Helen of Troy.
>>221800957>I"M ACTING
μαϊμού τσιρίζοντας
D:
Helen of Detroit
Ns are demons
>>221800957This is the face that launched a thousand ships... The other way!
Helen da troy
>>221800957looks like police bodycam footage lmao
>I's be acting n shiet
>>221800957She's Clytemnestra in that scene. Presumably stabbing Agamemnon.Not how I pictured her while reading the Oresteia though I must say.
>>221800957
what's the /tv/ equivalent of bazz
>>221801155i keep thinking about this line
>>221801192>mother>daughter >community activist >innocent victim of police violence >justice for lawshawnnda'ha
>>221800957>no no no no what the fuck is this?
Are the people on Reddit saying this is "an objectively stunning woman" pushing a narrative, or have they really deluded themselves into believing it?
Looks like a comfy set
Leave her alone, she can't help how she looks.
>>221801225Holy fuck, It really looks like it was taken from a bodycam, Nolan is a genius.
>>221801301In general, it is the director's and the various stage managers' job to ensure that the actor always appears in the best possible light.
>>221801280They're so fucked up over there most of them honestly don't know whether it's delusional or honest belief but they keep repeating it anyway.
>>221801280You have to be a better man and look past he material and into the spiritual.She is spiritually a magnificent specimen.
Ima buy front row tickets
>>221800957Helen of Ethiopia
>>221800957kek wtf was nolan thinking with this casting
>>221801280Stunning is a pretty nice way of describing someone's looks. Steve Buscemi is stunning
>>221801510You could stick his face in a river to stun fish
>>221801280maybe both? I've seen them praising the "beauty" of people with actual birth defects or damage from freak accidents. And no, it wasn't done in an ironic way.
>>221801280They've been absolutely turbo psyoped by mainstream media they genuinely believe it imo
>>221801359>Nolan has resorted to promoting AI slop to get people to buy a measley ticket>INB4 He ruins Shakespeare next
>>221801280Idk, i feel like ive been living in a twilight zone episode for the past decade. I cant comprehend it anymore no matter how lenient I am with the steelmanning their champion ngubus. there is only suffer
>>221801225keked
>>221801225
>>221801014*τσιρίζουσα εννοούσες μάλλον
>>221800957Helen of Troy is a mythological figure rather than a historical one, so her appearance is open to artistic interpretation
>>221801225damn which version of concord is this?
>>221803757should've made her a super sexy gorilla, while he was at it, then
>>221801280I think you may be retarded.
>>221803757
>>221801280They never believed it, leftists/women all universally maintain the status quo that every woman is a 10, despite reality.
>>221803757>You can accept dragons, elves, and magic rings, but you can't accept a BMW with optional heated seating
>>221801280If there are objectively stunning blat women, they're probably not working in film as they might not be smart enough to be an actor.
>>221801336After her interviews I'd say she's way more beautiful on the outside
>>221803757It's not. That's just a leftist made rule to jsutify one-directional raceswapping that nobody is forced to even consider.Character is X = respect the X
>>221800957Helen of De-Troy-t
>>221803921Because Homer’s epics were passed down through oral traditions before being written down, descriptive terms were often subjective. Some scholars, such as those analyzing classical reception, argue that Greek mythology as a whole includes diverse peoples. For example, the ancient Greeks recognized powerful African civilizations, and historical figures like Memnon (an Ethiopian king who fought in the Trojan War) are deeply embedded in the mythology surrounding Troy
>>221803805>the "rational right" when faced with an opposing opinion
>>221804248>Homer wrote Memnon, an african king into his story>Ergo it's okay if we make 50% of his other characters into desert dwellers too!THe reason leftists take so much medication is because they walk around everyday with extremely painful cognitive dissonance ringing in their head
>>221804248>maybe>some>whatabout>muh memnonYou said nothing of value.Stick to what's said in the source material, stick to what makes sense if you have not enough data.Don't make me go back again to explain how muh Aethiopia has shit to do with what you now think Ethiopia is.People in the mediterranean is either white or egypt cappuccino at best, if you go toward that place, and there aren't Egyptians in Homer. Every single chracter should look like a white euro with sun tanned skin, with some blonde turbo white person like Helen
>>221803865>you can accept multiple Gods speaking to humans, giant sea monsters, a cave of cyclopes, a bag of wind, a magic wand turning men into pigs, sacred cows, and magic singing bird women, but you can't accept a black actress in the 15638th rendition of the story
>>221804421>the left when it can't meme
>>221803757That's fascinating. Ancient Greeks still weren't black, and this looks objectively laughable.
>>221804525I won't tell you to kill yourself because I am not a petulant child
>>221804515Yes. Fantastical elements are fantastical elements. Raceswapping isn't. If you don't understand this, it's because you're autistic.
>>221804515you don't even understand a basic meme lmao
>>221800957Helen of deTroy
>>221800957Shaniqua of D'Troy
>>221804421>the "rational left" when a violent criminal OD's
>>221801155>>221801236this one works just as well, if you know your Homer:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Eky9MK7-HI
>>221804515Yes.
>Because Homer’s epics were passed down through oral traditions before being written down, descriptive terms were often subjective. Some scholars, such as those analyzing classical reception, argue that Greek mythology as a whole includes diverse peoples. For example, the ancient Greeks recognized powerful African civilizations, and historical figures like Memnon (an Ethiopian king who fought in the Trojan War) are deeply embedded in the mythology surrounding Troy>>221804508>You said nothing of value.Let the professor Jordan Peterson explain to you. https://vocaroo.com/18twJnNhzgJO
>>221804515I'm glad you finally get it
>>221804464Memnon being black is highly debatable, but lt's entertain the idea.Ok, he's a king hired to defend Troy and coming from afar.That just means you have a company of black guys and a black commander among the many companies during the royal rumble in front of Troy during a part of the battle that is neither in the Iliad nor in the Odyssey.Far away "aethiopians" like Andromeda aren't black in any wayI don't understant why everyone should be in everything.It's a story about whites, leave it be. Someone else will make Sinners or whatever in the other set.
>>221801014>>221803661Αράπης
>>221804515These things are in the setting. Blacks aren't.Hope it helps.Make another movie starring black people only, representitard
>>221800957Have you seen the webm? This shit is pure jump cut horror slop.
>>221804548Sure, lmao. We can tell by your post
>>221801280They just ban people who say otherwise. It's a herd mentality woman brained place. Agree with the head bitch Stacy on everything or you can't sit with us Becky.
>Helen of Troy is a mythological figure rather than a historical one, so her appearance is open to artistic interpretation
>>221804674Can you imagine the sex? She'll probably take away my dick at the end as some sort of trophy but I have a feeling it might be worth it.
>>221804464>>221804508>>221804534In Greek mythology, Helen is the daughter of Zeus and Leda. Some ancient traditions and texts reference Zeus with the epithet "Aethiops" (often translated as "burnt face" or referring to dark/glowing skin), leading some modern scholars to suggest that his divine offspring could actually reflect diverse racial ancestries>>221804515Sent that freak to Τάρταρος
>>221801280>Are the people on Reddit saying this is "an objectively stunning woman" pushing a narrative, or have they really deluded themselves into believing it?
>>221804729>Ummm ummm ummm but if you dig HARD ENOUGH you can find an excuse...No. Ancient Greeks weren't black, and this still looks objectively laughable.
>>221804548You can’t even own your aggression on an anonymous board, truly pathetic
>>221801225Aren't leftists upset that everyone has access to bodycam footage now to see how crazy blacks really are and how reasonable cops are 95% of the time? lol
>>221804699Sorry, Saar, not into bestiality in this club.
>>221803757Should’ve cast Danny Devito as Helen.
*makes chuds TREMBLE*
>Some ancient traditions and texts reference Zeus with the epithet "Aethiops" (often translated as "burnt face" or referring to dark/glowing skin), leading some modern scholars to suggest that his divine offspring could actually reflect diverse racial ancestries
>>221804807It’s especially funny because bodycams on cops were a leftist cause celebre in the early 2010s and nothing has raised White racial awareness than the endless rabid monke footage that has come from them
>*makes chuds TREMB-ACK
>>221804787>getting aggressive over seeing a differing opinionAs I said a child throwing a tantrum, how quiant. >>221804807They also show cops saying "turn your bodycam off" 95% of the time they do something illegal
>>221804699>She'll probably take away my dick at the end as some sort of trophyA heckin empowered Black woman of couleur stealing something? You just commited a racism. Now apologize.
>>221804807no, now they just don't talk about them anymore/pretend they don't exist
>>221804745Ancient Greece was connected by trade and migration with regions across the Mediterranean, including Ancient Egypt, Nubia, and the Levant. People of diverse ancestries lived around the Mediterranean, so it would not have been impossible for someone of African ancestry to appear in Greek traditions
>>221800957The face that launched a thousand slave ships.
>>221804925>so it would not have been impossible for someone of African ancestry to appear in Greek traditionsOther than the fact they were expressly xenophobic towards outsiders.
>>221804927Wrong.
>>221800957Knew I'd seen her somewhere before
>>221804935Greek society literally depended on interaction with foreigners. Greek city-states traded extensively with Phoenicia, Ancient Egypt, Scythia, and many other regions. Foreign merchants, craftsmen, mercenaries, and residents were common in many cities
>>221804973>Greek society literally depended on interaction with foreigners.So did the British Empire. The culture was still expressly xenophobic.
>>221801280I just looked at the r/movies reddit and they're only sharing positive reviews so probably the latter
>>221804807Sweden doesn’t even let the news show images of criminals because it “increases racism”.
>>221804853>It’s especially funny because bodycams on cops were a leftist cause celebre in the early 2010s and nothing has raised White racial awareness than the endless rabid monke footage that has come from themThe bodycams are to hold the police accountable for their utter stupidity and laziness dumbass. Just because blacks are a scourge unto themselves does not mean we should allow the police who have large responsibilities to shirk them. 99% of the problems with cops are that they hire lazy, stupid, indolent losers and they protect them far too much for their low value.
>>221804983Originally, "barbarian" referred to people who did not speak Greek. Ancient Greeks primarily categorized people by language, culture, and political community, not by the modern concept of race based mainly on skin color
>>221804807>95% of the timeMore like 99.9%+ of the time. "Police Brutality" is literally a fucking meme at this point. It's bullshit leftists patently lie to you about because their narrative requires blacks to be """oppressed""" in order to get what they want.
>>221804906Lmao, coping hard I see.
>>221805052>not by the modern concept of race based mainly on skin colorhttps://www.cambridge.org/core/books/abs/empire-and-ideology-in-the-graecoroman-world/protoracism-in-graecoroman-antiquity/A5D4D83E66835B4DB8FE73AE0000EC4B
>>221804906>They also show cops saying "turn your bodycam off" 95% of the time they do something illegalBodycams keep recording when 'off' and can be accessed after. And it's usually a disciplinary event turning off a bodycam when with a detainee.
>>221805148>Obviously, in classical antiquity racism did not exist in the modern form of a biological determinism
>>221805148Greek identity was a matter of cultural and civic participation rather than biological purity. Foreigners could "shed" their barbarian status by adopting Greek language, philosophy, and customs
>>221805179Yeah the Odyssey really is just ancient capeshit
>>221804515
Why do Americans have terminal negrophilia?
>>221805344jews
where's the rapping scene?
>>221800957I ERE!
What would the Joker say if this would be Rachel??
>>221804515There'd be less uproar if they'd cast a sexy black actress
>>221801093Criminally underrated post
>>221805444Can't have that. You can't cast any attractive non whites. It's like they're contractually obligated to find the ugliest bitches possible like Zendaya. You can fill stadiums with amount of sexy women irl if you just go to some Bali beach clubs for a week and ask them to be movie stars.
>>221805511That joke was made day 1
>>221805541Could've cast picrel but instead we need a sheboon for DEI points and ragebait.
>>221805573Fuck me I absolutely hate Nolan's obsession with editing scenes out of order
>>221805628That's a jeeta
>>221804807You seem to be under the impression that leftards formulate a conclusion based on facts. They don't.They start with the conclusion "blacks are just like us, socioeconomic factors, etc" and everything that doesn't fit into that mold is propaganda.
>>221805691Wrong
>I know better than the father of western literature
This movie makes a lot of sense when your remember Chris Nolan has lived in LA for the last 15-20 years or so
>>221800957It's a jump scare movie?
>>221805221Are you still arguing that Helen if Troy should be an ugly black lady? Because you’re still far from convincing anyone.
>>221805210lol it's obvious how they tried to hide how racist was normal back then and now>>221805221so why didn't we see any sort of sub-saharan african remains in Ancient Greek civ my subhuman nignog friend?
>>221801359Damn, didnt know Millie Bobby Brown and Elle Fanning are in the Odyssey
>>221804906> They also show cops saying "turn your bodycam off" 95% of the time they do something illegalI guess that is why leftists now agitate for removing police body cams rather than making them permanently on while on duty
>>221805221>Greek identity was a matter of cultural and civic participation rather than biological purityWhere did this idea come from? Yeah obviously ancient Gauls weren't racist against blacks or whatever. They didn't even fucking know that black people exist. How is Greeks talking about India and Ethiopia as distant, exotic places any different from "racist" 19th century Orientalism? Didn't the Successor kingdoms quite famously fuck themselves over by trying to be ethnocentric colonies ruling over eastern peasants instead of integrating into the Persian empire like Alexander wanted?
>>221800957why can't they cast hot black women like the music industry does?
That's Clytemnestra not Helen.
>>221803757Friendly reminder. The nasty smelly browns that inhabit Palestine today was originally settled by gay Greek pelesets. We need to return palestine to the gays
OOGA BOOGA BOOGA
>>221805927There'd only be murmurings of disapproval were that the case, which is not what they wantIt's the same for Severus Snape in the HBO series.They could have cast a hook-nosed Persian fellow with naturally long greasy dark curtains and sallow features, but they went straight to the woefully unfitting sub-Saharan lot insteadThe controversy is the point. You don't get to feel sanctimonious and enlightened if no one cares about your subversion.No one actually believes Lupita Nyong'o is one of the world's most beautiful women, it's just virtue signalling and the bigotry of low expectations
>>221804630Ο Αραψ....ΧΑΧΑΧΑhttps://youtu.be/lEboqb2cN5Q
>>221803661>There are Hellenes on /tv/Βασισμένο
>>221801280How much longer do we have to put up with Lupita and Zendaya?
>>221800957>Highest grossing movie of the year is girlboss peach with Brie Larson woke queen>Devils wears prada 2 box office success despite the fact they cut Sydney Sweeney>MAGA Sydney humiliated in euphoria>woke true detective season 4 was a critical and commercial success>Sophie Turner as Lara Croft>Black helen of troyWokeness has won
>>221806258>Slop is popularDamn who woulda thunk.
>>221800957Felon of Troy
>>221806389what the fuck is this
>>221804248>the ancient Greeks recognized powerful African civilizationsAfrica had no civilization until they were introduced to it by european colonial empires.
>>221803757That's great an all, but shut the fuck up.
>>221800957she's a queen chud
>>221803645You merely adopted th . . ohhhhh sheeeiiit nword
>>221801280
>>221804515No.At one, time maybe, but you guys ruined that kind of thinking.fuck off forever
>>221804421ask Charlie Kirk how the left handles opposing opinion
>>221804807they were the ones demanding it. cant walk back now teloing racists were right now that they were redpilled as well. makes courtcases easier as well, no? can go the other way as well of course by deluding themselves so hard to a level of psychosis like with saint floyd. all the evidence in all the surveillance and cam footage and they still blamed chauvin. thats why no one can take their movement serious. its a sham.
>>221800957Look, the race doesn't matter. It really doesn't. Helen of Troy was Mediterranean. But the looks absolutely matter. By legend, Helen was the most beautiful woman in the region. That is her defining trait. So get a woman of any color to play her, fine. But holy shitballs, she has to be beautiful. That is the whole point. That is the only point.Pic related: what a beautiful Greek woman might look like.
>>221803757>her appearance is open to artistic interpretationAnd I am open to calling that artistic interpretation hideous
>>221806610Nolan's greatest work
>>221806389the phasing through the tree is last jedi throne room level of incompetence
>>221803757When I found out the Troy siege lasted 10 years I was rolling. If Helen was the most beautiful woman in the world at the start, I promise you she wasn't at the end. It's a story for kids, who cares. Imagine caring about Megan Fox in 2020
>>221804925>>221804973>>221805052>>221805221No. There were no blacks.
>>221806389>>221806732YOU there. What is your profession
>>221803757so black panther can be white
>>221806258>Things that never happenedkek>>221806659>she's a queen chudQueen kong
>>221806721If it says it's Mediterranean she can only be white / tanned white
>>221804807showing blacks committing crimes in racist
>>221803757No. She's white.Stop crying
>>221806258>If I ignore everything else, I'm a winner
>>221804807No they are busy pretending they don't know what you're talking about.
>>221801280you can parse through who drinks the koolaid and who peddles the koolaid by simply saying they look like who they're calling beautiful and stunning and watching their reactionnaturally, someone who calls a woman beautiful would feel flattered to be compared to them instead of being taken aback
>>221806888
>>221800957We wuz Trojans an shieeet
>>221800957More like>Helen of Goy
>>221806879but we all know...man, blacks cry so much about racism when they get away with SO MUCHwe don't kill those apes enough
>>221804515Correct. Blacks and browns need to fuck off, they're all ugly fucking retards.
>>221801280Without a single shred of irony leftists truly see blacks as their Gods, the evidence of it is everywhere
>>221805781>This movie makes a lot of sense when your remember Chris Nolan has lived in LA for the last 15-20 years or soA film director who started in the 90s has been living in LA? For a long time? Woah.
>>221804515yes?
>>221801225/thred.
>>221801155
>>221801359Any one of these big juicy jugged women could have played Helen when compared to the chimp from Kenya.
>>221804962lmao
>>221801359いま
>>221805781Trump should report him for not maintaining good moral character.
ε ρε φίλε τι τραβάμεμεταξύ αυτής και της Τροίας με τον μπραπ πιτ
>>221804158Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss!!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>the most beautiful woman in the world
>>221800957Felon of Detroit
>>221801280You see them here too. I think it's a psyops to push interracial shit.
>>221804848
>>221805573>that editingI feel like im watching a tik tok
>>221800957Oprah of Troy
>>221805573Does Nolan drink before he clocks in?
>>221807822*deport
>>221801432Probably about the prequel to this movie, starring him and a more realistic but noticeably younger Helen of Troy, directed by the producers of this movie. Probably including some type of traditional Carthaginian subplot.
>>221800957Revisionist sistery
>>221801280I like her,specially her big ass. I don't know why you people threw a hissy fit.
>>221806732Why are giants so lethargic?
>>221800957I kind of want to plug this in AI so she's giving a very agressive and degrading hand job
>>221808271Low blood pressure from being gigantic
>>221807846No different than during peak woke they were putting fat black women up on billboards were fit White hot female models used to go.
>>221805968She plays both, so it's still relevant
>>221806258>woke true detective season 4 was a critical and commercial successIt really is crazy how good season one was that they are STILL riding it's coat tails. No one, literally not a single person liked true detective season 4, unanimously hated and forgotten the second it finished, yet they get a season five with the same show runner etc because there was literally nothing else to watch at the time so retards still streamed it.
>>221800957That’s her sister
>>221801280It is ideological, religious even. To say otherwise is treason in their culture, so they must acquiesce >>221803757Here we go again with black hermione...send in the BMWs into Troy then if it is so fictional and malleable
>>221804515No, I cannot. Sorry that you feel this way
