Why exactly does a 64 year old man need makeup and prosthetics to look “old”
Because he mogs everyone on this board at 60
WHAT did they name this movie????
John Goodman doesn't look that bad
>>221797020Looking 86
>>221797020Xenu formulated deep knowledge male masturbatory I mean manicures
>>221797020He's wearing obviously fake prosthetics because he still wants to play lead roles without being typecast as "the old man"
>>221797020I'm gonna say it!
>>221797182He was one of the first to start the injections craze, wasnt he?
>can you old fucking faggot white people come watch movies? you're all we have left
>>221797238OH LAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD
>>221797020They made him old but you can't tell that's Tom Cruise. This movie's a dud
>>221797020Because the 64 year old man is Tom Cruise.
>>221797259You're existence is a fucking dud
>>221797020BROS....do we think we get any actual digging action? The trailer is all above ground stuff setting up the DIGGING action.How much of the film is going to take place underground ???
>>221797020Kino of the Year: DiggerFilm of the Year: Camp Miasma Flop of the Year: MoTUSlop of the year: Odyssey Flick of the Year: Backrooms
>Tom Cruise is playing a WHAT?
It needs more gorillaz in the soundtrack.
perhaps he's trying to capture some Les Grossman energy
Giving strangelove vibes.
yes why
>>221797259I thought it was Michael Mckean at first, but could easily tell once I actually looked.
Never liked Cruise's "comedic" roles. He tries too hard and it comes off inauthentic and spazzy.
>>221797020Because Tom needs to look fatter and more aged for the role due being very fit and good looking irl, dummy
>>221797020Seems like you're looking for a reason to be critical.
Because Tom looks pretty good for his age.
