Anyone else still seething at how bad the Fallout show was?Let's get a discussion going.
>>221799354i stopped watching it cause of the limp wristed and WEAK troon in the brotherhood
>>221799354I will never watch cuckout.
>>221799354The plot only happens because everybody is stupid.Also nukes are not ground bursts; they are detonated at altitude to maximize the pressure wave with the ground reflection.
I never watched the show but I thought the webm of the jew popping his head out of the ground so he can watch a black man kiss a white woman was really funny and on the nose
One of the writers of it worked on Captain Marvel. That told me everything I needed to know before it came out. Then the tranny BoS and the cringy black dude and the girl who is the bestest at everything as a MC and picrel. It is a laughable, cringy mess. Thats about what i'd expect from Amazon though, just like RoP.
>>221799354That sorta plain frumpy asian is so hot and AI is getting better. I can't wait until we can edit full episodes like this. I want all the Fallout babes in full bikinis.
>>221799408The androgynous one with the shaved head? That was your breaking point? That's nothing compared to other examples lol>>221799429Apparently none of the 11 or so writers on the show bothered to google how nuclear attacks work.>>221799431You've saved yourself a lot of cringe. I watched every episode with a buddy just so I could laugh at how bad it was. I just had to know.The best part for me was Caesar's Legion: Caesar is dead and apparently wrote a note down he put in his pocket that designated the successor, but after his death 2 factions within the Legion started fighting a civil war about who would be the one to read the letter. The greatest part is the 2 factions main bases are literally in the same camp, they just barricaded it down the middle with debris and set up towers and gun emplacements like 50ft from eachother. In the end a Legate literally played by McCauly Culkin reads the note by himself in a tent, walks out with the Crown on, and everyone cheers and automatically accepts him without demanding to read the note.
I saw it on at work and I couldn't get over how bad the BoS suits looked. They look like the sort of low-res cartoony FO4 style suits like they 1:1 copied the game look instead of going for a metallic look, and then when they move it fucking looks like, well, men in giant rubber suits. Like the trolls from Ernest Scared Stupid. It was really bad, but I never watched any more because I knew it was going to be bad.
>>221799429>>221799593but the dormant one at the center of Megaton in Fallout 3 leveled a whole village of poorfags
2nd season is much better than the first>>221799607yeah the power armour fight scenes look like Japanese Sentai fights
>>221799354This is a shill thread. I can tell because some faggot (OP most likely) is already posting “leak” images. >>221799440It makes sense those faggots are going for Graham next. He is one of the last cool remnants of NV that remained untouched due to being a DLC character
>completely retcons multiple games>moves Shady Sands to LA erasing the Boneyard, Followers, and the Master>vault out in the open on Venice Beach>brotherhood are made into even bigger retards>ranks are fucked and non-combat rolls are erased (which is a major plot point because the tranny maims itself over not wanting to fight)>shitty fallout 4 power armor and weapons>all of it looks like cheap plastic trash>retarded ironman open face helmet and jets>lucy being retarded and insufferable >the ghoul being an annoying overly edgy retard>the black guy being fucking useless and utterly pointless as a character>shady sands gets nuked a year before NV takes place (and yes it fucking does no one writes a fucking timeline like that and when the bombing is shown the city is fine, not to mention fucking ghoulgins says it was blown up 20 years prior and it’s 19 years after NV) >NCR just disappearing along with all civilization in the region after Shady Sands was nuked>vault tec still existing>the legion being just a handful of retards fighting over Caesar’s corpse>Lanius, Vulpes, Lucius, and all other important Legion characters being completely absent>the two Legion camps being in 20 feet of each other >The Khans taking over Novac somehow >the NCR somehow having soldiers that were just in some area doing nothing for 20 fucking years>deathclaws being completely absent jobbers >the Brotherhood destroying a pristine prewar car for no reason >the fetish gulper birth scene/vault
>>221800054all the s1 stuff was good and correct to do. didnt watch into s2 yet
s2 is better>Perlman as a mutiekino>Caulkin Caeserabsolute kino>the demon in the snowabsolute kino>actual chicomspure kino>NCR getting completely shaftedkino>Enclave pip boykino>Hankkino>The Ghoulkino>Lucy the shotgun junkie thiefkinoIts just so much kino
>>221800344oh did i forget Canada?That was kino
>>221800271You’re a shit eating pig who just consumes and asks for more slop for the trough. And the same goes for everyone else who defends this garbage.
>>221800383you really must learn that autists belong in cages, like at the zoo. a 60 iq retard will forever be your superior.
>>221799354wasnt like the first episode the white cunt protag fucking some random jiggaboo? Yeah we have enough of those shows/movies to avoid already
>>221799431Fred Armisen isn't actually Jewish but he does look almost offensively like he is
>>221799354I thought it got good at the end. Now that HBOs dead a little Utilitarian discussion is high art in the year 2026.
Todd lost
>>221800411You’re not a retard you’re a midwit. Most slop consuming faggots are.
I really liked it so far.but I am worried it's said to have 5 - 7 seasons.
>>221800661i didnt mean i was a 60 iq retard i meant every 60 iq retard is better than you
>>221801224Always love watching piggies like you seethe at being mocked for eating slop. They hate it when it happens but never stop.
>>221799354Not sure if anons have heard about it yet but Microsoft took the Fallout IP away from Bethesda and has given it to Obsidian to supposedly produce something within 3 years. Apparently Bethesda didn't plan on releasing anything until the mid 2030s or some shit.
>>221799694Dean Domino is cool.
>>221801696Yeah but not as cool as Josh, plus normalfags don’t know who he is because he never got turned into a meme and DM filters them hard. Seriously how hard is it to shoot a fucking radio and dismember a corpse? I did that shit to everyone one of the Powder Gangers in Goodsprings.
>>221799354I'm a huge fan of the games, yet surprisingly I felt very little desire to check the show out. I watched a few clips, saw the MCU, reddit humor and borderline satirical and muh self-aware approach to the lore, read that they had the NCR destroyed, and lost any interest in it I could have had. I can't see it as a legitimate, serious attempt at a Fallout series, it's some kind of deconstructionist comedy/parody, like the D&D movie. So I can't really criticize it beyond those 2 things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u63QpEPwKZw&t=6255s
>>221802241you chose correctlyI couldn't stomach more than a couple episodes of this slop
>>221801665>take it from the bloated jeet-factory procrastinators who've made mediocre games for the past 15 years and give it to the woke slop game company that hasnt made a good game in 15 yearsBrilliant strategy, let's see how it plays out.
>>221802241It's literally a comedy series that occasionally tries to take itself seriously which as the viewer you can never do.What's sad is it might be the best video game to TV screen adaptation ever created, which says something about the generally low quality of game to tv projects.
>>221802241its just an adaptation same as any of the fallout games are. the D&D movie was less parody and more the hasbro(tm) system has degraded to quips itself.
>>221799429TV shows and movies never get nukes right, and that's because they don't want to. They want them to look cool, not realistic. This applies to many other things aswell, such as hospital dramas with their impossible procedures and cases. I don't really know why people expect anything else.
>>221802287I get it, like The Orville, I can see why normies and a lot of Fallout fans would like that. But for me Fallout is a serious, tragic and epic story that sometimes doesn't take itself seriously. So I can't bring myself to care about a comedy as our first ever Fallout adaptation, regardless of its quality, especially considering I'd been dreaming of a live-action Fallout series for almost 20 years. If it was a goofy spin-off to a serious show then maybe, but as the main adaptation, gonna have to pass.
>>221802241>it's some kind of deconstructionist comedy/parodyIt’s not man, it’s much more cynical. It’s just some corporate product to be consumed. Visual slop with Fallout flavoring. Nothing of any actual substance, the most hollow and utterly played out ideas and themes done in the most predictable and unentertaining ways possible. All subsidized with an unhealthy serving of member berries to get whoever watches it to soipog and post about it on twatter. Honestly if you took the member berries away and the show had to stand on its own in a totally new part of the setting which has not been shown in any of the games it would have not been have been tolerated. And it was already wearing thin by season 2 since everything that wasn’t some memberberry bullshit was being called out. The meandering go no where plot, the retarded mind control shit, all repetitive way every character reacts to every situation and gets out of it. I mean every encounter frog eyes has is>erm excuse me, mr. violent murder rape man can you pretty please let us by, i do not wish to resort to force but am more than readyFollowed by the ghoul rolling his eyes and then violence happens all the people die, and he says some stupid shit that’s supposed to sound hardboiled or folksy. But it’s written by someone who thinks like a 14 year old.
>>221802554the comedy isn't even that good. it's reddit cringehumor on steroids. The main character (20 year old female vault dweller) lectures on the pretender Caesar's in a girlboss sarcastic way for 3 minutes while they just stand there looking goofy.
>>221799354I was entertained with Fallout S1 but the reviews of S2 made me feel like they went too hard with millennial humor so I passed
>>221799354>bad>general score is around 9/10you chuds are pathetic contrarians
>>221799354Justin Theroux did a great job as House and I am tired of pretending he didn't
>>221799354I stopped thinking about it, but yes now that you have reminded me I still hate it.
>>221799354her ass is fatter than his
>>221803380congratulations you have just learned the tourists outnumber us like 100 to 1. Still doesn't make our opinion invalid. Most Fallout show watchers are like "Whooah post apocalypse coool" "so edgy!! hilarious!!". Most viewers have also probably only played fallout 4.
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>>221800455looks like a kike, quacks like a kike, cleans up his wife's boyfriend like a kike, is a kike
>>221799593The Legion part was the best in the entire show, I want to see more of the Culk in season 3.
>>221803446>Most viewers have also probably only played fallout 4.most of my fellow Fallout enjoyers played F1,2 and NV and glaze the show with high praises
>>221799354First season wasn't great, but had some decent moments if you aren't autistic about NV.Second season was just boring, none of the plotlines felt interesting, Cooper's past shit was especially bad. Which is wild considering it was by far the worst part of S1.
>>221799354>Anyone else still seething at how bad the Fallout show was?It's one of the 'meh' showI'd pick edgerunner the horrendous zoomer shitshowcyberpunk
>>221802257>hey chuds, listen to this fucking furry about why nuFallout is le bad
>>221803486cool story bro
>>221803329>the comedy isn't even that goodSome is. The "meeting 2 fiends on the bridge" scene was fucking glorious.
>>221803524a furry who is smarter than you lel
>>221800054>shitty fallout 4 power armorLe contrarian nostalgia faggot hating objectively better desings, Jesus move the fuck on you retarded nigger
>>221803446anon the site is dying, probably arent even 101 people on the board. s1 was just a high quality fallout adaptation made especially so because they stomped on dumb details that nobody actually cared about ever in the history of the entire franchise.even between pre-fo3 games.
>>221803973No, it looks like shit. You're just neckbeard queer with no taste. Go shove your member berries up your ass, slop sucking manchildren with no gauge like you tossing cash at anything that even resembles your favorite franchise is one of the biggest reason all media fucking suck now. Please kill yourself.
>>221803392I did like him in the clips I saw of S2. But everything else is still aggressively retarded in a very literal way.
>>221799454they neutered all the factions and remove the ambiguity of the NCR vs Legion
>>221799408Thank's for the reminderI almost made the midtake of givibg season 2 the benefit of the douny
>>221799354I DIDNT BOTHER WITH THE SHOW BECAUSE I KNEW IT WOULD BE SHIT!I WAS A CONSOLE FAG AND ONLY EVER PLAYED FALLOUT 3NEW VEGAS IN XBOX 360I JUST DECIDED TO BUY ALL THE GAMES FROM GOG AND THEN PLAYED FALLOUT 1 AND 2 AND THEN DOWNLOADED A BUNCH OF NEW VEGAS MODS AND REPLAYED THE BEST GAME INSTEAD.
>>221799528She’s your bone stock Filipina. And they are great in bed.
>>221800455Fred Armisen is definitely kike, because attended the Temple B’Nai synagogue in Hattiesburg https://hattiesburgsynagogue.org/wordpress/
>>221802241I loved Fallout 1 and 2 way back in the day, but never felt like Bethesda did the setting any favours, so I fell out of the "fandom" around Fallout 3 and haven't cared much since. I still watched the first season on a whim, and found nothing of any real substance there. The characters keep conveniently ending up wherever important things conveniently are happening. There's never any real sense of direction or location, and often no connectivity between scenes aside from the overarching plot, which kind of feels like it's tacked on and trying to bridge together a ton of standalone clips into a larger story. Just comes across and stupid and incohesive.It's occasionally entertaining, but never likeable, compelling or fulfilling. Never watched S2 as I'm even less invested in the franchise after S1.
>>221799354I stopped paying attention to Fallout in general at E3 2015 when they showed Fallout 4 would have a pre-defined protagonist with a focus on basebuilding and cool moments in power armor over RPG mechanics.
>>221801665>We will have a good RPG in FO4s EngineBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
>>221800344this nigga is a GOY!
>>221799354can someone spoonfeed me what happens in season 2? the first one was so bad i couldn't go any further, but i wonder how much they fucked up new vegas
>>221800344>>221800363i forgot House! how could i forget House!The Absolute cherry on top of the entire season.Amazing performance, absolute 10/10 kino!
>>221802273Pentiment was an incredible game until the third act anon
>>221804834House is also aggressively retarded. He literally pulls up to the back of a pub alone, by himself in a pre-war scene, and asks a couple of drunks to participate real quick in an unethical experiment with the bullshit tech he has in the trunk of his car. Turns out its mind control tech and he makes the big drunk kill the little drunks. Fucking richest CEO in the world is personally doing murders and experiments in broad daylight in some shady alley, it's the dumbest fucking shit. It feels like a greentext about meeting Elon Musk in a random pub, it is so blatantly ridiculous and unrealistic
>>221805152Hey anon, it seems like you accidentally pressed the caps lock key
>>221805454i agree but at the same time i liked the scene. House was completely correct
>>221805473The actor does a great job and he looks the part, but what good is that if the writing is THAT retarded. It's on a level where I genuinely do not understand how it made it through because it makes no sense on a basic level. I feel like even Bethesda Fallout writing usually isn't that stupid.
>>221805528That scene is actually really clever writing, House is pointing out that these unionist thugs are parasites and that they owe him everything because they use his tools, that they paid for Robco and that they are complete obsolete now and going to be replaced by robots.They mock him for being an intellectual with smooth hands implying hes never done honest work, when they are in fact the ones that profited off his innovation.
>>221805578Yeah but the basic premise of him doing experiments in broad daylight in an alley behind a pub just doesn't make sense. They could VERY EASILY have written it a different way
>>221805677it was off the books technology he was using as a bargaining chip to obtain cold fusion tech from vault tec.So he had to do it out of Robco. It was just a genius idea he had that cooked up to sell and get what he really wanted unlimited energy. It was also faulty and didnt work.
>>221805738It's not gonna be remotely believable either way anon. It should just have been some kind of testing location
>>221805948if he goes to an official testing site its on the books. He doesn't want anyone to know about the deal. Even his body double says its above the Vaul tec rep Barb's pay grade. Its essentially a deal between him and the Enclave through Vault TecAnd because no one knows his true identity hes free to do thing stuff like this
>>221805454When I saw this scene I was 100% its his brother giving him a bad name.
>>221805948If you were testing something you didn't want anyone to know about you'd do it an alley with some volunteer "guinea pigs"Also they deserved it
>>221805988how could he have a bad name when no one knows who he is, he never stated who is was an no one knew he was.Assuming his double on tv was House
>>221800271slop consumer
>>221804223kill yourself
>>221799408It's the BROTHERhood of steel ok? Even if ur a limpwristed female to male troon you are an honorary brother. No females allowed in the brotherhood of steel.
>>221806985Seeing a male troon/dyke instead of a tomboy is the most tragic shit to see
>>221800054Next time, leave the subjective reeing out and leave the actual points in.
>>221799354Finished both seasons. Mostly forgettable. The characters suck and I don't care about any of them. I won't blame the show for what started with F4 with all the bright color retro futurism they doubled down on.
>>221809715Who hates the Dad?
>>221802241>I'm a huge fan of the games, yet surprisingly I felt very little desire to check the show out.same hereFor the reasons you said and also I don’t need the video games I like to be turned into movies or shows
>>221808212Cowardly retards will always hide behind subjectivity to cope with being unable to defend garbage. You know it’s shit but you just want to mindlessly consume and don’t have the mental capacity to actually argue anything.
>>221799354Its not canon, so no.
>>221803973>defending Fallout 4 power armorFuck you retard