what's the craziest irl interaction you've had with an actor or actress?
>>221794599She's the type that would burst out laughing and be flattered if you asked her to sign that.
>>221794599At least put her face on someone with real tits
>>221794599One time I was driving home from work in mill valley at like 1 in the morning (wedding reception teardown) and at a red light a really nice car pulled up next to me, rolled down the window, and the guy yelled "howdy!" I looked over and it was robin williams. He looked suspiciously over his shoulder and said "fattest hooker ever in this trunk" in his mrs doubtfire voice then blew the red light and gunned it down toward the freeway interchangeI think about this often and it makes me happy
sirs I was walking down hollywood blvd USA and there she was mrs Christina Hendricksons.I ask her to make fuck to me and we went to the special egypt theatre and she blow my balls and cocks until i come. best day of my life
>>221794599Ben Affleck meets Lynda Carter and goes full chud
>>221795106Those friends names:Silent BobJay
>>221794599>no visible pubes
>>221795106That is cool
It's not my story, but a friend of mine claims he was almost run over at a crosswalk in North Hollywood by Carrie Fisher. Supposedly she flipped him off and kept driving.
>>221794599I fucked around with someone in my highschool drama class who would go on to become a tv actress on a pretty big show like 10 years later. It was very funny seeing her on television.
>>221794599Carrie Fischer ate my ass around the time she played a nun in a kevin smith movie
>>221795904Got her yearbook photo?
>>221796244Nobody ever posts the actors names in case they run into them at mcdonalds and they fall deeply in love
Gene Hackman invited me over in 2025... Talk about a sticky situation...
For some reason I was left alone backstage at MadTV when I was a very small child. I don't remember the next several years, but I did start pissing the bed.
>>221796244I do, but LOL @ posting it. You can either take my word for it or not. Just figured id share.
>>221794599Infetterence.
>>221794599fake and not even as good as the real thing?
About a decade ago, I got paid $20 to be an extra in a movie staring Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase. The movie never came out. They wanted me in the background because they thought I looked "odd."For all I know, there was never going to be a movie and they were just fucking with me.
>>221794736>>221797358Nah, giant bolt-ons are great and if God had taste he'd put them on every woman.
>>221795106I mean, they are magnificent tits.
>>221794736Ava addams, it works because they already look similar to begin with kek
>>221795169>starts crying
>>221794736the old pinup Rocky Roads
>>221795337Women drive just like pajeets so I believe it
>>221794599lol the watermarks and signature make that image
>>221795337She was definitely high on pills.>>221797093I choose not to believe whatever your story is
>>221797955Did you see Dan Aykroyd or Chevy Chase?
>>221798206Yes. It was a scene of them eating at a diner and talking.
i went on a blind date with Shay Laren, was awkward
>>221798247Do you remember what they were talking about?
>>221798342No, I wasn't seated close enough to hear. They were sitting at a booth and I was in the background sitting at the counter. Whatever this project was, i do not believe it ever got released or even finished.
>>221798168I choose to believe youre a faggot, so we re good.
>>221798342I do wonder if it was a documentary. It was just them and a couple guys with digital cameras there to film them from both angles. No other crew members. Whatever it was, it seemed very low budget.
>>221794599lynda farter lol
>>221794599>Springfield, Ohio>a little family entertainment center called Young’s Jersey Dairy>a dairy farmer turned it into 2 restaurants, a petting zoo, an ice cream shop, a cheese making operation, batting cages, putt putt, and a driving range>and corn mazes in the fall>good times>work there in high school>late night>driving golf carts at top speed through the dark at 11pm getting all the driving range boys sugary machine cappuccinos at the ice cream shop>coincidentally Dave Chappelle used to live down the road>showed up frequently enough that it would come up in training not to be weird or ask for pictures>that night, a tour bus arrives in the lot while he’s hitting balls>a 5th grader in absurd Ohio State gear hops out.>like a tiny clown>followed by the biggest, fattest black guy I’ve ever seen>no time to gawk>driving at 20mph through the treeline>go in the back door to the ice cream shop>getting coffee in the main dining area>the 5th grader practically kicks open the door to the bathroom>turn around>Katt Williams is 3 feet from my face>”HI”>his voice is so sudden and so loud I fumble the giant hot cup of sugar I’m holding and yelp>he’s already halfway out the door>we stay open an hour late that night while they smoke and hit balls>overhear them talking about the Iraq war while I’m collecting abandoned clubsThat, and I won a raffle as a kid and got to meet Sean Astin at our library. Got a signed copy of his biography and a behind the scenes book about LOTR, plus a couple of bookends shaped like the Argonath.
>>221798377>>221798510I think Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd would pay some people to film them eat and pay some weird looking people to sit around in the background.
>>221798562That's my fear. They figured I looked like I could use a hot meal.
>>221798569Right now Dan is standing in his personal theater, buck naked, hands on hips, chocolate sauce all over his face and in his hair, 20 inches from the screen, staring into your eyes going "hmmm..."
I had a brief relationship starting with a one-night stand with Amy Seimetz' older sister about 15 years ago. She brought me home and we got up early so I could shower before going home to the wife, and before Amy was set to arrive later that evening (though I had no idea who she was). I came out of the bathroom barely wrapped by a towel and was greeted by Amy, their mother, and Shane Carruth (didn't know who he was either).They just laughed and were cool about it. I dressed and put on some coffee, then I split. I saw Erin a few times after that and almost left my wife for her. If I had to guess (Erin lived in Colorado), they were there for Sundance. I think it was 2012 or whenever UC debuted.I still get butterflies thinking about Amy's eyes lingering on my abs, and seeing her reflection in a framed poster as she examined my back while I returned to Erin's room to dress.
>>221798420You got mad and broke kayfabe it's officially a fake story now (plot twist the actor was tim dillon)
>>221798009The pinnacle of 70's titdom
>>221794599>she actually signed the fake photoThe mad lass
>>221794599I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in College Station, Texas(we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of ham there are lady" ENTIRELY to loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.I turn around. Steve Martin.He kinda half leans around me and says "Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... The Three Amigos salute. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten".We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Monticeto, a really expensive residensial area in SB, and has been living there a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his career for about 45 minutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a tire iron. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blury image of an anvil being hoisted above his head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably witty parting line before the anvil came crashing down, ending my life
>>221797987Based.
>>221794599I briefly dated a famous actress. Let's call her Natalie P. The crazy part is she completely denies it ever happened.
>>221794599Made Stephen Seagal smile once. Made Kristanna Loken laugh. Shared one with Michael Rooker and James Gunn. Accidentally bumped in front of a popular 80s/90s singer when she visited the establishment I was working. She was sweet and I'd make her order all the time. I'd help her with her bags out to her car.
>>221794599I met Ella Purnell multiple times at a previous job and didn't know she was an actress and kept calling her "Anya" for like a year to her face and she never corrected me.I also delivered food to Kelsey Grammer once when I was still a college student and he double tipped me on accident which was cool.
>>221794599I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
When I was around 10 maybe 11 I was dragged up on stage to exercise with Richard Simmons. There were film crews there. To this day I am mortified that someone may recognize me from one of his workout videos.I did it for my mom who loved Simmons at that time. He had staff pull me from the audience and made sure I stood right next to him. They even had my mom sign a release after. Supposedly he was going to do a child exercise video and thought I'd be good in it. They talked with my mother for awhile after the show, but nothing came of it, thank Christ.Now I'm certain I may have gotten the nick jr version of metoo'd if his plans went through.
>>221794599Fucked Agent Scully in 1995
>>221802110>nick jr version of metoo'dlmao
>>221794792How the hell could a fake monkey drive a car you dumbass
>>221794599same vibe
>>221794599Met Peter Mayhew and his wife at their hotel, it smelled like tobacco but they were both really chill, nothing that interesting but we took his dinner plate from the restaurant as some sort of trophy.Was on stage with Weird Al during his tour at the Brady Theater and met him backstage after, also really cool. My mom had a weird "supernatural" experience where she apparently fell down some stairs in one of the backrooms the cast previously described as being like Nightmare on Elm Street. Apparently it was haunted or something. Pic rel was me
>>221794736Lynda had implants too, retard.
>>221802476https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXn8-meSd8g
>>221794688You see tyler the creator everywhere in LA, he'll be at the movies with chicks that look like invader zim characters, one time I shouted out his name and I heard him say "who the fuck is this meatstick"
>>221801697Was she nice? Do you think she’d like an awkward wallflower like me?
I have many, actually, because "famous" people come to my country alot>back in 2014 one of my first jobs out of univeristy was being the environmental official for a canton's local government, we had to go and tear down some fences on a beach the owner of the property in front of it tried to fence off, it was Mel Gibson, so I'm there watching the guy being mad as fuck yelling to local bureaucrats>I saw Miley Cyrus buy a bong from some random guy>my friend made me drive him to see Tom Brady so that he could take a picture with him, Brady was obviously tired and annoyed but he was polite and took the picture with him>I was going back home from a project I had to stay in location for 3 weeks, I stopped at this little rural store in the middle of nowhere to buy some gifts for my family, and they always have nice food; I'm holding this huge jar of peaches and suddenly the cashier starts going crazy, Norman Reedus came into the store, it was back in the early walking dead days; the guy was there alone, he was driving a rental car, cool guy; anyway, it was like 30 minutes before the cashier charged me because he was going crazy because Reedus was there>I saw Salma Hayek at the beach, very nice tits, and I know she saw me staring at them and she just laughed>I was at restaurant one time and Guiselle came in with her lover, this was after she already left Brady, and they had to leave the restaurant because this random American lady started to yell stuff like "I seriously cannot stand CHEATERS", "there is nothing worst than a SLUT", and so on
>>221802546Knew this joke was going to come up
>>221802731I couldn't resist. Cool story though.
>>221802751Yeah it was fun though. Vader next to me was some guy named Ryan, almost drowned in his pool because I cant swim. Shadow trooper to my right was my dad, mom was one of the royal guards at the end but I dont remember which of the two. We made my own costume with the help of the group, stayed late at night at Mazzio's iirc riveting the plastic together. Strange story altogether. I almost met Mark Hamill but I think he canceled, think I met Anthony Daniel's. I spoke with and got Tim Dry's autograph but idk where it is, he told me he played the spooky monster in Xtro which I didnt watch until like a decade later but he seemed really cool, probably for the best
>>221802634Did you rape Salma?
>>221798088i knew it
