Tumbleton Edition: And Now We BeginPreviously, on /got/hotd/dunk/ -->>>221791099
All these people are horrible and cruel for no reason
why do the constumers keep hiding her power?
I got the clerkship. He offered it to me on the spot.Thank you to everyone who wished me well this morning.Time to drink.
>what if we just had dennis from always sunny in the show
>>221797341Both sides are le bad... But not really
>>221797341But not Dunc. Dunc is pure.
Does the witch save Aemond or is he dead?
>>221797506She saved him
>>221797506She killed him
>>221797525>>221797562It can't be both. Which one is it?
TAOOBA
>>221797654Bravo!
Thoughts on Craster?
>>221797717ain't he that wildling bastard
>>221797717he's kinda icsh
>>221797717He is a godly man
>>221797717Karl Fooking Tanner is better.
Why'd she do it?
>>221797840It was just a prank bro
>>221797812>how about a round of dice, father?
>>221797840Just Targ things
>>221797654nice
>>221797640She saved him by killing him.
>>221797840She just need some hugs and kisses
>>221797812What's this parodying?
>>221797941Dinnerys
>>221797840jon's dick
>>221797969would relentless pound/10
Hero.
>>221798060Unironically. Liberal white women with main character syndrome will NEVER understand
>>221797840she really doesn't like bells
>>221798211Holy kinoCan't wait for total criston death
>>221798211beesed and honeypilled
>>221798211>beesbury was the only person who ever made her smilewhat a king
>>221798286Viserys III endorsed Criston killing cucksbery.
Ormund is a five star man
>>221798374You're a tranny
>>221798401Ironic considering you're on TB and supporting a queen.
>>221798519>tbLMAO you're actually a twitter tranny
So what's going to be the season finale, the Godseye battle?
>>221798566What tranny supports Criston and Green?
>>221798571No that's season 4
>>221798610You're anti beesbury You're a trannySimple as
>>221797946kingdom come deliverance
>>221797717crasters compound is based
>>221798653Whatever you say, #MeToofag.
>>221798704The RAPED
>>221798631Season 4 is the last season right? Even if they did Godseye this season, Tthey would still have to do caltrops, the Kings Landing riots, Rhaenyra's downfall and execution, Aegon's assassination and hour of the olf. That's a lot to cover.
I was reading about the battles of the dance and saw this:>Ormund assembled a great host and marched out of Oldtown, only to be quickly set upon by black forces. While they were far outnumbered by the Hightower army, the black forces faced them from multiple directions, and used harassment tactics to slow their advance. Lord Alan Tarly and Ser Alan Beesbury (the "Two Alans") joined forces to raid Ormund's camps day and night, kill his scouts, and set fires in his line of march. Farther south, Lord Owen Costayne came up from Three Towers to harass the Hightowers' baggage train in their rear. These hit-and-run attacks from multiple directions lasted for several months, but the Hightowers failed to pin down the rebels.They vietconged them hard.
>>221797840Westeros people where getting too against incest and she couldn't have that.
>>221798764Yes 4 is the last one and the caltrops are going to get mostly removed but they have to kill Ulf and Hugh (probably going to blame the greens) and mostly focus on the riots, the death of rhaenyra and the hour of the wolf.
I wanna fuck her face so bad. Just full-bore throating.
Thinking about pre timeskip Helaena bros
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>>221798877I miss when her premonitions were vague instead of her just being omniscient.
>in the book Trystane Truefyre decrees opening up the Kingswood for peasant hunters >This is given to Saint Rhaenyra in the show Man it's funny how people pretend the writers aren't Rhaenyra cheerleaders
>>221798956Who the hell is that?
>>221799046>Gemma>What if Tywin but a sassy fat lady
>>221799061What are their arguments as to this shows alleged anti-Rhaenyra or pro-Green bias?
>>221799084Fdaeron. A leak from the next episode.
>>221799061I doubt Trystane and Gamon will appear in the show.
>>221799115They think Rhaenyra's weepiness and indecisiveness is a negative quality, and that people don't listen to her is because of qualities inherent to Rhaenyra when that isn't what the writers actually believe - Rhaenyra is perfect and anything that goes wrong is because MEN don't listen to her because misogyny
Is there any couple more horny than Baelor & Alyssa Targaryen>The bride was fifteen, the groom eighteen. Unlike their father and mother, Baelon and Alyssa did not wait to consummate their union; the bedding that followed their wedding feast was the source of much ribald humor in the days that followed, for the young bride’s sounds of pleasure could be heard all the way to Duskendale, men said. A shyer maid might have been abashed by that, but Alyssa Targaryen was as bawdy a wench as any barmaid in King’s Landing, as she herself was fond of boasting. “I mounted him and took him for a ride,” she declared the morning after the bedding, “and I mean to do the same tonight. I love to ride.”>Prince Baelon had not ceased smiling since his marriage. When not aloft, Baelon and Alyssa spent every hour together, most oft in their bedchamber. Prince Baelon was a lusty lad, for those same shrieks of pleasure that had echoed through the halls of the Red Keep on the night of their bedding were heard many another night in the years that followed. >Even her son fantasizes about having sex with Alyssa
>>221799141The Shepard is guaranteed. Might has well include 1 or both. I have hope for Gaemon but I don't see Trystane as likely since then you'd need to introduce Perkin the Flea who isn't that important.
>>221797295
>>221799248I guess they could use thar implied aegon kid for gamon.
>>221799115>>221799160Also, they say that making whorecent a "child bride" was stolen from Rhaenyra, making Aemond sympathetic in S1 when Condal was thinking of merging him with Daeron, Aemond being attacked by four kids instead of the Velaryons boys, Jace being unable to speak Valyrian despite being the heir to the heir, or because of how much Alicent was changed from her canon self and deluded twitter blackfags thinks that Alicent was "beefing" with a child, etc
>>221797295why is no one talking about this? he literally stopped the dragon from spitting fire at him by simple turning around and looking at it in the eye, like how fucking badass is that?
>>221797663what does that mean?
>>221798661is it good?
>>221798853isnt she a dyke?
>>221799592
>>221799188do you think if i called a targaryen motherfucker he would be flattered?
>>221799696Oddly enough mother fucking was a line Targaryens generally didn't cross.
>the two Hightower forces converge and Ormund orders Daeron to torch Cole, Gwayne, & co.>Daeron flies off reluctantly and Ormund is smug until two dragons return: Daeron's and Aegon's>together the brothers destroy Ormund's army>Cole dies in a suicide charge during the chaos>Gwayne slays Ormund in single combat>Aegon/Daeron/Gwayne/Larys make their way to King's Landing to take on Rhaenyra and whatever dragons she has leftDon't know what actually happens besides Daemon/Aemond thanks to the fan art, but this is what I'd like to see.
>>221799796Wat
>>221799796>>221799871I guess the show green are stupid enough to destroy each other or anon don't know they are part of the same team
>>221799708do schizophrenic visions not count?
>>221799898Ormund labelled them cowards and traitors in the last episode.
>>221799796I like where your heads at.
>>221799940Ormund doesn't seem like the kinslaying type. It'd be against the Gods will.
Are the blacks going to burn tumbleton in the show?
Fat fuck Aegon fucked his 14yo daughter when he was around 43. Her mother had groomed Aegon when he too was 14
>>221797663THAT'S TAOOBA!
>>221797717he earned them daughters
>>221797717Zaddy as fuck
>Aemond is definitely going to get shit started this episode-
>>221800030From trailers it'll be a battle/siege
>>221800185I remember a leaker saying aemond is done till s4 but maybe he is wrong
>>221800211According to the leaks Aemond gets to have his own Harrenhal arc this season like Daemon's last season.
>>221800320
https://youtu.be/2frNcO3egXw?is=Wie9Wgl1Fgtgqf18Was Stannis really about to murder some Targaryen toddlers just because his big brother Robert told him too? He doesn’t even once mention how horrible a crime he was about to commit. Just nonstop seething about Renly getting Storm’s end.
>we must cease posting, ser criston has ceased posting
i am a demon worshiping tranny
>>221799255there's got to be a hulk hogan N edit by now right
>>221800417
>jon and night king should've dueled at the end bro it wouldve been kino
>>221800497why is this shot like a sitcom
>>221800497posts of a bygone reign.we must cease.
>>221797840She realized being a defacto foreigner and bringing even more foreigners was a bad idea so she went nuts
>>221797717all things considered, kinda based
>>221798853Based and same
>>221800867>>221798853not even AI or professional makeup can fix that troon face
>>221797840She couldn't admit the truth that she wasn't the 'chosen' one. John was. Dannys whole purpose was just being a delivery service to bring John his dragons.
>>221800978>troon facenigga pls
>>221800537Because Aegon is a retard clown.
>>221801040
>>221801060Rare dude who looks better fucked up and melted
>>221800978>The disgusting aids-monkeypox faggot is back.kek
>>221801033stop simping for uggos, weirdo
>>221801119anon you can find prettier women by opening a random russian tranny chaturbate stream
>>221798853Not a fan. Young Alicent was far hotter
>>221801060I still think he's a great actor but Aegon becoming king is pretty cursed. Does he mature as a burnt cripple? time will tell.
>>221801161Well they burned his cock off so he's nothing left to lose.
>>221799084Helaena after the first major time skip but before the second. In that little period the green kids, strong bastards, and daemon’s kids were all played by younger actors.
Jeor is icsh
>>221801366>fat pink m-ACK
>PLEASE DON'T KILL ME PLASE I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK, I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>221801366Showfag slander. And even if it was true I don’t care. He’s still my King.
Fellow GOT and HOD Bros! Good morrow to you! II am at you service and the service of your families!Would you consider the Targaryen Fire Resistance to be part of a Hard Magic system or a soft magic system? We know that only what is considered "True Targaryens" such as Daenerys and Rhaenys have the actual fire resistance. The fact that Rhaenys could take full dragon's breathe at point blank range from both Sunfyre and Vhagar and not be burned proved it, and of course with Daenerys there were many moments in the show of her also showing her fire resistance. But then it also looks like they can raise or drop their fire resistance at will, kind of like shields in Star Trek, like when Laena seemed to do this when she wanted to commit suicide via Vhagar.
>>221801577Targ shits aren’t immune to fire. Dany’s shenanigans in the first book were a one time thing paid for by blood magic.
>>221801577Game of Thrones has a soft-magic system because nobody in the setting fully understands magic. The only time where knowledge of magic was super common was probably the Age of Heroes.
could two-handed Jaime defeat a prime Barristan Selmy?
>>221801633What about Rhaenys tanking breath weapon attacks no fucking problem from Sunfyre and Vhagar?
>>221797295its nice of tessarion to warm up the room for when daeron tops ormund
>>221801798Werido. You're probably insecure at Ormund mogging you so you make this weird shit up.
>>221801806it's sad how much fake news there is
theres an indian that left visible shit particles on his keyboard while posting itt
I will simp for her, I want to coom on her face!
>>221801766I don’t remember how the show handles it but if she tanked a fire blast it’s a reflection of the retarded show runner than the actual lore. They loved trying making rhaenys look cool. Just like that bullshit at the coronation where she could have killed all the greens at once but didn’t.
Will the Queen be watching the World Cup
i'm skipping all her scenes
imagine getting gigamogged by a literal monkey
>>221797506She saved him by raping him, then she sent him to his death.
>>221802225A man wouldn't skip a girl's scenes.
>>221797654The women making HotD don't think things like this matter. What they care about is their soap opera. World building, lore accuracy, practical considerations, all masculine interests. Women only care about who is fucking who, who likes or dislikes who, and who's betraying who.
>>221802211she's watching football like most women watch football. they watch it, but don't really see anything.
>>221797717He was ultimately a more consistent character and a better person than Dany.
>>221802248I'm a dragon
>>221802284Show Dany sure (she got ruined because of fucking season 8) but not book dany
>>221802309he stopped more ice zombie attacks than dani ever did despite being some kind of deity of asoiaf version of islambased raper.
>>221802342STOP RAPING, SER!
>>221797295egg is icsh
>>221802420>>221801381
>>221797717Someone needs to make an edit of that "think about it logically" green text with the hobbit picture, but with CasterThat, or a Jeb! meme edit where he has taken the Westerlands and renamed Lannisport to 'Crasterly Rock'
>>221802309>but not book danyBook dany's been slipping since Astapor. She's a borderline nympho.
so uh...what was his name again?
>>221797840The retarded plot of Dumb & Dumber demanded it.
>>221797840Because some retard Targaryens a couple hundred years ago saw a vision of her in exile in Essos and thought that meant they were supposed to conquer the whole planet. But actually the vision was trying to tell them that Targaryens and dragons aren't important to Westeros, and some random northern girl with their dagger was going to stab a zombie boss in the back or something. The vision was trying to tell them that they should deliver the dagger to the Starks, then fuck off back to Essos and leave Westeros alone. Because of that misunderstanding, they got inflated egos and thought they needed to rule Westeros, when really it was just about that dagger needing to be given to some random Stark girl.
>>221798790why did she let him do it?
>>221798956She hasn't had a single premonition this whole season.
>>221802291Welcome back, Viserys.
>>221802580
>>221800996But Jon was irrelevant though. It was the Starks who were the key to everything. Bran and Arya. Literally none of the Targaryens mattered except the fact that they needed to get that dagger to Arya somehow.
>>221800537Is it not a sitcom?
>>221802612I'm pretty sure the Targs completely forgot about Aegon's dream by this point.
>>221800996jon was totally useless, d&d ruined him too in their fanfiction that was season 8
I genuinely hate GRRM.There are so many moments that show he has total contempt for the material he is writing, but it makes him money so he just keeps it going.
>>221802656Yeah i think if we are going by HOTD and that every ruler passed on the dream then that probably ended with the Dance of Dragons
>>221802656The line of knowledge likely broke before Robert rebellion but if it somehow did make it then it likely end with Aerys II telling Rhaegar who told maybe Lyanna who told Ned who told Howland Reed who told nobody.If anything Aegon IV told it to anyone it was likely Daemon Blackfyre rather then Daeron II
The dream doesn't even matter. It's a prophecy with no point because nobody who knows about it ends up benefitting from it, and those who ultimately solve the problem have no idea there was a dream to begin with. If anything, it only and exclusively serves as foreshadowing for the audience.
>>221802745Its funny how hard Vis dug his own grave. Dany was even willing to let him go off free near the end.
>>221801381>>221802429*looks at you icsh-ly*
Friendly reminder that The Faith of The Seven is completely false. It is the most bogus religion in all of ASOIAF universe. It claims to be a monotheistic god with 7 aspects (The Father = justice) (The Mother = mercy) (The Maiden = innocence/purity) (The Crone = Wisdom) (The Warrior = strength) (The Smith = Creation/labor) (The Stranger = the unknown/death)>Has no Prophets or Messiahs>No miracles, no witnessed divine intervention>No claims of mutual communication with god>Holy texts are not divine in origin, nor did the writers have any special communication with god or any propheciesMeanwhile...The Red God:>Resurrections >Shadow & blood magic>prophecies visible to even the most lay people by looking into the fire>Healing magic and provable favor when sacrificing peopleThe Old Gods:>Greenseers/weirwood visions>Time travel>Tree whispers through a network>Worging>Spying through birds all aroundThe Many-faced god:>Skinchanging, can take on entirely new identities>gift of death, trained assassins almost supernatural in their ability to kill people>seem to have forbidden knowledge on things, including people they've just metFaith of The Seven = idolatry.
>>221803121And which of these Gods revived Dany's dragon eggs?
>>221803149>revivedthe eggs were never dead idiot
>>221803170They were literally fossilized.
He comes....
>>221797684Sam Spruell's face is perfect in that scene
>>221797717Inspirational
>>221803149It was Valyrian blood magic
>>221803121Red god>All of that comes at an enormous cost to the user>requires sacrifice to work right and even then its destructiveOld Gods>same as above>requires cannibalism>mental enslavement of others>doing the bidding of some abominations in the northMany faced god>barely counts because it just claims all the gods are the same>kiss of death isnt supernatural, its just a merciful and easy death>the assassinations are due to training, not supernatural means
>>221797295>british army man>see poojita>try to rape herlol theyre not even trying to be subtle
>>221802420luke is icsh
>>221804046>see poojitathat's just how people in the reach look nowdays, chud
>>221804180>see pajeets on web everyday>4ch tells me they are everywhere>be central european>want to flirt with cute jeeta >cant find anyits not fair
>>221803121I simply will not be worshiping demons that demand blood sacrifice
>>221802228It was consensual!
>>221800536You really think it would've been worse than Arya doing it?
>>221804375Night King should have bowed before BranWould have been an epic wtf moment
>>221804180She’s hot
>>221797840because she was based. if i had a dragon, i'd do exactly the same thing. her roasting king's landing peasants is one of the best sequences in the entire series.
>>221804070season 1 bran is icsh
>>221804514delete your minecraft hardcore character immediately
why did melisandre abandon stannis?
>>221804498Considering the city smelled of shit and was dirty she gave them a huge favour. They can now rebuild it Old town style.
>>221805099
>>221803203No, no, no!
Who should play Danelle Lothston?
>>221798853looks like hunter schafer
>>221806073is that a compliment?
>>221800978true>>221801033lmao
>>221801366>It exploded like a burst sausageyou can tell the dickless dyke wrote this line
>Forces her son to take the throne>He suffers a horrific tragedy>She brushes him off and tells him to man up>Manipulates her other son and sends him into what is essentially a deathtrap ambush>Betrays the Greens who are still fighting and who have given their lives by allowing the Blacks to take King’s Landing>The Blacks then execute her fatherWOE IS ME
>>221801366>no dick>his wife got impregnated by his brother>his mother wants him dead>hes cleaning toilets>hes kissing boots>only friend is a schizo manipulator who could betray him at any given moment>his dragon is dead and rottingif its over its over aegonbros, its time to give up
>>221802451Iain Glen was too likeable for that character.
>>221803121That's because George hates Christianity and is a practicing Zoroastrian.
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
