>this was a comically bad haircut in the 90s
>>221797647>my current haircutlife time side parter...but now im thinning so growing it slightly longer. kms
>>221797647it just didn't look good on him
>>221797647It looks fine and genuinely suits him more than his regular style. George comments that he "looks like [he's] five years old" which is really just an observation that he looks younger. He does.
>>221797647>Uncle Enzo?!>I come-a to apologize...>I rented-a Edward Scissorhands>That Johnny Depp-a, he make-a me cry!
>>221797647I unironically look like that
>>221797732it looks way better than the mullet
>>221797647The broccoli cut was not as common back then.
>>221797647Hitler was right about them.That is all.
My mom used to put a bowl on my head and cut around it. Some of the nicer names i had been called were monk and mushroom boy
>>221797861ya didn't like being called chink, slant, gook, and slope?
>>221797714>get that haircut when I was young>now my temples receded so I'm stuck with itbros...
>>221797861my best friend in kindergarten was a white boy with a bowl cut named Omar.
>>221797647He looks like one of the Hardy boys
>>221797861
>>221797885Bowl cuts are an asian stereotype?>>221797936Lol wtf kinda white person is named omar
>>221798055I don't know but I miss him we would larp as power rangers at recesswe were the coolest kids in that class
>>221798045Kek. Was the Susan backstory canon?
>>221797762It downplays his jewish features, like Jared Kushner. I prefer when (((they))) stand out.
>>221797647Holy shit it's the Backyard Scientist and/or Joshua Pearson.
how do I fail upwards
>>221797826Hitler would have liked Seinfeld tho
>>221798970The only reason he may have liked it is because it depicts Jews as whiny, petty little cretins.
desu, Palestinians deserve death and Hitler killed himself like a tranny
>>221799007Everyone in Seinfeld is a creitns, not to mention he liked the Three Stooges.
>>221799280Palestinians have achieved something nobody else has managed since WW2. they made it cool to hate Jews again, and for that they will be based forever. Free Palestine. Allahu akbar.
>>221799402the muslim screams in pain and fear as he strikes you
>>221799368The Three Stooges is timeless comedy - genuinely some of the most hilarious shit of all time. Can't say the same about Seinfeld.
>>221797762it doesn'tit looks too schoolboyish even for current dayin the 80s/90s it was comically bad
>>221799447Thankfully most people recognize this as projection now. Thank God society is in the process of healing from the Jewish scourge. It's about fucking time.
>>221797647I never knew he was such a virulent Jewish supremacist
>>221799828>two more weeks until global intifada happens, kaffir
>>221799904Considering Jews have been kicked out of pretty much every country they've ever infested at one time or another, I really don't think it's that far-fetched, Moishe.2% of the US population won't stand much of a chance against >50% once the latter becomes angry enough. No amount of shekels will save you.It's only a matter of time before the rising wave of antisemitism comes crashing down - and you fuckers are in for a really really bad time when it does.
>>221800060https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War
>>221800088Not sure what you think this proves, but ok.
>>221800199lmao Ahmed is on full cope mode now>uuuuh I don't know what this proves, chudfidel (chud infidel)! in my mind, musliminos won and will win again but we need more UN aid fo dem progrumms
>>221800247I'm sorry, when did I reduce the conflict to Jews vs. Muslims, Schmuel? Your debate tactics are (fittingly) pathetic.
>>221800314>/pol/fag pretends he's white and not muslimLMAO
>>221797647in the 90s? jerry haircut was fashionable in the 80's
>>221799368>he liked the Three Stoogessource?
>>221800405LMAO all you want, but if you don't see picrel as a very bad sign for your godforsaken people, you're quite literally delusional.It's unironically H A P P E N I N G... again.
>>221797647>>221797763Underrated episode I think it’s one of the best. Classic comedy hijinks
>>221800566>brownoid is useless on his own and needs help from actual countries that he will eventually turn against because the Quran said soloool
>>221800088https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj6cr3FO2JI
>>221800739German-Irish American, but whatever helps ya sleep at night, bud
>>221800060but they arent kicked out of israel. also they never got kicked out of non-christian and non-muslim countries FUNNY THAT. Asians countries even tried to get them to migrate TO their countries.Jews are right about the goyim
>>221800803lmao ofc a mutt would defend muslims
imagine being a 300 iq Jew trying to talk to a 80 iq antisemite >the jews man, i tells ya the jews are why i have haemorrhoidsAnd you are just zoning out listening to this goy subhuman.It's like an Angelic being trying to relate to a swine
>>221800816>Asians countries even tried to get them to migrate TO their countriesLol hit me with some sources on this >>221800825>still making this about Muslims ah may zin
>>221800892>"muh Palestine will be free">defends muslims all thread long>wonders why he gets called a muslimlmao Ahmed....
>>221800892>still making this about MuslimsNTA and Israel sucks yadda yadda yadda but you still spend a lot of your free time defending these savages because you're a faggot.
>>221800892the Japanese famously were trying to save Jews and recruit Jews behind the nazis backs. Because they recognised nazis were dumbasses and Jews were smart like the Japanese.Israel even has a memorial to the righteous Japanese that saved Jewish lives Look it up yourself.
>>221800860Lol the average Ashkenazi IQ (definitely not the Israeli IQ) is barely a single tier above the national US average. Ffs it's not even in the gifted range.
>>221800931cope https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0zOdg7PCkQWilliam Sidis 300 iq made him an angelic being unable to fit in among goyim
>>221800920>Palestine will be freeNever said that. This may come as a shock to you, but there is more than one antisemite itt. Try to wrap your head around the fact that not everyone you interact with on 4chan is the same person.>>221800929Ok, so some Japanese people felt bad for the Jews. Wow, you really btfoutta me with that one. I concede.
>>221800966>b b but this one guy...Yer dum
>>221801002Jews have never been kicked out of non-abrahamic countries.The Mongols had an entire Jewish quarter in their capitalThere are actually many Jewish ethnic groups throughout asia.
Oh sweet a Seinfeld thread->/pol/bot rambling to the voidLook upon your work, RapeApe. You made this happen. The absolute state of 4chan is your fault. Fuck you and kill yourself.
>>221797647Oh shit it’s Steve Carrell.
>>221801028Apples and oranges. They've never had a significant presence in Asia, so just stop with that shit.
>>221801035>Oh sweet a Seinfeld threadAnyone who'd be a fan of such a shitty show deserves nothing but disappointment.
>>221801026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOnQPXuU81Q16:30cope
>>221801054its almost like cucktholics are antisemites and muslamics are also antisemites and you are retarded and liar.HinduismBuddhismShintoetc has no antisemitism in it
>>221797647i look like this
>>221801090Breakfast status?
>>221801179Cool, I can't wait to not watch it. Cope.>>221801195They have no antisemitism because they had the privilege of being a world away from those wretched creatures. God knows if the Buddha had to deal with their scheming and meddling and insatiable thirst for power and control, he probably would have used them as a model for what NOT to do, just like Jesus did.
>>221801312i don't really care about what an antisemite has to say.Antisemites = retards
>>221797647That was a classic "jews making fun of white people" haircut.
>ctrl+f jew>20 resultsAmazing how you guys manage to make everything about them, even a thread about a fucking haircut.
>>221801656>the jews are why i can't stfu about jews
>>221801656>show about jews made by jews>jewsWhoah.
>>221801656>it's amazing how you guys manage to make the most Semitic show of all time about the Jews Lol
>>221801699Why is that important in a thread about a haircut?
>>221801699>>221801713its about New Yorkers you antisemites
>>221801743>it's just about a haircut The Seinfeld threads are nothing but an attempt to normalize Jews on a site that's notoriously hostile towards them - a site that also happens to be the ground floor for a lot of shit that eventually goes mainstream.I'm not even a conspiritard, but the Seinfeld/Woody Allen shilling on here is obviously a kike psyop.
>>221801797It's about Jew Yorkers, with New Yorkers as the background characters.
>>221801864You are honestly going to complain on the film and tv board about jews...lol
>>221801901/tv/ or not, that's par for the course, Moishe. What's unusual is anons acting like Jerry Seinfeld is hilarious and that Woody Allen is a genius - that shit is so obviously manufactured it's actually humorous.
>>221802010You are too stupid to understand whats being said. You are complaining about jews on a board where most popular movies are made by jews or have jewish actors.You are an idiot basically. Like every dumb fuck antisemite degenerate.
>>221802071Just off the top of my head...Martin Scorcese Terrence Malick PT Anderson Chrishack Nolan Lars Von Trier Andrei Tarkovsky Ingmar Bergman Robert Altman John Carpenter Robert Bresson Rainer Fassbinder Nicolas Refn Wes Anderson David LynchDavid Lean Paul Verhoeven Robert Eggers Luca GuadagninoJohn Ford Federico Fellini David Fincher Ridley Scott Werner Herzog This may be a tough pill for you to swallow, Moishe, but the VAST majority of highly regarded filmmakers are gentiles.
>>221802239>"I do not see Jews as victims fated to perish in a Holocaust," says German filmmaker Werner Herzog. "I see them as the strongest and most confident people in the world."
>>221799507You're probably bald, cunt.
>>221802274>most confident Oh yes, they're certainly not lacking in confidence lol. But it's a kind of vulnerable confidence given their insatiable desire for attention and validation.>strongest Only in the most superficial sense.
>>221802239calling everyone that disagrees with you a jew is part of your mental illnessNo not everyone is a jew you fucking halfwit
>>221802350It's called shitposting, anon. Are you brand fucking new here?
>>221802239https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_film_directorslol
>>221802388Cool, another wikipedia link that doesn't refute anything I just said. You're literally mentally handicapped.
>>221802421Go change your diaper low iq tendies faggot
jerry get haircut
>>221801864>The Seinfeld threads are nothing but an attempt to normalize JewsJews are already normalized on /tv/, you are the abnormal one abdullah
>>221797714>>221797924Slick it back, anons.
>>221797647You see anon, the joke is that Jerry is a Jew who got a white person's haircut.
Why are memes taking over tv????
>>221801483>>221802816Italian's aren't white.
>>221797647Its the JD Vance
why do antisemites always support the losing side? (Hitler, Palestine, Kamala Harris, etc)
>>221802293I have a massive head of hairhe looks like a faggot, it's not a good lookthe jewfro mullet looked far better on him
>>221805521hitler won, he killed 6 million jews palestine is currently winning (everybody hates jews)kamala harris was a jew, mamdani wontrump is losing to iranwith jews, you lose
>>221797647They were stuck with the problem that Jerry didn't want to actually cut his hair for a cheap gag, so the most straightforward solution is to just style it differently.
>>221805552the Holocaust never happenedpalestine got its spotlight stolen by IranKamala is outspokenly antisemitic and would cut off aid to IsraelIran is winning so hard Russia is running out of oil and China is begging for the strait to open (Iran, Russia and China are allies)with jews you make brown people cry
>>221797861Oh fuck I didn't know the bowl cut was literal. I'm sorry anon
>>221805552hitler lost, nazi germany was wiped out and he died in a bunker like a bitch and the jews got an entire country afterPalestine, it doesn't exist.Gaza now belongs entirely to Israel and the wars been over for over a year you idiotIran is getting it shit kicked in over and over and even China hates them now
>>221802816Yep.Immediately got it, never seen Seinfeld.But I apparently got "assburgers". Can normies even qualify as humans having such abysmal pattern recognition ability? You're not "normal", you're all retarded cattle bred to serve the Jew.Kinda like dogs are wolves turned retarded to make them human's "best friend".
>>221802816theres photos of lots of jews having this style hair, you people realise not all jews have curly hair right
>>221805619BRICS finding out why you don't trust muslim fanatics is pretty funny
Tony get ipad
>>221797647Elaine also looked miles better when she dressed like George.
Jerry Seinfeld is not Jewish you idiots, he is a Syrian Muslim.>Jerry Seinfeld is of Syrian descent through his mother, Betty Hosni whose parents were immigrants from Aleppo, Syria.
>>221805710He's an elite Syrian Jew, a descendant of the same Pharisees who condemned Jesus to death.
Do we really have to deny the fucking holocaust in a Seinfeld thread and do we really have to reply to that bullshit? Can't we just have a comfy fucking Seinfeld thread? What a godawful website holy shit, anytime I come back I immediately get reminded why I left
>>221805710He has the Epstein/Bourdain phenotype.
>>221797714Buzz it down to a two guard on the sides and back and leave the top just barely longer than that (enough to kinda comb). You will seriously shave five years off your appearance doing so. Rocking long hair with a bad hairline is a miserable experience because you are one bad wind gust from looking like shit. You take a shower and look like shit. Because you know you're only growing your hair out to cover the bad hairline. Trim it down and take back control.
>>221805742Jesus was killed by Romans
>>221797714Finasteride and Minoxidil. You're welcome.>Sexual side effects wildly overexaggerated>It's a pill, not anything you need to actively apply or massage.>My insurance actually covers it which is insane to me.
>>221800606i hate papi. annoying character.
>>221797826Once normalfags finally jumped on the Jew hate train I lost interest in antisemitism, it's fucking boring now.
>>221805745see you tomorrow, crybaby faggot.
>>221805619>Kamala is outspokenly antisemitic and would cut off aid to Israelholy fucking lol you're retarded. she's married to a jew. they have jew blackmail on her. nothing would be different if she was prez. we'd still be at war in the middle east on the behalf of jews. it's so cute you think that the "left and right" are different from each other at all. they both serve isreal. one just does it blatantly. the other lies about it.
