Nolan fooled everyone. This isn't lefty, trannoid, nigger woke propaganda. This is actually a based narative about the return of the King, return of the Fathet and handing everything down to the Son. Also, mythological creatures were kino as fuck.
>>221803885buy an ad, rajesh
>mythological creatures were kino as fuck>charybdis is literally just a whirlpool
Kino
>>221803885>trying this hard
>>221803885>Nolan fooled everyone.My brother in Christ everyone else was fooling THEMSELVES.Just accept that not everything has to be a tranny psyop.
>>221803885Nice shilling, jeet. But no amount of shilling is going to save this dogshit goyslop.
>>221803885>Also, mythological creatures were kino as fuckI've only seen the giants and cyclops and they were gay as fuck. The cyclops was especially disappointing.
yeah I don't think so trannywon't be watching it
>>221803885Is that so? Too bad i will never know.
>>221803885He fucks kids like the rest of them.
>>221804444The beauty people went to war for.
>>221803885>actually a based narativeeven if it were the last movie hollywood ever agreed to release with any amount of based storyline in it I wouldn't go see it. It is pozzed. Basedness is about having standards that is why we won't have sex with your landwhales either.
>>221803885From another thread:files catbox moe/iojmix.mp4
>>221804473>>221804410There's no way this editing is real....R-right?
>>221804473Name of this high school student movie?
>>221804468I would have desu
They skipped the best parts of the book. Odysseus's return to Ithaca felt rushed and underwhelming.
>>221803885Ticket sales are that bad, huh.
>>221804473where can I get this
>>221803885is Poseidon in it?
>>221801958>>221802767>>221804253>>221804433
>>221804354b-but ass mangold said...
>>221803885nigga the Odyssey is a pre-existing story we already know the narrative, I just think that everything that was shown in the marketing looks like ass
>>221803899He is the ad
>>221804473why are the trees moving?
>>221803946you know how hard was for Christopher to actually magically conjure a real whirlpool of that magnitude?
>>221804662
>>221804473These guys are 10 year veterans of hoplite warfare and are still trying to 1 on 1 giants like stupid barbaroi
>Nolan fooled everyone. This isn't lefty, trannoid, nigger woke propaganda. This is actually a based narative about the return of the King, return of the Fathet and handing everything down to the Son. Also, mythological creatures were kino as f-ACK>>221803899fpbp
no it’s not it’s really fucking bad for the first hour and a 5/10 for the back half
>muh ptsd >muh were the baddiesit genuinely felt like the editor was swapped out for the return to ithaca and it became a watchable movie again
>>221804410Are those supposed to be the Laestrygonians?
>>221804662they're really trying to say this ugly sheboon nigger is attractive?they even got this nigger wearing colonizer white supremacist clothes? shameful
>>221803885Saar please to be watching Nolan movie Odyseyy now im IMAX theaters near you
>>221803885>read 4chin>tell everyone Odyssey is going to be shit>hurr durr Elliot Paige is a soldier so its gona b gay>hurr durr black people Turns out everyone liked it and I'm now a bigoted racist retard in our friend group.That's what I get for trying to fit in
>>221804473Taken 3 tier in camera cuts
>>221803885but everything about it LOOKS like total dogshit. Why would I look at dogshit instead of just reading the story?
>>221803885You're not fooling anyone and neither is Nolan.
>>221803885>return of the Fathetyou mean Dad
>>221803885Go shill somewhere else faggot.
>>221804473They're big guys.
>>221803885Good morning saar
>>221805170>don't read 4chin>tell everyone Odyssey is going to be amazing>Elliot Paige is a soldier so its gona b empowering>I love niggersTurns out everyone hated it and I'm now a troon loving retard in our friend group.That's what I get for trying to fit in
>>221804645https://uflix.to/movie/the-odyssey-2026
>>221803885>War makes Odysseus sad>He kills people while screaming "I AM SINON" (tranny Page character)How can this be based?
>>221803885cyclop and athena scene are preety good
>muh left vs. rightstop larping, everyone is a hedonistic capitalist with a different mask on shut the fuck up
>>221804410Ahh twigs the Greek warrior’s only weakness.
>>221806664This is how they learned pike warfare, like in Braveheart
>>221804354There's literally tranny in it
>>221806269cry
>>221803885Is that why everything i saw of it looks awful?>This is actually a based narative about the return of the King, return of the Fathet and handing everything down to the SonThat'd be the original Oddysey, not this pozzed garbage.
>>221804354Reddit.
>>221803946charybdis IS just a whirlpool thoughscylla, however, looked like absolute shit. The laestrygonians also looked fucking dumb.>>221804410THIS was terrible. >>221804444>4 4'sbased>>221804468It isn't Helen, its her (half)sister Clytemnestra. Read the Oresteia goober.
>>221803885>This account is based in India
>>221804473>>221804840yeah I didn't understand this, I wasn't sure if he was trying to imitate an earthquake or something but the whole isle of Laestrygonians part is just awful.
>>221806825Charybdis is the creature at the bottom of the whirlpool, whose massive jaws swallow and expel the sea to churn a whirlpool to draw in ships to eat. After being shipwrecked Odysseus is nearly drawn into the whirlpool and sees the monster as he dangles from the branch of an overhanging tree.Yes, METAPHORICALLY, Charybdis just represents the churning riptides of the Strait of Messina but nobody sits down to a 3 hour CGI slopfest with the budget of Kuwait to learn DA TROOF BEHIND DA MYFF.
>>221804410Cops from dkr fighting big guys.
>>221804473This live adaption of Age of Sigmar looks great.
>>221804410>>221804473Literally B-movie tier. Hell, this an insult to B-movies even, since they do their best with what they have on shoestring budgets.
>>221804473>>221804410Nolan wasn't lying when he said he is inspired by Bollywood
>>221803885SIRS this is so fucking fucking
>>221803885Is there a scene where they kill 12 prostitutes?
>>221804410lmaothat jeet facial expression
>>221804410>clipping through the tree
>>221804473Wow as always action in nolan films is so lifeless and bland its pathetic actually. Funny thing because he shoots in imax everthing looks so pedestrian, so in essence we have that for which kubrick was attacked, absence of soul. All brain and no heart. Nolan films a no go zone for anyone that is not an npc.
>>221804450You pirate everything. You will know but you will never pay to see a movie. And then you wonder why studios don't pander to you.
>>221803885What about the coloreds and 3d printed armors
>>221807297you are fucking?you are fucking??
