>be the most renowned and autistic gunsmith in your country>have made of tens of thousands of carefully handcrafted firearms>have armed most of your nation's most famous and infamous firearm users>you remember every firearm you ever made, and you know the story of every gunslinger who used one of your weapons>one of your designs is a .44 revolver with meticulously filigreed nickel plating and a hand-engraved pearl handle>you only ever made two like it>one goes to a man who turns out to be a violent psychopath>he uses the gun you made him to personally murder hundreds of people and inspire a militant faction that kills thousands>until one day he slays a family and goes to shoot a baby, but misses and is wounded by the ricochet>he goes into hiding and his faction is disbanded>ten years later, that very same child walks into your store and, from all of the guns on display, chooses the second .44 magnum as his own>spill spaggetti and tell him the story>y-y-you too>tfw he leaves and points to you from outside the shop window laughing>go back to making next gun in shame
This feels like something that would get a lot of upvotes on Reddit but here it's just extremely gay. Maybe you should post it there if you haven't just copypasted it from there already.
I had a physical cringe response from reading this. Listen to the other anon and take this shit to reddit.
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recognizing that voldemort was terrible but great is pretty based on ollivander's part. bro can fly without a wand and literally restores his slain body
