The worlds preeminent movie critic has spoken. He called it an immaculate movie. Sorry chuds but it looks like you're going to have to take the L on this one.
I just hate him. He’s so bullyable. He’s such a wimp. So wet. He has no back bone, the kinda guy who isn’t straight up with you and just calls it as it is. I bet he’s a miserable person to be friends with, does he do anything besides consume media? He doesn’t do anything but sit on his ass and watch movies and play games and work on his channel, that’s his life, that’s his personality, there’s nothing there, there’s no character there, there’s no laughs to be had with a guy like Chris, he’s just a straight up down the middle dull consumer. It baffles me that he’s so popular on YouTube, but then I gotta remind myself at the sheer number of losers there are on planet earth that probably think Chris is a cool dude. It’s amazing really.Look at that wimp. You think that’s someone you want having your back when shit goes down? Chris is the type of dude who has 911 as an emergency contact in his phone, he’s the type of dude who’s the first one out of the building in the face on conflict. He wouldnt think twice to throw you under the bus of it meant he didn’t get in trouble. The definition of a sissy bitch. God I hate him and his cock sucking face (literally). That beta male aura that radiates off him in every single video, I’m not surprised that he came out and admitted to liking cock, in fact I expected it.Chris the type of kid in school who covered his paper up when you tried to peak at his answers. The type of kid who told the teachers if there was an organized fight happening outside of school. He’s the type of kid where if you confronted him about his cowardice he would go and cry to the principal.Stick in the mud also. Can you imagine having a drink with this guy and having some banter? Of course not. He'd get all pissy and sullen over the smallest joke at his expense. He's lame, like Zod's snapped neck.Fuck Chris Stuckmann. No, I will not get "STUCKMANNIZED" you soulless bugman.
>>221796055Struckmann got mogged by zoomers and Markipilier.It's over.
>>221796123>>221796174He made a professional movie that won awards, what have you done?
>>221796202Personality is way more important than achievements. Chris has the personality of a gaping vagina. He can save the universe from being destroyed and he'd still be an insufferable little bitch.Vibes are everything.
