>Do not let him speak, he will put a spell on us
>lets him speak
>don't let him cook brahs
>>221804852>Fuck all of yas>Speak
>>221804852I like this scene. It's cool how a boss fight with Saruman almost materializes in the middle of the woods and all the characters are ready for one.
>do not give him a platform. Cancel him
>does NOT turn out in ROTK that it was actually Saruman pretending to be Gandalf all along and he actually did put a spell on themBRAVO NOLAN
>>221804852>kills kid
>>221806288these were really fun if you said fuck the system and just read them sequentially as well
>>221804862the movies were a bit silly
>>221806324For me, it's the Time Raider
>>221806351Legolas put an arrow right between his eyes, Gandalf's power level was just too high.
>>221806146>they all immediately job to himwhich makes a decent little point about how powerful the white wizards werewhich makes a point about how powerful the Nazgul were since Gandalf says he's not as powerful as the Witch Kingwho jobs to Eowynand then you start thinking about how gay it is that Manwe sent such comparative lesser beings powerwise to help out with Sauron, instead of fucking someone like Tulkas, who beat the shit out of Melkor
>>221804852DEH!
>>221806586Doing god's will comes with power. Gandalf was actually THE white wizard after Saruman failed his office. It wasn't god's will for Gandalf to fight the witch king mano a mano. Lesser beings also get thousands of years to defeat Melkor in the silmarillion, iirc the only reason the valar get involved is because he won. In the witch king's case, it makes a point about why the Barrow Downs are important.
>>221806773We'll take the lot!
>>221806996>Lesser beings also get thousands of years to defeat Melkor in the silmarillion, iirc the only reason the valar get involved is because he won.they fight him after the elves wake up, for their sake, and win, but after he betrays Feanor and destroys the trees they don't again until after Earendil goes to Valinor and begs for it
>>221807166>write yourself into a corner and the bad guy wins>jk all you had to do was ask the gods for help >Thor walks across the ocean and continents in a matter of minutes and wins the warwhy didn't they . . . .
for me it's Ceder Rapids i use the toaster everyday and yell "CEDER RAPIDS" everytime the toast is done
>>221808021Toasty
>>221804852>Let's say hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, that I was a worm>would you still love me?
>>221808021What is the blue dildo doing there.
>>221806586Holy shit dude. Like holy shit we've been over this so many times. So many fucking times holy shit. I'm having a fucking meltdown. Do you not listen, can you fucking read? Are you just fucking stupid?No...it has to be intentional, you're doing it to piss people off, of course you are, this is 4chan. But jesus christ man you make me feel like I'm in permanent stasis, the same discussions about the same things, over and over and over and over and over again. The same memes, the same comment, over and over and over and over and over and over. This is existential. If you just can't think, and are sincerely asking why Manwe sent who he sent then I feel sorry for you. If you are baiting, I give up, you got me. I can't take this shit anymore.
>>221804862They didn't let him, he was too powerful for them.
>>221808885>he's never rode the rapids before
>>221806351>the movies were a bit sillyhonestly this and this applies to a lot of early 2000s "kinos" like spiderman and the star wars prequels
