodSo childish and fucking retarded. Cannot believe this is angle you people are running with. It's getting good reviews because critics and audiences adore Nolan and always have. The reception would be the same if a tranny wasn't in the movie. Even dogshit like The Dark Knight Rises got acclaim.
>>221793888a 17 year old who look 46
This is a genuinely terrible and boring film, all the praise it's getting is 100% astoturfed
>>221795035Cuts every 5 seconds it might as well be.
>>221793073to the movie's credit they say the character is much younger than the rest of the soldiers>>221794320wanna know how i got these scars?
>>221793888wtf are these costumes
>>221793632What the fuck
>>221795065De l’eau svp
>>221795035Nope. This is just what you get when your VFX house has 6-8 months to do a thousand effects shots on IMAX.
>>221793888
I'm putting together a team
nolan is so kino he actually shows a visual representation of what happens when you watch his movie
>>221795162This is like when a movie in the 80s has a "gang".
>>221793147>>221793073>>221793632>>221794000BRAVO NOLAN
>>221795162Is that ancient greece or new york
>>221795243Is that Circe? Christ she's ugly
>>221795162>Indian>Asian>White>AfricanCan vividly picture the on-site diversity director ticking off their boxes and smiling like a goblin>>221795243Holy fuck that looks bad. Could he not hire someone that knows how to actually do masks and physical props instead of buying the first latex shit off the shelf at Spirit Halloween
>>221793667>you mean I could've just stayed home and fucked Odysseus' wife?
>>221795014It is a good thing actually, it's so bad it will make even more normies give up on hollyslop
>>221794000fucking WHAT?
>>221793147Not gay but the bodyguard is hot as fuck. Damn.
>Still got an hour left on this shit
>>221793888Nolan -- "NOOOOO!!! We can't kill a troon! We have the same god!"Nolan is an absolute fucking sell-out to the lunatic far-left. Troons are hell-spawn demons that mutilate the precious gift of God's creation.
>>221794576MUH VIDYA GAEMS
>>221795243wtf is this?
Isn't this meant to be a 300 million dollar movie? Why does it look like an episode of Kevin Sorbo's Hercules?
Sirs viewing these videos is illegal please be buying a ticket!
>>221794000That editing reminds me of the Goosebumps tv series from the 90s.
>>221794000Is this for real? This level of shitty editing is in this movie? No professional movie critic who praises this movie should never expect to be taken seriously ever again.
honestly looks so fucking bad
>>221795397Nolan finally went so far up his own ass he disappeared into it, leaving just the ass. This shit is a dumpster fire lol.
>>221793888Where does that spear even come from? That would instantly kill her anyway
>>221795243is it supposed to be a rubber head in the film or did they literally not even fucking try?
>>221795243Honestly, I'm not sure what anyone was expecting. Once you heard that Nolan was making this movie, this is exactly how I'd imagine he would film Circe turning the men into pigs.
>>221795162ahhh yes it’s as if I have been transported back to ancient greece
>>221794302>looks like
>>221795243Is this movie a spoof? Are we all being played for fools? How can slop like this get any praise?
>>221794000Oh I get it its kino because its a story within a story, bravo nolan
>>221795243I've Literally seen better body horror made over 30 years ago
>>221795471Very aestethic nose on the lass to the right actually
>>221795484It's magic dude. Don't be stupid. Nolan is a genius and can do no wrong.
>>221795509whats wrong with this? isnt armor supposed to weigh you down?
>>221793147looks like a jewish teenage gangster from the 1920s
>>221793147this is a feitsh punished ftm thinglike that bitch that wrote the goldfinchdonna tartt
>>221793073there are """people""" on this board that genuinely believe this movie will make 1 billion dollarsand it's not even the most insane thing they believe in
>>221795524Possession was 45 years ago.The Thing was 44 years ago.Videodrome was 43 years ago.
>>221795560>isnt armor supposed to weigh you down?no? this isn't fucking medieval full plate steel armour
>>221793632>THIS WAS MADE WITH IMAX (tm) CAMERAS BTW>SMUG NOLAN FACE
>>221795243The fucking Disney Hercules animated series had a better Circe.
>>221793632Is this supposed to be a wacky comedy?? LMAO
>>221794879Not a chance, her tits and womb are gone. She went full retard, the only thing she can do is embrace it and medicate herself enough to keep the suicidal thoughts away.
Are you not entertained?
almost as funny is the fact there are r*dditors on /tv/ still unironically defending this
>>221794434Benji has a cameo?
>>221793073>>221793147tiny little granny thinks she's Orlando Bloom, lmao
>>221795718they're scrambling right now. they were smugly posting the paid reviews because nothing was out yet to gainsay them but they can't defend these clips and stills without getting laughed at
>>221793888nolan is finished, also trips checked
>>221795834It's just so funny that they actually spend their time defending obvious shit, over and over again. Imagine living life like that, trolling can be fun but they're not even trolling, they actually believe in the retarded thins they spout.
>>221794270what the fuck. sich a blatant overdsight
>>221795718just react with the camrip webms lmao, this movie is a complete dumpster fire
You're just not in on the joke, inner circle members know Cristopher initially wanted Idris Elba to appear as Zeus and go full /tv/ casting with Paul Dano as one of the gods
>>221794270NOLAN JUST HATES CGI OKAY???
>>221793632worse than AI slop
>>221793632>>221794270All that time and money spent on cameras, sets and practical effects and it's all fucked up by some indian adding a single digital tree
>>221793632There is no way this is from a real film.
>>221793888Looks like an ugly prepubescent boy, if he had the wrinkles of a 40 year old. Very strange looking.
>>221795916>"run helen run the paddy's gonna get you"classic dano
>>221793147Look at this lil duud
>>221794779she's too much of a narcisist to khs
>>221794000So the boar.... rams the arror thats sticking out of its head into his ankle? Am I seeing this right? Also is Nolan trying to make some kind of Achilles parallel here or something? If he wanted Damon to get hurt during the hunt just have the boar gore him a bit with its tusks. Those damn things are no joke.
>>221794430>I'm tired of people anchoring their identity to a movie's potential success or failurewho's anchoring what faggot. making fun of slop is the pinnacle of this board. you probably are one of the retards that likes dkr unironically
>>221793888checkedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSGO--JdAUA
>>221793147https://youtube.com/watch?v=8M7pL6ucR9A&pp=ygUMTWFubGV0IHRoZW1l
>>221793147You could probably kill her with a basic one two, no training needed.
>>221795076I've never seen such an old boy!
>>221793632Is this AI generated? What the fuck?
>>221794000TDKR tier
>>221793632This shit makes no goddamned sense.
>>221794602I watched 90 minutes today of a bookbinding guy making a copy of Dracula from scratch. Hey Nolan shove your blockbuster uppa you ass.
>>221795076
>>221794430How about Hollywood just fucking drops the progressive culture war bs. That's what i'm sick and tired of. Not people memeing and laughing about absolute slop like The Odyssey
>>221796175I wanna see a photo of him when he was actually 17 for comparison.
I don't think Nolan will get any financing to make another movie after this. This is the funniest shit I've seen in years.
its amazing that its worse than i expected. i wonder if it'll reflect in the box office, zoomers being terminally online will be aware of all ridicule the movie is getting. i predict a 80% dropoff after opening weekend. something lile obsession or backrooms having a major impact just via word of mouth/internet can have a negative effect as well.
>>221794000>>221793888>>221793632Imagine having to defend this because your corporate masters gaslit you into thinking it's on your side politically
>>221793704I honestly can't tell if this is ai or not
>>221793147Damn Warwick Davis looks like THAT?
>>221794982>Skarsgård is an atheist, and a feminist.I’m sure he enjoys this humiliation
>>221793073what am i supposed to be mad about here
>>221793704>>221793632This is so disjointed and bizarre it has to be an AI generated falseflag
>>221796272yeah he did that gay movie last year
Why is the armor so fucking retarded looking? You have to go out of your way to make shit look this fake and plastic
>>221796209No one in Brazil had cameras that long ago
>>221793329>(You) are FUMING
>>221794270Saar, the needful had to be done by a certain date.
>>221793550CANADA MENTIONED
>>221793888Now, this is kino.
>>221793096Least delusional loon troon
>>221793073You're dying? Finally, some good news.
>>221793632?????????????
>>221795471that's just a regular size arrow. The first 2 shots were blow darts
>>221796272Hollywood is the most libtarded institution in the West and it's kind of insane it ended up that way.
>>221796136AI would mog this turd
>>221794982Fucked her so good she spends the rest of her life wishing she was me.
>>221793632BRAVO NOLAN
This is so bad the troons and shills aren't even really defending it anymore and now are just saying "It's not THAT bad"
>they're shutting all clips downOH FUCK ITS REAL NOLANSISTERS WHAT DO WE DO
>>221794508Would anti A.I troons be okay with it if it did?
>>221793704Are they speaking ancient greek? What are those subtitles?
THIS DIALOGUE IS SO BADTHIS HAS TO BE AIhttps://x.com/JLongb0ne/status/2077560638721728692
>>221795014Ive never seen anyone run like that
>>221793704>>221793888Parody level. And then the unanimous praise. There's no way we're not living in a simulation where someone's just God Mode trolling. I'm convinced now
Reminder if you think the six gorillion 10/10 reviews from literal Pajeets are legitimate reviews of this slop after having been able to see these clips with your own two eyes, you are literally brain damaged and likely infested with mind altering parasites as well
>>221793888>>221794407Uncanny, how the running is exactly the same.
>>221794000When i string my longbow i have to do it using my knee from a standing position. Its like a stick when its unstrung.
>>221793147>want to experience being a man>become a manletOuch
>>221795707>Ok, lets get a photo with all the women
>>221796480Good one honestly.
>>221794000I guess he liked Moonrise Kingdom
>>221794000Whosmt does Matt Damon play? Homer?
>>221796621
>>221793147The funniest thing is the body guard is like 5'9"
SOVL youtube Odyssey bro's......we won.
>>221793570Underrated.
Apologize.
>>221795076He can run just like an old man.
>>221796664Woke trash. Calypso was black.
>>221793632mfw people will pay 10 bucks to watch this
>>221793868These are supposed to be the Laestrygonians.In the actual epic they're man-eating Giants that ambush Odysseus' fleet of 120 ships as they sail into a natural harbour. They block the exits and then sink each ship by hurling boulders from the shore. Then they wade out into the shallows and harpoon the drowning crewman like fish.Apparently this was too cool for the silver screen so instead we get Dark Souls enemies.
>>221793632Im so confused what's going on here. Theres literally a wall of trees in front of them they can clearly see, they run towards it, and then stand still as robots come and stab them?
This somehow found a way to be worse than capeshit
>>221793868OH SHIT ODYSSEUS, ITS THE FRACKING CYLONS
>>221793073>>221793147Man, Tranny ideology really fucked her. Literally cut off her tits and took testosterone ruining her voice forever.I actually feel bad for her. I wonder how she feels being a manlet too. She's probably an incel now when she was drowning in cock (and vag) before.I wouldn't be surprised if she took her own life soon.
>>221796325Nolan is a hack
>Go see the movie, goyim. We deserve your money, it was promised to us three thousand years ago
>>221793888fucking hell I have tickets for this crap, I don't wanna golike I didn't expect much but...
>>2217940001)Odysseus is supposed to be a kid/young man when he gets wounded by the boar2)Odysseus (like any other non retarded boar hunter) used a spear not a fucking bow...
>>221793704Wait, is this actually in the poem?
>>221796784Don't act like you are above the poison that keeps getting this shit made. Fuck you.
>>221796784you fucking moron the warning signs were all theredumb fucking idiot
>>221793888>here's your greek warrior, bro
Nolan should be banned from Greece for making this abomination
>>221796784Take one for the team, anon. Come back here and fill us in.
What do the sirens look like?
>>221793073this looks ridiculous
>>221796812>>221796807fuck you I got the tickets for free (kind of)still don't wanna go
>>221796325It's pretty simple. Every medium shot and every action scene is fully CGI. Helmets mean they don't need to do facial mocap so it saves a lot of money.Big, blocky, angular goofy looking helmets mean that the big, blocky, angular goofy looking CGI stands out less.
>>221793704god damn those costumes are disgustingly awful
>>221793888I've never seen such a young man.
>>221796784Who preorders a movie ticket? Are you fucking retarded
>>221796621Prophetic.
>>221796831Vague silhouettes sitting on a rock
>>221793632>Yaketysax.wav
>>221793632so is this a comedy like space balls?
>>221796325>>221796760Nolan doesn't care. He knows his fellow woke idiots will heap praise on him and his work no matter how shitty and inferior it is.
>Scylla looks like a bunch of elephant dicks
>>221794000>post gets trips and nobody check'dyou negros deserve this for ruining my board culture. fuck your movies and fuck you
Elliot has set the trans community back 100 years with this facade
>>221796587That other anon was right. Why does the 'greek' jeet just have the most obviously canadian accent? Why did nobody tell him to act.
>>221796838>I got the tickets for free (kind of)Either you got them for free or you didn't, anon
Say something to their face OP !!!
Anons, would you "pleasure" Elliott in exchange for free tickets to the premiere?
>>221794000That editing is retarded wtf
>>221793632>when you try to ape Raimi but fail miserably
>starting the 3 hour movie with travis "audience stomps itself to death while i act possessed" scott and ellen page's story>soldier running through a tree in the focus/foreground of a shot>circe ugly and bad makeup magic fx>boar hunting dog shot>ellen page's haggard stumbling>some of the worst editing ever seen in a big budget prestige film, obvious just from these webmsanons please don't edit the webms to make the shots look worsethat has to be what is going on here, right?the editing can't be that bad, can it?
>>221794535>Do you have zero self awareness?I wasn't aware there were only two categories. Do I have to either be a chud or a sjw?
>>221793868Dunno but there are, at least, robots in The Iliad. Hephaestus has a bunch of them as assistants.
>>221796758>I hate freedom when it comes to people doing whatever they want with their bodies
>>221794982I met a chubby chick with big tits on 4chan years ago. We dated for a few months until she cheated on me. Few years later I looked up her socials and she was skinny, binding her chest, and living as a man.
>>221795014Think about this for a minute.This bitch has spent God knows how much on hormones and surgeries. Has been working out to develop a more "male" physique. Has had PR people booking photo shoots and red carpet appearances. But at no point. At no point in her life post transition, AT NO POINT DURING FILMING, did any one ever go maybe we should teach her how to run like a man an 14 year gold desperate to get a good place in line to meet her favorite boy band.
>>221793888shit looks like a legit comedy. also they didnt even remove foot prints in her track from the last take
>>221796701kek, I had forgotten that
>>221794259it has to be this
>>221793147My what a strapping young lad.
>>221794270Holy kek he 100% does
>>221794000>bow at close distance, in a forest>nobody has a spear readythere's no way anybody in this movie did any research.even in the text it's said that (young) Odysseus killed the boar with his spear (after missing and being wounded)did they even read the story?
>>221793888if you go back and forward on 0:34 it looks this midget is getting fucked in the ass
This movie is a torturous fucking slog
>>221793147All jokes aside, this is why it's important for short men to have a tailor.
These clips aren't from the actual movie, right? Please tell me this is an Indian YT channel.
>>221797256It gets worse
CRITICS ARE RAVING. 10/10 MASTERPIECENOLAN DOES IT AGAIN BUT EVEN BETTER!!
>>221793339Kek
>>221797180They have Odysseus use a bow a lot to reinforce he's mr bow for the bow scene at the end (although they have a scene specifically underlining that he's the only one who could pull it off, so all the other stuff isn't really necessary)
>>221793570Thanks for this, bro. I think my wife and kids are going to leave me, but this is the first thing to make me smile in 48 hours.
>>221793817I generally have a seething hatred for tranies, because they pretty much all operate on karen logic. just But I do generally have some amount of compassion for the FTMs, because they resign themselves to the most pitiful existence of all. They either carry their weight as a man(generally the bulldyke FTMs who are already bros), or they ecome the most pathetic manlet losers who get shit on by literally every angle of society. I don't extend that same courtesy to Ellen. She is one of the hollywood elite. She never leaves her bubble. She never deals with the struggles of normie FTMs. She never even has to be treated like a man in her day to day life, because hollywood men are pretty much all subservient feminized cucks. Yeah, maybe she had her tits hacked off, got a hysterectomy, and hired he best plastic surgeons in the world to sew some of her thigh meat into a flesh sack that is a spitting image of a huge, limp penis. But she will never be a man in my eyes, and the fact that she is out in the world trying to "be seen" and proselytize to other little girls that they should follow her example, hack their tits off, and become the most loathsome type of person to ever exist. No. I will grant her no understanding, I will grant her no compassion. And I hope she gets viciously assraped to death by undocumented islamic immigrants before they throw her carcass off a rooftop for good measure
>>221793147That's a big strong boy!
>>221793570Lol
>>221797256the movie is legitimately terrible
>>221793817A dickless turbomanlet at that. I can sort of respect her for enabling hard mode.
>>221793570Hell yeah Dead Silence 2
>>221797538Allegedly Page has a sausage. Incidentally, I identify as a man with three humongous dicks, can I get affirmative surgery for that too?
>>221797302I am curious how much lower audiences will rate this than the Rotten Tomatoes shills. The latest trailer actually does have some epic looking scenes. I am now afraid that it will be fairly decent which will make the troon and nigger propaganda even more of a problem then if it's a complete laughing stock. That trailer made me want to torrent it at least. But I couldn't imagine participating in the humiliation ritual of paying money to see this in the theater.
>>221793550is that jinder mahal?
>>221797480For you.
>>221797373yeah it's kinda obvious but it still stupid as fuck.would have been smarter to have him fumble with a spear and then say "fuck it, I'm using a bow now".but can't expect Nolan's fans to know shit about history or hunting.
>>221797736Please be respectful of Elliot stunning bravery.
>>221794000is that john fucking leguziamo at the end of the clip as the old man? this movie. what the fuck.
>>221793632Did that guy literally pass through a cgi tree?
>>221796784watch it in imax, record it, and share with us. I want to know if it makes the movie better (i know it won't)
>>221793888This is the ideal male body.
>>221797837Zipper tits is too funny and too fitting
>>221794270it looks like it's phasing but it's just a combination of bad positioning of the actors and the props
>>221793980IT'S FILMED COMPLETELY IN HECKIN IMAX
>>221797180It's subversive kiekwood slop.
>>221798014He's basically got Brad Pitt's Tyler Durden physique. His gender affirmation scars make Elliot even more badass!
>>221796170post it
>>221793632This makes Hot Shots and Army of Darkness look like Come and See
>>221793672>>221793667HE looks like one of the guys from that comedy group teenagers from mars
>>221797073Yet you only had an issue with it when the "chuds" spoke up.
>>221796621more frames than kpop semen chuggers
>>221793735I invested a million dollary doos
>>221795243This is all an aislop false flag to make the 'haters' look bad, right?
>>221794000stinky dinky
>>221797073I can tell you're the latter because you typed sjw instead of something derogatory
>>221797073Tell people to fuck off and cut the bullshit isn’t the same as pushing it. That’s why you get called an SJW because ultimately you are one because in your mind saying that everyone who is against you is just as guilty as you is retarded and makes no fucking sense. You want this to end? You want retarded woke shit to stop? Congrats you’re a chud that’s how it works.
>>221796701At least she was hot.
>>221794430Then take a nap, sweatie.
>>221797967>>221793861>>221794667>>221794919>>221793632At first, I didn't see what anons were complaining about. I thought they just CGI'd the trees shooting up, and the low res camrip lost all the detail. But then I noticed something else on the frame by frame analysis...IT'S 100% AI SLOPED OUT TO THE MAX, NOLAN COULD NOT EVEN BE FUCKED TO PAY FOR 1 SECOND OF ENTRY LEVEL CGI OF SMALL TREES SHOOTING UP TO GAGE THEM IN. INDIA BROS ARE SHITTING GOOD TONIGHT
>>221796177Checked, and this is something that no one will address because it would be an acknowledgment that this is a very one sided issue and that if the people making this shit stopped then so would all the outrage.
Would be pretty funny that it turns out it actually is shit and everyone called them out on the stupid casting choices and that smug YouTuber with the moustache has to try and bury his video where he declared "normal people will enjoy the movie"
>>221794430>I'm tired of people anchoring their identity to a movie's potential success or failure,No one's actually doing this. Well, maybe some redditors did with Avengers or something but never actual functional humans.>especially for movies that aren't really all that controversial or offensive>Everyone knows Helen wasn't a coal black African This is of course offensive and so is nigger Athena. Especially when done for blatant propaganda purposes. The double standard of niggers not getting erased out of nigger roles makes it doubly so.>I can't imagine making any more of a big deal out of it.That's the actual goal of the propaganda. If you don't understand the insidious nature of White erasure while taking issue with the people taking issue with it, congrats you're a faggot and part of the problem.
>>221797064>anons please don't edit the webms to make the shots look worseI dont think thats possible
>movie sucks>must receive an award because of the DEIthe academy is going to short circuit
>>221797064>travis "audience stomps itself to death while i act possessed" scott
>>221794430your racism is disturbing
>>221794477Somebody's got a case of the Mondays>>221796552the funniest shit about ai to me is gamers pretending they will protest anything with AI in it even though they gobble up slop remasters that obviously used AI. They flip out and demand proof when you tell them it has AI because it's so assblasting to them. But the remake looks like fucking dogshit they can't tell they love it... but if AI buzzword is used they have to cry.
>>221797256hollywood is an indian youtube channel
>>221797255princess sucks so hard
>>221798953>act
>>221794536She will always be a woman
>>221793846are they related?
>>221799296he was born male and transed into a female by hollywood... he's since enrolled in hustler university and is reclaiming his masculinity with his new grindset
