>umm ackchyually in ancient greek they wore bronze armor, not leather. you can't do a contemporary fantasy action film adaption on a poem.
just use something that looks coolthat fits the vibes
>>221804494ermmmmm where's the trannies?
>>221804494300 was an adaptation of a graphic novel, it did stay true to its source material
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>>221804554and what was the comic based on?
>>221804562Homosexuality?
>>221804562that is irrelevant to the 300 movie, it was an adaptation of that graphic novelits like saying that an adaptation of shakespeare's Julius Caesar should be criticized because it is not historically accurate to the real julius caesar
>>221804541I've seen better cinematography in a hot dog and a soda budget tier indy films.
>>221804562The 300 Spartans, a 1962 movie
>>221804538Just add some eunuchs are we call it a day.
>>221804610No I'm applying the exact same logic. You're saying it's based on a comic, which is based on an older movie, telling a story taking place in ancient greek. This movie is based on a story taking place in ancient greek.>>221804634and what was The 300 Spartans based on?
>>221804541>>221804588Holy shit this looks awful. What is this editing? How has Nolan made so many fucking movies and he still can't shoot action? Gareth Evans first ever movie mogs him. Eggers mogs him with making things authentic. Snyder mogs him with aesthetics. Lowery mogs him with atmosphere. What is he even doing? How is anyone defending this? It's just a bunch of obviously recognisable California cunts running about in awful outfits with no direction whilst he films it with his autism imax box.
>>221804710NTA but no you are not. Is it really that hard to understand?
>>221804541Why do the swords look like plastic, everything about this shit just looks so fake
>>221804494Sure, having the guys dressed that way in 300 may not have been historically accurate but at least it looked fucking badass and how warriors in Ancient Greece might dress. That's why no one minds it. The screenshots I've seen of Jon Bernthal and Tom Holland look like they're wearing tacticool gear they got off of walmart or something. It's pathetic. That's the difference. It's both historically inaccurate as well as lame looking.
>>221804710>this movie is based on X which is based on Y which is based on Z>therefore this movie is based on Zif this makes sense to you, you are literally a simpleton
>>221804588lmfao.
>>221804541this is embarrassing.
>>221804770Lol 300 was comical. It's badass if you're 12 maybe.
>>221804800Tranny opinions don't count
>>221804712i really believe everyone has been gaslit into thinking he is good.
>>221804494At least he has a spear like they did on 300. The worst part about modern movies is that they all have them waving swords around and running everywhere in full armour. You would last two seconds doing that.
>>221804494>using 300 to try to defend Nolan’s slopIt’s that bad, huh?
>>221804780That's missing the point. They are taking place in ancient greece. Even though 300 is based on a comic, then that comic should get the same critique in that regard as The Odyssey. It's historical fiction.>>221804770At least that's a valid point to make.
>>221804541Where are the chariots?
>>221804864No. That would be a criticism of the comic, not the film.If I give you a sketch of King Kong with a mohawk and tell you to tattoo it on me, I would expect you to tattoo King Kong with a mohawk. You can criticize my sketch for being inaccurate to King Kong, but the tattoo artist commits no wrong by faithfully transferring my sketch.
>>221804494>using a comic book adaptation to dunk on chudsbe better than this
>>221805791i give you B+ for not using a food metaphor
>>221804538Xerxes.
>>221804494Rule of cool300 fitsOdyssey doesn'tSimple as
>>221804712>How is anyone defending this?Easy. Make it woke and you'd have the npcs swarming to defend it in order to own le chuds. This movie isn't 3/10 realistically speaking. You'd find more competence in amateur filmmakers.
>>221804494They did it that way in 300 to show off their incredible bodies and the movie at no point has any airs of being grounded in any way
>>221804541did that arrow stuck in his face get 8x bigger?
>>221806496no
>>221804494Rule of cool and the Odyssey isn't cool
>>221804541Why does he shoot arrows like that? Arent you supposed to line your eye up to the arrow up to aim?
>>221804541>....and thousands of sturdy Laestrygonians sprang up from every quarter—ogres, not men. They threw vast rocks at us from the cliffs as though they had been mere stones, and I heard the horrid sound of the ships crunching up against one another, and the death cries of my men, as the Laestrygonians speared them like fishes and took them home to eat them. While they were thus killing my men within the harbour I drew my sword, cut the cable of my own ship, and told my men to row with all their might if they too would not fare like the rest; so they laid out for their lives, and we were thankful enough when we got into open water out of reach of the rocks they hurled at us. As for the others there was not one of them left. where are the cliffs?where are the rocks?where is the rowing?where is the Greeks being eaten?
>>221804541There is already a camrip?
>>221806646laziness in both directing and acting
>>221804541Dear god it's impossible to figure out what's going on
>>221806696Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing?
>>221804588What does this expression mean?
>>221804712Eggers mogs nobody. His movies are way worse
>>221804712Yeah. Eggers makes it so authentic with actors who have had ridiculous surgeries and look like freaks.
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>>221804541Why are the greeks in england?
>>221804494I just dont get the Odyssey. Its about some side character who's only role was to tell Achilles that he was a dumbass. Yes it has the monsters, but the Iliad and and the Aeniad are the more important stories.
>>221804821Why are you talking then?
>>221807533>*lyre scratch*>*freeze frame*>Yesicus, that's meicus.
>>221804851>You would last two seconds doing that.Medieval larp fans have disproven this retarded criticism decades ago you wannabe larper.
>>221804851This is the dumbest thing I've ever read. If you could afford full armor no one could hurt you. You didnt even need to know how to use a weapon. Just wave a heavy thing around.
>>221807575bringing up a film that received heavy interference from executives isn't the win you think it is
>>221804541he didn't float so good
>>221804560Who's this lost child running away, i don't remember this in the odyssey
>>221804538OP is right there bro
>>221807533OH N-
>>221804541I must congratulate Nolan on being the first big budget director to create the first set of armor that is neither cool nor historically accurate.
>>221804494Noland's Afrodyssey was adapted from the source material-- rather, a translation of it that takes itself seriously-- and demands to be taken seriously itself, and was "diversified" specifically to qualify for entry into the Judeo-Academy Awards. 300 was adapted from a visual novel and was made to be visually spectacular and follow the rule of cool, not to be taken seriously. Comparisons between them are at best due to confusion caused by your 76 IQ, and at worst purposely dishonest and disingenuous in an attempt to shill your unpopular woke slopaganda and defend it from legitimate criticism.
