Han Solo fits really well into the trope category of "rogue", ergo he's good writing.I'm too stupid to realise that when Anakin says he "built" C3PO, that he didn't actually build him from complete scratch, but that he pieced together old discarded scrap parts of broken droids, despite that being obvious since, you know, he's a slave at a scrap yard.
>says he "built" something, implying he designed and constructed it from scratch>actually assembled pre existing parts like a 60IQ factory line worker and pretended it was hard for attention and prestigemany such cases
>>221803407>>221803464The hottest posts from 2014. Gawd I love me sum /tv/.
>>221803464this is no different from every person whose ever told you they "built" their PC
Its still dumb as fuck to shoehorn him into the first movie.
>build a house>some faggot on /tv/ says I didn't because an architect drew up the plans
>>221803975mogged
>>221803407>The actors put too much effort into choreography, that means it's soulless and meaningless
>>221805158>The half-trained emotionally compromised Luke wailing on Darth Vader is clearly the be-all end-all of jedi combat, Obi-Wan should've discarded all his training and started swinging his lightsaber like a baseball bat the moment his teacher went down
Come on, live.
>still seething after all these years
>>221805394Quiet, Rlmbot.>>221803407What are his other dumbshit complaints that stood out to you? For me it's him asking why the jedi would split up and acting like the movie is irreparably broken because of that "lapse in logic".
>>221803464FYIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R5peL26L-U
>>221806077Several. The Plinkett reviews are hilarious and the character as an elderly serial killer racist and fat schizophrenic is brilliant but the criticism is poor and basically did kill Star Wars because JJ and Simon Pegg watched them and followed every single piece of advice. Here are some:>why does the empire has a senate? its clear george lucas was making shit up along the wayIt's literally stated minutes later that the Senate was needed to govern the vast empire and needed to keep the population feel represented to stop an uprising. Tarkin announces that the senate has been dissolved, their power given to local governors and that the Death Star will scare the people into submission.>the entire podracing thingApparently Qui Gon should have force choked Watto, stolen the piece and taken Anakin by force. Which leads to the next one>if they are slaves why do they have their own houseBecause Watto won them in lieu of payment and he wanted to keep his investment but he's not the evil slave master. If they left without his release their heads would explode.>why did the gungans helpBecause the federation is invading the entire planet.>why did windu said they had to hurry and stop palpatine but walked at a brisk paceHe was literally 10 feet away from the ship and the next scene was him coming to arrest him with 3 other Jedi.There are more that stood out that I can't remember at the moment. But you could tell which parts were written by Rich Evans because the impressive action and special effects were summarily dismissed with statements like "who cares it's all boring and shallow and bad".
>>221803407Lucas had an idea for the Maul fight and pod raceEverything else is filler and unrelated material to get to those points
>>221806464Anakin leaving his mom behind was a decent scene. Qui Gonn's death and funeral are kino and sovlful.
>be a male critic/reviewer>think 'profession in the movie' is a weak/ignorable character traitliterally any male character who has a 'big personality' is insufferable (in movies, but oh god are those autistic LARPers horrendous IRL).give a character a job, he has a skill set as the result of that job. it's either useful or it gets the gang into trouble. when did that stop being solid writing? do people WANT Captain Jack Sparrow...?
