How it feels to browse /tv/ at 30
>>221798528Im 38 dude
>>221798528/tv/ is clearly largely 30+ my dudei'd even argue more than 50% is 40+, you can tell
I'm 40
>>22179852831.
I'm only 26. 26 is young!
>>221798528Majority of posters here are sad old millennials making the same retarded copy and pasted threads and posts every day for over 10 years so it's the inverse of that image from the perspective of someone in their 20's
millenial website
>>221798640post birthday
>>221798568No it's mostly 12 year olds
>>221798528That’s the whole internet
>>221798528>how it feels to browse /tv/ after 40
>>221798712no, it's mostly idiots who have nothing else in their lives but posting on an imageboard, of some type, since they're addicted and locked into it now, who fucking hate it and are miserable so spend all their time on them effectively "raging against the machine" by shitting themselves constantly, textually, and pretending like it's "trolling"because they think if they destroy the imageboard, they'll be "free"
who was Bart Jr's mom?
>>221798528>how it feels to still using 4chan after 50
>>221798568>i'd even argue more than 50% is 40+, you can tellXillennials hold together any tv forum because we had to watch boring old episodes of mr ed and happy days constantly waiting for the actually good cartoons to come on, and have a good grasp on 50 years of television historyleft to the zoomers the only posts would be the ones that are just sidney sweeny shaking her booty with the little dog tail
>>221798558>>22179856839. Now I have to suck it up and watch shitty movies my teenager wants to watch.
>>221798640Bane?
>mfw I turned 43 a few days ago
>>22179852841 here. I notice the voices of people around my age a lot more than the younger gen desu.
>>221798806i'm so old, i remember this same joke from an earlier show.
this place will die once and for all when the millennials croaka product of a bygone generation
>>221798640LET ME TOUCH YOUR PEE PEE, I WANNA TOUCH YOUR PEE PEE
45 here.I saw the following at a drive in in 1989: Ghostbusters 2, Honey I shrunk the kids, Batman, the Little Mermaid, BttF2, and Last CrusadeGood times.
>>221798528I used to go down on my older sister in the tree house in 1999
>>221798558>>221798876My parents are so old bros. Theres not much time left and I dont want to lose them.
>>221799022>this place will die once and for all when *it's declared "social media" (since it is) and killed by the "age verification for everything especially porn" >>>/gif/ lawsftfythe real end, of even this thin ass veil of anonymity
>>221799161do you remember a few weeks ago when the CAPTCHA asked us all to whitelist some 'data intelligence' website? the fuck was up with that?we've come a long way since the jokes about 4chan adding Gold Accounts, or being bought by the Cheezburger Network or something ;_;
Try browsing /v/. 99 percent of threads are games I haven't even heard of. The newest game I played was released in 2012.
>>221799191post penis pls
>>221798528I've been here for 20 years now and I am in my early 40s. I don't know that I'll ever leave. The place isn't what it used to be but sometimes there are moments that feel like what the old internet used to be.
>>221798528I will never forget the 80-something grandpa using /k/ nearly fifteen years ago. Wonder if he still is alive.
I've been here since 2011 and it's really gone downhill.
>>221799189>a few weeks agoit's been since at least like feb-march or soonly people who had shit like noscript even noticedthe captcha on its own has been so bad lately it made me give them money (though I probably owed it to them anyway since been here so long)seriously I kept running into the "temporary IP range block" I had to give the burner email to get around, and every single time I had to give them the email, it was literally:-7 captchas in a row to give them the email-7 more captchas in a row to verify the email-3 captchas for every post past thatand since I don't and refuse to keep cookies and whatnot I had to do this every day I came, at least
>>221798640and yet you're wasting your youth here doing this shit
>>221798528bro 4chan is dead as fuck, young people dont come here, everyone here are uncs who been here for years
>>221799424>t. old dipshit using terms like "unc" to describe himself, sice he didn't exclude himself from the statement
>>221799158I'm just waiting for that life inheritance. My mom is declining mentally and it sucks, my dad is a manbaby with anger issues and it's hard to like him. I think about them dying and feel only relief that it's coming soon.I thought maybe when they actually die it would hit me but my grandma died and it was a similar situation (had been waiting to join grandpa for 30 years, I knew it was going to be merciful) and I felt nothing. I'm hoping my parents dying proves me wrong because otherwise I've become truly heartless.
>>221798528there are 70 year olds posting here, guyStop with the demoralization campaign.
>>221799558iktf. in a lot of ways i've become REsensitized, e.g. /b/tard shit just isn't funny at best and it's off-putting at worse. even gore/horror flicks, no longer my cup of tea.but on some emotional level i'm just worn out, i know my parents are old and it's sad but it's also been a gradual decline. they're still lucid enough, i just hope they can pass away peacefully.my grandma died when i was 10 and she spent her last days going crazy, shitting herself and begging for Jesus to save her. more than anything, it made me hate the way we romanticize ageing and dying, it's not pleasant.
>>221799639my one grandmother I lived with as a kid died of cancer, was this years long steep downhill declinewas delirious once towards the end and told me I was the second coming of jesusseems like past 60+ is an increasing misery for everyone, nobody escapes it unless they die before it
>>221798568Whiny Gen X and old millennials turned the internet into AM talk radio, especially with xitter and youtube algorithms putting their shit front and center
kind of gives you some insight into why old people are the way they are, especially rich old peopleall that money and yet even they still can't eescape the reality of the human lifespan's limitations
How it feels to still be sneedposting for almost a decade now
>>221798765I’m tired, fuhrer
>>221798568It's pretty clear when the Opie & Anthony discussions regularly get 100+ posts. No one under 30 knows or remembers those guys.
>>221798528I'm 58 and first came here in 2010.
>>221798528>How it feels to browse /tv/ at IQ 90 and over
>>221798528Why? Most people here are clearly aging millennials. I doubt many Gen Z came here.
>>221798640BANE?
>>221799276You're not wrong.
>>221798528I wish I was 30 again!
>>221798528Chan boards are millennial culture. There are zoomers here but many of them are on Discord or TikTok instead. I think 4chan will eventually be like 2chan is in Japan, where the average userbase ends up being like 40 years old full of people from an earlier age of the internet.
>>221798712Im 13 and what is this?>>221798892Happy Birthday!
>>221800094The oversaturation of Obsession threads says otherwise. That's zoomer culture.
>>221800098>Happy Birthday!Thanks. Don't forget, you're here forever.
>>221799679That was gamergate and the 2014-2021 crop. Worst posters in existence. Awful low IQ incels. Brazilian Nu-fags are us healing.
>>221798568esto pero unironically
>>221800126>>221798778>because they think if they destroy the imageboard, they'll be "free"^^^^^ them, again, plus the typical kind of shilling that happens with every major or popular release but with them on top because "taking eternal contrarianist/stupidest sides of any given topic" thing they do they think is "trolling" somehow in any waythey think they're trolling with it because the point of it is to make the board unenjoyable for anyone
>>221799978I laughed too hard at that.
>>221800206>>221798778>implying
>>221800230>implying the implications were taken personally
it's actually a blessing that western zoomers and gen A haven't discovered this placehow can anybody stand their fucking obnoxious negro-centric mutt vernacular and vocabulary? only problem is the third world will fill their void on here
>>221800277They don't like reading, if 4ch was videos they'd be here.>>221798528>>221800263Why did you pick The Simpsons? Seems fishy.
>>221800345which one of us were you talking to
>>221798528I'm 46. You can never leave.
>>221800370Hm... Is it really just a coincidence?
>>22179871212 year olds don't come here anymore. They just sit on twitch watching their favorite faggot play fortnite.
>>221800277if you go to /r9k/ it's completely full of 21 year old incels. age is highly dependent on which board you're on.
>>221800440I know why this is true, it's [This post is only viewable for UNOBTANIUM tier Patrons]>>221800467what if it's more than coincidence, what if I was looking for the one with the onion knight getting blown away in that ship explosion with >IMPLYING flying all around, and chose that one instead specifically BECAUSE of the op
>>221798528I still come here because the “mainstream” internet is so fucking gay now you can’t even call things so fucking gay or say faggot or retard and have to talk in fag speak and can’t say anything racist or be a troll, basically all the fun parts of the internet from the old days, this is the only place where it’s still the HECKIN WILD WEST late 90s early 2000s internet I used to use on netscape
>>221800542>this is the only place where it’s still *REMOTELY ANYTHING LIKE the HECKIN WILD WEST late 90s early 2000s internet I used to use on netscapeftfy
>>221798528>31 next monthmy dad saw i had some gray in my hair. its joever bros....
>>221799916it's literally two pathetic pests making all the posts though
>>221800559it's fascinating on the boards with IDs that you can tell how few people it actually is fairly often
so many samefags, especially the 1pbtid OP guys on /pol/ that do it like that since it's the sole way they don't get fucking rekt in the threadthen they'll go behind it and samefag the shit out of the thread, often with posts like "1pbtid if you fell for this bait you lost kys"
>>221798603https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0f7X_CXtcs
>>221800510Load = BLOWNBut I'm still not convinced. Tell me something crazy.
>>221800721>Tell me something crazy.>the universe is 25 billion years old>nothing can go faster than light allegedly>there was some kind of big bang expanding outwards from a central point>the visible universe alone is over 90 billion light years wide>the colt45 campaign was literally marketing bill cosby tier drug rape to black men because it be what they did
>>221800751Give me a number between 1 and 50.
>>22180077642
>>22180077631
>>221800799>>221800808Good fortune to us all. Excellent.
>>221798892>44 in october
>>221800542This place is a retirement home, nobody talks about making culture they just react to culture and bitch and whine about it. You became the school faculty you laughed at as a teenager
>>221800964>nobody talks about making cultureNEGRO this IS a culture already
it's already done been made and the medium and format is outdated and dying, and everyone left is tired, boss
>>221798528today is my 30th birthday
31
>>221800964keep strugglin' ya heard?
>>221798568>/tv/ is clearly largely 30+ my dudeLol /tv/ is the board for when 14 year olds get too mature for /v/
>>221801039Happy Birthday, Fren
>>221801031>>221800510>[This post is only viewable for UNOBTANIUM tier Patrons]"you're here forever" is true because of the fucking cultural shorthand inherent in memesyou can go to some other board or altchan (someplace like /bone/ or the sharty for instance) and the inspeak is so thick it's like another fucking languageyou can speak in this shorthand with fellow IB users in this way that is NOT POSSIBLE with outsiders because there's levels on levels of memes and history to even small jokes that would require constant, endless explanation to a newfag outsider, and this becomes/already was your "inner voice" so good fucking luck communicating with people "genuinely" when your inner voice is layers of memes nobody else "gets"
>>221799208At least on /tv/ when I make a joke someone recognizes it's a joke, calls me a retard fag and moves on. I went to /v/ the other day and made a joke and a bunch of people responded to it seriously.
>>221801185at least half of the "miggers" on /pol/ now are shitpostingly satirizing miggers, most blatantly the "hot muscly AI Trump" guys no shit, seriously, that is the reality
>>221800440I did leave, for a long time. I came back because I screwed my life up by accident again.
>>221801097>/bone/huh?
>>221801071ty ty
>it's fucking getting hit with CP right nowah fuck me
>>221798712It seems that way but in reality those are 40 yo capeshitters.
>>221798528fucks me, i'm 45.It's often frustrating because young people have such awful taste.>>221799916I have nfi who they are.
>>221799071>Ghostbusters 2, Honey I shrunk the kids, BatmanSame.First thing i saw in a cinema was a "care bears" movie in the 80s.
>started in 2007, very underageb&>turning 32 on Sunday>still don't have a single irl friend
>>221801619*i was extremely upset when the ant dies in honey i shrunk the kids
>>221798528I am 45
bro this is 4chan. It's the retirement home for aging millenials and xoomers. There aren't any 20 year olds or teenagers on here
>>221801039it's only when you turn 35 that you realize how young 30 is
I don't reckon zoomers watch tv or moviesThat lot's more preoccupied with their tiktoks and their youtubes
>>221801630same year for me but I was in my 20's
>>221801588I am concerned that zoomers actually just get their opinions from youtubers
>>221798640Sneed.
>>221801630wait you been posting here since you were 13?? ummm but thats against the rules, you have to be at least 18 to post and you just admitted to posting for years before you were 18, YOU NEED A BAN FOR ALL THOSE YEARS OF UNDERAGE POSTING!!
>>221801809ah, fuck, have you ever seen a kid emulating like clickbait youtubers do? because they think that's normal human emulation and grew up with phones and the internet in their faces from effectively birth?
>>221801839Since 2011.
>>221798892The tuna is what I'd expect of a 43 yo posting here, yeah
>>221798568When I joined groups for Japanese movies, 70s-80s bands, the members were more than twice my age. Many of the scholars have now died, like Stephen Prince who wrote books on Kurosawa + Pekinpah. If you have genuine interest in sth it doesn't matter where the info + ideas come from
>>221801839I’ve been here since I was 11, saw all kinds of gore and porn way too young. I’m with that other guy who said he was being resensitized, can’t stand gore/rekt stuff anymore.
>>221799191get banned faggot
>>221798528/tv/ is so boring. yawn.
>>221801839moot was 15 when he founded 4chan, those rules were written by a hypocrite
>>221798568I'm 50+ but I'm kinda retarded so it balances out
>>221798528Pic related.I'm turning 40 tomorrow, been here for 15 years. Where else would I be able to speak my mind without censorship about animu, vidya and cinema and their absolute state?
>>221798568>tfw my zoomer ass has been winning debates against literal boomersheh
>>221798712No, those are 40 year old autistics and indians
>>221803621Happy birthday Mr. Kurns
>>221803621>15 yearsfucking newfags
>>221803657>>2218036212011
>>221803630mmm, zoomer ass
>>221803700d-dont be weird..
>>221799678my grandad in his last few days of cancer had a delirium episode where he said I was the devil’s spawn…
>>221799372>>>221799573Oh fuck off.
>>221798528That's just being in your 30s in general, /tv/ has a lot of 40+ y/os. Doesn't feel THAT young, unc. ;^)
>>221803748I'm sure it wasn't any truer than my grandmother's statementshe was a hardcore evangelist who got fleeced by Jimmy Swaggart for thousands of dollars
>>221803782*in 1980's money so probably millions now
I mainly lurk nowadays. I can't relate to most of the threads on this board.But then again I never really have.My tastes must be niche by this board's standards.
Its a good thing I'm here, I'm that really funny anon who makes all the witty posts. Honestly you guys are lucky to have me.
>>221803834*never really didI don't even proofread anymore
>>221803782getting fleeced in the 80s by those nut jobs was retarded but believable for those boomers. what baffles me is that the same boomers are getting fleeced today by fucking tele marketers and jeets calling them Steven with a strong Indian accent
>>221798886>>221800042Alas, poor Bane! I knew him well. A fellow of infinite jest.
>>221803991anon, they're people from a relatively high trust society that grew up in a world that barely resembles this one, is like 5 worlds removed now from the world as was at the end of WWII
>>221798528real
I think that people are aging with 4chan.Zoomers and that are all on tiktok. There's no way young people in any significant number are coming to an "UNC site" like this. Just the odd young outcast.
>>221798640get sneeded nigga
What a dumb polock
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObOqq1knVxsBo's a younger millennial but he's always on point.
someone find a picture of a white older dude getting beat up by brown minorities , that's how it is to browse /v/
>>221798528Zoomers don't watch movies
>>221805020/v/ was a mistake
