I’m getting kinda nervous by these leaks so far.
>>221803605POV: you work at Burger King
what I've seen of the camrip is so bad I'm convinced Nolan made it shit on purpose to fuck with SOMEONEbut whomst
>>221803605>leakscamprip has been up for half a day, don't tell me you're actually going to pay for that slop
>>221803637Can somebody break it down into reels for me? I feel like this is the only suitable format
>>221803605bro 2 minutes in and it's already irredeemable slop. How the FUCK does this have a 99%?
>>221803605>Kick that n****r bitch of the the Scaean Gate! NI***R!!!!
>>221803669The editing is already adhd as fuck anon
it's a shame the audio in the leak is so fucked up, can't really make out what they're saying
>>221803675Only Merchants&Saars
>>221803605>OOOK OOOOK!!
>>221803605It's the flash back death scene of Agamemnon from his nigger wife played by the same nigger who plays Helen. It's when the ghost of Agamememnon is talking to Odysseus.
>>221803675contrarianism, it's the epitome of woke and checks every DEI mark on the list, so it was never going to do worse>>221803633>Nolan made it shit on purpose to fuck with SOMEONEmaybe something about his Oscar win really got under his skin?
>>221803713That's the intended Nolan experience
>>221803605fuck this nazi chud nolan. cancel his ass now
>>221803605>>221803725I put the clip with sound in that /wsg/ thread>>>/wsg/6196598
>>221803605Who plays Achilles in the underworld part... unless Nolan cut it.
Someone post the tree webm.
>>221803707seriously what the fuck were they thinking? Normies are gonna be constantly whiplashed and unable to keep track of the story (and don't give me the "hurr it's a 5,000 year old story" shit, most people have no idea what the Odyssey is)
>>221803772Testosterone seems to have destroyed her skin
My current theory is that Nolan is salty that bane memes are mostly forgotten in 2026 and wanted to one-up Hess on cringekino.
>>221803786Elliot Page's character Sinon replaces Achilles in the underworld.
>>221803859Lmao really
>>221803884Yup
>>221803629kek
>>221803605>WE WUZ KANGZZZ
>>221803884Yep, really. I kind of suspect that they had her playing Achilles initially and then reshot it to have her play another character because the blow back to the rumor of her playing Achilles was so bad.
>>221803605is that supposed to be the most beautiful woman in Greece?
>>221803605The only scene that really engaged me was the Trojan Horse one, a gritty and realistic yet still faithful rendition. The rest is pretty bad yeah, definitely doesn't capture the spirit of the epic and feels like generic Hollywood slop. It doesn't even have the famous "I'm Nobody" line. The structure is also all over the place, no way normies will enjoy this.
so is the film actually set in the future or was that all a cope for people in denial of how bad it looks?
>>221803817>bane memes are mostly forgotten in 2026What the fuck are you smoking, baneposting is eternal.
>>221804013Cope, though they do try to give it a "the true history behind the epic" angle by tying the story a bit to the Bronze Age Collapse and the Sea Peoples. It doesn't resolve any of the problems, but that's the closest thing to a setting twist that people were expecting.
>>221803802It's actually the most accurate line by line adaptation of the Odyssey, anon.>and Odysseus, faced with the fury of the giants, swung his blade>while his men, following the ruddiest of them all, ran into trees of dubious width and durability>when upon discovering their error, their thoughts lay with their leader, his struggle continuing>turning their backs, they faced yet more trees of twig like density, yet break through them they did not, for reasons heretofore unknown to man, nor god>and yet Odysseus continued to hack awkwardly at the large men, bereft of the knowledge of any choreographer of combat>while his men stood facing their deaths, delivered to the gates of Hades by the largest of men, stabbing effortlessly through the bars of their feeble prison>their deaths were of the most painful of extremes, though sizeable men they were in life>for you, reader of their story, inheritor of their tale
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>>221803802I heard IMAX film has serious length limits, so you literally cannot film more minutes that the ones they filmed, and the editing woman said she had to be brutal with it
>>221804013I wish they did that, actually a really cool idea instead of this temu version of a hollywood epic. Seriously Nolan sucks at this.
>>221803990>The only scene that really engaged meJesus Christ...You could actually have said "COCKS IN MY MOUTH PLS" and come across as less of a giant faggot.
>>221803990>prancing 3d printed horse>gritty and realistic
>>221803990>horse doesn't even have wheels so you know they just dragged it across the ground>somehow fail to notice the dozen or so guys sealed inside it bumping around when they haul it upright
>>221804129seems like a pretty big oversight...
>>221804129Is that why Nolan is obsessed with doing everything in a single take? Would explain a lot.
Is Agamemnon in the movie a lot? Does he get any meme lines?
>>221805021nonot really. He mostly just aura farms
>>221805021That Safdie jew is an atrocious actor holy shitwith sound >>6196710
This was beyond shit. At least that gigantic piece of shit tdkr had some cool action scenes. This had fucking nothing. And why was a jeet on screen for 70% of the movie?
>>221803740Seriously, why is he so bad at this? Every single fucking time.
>>221805479>And why was a jeet on screen for 70% of the movie?Probably to appeal to a new audience more in line with the social makeup.
>>221803859Because of the backlash did they ADR all the lines calling her Achilles to change her name to Sinon or whatever the fuck?
Lol, is this Mad Max?>>>/wsg/6196621
>>221805351Bad quote >>>/wsg/6196710 with sound
>>221805635Wow.
The movie is actually so bad that the woke and DEI aspects of it actually take a backseat to the simple criticism of atrocious editing, atrocious dialogue and acting, and dull cinematography. The whole 3 hours of it is just a torture to sit through. Nolan takes the adventure completely out of it and it's just a bunch of modern anglocentric therapy-core with white male self-flagellation and occasional feminist activism.
>>221805566no, there's an important subplot about Sinon in the army lottery in Ithaca
>>221803605>I’m more than just my beauty.
I just watched it. What an awful movie. Sasuga, Nolan.
>>221805839The second one. There was a stretch of time when according to Rotten Tomatoes, Black Panther was a better made film than Citizen Kane.
>>221805839Trust the experts
This is the Morbius of sword&sandalshit
It's fucking stupid that Helen and Clytemnestra are played by the same actress even though one is Zeus' daughter and the other isn't. Also what is the point of Helen's face launching 1000 ships if there is another face that looks exactly the same.
>>221803990Makes sense because that's what the preview consisted of.
>>221805839I'm gonna start calling my shits a Colossal Piece of Cinema
>>221805839Honestly why even bother to go see it at all? Stay home, take all the money you were going to spend on gas, and donate it to Nolan directly.
>>221806286Literal drone behavior
>>221803772>loony troonwell done lmao
>>221803811You talking about Felon of Detroit?
>>221803913Bitch stole my hairline.
>>221803990Does the Homeric tale speak of pissing and shitting? I mean of course the jeet actor decided to go method and dropped a few loads in that scene but was that in the original poem?
>>221804030I was already chuckling by the time I got to "I'm Pilate".
>>221805839I turned off the pirated camrip after about an hour and a half, I really tried. It was so awful, that scene of them defecating and pissing in the horse sunk it for me.
>>221803629Unironically tru tru
>>221803913So they only made her black because she is basically a slave in the movie?
>>221803754Where in the movie is this shot of Helen from?
>>221805351I didnt even know that was safdie. Nolan did a good job hiding his face to not give him any recognition
>>221806920where else are they gonna piss & shit dumbass?
>>221804624Definitely possible
>>221806286This botted and astroturfed reaction on social media tells me the producers are panicking.
>>221804129is IMAX actually good or is it some snobby eltist bullshit?
>>221807020Seems like a giant meme to me.The screen is higher and that's it
>>221807020depends. I saw dark knight in IMAX when it released and it was fucking incredible. If a movie is filmed and built specifically for IMAX it's good, otherwise YMMV
>>221807020Go look up a size comparison of film. A fame of imax film is 70mm. The film you would have used in your parent's old camera was only 35mm. That means you have a much bigger surface area to catch each frame, which translates to more detail. Also an imax screen is fucking huge. Have you really never been to a big museum of theme park that had an IMAX screen? If you want to shoot on film its the best format, it is also super expensive and a pain in the ass to work with. Since the cameras are so fucking big, and need to move 24 frames a second the on-board motor is LOUD as fuck, so if you're shooting with an imax camera you're not catching any sound on set. For this movie nolan had them build an imax camera that was built to be quieter, which just means it has massive cowlings full of sound insulation. Even movies that shoot in Imax don't do it 100%, using regular film for most of the movie and then switching to IMAX for the money shots and big sequences, because if you're just filming mundane bullshit you don't need to be burning a shitload of money just so you can say you shot the whole thing in imax.
>>221806210I guess the "ideal" hottest woman in that age is meant to just look like Lupita Ngobu or whatever. I'd honestly rather just become a berserker and kill everything on sight if that was the reality I lived in at the time
>>221805806the absolute fucking irony of this paki
>>221806210>Also what is the point of Helen's face launching 1000 ships if there is another face that looks exactly the same.Who said they didn't launch 2000 ships? (could be the story for another movie)
>>221805839Can't even blame Tom for shilling it so hard. His career is dead, outside of Spider-Man.
>>221803754Where did u get this pic of Obama’s wife?
>>221803707Isn't the story being told from the negro rappers pov? So just imagine the shaking and wobbling as him smacking his lips or interjecting with a Das Rite every now and then
>>221803629>IT MAH BURFDEY!
>>221807293I guess it makes sense why every scene is so fucking flat and uninteresting, because you cant move the goddamn cameraIn evil dead you strap the camera to a 2x4 and ram it through a windshield In The Odyssey you get flat reaction shots of basedjaks while soldiers are being eaten by a cyclops
>>221808389He's not that Tom Holland.
>>221806286I believe half of this one because my mum also sent me a news article about Matt Damon saying that thing. Otherwise I strongly doubt his mother-in-law knows what IMAX is.
>>221805566Pretty much. It's the miles morales woke replacement strategy.
>>221803605I'm starting to feel sorry for the black race, for years this was championed as an example of an attractive female of the species.
monkeys aside is there actually any twist to the plot, or does it follow (loosely) the story ?
>>221805351>Jew steals and fucks childBased Nolan
>>221811861 Odysseus fights off/kills most of the suitors, but is mortally wounded in the attempt. He is held in his wife's arms looking up at her giving his last words
>>221804080lol
>>221803605>>221803629lol
>>221805806>Just eat shit, everyone is doing it so it's fine
>>221804080I sensibly chuckled
What is the filename?
>>221803802They don't care if normies don't understood it. What matters is they all swarm in on opening weekend before word of mouth spreads about how bad it is (when someone that isn't a paid critic is talking about it)
>>221803605Looks like a cheap apartment standing lamp in the background.
>>221811962Wow does he die in the poem?
>>221803629my sides.
>>221811843Lol it never was. You must be a late zoomer.
>>221803817>a Minecraft movie is superior to an Odyssey movieHow did this happen?
>>221805806>Paul Tassigalactic retard, this guy>>221805839faggot that married a female mutt to try to throw the scent off the gay trail
>>221803605>MAAM DROP THE DAGGER
>>221816344Jack Black carried that movie, the Odyssey doesn't have Jack Black.
>>221804080Weak Homer posting. You need to have about a quarter of it be similes comparing violence to farming or lions or bucolic scenery. Also need more epithets, stock phrases (e.g. shining bronze) and absurd gore. Or you could make it first person like most of the odyssey parts of the Odyssey.Delivered to the gates of Hades is good but compare to this:https://warosu.org/lit/image/5uZU8N2yRyn6RTTVKW8NCA
>>221805351>ship-launching intensifies
>>221815095He doesn't.
>>221816527good morning
>>221803605Define "bad".
>>221803605>The movie isn’t actually this bad right?Worse, so much worse
>>221803629fpbp
>>221803695What the fuck 4chan is censoring nigger now?
>>221803605seriously Nolan???
>>221803629Actually lol'd.
Its not bad because le black woman made a funny face
>>221803605Pattinson carries the movie.
>>221820804>This piece of shit smells less than the rest of the pile
>>221820804I doubt it but I will never know.
>>221805806But is the movie good and enjoyable?
>>221803629https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Egi9-sy4fE
>>221803605o lawd dem sheeps
>>221820804
>>221822484What's with this scene?
>>221803605An Obsession thread died for this...
>>221803605Why do the leaks make you nervous?
>>221803629top kek
>>221803605This is like a jump scare. Looks like the demon from Insidious.
>>221803605
>>221803605Jacob Marley would come back as a ghost to warn you not to waste your time with this movie
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>>221823381>And thus did Odysseus try spinning, for it was a good trick
>tfw when your movie is culturally significanthttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov0MKuyJfg&ra=m
>>221805351>we dun taught da greeks how to wash theyselves
>>221820804Really does not. Aside from barely being in it to begin with to justify 'carrying' the film, there's just nothing spectacular about Pattinson's performance. He doesn't hook you in with a theatrical flair or a distinct voice. Like the rest of the cast outside of Holland, Damon, and Hathaway, he's barely given any room to do anything that would even be interesting enough to distinguish himself from any other actor who's played Antinous in the countless Odyssey adaptations that have come before.His entire role is just conniving and mildly sleazy. A handsome face playing the part exactly as you would expect.None of the actor's in this film give a particularly noteworthy performance to be fair. At best you could maybe justify some nods to Hathaway. But to be fair, they're all hamstrung by Nolan's clinical and overly modern dialogue. Fucking Willem Dafoe would have trouble getting any juice out of a Nolan scene.Incidentally, if Nyong'o from the Congo gets nominated for ANYTHING for her 'performance' in this film, it will be a travesty, because she's in it for the grand total of like thirty seconds, seriously.
That was not a good movie.I feel almost exactly the same as after I watched The Last Jedi.Hard to believe people with this much money and influence are this bad at making movies.Made all the worse because at first the stream was playing The Odyssey (2016), a French movie about Jacques Costeau, which was quite a lot better even though I couldn't understand a word about it.Nolan simply doesn't make good movies. Inception was decent, because of DiCaprio and the cool suits and stuff. He is too enamored of cgi and backdrops to have decent characters and dialogue. It was like the Last Jedi, it makes me angry to even talk about it, like I am being molested. It's like going to a really nice restaurant and being charged premium money to eat a bag of doritos. It's not even mediocre, it's just unwatchably boring and pointless and it doesn't make sense why hundreds of millions have been put into it. None of the actors have an ounce of charisma, the costumes look like something out of a walmart halloween section, the music was just a couple notes being repeated tonelessly, the cgi monsters were neither believable nor interesting, the whole thing is like The Last Jedi, it's just constantly wondering how this guy has hundreds of millions at his disposal. The elliot page and nonwhite characters were completely inoffensive compared to how low quality everything else was. Matt Damon was a horrible Odysseys. Tom Holland was the worst Telemachus one could ask for. The final scene was unbelievable. Robert Pattinson was a good actor, but he played a pointless character who was barely even mentioned in the original epic. Circe was the most unbelievably bad actress imaginable. She was like nails on chalkboard. Calypso/Charlize Theron was a mixture of "shes still got it" and feminism. Charlize Theron and Matt Damon is watching two 60 year olds have segs on the beach, over and over again for most of the movie. Damon looks very fat and puffy throughout.
>>221823567Anon, you know she's getting Best Supporting Actress, they shoved her in everyone's faces prior to release to generate backlash so that they can justify giving her the pity oscar.
>Now this is the end of our The Odyssey An IMAX™ 70mm Experience.
This must be how it feels watching cinema in authoritarian regimes, where none of the people involved in the movies have an ounce of charisma but they're all the cousin of some party official or something so their abomination is announced on state media and wins all the award shows.
>>221823740what are ya doin?
>>221803605I feel like Nolan is actually very racist and was forced to do the star studded diversity cast so he made the black woman who is supposed to be the most beautiful woman in the world into King Kong and then dares you to object.
>>221803633>I'm convinced Nolan made it shit on purpose to fuck with SOMEONE>but whomstThe audience.
You know when you're a defiant little kid and your mom asks you to do something, so you do it just poorly enough that she never asks you to do it again, but not so poorly that she knows you were being a little shit on purpose? That's what this movie feels like.
>>221823381How many millions did they spend on this again?
>>221823567and yet he's the best part of the movie.
>>221815095In the Telegony he's killed by Telegonus who is the son Odysseus gave Circe. Telegonus came to Ithaca to find his father and killed him without recognizing him. Afterwards Telegonus learns his mistake he takes his father's body and Penelope and Telemachus to Circe's island where she makes them all immortal and Telemachus marries Circe and Telegonus marries Penelope.
Shes beautiful, don't pretend we didn't have a hundred threads calling her a black kween before the culture war shit started
>>221824842>don't pretend we didn't have a hundred threads calling her a black kween before the culture war shit startedyou are mentally unwell
>>221824842Diane Kruger was not hot enough either.
>>221803605Not a human being. They are not related to us. Fucking monkeys masquerading as homo sapiens.
>>221805839What an insufferable prick.
>>221805479>tdkr had some cool action scenesHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>221823769a decent movie can be easily watched in camrip quality, a poor one cannot.
>>221825125>pic unrelated
>>221823381is this the scene where matt damon plays twister with his wife's live-in black bulls? so modern, so chic
>>221806286>>221811678I can't even imagine sitting around being curious about what a celebrity thought about a movie they worked on, much less retaining that information if it somehow reached me and then parroting it to my relatives instead of talking about literally anything else with them. I find the weather an infinitely more interesting conversation topic.
>>221803605>The movie isn’t actually this bad right?
>>221803633>what I've seen of the camrip is so bad I'm convinced Nolan made it shit on purpose to fuck with SOMEONEHe's fucking with you, anon.You personally.
>>221805351this movie looks so ass.
>>2218036059/10 I’m still shaking.
>>221807020So, in theory, the screen is bigger, and somebody has actually gone into the trouble of properly calibrating both the projector and sound system to ensure accurate color, focus, and other technical stuff. That's really all the various types of theaters are doing, meeting some kind of a standard created by some company or another, and then slapping their marketing label on it. There are different kinds of projectors, too, which have an impact on image quality. On top of that, you have different types of film or digital recording formats and resolutions. The Nolan gimmick of 70mm IMAX film is one such standard. If you go see his film on a 70mm IMAX projector, then you're getting the intended image instead of a different print of it. If that matters to you and you're willing to pay the premium price for that, go ahead. If you don't, watch it on some other screen for cheaper and get almost the same exact experience.Since Nolan always fucks up his sound balance anyway, I always recommend waiting for a home release format of some kind, which will generally have the sound mix fixed so you can hear what people are saying. That will always be a better experience on whatever screen you actually use. Sound > visuals, always.
It's not looking good Nolanbros. The people are starting to see it.
>>221804129That doesn't explain why all the shots last all of 5 seconds at most.
>>221823684The difference between you and me is I knew this was going to be bad and didn't waste a single moment of my time actually watching it outside of brief clips people are showing about how bad it is so I can laugh at it. The entertainment from something like this is always reading/hearing people's creative language in the reviews shitting on it.
>>221803707it's called "tiktok editing" get used to it. it's the new normal.
>>221803605So a greek epic has a bunch of black people? And this modern slop has Travis Scott (king of retarded niggers) and a tranny?Good God the bar is low.
>>221804030>first posted in 2018can't believe this is the first time I see it
>>221824842/thread
>>221805806All the evidence I need to know the reviews are fake to gaslight normies into thinking it's actually good so they can own the chuds.
>>221805839I was mostly indifferent to himnow I'm convinced he is a stupid faggot
>>221803605Thanks, Abraham Lincoln.
holy shithttps://x.com/kevinnbass/status/2077827019060937194
>>221803629POV: you gonna get raped
>>221805808This. This right here. It's almost astounding how bad this is that it eclipses the horrendous slaps in the face of the miscasting and other woke nonsense, of which, there is many. Truly EPIC Nolan was able to pull this off.
>>221824842Lol I remember all the way back when 12 Years a Slave came out in 2013 when (((journalists))) were calling this boon the most beautiful woman in the world and getting rightfully ridiculed for it. "She" was Patient Zero of the culture war shit if anything.
>>221823922I wish I could believe Nolan's just trolling them. Still, it's bad enough if he didn't just tell them to fuck off and leave him alone to make good movies instead.Nolan, grow some testicles, man. You're one of the few directors working today who's actually been good at some point in your career. You can just tell them to fuck off and dare them to criticize you. And notice what fucking time it is.>>221824112$250 million is the claimed budget. That number is almost certainly higher. It always is, sometimes significantly. And there's all sorts of ways these numbers get downplayed by excluding certain production costs from the reported total.Marketing was minimum $100 million, almost certainly higher, and when the backlash first started and they needed to try and manage the bad PR so it wouldn't shock me if it was closer to $150 million all told.Realistically it probably needs to make at least a billion dollars to be worth the time and money put into this. Anything less than a billion will be viewed, internally, as a serious failure. And they probably were hoping for $1.3+ billion, as unrealistic as those dreams always were. I expect the media to claim anything above $600 million as a stunning and brave success, and if it makes $700 million they'll act like it was the most successful film of Nolan's career and his crowning achievement as a filmmaker.For reference, The Dark Knight made the equivalent of $1.56 billion in today's money on the budget equivalent of $287 million.
>>221816763guys hear me out28 days later...*hits pipe* but in ancient Greece
>>221805808>so bad that the woke and DEI aspects of it actually take a backseatwas thinking this alsono shot from these webms is more than 4 seconds or so and everything looks so bad that the casting is a non-issue at that point
>>221803605almost a flawless adaptationif they cut every line about sea people and zeus' law, and used that screentime instead for Telemachus' speech to the elders and Odysseus' banter with the cyclops, then it would be perfect. oh also Curce was too svary and should have been hot like Helen Clytemnestra and the Athena priestess.
It's a monumental milestone for cinema, to take this greek classic and remaking it for a modern audience takes major talent and both male and female balls. You can really feel the intensity with which Nolan channeled his inner cinematic energy to make this happen, his raw talent really manifests on your local IMAX screen (this weekend, don't forget to bring your mum).
It's crazy you guys don't like the casting.The nigger bitch with like no dialog kills the Greek God king. It's perfect. I really thought you guys would like le nigger women bad.
>>221827530this reeks of a plebbit post
>>221827041Man, there really ought to be more zombie movies set in time periods other than modern day. I know there's some. But make more, and do them well.
Like, imagine if Genghis Khan and his horde were all zombies instead, creeping across Eurasia biting instead of raping.
>>221827705Recommendations?
>>221828381I don't know if I'd recommend it, exactly, but the one that comes to mind immediately is Overlord (2018). Nazi zombies, the movie.
