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Bear is an idiot for never noticing this cutie
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Bear just hates piercings like a normal male
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>>221795658
the fake beauty marks are actually grosser than nosering and chest tattoo.
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>>221795658
>my little food shjfgbshdgbf
????
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>>221795658
>evil smoker trash
>cutie
NO
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>wow that girl seems really unstable and obsessed with her boyfriend
>I never really noticed him before but now that he's in a toxic relationship I'm strangely attracted to him
>I'm gonna try to steal him from her, surely she wont do anything rash

It seems stupid but this is exactly what lots of women would do
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>>221795658
>congratulations you've been accepted to....art school?

never got this
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I want to have sex with every non-fat girl who has winged eyeliner
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>>221795819
ESL?
illiterate?
poor eyesight?
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>>221796061
>TRAPPED in your own body while a chad DEMON possess your body and fucks a bunch of women, also it MURDERS all your family and friends
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>>221795676
>normal male
you really do spend all of your time/social interactions on 4chan, don't you?
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>>221796107
>ESL?
>illiterate?
>poor eyesight?
lmao, this
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>>221795658
i hate nose rings like you can't possibly imagine
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younge roseanne
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If I had a one wish willow I would simply wish that Columbus' ships sunk in the Atlantic
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>septum piercing
lolno
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>>221796233
I would see you instantly become a loincloth-wearing moron with no hospitals or clean drinking water and after I disappeared and re-appeared back in an all-white Europe I would wish for a diet coke since I no longer need to wish for the same thing you did.
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>>221795658
Truth! Absolute cutie pie. Frankly he was acting more strapped for love than he had any right to when those were the two women he worked with, one a cool friend and the other blatantly infatuated. On top of that he's not even the most attractive Bear-on-TV i know of so he was doing very well pre wish
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>>221795658
bitch looks late 30s
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>>221796011
She liked Bear prior to the wish dumbass, Nikki tells him. Watch the movie.
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>all these incels pretending they wouldn't hook up with her
LOL
LMAO even
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>>221795658
He noticed and realized how degenerate and repulsive the snot ring is, and he was happy that his girl remedied the situation properly.
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>>221796346
Europe wouldnt be white cuz that was invented by the americans. They have actual ethnicities with actual roots in places with actual cultures and histories over there rather than the reductive homogenization
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>>221795873
>evil smoker trash
The Nikki actress smokes but I don't see you crying about that so stop being weird
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>>221796409
So wait she knew the other girl liked Bear pre-wish and didnt try to hook them up? That would just make pre-wish Nikki a jealous bitch as well for not wanting another woman to steal her simp.
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>>221796441
>being white was invented by Americans
Youve somehow come full circle to having a retarded yet based opinion
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>>221796503
>and didnt try to hook them up?

SHE'S THE ONE WHO TOLD HIM
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>>221796531
he meant whiteness as a concept not the people themselves
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Bear lost
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>>221795658
this is why you guys are losers. Instead of going for what you want, you settle for the easier option.
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>>221796422
Honestly this was probably the most understandable thing Nikki did.
>know your friend has had a crush on your bf since before you and him were together
>she and your bf work together so they spend all day talking
>your bf lies and says he's going to a "boys night" party
>when you get there the girl who likes your bf is there so you know he was hiding that fact
>your bf sneaks out in the middle of the night to sit in a car alone with her
If the genders were swapped I'd bash the person my partner sneaks off to go meet at night's head in too, regardless of wish demon possession
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>>221795658
hideous bitch. only for asians like pic rel
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>>221796721
That doesn’t even look human lmao
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>>221796732
incel cope
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>I wish Nikki Freeman was a fully-functioning futanari with a 10-inch cock and I was her petite girlfriend, mentally and physically ideal to be her loving wife and mother to her children
was it really that easy?
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he had to make some sammiches
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>>221796793
yeah I'm sure women would love having a 10 inch dick out of nowhere.
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>>221796574
I was definitely drifting in and out because I was on this website while watching it. Im confused, was Bear too in love with Nikki to pursue a sure thing until it became way too late? When did that happen?

Im not even trolling I just have a short attention span
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>>221796835
Theyre literally envious of us because we do have dicks
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>>221796891
why do trannies cut them off then?
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>>221796200
n-word
they can't read cursive
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>>221796925
They aren't women
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>>221796925
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>>221796941
government says they are
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>>221796865
>was Bear too in love with Nikki to pursue a sure thing until it became way too late?

Yes. Sarah was always into Bear, that's why she lingered after hugging him when he admitted to her his cat died. And why she rested her head on his shoulder. Nikki told Bear directly that Sarah was crushing on him during the car ride before the wish but he's as much oblivious as he is a pussy.
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>>221795658
>gook
>nose ring
Yea, fuck off.
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>>221797533
This fag will never have sex. That goes for all the other Indians in this thread too.
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>>221797533
Very high standards, anon! How's your gf doing? How has your dating life been? I bet you have had a lot of 'trad' girls! Haha!
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>>221795873
FPBP
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>>221795658
she was even nicer to him than nikki before bear made the wish
what a dumbass
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/tv/fags are all betas. If I was Bear, I would have fucked both of them and then left town. You geeks want to make one or the other a girlfriend when they're both worthless sluts.
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>>221799539
>high standards
Not wanting to soil my bloodline with a gook, or dating psychopathic bitches with stupid piercings isn't "high standards", it's just common sense.
>How's your gf doing?
Pretty well since she's my wife and she has NO stupid piercings, NO tattoos, and she's white.
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threadly reminder sarah was never interested in bear until she saw nikki in love with him

she's a typical homewrecker foid personality
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>>221795658
An Obsession thread died for this.
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>>221799841
Who was the girl in the diner, beginning of the film? She seemed to want to fuck Bear too.

Might have been underaged? Nobody remembers that scene I guess.
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>>221796233
so you get conquered 10 years later ?
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fat, septum makeup attention whoring emma myers
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Bear is so fucking stupid
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>>221799841
Reminder that isn't true as anyone who has seen the fucking movie knows.
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>>221795676
>admits to never getting head from a chick with a tongue piercing

You’re missing out bro
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bump
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>>221795658
Incels shouldn't have to settle for femcels.
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>>221795658
>cute
Maybe 4/10 on a good day.
She has a decent personality.
Oh wait no she doesn't LMAOOOOO
She's for the streets, or would have been if based Freaky Nikki didn't absolutely RAIL that bitch with a brick.
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>>221799652
That's true, but Freaky Nikki isn't Nikki. Freak Nikki is based and pure and I would have trained her properly.
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>>221796641
Is there any other good movies or TV shows she is in?
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>>221795658
>septum piercing
dropped into the trash
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>>221795658
i'd ignore her in favor of nikki too tbhonest
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The fact that the protagonist of this shitty horror film is so heavy handedly and unsubtly named bear is everything I need to know in order not to watch this shitty zoomer movie
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>>221803009
No hes not bro
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>>221795658
Bear prefers his women to have breasts. You zoomers wouldn't understand
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>>221803009
Wouldn’t that just get caught on some loose skin on your balls? What if the piercing accidentally slides into your urethra?
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>>221799539
Seething wmaftranny.
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>>221795676
literally this. only the low value simps on /tv/ would date a woman with a septum piercing. that is just admitting you failed at life
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>>221804213
Anon have you ever thought that maybe people just have different preferences when it comes to looks?
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>>221804274
your preferences are a function of what you believe you are capable of achieving and to some degree your environment. so my point stands. people who "prefer" these kinds of women with septum piercings only prefer them because they know they inherently do not possess the capacity to obtain an objectively more attractive woman.
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>>221804303
>your preferences are a function of what you believe you are capable of achieving
That sounds dumb because you can have a preference for dark hair and still like women who are way beyond what i am capable and also like women who are easily achievable who have dark hair
>an objectively more attractive woman.
But what i find attractive is subjective
So this makes no sense to me anon
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>>221797006
The government lies all the time dude
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>>221803617
But Nikki is also a mutt, except she's half Mexican
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>>221804586
Half Mexican and half sexo
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>>221804616
indio mutt
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>>221799889

>Nobody remembers that scene I guess.

That was a waitress who was sitting in as a surrogate for Nikki for Bear's roleplaying admitting his feelings. Pay attention.
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>>221804586
who cares, she's still way hotter
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>>221795658
>fat wasian with a nose ring
>bpd latina midget
Poor Bear had terrible picks. Should have went after the waitress at the beginning of the movie
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>>221804676
Yes, and?
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>>221804586
I don't think the character is supposed to be Mexican though.
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>>221804755
>Nikki Friedman
No she is just a hot girl with dark hair in the movies universe
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>>221804772
>Friedman
FREEMAN
I am a fake fan
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>>221804772
she fries men?
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>>221795676
I don't mind piercings for the most part but I find septum ones straight up repulsive, every time I see a chick with one I assume that she's fucked in the head for liking something so disgusting
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>>221804860
>septum ones straight up repulsive
Is it the piercing itself or just what you relate to the piercing?
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>>221804616
el sexo
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>>221804586
how can you be "half" mexican
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>>221805378
Your dad marries and have sex with a Mexican woman
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>>221805395
mexico is a country. that's like saying half american.
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>>221805429
Yeah and if your dad is French and your mum is German then you are half French and half German
Surely you must have heard of people saying things like this before?



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