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I'm getting diametrically opposing narratives depending on which thread I open.

I fucking hate this post-reality age so much.
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It turned political. Libshits will pretend to love it and chuds will pretend to hate it, no matter how good or bad the movie actually is. Simple as
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The truth is quality or skill don't matter anymore, like in abstract art, you accept the bullshit put in front of you or you don't
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The odessey was one of my favorite stories as a kid... i need to see the movie and see it for myself
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>>221808311
>narratives
nigger just watch the webms
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>>221808411
>he relaxed
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>>221808311
I love it. It's a masterpiece.
The acting, the costumes, the monsters, the action scenes, the casting.

I can't stop laughing. It's a literal shitpost unaware of its condition, and taking itself seriously.
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>>221808380
this. if you liked it, watch it and shut up. if you didnt like it, watch Troy or one of these, and then shut up. nothing online is believable anymore
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>>221808464
I see humans as lemmings

They will toss themselves out of a cliff if everyone else is doing it but as soon as one lemming says fuck this am gonna live they all have a chance to
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>>221808311
It's impossible to like it yet since it hasn't released yet.
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>>221808428
why didn't treewalk man use his powers to walk through the trees
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Why is it of such importance to you? Go watch it and form your own opinion. Wait for it to hit streaming platforms. Fuck, pirate it then and watch for free.
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>>221808311
To figure out the truth just ask two questions:
1. Is Elliot (formerly Ellen) Page a man?
2. Is Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey a good movie?

If they lie about #1 you know they are lying about #2 as well.
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>>221808311
read "simulacra and Simulation" - we live in hyperreality, and it's boring and faker and gayer than anything baudrillard could have possibly imagine. Interestingly, you can see the immediate generational differences between people who grew up in late postmodernism (X, millenials) and in hyperreality (zoomers, alphas). Wonder why everyone 30 and under has massive identity issues? That is why. They're walking 4th-order simulacra - devoid of metacommentary or even irony, and just signs pointing at other signs, a bunch of toasterfuckers on the toasterfucking discord
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anon it’s just paid marketing vs people who’ve actually seen the movie
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>>221808311
you're the audience they are after
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>>221808499
You know, i gave up on getting angry or sad, it's bad for me.
I just enjoy the shitshow and laugh.
>But anon, it could be a better movie, get angry !!!
Don't care, this being a polished turd is entertaining and i have a good time
>But anon, people love it and it will make a billion !
Even better, seeing people clapping at a polished turd is pure clown world

These threads made me laugh a lot, and that's all that matters
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Maybe watch it yourself and find out
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it's not a bad movie but it's flat. there's no spectacle. no drama. even the lupita thing is not really some woke statement because the entire cast is completely mixed and multiethnic. honestly, it's just a typical matt damnon movie. he is perfect in a boring superhero way. the movie is inoffensive af.
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>>221808311
This should clear up your doubts
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>>221808571
Ellen page is a biological woman and female and the odyssey is a good movie, probably one of the best of all time


thank (You) for playing
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>>221808373
We need to rape Nolan
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>>221808380
The troons are out in full force rn to defend this garbage
Pic related
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>>221808398
>IT ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!
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>>221808311
>I am genuinely too fucking stupid to think for myself
that's because you are a soulless NPC--please remove yourself from reality so those of us that actually exist may try to unfuck it
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>>221808380
This but since truchuds like me will never watch it you have to take into account the reviews are biased by reddit trannies.
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>>221808448
KEK
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>>221808741
wow thats a good move
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>>221808398
This is SLOP holy shit hollywood is dead
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>>221808311
>I geuinely can't tell if people like The Odyssey or not
That's a lot of words just to say "I'm autistic."
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>>221808311
It's a deliberately bad psychological experiment meant to measure who is faithful to the regime and who isn't.
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>>221808311
Trust your eyes and ears and ignore the narratives. You'll come to the conclusion that Nolan has been a farce for yhears.
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>>221808499
>the 95 IQ midwits of /tv/ have opinions about reality
hahaha you fuckers are absolute retards, just shut the fuck up and stick to what you're good at which is gobbling hollywood cock
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>>221808311
It's not important if other people like the movie or not.
Watch it and form your own opinion.
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>>221808311
Are you an autistic retard or something? People dont all have the same opinions
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>>221808311

You are going to have to wait until normal people get to pay to see it. Everything is marketing until then. Ive heard its mixed but even that if from reviewers.

Elliot page is not play Achilles but this other soldier Nolan grabbed from side content and replaced the role of Achilles with. Ive heard its long and boring in parts. It takes awhile to get going. Its dark and the soundtrack is either ok or poor. Underperforming his normal soundtracks.

The sound mixing is as shit as everything else. Expect to turn it down and turn on subtitles if you watch at home.
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>>221808380
it's objective dogshit and any fence-sitters are NPC brained adult toddlers and I'm surprised they're able to blink and breathe at the same time
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>>221809926
But I NEED to adopt the popular opinion so I can feel like I fit in!
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>>221808311
It's completely soulless and lifeless
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>>221809943
I haven't watched it and all the clips I've seen makes it look like garbage, but let's not pretend you wouldnt call it shit even if it had been good
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>>221808741
Is this a humiliation ritual scene?
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its amusing how every nolan movie since tdkr has been heavily marketed here but everyone has to pretend it hasn't happened and isn't happening
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>>221809937
>Elliot page is not play Achilles but this other soldier Nolan grabbed from side content
if I understood correctly she plays Sinon, a character from the Aeneid, which confuses me because the Odyssey has more than enough content for a movie without pulling shit from elsewhere
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Watch the movie for yourself and form your own opinion.
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Do they shoot Page at a weird angle to make her look bigger?
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>>221808380
It didn't "turn" political, it is political and was from the start, the people making the movie chose to insert politics into it
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>>221809964
nta but I am a chud and can still be objective about movies. For example I think people sperged out about Sinners but I thought the first two acts were great and the third act was shit. I thought Get Out was good and had one of the best endings of all time.
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>>221808311
the internet has fucked opinions because now unless you say "the movie is a 10/10" or "the movie is a 1/10" no one cares

Having things you both like and dislike about a film isn't allowed anymore
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>>221809999
It's not just Nolan movies but every big budget studio movie. They hire an army of indian clickfarm wagies who spam social media, /tv/ included, for like $1 an hour
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>>221808373
....Nolan needs to be hanged
fuck these fucking people
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>>221809925
>Pay us to feed you the shit we showed you we were gonna feed you.
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>>221808311
>tell me what to think of this ultra-woke bastardization of homer's work
>is it based and redpilled?
Why are you so dumb?
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>>221808311
Don't let all the gaslighting fool you, no-one likes this shit movie. It's going to be a historic flop.
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>>221810137
I like it
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>>221810150
You're a libshit pretending to like it*
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>>221810069
I didn't say you had to pay for it
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/b/ros Agamemnon made my bussy horny for cock & I can't stop thinking about getting fucked in the ass by him but I'm still a based chud amiwhite bros?
#MAGA #HoldTheLIne
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>>221808741
Is that meant to be the scene where Odysseus kills all the suitors in a banquet hall during an archery contest?
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>>221810150
and if you were a professing conservative talking about a child's asshole I'd believe it anon
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>>221810150
Of course you like it, Nolan. I'm still never going to watch it though.
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>>221810150
you like that jews are trashing western culture.
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/pol/ visitor here.
Guys… this is just a joke right?
The cyclops isn’t really a gay black lesbian right?
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>>221809964
i don't like jewish, commie, anti-white propaganda, sure, you stupid dipshit.
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>>221810221
>western
>culture
You can only pick one
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>>221808380
bro, who gives a shit, a shit movie is still shit
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>>221810217
I say chaps! this ruddy oik's seen clean through me, what?
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>>221810251
Only Bharat has true culture
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>>221810250
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>>221808741
>i'll try spinning, that's a good trick
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ARGGGGGGHHH
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>>221810344
trains is hard job
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>>221808380
why do you group chuds in with lefties? Chuds don’t pretend to hate or like something. Chuds give their straight and honest opinion, and then the left violently reacts to that. If we like something we shouldn’t, it’s bad to do that. If we don’t like something, that’s bad too. Chuds give real opinions on the shows themselves, it’s not political because it is a reaction to the product itself, it becomes political when the left needs someone to scapegoat/fight against.
Here’s something to think about. The chuds have given SPECIFIC criticism since the beginning with this movie. You can probably remember multiple instances of what many feel are failures in the film. What has the left said specifically about the movie, what things have they liked? Nothing, not a single specific source of praise, all they talk about is the potential money/success. They don’t give two fucking shits if the movie is good or not. They just want a consensus number to point at, to claim victory. They don’t think for themselves, they rely on the allowed opinions of consensus of people from their side, and artificially inflated opinions. Like paid critics in this case. People that don’t even reflect the opinions of typical movie fans, chud or not. People that claim to have a more important opinion than you, because they have a job saying they do. A job that is corrupt, and filled with like-minded people with a political agenda as their first reason for being there.
Give me some examples of something chuds have pretended to hate. I mean, fuck man, you just going on the internet and lying your fucking ass off over here with this post.
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>>221808741
Spin to win babyyyyy
Haha look at em goo
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>>221808741
>>221808398

>Plinking a tiny bow weakly from his waist like a child
>slowly half stepping in a circle when he’s supposed to be swinging a huge club.
Does Matt Damon have some secret muscle wastage disease? This is like Pacino throwing the gun in the Irishman. He’s moving like a 70 year old
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>>221808411
It's funny how it seems very few adaptations of Iphigenia's death adapt the Euripides play version of it. That's at least the one I'm most familiar with and it's kind of a shame she never gets to be old enough to decide to sacrifice herself for the good of the Greek army. Odysseus was a real prick in that play too. Given the movie's going for "Odysseus is haunted by mistakes of his past" you'd think they would include his part in this and his part in Ajax the Greater's suicide instead of Zendaya and the Vergil character.
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>>221810398
>Chuds give Ben Shapiro's straight and honest opinion
ftfy you worthless piece of shit
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>>221810420
>Does Matt Damon have some secret muscle wastage disease?
He will have before this masturbatorium of a thread maxes out.
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>>221809863
I have to admit, its a good trick.
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>>221808373
The shot of the horse sunken like that looks really cool. Too bad it only lasts .5 seconds
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>>221810433
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>>221810150
They didn't like this one
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>>221810555
moar liek GAY didn't KIKE this CUM amirite lel
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>>221808741
wtf was that. What's the opposite of kino?
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>>221808754
>thank (You) for playing

*paying

ftfy
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>>221810437
>Still no arguments for the movie
Guess the movie is a piece of shit then
And so are you faggot lmao
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>>221810755
Trying too hard there, bruh. You know you don't *have* to do this, right?
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>>221810698
I think this is our opportunity to name it.
Damon?
Nolan?
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>>221810788
Seethe and cope faggot, I'm getting paid 100 dollars an hour right now.
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>>221810502
>Iphigenia crying her head off
I'd take it pretty hard if I didn't know just how good and affirmative a story hers turns out to be. As you were, I guess.
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>>221810804
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>>221808574
I hated that book so much its unreal. He was right but the way he talked deserved a bullet.
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>>221810912
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>>221808311
You should wait for drinker's final verdict.
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>>221808311
>I geuinely can't tell
>geuinely
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>>221808311
Jeetbots will say they love it. Anyone with standards won't even go watch it. Anything in between these 2 is pure shitposting.
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>>221808741
Lmao, he's drunk
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>>221811107
>Jeetbots will say they love it.
highly unlikely
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>>221810698
onik
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>>221811047
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>>221808311
I have no idea why /tv/ is choosing to meme on the movie besides muh historical accuracy, which feels like a quarter baked reason to do so. Is it Zendaya? They weren't loud about hiring gays or having gays or trans so what is it?
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>>221811237
Oh ellen page is it in that's why you faggots are triggered lmao
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>>221811258
HIS NAME IS ELLIOT PAGE
SAY HIS FUCKING NAME
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>>221808311
>>221808373
>>221808398
>>221808428
Why does xenia have much higher production value?
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The movie is genuinely a 5/10.
Simply NOT good even if you take all the woke shit out of the film and replaced all the terrible casting it might become a 6/10. Nolan fucking sucks lmao.
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>>221808311
3D printed, artificially scuffed up and aged like some ETSY project by an OF reject. TOTAL HUMILIATION
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>>221811206
I havent seen Drinker have a bad take other than saying “it’s ok to transition just dont be a minstrel and force it into movies” he’s being too liberal
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>>221808311
did they actually cut up all the armor after the complaints lol?
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>>221811237
Do you think it might be the culmination of everything wrong with modern movies thrown into one movie? Because that might be the reason
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>>221808519
Because everything I've seen of this movie from trailers to leaked clips has looked comically bad to the point that I am seriously considering the possibility Nolan made this as a parody of modern Hollywood.
I've don't think I've been this fascinated by a movie before it's released in my life.
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>>221808495
Fuck off faggot.
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>>221811419
nooooo you're not allowed to have an opinion! STOP IT JUST SHUT UP! AAAACK!
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>>221810398
Trvth but the site is swarmed with this shit every time a social identity product gets released.
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>>221811340
I mean he is on a 4 dogshit movie run
what did people expect?
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>>221808380
The costume design is utter shite thoughbeit
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>>221810437
Chuds hate Kikepiro for being a kike though
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I don't think it looks that bad.
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>>221810470
cool visual indeed
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>>221808373
>a war
>a man
>a penis
>a buss
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>>221811370
>I havent (sic) seen Drinker have a bad take
well yeah but then you *are* a faggot as well as a retard
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>>221810470
Why would it even be half sunk they just fucking built the thing
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>>221811532
I think you'll find that if they hate him at all it's for reminding them so much of themselves.
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>>221811585
Damn you cooked with that epic! Comment. That’s tuff
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>>221808398
LOL
The half-assery of the archery
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>>221811593
cock gay of sexual Cocks
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I'm not even talking about black people or asians or even ellen page in the movie
But what's with the wardrobe?
The characters look like they belong to some medieval fantasy setting
The action scenes have worse choreography than his Batman movies
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>>221811616
When I stepped out into the bright sunlight, from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman and a ride home.
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>>221811623
it's a magic bow or something
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>>221811644
Bingo. They are removing all plausible deniability to see who will clap and who won't. It's measurement.
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the movie (that has not been officially released yet) has received critical acclaim, with praise for Nolan's direction.
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>>221811727
they need you to donate btw
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>>221808311
I think the thing i love the most from the movie is the very horror esque depiction of the magic and mythical creatures, especially with the grounded world that feels like magic shouldn't even exist in it.
The Cyclops and the witches scene with the body horror actually freaked me the fuck out.
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>>221808373
No way Pattinson agreed to this lmao
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>>221808428
is this supposed to be a comedic moment?

Because you don't put the goofy looking cross eyed prick as the main focus if it isn't
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>>221808428
>he's right behind me isn't he
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>>221808311
from what you have seen, is it enticing or not?
>costumes, casting and shots released
don't entice me much, warning signs are there
can an otherwise amazing movie have dumb costumes, casting and trailer shots? yes, but they're few and far between
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>>221812166
The tree? Yeah it just got there.
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>>221811609
so the old axiom of "jews jewing jews" is trotted out
bravo nolan
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>>221812023
He's the only one who demanded to see the script before agreeing to it. Apparently he's the best part of the movie as usual so I guess he chose well.
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>>221808741
Dude…
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>>221808373
>This cost $250 million dollars to produce
Money laundering.
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>>221808373
why is there a slave with dredds
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>>221810470
I thought it looked a little cheap
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>>221808667
Laughter is excess psychic energy being reflexively released. It's not joy, it's relief. You're going to run out of what it takes to feel that relief if you keep chasing highs.
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>>221808311
which thread are you seeing in which people like it? i've seen like two shills trying to say the same positive comment in every thread, but the overwhelming majority of every thread has been negative or mocking of how awful the movie looks.
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>>221811340
i dont understand why you normies rate movies a 5/10 when it objectively sucks. you cant even be honest on anonymous forum? or maybe you dont understand fractions/math?
you rate it 5/10, so what 5 measurements are good?
you set your own criteria.
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https://youtube.com/watch/NeA_vuuWFgI
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>>221810698
>What's the opposite of kino?
The world you are looking for is goyslop
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>>221809865
explain yourself
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https://youtu.be/MxQTMu_7Vno
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>>221808373
Casting aside why is he talking to the people living in Odysseus' house, who all met and knew Odysseus personally about Odysseus like he's some mythical figure nobody has heard of until now? This makes no fucking sense at all
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>>221808311
Think for yourself, question authority.
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>>221808741
you dont understand you fucking simpleton, he had the ash of war unlocked for that weapon, its a triple spin attack.
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>>221808428
Even a fat cunt could squeeze between those trees. This looks utterly daft
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>>221813265
That's what bards do, anon.
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>>221808428
>A tree just fucking appears as he runs through it
...how much did this movie cost?
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>>221808411
This is what most of of the movie looks like. They hacked it up like a 3 hour trailer, never lingering on any one shot for more than a couple seconds. Journalists burned their atrophied little brains out on tiktok if they think this is good.
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The webms are so bad I cant tell if theyre real or edited, so that kind of says it all
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>>221808373
>Greek myth movie starts with black person telling a story
...Disney's Hercules did it better?
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>>221813336
The full scene did somewhat try to subtly imply that some magical bullshit was happening and the trees were also trying to kill them.
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>>221813359
Maybe it looks better in theaters?
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>>221813260
>no night raid scene with Diomedes
cringe
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>>221808373
this is so ass lol
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>>221808311
It is one of the worst movies I have ever seen
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>>221808398
>nobody wanted to be on the set that day
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>>221815088
Damn now that you said it, you might be right. I will immediately go and buy a ticket and immerse myself in this ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE. Thank you for changing my mind.
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how is it possible that every single webm posted here is entirely composed of 2 second shots edited together?
could the entire movie really be like that?
seems like it would make you physically ill on an imax screen
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>>221808398
>shoots arrows like a unit in an early 00s rts game
>Sword swings with 0 power
>randomly decides to drown his enemy rather than use his sword so the protagonist can shoot him in the face
It's beyond funny how Nolan is still completely incapable of directing convincing violence when the vast majority of his movies have extensive action scenes. I didn't have high expectations for this movie, but this shit is sub-standard even for modern Hollywood.
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>>221815804
>but this shit is sub-standard even for modern Hollywood.
this IS the new standard
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>>221808311
Have you seen the leaks?
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>>221810010
By then you've already given them money. I'll wait for it to get pirated and watch on my home theater. Imagine going to see this with a bunch of fanboys and nigs there to see Travis Scott.
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>>221808741
I had forgoten how fucking incapable Nolan is and always will be with action scenes
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This film will likely be one of the most successful box office runs of all time, and certainly this year. You know what that means? A HELL OF A LOT more of this blackwashing.

It's about to ramp up like never before.
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>>221816268
>This film will likely be one of the most successful box office runs of all time, and certainly this year.
lol, not even lmao
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>>221816268
All jewish plans backfire though. It's not gonna end well.
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I have the feeling this whole movie is some sort of psyop.
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>>221816365
Hollywood is literally working closely with all the agencies and they approve the movies.
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>>221808398
>gets shot in the face at a downward angle
>recoils up
Yeah...
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looks like Nolan got sloppy again
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>>221813338
i think this is actually right on the money. they knew 3 hours would be daunting for a modern audience so it was a deliberate choice to edit for retaining attention
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>>221811258
imagine her ripe, tight, sexy body and forever young, beautiful face being Helen of Troy. Or any other woman in the movie for that matter. Literally, imagine her being a woman. Crazy.
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>>221813338
>like a 3 hour trailer
That's kind of what I felt Oppenheimer was like, at least the first half or so.
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>>221808311
im going to see it tomorrow and honestly i know all the problems with nolans hack casting and dumb writing but damn after all the cope and hype here like you described i just gotta see the fucking thing and shitpost about it myselfwhat else do i have to spend $30 on Friday?
>inb4 /tv/ loser
ya and you?
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>>221816791
Damn now that you said it, you might be right. I will immediately go and buy a ticket and immerse myself in this ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE. Thank you for changing my mind.
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>>221813265
I didnt think it was possible to be this retarded
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>>221816818
we're all gonna shitpost about the Oduyssey for like a month before it's forgotten, just half of us are actually going to see the thing
like we're not all having fun with this
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Literally the only webm that looks bad was the one with the magic trees. Everything else looks fine

Yall see a black person and go into a tard rage like Tony Soprano looking at Uncle Ben
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All Nolan movies are praised by filmbros and
people go along with that opinion, but after its out of cinemas people come to their own opinion which is they are shit.
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>>221810005
If its true that Nolan has Sinon do everything Achilles is supposed to do, then they probably just changed Page's character to dissuade the ridicule of her being Achilles.
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>>221808373
Is there a single moment with more than 10 seconds without a cut?
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>>221808311
look at all those perfect evenly distributed scratches in that brand new Balenciaga greek armor
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>>221817135
I find that they are often better when you get away from the hype and other people's opinions.

I thought Oppenheimer sucked ass in theaters. It was so fucking loud for no reason and all of the moments that were hyped up landed with a thud.

Watched it again in the comfort of my own home with proper sound levels and found that it works alot better as a low key court room drama and biopic. I was able to digest everything alot easier.

Nolans fetish with IMAX is often his greatest signifier and also his curse
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>>221812654
I'm not an esoteric faggot like you so this doesn't convince me
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>>221808428
>>221808411
>>221808398
Why noilan does action I will NEVER understand just hire james cameron jesus christ
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>>221817019
>I enjoy shit why doesn't everyone else
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>>221810199
Yes, and his son is upstairs fighting one of them and is smashing a hole in the floor because The leguiziamo guy locks them in and then the guy throws weapons through the hole so they can kill odyeseus

The best part is the guy throws like 10 weapons down through the hole in the roof and EACH TIME Pattinson says;

Get the SWORD
Get the SHIELD
Get the SPEAR
Get the ...

GET IT YOURSELF YOU CUNT
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>>221817735
>I hate shit why doesnt everyone else
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>>221817396
Nope. 90% is cuts less than 2 seconds.
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>>221808373
A Black King is speaking, listen and learn
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>>221812023
Hes actually the best part of the film and kept me interested just for him
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>>221808398
I genuinely can't believe how bad this film looks.
How has he managed to make a film simultaneously look like the cheapest b-movie ever made and the most expensive flop of all time AT THE SAME TIME.
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>>221808398
Why isn’t he aiming his shots?
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Is there even a single shot in this film that's longer than five seconds?
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>>221816358
This guy was actually ok and didn't bother me as much as tom hollands weak pussy ass character
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>>221808311
its funny that he always looked black to me...
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>>221817868
Odysseus? That guy who famously was so mighty, and such an expert archer, that no other man could draw his bow?

He's just so skilled he can fire from the hip, idiot. They call him Odyss "360 No Scope" Eus.
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>>221808311
clipped through the trees
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>>221810698
>What's the opposite of kino?
Functionally? Slop.
Metaphysically? Hell.
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>>221808381
I’d argue it’s the exact opposite. You admire the quality of the craft put in front of you and choose to ignore the ridiculous (and obvious) politically motivated choices.
Roll your eyes and enjoy the next scene
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>>221813290
he's using it while out of FP
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Hahahahahahaahahaha this film looks like total fucking shit hahahahahahahahahaha why are there so many cuts hahaha why is the entire movie directed like a trailer hahahah Tak3n would never hahahahahahah holy fuck
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>Hades is just some dirty beach
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>>221808428
is this AI?
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>>221808428
It looks like a comedy, a b-movie, and a big budget hollywood flop all at once.
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>>221808741
>I'M MOWING THE AIR RANDY!
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I don't think I'll ever watch it. The majority of the cast do nothing for me and I dunnon if I got worked by a fake tweet but apparently Spiderman wasn't familiar with the source material which seems nuts to me. He's also never watched the Matrix. I know he's famous for playing a teenager but he's 30 years old baka.
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>>221808741
I think Homer called that one "The Beyblade" in the original language? Very cool to see the authentic text represented!
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>>221808741
The entire ending scene is retarded. The whole point is outsmarting your enemy and staying mentally strong and then this fucking guy locks himself in a room with 40 people and no on help and wins
Retarded
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Unironically, it's a bad movie.

Like culture war aside, seriously. It's bad. Shockingly so.

Not trolling, not joking, not being political. Nolan is overrated but can still sometimes make something good. This is just pure dogshit.
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>>221808311
Looks like a worbla cosplay helmet
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>>221815088
>You have to see it in theaters for it to look good
>You have to see it in IMAX for it to look good
>You have to see it in IMAX film for it to look good
>You have to see it in IMAX film without reading anything on /pol/ for it to look good.

If you have to drive 100 miles and pay $30 for a ticket for a movie to be good....it's probably just a bad movie.
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>>221810804
Oddtosee
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>>221808311
When the king came back in the final part of the movie, my heart started beating so fast and i got goosebumps. Masterpiece
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>>221818981
You didn’t watch it
I’m a chud and I can admit the execution was really really good
My problems outside of casting and random WOMEN YES moments was that it just kind of felt like a play, and there are some scenes that made me wonder if that was truly the best take
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What I don't understand is why are all the brownoid tourists from /v/eddit(who mind you ran damage control for Nolan for decades whenever he shit out another pleb piece of shit) want me to hate it
I'm not even going to watch this trash, but the desperation in their threads is embarrassing as they've notoriously always had dogshit taste
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>>221819436
They can’t appreciate art because their culture has no art
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>>221813338
I don't get it because half the hype for the movie was >le shot in imax! tom holland has never acted for more than 3 mins before!
And then it turns out to be a montage of quick cuts.
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>>221816791
I might try seeing if I can sneak into the theatre. To hell with paying for this, I also snuck into Rise of Skywalker and even then I felt cheated.
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>>221819436
I genuinely cannot tell if this is bait or actual retardation. The movie bad and it's obvious, nolan is a very popular director and fucking nothing else is coming out to discuss. No one is desperate about anything you delusional faggot
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Its as much slop as all the other Nolan flicks. The casting should be your least concern
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>>221808380
>It turned political
it was political from the start
>chuds will pretend to hate it
>pretend
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>>221808380
I don't need to pretend to hate an Odyssey movie that cuts the "I'm Nobody!" plot. That shows a fundamental lack of awareness and respect of the source material that no amount of money or talent can overcome.
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>>221808741
I could not believe my eyes when I saw this in theatres
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>>221808428
The cut when the guy turns around and sees the trees are behind them as well can't be real. He turns and sees the new trees behind him, and then it cuts to a close up of him jolting forward and being surprised by the new trees behind him. That makes no sense.
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>>221809548
BASED AND CHRISTPILLED
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>>221808311
I've never seen this much dick-riding from critics for a movie in my life. I have no idea what caused this.

It was okay. Felt a bit disjointed, like many Nolan movies, but not in an interesting or compelling way. Characters felt somewhat bland and it was hard getting attached to them. Dialogue was a bit simplistic, sometimes cheesy. Some cool scenes though.

Eh.
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>>221822072
I really wish someone in a completely different theater would record that scene to see if it's some projection error or the movie truly has such a glaring editing mistake.
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>>221810698
Kitsch. Feces. Nolanig
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>>221808373
Imagine if they made some Three Kingdoms period drama, and random white guys were in the Chinese army. Wouldn't it look stupid? Yes, it would.
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>>221822072
Even the very first cut is terrible, because he runs up to the trees and stops completely already in the wide shot, then runs up and stops again in the closeup. And the second closeup where he acts surprised is from the same angle as the first one (you can see the same diagonal fallen tree over his left shoulder), I don't know if they're somehow implying that they try to turn around but get reset to the position they were just in by some magical force, or if they were just lazy and couldn't be bothered to set up a reaction shot from the opposite angle.
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>>221808519
Literally me.
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>>221819814
What is a movie, but a multitude of cuts?
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90% of the shit you read on line is either :a fucking lie spread by thirdoids, manufactured shit by some government, or bots. almost all of it is made up garbage



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