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Stunning. Epic. Breathtaking.
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>>221794563
Literally Monty Pythonesque
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10/10 "God-tier" from the Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2026/jul/15/the-odyssey-review-christopher-nolan-matt-damon
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Bane?
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I like it when the monstrous giant characters have more guile than the small characters.
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>>221794563
5'11" vs 6'0"
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>>221794563
Reminds me of the chase scene in the Kenobi series where adults were blocked by branches from catching a little girl.
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>>221794769
lol
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>>221794600
Bloody basterd! Bringing bros and aunties to theater we lighting fireworks of joy
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Bravo nolan
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>>221794619
Time says it sucks
https://time.com/article/2026/07/15/the-odyssey-review-christopher-nolan/?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-us
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>>221794563
i like the generic video game iron golems
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>>221794816
Lol
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>>221794600
That was my first thought as well, is it a comedy?
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>>221794563
Did Sam Raimi direct this
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>>221794856
It's over, the facade is breaking
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>>221794563
This has to be comedic on purpose
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lmao
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>>221794563
is this like Hereditary where the director was clearly going for comedy the whole movie?
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>>221796181
>>221796335
Kino if true
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>>221794563
>this is a 99% on RT
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I can't wait to see that FAT FUCK FRAUD defend this actual slop
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>>221794769
Kek
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>>221794563
this looks silly
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Greatest movie of all time btw
Not a gay psyop from butthurt woketards btw
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>>221796085
No, but it's one of the last foundational works of western cultural canon, a story of tragedy, failure, human weakness, courage and perseverance.
So of course it must be made into a joke to push an agenda.
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>>221794563
Why are they in fucking rural Pennsylvania
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>>221794856
Best quote:

>Every once in a while, the goddess Athena (Zendaya) will appear at Odysseus’ side to judge his actions, mostly by offering a scowl of disapproval, the sort of face a wife makes when her husband loads the dishwasher wrong.

WHOA! WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THAT ONE COMING?
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>>221794563
I refuse to believe this a real clip. It's been edited by a troll.
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>>221794619
Mainstream media has been completely coopted in the political front. No reason to believe it hasn't in the cultural and entertainment front either.
Not a word from MSM about Israel's ongoing genocide and war crimes.
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WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION
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>>221794563
It was meh. Acting was blah, casting was not great. Too many slow boring parts, action was good but that's the easy stuff. The whole film felt rushed and the parts that should have been longer were too short and the perts that should have been short were too long and boring. I've seen several better "Odyssey" films.
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Is a cam up ? Need something to watch
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>>221796735
>coopted
It was a political tool from the get go and has been for centuries.
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>>221794563
we wuz vikings n spartans n shit nigga
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I didnt know they could walk through trees
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>>221796735
It was like that from the beginning. The so called "golden age" of media was just the bait in the trap.
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>>221794856
>Correction, July 15
>The original version of this story misspelled an actor’s first name. He is Elliot Page, not Elliott.
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>>221797415
Woman being based

>Probably because she is old like how old black men are based
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>>221797415
I wanted to shoop that correction into something like “We mistakenly identified “Elliot Page as a man.”
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>>221794563
There's no way this is real. And it's not just the guy running through the tree, it's the way they re-use the same shot of the dorky guy looking at the tree like "owoooah where do I go??" twice. I expect this movie to suck but I have a hard time wrapping my mind around that editing being actually real
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>>221794600
Tis but a fleshwound.
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>>221794563
How did it get a rip so fast
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>>221794600
I just started watching clips of this movie with no sound here half an hour ago and I could hear them all yelling
>Run away! Run away!
in my head while theyre fleeing from danger. The cyclops clip in the other thread had me doing it too.
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>>221797043
it's bad, like, legitimately bad
supergirl was better than this shit
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>>221794563
A masterpiece. Truly the pinnacle of cinematic craft. A sensory triumph.
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>>221794563
the editing on this is literally comical
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>>221796666
That's just how Zendaya looks normally in everything she's in
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>>221796516
He better not. I don't know how i would cope if RLN actually like this shit
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It's meant to be a mocumentary guys. relax
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>>221797560
Read the filename
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>>221797651
Yes. That’s my point.
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I know Nolan's movies have never really had good editing before but this is fucking awful
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>>221797560
its an edit you retard
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I've seen enough. It's high time we put journalists into hard labor camps.
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>>221797698
nice try
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>>221794856
>>221797456
this is the best review so far
based hag probably likes her period pieces with actual plots and good acting and is not fooled by nolan's played out schtick
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>>221797725
We've been saying this since Gamergate. Did you think that was a one time thing? It's every time, all the time. They all know each other, and they're all in the same club. I'd be surprised if the critics actually watched the fucking thing.
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>>221797704
Yeah... i honestly am upset i agree with the chuds that have been seething for months now. I couldn't believe it could be as bad as it is
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>>221797705
Then I guess I was correct, bitch
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>>221794563
He's right behind me isn't he
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>>221796181
God, I wish
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>>221796181
Nah if Raimi directed this it would look like an actual movie instead of a low budget straight to steaming Disney show.
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>>221794563
>the ENTIRE GODDAMN FOREST is walkable
>except this one 2ft creek bed or whatever
>OH NO WE'RE TRAPPED
Niggers you had like two whole minutes. Just move to the side.
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>>221794600
On second thought, let's not go to Troy. Tis a silly place.
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>>221794563
Haha this was made by AI first and then recreated by Nolan, wasn't it. Sloppiest thing I've seen in ages.
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>>221794563
I've seen fan films made by amateurs that look way more professional than this
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>we are the knights who say... ni!
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Nolan and his team are working overtime right now on containing this leak. Every clip on Xitter got taken down within a half hour and other forums don't even know there is a leak. This board is the only place where webms are exposing this fraudulent hack. They might actually get away with the Rotten Tomatoes psyop. Nauseating
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What bollywood movie is this
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>>221794563
Literally AI slop
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>>221794856
Every once in a while, the goddess Athena (Zendaya) will appear at Odysseus’ side to judge his actions, mostly by offering a scowl of disapproval, the sort of face a wife makes when her husband loads the dishwasher wrong.

Fuck me It's Dune all over again with that ugly scowling bitchface.
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>>221794619
the guardian is a tabloid
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>>221799879
>woman scowling
that must net him another 10 entries into the oscar lottery surely.
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>>221799683
>webms are exposing this fraudulent hack.
Amazing, excellent
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>>221799879
my wife asked me to load the dishwasher so I puked and shit in it and got black out drunk on heroin and alcohol... im not even a drug user but she forced my hand here
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>>221796666
>>221799879
does she make Marge noises?
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>>221799843
You didn't get the point. The whole point was the trees move and entrap/confuse them.
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>>221796614
Greece was a lot more heavily forested back then tbf.
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Reminds me of Dark Souls 2 for some reason
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>>221796181
It does remind he a bit of army of darkness
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>>221800113
try finger but hole
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>>221794563
Why didnt they try cutting the trees with their swords, at least make some effort instead of standing there being stabbed by big guys?
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>>221794563
this is a meme edit, right?
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>>221800445
Nope
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>>221794856
She even managed to take a swipe at right wingers for criticizing Helen's blackwashing which reveals what her political views are and despite that she can't bring herself to praise this movie. How damning is that.
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>>221800086
>I dunno Chris, people are probably gonna notice this... maybe we should re-hire some of those animators we replaced with AI

>No, you don't get it, the trees are trying to confuse them because of all the magic and stuff

>Dude what are you talking about, the trees are literally- ohhhhh I get it now, yeah it's Poseidon making the trees move or whatever

>Now you're catching on, dipshits
>Okay come on, let's take the rest of this fat budget and go to Bangkok while this piece of shit renders for a few weeks
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>>221794563
monty python is back?
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>>221794563
>what would you do if cameras performed paradoxical eye tricks on you and made you forget you were a strong soldier team?
is this guy for real? Nolan must have watched too much capeslop and thought it was worth competing with.
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>>221799879
>zendaya
>goddess
kek. tom holland is like prince harry, he probably said to nolan "chris my wife is so talented, you HAVE to cast her"
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https://x.com/BluelineBardown/status/2077560972546548016

kek
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>>221799879
>Every once in a while, the goddess Athena (Zendaya) will appear at Odysseus’ side to judge his actions, mostly by offering a scowl of disapproval, the sort of face a wife makes when her husband loads the dishwasher wrong.

Don't judge my ways.
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>>221794619
>Peter Bradshaw

Moron gave Napoleon 5/5. lmao
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>>221794563
>IS THAT A TREE IN FRONT OF ME AAAAHHHH I CAN'T GO AROUND
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>>221800849
>No, I researched first-hand accounts and historical texts from people who were there
How do you respond without sounding mad?
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>>221800830
Men load the dishwasher way better than women in my experience. They're more autistic about filling up all the spots and making sure everything is facing the right way. Should have used a folding laundry analogy
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>>221794563
This is AI, right?
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>>221794600
fpbp
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>>221794563
Bro this looks like AI what the fuck.
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>>221794563
Somembody please post the webm from that star wars shit where a little girl outruns 3 adults because they can't get passed some fallen branches
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>>221794856
Of course all you fucking chuds in here agree with this. Almost like it's confirmation bias. 2026 and being anti woke. How embarrassing
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>>221794563
Oh yeah one other thing that wasn't brought up is that Anne Hathaway has a brief little feminist rant when she's talking to Tom Holland about what to do with the suitors. Tom Holland says if he gets exiled for killing them, the "throne is lost" and then Anne Hathaway interjects by saying "CAUSE ONLY A MAN CAN SIT ON THE THRONE HUH? IVE BEEN SITTING ON IT FOR 20 YEARS, WHAT ABOUT MY EXPERIENCE?!"
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Okay who the fuck were the giant guys?
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>>221796666
Yeah, this is Zendaya's only expression she does in every movie.
In the same vein Holland has the same "oops, I'm nervous little guy" expression in every movie.
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>>221801379
Tbh I don't mind that. She's been holding down the fort for 20 years while some literal who suitors all eat and drink and shit in her palace and fuck her maids for the past several years.
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>>221794600
Vibrant. Daring. Brave.
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>>221794563
>>221794600
Chuds in maximum control damage.
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>>221801494
its jarring because its obviously boilerplate lip service because tom holland doesnt even address it what she says and she immediately just screams out "I WANT ODYSSEUS"
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>>221794563
Is this seriously real? This isn't just some parody or a ripoff from Asylum?
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>>221794563
And who are those xboxhueg niggas supposed to be? The Lestrygons?
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>>221794563
I wouldn't even need a sword to get through those little twigs.
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>>221797252
See you in Elysium, brother.
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I bet you have all seen the movie already to be able to have these strong opinions
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>>221801772
The cams have been up for ages, and reliable non-shill media have already seen it in previews and said it's shit.
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>>221801772
im assuming you havent because if any of this was wrong you'd contradict it but you cant so you can only imply it
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>>221801182
>if I agree with someone who hates thing that I hate is confirmation bias but if someone likes thing that I like it's not
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>>221801453
Average northern europeans (greeks are manlets)
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>>221801453
Old cultural memories of the indigenouis non-Indo European natives of Italy. Exgarteted barbarian etruscans bascially
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>>221801182
You fags keep posting rotten tomatoes critic scores like they mean something lol
>NOOO! Don't base your opinion on how shitty the leaked scenes look, paid shills say it's the best movie evar!
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>>221801182
>2026 and being anti woke. How embarrassing
I would say the same about you wokefags but you have no shame. A decade of going full retard with you.
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>>221794563
what the fuck, tell me this is AI
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Damn. I hoped it would still be enjoyable.
I now wish some of the blatantly fake leaks about it being set in the future (hence the onbvious planet of the apes imagery on the beach) or there being a character that is strongly hinted at being a time travelling Tenet agent were real, at least those would be an interesting kind of stupid
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>>221802557
It's real. Now defend it from the chuds.
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>>221794563
I like how we need three (3) closeups of that goobers face for that short sequence.
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>>221801772
Let's say I made you an egg salad sandwich. Youve seen pictures of the sandwich I made and it doesn't look very appealing to you. You haven't tasted it, but based on what you're seeing, it doesn't look very good. In fact, it looks a little gross. You don't even like egg salad sandwiches.

But I insist it's the tastiest sandwich ever and that you simply must try it. In fact, a bunch of paid food critics say that it is, without a doubt, literally the single most delicious sandwich ever made on the face of this earth. Not just the best egg salad sandwich on the planet. Not just the best sandwich that I have personally ever made. No, this is the most DELICIOUS sandwich that has ever been made by ANYONE, ever.

That's definitely starting to sway you, but the sandwich still doesn't look very good to you when you see pictures of it. It looks like it would make you sick. A bunch more food critics review it and they ALSO agree that it is simply the most incredible sandwich EVER MADE. A "sublime, God-tier, magnificent" egg salad sandwich.

But now it's getting a little suspicious. It's almost like theyre telling you to like it rather than giving an opinion. Remember the last time the food critics all unanimously agreed a sandwich was this good? It was called the Black Panther burger. You tried the sandwich, it was about a 5/10 at its absolute best. You left the restaurant pissed off because your expectations were understandably high. And you even sort of like burgers, or at least you did before you ate that one. Now you can't even stand them because everyone at McCapeshit is trying to force feed terrible burgers to you and tell you they're yummy.

So given all of that, would you be a little skeptical and apprehensive when you heard about the BEST SANDWICH EVER MADE? Or do you want to wait until some actual customers try my egg salad sandwich first and give you their honest opinion about whether or not they like it before you eagerly gobble up my slop?
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>>221802650
>food analogy
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>>221802650
pretty decent ingredients list on that thing there, would eat over any processed brand name goyslop
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>>221802668
Nolan is just regurgitating his old works in new configurations
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>>221802680
>reaction image from a HotD general
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>>221802650
I don't eat at restaurants
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>>221802713
>greentext that adds nothing to the conversation
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>>221802680
Not a counterargument, my point still stands

>>221802688
If you would eat that then I'm sure you will have a great time at the movies and all power to you. Don't complain to me when youre out six bucks and you have a nasty parasite.
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>>221802723
Of course not, im just making you a sandwich at my house because we're friends. But Im still making the same claims and hiring food critics to review it because I desperately want you to sup on this egg salad sando.

Eat it, Anon. It's the best sandwich anyone has ever made. Everyone says so. Would I lie to you for money? Would all of these critics lie for money?
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>>221802793
Yeah sure why not, your cooking was never great and the critics said the same thing about those meals. But it was always palatable and left me feeling smart, so why would I be a whiny bitch and refuse my friend's sandwich just because of critic's opinions?
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>>221794600
lmao, that was my first thought
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>>221802734
So in your analogy: you're standing in the 7/11, refusing to buy anything and ranting about parasites to anyone who reaches for an egg salad sandwich
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>>221802668
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>>221797651
this, literally the exact same in dune (and she gets more screentime to be sulky too!)
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>>221794563
Why didn't they just walk between the trees? Are they stupid?
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>>221801772
I've seen it, many anons have
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>>221794600
Run away!
Run away!
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So the current Odyssey movie adaption options are this or Epic the Musical? Ouch
..Well I guess Epic might look better since it's animated.
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>>221802650
Egg salad spread needs some diced pickles, mustard and less mayo
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>>221796181
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>>221799543
>trained soldiers are trapped by trees 2 fingers thick
Fucking hell, I'm pretty sure drunk teenagers could've freed themselves while the pajeet and his dudes get shanked like helpless londoners.
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>>221802839
Umm, I dont think you heard me. I said this is the BEST sandwich ever made, literally the perfect egg salad sandwich, and if you don't agree then youre probably just a fascist who hates chickens and eggs and sandwiches in general.

>>221802867
No, im just watching you buy the sandwich and choosing not to buy the sandwich myself because it looks bad based on what I can clearly see. You can do whatever you want but I'm telling you dude, don't eat that. It looks like shit.
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>>221803010
>I said this is the BEST sandwich ever made, literally the perfect egg salad sandwich, and if you don't agree then youre probably just a fascist who hates chickens and eggs and sandwiches in general.
Really stretching that analogy
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Most bothersome about this movie(nesides the tranny and blacks) is the shitty costume design, especially the armor.
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>>221803067
Seems pretty apt to me. And this isn't merely the second time they've tried this, it's been like dozens and dozens of times, and it's always worse than before.
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>>221794563
It was obvious this film would be glazed solely because of the "diverse" cast. It'll probably win Oscars.
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>>221803067
My sandwich allegory is a solid premise and it will probably hold up better than the plot of the film we're actually discussing.
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>>221803171
Early reviewers are saying maybe some technical awards, but based on what I'm seeing I find even that hard to believe.
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>>221794563
genuinely can't tell if that was made by Nolan or Grok
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>>221794563
So is this footage on I-MAX or not? lmao
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>>221799959
No... but this needs to be an edit when the movie gets ripped.
>Mmmmmm, I just cleaned those arrows.
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>files catbox moe/iojmix.mp4
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>>221794563
So cringe. What was Nolan thinking????? Now I have to watch Gladiator videos on heavy rotation in YouTube.
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>>221802650
>"10/10! Must see! Egg salad sandwich is an instant classic!" - Shmuel Goldmanstein, Food Review Monthly
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>>221794600
RUN AWAY
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>>221802650
Instead of a retardedly convoluted hypothetical let's go with a real world analogy.
>Burger King announces online that they will be releasing an Impossible Burger in stores soon
>you start complaining on fast food forums that the vegan agenda is taking over Burger King, a pillar of American culture
>an online collective forms to periodically complain about the oncoming veganslop
>impossible burger comes out, big hit. Meatlover critics love it and say "it tastes better than the real thing!" Vegans love being able to eat fast food with their friends
>your "friend" comes along and wants to go to Burger King
>Likes to have Burger King sometimes and those black bean burgers they had were pretty good, says they will try the impossible burger
>"but dude, it's vegan."
"Yeah?"
>"INDIANS are vegetarian. They are the biggest consumers of the impossible burger!"
"so?"
>"Burger King is pandering to vegans: trannies, feminists, and third worlders!"
"It's just a burger dude, they're just expanding their menu to a wider audience. There's still plenty of meat on the menu. Besides, critics said it tastes better than a Whopper"
>"the critics are lying! It's an agenda! Don't eat that burger dude!"

Friend eats the burger and, good or bad, moves on with his life after giving minimal thought to a vegan burger.

You have spent months complaining about a vegan burger you were never going to eat (maybe you'll sneak a bite if someone brings some takeout home for you)
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>>221803310
Jesus tittyfucking Christ. It's bad enough they're all doing American big city accents, but on top of that it sounds phoned in as fuck.
>We're Greeks. From Ithaca. Perhaps you've heard of our victories.
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>>221802650
You make a valid point. The best point is the Black Panther reference. Critics were afraid to give it a negative review.
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>>221802650
Thumbnail looks like my undies at the end of the day. Still more appealing than the shOdyssey
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>>221803345
This would be a better analogy if there weren't actual real-life multi-billion dollar NGOs dedicated to forcing stupid people like you into eating the fake meat.

And those burgers tasted like shit btw. You know what fuck you Vijay, I usually dont eat red meat but tomorrow I'm having a steak just so I can know I'm shitting out your stupid bovine god.
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>>221794563
Actual Greek Slpokino
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB1D706A124F41383
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Is it safe to say Nolan's finally reached his out of touch director stage?
How many more years until he reaches the "I need to find god" stage like Ridley Scott suffered?
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>>221803171
They'll at the very least nominate Tranniot Page for best supporting actor.
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>>221800086
That justifies the terrible use of AI
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>>221803419
Thanks, that's all I needed. I engaged with your analogy for several posts for the flaws to expose themselves. You immediately found the ways you could avoid engaging
>he ate the burger
Lmao fucking sheep
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>>221803310
I'd be more inclined to use that link if I knew for a fact that it was a virus or dolphin porn.
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>>221803345
Instead of a retarded burger you food analogist mouth breather its my history and culture.
Fuck you and kill yourself
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>>221803507
it's legit. just another shitty rip of a shitty scene.
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bunch of gatekeeping faggots, just post the cam rip or go fuck yourselves, fucking lsoers. I'm literally going to give money to nolan if the cam rip is not posted in the next hour
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>>221803572
I know it's legit but don't even want to see it.
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>>221803598
>zoomers are so fucking stupid they can't even find a cam rip
need me to warm up your milk so you sweep lil guy?
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>>221794563
Always bet on Nolan.
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>>221803556
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>>221794563
Yeah I don't care what you post. I'm going to go see it tomorrow with a nice big bucket of buttery popcorn and ice cold beverage. Might buy a pack of peanut m&M's too.
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>>221803310
https:/voca.ro/1nuOOzt2sozQ

I think when the casting director heard "We need some Greeks that look like theyre from Ithaca" he went to a bunch of fraternities at Cornell.
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>>221794563
Think of the amount of IMAX film they burnt for that masterpiece.
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>>221803598
Retard
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>>221803480
My girlfriend is a vegan, you do some wild shit for pussy but you wouldn't know that would you?

You never "exposed" any flaws in my argument so I dont k ow why youre gloating as if you made a single point besides admitting youre a dirty jeet.
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>>221803136
>the tranny and blacks)
The way the film looks is worse than the casting. I'm sure the typical Nolan dialogue, directing, and action will be just as bad or worse than the casting as well.
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>>221803673
Your girlfriend is indian? What's she smell like?
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>>221796335
>is this like Hereditary where the director was clearly going for comedy the whole movie?
Bizarre cope?
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>>221803692
The nice thing about white girls on the west coast is that you can get one with a nice body who does yoga and doesnt eat meat without all the rancid smell and annoying accent that comes with having to date an Indian
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>>221794856
I get the impression she hated it because she's a feminist and it there was too much "toxic" masculinity going on.
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>>221797252
Nolan did the Indian nigga dirty in this movie by him being the one explicitly saying he was "Greek" and showing his bald spot multiple times.
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>>221794856
> At another, the enchantress Circe gives the hungry men—though not Odysseus—a generous meal, but only as an excuse to turn them into swine. This is the finest scene in the movie, perhaps the only truly good one: as Circe, Samantha Morton seems to have dropped in from a different, better picture, uttering a chilly incantation as she massages the men’s dirty, meaty faces into visages with pig snouts. Later, she’ll tell Odysseus that all she was really doing was revealing the true nature of men. It’s hard to argue with her.
uhh chud bros? Even the bad reviews are shitting on us
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>>221803386
>We're Greeks. From Ithaca.
>Dr Pavel, I'm CIA.
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>>221794563
What the fuck is that cut at 7-8s?
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Over 30 years ago this was considered a joke.
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>>221796181
If Raimi directed it, there'd be a dolly zoom shot as they spotted the big guys, a tree-perspective shot as the other trees move up behind them to trap them in place, and the trees would rape them
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>>221803807
Damn, Stephanie Zacharic said that? The woman who almost won a Pulitzer ten years ago back in 2015 but didn't actually win? She said that about me? And the Odyssey? You mean Newswomen's Club of New York award recipient Stephanie Zacharek? THE Stephanie Zacharic?

Fuckin' asshole, she really said that shit?
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>>221803807
If all men are pigs all women are stupid whores.
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>>221794563
I can't tell if this whole thread is ironic or not. This is AI
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>>221803653
This anon is loaded with cash but no has no brain.
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>>221794856
>bitches about men getting more screen time than N'yongo and then in the very next line calls her "uncommonly beutiful"

Holy shit even when women are busy shitting on us for no reason they can still find time to give backhanded nasty "compliments" to other women. I haven't read her other work but honestly I'm kind of impressed with how much of a prickly cunt she manages to be to everyone and everything mentioned in this article.
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>>221803818
fuck me lol
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>>221794651
They have STR AND DEX?!!
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>>221794856
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07-16/the-odyssey-movie-review-christopher-nolan/106918864
>The Odyssey may be the epic we deserve, but not the one we need
Australian ABC says it's mid too.
The reviewer also said Circe was the best part of the movie. Then I read she's played by Samantha Morton, who is the only real actor in the cast, so I believe it.
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>>221804146
>The reviewer also said Circe was the best part of the movie.
that was one of the most hammy parts of the movie and was probably one of the more overt modern interpretations of the story. if thats what these reviews are praising, i seriously doubt their credibility or aesthetic sense but thats nothing new these days.
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>>221803444
Nolan will never make anything as good as even midtier Ridley though.
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>>221804146
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-NaCFF5xscw

Morton says in this interview that all she did to prepare for the role was read the script. That makes her a really good actress if she feels comfortable doing that.
In the same interview, Zendaya also admits that all she did to prepare for the role is read the script. That makes her a really bad actress if she feels comfortable doing that.

What pissed me off more than anything is seeing Zendaya in an interview, I actually found her to be quite pleasant and animated, yet she never brings that to any of her roles. Now I'm wondering if she just gets typecast as the "stoic bitchy girl" and maybe it's not even her fault that I don't like her acting.
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>>221803653
>I'm going to pay to spend three hours watching a film that looks like it should be shit based on everything we know, plus the director's past films, don't care if you post more clips showing even more so that it looks shit
awesome, anon!
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>>221794563
Why was this scene shot like old French comedy? Like what the fuck?
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>>221804269
>was probably one of the more overt modern interpretations of the story
"Feminist retellings" convinced too many that Circe was just a traumatized victim, too ugly to be a goddess and only defending herself.
The "I didn't do anything to them, they were always pigs" comes from ~19th century poems I think, so at least it's not that modern, but still sure not from antiquity, where pigs were not seen as "dirty" but as feminine or domesticated (they were symbols of goddesses like Hestia and Demeter).
Circe was also always lustful (whether out of her own nature or from Aphrodite's curse on her family) and very beautiful, with her hair, voice and eyes being described the most.
Her singing would even draw sailors close, so she was even compared to sirens.
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>>221803310
I can't. The dialogue, the phoned-in acting. 10/10 nolanslop.
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>>221804348
It was a horribly contrived scene. Odysseus' men stumble into her house, she runs out in terror but calms down when they tell her that they won't hurt her, that they only need food because they're starving. She lets them inside and gives them food and then starts turning them into pigs and then Odysseus comes in and she delivers the feminism laced rant. And literally the only thing Odysseus says to convince her to turn them back is "They just want to go home, let them." That's fucking it.
It's so blatantly obvious that the scene was crafted to deliver that real brainbuster of a speech of "oh pigs are their TRUE form, men are the disguise!". But at the same time, they didn't want to make Odysseus' guys look evil to give her cause for it because hey, you still have to root for them right? So they made the men as inoffensive as possible, and there's a huge dissonance here because of it.
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>>221794563
Bollywood tier slop.
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>>221804426
what was the deal with the bird? when odysseus asked something about her family and she nodded when he said sister?
I didn't understand it (and I have really poor hearing)
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>>221804469
Might not just be you, I've heard several times that Nolan likes to fuck up the sound mixing.
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>>221804469
yeah i think that was completely made up. circe's sister is the mother of the minotaur idk wtf this bird shit is.
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>>221796666
She would've made a great Calypso. Can you imagine being held captive by Zendaya for seven years? The horror.
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>>221804593
Maybe it's based on how modern retellings (Madeline Miller's book, and Epic the Musical) make Circe a "girl's girl" who protects her own.
No other family member is mentioned, so maybe here she's just some mortal crazy witch with a cursed sister (or a bird she views as sister idk).



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