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This is a scene from the movie Odissey, directed by Nolan. The woman in the scene is Helen of Troy
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>>221808186
ghastly...
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>I AM A STRONK WOMYN AND I MUST KILL MY OPPRESSOR. HEAR ME ROAR AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH
lmfao this has to be a parody
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>>221808186
>scene is Helen of Troy
No it isn't.
She specifically says its her twin sister
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>>221808186
Real human emotion?

Damn acting to good for this shitty blockbuster how he did it, casted the best actress instead of the white one?
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Not watching it.
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>>221808186
so? nolan casting her has no effect on your life. you will survive this event.
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>>221808223
I think the scene is Clytemnestra killing her husband? which was a story from antiquity
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>>221808259
Better than Nolan's career will
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>>221808186
What is even happening in this scene? The quick cuts makes it impossible to see.
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>>221808186
>ma'am, stop now, by the gods I'll hit you with Zeus' lightning!
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>>221808186
>>221808208
>chuds go through the movie frame by frame to find someone pulling a weird face for a second so they can post it alongside "OHNONONONONO AHAHAHAHA"
yikes...
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>>221808292
That’s Helen’s twin sister who was taken from a far away land and had a child with the king. He sacrificed the child to the gods for good winds and came back after the war. She killed him.

Helen and sister are cast as black because they are from a far away lands and were prizes…
Fuck.
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>>221808186
Safdie as Agamemnon is no better. The entire cast is terrible. Nobody looks or sounds in character.
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>>221808360
the bitch is disgusting looking the entire scene.

like a litera sweating ape.
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>>221808186
"qu’elle en aimait un autre" is french for "that she loved someone else"
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>>221808223
those fucking woke greek writers from 2500 years ago ruined western civilization
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>>221808223
Fucking woke Oresteiad.
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>>221808322
Fresh edit
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>>221808408
See
>>221808378
Exactly

They were prizes not people. Hence why she’s black casted. Look at this site and the responses.
It’s gone full retarded.
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>>221808360
>one frame
Half the frames she's in she's doing an impression of a howler monkey
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>>221808416
>>221808427
>>221808434
still not gonna watch
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>>221808434
>They were prizes not people. Hence why she’s black casted.
that makes the opposite of sense
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>>221808186
the nog is far more tolerable than all the disgusting jews playing greeks and fellow white people in this movie.
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>>221808250
Looks like four people being told the truth and not liking it. Tantruming and zero accountability.
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>>221808458
Didn't ask, don't care.
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>>221808462
… she’s from a far away land.
Jesus fucking Christ this site is full of morons.
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>>221808186
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>>221808186
man wtf this is just bad press like this ugly sheboon doesn’t belong in movies wtf is nolan thinking even if it’s some kind of meta-commentary it’s just too over-the-top. jonathan pageau is bendfin over backwards to defend this shit and people are dunking on him in the comments and I kind of can’t blame them because wtf. I’m not sure if I can go see this in theaters I’ll be embarassed.
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Black people look funny and act funny.
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>>221808490
Cool.
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>>221808208
they are not human beings
i dont care what jewllywood says
they will never have human physiognomy
they are literal chimpanzees at best
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>>221808493
ok? so are the turds indians leave on their sidewalks? what's your point?
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>>221808186
That’s her twin you idiot. The frog poster is right. The iq of this place has dropped.
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>>221808186
bruh
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>>221808566
I can always tell someone is retarded because they argue with questions. Red”it is more your speed.
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>>221808493
Tyndareus was king of Sparta. Leda was from Aetolia.
Sparta is located on the Peloponnesos aprox. 100 km from Mycenae.
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>>221808593
lmao. I believe this is what we call the cope & seethe.
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>>221808596
they're fantasy places kiddo
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>>221808567
kind of oldfag from 2017 here, i have never seen the movie
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>>221808619
Are we serious?
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>>221808650
Here's the best part
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>>221808186
it's intentionally framed like she penetrated him to death
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>>221808186
How many oscars is this scene responsible for?
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>>221808654
find them in this map for me kiddo
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The amount of "Just saw it. I need to get a ticket in IMAX™ now" feels like some astroturfed shit on social media and plebbit.
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>>221808665
Why didn't he just hide under a grain of sand?
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>>221808707
it is
trust your gut
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>>221808285
You gotta understand this is life or death for Hollywood. If a Nolan movie bombs, it's officially over.
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>>221808665
>let's get the smallest guy possible to guard this
>nonthreatening, no size, no skill
>like he's literally a woman y'know
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>>221808593
They're not arguing. They're playing inquisitor on behalf of people that wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.
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>>221808277
The iconic story is that she sewed the head of his shirt closed and stabbed him in the gut while he was putting it on. An ignominious end to the great tyrant overlord of Mycenea.

But I guess that wasn't saucy enough for Nolan so instead here she's about to mount him for a fuck and instead jabs his throat with a blade that she somehow hid in her negligee.

And in a truly exceptional bit of casting, they decided to reuse Helen's actress with the same makeup hair and costume as Helen because Clytemnestra is her half-sister.
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>>221808782
you mean the people defending shit skins and invaders?
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>>221808695
37.7275466886°, 22.7538567505°
37.053923°, 22.455705°
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>>221808762
She/he/it appears to be there just to get killed and make the horse full of matt damon's legion of retards a non threatening war trophy that they need to drag into their walled city immediately.
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>>221808186
Your only problem is that she is black.
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>>221808665
I was bigger than this guy when I was 12
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>>221808665
Whats wrong with this?
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>>221808725
lmfao
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>>221808208
She kinda looks like Miles Davis here
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>>221808360
I'm sure you can do exactly that with her then

I'll wait
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>>221808665
this looks like trash. The cheesy acting and the corny sword block looks like trash.
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>local hoplites horrified at what they found at the scene
>suspect was detained and led away for processing
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>>221808913
just a kid
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>>221808186
Body cam footage esque
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>>221808250
These political compasses are confusing
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>>221808848
oh for sure let's not waste our best guy but it's like the dude from kung pow they trained wrong as a joke
>legion of retards
kek, they could've had the horse a little closer to shore too in case sand gets washed away and it falls over drowning everyone but whatever
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>>221808378
>>221808434
>twin
If everyone is going to dick suckgreek mythology to defend/attack this shitshow they could at least pay attention.
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>>221808665
Why does she run like that, what the fuck? Does Nolan know that he CAN do another take
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>>221808946
'member when everyone called her mid?
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>>221809137
The average has been lowered as diversity increased
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So matt damon does some shit in troy and he has ptsd. During their way home they do some evil shit and he feels like he deserves the suffering. Tom Holland is chasing a red herring. Matt Damon gets home, kills the suitors, he gives the leadership to his son and leaves with his milf.
Did I sum it up good?
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>>221809137
kind of was

but compared to vantablack...
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>>221808186
That's not Helen of Troy, that's Helen of Detroit Michigan
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>>221808186
I'm just going to assume Nolan is also pissed that he must cast the ugliest sheboon available by tpbt in order for him to win an oscar so he just do fuckall and do a bodycam meme version of oy dissey
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>>221808186
>AFRICAN LIVES MATTER! JUSTICE FOR NGUBU!
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>>221808570
>AH AIN'T PAYIN' NO PARKIN FINE CRACKA!
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>>221808241
>best actress
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>>221808186
This is going to destroy Nolan's career.
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>>221808825
She threw a net over him while he was bathing and then either she or her lover Aegisthus stabbed him to death and then hacked him to pieces. Agamemnon was the great king of all Hellenes, he was no tyrant overlord and people hated his usurpers (they were also quite shit at ruling).
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>>221810572
god willing
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>>221810572
He always sucked.
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>>221808186
What a beauty, any Man would go to war over her.
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>>221808665
look at that foam mcarmor lmao I shit on the united states
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>>221808827
yes
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>>221810572
It's like losing your job at WCW at this point.
Whole scheme has gone under due to their racial antipathy.
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>>221808850
You only like it because she's black.
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>>221808208
reminds me of those african face masks
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>>221808665
>tranny gets ACKd

bravo nolan
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>>221808665
I can hear the laugh track
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>>221808360
>Chuds
>Yikes
Off you go.
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>>221808208
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>>221808186
weet ik
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>>221808360
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>>221809137
She called herself mid. Really anxious about being cast as Helen because she didn'tthink she was beautiful.
She was wrong.
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>>221809324
>he must
Absolutely nobody forced Nolan to do anything.
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>>221809137
>'member when everyone called her mid?

This is her now.
She's still a solid 9+ on the White scale (the most difficult) and has been since before her first movie.
Any White "mid" (you now, the cashier at Culver's or the stocker at Target) is a 9.5+ on any non-White scale.
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This scene will reduce the number of white boys being white summer boy's chasing negro women, and this is based
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>>221808208
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>>221808665
>Five armored soldiers find a lone, unarmed child in the desert
>Quick! Shoot it and then spear it!
What? Are they IDF?
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>>221811706
What is this creature?
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>>221811111
nice digits
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>>221811741
>unarmed child
She's wearing armor and a sword. What? Are you al Jazeera?
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>>221811831
newfag piece of shit die
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>>221808665
Why does this movie feel like it wa supposed to be a comedy? It's giving me The Room vibes
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>>221810572
No it's not lmao. I want it to be true as anyone else but he is way way too big to fail at this point. It's like Elon tying himself to the US government, he goes down, we all go down.
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Someone said after watch8ing this, Nolan could direct horror. I now see what scene he was referencing.
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>>221808241
>Real human emotion?
>human
LOL
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Nolan’s last good film was TDKR which of course was critically panned, he’s made nothing but overly pretentious slop since to try and appease critics.
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>>221812050
>he is way way too big to fail at this point
Ridley Scott used to be too. Took three movies for everyone to want him to go away forever.
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>>221808850
My only problem is that they specifically chose her because she's the antithesis of a beautiful white woman. They couldn't even pick a particularly beautiful black woman. inb4 that doesn't exist
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>>221808665
That armor looks like shit. Like a cosplay outfit.
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>>221808665
Nolan is methaphorically and literally killing Wokeness
Crashing it with no survivors
He's /ourguy/
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>>221812204
She actually is quite sexy irl and has a fat ass but of course you can’t sexualise wimen like that anymore so they hag maxxed her
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>>221808825
wait......so until now the logic behind the casting choices and some boston retard playing odysseus is that odyssey is a timeless work of fiction that transcends space and time and its not about accuracy so why the fuck does clytemnestra have to look similar to helen?? the roles have been dramatized and anyone can play either
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>>221812196
True but Ridley also went full senile and started doing his own shit. As long as Nolan is smart enough to jam pack his cast with political poison pills he's immune to actual criticism.
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>>221808665
looks fine to me
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>>221808186
Greek women are fucking ugly anyway it’s probably historically accurate.
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Didn't bother me, perks of not being a bigoted fascist.
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I’d buy a ticket if they showed off her fatty
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>>221808390
She looks good as Helen when she says goodbye to Telemachus when he leaves Sparta though.
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>>221812233
That plane already fell, he just hopped in the burning driver's seat for some reason.
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>>221808208
Mos goblina...
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>>221808570
>After Google was criticised in 2015 for an image-recognition algorithm that auto-tagged pictures of black people as “gorillas”, the company promised “immediate action” to prevent any repetition of the error.

>That action was simply to prevent Google Photos from ever labeling any image as a gorilla, chimpanzee, or monkey – even pictures of the primates themselves.
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>>221812009
Because it is a comedy, the joke is on us.
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>>221811627
The oscars and their quotas sure did.
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>>221812448
Oppenheimer was full white and he picked most awards. This bullshit was his idea.
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>>221812611
Oppenheimer was a story about jews. That's why the jewish academy picked it. Same thing with The Brutalist.
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>>221808186
That’s her sister
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>>221808408
>which she in love one other
Im never gonna be able to learn francais with my anglophone mind
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>>221812777
phewww what a relief I was worried for a moment there anon
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>>221812009
its unitnentionally comedic nolan removed all the jokes from the odyssey..the entirety of the polyphemus encounter is satirical and comedic aiming to poke fun at the millenia old tropes of rural versus urban attitudes
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>>221808208
How dare they do this. This director should hunted and marched down the street naked whilst being flogged
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>>221808186
Looks like an orc from Lord of the Rings
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>>221808433
kino
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>>221812756
This. Jewish movies don't get the DEI restrictions.
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>>221808186
That’s her sister
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>>221808186
Why is this 4 second clip repeated? Wouldn't a short video be better for tiktok and twitter views?
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>>221808665
why is even the sword swing so insanely bad, like some high school play tier shit
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>>221808229
The Miles Morales replacement strategy, I see
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>>221808434
¦have to write around thr story you're supposed to be adapting just to give these ugly black actresses some plausible deniability for even existing in the story
many such cases
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>>221811831
Do NOT Google Unitinu on your own device
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>>221808665
Look at her "chew" in the beginning. Its EXACTLY how a girl mimics a dude chewing. Shes puffing her lips forward and trying to simulate what she thinks a strong jawed man looks like. Extremely girly and theatre-kid coded
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>>221814170
So? Are you going to pretend she was playing her as a different character?
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>>221808946
tons of people called her not pretty enough, mid or even ugly
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>>221814489
That's exactly how someone eating shitty dried soldier food looks
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>>221814490
You are quite stupid. Ask some more questions
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Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.
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>>221814490
>"THIS IS HELEN OF TROY"
no it isn't
>"SO??"
Oy vey
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>>221810572
just came back from the cinema. You have no idea what you're talking about. It has everything people like in Nolan movies dialed up to eleven. Word of mouth is going to be insane because, while most people dislike lupita's casting, they're not gonna deny themselves 3 hours of nolankino because of few minutes of black people on screen People who really seethe about it are the people who mostly wouldn't watch it anyway. It's guaranteed 1b
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>>221814605
But enough about America
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If it's the TWIN sister of Helen of Troy, then it's effectively Helen of Troy.
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>>221808186
The Face That Launched A Thousand Triggers
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>>221808186
That’s not Helen. Lol. Here comes the le epic questions arguments. Fucking Gen Z just come on. There is such a thing as a stupid question.
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>>221808462
Kek this.
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>>221812224
Don't insult cosplay like that.
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>>221808186
Is this what they call chimping out
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>>221808665
kek, so Nolan brought they/them in just for a one minute cameo?
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>>221808186
newfags really be boilin
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>>221808665
I could imagine Nolan squealing with delight and stimming while watching DUNC.
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>>221808186
DaHelena of Detroy*
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>>221808186
shit tier movie is shit news at 11
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>>221814806
It's a one minute speaking role that she's credited for. That's not what a cameo is. And I think she's got other scenes where Matt Damon talks to her in the afterlife.
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>>221814870
Those "trunks" of the teleporting trees look quite breakable with just body weight let alone weapons. Baffling.
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>>221808208
>>221808186

>Muh ehssh... they shtoook mah eyehhss
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>>221808360
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!
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>>221808186
'member when anons posted her from a different movie and "people" were all like
>noooo that isn't even from this movie, obviously she is not gonna look like that!
...yeah.
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>>221808250
>Ayo why we keep getting shot?
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>>221814870
This is some fucking Meet the Spartants type shot, what the fuck is this
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>>221808837
>>221814489
The problem is she has a tiny fucking weak girl mouth and jaw muscles. A normal dude would have a big enough mouth and strong enough jaw to eat and not look like a retard. People forget this troon is like 4'11 and dying from poor nutrition
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>>221808434
If they insist on casting a nonwhite then why didnt they cast an attractive black woman? She is supposed to be so beautiful that her face launched a 1000 ships. I bang black chicks so i know there are hot ones and this one is not
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>>221808665
look at her run, she's soldiering. It's adorable. Are there any perspective camera trickery shots or did Nolan not have the balls to have her 1 v 1 anyone?
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>>221808186
That’s her twin. Fucking zoomers >>221815287
>>221815249
>>221815063
>>221815121

Oh wow. Zoomers asking stupid questions. So original. Generation Ant
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>>221814870
Why didn't the guy at .5 seconds walk through the other twigs? Is it a once a day ability?
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>>221815367
What's the point in arguing "theres actually two ugly sheboons"?
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>>221815367
Its still the same ugly actress for helen you semen slurping faggot
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>>221814370
Bless you anon
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>>221811831
alien spotted at the UN
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>>221808208
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>>221808250
trvke
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>>221808378
>He sacrificed the child to the gods for good winds and came back after the war. She killed him.
She killed him together with her scheming lover. Her lover was maybe even the one who did the deed. But that part is, of course, omitted. Women can do no wrong.
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>>221812127
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>>221808665
>impaled by a big phallic object
eye candy
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>>221808186
>Me when I'm sitting on a city bus minding my own business
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Agamemnon POV:
>Aegisthus it was who engineered my fate, inviting me to his palace for a feast, murdering me with my accursed wife’s help, as you might kill an ox in its stall. I died wretchedly, and round me my companions were slaughtered ruthlessly, like white-tusked swine for a wedding banquet in the hall of some rich and powerful man, or at a communal meal, or a great drinking session. You yourself have witnessed the killing of men, in single combat or in the thick of the fight, but you would have felt the deepest pity at that sight, the floor swimming with blood where our corpses lay, by the mixing bowl and the heavily-laden tables. But the most pitiful cry of all came from Cassandra, Priam’s daughter, whom treacherous Clytemnestra killed as she clung to me. Brought low by Aegisthus’ sword I tried to lift my arms in dying, but bitch that she was my wife turned away, and though I was going to Hades’ Halls she disdained even to close my eyelids or my mouth. Truly there is nothing more terrible or shameless than a woman who can contemplate such acts, planning and executing a husband’s murder. I had thought to be welcomed by my house and children, but she with her mind intent on that final horror has brought shame on herself and all future women, even those who are virtuous.”

We got the kosher feminist version. BRAVA NOLANDA!
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>>221812127
Kek
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>>221815817
never relax
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>>221808570
looks like alien
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>>221808186
read the sticky

minoxidil and finasteride
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>>221808665
the fuck are those helmets, are they wearing gyprock.
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>>221808570
What Bill Burr saw after he said he won't get rid of his dog
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>>221816255
>gyprock
you can't say that mate
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>>221808570
>the most beautiful woman in the world
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>>221808186
Helen of Bodycam
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>>221808665
kek I laughed throughout this whole thing and now I am crying, everything is so absurd. the fact that elliot is page helps a lot with that though, otherwise it would just be bad from all angles. I think I might pirate watch this movie for laughs someday, its so crazy like joker 2 somehow.
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>>221808250
Demanding police bodycams was the biggest self own BLM could possibly have achieved. They immediately disintegrated the entire grift.
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>>221816298
kek
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>>221814527
You fell for shitposts.
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>>221808250
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Slowly, the damn is breaking and we're getting honest reviews of what this is really like.
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>>221812341
They expect one of them in the wreckage.
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>>221808186
just saw it.
I'm so fucking tired of seeing nigger, chinks and Indian in traditional white people clothes, armor, architecture and settings.
something in me screams "get those fuckers back to the own cultures !"
the costumes were also weird
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>Cunning over strength (metis) — Odysseus wins by lying, disguise, and patience, not muscle. Compare him to Achilles in the Iliad: the Odyssey is arguing that intelligence and endurance are the higher heroism.
How does Nolan end the movie?
>big dumb fight scene with people running everywhere and Odysseus 1v20s the whole room
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>>221817737
Oh and the constant cameos from known actors really took me out of the film
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>>221808186
what the fuck is that windows lensflare. looks like a film I'd enjoy laughing at how bad it is.
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>>221808665
so is she actually achilles or like what the fuck happened here
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>>221817994
Not Achilles
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>>221808490
I think you do, tranny.
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>>221808896
1. her ugly face
2. her hobbling like a gimp
3. their dumb armor
4. not true to the story
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>>221808186
>French subtitles
Appropriate considering how groided France's WC team is.
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>>221808378
>>221808434
>>221808493
>prizes
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>spoilers still enabled even when I disabled them
Huh
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>>221808186
Looks like being locked in a room with a rabid baboon
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>>221808186
>When they run out of fried chicken at Popeyes
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I'm sick of looking at these animals.
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>>221811086
>British director/producer
>Movie filmed in Mediterranean
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>>221818208
Most people are, the fatigue is very much real
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>>221818208
what did greek people ever do to you
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>>221808208
>Well hello, beautiful
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>>221811431
>replying to a troll instead of just reporting it
holy fucking newfaggotry
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>>221817994
She's playing Sinon, a character from neither the Iliad or Odyssey. In the Aeneid (the Roman poem) he's left outside the horse to convince the Trojans to bring it into their walls. I've seen anons saying Sinon replaces Achilles' appearance in the underworld.
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>>221808360
they are incapable of arguing in good faith. all they have is cherrypicking when it comes to "OHHHH NONONONO LOOK AT HOW UGLY THIS WOKE SHIT IS!!!"
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>>221818325
Pretty much spot on
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>scene with the sirens
>hottest bitches ever
>don't show them
>don't even tease their singing

dolan you castrated fuck
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>>221818325
Brad Pitt doing Achilles in the underworld and doing the same thing as his scene with Lou in Fight Club would save the movie
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>>221808241
>Damn acting to good for this shitty blockbuster how he did it, casted the best actress instead of the white one?
Saar...
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>>221808186
>Karmelo Anthony stabbing Austin Metcalf in self-defense
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>>221818541
Sooo how do they even accomplish the scene?

Im curious how they’ll do Scylla and Charybdis
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>>221808186
>The woman in the scene is Helen of Troy
No it isn't.
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>>221818629
All the focus is on the men on the boat. They show the island zoomed in, covered in heavy mist. Everything is implied.
But the movie decides to show fetishist shit intimate in detail like the men being molded/transformed into animals by a witch, but it won't show some hot bitches who occupy the same universe, not even a tease.
All the women in this movie are either old or miscast.
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>>221808570
THe face that launched 1000 chimpouts.
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>>221818840
Directed by Ed Wood
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>>221818840
How did nobody notice the arms hanging above their heads?
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>>221808186
>Norwood 4
ngmi
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>>221808744
They shouldn't have fucked with the casting then.
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>>221818629
Honestly the scene was good
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>>221818898
>Well a man would be devoured by a giant elephant penis
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>>221808665
Troon aside, why is the costuming so ass? The Trojans have to look up in order to see out of their helmets. Aren't those helmets specifically designed to protect their necks? Lmao what is this shit
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>>221814870
The Hobbit vibes. btw I hate niggers tnd
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>>221808946
AI scene replacement when?
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>>221819106
3d printing was a mistake. Now they can shit out whatever retarded nonsense they want in a couple of hours.
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>this is the end of our bronze age civilization
he actually fucking said this bravo nolan
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>>221818789
Is charlize theron miscast? I know she's technically old but at least she doesn't look like a granny like the Circe actress
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>>221808913

Brehs.
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>>221818541
Nolan could have easily gotten away with casting Lupita and Zendaya as sirens instead
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>>221818125
Add it to the list
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>>221808208
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>>221808186
>>221808208
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>>221819238
>>221819279
Kek
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>>221818541
>hottest bitches ever
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>>221808570
>the most blackest woman in the world
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>DEIslop movie comes out the same weekend that the World Cup is going on with no negros
Great script
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>>221814370
She has a knife, you know
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>>221819071
6 elephant penises
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>>221819475
spain has a few
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>>221808186
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>>221818366
> in good faith
> helen of Troy is a subsaharan african bitch and Achilles is a mentally destroyed tranny with cut off tits and the frame of an 11 year old prepubescent boy
Compelling
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>>221819247
And they tie Odysseus to the mast to keep him from jumping to his death, right?
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>>221818840
This can’t be real. This is almost comically bad. Why the fuck did they not shoot it so Matt Damon immediately ducks when the tentacle occurs? He’s just standing there stock still, until they cut to him ducking two seconds later like a retard. That’s just the most basic film making error
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>>221819656
>Achilles is a mentally destroyed tranny with cut off tits
>he fell for the grift
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>>221818840
wtf am I looking at
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>>221808493
She's also supposed to be the most beautiful woman in the world. Why are you ignoring that part?
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>>221808186
OOGA BOOGA WHERE DEM THOUSAN SHIPS AT?
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>>221808186
I really really hate jews.
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>>221818541
Nolan didn't want fantasy in his fantasy movie
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>>221819774
>She's also supposed to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
And every year we see what horny men describe as the most beautiful woman in the world
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>>221819803
you mean anglos
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>>221808665
She is one serious badass
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>>221819856
>>221819656
she was cute, shame she got mindcontrolled
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>>221818840
Is it really edited like you can't see the full monster? Looks so cheap.
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There were no black nobility or high ranking officers among the ancient Greeks. This is irrefutable fact. This movie is utter lunacy.
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>>221808186
Howler Monkey
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>>221812127
Nice
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>>221808665
something weird about this guy
untranny valley effect
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>>221808186
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1784239224631664.mp4
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>>221812324
>negro ass
>attracts negro IQs
Pottery
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>>221812127
kek

>>221812151
based
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>>221812346
Did they stop it from calling gorillas stunning and beautiful actresses?
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>>221820172
>Blacked propaganda
Go back Jeet.
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>>221808593
Tell us, is Helen of Sparta an African "prize" from Kenya in the actual books written by Homer?
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>>221819825
>some guys simp for mid women so it's ok to cast a woman that looks like an African tribesman as the most beautiful woman in the world.
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>>221818840
It just keeps getting better, lads
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>>221818960
they don't have imax 70mm eyes
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>>221818325
Pretty sure they changed it when people started laughing at the fact she was playing Achilles which is why they had to hamfist in a character that didn't even exist in the piece. They still left the part in where she is referred to as the greatest warrior they ever saw which is fucking weird.
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>>221815732
>But that part is, of course, omitted.

Nah, Agamemnon himself said in movie her lover plotted his death but sure it wasnt shown
>>221815825

https://blue-stocking.org.uk/2024/04/26/emily-wilsons-iliad-myth-translation-and-gender-in-the-homeric-epics/
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>>221820252
That and Alyssa Lui is actually cute. Not the most beautiful woman in the world, but her appeal is pretty obvious. Enough to mog every sheboon on earth, at least.
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>>221820353
Is Achilles even in the film at all?
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>>221818541
he is pussy whipped by his wife.
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>>221820353
Sinon is from Virgil's Aeneid. He's the man who convinced the trojans to bring the horse into the city. though you're technically correct that Sinon did not exist in Homer's Odyssey.
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>>221808665
the character is supposed to be kind of pathetic and out their element
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>>221820402
mentioned.
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>>221819825
You are an actual retard
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>>221815448
noclip in console bro
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>>221820402
Sinon is not "hamfisted" into the story last minute. There is an overarching storyline that connects to Robert Pattinson's character and his decisions.
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>>221820211
> Blacked propaganda
>niggeresses don’t have huge disgusting asses
> Go back Jeet.
Would you like to give it another shot?
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>>221820586
Did it sound like I wanted a response from you?
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>>221812322
here's your pity (You).
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>>221808186
There are no characters in this movie, there are actors acting badly, either dower mumbling or chewing the scenery
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>>221808259
>stop caring about anything ever unless I say so
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>>221814870
reminds me of monty python or some shit
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>>221808665
WTF!!! just how overrated Nolan is? holy shit
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>>221808665
I thought Ellen page transitioned?
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>221820648
>Still replying through tears and frustration
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>>221812448
Why is it so important to win Oscar? David Lynch didnt win any Oscar and he is considered a better filmmaker than Nolan will ever be
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>>221808850
Black AND ugly
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>>221817696
>just saw it.
>I'm so fucking tired of seeing nigger, chinks and Indian in traditional white people clothes, armor, architecture and settings.

Then stop paying for this shit you dumbass lol
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Another Nolan film that will give tv endless memes. Thanks Nolan you hack.



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