>Combining all of Gordon Ramsay's television shows—including U.S., UK, and international editions of series like Hell’s Kitchen, MasterChef, Kitchen Nightmares, and Gordon Ramsay's Secret Service—brings the grand total to over 1,150 episodes>over 1,150 episodesHow does he do it?
>>221799159He sexually assaulted his daughter in 2006
>>221799159>whine about food being bad>pseudo psychological shit about chef losing his passion>kiss his wife >change his menu >see mate, you just needed passion>still goes out of business
Never forgetti
>>221799212to be fair, 80% of the food being bad was uh, bad.
>>221799236Yeah but Gordon would be high on his own supply and prescribe some upscale burger shit to a fucking dive bar. Literally just need a decent burger and fries and some microwave tendies
Michelin star chef Shills for Uber eats, what a sellout.
Someone post him making a grilled cheese sandwich with kimchi and cooking it in a fireplace
>>221799198Proof?
>chef, what I have for you today is lamb chops, encrusted with pistachio, on a bed of mashed potatos and served with jizz sauce>jizz sauce?>yes, chef, I jizzed in the sauce>you jizzed in it?>yes.>bloody hell, I hope you don't have aids>no, chef, I'm not a faggot>*tastes the dish*>mmmhmm. Wow. Lamb; Cooked perfectly. Seasoned nicely. The jizz sauce; Tastes delicious.>thank you, chef>well done. Excellent dish. I could eat that all day>thank you, chef>right. The winner of today's challenge is... anon!>*does a double fist pump in the air and then dabs while the other chefs clap and cry*>your reward for such a great dish, a day spent in the basement watching all the anime you want.>*other chefs sigh and cry more>you'll be brought chicken tendies and cheese fries by a collection a beautiful, busty, and barenaked women.>*other chefs pat anon on the back and shake him by the shoulders going ohhhhhh hoooo*>they'll be serving you food, and also, servicing your cock while you watch anime and lick honey mussy off of their nipples. Well done, young man. You've earned it>*confessional* I'm excited to get to watch anime and eat tendies today, but mostly I'm happy chef ramsey liked my dish
>>221799198You've mistaken him for a Paki.
