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That's the great reveal of The Odyssey.

First 2h:
>Careful, Telemachus, the sea people are coming
>Sea people are dangerous
>Have you heard about the sea people?
>rumors about the sea people attacking

Then Ulysses comes back and talks to Penelope:
>We did war and war is bad and war makes me feel sad inside
>Wait... so I guess you are the sea people?!?
>That would explain why our Bronze Age is collapsing
>Yeah whatever honey. Now go kill every man that bothers me
>Ok, but I'll do it while screaming "I AM ELLIOT PAGE" because while thousands die in Troy, this one was super funny

And then, after 20 years overseas, craving to come home, Ulysses decides to take his queen and sail west, leaving his island of Ithaca forever.

Nolan did it again, folks
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>>221804930
meds
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bro is trying to spoil a 3000 year old story
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>>221806197
nolan's latest bowel movement has its own additions
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>>221804930
>leaving his island of Ithaca forever.
that has precedent in one of the myths
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>>221804930
>Highest grossing movie of the year is girlboss peach with Brie Larson woke queen
>Devils wears prada 2 box office success despite the fact they cut Sydney Sweeney
>MAGA Sydney humiliated in euphoria
>woke true detective season 4 was a critical and commercial success
>Sophie Turner as Lara Croft
>Black helen of troy
Wokeness has won
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>>221806406
>ideology that is pushed from all mainstream media becomes dominant
wow colour me surprised
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It's funny seeing illiterates trying to decipher themes in one of the oldest literatures
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>>221806406
And yet non-mentally-ill people still don’t accept it
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>>221806406
>highest grossing
Hey retard instead of chasing the top line you should be increasing the bottom line. Businesses are all about ROI now which sits squarely on obsession and backrooms being the best of the year from a metrics standpoint
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>>221804930
Gay greeks were the sea men people. They created modern day palestine. Makes sense that a bunch of faggots today live there.
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>>221806197
Do you know the story of the horse?
Experienced from within?
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>>221806522
what's HORSTORY ??
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>>221806406
And yet you still lose multiple elections to a buffoon like Donald Trump.
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>>221806522
Mr. Hands?
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>>221806406
There was an attempt, you little brown shitclaw/tranny/cuck. But you are incapable of not stepping on rakes with every single move you make.
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>>221804930
i actually like matt damon in action roles and loved the bourne movies, but he looks so out of place in this setting.
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>>221806406
what did they win? i don't know a single person who watched any of those and none of them retained even an ember of cultural relevancy beyond their release periods. critical success means less than nothing, and commercial success is as equally meaningless in a global market of billions. there are onlyfans whores who have a more cultural relevancy and make more money than these "commercially successful" movies.
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>>221806615
Right? Imagine if Jack Nickolson was used in Barry Lyndon, Eyes Wide Shut, 2001, & Clockwork, because Kubrick thought he was "good to work with". What the Chud is Nolan thinking
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>>221806615
I completely forgot Matt Damon was in Interstellar. His part was one of the more silly segments of that movie.



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