Why didn't he wishes for his cat to come back to life?
>>221805220it would've been a zombie cat
>>221805253sometimes dead is betta
Because you can't rape a cat
>>221805220Because that movie was already made, its called Pet Sematary
>>221805220Well it’s in the movie titleHe’s obsessed with Nikki. He’s so obsessed with her that the movie makes a point to show him scrolling through her IG when he’s in bed. Nikki is on his mind 24/7
>>221805294Erm... Why are they sending those kittens into the void?
>>221805220>stares at him while he sleeps and then runs around the house at 3AM>pisses and vomits on his nice rug>stays in one place all day waiting for him to come home>loves him obsessively and then abruptly mood swings to ignoring him>insanely jealous when he shows affection to others>brings a dead animal in the house and plops it on the floor to "impress" himHis cat did come back to life
Hard to swallow trvke nvketheory: Fake nikki is just the soul of his dead cat possesing her body. Think about it, it will make sense.
>>221805309IIRC they didn't have enough room to evacuate people so they had the cats "eat" the people then launched the cats
>>221805392Name of movie?
>>221805413The Marvels
>>221805220even if bear looked like that the best he could do was a mexican torta. blackpill is crazy fr
>>221805220cuz he dont wanna be berried in the pet sematery
>>221805384Kek
>>221805384Filmmakers debunk this. It would have been a shocking plot twist though
>>221805384>>221805385https://youtu.be/fC7eiDvoWGE
>>221805522>>221805533I will not be watching that youtube video and will instead continue to spread my far more interesting theory until the cast and crew are pressured into backtracking and openly state in the inevitable sequel that Nikki is now, and always was, a cat.You didnt seriously think it would be that easy to change my mind, did you?
>>221805604I fucking kneel
>>221805220The thing is cursed, customers come back to complain because it dooms them one way or another. So the villain isn't Nikki or Bear, that's the maker of those sticks.
>>221805682I agree. I just watched it like 15 minutes ago. I don't get all the hubbub around this movie being related to incels or consent or dating or whatever. It's not about any of that stuff, it's a typical horror movie, and a good one at that. And it's been a looooooong time since I last said that about a horror movie. But there's definitely no villains here, aside from maybe everyone involved with the making and selling of one wish willows.When Bear made the wish he literally had no idea the thing actually works. It's literally the same as when you randomly wish for things you really desperately want to happen. But I've seen discussions around this movie making Bear out to be some kind of manipulative nice guy or something. He's not. The only part in the movie that sort of, in the most vague way possible, points to an incel-y/nice guy-ish type thinking is when Bear says "is it really that hard being with me" or something to that effect. It's a really retarded thing for him to say and does show an extremely repulsively self-centered way of thinking because he's essentially saying 'yeah I heard you screaming like you were in hell or something and I see all this crazy shit you're going through that I've caused and I hear you crying and asking to be killed but what about MY FEELINGS?' But besides that one little dialogue, there is nothing in the movie that has even remotely anything to do with these cultural hot topics like dating or incels or whatever. Even just having that one little dialogue there feels weird because it's like completely disjointed from the rest of the movie in terms of themes. What's the point of him saying that when there is absolutely nothing else in the movie that relates to this incely nice guy theme? That's not at all what the movie is about.
>>221805220Good morning sar.
