Donnie Darko comes to mind, with its constant pseudo-intellectual 2deep4u sophomoric shit

>>221806743
Oceans 12 is the only film I can recall that genuinely made me angry upon finishing it.

Brick until I turned it off after 20 minutes.

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unwatchable slop

>>221806743
Shot beautifully, only to serve up pure garbage

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Quantum of Solace, not just because it was a bad movie but because of the twist, that the natural resource being schemed over turned out to be water. I was expecting it to be Lithium since half the film takes place in a Bolivian salt flat. Lithium made way more sense.

Moonrise Kingdom. My girlfriend at the time seemed upset that I hated it so much. In retrospect, that may have been a warning.

>>221806743
I didnt mind this one desu

>>221806743
Alien Covenant
I'd shown the original Alien to my gf the evening before, and was baffed I'd taken her to see such a piece of shit

House of the Devil

It's 80 minutes of a girl faffing about an empty house, and then 5 minutes of her captured and being sacrificed. Then 5 minutes of end credits for a film with literally four actors.

>>221806743
cheap bait and switch endings are pretty much guaranteed to
proportionately to the quality level of the movie preceding the bait & switch
beyond the black rainbow's may have pissed me off the worst cause it was SO cheap compared to such a great fucking non-handholding movie up til then
like they ran out of money and had to come up with an ending and stop filming right on the spot or go bankrupt or something

to a lesser degree a consistent bait & switch that gets me is the "it's their father" fucking cop out for aliens with a big lead up to interesting alien shit

>>221806850
it's based on a true story isn't it? Wouldn't that by definition make more sense than lithium?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cochabamba_Water_War

Lady Bird, nothing happens in that movie

not a movie, but the show Silo. literally nothing happens and im almost done with season 1.

>>221806798
You have a million examples of actual pseudslop and you pick out Donnie Darko. That movie is very enjoyable and there isn't much to understand besides the timeline thing.

For me it was Midsommar. It never built up to anything and I had to fast forward the last 20 minutes just to see how it ends and it pissed me off because I shouldn't even have bothered. All these new acclaimed directors are hacks.

>>221806743
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Took me 10 minutes to figure out we were never gonna see the daughter and it would be just a constant close-up of the main hag for 90 mins
It enraged me.

>>221806743
Jacob's Ladder
>it was all a dream!
to anyone for whom i spoiled that movie, you're welcome. the problem is that it's building up to what you think is going to be a super clever and neat twist/rugpull but it's like NOPE jk nothing happened lol

>>221806925
Ending was good though.

>>221806887
you mean you made her watch Covenant without watching Prometheus? you dumbass

>>221806923
>Most of the poorest neighborhoods were not hooked up to the network, so the state subsidies and water utility went mainly to industries and middle-class neighborhoods; the poor paid far more for water of dubious purity from trucks and handcarts. In the World Bank's view, it was a city that was crying out for water privatization
Can't make this shit up lmao

>>221806981
bait or 60 IQ

>>221806743
I hate the fucking "LE DEEP ALLEGORY" horror movie slop like babadook or witch

>>221806743
Hannah Montana the movie it was absolutely nothing like the show it was based on, there wasn't a hint of comedy, just shitty drama for preteen girls
>>221806798
this too somewhat but at the time I think I wasn't knowledgeable enough to understand just how shit it was

>>221806743
Magellan 2025

>>221806981
You moron it wasn't a dream, he was in purgatory

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>>221806850
This. Plus usually Bond movies have memorable (good or bad, but memorable) villains. But Mathieu Amalric sucks as the main bad guy, even Mr White in that movie was more memorable than him

>>221807129
no it was a hallucination from morfium while he was dieing on an operating table

>>221807153
why is she hard

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>>221807153
Anyone got the webm?

>>221806743
Hercules with Dwayne Johnson (2014). Trailer promised be abundant, bare female breasts, the actual movie had none.

>>221806981
I hated this movie. I'd heard a lot about it and a lot of anons talked highly of it, claiming it's great horror. It was just retarded and pissed me off to no end. I just don't get it I guess. I just wouldn't personally categorize it as horror. Thriller, maybe.

And I laughed when Costanza got btfo at the courtroom or whatever that place was, kek. Just his first scene where we see him as a lawyer had me shocked. I just can't separate him from Costanza. Might just be the only thing I liked in this movie.

>>221806743
>>221806837
>>221806872
The cover interests me and makes me wanna watch. Is it really no good?

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>>221806743
The Adjustment Bureau really did piss me off
I didn't even know that it was based on a Philip K. Dick book so I had no real expectations but it still managed to make me feel like a prank was pulled on me

extreme waste of time

i saw a movie years ago about a gambling addict who made retarded choices and was generally a loser because of his addiction and then he won big in the end and recoup all his losses and then some

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>>221807363
Mark Wahlyberg stars in, Tha Gamblur. Rated R

>>221806743
Last Jedi
There are poorly made movies
There are boring movies
But a movie that happens to be poorly made , boring AND hates it’s paying customers ?
That’s a new one
You can be edgy and piss off an audience but the movie better otherwise be great

>>221807611
that was something else I will find it in a moment

>>221806814
You are a dullard.

>>221807611
The goodman monologue was incredible based and useful.

>>221806831
Yeah i hated it, boring and gay cringe shit was reaching levels that shouldn't even be possible

>>221806798
>Donnie Darko
>James Cameron had the director explain the ending to him in person
lmfao you can't make this shit up

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>>221806981
>>221807236
Filtered

>>221807300
It's a long nothing, unlike The VVitch or Hereditary.

>>221807300
It's alright but there's a different direction it could've gone in that would've made it way better. It's still worth it for the atmosphere

>>221807363
They made a movie out of that meme?

>>221806743
incredibles 2, toy story 5, madam web, batman vs superman, amazing spiderman, minions, xmen origins wolverine, deadpool, nu star wars, mission impossible final reckoning, craig bond, dark knight rises, evolution, avengers, holland spiderman, chronicle, I am legend, the hobbit, the harry potter movies, fantastic beasts and where to find them, pirates of the caribean after 3, shrek sequels, ice age sequels, indiana jones and the crystal skull, super mario 2, inception, interstellar, the martian, the chronicles of narnia, a quiet place, demon slayer, jurassic world, the jimmy neutron movie, the amazing digital circus. ghoulified and soulless movies with obscene amounts of product placement or merchandising or stardom and amounts of rewriting and subpar adaptation, adc being the worst of them all by far with characters that reset their character growth at the end "for absurdist humor" and the author was like "I'll end the series terribly if the people give me shit for bad writing". good thing its free so "people can't complain about it".

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This piece of fucking shit movie.

>>221808158
I remember newtype usa had a trailer of tjis on their free dvd, pretty cool.

>>221806743
Thankskilling

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Not even the casting. Just the overall story was so mangled

>>221807005
Was afraid of the lust for big proto men

>>221808516
Fucking hell, I now remember HATING this
had to start skipping around from the mid-way point, then deleted it
>>221808158
Also deleted this one after that fuckass ending

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>>221807161
>morfium
Doc says it's morf'in time

>>221808516
>Just the overall story was so mangled
I think you just missed the point nigga, it's an inversion of the original story, with Gawain depicted as a weak man who fails all his trials but then finds his resolve at the ultimate trial, instead of the original version where he's a strong man who falters at the hardest trial.

>>221808561
>had to start skipping around
why would you "have" to start skipping around? do you have some kind of disorder that makes you unable to sit through a movie?
if you don't like the movie, turn it off, why watch it if you hate it? fucking spastic kek.

>>221807932
the only memorable part of the movie

>>221807037
zero substance comment
>>221807129
that's equally as dumb. the point remains, the writer was too lazy or not creative enough to tie up the movie with a satisfying conclusion and copped out with the most entry level, freshman year creative writing class bullshit

>>221806963
>Took me 10 minutes to figure out we were never gonna see the daughter
except you literally see her at the ending, you retarded point-missing fuckface

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Terrible pretentious dialogue.

>>221808125
lol you keep getting fooled into seeing bad movies

>>221806743
>Is there a movie that pissed you off?
Dozens.

FILM: Twelve Angry Men
WHY IT PISSES ME OFF: All the obvious reasons.

FILM: Vertigo
WHY IT PISSES ME OFF: Because people think it's deep when it isn't even shallow.

FILM: Jackson's LOTR trilogy
WHY IT PISSES ME OFF: Because they did all the hard (impossible) things brilliantly and just screwed up on the easy things (pacing, discipline, sticking to the damn book). Every scene is overplayed by 20% and ruined. It could have been so good.

FILM: City Lights
WHY IT PISSES ME OFF: Because Charlie Chaplin is viscerally repugnant.

>>221806743
The perfume
Nightcrawler
Shrek 3
Disaster movie

>>221806743
prometheus

The Lighthouse, don't understand what people see in it

>>221806831
First two acts are fine, third act ruins it all.

>>221808722
Is that the one where Pattinson spends the whole movie in limo or something?

>>221809104
filmgoing was big back in the day anon. relatively cheaper too. I've also watched masters of the universe twice. peak the first time. still holds up the second time. I think what did the movie in was that the earth part was too long and so people took a piss break when the movie got to the even better part. directors please think of the bladders. it would be a completely different case if the movie was a drawl throughout like final reckoning.

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>>221806743
I hate this movie so fucking much it's unreal.
I will probably be pissed for the rest of the day just because I got reminded of it

>>221809850
based

>>221806831
Fucking this

The Game with Michael Douglas is probably the angriest I've ever been at a movie. The ending is completely fucking stupid.

>>221806831
If there's a candidate for Reddit The Movie, this is should be the top spot.

>>221806743
All Superhero movies

>>221810327
I once took a girl on a date to see one of the Avengers movies because she loved Robert Downey Jr. It was awful being surrounded by redditors who were clapping and cheering like what they were watching was actually happening. She was a smart girl but I couldn't believe someone as intelligent as her would be entertained by this. This was back in 2013 and I thought the plot was so formulaic a crude AI could write it.

>>221806981
The only bad part of the film is the final twist. Everything else is gold. Luckily I can ignore the twist because it is right at the end. Basically just turn the movie off after he ascends the staircase.

>>221810402
Things that never happened for 500

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>>221806743
Tbf my hatred isn't unique to this film specifically- any movie that pulls the 'ooh it was aaaall a dream' retardation infuriates me. It's a movie you fucking retarded niggerfaggot, I know none of what you're showing me is real to begin with. Waving it in my face doesn't blow my mind, it just pisses me off that you think it does.

>>221808672
How is the entire movie taking place in purgatory dumb? There are so many hints sprinkled throughout that is exactly what is going on. His chiropractor is trying to free him from his torment by waxing philosophical and he literally ascends a staircase toward the light and his dead son.

>>221808633
No i understood Green Knight. It was still a mess. I loved Ghost Story and really wanted to love it

>Halloween II by Rob Zombie
It was just beyond stupid in almost every way possible.
>The new Halloween remakes
Incompetent writing, suffers from wokeism.
>Arrival
Doesn't make any sense other than portraying women as the purest form of evil.
>Doom
The Rock is a clown.
>Beowulf
It was frustrating to watch how you could make such a mess of a classic tale.

>>221808722
I liked paul giamati's scene but thats about it.

Watchmen pissed me off

>>221806798
this but The Big Lebowski

>>221806831
I turned this shit off in the first 10 minutes cause I couldn't stand to look at or listen to the main old chink lady

>>221806743
The Descent

>>221806743
Basically any horror movie with a fake out ending. Horror movies that end with everyone dying are expected and just the usual waste of time. Horror movies that try to make you think they actually have a proper ending and then just rug pull you at the last second are fucking retarded and go from wasting my time to actively stealing my time and laughing about it. The ones off the top of my head
Smile
The Ring
The Descent
Drag Me To Hell
The Mist
etc

>>221810402
Avengers is a movie for idiots. The aliens attack an american city, bombs and explosions everywhere, yet not a single civilian death is shown on screen. But once the team arrives to Germany, we see civilians and soldiers get hurt/killed. Utterly unforgivable.

I really hate Die Hard.

>>221810723
the mist ending was great
the ring's ending was pretty damn expected

>>221806743
American History X. I enjoyed it but I fucking hated what happened to Danny at the end.

>>221810757
You're pretty damn retarded.

>>221810847
it's okay that you're midwit, most people are

>>221810941
Imagine thinking you're intelligent because you can predict the endings of horror slop. Dunning Kruger on full effect.

>>221806743
No Country For Old men made me fall asleep

>>221810802
just don't be a racist, chud ;)

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turned it off after 10 minutes of zoomer shit
turned it off again after the eyeballs shit
>after this, it's gonna be so miserable
pass

>>221806831
My wife LOVED this movie. She put it on when we were on a flight and insisted I watch it with her, but I had to stop after about 5 minutes. I’m a pretty easygoing guy with movies, I’ll watch almost anything. But man, I just couldn’t.

>>221806743
Marvel's The Avengers (the first one)
Because after years of build-up, and getting the character development out of the way, all we got was a fucking paint-by-numbers buddy cop plotline. Absolute dog shit move.

>>221811039
For me it was infinity war and end endgame. Fat Thor and dabbing hulk just sent me over the edge. Character assassination, cringe, cheap blatant product advertising, lame throwaway jokes in a series finale, bad special effects. It was too much. Even for marvel/disney

>>221811029
Basically it seemed that they were saying that racism is such a terrible crime that it warranted Danny getting killed to pay for the sins of Derek. Personally I wish they'd made an American History X part 2 where Derek hunted down the wog who shot his little brother and curb stomped him before dousing the nogs entire family in gasoline and setting them on fire. Anyway...

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>>221806743
I can not express how much I hated It comes at night. Slow burn horror is great and this film pisses all over it. It was so bad it ruined other horror for me. The moment I see a horror dream sequence Im immediately triggered and hate it after seeing a shitty film that is nothing but. Awful, just awful.

>>221806743
So many films

High Life
Everything Everywhere...
Oppenheimer
Nosferatu
I Saw the TV Glow
One Battle After Another

The list goes on

The Second part of Avengers endgame pissed me off just because it's so shit compared to part 1.

Boyhood. Boring ass movie with corporate-placed nostalgia items here and there. They completely missed the vibe of Xtreme sportz in the early 2000s. And then the dude just turns into a total faggot when hes a teenager. Whole movie was insufferable. My best friend at the time loved it. Thats kind of when I realized he was an annoying fag.

Spring Breakers
i kept waiting for a good scene to justify wasting my time but it never came
then I watched a matthew maccoughahey movie and i hated it AND IT WAS THE SAME DIRECTOR

>>221808722
>>221809504
>>221810637
Yea its the limo movie. Had its moments, but just another subpar arts films.

High On Life. Watched trailer, seemed like an interesting premise.
> I can't fuck my own daughter, it'd be bad AWWUUUGGAAAA
> Violent retarded convicts are... Retarded
> Surprise, we're doing pretty mundane "science" on them because there's no oversight. But it's mostly just sex stuff.
What a waste of time.

>>221809850
Filtered pleb

>>221811242
Filtered

>>221806743
>whining thread
Lol. I don’t make a habit of devoting time and energy to thinks I expressly dislike

>>221811443
Good thing this is your one post this week, wouldn't want to make it a habit

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Lot of shit opinions itt but for me it's Day of the Dead 2008 and Im objectively correct. Was genuinely fucking awful and an insult to the entire genre, I dont know why I watched it. Also humvees don't use keys which I didn't realize until my gf's marine brother mentioned it so that whole plot point was extra retarded. Diary of the Dead was kind of stupid most of the time and only gets saved by it's social media commentary being a reasonable evolution of the Dead concept.
>>221806981
One of the best movies I've ever seen
>>221811180
>Nosferatu
Best movie this decade

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>>221811443
>Lol.
Not a word. Why do women capitalize it like it is?

>>221807300
I liked it but you know how /tv/ is. It’s not a monster horror movie like the title makes it seem, it’s a post apocalyptic survival drama that takes a bit to get going before getting more intense so it’s not for everyone but I’d say give it a shot and see for yourself and make up your own mind. The last thing you want to do is start gleaming opinions from anyone here, that’s for fucking sure.

>>221811525
autocorrect on they phone

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>>221811525
The Penn Gillette picture attached makes me inclined to believe this is just low quality b8. At least I hope it is for your sake.

>>221811591
You didn't answer my question. If it's bait, it should be an easy answer and dismiss me entirely.

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>>221811614
>(you)

>>221811630
"I have no answer but i must post" last wordism is a woman trait

>>221811519
>Best movie this decade
Histrionic, poorly lit, Vincent Price-tier schlock. It's an utterly pointless remake.

>>221806798
Donnie Darko was good, though. Great music, great shots, decent story. It's really not that deep; It's no masterpiece, though.

>>221811525
Imagine giving this much of a shit. You might have sever aspergers.

>>221811747
This. It’s some turbosperg behavior to vehemently dislike a movie largely because you perceive a subset of its fanbase as pretentious. Not saying they aren’t but I can’t imagine letting other peoples retarded opinions effect me on that level

>>221806743
Kinds of Kindness.

>>221806831
Its really exact when it becomes complete shit. Its fine and passably setting things up and creating stakes and everything, then its right when the evil daughter shows up that it becomes, literally, maybe my least favourite movie I have ever seen and never lets up being that bad.

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>nothing happens
>nothing happens
>nothing happens
>it's over

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Last time we ever let my older brother suggest a film to watch with the whole family. I don't think we even made it to the half point

>>221806831
I liked it, especially the last third where they finally manage to express their intended messages/aesop after trimming away all the zany bizarre bullshit....but yeah, those two first acts, while funny at times, can become extremely retarded and make it very difficult to watch.
My parents watched it and skipped it after the 20 minutes i think (probably around the dildo fights) and i can understand why

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They were all such unlikable smug pricks I wanted them to get caught and arrested, and their magic tricks involved way too much bullshit

>>221806743
I fucking hated this movie
A bunch of bullshit that jerks you around and wastes your time, an archetypal example of the middling "elevated horror" that makes up the bulk of A24's output as a distributor

>>221807363
>>221807611
i found it. It's Win it All and i remember that except for the ending it was really, really good. Didn't post earlier cause i was afk

>>221807932
I haven't seen the movie but it's funny that John Goodman is one of my favorite actors but I usually hate it when the writers give him a monologue.

>>221811744
>Vincent Price-tier schlock
Get my wife's name out of your goddamn mouth, Price was kino

>>221810402
I'm not going to defend Marvel slop but you had a girl with a good attitude and all you did was seethe all night about everyone. YOU went there in the first place.

>>221806798
Would have been fine if you didn't need to go read forums to understand what the hell was going on. Wouldn't have taken but a few more lines of exposition dropped here and there either.

>>221807300
It's not nearly as interesting as the poster makes it seem.

>>221811036
Every time my woife wants to see a movie I don't like , we have a rule. She keeps her hand in my underwear all the time during the movie. Not jerking me per se, just working the shaft a little, cradling the balls, pinching the foreskin etc.
I came three times during Sophie's Choice.

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>let's force a bunch of autistic kids to do a musical even though they are extremely uncomfortable in front of people and don't want to do it
fuck off

>>221812236
Have to agree this movie sucked and I dont know why it's revered.

>>221806831
I enjoyed it thoroughly. it's got a heartfelt message and a lot of creativity underneath the silliness/absurdity. I'd easily give it an 8/10

>>221811577
*dey

>>221812845
Maybe hit a little too close to home?

>>221812774
Lol if Eggers had gone full William Castle, it might have worked. Unfortunately he took that bullshit way too seriously, and it just came off as contrived.

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>>221806743
This shit is just Stalker for women

>>221813078
huh? it's got a completely different plot compared to Stalker. have you seen either movie? Stalker deals with existentialist philosophy in a totally different way. I like Annihilation quite a bit but it's nowhere near as thematically complex

The Grey
The whole movie builds up to Liam Neeson fighting a wolf and ends as soon as hes about to

Napoleon Dynamite sucked. It would've been better if Napoleon cut his uncle's face off and terrorized people by standing outside their windows at night while wearing it like a mask.

>>221806831
This is not a real movie it's a psyops to see if people will pretend to like something if it gets universal critic praise despite being complete garbage.

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>>221813169
people who love film just as much as you - and many who are more knowledgeable and qualified to discuss film on a technical and historical level - have made it one of letterboxd's most beloved entries
maybe you'll grow up one day and realize it's okay for people to have different opinions without trashing them. i'm sure you like some movies that others would shit on too

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>>221806743
this one, saw it on a plane and was raging throughout the end
basically, young girl gets raped and murdered by pedophile serial killer
she's a ghost or something and can stil somewhat interact with the real world
has a chance to reveal her killer to bring him to justice and make her family find her body for closure
ijnstead she spends her last minute on earth kissing the boy she kind of had a crush on
serial killer is free to roam, her family continues to suffer
then decades later after killing dozens of girls and women over the years the killer gets hit by a random icicle and dies in his old age and the movie treats it as just deserts
this is somehow framed as a sappy and good ending
what the fuck

>>221806831
watched it with family
turned it off halfway through when they started fighting with dildos
everyone hated it
I wish legitimate harm on anyone that worked on it

>>221813278
I didn't see that as him getting what he deserved but I still liked the ending because it shows that even bad people get away with their evil.

>>221813238
No! Everyone who has a different opinion than I do is lying and wrong and just doing it to mess with my head ahhhhhh

>>221813238
>it's okay for people to have different opinions without trashing them
On ambiguous thought experiments, like the trolley problem, sure.
When you have definitive proof of something and you state the opposite? No, it's not ok to have that opinion
It's not ok to have the opinion that the earth is flat, and it's not ok to have then opinion that everything at all all is a good movie

The new Superman movie really pissed me off.

>>221813429
but he didn't get away
he got killed by fate or something in the end
I don't actually mind the teenage girl being somewhat selfish and not doing the right thing
but I hate the movie framing it as the right choice and it all working out even if it's decades later
have a bleak ending if you want
but don't pretend it's nice

>>221812236
>>221812947
Blair Witch was a pop cultural phenomenon. It made a crazy amount of $ on a $7k budget and launched the found footage craze of the 2000s. At this point it's a notable film history milestone, but not necessarily a good movie by today's standards. Also it was the first time a viral internet campaign was utilized and was a crucial part of its success, claiming to be real and fooling many people before most people were online much.
I remember even in 99 the movie was meh but it was fun to talk about.

>>221812290
Seconded.

>>221809432
>The perfume
had to read the book in class right when the movie came out
I argued the book was fucking exploitative trash while my teacher defended it as a classic
went to see the movie with the whole class
afterwards my teacher came to me
"you know, anon, maybe you're right about this story being dogshit"
so at least there's that

>>221813870
>>221809432
Perfume is only bad because of the ending and the guy deciding to off himself for no reason (plus the people pulling him apart for also no reason)
For the movie and book to be perfect, the evil guy needed to win, and just drift off, unseen. Like a Jack the Ripper movie, he was a force of nature and nobody could stop him, the end.

>>221813519
this is such a retarded stretch at making an argument. seriously, please grow up

>>221808516
You simply got filtered, my friend
That's a great movie

>>221814030
>he's right but I don't want to say he's right
>I'll call it "a stretch"

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Impossible to beat this pretentiousness, also...
>THAT scene

>>221814078
there's not even an argument to be had here. you're either a poor troll or legitimately an idiot if you think movies are rated objectively while ironically advocating for a minority opinion. either way, no more (You)s

>>221812845
okay Henry cool it with the anti-semitism

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>>221812838
Kek wtf

>>221814103
This movie fucked me up. Slept like shit the night I watched it.

>>221814109
there's objective reasons why the movie is bad
I don't need to "rate the movie objectively", that's something you are extrapolating out of my argument because you have a paramecium brain, and can't understand the difference between something having objective qualities and something being qualified objectively.
If you are a retard that's on you not me

>>221806743
A Ghost Story. If your movie needs a hipster to literally explain the entire premise of the film in the middle, then you should cancel your movie.

Mother! was also pretentious and made me want to pollute more.

>>221806743
>they come at night
that was actually good

>>221814078
Nobody said you were right. In fact, you were objectively wrong.

>>221814191
why? it's a fantasy story anon it wasn't that deep

>>221806806
I saw the Oceans 11 remake back in the day as a kid with my dad and hated every second of it. No killing, no tits, nothing interesting happens at all. Just a bunch of old faggots hogging the camera and then they steal a box of tampons or something.

>>221814228
It was the
>baby being ripped to shreds and eaten
Scene that got me. Just disturbing.

>>221814217
oh! another paramecium brained retard!
here:
>>221814195

>>221807300
The "it" that comes at night is nothing at all. It's a long movie about paranoia and the characters are boring and the story is a nothingburger.

Movie sold by a poster that it didn't deserve.

>>221814211
Same here. Was the title misleading as shit? Sure was but even though I came in expecting a horror movie I was not disappointed by the end where if you know, you know. Super fucked up

>>221814251
it wasn't for me because it didn't had any hold on reality by that point.
With the war shit and the scenery moving and the time skipping, I couldn't take anything that was happening as "real"
Hell, even she goes to the baby and it's already cleanly gone

>>221814254
>it’s an “anon learned a new word and desperately wants the chance to pepper it in somewhere” post
Jej

>>221814293
I mean it’s supposed to bypass reality, it’s very poetic and whatnot. That part didn’t bother me as halfway through the movie it kind of shifts to let the audience know it’s not a “real” place.

>>221807300
it's another zombie movie where characters act like they don't know what a zombie is, I think you see a zombie by the end but it's mostly paranoia inside a house and "OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE WHAT HE DID??!" type of thing

>>221813078
I watched about 10 minutes of this before I just turned it off. Cringe acting and cringe “girl power!”

>>221814294
>new word
It's an insult from Hook you absolute fucking plebian holy shit

>>221814327
Kek not even remotely close to anything that happens in the movie but nice try.

Idk about you guys but I grew out of back-and-forth dipshit arguments on the internet like 10 years ago. Why are you seriously engaging with someone stupid enough to say a widely beloved movie is objectively shit?

>>221814384
How embarrassing for you

>>221814269
it worked very well as a psychological thriller imo.

>>221814436
That’s an awfully pompous, high and mighty tone to take for someone who is still posting on /tv/ in 2026. Take a look around you fren, it’s mostly just brown teenagers kvetching and vomiting contrarian takes

>>221806831
Tried watching this twice and couldn't. I was bored like 20 minutes in. I don't see the appeal.

>>221807300
Just dont go in and expect anything more than a small and contained post-apoc drama

>>221806743
Star Wars Episode 8.

7 was just boring and sorta lame but man 8 sucked so much that even my dad, who's almost lowest common denominator when it comes to movies, absolutely hated that film. Man had seen every single Star Wars in theaters and Episode 8 was so bad that we didnt even notice when Ep 9 came out.

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you fucking assholes convinced me to watch this drivel
thanks for nothing

>>221806743
I get accused of being an angry chud by leftists all the time but I don't think any movie has actually pissed me off, a little upset or disappointed. Only thing that's actually pissed me off is DB super.

>>221814450
For recognizing the Hook reference?
How embarrassing is it for you to not know that meme on the /tv/ board, and not only that, call the anon for the word lol
Please stop dude, you are just sinking now

>>221814598
>taking all advice from 4chin at facevalue
lol. lemeow even.

>>221814580
>Star Wars Episode 8.
its a very bad star wars movie for sure, you can feel the clear disdain the director had for the audience.

>the shitposter is ESL and samefagging
keeps getting sadder

>>221814672
>he said, grasping at straws

>>221806831
Greatest movie ever made, at least until the next greatest movie was made.

>>221808125
inception, harry potter 1+2, chronicle, and shrek 2 are good.
What made them piss you off?

>>221806743
Sinners. It wasn't that good imo as they tried to include way too dissociated plot points.

>>221815031
>tried to include way too many dissociated plot points.

>>221813278
in the book the spirit of the murdered girl takes control of her friend and bangs a dude that the dead girl likes. she flosses with his pubes as well

>>221814714
It's a bad movie in any context. It's really obnoxious to see a stupid person with such obvious contempt for his audience, who are probably no dumber than he is.

>>221806743
Ferris Buller

>>221814615
Unfortunately these days simply “not loving” a movie equates to being a hater.

>>221806831
>just give your daughter who literally killed billions a hug :)

>>221807363
uncut gems?

>>221814352
You missed out bro. The protagonist cheats on her husband with a black man, kills a talking bear, and then films a Tool music video. So kino...

>>221815105
Yep that’s what he said.

>>221806798
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>>221814103
holy filtered. this must be why they keep pushing out capeshit.

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fuck this movie

>>221806850
I give Quantum of Solace a pass because they had to finish the script during a writers strike.
Fuck Hollywood.

>>221812290
I nominate THIS movie and this whole franchise, really, for Reddit: The Movie. It's the kind of pseudo-intellectual shit that defines Reddit.

>>221806831
I despised this piece of shit except for that scene with the rocks, which was genuinely creative and heartfelt
Then you have 6 hours of DUDE LE WACKY LESBIAN DILDO SWORDS LE HOTDOG HANDS LE GOOGLY EYES

>>221816324
cry me a river, there are competent writers around the world they could have used

>>221808516
>casting was fucking retarded
>green knight himself is a human size wooden tree man
>in the poem he's a gigantic, towering, imposing giant of an emerald knight
>random girlfriend character for no reason
>guts the entire parallel between the hunt and the seduction for some stupid le subversive deconstruction or whatever of him getting a handjob
>added in random bullshit like the giant women
>removed the entire beauty and poetry of the poem
>the hunt was completely gutted and wasn't shown at all, the violence was there to contrast against gawains seduction
>removed the ending where gawain comes back and the knights wear a sash in solidarity
I hate this fucking movie

>>221806831
the title alone made me skip this one

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>>221811649
I Have No Answer and I Must Post

>>221815023
>inception
wow another heist movie
>harry potter 1 and 2
didn't really do anything to bring the characters to life. probably because it took two supplementary books, fantastic beasts and where to find them and quidditch through the ages and the game quidditch world cup to properly flesh out the world. the tv series is just going to be game adaptations at this rate
>chronicle
a 3gp movie that looks like it was pirated twice over is a stupid idea for a movie, the whole american akira theming is just as cringe as the whole japanese little mermaid theming that ponyo did. androoo androoo androoo and then using lightning to power up a spear yeesh this movie was more cringe than batman vs superman
>shrek 2
you know I meant after shrek 2

>>221809432
Nightcrawler was kinda retarded. It's thought provoking in a way but no real plot or meaning there. I thought it was gonna be kino because of Jake Gyllenhaal clips from it showing up in literally me edits alongside Bateman and Joker.

>>221810402
It's okay to like dumb or whimsical things for emotional reasons or because it just appeals to some part of you. It doesn't necessarily make you dumb yourself by default. Odds are that you are also into quite a few things that may be judged similarly, but which you are still fond of.

>>221816987
Nightcrawler was kino you pleb

>>221806743
Good choice

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>>221816532
this and picrel

221816272 (You)

>>221816912
so yeah I hope we see an evil within adaptation at this point, because that blows inception. a series of unfortunate events was stupid, modern charlie and the chocolate factory was cringe, bay transformers was garbage, avatar was contrived. also add ponyo, howls moving castle for being two uninspired adaptations that try to pass it off with animation and coraline, monster house, chicken run, wallace and gromit to the scrap pile for terrible looking 3d clay animation. sorry not sorry if those were one of your favorite movies. hulk was stupid, fantastic 4 silver surfer was also rubbish.

>>221807300
should've-been-a-short-film type of movie

>>221808158
Kill yourself

>>221806866
>In retrospect, that may have been a warning.
For her, yes.

>>221817114
Oh shit, how could I forget about that one. I was genuinely seething by the end of that film lol.

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>>221806831
I thought it was pretty good

Let's see...

Inception made me stop watching Nolan flicks, and I haven't seen a single minute of Nolanslop ever since.
Because I'm a man of my word I agreed to see the second sequel trilogy movie in the theater. I was actually angry when we came out.
Beyond that I actually don't really remember anything, because I am very good at telling from the trailers if it's something I would enjoy or not, and because I don't dwell on bad films and make hating them my entire identity.

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this is the absolute(?) worst in the "everyone is fucking retarded" category

>>221806831
I just watched this and I spent the entire movie repeating the words "this is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.
I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of the chair for the last 30 minutes it was so painful.
>Ayy quirky A24 movie lmao
If you liked it you're in the wrong place

>>221817835
All the legitimate criticism one could have, and you chose HURF DURF MUH REDDIT
Neck yourself, you retarded fucking double nigger.

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It starts off really solid, but gets worse and worse and worse...
It's 5 hours long btw, so you can imagine how bad it gets. I think it's the only movie where I had to fast-forward through the last hour because it was unbearable.

>>221807730
It was the only movie I have finished at the cinema, walked out, and just felt angry.

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>>221816532
The part explaining how war propaganda works was interesting. Otherwise very uncomfy and based movie.

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>>221817873
Newfriend, I...

>>221817975
Oh no Brad are you okay?! Where should I send you the google play cards to help?

>>221817930
>holy fuck this is great why haven’t I heard of this?!
>four hours later
>… oh

>>221816912
>inception
I thought it was a nice spin on the heist formula. Learning about each person's role as we're taught the mechanics of the dream world. For me, the dream world and its mechanics elevate it beyond just a heist movie. Different dream levels, slowing of time, out-of-bounds limbo, gravitational effects, totems, subconscious projections, deep sleeping to live forever, and of course inception itself. There's a lot here, and I appreciated it more on second viewing.
>hp
I really like the world they made here. It's mystical and inviting but slightly sinister. Doesn't coddle children too much. The British casting gave it a distinct feel. I thought they did the first two books justice, but I've never gone back to re-read them.
>chronicle
Thought it was a unique take on found-footage - that they don't all have to be horror. I don't remember lightning powering up a spear. Sounds like two different scenes. One guy gets struck by lightning while flying in a storm. Another gets struck by a spear.

>>221806798
Yeah, as soon as they start talking about god with the teacher or whatever I stop watching.

>>221817930
uhh i was actually looking forward to this one. does the plot get ridiculous like Faraway, So Close!?

>>221806743
Citizen Kane

>>221817036
It's an okay movie but nothing happens in it. The protagonist is the stereotype of the guy who doesn't care about morals and screws people over for personal gain and gets ahead in life. The kind of person you imagine climbs the corporate ladder and ends up in the highest positions. And that does make for an interesting character, and the movie just chronicles how far he's willing to go to pursue his goals. That's about it. He goes on to own his own proper company by the end and then that's it. It's okay for a one time watch but there's no meat in the plot.

>>221806921
The director for OP movie has literally done the same monster but not really movie like 3 times in a row. The last one was a caveman horror movie where it turns out there is no monster.

Guy is a complete hack fraud. I explicitly refuse to watch another movie of his after that one.

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>>221818430
>Faraway, So Close
I didn't watch that one
Also, I don't like writer self-inserts too much, but in this movie he is also a cuck
Idk, maybe the theatrical cut that is ONLY 3 HOURS LONG isn't as bad

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>>221806743
A whole movie about LITERALLY nothing, and the one part that actually implies something interesting happened to the daughter it's just glossed over and ends.
>ohhh b-but that's t-th-the pointtttt t-t-they didn't c-care about her it's so deep!!!!!
No it's just a boring fucking overhyped mockumentary

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>>221818494
>nothing happens in it
Oh totally. Nothing at all

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the most painful movie i ever sat through. aggressively unfunny and it all takes place in one house with a small cast so there is no variety to the unfunniness. and since its an old movie it cant even be enjoyed for its unhinged vulgarity like adam sandler movies. i just imagine some grandpa showing you this because its his favorite movie and having to pretend to like it.

>>221806743
Prometheus. It was the biggest letdown of all time.

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>>221809850
this. i had an ex-druggy friend that told me it was the best film ever. so i sat and watched it with him. he gasped and recoiled like he was watching a fucking masterpiece while i sat there in silence thinking what the actual fuck am i watching. it's awful, and i told him that.

probably good if you're a crackhead trying to justify your behaviour
>"drugs are so cool man!"
fuck off

>>221818664
Its a terrible and boring movie with one nonsensical scene. That scene does not make any fucking sense.
>but its not supposed to!!!
Yes it is. Its a fuckin movie.

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reese is cute and i like to look at nature how bad it can be?

>>221818758
Weak b8
This movie rules and is a lot of fun given you’re not a broccoli haired mouth-breather who spent the entire runtime scrolling through tiktok

>>221818748
It's literally just 'how far will he sink?' stretched out over the 1.5-2 hour runtime it has. Basic ass plot.

>>221806831
Fat faggots with glasses love this movie

>>221818826
i mean it could've made sense & actually have been a good final scare if they showed at AT THE END

but no, the whole movie is about them "finding" images of their daughter in home video footage after she's died, but it was the brother adding it in to help his parents cope(?) and then they find ACTUAL FOOTAGE of something paranormal happening to her before she died and it cuts to the parents being like "yeah...it was strange...so anyway we moved" and the movie ends

I genuinely was so mad the first time I watched it. Don't understand how it's so widely praised.

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i appreciate the innovation but god what an obnoxious movie. never want to watch another godard movie again. if that makes me a pleb so be it

>>221809850
Pseudo-intellectual English professors love this shit, bonus points if they also groom their students being the only reason they chose that career path

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you can probably guess why i watched it
it was so bad it made me think less of Tim Blake Nelson who i liked as an actor
its like those corny dhar mann moral lesson videos where a guy tells a homeless guy to fuck off on his way to the job interview and then it turns out the homeless man is actually the boss

I think people need to realize that some movies piss you off because you're bad while some can be fine and still piss you off due to something that happens. My film is Dunkirk because the french guy drowns.

>>221818868
Anon, I…

>>221819147
Fuck you bitch. Stop making me feel bad about not liking your favorite shitty movie. Just pick Ryan Gosling in BR2049 as your literally me like all the rest of us instead of trying to be a contrarian edgelord. Fuck you.

>>221818345
>Learning about each person's role as we're taught the mechanics of the dream world
look at the city bending wow amazing is probably when it lost me. poor choice for a movie that has to explain itself over and over. may not be a film but the world ends with you solo remix was it but smarter. yumekui merry also explores the dream zone in a fantasy way.
>The British casting gave it a distinct feel. I thought they did the first two books justice,
it lended authenticity, but harry potter, the golden compass, lord of the rings, these are just better as books. the audio motif is also irritating now, and the movies just got darker and darker in color tone to prove a stupid point about the books being more serious. for people this is their peak fantasy. maybe the cheap cgi nose of the villain and ghost flying straight at the camera did it all in and made it look like a comedy.
>Thought it was a unique take on found-footage
we already had this superhero going out of control with xmen 3 and people gaining powers in it. hancock explored the concept of urban superheroes too years prior. there will definitely be some localized appeal given blair witch project I guess. not 100% certain but pretty sure some aspects of the us godzilla already explored handcam footage especially the fighter jets part.

this might be the only thread in /tv/ history with 95% good recs

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anyone else seen this? like what the hell was even that

>>221819239
I thought it was a decent movie. Not my favorite, but for you to be this militantly opposed to it makes it seem like you maybe didn't really understand much of it. And that would lend credence to why you’re so combative and angry, I know being confused is no fun.

>>221817930
I had to watch this twice to make sure it was shit. Turns out it was.

>>221807043
Eggers said that he wrote everything in the vvitch to be taken literally, it was only after it came out that the “muh symbolism” crowd co-opted it

>>221819543
I've never heard someone claim the Witch was some kind of close allegory for something but most allegorical or satirical or whatever stories are also to be taken literally. Not always but usually. There's usually a beginning, middle, and end sequence of events that make sense within the setting presented.

>>221806831
There were pretty retarded parts, but I enjoyed them talking in English and Mandarin

>>221819832
Oh mah gawd please don't remind me of how badly they butchered speaking mandarin in the last few episodes of moon knight, it nearly ruined the show with cringe

>>221820042
I don't know what that is, but thank you for your service

>>221819240
>look at the city bending wow amazing is probably when it lost me.
But why? It's showing the dream world to Elle, who has never seen it before.
Is this really your line in the sand? Won't watch Jurassic Park because the brontos insist upon themselves.
>the audio motif is also irritating now, and the movies just got darker and darker in color tone to prove a stupid point about the books being more serious
Agreed on the second point. First point is unfair because it wasn't annoying when there were just two films.
>superhero going out of control
I thought chronicle was much better than hancock and xmen 3. Do you disagree? I watched both of those first too.
But yeah, I was talking about the novelty of seeing a non-horror found-footage film with a decent budget.
It was a risk, but they pulled it off (imo). And as a superhero found-footage film, it still seems novel to this day.

>>221818902
Yeah there's no reaction to what would be the most insane thing that can possibly be found but the movie doesn't care. There's a reason people discuss this scene exclusively and its efficacy at startling the viewer and never the broader work or how the scene applies to it thematically. Its just a random fuck horror scene in a shitty mockumentary.

The Dead Don't Die. I don't know what I was expecting, but not that, whatever the fuck that even was.

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This movie. I cannot fucking believe absolutely nothing happened at all, the entire film, and there wasn't even a wrap up at the end either. The budget was 2 million which makes sense because literally half of the film is Ryan Renolds in a box in the dark.

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>>221809104
I was laughing about that too, but I see it more as him persevering than being fooled.

>>221810672

>pseudo-intellectual 2deep4u sophomoric shit

Are you serious? All of the characters in the Big Lebowski are idiots. That's why the events of the movie happen.

>>221806743
I guess I'm racist or whatever but a white guy / black girl pairing where they don't talk about it is just fucking weird to me. Like, the actors were fine, I love Joel Eggman or whatever his name is, but if the guy is white and the girl is black you have to at least acknowledge it. Otherwise it's just weird.

>>221810757
>the mist ending was great
It truly was one of the funniest endings of all time

Most recent example I can think of is Knives Out, I only just saw it at the end of last year. Didn't know that much about it going in, just wanted a fun murder mysterty/whodunnit, instead got hilariously hamfisted political propaganda about le ebil white people and le good and wonderful and angelic immigrants

>>221820962
>if the guy is white and the girl is black you have to at least acknowledge it

Ok I get this is 4chan and it's a haven for racists/incels but what the fuck do you expect from movies specifically when you say this? Like does every black actor need to say "remember when I pulled up to your suburbs" to their white female co-star regardless of contexts? What the fuck are you talking about?

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>>221813078
>we've tried everything, but haven't had a single successful expedition
>I know, let's try sending in a team comprised only of women, that might do it

>>221821432
there should always be a sexy slave raceplay scene otherwise it's not realistic

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>>221806743
Men bad + Commie Jews good

>>221820723
He doesnt get found
There's a switcharoo
He dies

That's it

>>221808098
curious what direction you think this could have gone. Not being facetious, I have the same feeling.

>>221821788
Yeah, that really is it. I was expecting more of a twist or something? But its just Reynolds in a dark box wimpering like a puppy until he gives up and dies... Actually no he does that once and then has hope and tries again, but then gives up and actually dies..

>>221821432
I would prefer two white leads or two black leads. Having a mixed race lead couple but not acknowledging it is a bizarre and performative choice.

>>221822081
Cruel twist endings are almost never actually good or even shocking. Most the time you just leave the theater or shut the movie off, commit to never watching it again, and forget about it as a waste of time.

Some movies pull it off or arguably even need them, but most the time its just the writer trying to be more clever than they really are.

>>221822193
Thats whats confusing to me though, the cruel twist ending happened and then he gave up the first tine.. Then he fights back, only to give up again and actually die. That specficially is what made the entire film feel like a waste of my time.

>>221816486
ZASED

>>221813078
After watching this I was surprised my friend recommended it to me. He usually has better taste.

>>221822731
Like I said, writer thinking hes more clever than he really is. I actually largely agree with >>221810723

Not all his movies he provided, but I agree with the sentiment. Its often poorly done and just makes the movie feel like a waste of time. Like fire and forget entertainment meant for single use consumption. Watch, grimace, shut off, never mention again.

>>221819240
My problem with Inception was that I didn't care about the main characters. Like oh no if they die in the dream they wake up! And their ultimate goal is... What again? That scene at the cafe where DiCaprio explains shit to that woman with the airstrip for a forehead is so badly done and laughable with the "epic" music playing on the background

>>221823323
Everyone loves this pile of shit it's really frustrating, more so than the movie itself.

>>221821815
Actually featuring the infection monsters is what I wanted

>>221806743
same movie as you op
one of the most kino posters combined with a movie name
WHAT COMES AT NIGHT?
..some guy

fuck off