You got so BTFO so badly that your posting camrip clips hoping it sways people. Top kek.
>>221801111>>221801111Can we talk about Obsession instead?
>>221801111I can't wait for the sub 30% audience scores.
>>221801202Metacritic user reviews will be fun
These all look terrible
>>221801228
>>221801111Esl paneet
>>221801228>>221801212>OOHHHH LLLAAAAWWWWDDDDDD>DAT HHHAAARRRSSEEEEEEEE
>>221801129Bro why can't the camera just stay still for a second this is retarded tiktok editing
>>221801129The way how Matt use the fucking longbow piss me off so badly that i want that Nolan never direct other movie again
>>221801149The greatest scene from the greatest film ever created. Round up all other movies and burn them. Forcefully retire all actors. We've hit peak, no point in trying any more.
>>221801372There's another scene where he strings and shoots a bow and in both of these scenes he looks like he's never handled a bow before in his life
>>221801149What happened? Why can't he just break the branches?
>>221801610That would be very rude
>>221801424Ya think?
>>221801111Yep. These people got cocky after supergirl and overplayed their hand. Now, they're having a chimp out.
>>221801149This doesn't make any sense. That doesn't look like a trap that got sprung at all. It looks like they just walked directly into a spot that had aome branches and stopped for no reason instead of cutting them down. Then when they turned around, suddenly there were more branches? If this was a trap, why not show it in action. That's some really poor direction desu
>>221801672>these peopleWho? You?
>>221801149VGH, pure kinography that only true kinosseurs can appreciate...
>>221801501Somehow, Nolan made Matt Damon look more ridiculous than he did in Zhang Yimou's The Great Wall
>>221801111>your posting camrip clips hoping it sways people.That movie looks legitimately awful tho. Every one of those clips only confirm what we already knew
How long can this last where they get to pretend this awful piece of shit is a 100/100 movie
>s-stop posting the actual movie it doesn't count What did he mean by this
>>221801111I mean it will make a lot of money. Don't Nolan flicks always do that? Anyone who's saying it won't is coping. With that being said I'm not so sure it will have the staying power of his other movies.
>>221801111>SPECTACULAR!>10/10!>A TRIUMPH!>CHRISTOPHER NOLAN'S THE ODYSSEY (2026) IS AN INSTANT CLASSIC!
>>221801111dude the critics have been shilling woke slop for decades.
Dude everyone is having fun over how bad it is and then seeing the shills just continue having a blast spamming how good it actually is. Noone takes hollyslop serious anymore.
>>221801111>yourYou’re
>>221801111Those aren't real critics.
>>221801129Why did the Engineers do it bros?
>>221801129This looks so bombastically bad.
>>221802997>grifter is when someone has an opinion I don't like
>https://streamable.com/fst7jywhat accent is that?
>>221801111You're coping hard lol
>>221801149Ni!
>>221801111>posting camrip clips hoping it sways peopleDon’t care about the culture war, but this shit is hilarious
I watched the camrip and I’m a tad confused. There are some changes from Troy (2004). In that one Melanaius died and Helen runs away with Paris but here Melanius lives and Helen retains as his wife. Which outcome is canon to the manga?
>>221801111>trusting the """critics"""
>>221803183>RRRIIIIGGGIUUSSSSS
>>221803068hehis holland using his english accent? it's not like it matters
>>221803250In the books Menelaus gets Helen when Troy falls and he takes her back to Sparta, where she speak to Telemachus in the first part of the Odyssey
>>221801111I know these posters have literally zero understanding of how their political opponents think about anything, but these triumphant posts about the fucking critic score are still hilariously out of touch.
>>221801111Yeah, kinda like how you had your cock sliced in half and pretend it's a cunt
just finished watching the camrip. The most effective scene in the movie was Circe mutating the soldiers into pigs. 10/10 body horror, reminded me of The Fly. The rest of the movie was dogshit, especially the fucking modern dialogue holy shit what a horrible choice
>>221803183lol
>>221805914Yep. No idea how this got a 96% on RT. Terrible movie from start to finish.
>>221806462>No idea how this got a 96% on RTLast Jedi got a 91% anon
>>221801111film is legit 10/10 I was fucking enthralled for the entire time, also im from mumbai in pakistan I loved it and so do mine countrymans
>>221806462You don't agree that Black Panther is the pinnacle of cinematic achievement?
>>221806828based and same saar, surprised a paki fuck like you has decent taste
>>221801111In all honesty, I didn't expect this to flop. People engaged in this culture war are just a tiny fraction of the public, the vast majority of people are unaware of all this and for them, it's quite simple: Nolan is a good filmmaker, his last movie was good, so they're going to see this one.Now, it's obvious the critics would love it. They operate in the same wavelenght as the Academy critics, so the most important thing about a movie is its diversity rating. You got a pooner playing Achilles, Zendaya™ playing Athena (the only god in the story for some reason) and Gout Gout playing Helen of troy, so of course they'll give it a 10/10.
>ARGOS SAVE ME AHHHHH
>>221801170The slow swings above matt's head make me laugh every time
>>221807307>hunting boars with bow and arrow
>>221807307what the hellwhy is it so.. flat? boring? sluggish?pretentious too
>>221807307>>221801372Appologize
>>221807307>>221801129Could no one teach the cunt how to pretend to use a bow correclty?
>>221801129What was he aiming down at in the beginning?
>>221807405I can't wait for Mike Loades' review of this shit.
>>221807432He's on a boat aiming towards the shoreline, it's hard to tell because of the shitty editing and the retarded way Matt Damon uses a bow.
>>221801111this is gonna be another 99% critics 30% audience lmao
>>221801149>Want OscarActual jeet slop clipping through the tree, what the fuckahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahaahhaahahhahaahhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahhhh JOEWARI DA
>>221801111Ok.
/tv/ is wrong about literally everything all the time. this is going to make a billion dollars too which will make it even sweeter.
>>221801129That bow is supposed to kill giants and he shoots it like it's a water pistol
>>221807307Is this actual editing from the film?
>>221807672>billion dollarsretardnolan doesn't make billies except via batman
>>221801149>"OH NO, BRANCHES OF WOOD?"This is somehow worse than Spiderman vs fridge
>>221801212>>221801228This can't be real...
>>221801501The bow itself doesn't look like it can throw arrows with much force.
>>221801652Is he mocking critical drinker? That thing look like him.
If people like it and it makes money then it's not woke, and not indicative of woke fatigue.
>>221807728remember my post when you are proven wrong yet again
Idk but the whole movie it looked like Matt Damon just wanted to go home, ironically. Like he was just phoning it in and accepting the check. All these critics are desperately coping with "it was an 'inward' performance" are huffing their own farts.
>>221807307That's the ending? Holy fuck that's bad?
>>221801212>>221801228SHIEEEEEET
>>221807876>the whole movie it looked like Matt Damon just wanted to go homeI mean, that sounds appropriate for Odysseus
>chuddies editing camrip clips to make the movie look badthis is just sad
>>221807862oppenheimer didn't even make a billie friend and that had barbie
>>221807973Why don't you try editing some to make the movie look good?
>>221807973https://gofile.io/d/U8BxsOyou can literally just watch it yourself nigga
>>221807981And no Spider-Man to compete with
>>221801129Leftoids have to pretend this is quality filmmaking to own the chuds
>>221808005Even's Nolan's best couldn't do that.
>>221801149IF ONLY THEY COULD TWIST SIDEWAYS TO SLIP PAST THE TREES!!!!!!!!!
>>221807672If /tv/ is wrong about everything all the time, then why are you spamming the board? Wouldn't it just be mundane?
>>221808100Twisting sideways wasn't invented yet, Nolan's a stickler for historical accuracy.
>>221801149HAHAHAHA why does this look like a shitty parody movie
>>221801149>*record scratch*>*freeze frame*>yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
>>221808086this. peak clown world
>>221808159Is he looking at his dick?
>>221808032I will, tomorrow in Imax.Seethe and cry.
>>221801111>you lotStupid Britbong had to upload his ID to post here.
>chuds go through the movie frame by frame to find someone pulling a weird face for a second so they can post it alongside "OHNONONONONO AHAHAHAHA"yikes...
>>221808318>New Delhiofc you’re a jeet lmao
>>221806462Because this movie is more akin to a symbol of a now faded era blockbusters. Then you add to that the culture war bullshitteries.Its just a generally bland movie with bad cinematography exept for some scene here and there and some good acting.Nolan is first and foremost an upper class urbanite and his movies are ultimately product of his environment, artificial and sterile. They have, on paper, all the right parts and ideas, but somehow they just dont have that creative spark that would elevate them above what are basically the movie equivalent of doctors office; they may have a bit of superfical personality, but once you remove the thin outer layer they are just the same sterile environment.
>>221807307this is supposed to be young Elliot Page btw
>>221801111>popcornmeter --they're afraid
>>221808318How the fuck is this supposed to make money when the only people who want to see it are paying $7 for a ticket?
>>221807876that's unironically just the shitty dumbed down "modern" dialogue they retardedly decided to have everyone speak. It literally sounds like he's just talking normally to someone on the street in 2026, super jarring
>>221808349Nah, I moved there just to use the indian ip for shitposts on /int/ and /pol/. You wouldn't get it.
>>221808318>As of July 16, 2026, 690 Indian Rupees (INR) is equal to $7.16 US Dollars (USD).lol.
>>221808376>the movie equivalent of doctors office; they may have a bit of superfical personality, but once you remove the thin outer layer they are just the same sterile environment.Kind of a cool comparison ngl.
>>221807252>his last movie was good,The one where Cillian Murphy stared off in the distance for 3 hours?
>>221808431>I moved therethirdie cope
Just like comments were disabled, this is just manufactured scores. It's bait.
>>221808318I knew you would be a fucking Pajeet.
>trusting some fart huffing critics to tell me what I should watch or notHaven't we had this conversation too many times?
>>221808349>>221808504Does that trigger you, yeah?
>>221808129He's afraid
>>221801342I hate how this is the norm and not enough people are complaining about it. I went to see Obsession and most of the scenes have the camera shift shots every time a character talk to one another. It's fucking annoying.
>>221801140Or black man running around hallways?
>>221801372Back in thr day, the studios would invest weeks, sometimes months, into an actors ability to hold a weapon or fight properly enough. Now it's spent on DEI consultants or "critics" to make sure the modern audience is happy.
>>221801129Nolan cannot film action.
>>221801111Have you seen it?I won't, I'm not only proud of that, I'm smug about it.
>>221808436And that's in IMAX so regular tickets are about $3.58.
>>221808820That's just Nolan not giving a shit. He has plenty of budget to train actors not to look stupid doing the shit he asks them to do, he just doesn't care. He wants to use the big camera.
>>221808394Lol he grew down instead of up
>>221801111Critics only score.KYS
>>221808869
>>221801111REEEEEE IM CRYING AND SCREAMING AND SHITTING IN MY PANTS
>>221809015That's because of the artificial hormones you take and the fact that you had your natural genetalia ripped open to create a festering permanent wound, Sophie.
>>221808431Pathetic jeet. So, how much are you paid to shill that garbage ? Out of curiosity.
>>221809037>SophieIt’s Lilith, actually
>>221808318This image is literally AI-generated.
>>221801129the worst fucking part is the colors actually look fine, but the camera work is dated by like 20 years. why film firing a bow like that? why no wide low angles? fucking nolan
>>221807307Dogshit
>>221801129Is the audio decent? I dont plan on seeing this trash in the cinema anyhow
>>221802997This. They're all faggots.
>>221801111OP is a massively Delusional troon. I wish he'd fuck off to his discord. This whole board is shit due to shills and delusional trannies. Imagine being such an NPC that you base you opinion on other stranger's opinions and "scores".
>>221801129This is what I'm supposed to go see? Lol
>>221807307WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT EDITING?!?!?
>OI! STEP AWAY FROM THE IMMIGRANT STABBIN' YOU! YER'LL DAMAGE 'IS KNOIF BLADE!
>>221801111Someone post the cyclops scene
>>221801111Could a theatre run the original Odyssey right now? IS that actually possible? If so, how much do you think it would make?
>>221807307Bro what was that cut....
>>221801129>matt damon aims good for ones>saves the negro soldierwoah who would have thought
>>221801111Holy shit, better than The Prestige, Inception, The Dark Knight, and Interstellar, this is Black Panther level
>>221801129Absolute and utter trash. Approval of this is just demonstrating your allegiance to anti-Western lefty ideology.
>>221809416>Could a theatre run the original Odyssey right now?What do you mean by original you mong?
>>221801111>Bro le critics critics said it was greatest movie ever!That score is gonna drop like an anchor when noncucked critics watch it and it's going to flop hard ass shit. Woke last stand is already at broke.
>>221809448Sunken costs, they've gloated too much to turn back now.
>>221801149So this is just straight AI slop. The guy going from center to right just passes straight through the middle of a tree. What. the. fuck.
>>221809540nah that's an illusion, he passes the tree look closer
>>221809459the '54 film
>>221809199>Is the audio decentIt is peak Nolan, completely unedited. Hope you like subtitles in your native language and constantly adjusting volume between action and spoken words.
>>221809081I won't tell you since you seem like a rude person.
>>221797007>>221797007>>221797007
>>221801212>>221801228The face that launched a thousands sheeeits
>>221801963Gaslighting and talking past your detractors is how this nation works now.
>>221807307Is this film edited by AI?
