The first pay-to-win movie
>>221805481I knew Nolan was a pretentious hack but come on why would you ever do this in an era where 99.9% of viewers are going to watch it on a laptop
>>221805481"You don't get to bring friends"
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>>221805481Damn, Batman lookin good>>221805543ooga booga
>>221805481Why don't normal cinemas just do 'Fit to Size'?Are they retarded?
>>221805481You now remember The Shining
>>221805572lol
>>221805481Is IMAX even worth it? Isn't having too much visual information on the screen just gonna make things more difficult for your eyes / brain to process?
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>>221805572Noooooooo, delete this! You can only see this specific ratio in IMAX nooooooooo!
>>221805481
>>221805614you have to sit far enough back that a bit of the "massive screen" effect is lost, it's more comparable to the pan & scan loss from editing widescreen shit for tv, though not as much, and not any real "crucial information" anyway
>>221805518Atrocious.
>>221805614No. It's like recording things vertically with your phone useless. Humans are meant to see wide.
The budget of this movie is around $375,000,000 including marketingThe cost of in-state tuition for a Wyoming student at the University of Wyoming is roughly $22,105 for 4 years including housing, meals, and booksThere are exactly 7,863 high school seniors in the state of Wyoming as of 2026$375,000,000 / $22,105 = 16,964 studentsThis means that for the price of this film, Christopher Nolan could have sent every single graduating senior in the state of Wyoming to a 4-year university on a full-ride scholarship, not just once, but twice to get bachelor's degrees in computer science. Then, he would still have about $28 million left over that could be donated to the University of Wyoming to build a state-of-the art computer lab where all of those bright young minds could work together to solve THE SHITTY FUCKING CGI IN THIS MOVIE
>>221805481People not understanding what IMAX actually is proves to me there are hardly any white people still posting here
>>221805543Are these supposed to be Odysseus's men? The diversity wokewashing so much worse than I could have imagined lmao
>>221806057They're the suitors I think.Though Odysseus has least one nigger and Eurylochus is played by a pajeet.
>>221805481DUNC did it as well and the imax cut later made its way to torrent sites
>>221805518just like Coming to America
>>221805572The selling point of IMAX is the high fidelity image. Shrinking it in an already small screen obscures all the details making it pointless
>>221805572That would make a lot more sense
>>221805518Is that little girl supposed to be Iphigenia? What.
>>221805481lmao look at all those poorfags with their tiny chairs. Can't afford a throne for a king like us on the left?
>>221805614“Why would someone watch a movie on a bigger screen with better sound?”How retarded are you?
>>221805963A scam to get impressionable fools to spend more money?
>>221805572You're a big screen.
>>221805518Jesus christ that thing is fucking hideous
>>221805481>stairs going up into the middle of the theaterwouldn't that be horribly distracting to the audience?
>>221805518>homos & contrarians will say she isn't hotthis is so silly>>221805543Now this casting on the other hand is embarrassing. Nolan must've thought he was being clever>RAPPERS ARE TOTALLY MODERN SKALDS
>>221805481why don't they just rotate the backing screen 90 degrees.
>>221805543Holy based Nolan referencing monkeys dancing for the rich white folkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0mPkqIrORg
everyone involved with this should be lawfully executed after being found guilty in a court of law for crimes against humanity.
>>221805509>why would you ever do this in an era where 99.9% of viewers are going to watch it on a laptopbecause he doesnt care about them?especially retards who watch a camrip
>>221805518LEL
>>221805518an actual monkey.
>>221805963I haven't gone to a theatre since Wall-E. Keep giving Nolan your rupees, Patel
>>221805518kek
What's our thoughts on in person protests at the cinema for this movie? I feel like the word needs to get out more somehow.
>>221805933Not really on topic but do you fucking realize how much building a school costs? It's fucking peanuts compared the riches of elite and what not, enough to drive you crazy!
>>221805518...Noaln must hang.
>>221807151Am I the only one seeing this? Is there a lore reason?
>>221806250>See Dune the way it was meant to be witnessedSo the Lynch movie, got it
>>221806673Once it's good enough it's the same movie.
>>221805518blacks look like monkeys. i can't NOT see it. how am i supposed to pretend this doesn't look like a chimp in a movie alongside humans?
>>221807782leave it to lynch snobs to jump at any opportunity to gurgle his cum
>>221805572that's just NOT possible!
>>221805481Is it just me or is this costume design utterly tasteless
>>221805518The way she acts is so African. Naturally she is African and looks the part but the way she behaves, her movements, expressions are totally undiluted African. It's offputting.
>>221807151Thats not helen its her twin sister
>>221807782Lynch's Dune is interesting but it's not good
>>221805572>paying for a cinema ticket to watch a movie in 4:3 aspect ratio
image presented without commentary
>>221807954Isnt that what people are doing buying imax tickets?
>>221807970>angle that doesn't show her massive man jawI remember being pissed as a teenager that the most beautiful woman had a man jaw, oh lawd look at where we're at now tho
>>221805509Anon... the movie is perfect for iPads.
>>221807878The movie is good. Don't particularly like other Lych movies.Villememe can't make movies, and DUNC has Odyssey tier cast
>>221805572If they did, nobody would pay the $10 upcharge for the IMAX screening.
>>221805481I dont really carebut I can see why muricans are freaking out so much
>>221807151Remember when the shills said: YOU ARE USING A PIC FROM ANOTHER MOVIE WHERE SHE IS A SLAVE, SHE WON'T LOOK LIKE THAT IN THE ODYSSEY
>>221805481Wow, I get to see more of the shitty costume if I pay double price? Hollywood always gives out the best deals.
>>221805481Avatar was my first time paying extra for an experience that was supposed to make a shitty movie better. I never made that mistake again.
>>221807903this movie looks like it was made by Zack Snyder
>>221805518So... she had a mix-raced kid with Parish that went thrown to a cliff and then she kills Parish? wtf
>>221808558I'm a film retard so I'll always go watch 75mm if I can. but theres too many normies trying to go see this so I doubt itll happen unless they rerun it years from now
>>221805518>>221805543>normalfags will give this slop money to own le chuds
>>221808602I genuinely revised my revenue estimates upward by hundreds of millions of dollars after finding out Travis Scott was in the movie.
>>221806250>the imax cut later made its way to torrent sitesDid the first film or the second one get uploaded? I have only seen part 2 as it was meant to be seen.
I have this spare PC Monitor to watch 4:3 movies
>>221808666Very cool, Lucifer.
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>>221808708top kek
>>221807815you can't, they're trying to brainwash people into accepting blacks as human beings by putting them next to humans (Whites) in films. It will never work. I just feel like every movie that features nonhumans is in a Dr. Loolitle universe spin-off.
>>221807815Stop being a Chud, if they look like hominids it's not real.
>>221805518>this is the 14 years old pure inocent and incredibly beautiful greek princess I was talking you about
This is going to be such a shitshow!
>>221808653>"eat the fries">"but act like youre a drunk chimp"
>>221808708LOLLMAO
>>221805518planet of the apes prequel confirmed
>>221806506lol I haven't seen any details in this bleak movie
>>221805543>Literal first frame>UNA GORILLABravo Nolan...
>>221805543Remember when this nigger got people killed at Astroworld and nobody cared
>>221808653why? rap isnt being propped up by USAid anymore
>>221808011Being afraid of a jaw is a sign of your own weakness
>>221808653Isn't that the guy who killed a bunch of people in a ritual a while back?
>>221805543Why's there an Asian guy
>>221809059cuz we is all odd-a-see n sheit, its an idea ect
>>221808471No matter how much you try to force it, you'll never be the new "Actually the prequels were good" meme
>>221809054That's the one.He was chanting some weird shit and people started falling over dead. Dude kept chanting and kind of looked like he was laughing when ambulances were pushing their way through the crowd.
>>221809034>afraidAnger and fear are two completely different responses, retard.
>>221806871>wahhhh wahhhh black people exist wahhhhh>guys my diaper is filling with peepee and poopoo I am so mad that there is a black person in a movie>wahhhhhhh this is le crime against humanity!!you'll never see anymore blacks if you just killed yourself, anon :)
>>221809155you are brown, yuck.
>>221805572Has to be that they just prefer to use as much of the screen as possible. But if I owned the cinema, after how much people have been talking about other ratios missing out, I'd just show it 4:3 or whatever that is, pillarboxed.>>221806506Nah. The composition is clearly more important than tiny details. Otherwise directors would be really adamant about the highest res trailers and native home-versions. And that doesn't seem the case at all.
>>221809091Prequels are shit, were always shit, will always be shit.Lynch Dune is good, deal with it.
>>221809155The don't exist in the Odyssey
>>221805614Not if the movie is actually filmed with it in mind. The gay thing then becomes the director trying to make it for several different ratios and compromising for all instead of making one the best it can be
>>221809117It's part of the grieving process
>>221809155>kill self>see nothing but black for all eternityWrong again rétard
>>221805572SHUT IT DOWN!
>>221807970Surprised every version opts for showing her at all. It seems like an almost deliberately un-adaptable idea.
>>221808666Should've saved a crt
Noolang acts like this modern update doesn't need to address the huge historical anachronism. At least talk about what it took her to secure that position relative to a fair skinned woman. Race swap matters but not enough to contextualize it? Just blind acceptance it all makes no difference historically + culturally?
>>221805518>so our location and clothing budget was completely ran dry when there was a knock at my hotel door>it was the laundry lady. and she had the biggest hamper you've ever seen filled with more sheets than you could possibly imagine>the movie couldn't fail
>>221809542this movie so goddamn ugly, not just the cast but the sets, the clothes, it's a humiliation ritual for everyone involved in making and watching this
>>221805543>Ancient Greek myth about Greek people exploring Greek places>Movie depicts them as a few modern-haircut White people, black guys, and even a fucking Korean mixed in. I understand if you're like, a local theater company putting on a play and you can't hire outside actors so you just give the parts to whoever you have and that ends up with like, black dudes doing Shakespeare or whatever. I'm not interested, but I get it, it happens. But this is a fucking movie.
>>221806250dunc is also a zendayacoded hollywood wank fest, it's saving graces were mommy ferguson, it mostly looked cool and for giving us hamburger-cheeseburger-bigmac-whopper
>>221805543ughmonkey lips always make me nauseous
>>221805518>>221806890>>221807151
>>221805518>>221805543Why are there so many black people in ancient Greece?
>>221805509He has a long term partnership with IMAX.
>>221806673But the sound mixing is shit and the sound track in mid at best.
>>221805572The entire point is to let people pay double to feel like they are getting something special.
>>221805518bro, i'm not even racist and all I see is a monkey, wtf
>>221807151Someone let them know woke ended a couple years ago.
>>221805481>/tv/ said it was pay to win, but I still feel like I'm losing!
>>221809621Yeah, nobody ever had a problem with this. Once again it's the obviously FORCED 'muh diversity' that is the problem. That local theatre mentality being projected onto major productions where they obviously have plenty of better options - and everyone can see those better options a mile away.
>>221808471Brother just stop. There were a few garbage choices in the lineup but overall Dunc 1 + 2 were so visually interesting that one could ignore it.The use of Antigrav, the shots of Geidi Prime, the desert shots, the copious amounts of long shots and IRL effects work, etc were all incredible and the storytelling wasnt constantly yanking you back and forth like nolanIts basically the opposite of modern Nolan shit. It's not perfect but it's pretty goddamn enjoyable to watch (second more than the first). Interested to see if the trend continues with Messiah.
>>221810390>visually interesting>brown on gray brutalism>visually interestinglollmao even
>>221809285Lel
>>221810726>even if it's inconsistent with the films tone I need everything to be bright and washed with garish colors
>>221810824It did not even offer a hint of color for contrast. Just brown and gray over brown and gray. Guess that's final stage diversity when the rainbow gets mushed up and intermixed.
dis wan dem ones mang, dis wan dem ones...shaking my DAMN head..
>>221810824After seeing Umbrella of Churbourg or wahtever, I actually think this
>>221805543>when the first sound you hear is a set of thick lips smacking and you know you're in for some serious kino
>>221810726Honestly it wasn't great but it was a distinct look that conveyed the tone of the movie. Dunc 1 and 2 were pretty good except for Zendaya ruining 2.
>>221805481Why is it cropped? This is another reason to hate modern cinema. Jewlywood wonders why people don't go to theaters anymore.
>>221811051Shitty projectors
>>221805572>jarvis, set to tile
>>221810073Nolan is secretly /oneofus/.He found 4chan after the Bane memes. Got redpilled.He's been plotting to take down wokeism from the inside.That's why he suddenly started making movies with more blacks. Tenet and now this. It's the agree and amplify tactic. Oh you want more diversity? Ok, here you go! That's why he founded the blackest, post-age-30 lady to play helen o' troy. It's also why he put so many BIG GUYS in this movie, as a dogwhistle to us. Remember, his other movie has Tom Hardy wearing a mask once again. He is aware. He is a daily /tv/ browser.Odyssey is a 3 hour long shitpoast.
>>221807151>>221808708Fucking kek. I might see the movie just for this
>>221805518What disingenuous film-making. There are over five million black abortions every year in the world, over five hundred thousand black abortions every year in the US alone. Why is she getting so uppity about her child? She should be ashamed of her selfishness.
>>221805481So the memes are true
>>221809464kek
>>221805536Get this hot Cyclops outta here
>>221809285heaven is white
>>221809354My last CRT got fried of too much usage, I miss it everyday, best monitor i ever had
>>221811307you go to hell if you kys, retard
>>221805543We spartans now
>>221811358hell is red
>>221805518>>221805543>>221806890>>221807151I’m not paying to see this. I was on the fence before but this looks like shit. The normies can go circle jerk about it and the trannies can come gloat when it “breaks a billy” but this is not cinema, this is RANGS tier slop.
>>221805518this has to be the ugliest human being i've ever seen on a screenholy fucking shit, thats the most non-intentionally disgusting scene i've seen in a while
>>221807878>Oh yes, I almost forgotLynch hated his Dune
>>221811219Handy infographic. I think I'll print that out and hang it up at work.
>>221807878>one version understands the novel's themes and intrigues >the other has Zendaya
>>221809155>Kill myself >go directly to Hell>its filled with blacksNo thanks
>>221811325based.
>>221811098>Nolan is secretly /oneofus/.>He found 4chan after the Bane memes. Got redpilled.>He's been plotting to take down wokeism from the inside.>That's why he suddenly started making movies with more blacks. Tenet and now this. It's the agree and amplify tactic. Oh you want more diversity? Ok, here you go! That's why he founded the blackest, post-age-30 lady to play helen o' troy. It's also why he put so many BIG GUYS in this movie, as a dogwhistle to us. Remember, his other movie has Tom Hardy wearing a mask once again. He is aware. He is a daily /tv/ browser.>Odyssey is a 3 hour long shitpoast.YepCrashing wokeness with no survivorsBravo NolanThank you for your sacrifice
>>221805481Anyone that paid for this movie SHOULD FUCKING DIE
>>221805518>A coked-up time travelling Miles Davis kills AgamemnonNot a twist I saw coming! Bravo Nolan!
>>221805518>angry white woman face turns you on>angry negroid baboon face make your dick hide in bunker
>>221805543Made by MUTTS for MUTTS the quicker your country dies/balkanize the better.Fuck USA
>>221809621It's actually a remarkable show of American chauvenism when you think about it. The constant need to Americanify everything. Something I like about antiquity is when you render it in the exotic, ethnic and indigenous fashion of the locals. You get the feeling of traveling through time and space, and it's at the end of the day an adventure. Something like Romeo and Juliet 1996 is fine because it's an explicit "Take this and put it in literal America". But something like the Odyssey and a lot of other drivel isn't, because in rendering it so Americanized with the cast, aesthetics, ect it just sucks.
>>221809260I never understood why Nolan and the other imax directors always released the standard version of their imax movies in 2.20.1. seems like something like 1.85 would be the proper compromise, or whatever the ratio that would minimize the necessary cropping.
>>221805481>no 70mm IMAX theater anywhere near me>have to pay REAL money for a FAKE IMAX experience
So what, 2/3 of the film's visuals are ONLY watchable in these specific theatres, and after that its just GONE FOREVER? It becomes 66% LOST MEDIA?
>>221805518convince me that nolan isn't a crypto chud that cast lupita and elliot to make them look bad on purpose
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>>221812779Memritv made me admire middle eastern people, they actually have an interesting sense of humor
>>221805518She is literally disgusting when she screams at that dude. It sets off my fight or flight response and I keep reaching for a non existent hammer to cave her skull in Jesus.
>>221805481>forgot to clap when Lupita Nyong'o appeared on screen>guards escort me down into the dungeons where I am tortured for the remainder of the film
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>>221812779romeo+juliet works because they are still speaking the lines as shakespeare wrote them for the most partdramas are notoriously sparse on setting and stage direction details, the art is in the language, so changing the setting (even if it's wildly different) but keeping the language still feels authenticthe recent-ish macbeth with denzel washington works for the same reason
>>221811098So it's like The Produces. He wants it to fail.But, it's not anywhere near as egregious as pretty much anything from the UK last couple of years, for instance.Just one nog? Why not every character?Greek mythology? Why not Norse mythology?
>>221808969>Literal first frameIs a boat on a beach, you retarded cunt. First character shown is monke, but holy hell you don't even get what "literal first frame" even means. Stupid faggot.
>>221811098*foundits not founded.
>>221809155>SEETHING because blacks have ZERO historical epic poetryReally jogs the noggin 'bout the noggers, don't it?
>>221810390>so visually interesting that one could ignore it.Kek. Imagine trying to sound smart and fumbling this bad.
>>221805543What the fuck
>>221811213>There are over five million black abortions every yearBut /pol/ told me that (((muh they))) actually want to keep black babies while only aborting the Anglo SaVon ones.
>>221805543Ayo, Ayo, There was a nigga called Odysseus, He came from the shambles just like the PistonsAy, Ay, Ay, Trippin balls for his crib (skrtt)
>>221813082HEY EVERYBODY LOOK!THIS FAGGOT CONSOOOOOOOMS!!!!
>>221812779Nolan isn't American stupid
>>221806057>>221806161nah the ship crew/men are all races...
>>221814039is that a childs short bow
>>221813150it should be 100% lost media
>>221807815they knew a $375 million version of dunston checks in would never get greenlit so they went with this
>>221805518Jesus
>>221813912/pol/ doesn't claim this though. We like Planned Parenthood for their role in black population control, but dislike their role in tangentially decreasing White births
>>221805481>NEW SHILL COPE
>>221805543What the fuck are these cuts, its like this movie was made for brainrot zoomers
