Is this a manly run?
eleniot is such a small person anyway, shehe will always look like a kid running
>>221809135That’s the scene. It’s a child soldier near starving running. Gen Z is hopeless
>>221809003She runs like a boy that is late for the morning school bus
why does he run like a little girl?
>>221809003Bacha Bazi
>>221809003Am i the only one who finds this hot? I could be chasing this woman.
>>221809758You'd probably gas out really fast.
>>221809003I still don't know if she's playing a woman or nota hermaphodite maybe? that sounds pretty greek
>>221809003i dont think she's trans, i think she's a spokesperson for such and has no real practice posturing as a man
>>221809279First dykes steal little boy's haircuts, not they're stealing little boy's acting roles
>>221809961Not when you've planned for this moment like I have
>>221809003woah who is this absolute gigachad?
>>221809003They have to cut away to a wide shot halfway through her jog because even Nolan knew how ridiculous Ellen looks.
>>221810416something looking ridiculous never stopped nolan before
>>221810518Everyone has a limit
>>221810416Why do they shoot him before he even gets to say something? It makes no sense.
>>221810805They're following their ROE.
>>221810805Perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a transman before throwing him off the boat.
Is she playing a kid in this or is that supposed to be a grown adult? Did they approach her and say "we've got this great role for you, a 12 year old boy"?
>>221810883kek
>>221810416lmao and everyone cheered and clapped
>>221810599na,Nolan is a retard braindead moron. He has no self awareness
>>221810416What the fuck are those helmets?
>>221809279>child soldier Isn't she like 38?
>>221809003>El PenorFucking reality is a meme
>>221811030What the fuck is any of this? No one has been able to answer any of it.
Looks like someone took a picture of their young son and put it through one of those "See how you'll look when you're older" websites.
>>221809460He's a little woman.
>>221810416What's going on here? Is they trying to defend the trojan horse even after it's already buried in the sand? Is it a pride thing or is this before the Trojan Horse invasion happens so they have to protect the horse?
>>221810919It’s supposed to be a young teenage child soldier who was drafted into the war around the age of 7. They’ve been starving and near dehydrated for 3 days on the verge of death. Before being drafted they were impoverished near starving poor. Someone switched place with them to feed their family. They are all fucked up from years of near starving living on a beach for almost 10 years. The casting make sense
>>221811121Why is her thyroid fo fucking massive? Does she have cancer of it's just the hormones fucking her up?
>this thing instead of Achilles is the greatest warrior lecturing Odysseus from Hades>coal black Helen de Troyt>homer is a rapperThis is deliberately spiteful.What is the word for this? Performative degradation?
>>221809314>>221809996>>221810143>>221811060>SheTHAT'S A HANDSOME MAN YOU FUCKING CHUD
>>221811161>>221811190Your generation really believes there aren’t stupid questions. But there are. The world isn’t your ChatGPT.
>>221811196See>>221811235You all just come off as suckers. Show initiative. Look it up on your own.
>>221811173I think casting an actual teenager or mid 20's would've made more sense. He had Tom Holland right there lol
>>221811235Oh sorry I'll just go sit through a 3 hour movie I don't want to see to get my answer
>>221811161Ellen is there as a ruse, pretending to be the last soldier left behind to guard the horse, a sacred offering to Athena, which is totally safe and okay to bring into the walled city after they kill the little queer.
>>221809003That's me doing the pee-pee dance when I was 7 years old
>>221811277Holland doesn’t look like a starving 15 year old.
>>221811284You shouldn’t care you moron. Stop being an asshole.
>>221810416At least it dies and in a moronic way
>>221811161>The ride plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men and the wooden horse here, but not you.
>>221810416a small platoon of greeks are supposed to be hiding inside that thing?
>>221811351You first, I'm just curious about a webm I sawWhatever I'll go read the Odyssey again, hope you're happy
>>221811492They're very close together, groin to cheek, and they only needed enough guys to open a gate and let the main army inside
>>221810416Haha look at those papier-maché helmets
>>221809003greeks are so fuckin weird
>>221809003This is why nobody will remember your name
>>221809003I wish this thing could spend one real day as a real man and I mean it
>>221810805No one cared who he was till he put on the helmet
so achilles does not appear in the flick?
>>221811492yes.and they go into explicit detail how some of them drowned in there and they all shitted and pissed on each other lmao. (i think lemmeaskusumthin burn local even pukes at one point too)
>>221809003All I think about now is that interview where shes talking about masculinitiy and what it means to be a real man. We are genuinely on some clown world shit. Generations are going to look back on these times like we look back on victorian era for their faggy clothes and behaviour.
>>221810416>shoot the fuck out of ellen>"yoo this an offering... ACK">"alright the little mannequin boy probably speaks too, and we have the same gods after all, and the war is over lmao lets goooo"Why the fuck did they light Ellen up when the war was over and all he was doing was running towards the Horse? What did Nolan mean by this?
>>221811720But the faggy clothes and behavior of the Victorian era were to put a refined facade onto a group of people who formed an empire encompassing a third of the world. Trannies are all facade with nothing of substance behind it.
>>221811030they really stood out to me too. they almost look wooden.
>>221811761>>221811304
>>221810416>drinks water>eyes are looking up>for some reason turns head to the right at forces half a klick awayterrible acting and directing.
>>221811235you're on a website centered around discussion, anon
>>221811492two platoons of ellens
>>221811839*platroons
>>221810416BRUH Seen random cosplay faggots on the interwebz with better costumes than this.This is capeshit tier costume design. period movies from 20+years back have better costume design than this
just say yes.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jhHIOLgGR5c&ra=m
>>221811880>. period movies from 20+years back have better costume designdesigns aren't technology they don't get better with time
>>221810416is this an example of something so bad it went full circle from Dogshit into Retard Kino?
>>221811934Nta but they shouldn't get worse either
lol I thought her being in the movie was a joke
>>221811971It still is
A ghoulish 40 year old woman stealing what might be the career-founding role of a young male actor.It's so fucking symbolic of what Hollywood and society is today. Decrepit old zombies at all positions of politics, demented Presidents, boomer shareholders. Shutting down society and depriving an entire generation of their best years because of a disease that mostly kills old people anyway. AI stealing entry level roles. This entire movie is moldy actors by an over the hill-director desecrating what was probably tales that fascinated and inspired millions of boys and young men throughout history.It's downright Vampiric at this point. Everybody says "society is doomed" but I think something is fundamentally wrong in a way that no other fading civilisation faced before. They overexpanded or become decadent but they still operated on some kind of natural order - this is something else downright sinister.
>>221811777Its a poor comparison but the idea is that people look back on what was considered normal and say "what the fuck was that shit".>men wearing makeup and dresses with lipstick and tight leggings>"this is peak masculinity of the era"Were going to look back on the troon age as that of saying men were women and women were men, and history will only see what they are, not the list of reasons for why we did this. Its like when everyone looks back on the hippy generation, and thinks everyone liked that shit or even wanted it.
>meme helmets
>>221809279>child soldierThe end of a 10 year siege lmao
>>221811971lmoaing at that forced bow legged walk
>>221811083she's not playing elpenorstop falling for chud misinfo
>>221812037that looks so shit
>>221809003To be fair. The reason Nolan removed Achilies and put this fuck in his place is that the character is a boy who was tricked into going to war.
>>221811953well yeah both the aesthetics and manufacturing is much worsedunc was a fucking travesty
>>221812024But the only guys who could consistently get away with wearing makeup and dresses with lipstick and tight leggings were the most ruthless killers in the empire. >lol, Lord Muckymuck's dressed like a homo>Lord Muckymuck challenges you to a duel and chops you into pieces
>>221810416>sitting on hot sand and sun instead laying under the horse's shade
>>221812066I mean and also Achilles dies in the Trojan War.
>>221812150You'd think the testosterone treatments would make a ftm tranny smarter
>>221812011It'd just be some bong like Dunkirk twinks or Owen Cooper anyway. Don't mistake the state of the world as simply boomers vs zoomers. The point is Geneva/Davos-based groups (fronts for Rothschilds who employed Epsteen, Les Wexner et al, prob among their Club of Rome, Black nobility types) planned for decades to bring back a PERMA UNDER CLASS. Permanent oppression is easier to rule, like during feudalism.
>>221809003show me an example of a 'manly run' please
>1 decent movie memento and maybe Prestige >few medicore one who are directly copy pasta from comics and animes not even original ideas >everything else shit tier >People somehow think this guy is top tier>Imagine getting movie rec from someone who fav directa is nolan
>>221810416The costumes, the acting, the scripting, the raceswapping, the 1.50m troon as a soldierThere's no way all of this is not some elaborate joke
>>221811720Troons love to cite "2 spirits", like non-white cultures' ideas of imagining yourself as more than the physical body. Spiritual ideas or obsessive intrusive thoughts are still not the same as dealing with the realities of a body developing over the years.
>>221811934they do tho. people have access to better technology to design and make this....also bigger budgets meaning better quality and craftsmanship.
>>221809003>We don't have a political agenda, we're just casting the best people for the role
>>221809003you can just see that this MANLY GIGACHAD has a massive 25cm GIGADONG
>>221812201
>>221809003Look at her go!
>>221809003wide gait for the 4 inch python swinging about below (it's relative to her height)
>>221811235>>221811270Can't tell if autist or bot
>>221809003this emaciated small english child encapsulates exactly what i imagined a great greek warrior to look like
>>221812201https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hi9dY9q984
>>221812201>steven seagal running.mp4
>>221809003is this all her screentime?it would have taken longer to read the script, and doing all that publicity for a single scene?she was forgotten, living a secluded life of penis envy, why the hell would she come back into the public eye to be scrutinised just for this?
>>221811173>they were starving for 3 days, before being drafted they were starving poor all their lives and then they sadly were starving for 10 years on the beach, and then they they starved for....
>>221810416its absolutely crazy how literal who cosplayers make better shit than this multi-hundred million dollar movie. its fucking ridiculous how low standards have gotten.
>>221809003kek
>>221810416why would someone die in a few seconds after just taking two arrows to the far outside edge of their extremities? especially if the arrows were never removed and they would be holding back the blood
>>221812037I'm not a linguistic expert but doesn't that say "on the meme God (or God of memes)"?
>>221812776i mean, it doesnt show that he dies. he even talks after getting shot.
>>221811173then how was she able to run?
>>221812815she wasnt hit in the legs so why would she collapse
>>221812819She barely can run. She’s all fucked up and nearly dead from starvation and dehydration. It’s why she was chosen. I feel like the questions are just trolling now. You can clearly tell by the run she’s all fucked upalready
>>221812201https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gglomm0PmDY
>>221812776There's also a spear that hits her center mass
>>221812839probably because the character is supposed to be starving, weak and exhausted and the shock of receiving a bunch of arrows will probably make you fall down.
>>221812201try this on for size princess
>>221810416I would have preferred if they picked a really attractive pretty boy to play this role. It's a cool scene.
>>221812819have you never been thirsty? it makes you run like you need a piss real bad
>>221812980elliot page could do this
>>221810805They're transphobic chuds.
>>221812874try disney with that crap
>>221812980this is scary and uninclusive. not all greek warriors can be expected to be fit and masculine. greek societies famously were very lenient to their soldiers, after all.
The issue wasn't even Elliott Page or Lupita NyongoMatt Damon doesn't work as the leading manJon Bernthal plays the role he always plays, bimselfYou have Pattinson and Holland (who i woudlnt cast in any film desu) and you have them speak with American accentsAt least do British onesThe cyclops scene was sickThe shots on the sea were epic
>>221811060now it's the aged taking the roles of 10 year oldsdoes elliot have any shame?
>>221813070I WILL PROTECT YOU WITH MY LIFE, EMPEROR BASIL
>>221810416
>>221809003I don't think there's a single person who has done more damage to the legitimacy of the "trans-man" thing.
>>221810416WTF the whole film is in French?And /tv/ was saying Nolan lost his touch.
>>221813140Ellen is to the trans movement what Raygun is to breakdancing.
>>221813101a truly fearsome and savage Polyestrygonian
>>221813168crétin
>>221813168nolan is truly an arthouse auteur
>>221812776did you not see the teleporting spear
>>221813172I dont know, I think I can think of a better comparison to raygun in terms of someone whose retardation ended up completely invalidating their own cause and making it all look abysmally awful…
>>221812011>career-founding roleThere are no more careers to be had, no matter how many family members they sacrifice.
>>221812698DAS ONE HUNGY BOY!
>>221812546Incorrect, he's running like a machine.
>>221812796Meme means same
>>221813239I actually didn't notice that until now. By Poseidon's salty ball sack, was Nolan even awake when he edited this?
She was a literal 10/10 QT3.14
>>221812219have you seen the dark knight rises?
>>221809003>on my way to page 10
>>221813140nobody really cares about ftm trannies
>>221809003This has been debunked
>>221813490[citation needed]
>>221813507
the elliot page hate has got to stop
>>221813603Agreed. I mean how autistic do you have to be to hate something that literally doesn’t exist. Ellen.
>>221811552>get your groin out of my face>that's not my groin>get your face out of my groin>how dare you! that's my bussy
>>221809003It’s going to be an amazing scene. Top surgery loses the tits, not the acting ability
>>221812980>How do you slide on your chest like that without your zippertits coming open?
>>221813729its current year we'll use superglue or cgi whatever is most expensive
>>221810416Masaka quality.
>>221813783I never understood why the trannies of /trek/ hate this episode so much
>>221813603Everything will stop once it kills itself.
>>221813775>I have an army of a billion and one jeets crafting for me the finest of invisible threadssaid the naked emperor
>>221810416why would someone shoot a man before accepting his gift?
>>221813878When she does it will be all our fault, the people who loved her the way she was, the tomboy lovers, and not the faggots who tricked her into this retarded doomed-to-failure delusion in the first place.
>>221813089Everyone in this movie is way too old. Tom Holland's like 30 saying "my daddy is coming home". Anne Hathaway has a line of suitors? No.
>>221810416Dude. What the fuck are those helmets? It literally looks like a cardboard box cutout.
>>221813783>malaka quality
>>221811196Anti-white racism. I would expect it from a Jewish director, but I am genuinely wondering why Nolan seems to have drunk the coolaid.
>>221811161It's before the invasion.
>>221813603It is kind of sad. Like, what did they think she was going to bring to this movie? What is her strength as an actor?As Kitty Pride, she gave off an aura of a little kid sister you wanted to keep safe and worry about.As Juno, the qt, bubbly, smart alecky, slighty-troubled girl who just made a mistake.What, of her qualities, would contribute to THIS film/story in any way? Were there middle-aged waifs in Homer's epic?
>>221813961Pretty much but take comfort in the fact that all the faggots who pushed for this will be forced to remember her with her greatest works, all of which happened when she played a girl.
>>221810416i don't blame her for not expecting horse archers in bronze age greece, that was a good trick
>>221813991Perfidious Albion has been a bane to the White Race for hundreds of years.
>>221812796"we have the same gods"
>>221814097One of their gods was a horse archer retard
Bro so sick and tired of the fags from Reddit coming here. This fucking movie is stupid. And Im tired of everyone saying 'see the movie first.' Thats like me telling all you woke fags to go see a MLK docu movie starting Ben Afflick as MLK. Just go see it, dont judge it before you see it. Stfu. See how stupid that sounds. Its the same here. We got shit lead actor, race swapping, a random trans and the worst part is the dialogue. For modern times. Cause thats what we want in our mythological movies based in a certain time period and a certain location. I want them to sound like they just came from modern times. Fuck off!
>>221814179I swear you retards need to shut the fuck up
>>221814179>here, a horse archer>that's not a horse archer>look here, he's clearly got the lower body of a horse, yes?>yep>and the upper body of an archer?>yeah>and it's normal to refer to hybrids by using both words>sounds right to me>so he's a horse archer>that's not a horse archer
>>221811971Has she accepted her fate as the butt of the joke and embraced clownmaxxing? I don't know how else to explain her bad haircut and grandpa suit.
>>221814179retard
>>221814315Right back at you dumbfuck. I'm sure the greeks just drew a bunch of horsemen with bows for no reason at all.
>>221814408hold up, do you actually think there were archers who fired from horseback, while riding no less, in ancient greece? and that depictions of centaurs are evidence for this?
>>221814472Not him but Greeks around the Black Sea definitely knew steppe tribes.
>>221814234simply telling someone they are retarded and need to shut the fuck up just isn't enough these days. You have to tell them exactly why they are retarded and need to shut the fuck up. Otherwise you just sound retarded and need to shut the fuck up
>>221814554who didn't get stirrups for another 2000 years
>>221814588You don't need stirrups to shoot from horseback, they just make it much easier and more accurate.
>>221814588why does that thing need stirrups? it's surgically attached to the horse you dumbfuck
>>221814588Why would a centaur need stirrups?
>>221814408>One of their gods was a horse archerretard
>>221814648maybe when mrs centaur gets kinky they get out the bdsm gear
>>221810416Another longer scene with ridiculous editing. Originally it must have been over 4 hour movie.
>>221814674Or demigods whatever the fuck it was they were familiar with the concept of shooting a bow from horseback.
>>221812219I think most of the budget went into paying the ethnically inaccurate celebrity actors.
>>221814613alright fair enough, i'm actually reading through the history of mounted archery, and it pops up earlier than i expected, but still not early enough to appear in the trojan war. Iron Age, ~9th century is when it gets invented
>>221809758Are you Serbian?
>>221814472>>221814588There are documented examples of horse archery in the 9th century BC and Homer was alive in the 8th.
>>221813172Now I finally get it, Ellen is the hero we need right now... Bravo, Nolan.
>>221814745the things homer is depicting take place centuries before his birth
>>221809003It’s not a man. Try watching the movie not clips. Don’t ask me fucking questions. Watch the movie or shut the fuck up.
>>221810416>1:00>that fake ass, limp swing "to kill"Ah yes the one take director strikes again.
>>221814737the ones making the pottery maybe, but not the ones in the stories the more modern greeks were telling. the iliad and the odyssey are literally ancient history to the ancient greeks, they did not have mounted archers
>>221813105she looks like she loves the balding experience
>>221814739And it's not like it's a massed formation of mounted archers, there's six guys and only two of them are shown to be using bows, one guy throws a spear which seems like it would be even harder to do than shoot a bow.
>>221812980Why did the guy at 0:10 totally whiff?
>>221814754And that doesn't matter because he wrote them in the context of his current society, as archeology and academic history as a discipline didn't exist back then.
>>221812201In-built DIE too. It's not that hard.
>>221814554>black seaIt all makes sense now. Bravo Nolan
>>221814791I'm sorry, were you there mate?
>>221814823yeah, when i retell the stories my grandparents told me about their childhood, the only preventing me from adding references to fortnite is that i know archeology exists now
>>221814809humans are really fucking good at throwing things, so I'd be more open to a spear guy probably, but either way the tech for horseriding was just not advanced enough yet. like, literally all nolan had to do was depict this guys riding chariots and he would have been fine
>>2218111394u
>>221814857yes
>>221810416THIS LOOKS SO FUCKING BAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>221814857some days i truly wonder how gladiator got made
>>221813892Don't worry anon, no man got shot making that scene
>>221814893They're a scouting party, chariots were for battles and cool races around the hippodrome. They probably grabbed whatever weapons were close by. And of all the things to criticize in this one scene I think that a guy on horseback with a bow and arrow should be pretty fucking far down on the list.
>>221810416Unironically this looks like a B-movie.
>>221814858Depending on the age of your audience it's easier to lie to them instead of being interrupted with endless questions >how did granpa know which people to lynch?>they were shit talking him on fortnite
>>221814969i mean, sure, if you don't have more than a casual interest in this time in history i can see why that wouldn't be jarring for you
>>221814858Did your grandparents tell stories about personally interacting with gods and demihumans? Do you understand that Homer's religious beliefs literally didn't exist in the Minoan period? Are you aware the Homer would have had no sources to know what Minoan culture was like? Is it penetrating your thick head that Homer intended the story to fit into his current society and was not intended as a story about Minoans?
>>221815061ok, but it's not homer who put the mounted archers in the story
ELLIOT would be good for anime adaptations ackshually
>>221812666
>>221809003Could’ve used a body double and filmed from behind this is pure ego
>>221815054Maybe they intended to dismount to use the bows and took an opportunistic shot once they saw the she thing. Did nobody ever carry a bow while riding a horse before mounted archers became a standard military tactic? Someone had to be the first guy to do it.
>>221813783fucking cardboard helmets lmao nolan you fucking retarded hack fraud
>>221809003She looks like a kid, lol. Look at her go.
>>221815147it's genuinely just not that easy to fire a bow while riding a horse. the first depictions of it literally involve some retarded bullshit with one guy controlling two horses while the other shoots just to make it work
>>221814408>>221814179>>221814097>I post with retards.
>>221811173Does being starved turn you into a woman?I don't understand what you're trying to say.
>>221812011kino post
>>221815075He put a bunch of shit in his story which did not exist in Minoan times, because its not a Minoan story. Horse archery as a concept would have been something that fit into the cultural context Homer visualized his story taking place and is a minor detail in the movie. The Odyssey visually being anything other then ancient Greek is as inaccurate as anything Nolan put in the movie.
>>221815198But they tried the retarded two horse bullshit because they understood that it was possible. The Trojans could have invented stirrups and horse archery because they got bored during the ten year long siege. And then all evidence of their invention was destroyed along with the rest of their city for all we now. I know you're right and Nolan is a retarded hack I'm just trying to rationalize his choices in a way he never did.
>>221815278>The Odyssey visually being anything other then ancient Greek is as inaccurate as anything Nolan put in the moviekys filth
>>221813249ellen is transman and sillyjazz is transwoman and silly for different reasoncombined they wholly shut down the "yeah but atleast X is ok"
>>221815278like, if you're telling the story in a way that's meant to evoke the imaginations of homeric greece, then why is the style all gritty realism? if you want to tell a gritty realistic version of the story, why are you being so careless about the historical context? it's just a muddled vision that has no idea what it wants to be
>>221812201remember seeing a clip of dylan mulvaney running, shit is fucking hilarious
>>221815321i think even the horse-duo method required inventing the saddle, another piece of tech that didn't exist during the bronze age
>>221812666funny that its pretty accurate to what happens in the movie
>>221809003Who is she trying to kid? Herself, that's who.
>>221811173Ah yes anon middle aged women and teenage boys are totally interchangeable and basically act and look exactly the same.
>>221809003Grotesque. I wonder if it will be viewed like blackface in a few decades.
>>221810416He’s a big guy
>>221815066kek
>>221811720My wife gets absolutely livid when trannies talk about what it’s like to be a woman. It really is some absurd shit for a woman to have the audacity to pretend to know what being a man is
>>221813815because it's terribleit's an "alien computer virus starts changing the enterprise" episodeit's also mid season 7, when the cast is bored and ready to leaveso they let brent spiner do a silly voice since data is a fan favorite and they need him to sign on for Generations
>>221815566This is a really gay image to have on your device.
>>221810416If they wanted a small twink like soldier for Odysseus, Jamie Bell was right there. Fuck it, get one of the kids from Dunkirk, who gives a shit?
>>221815746They also let him do it because Data is generally not allowed to emote at all. Don't forget that they made Lore and Dr. Sung for the same reason.
>>221812201>>221815420found ithttps://nitter.net/ImMeme0/status/1900412074599100417
>>221814809as someone who rode horses in his youth, it's difficult but not impossiblegranted I did have stirrups, but I can imagine it being used with some successI only rode bareback once, but it hurts my nuts, saddle with out stirrups would make it easier
>>221812666How come this looks better than the actual movie?
>>221815877because it's a slopped version of a good looking movie with actual contrastnot nolan's desaturated netflix flick
>>221815877cause it's just an edit from a better movie
>>221815877Because it has real colors.
>>221811121>>221811720>>221811971Why can't she just conduct herself like a cute lil' zesty dude, why even put on this tryhard "manly" performance that ironically propagates toxic masculinity the leftist types like to bitch about so much?
>>221815785YWNBATM
>>221810416>>221809003shes a small guy
>>221810416lmfao
>>221812201>>221814462
>>221813656Look, it was a matter of life or death, they had to put cocks in each other's mouths to keep quiet or they'd all get found out.It's not gay.
>>221816705the same waddle as elliot
>>221809003i hate woketards so much its unreal
>>221812201This is a jog at most and he's probably covering as much ground as that freak is.
it is what it is...
>>221817064i know that the bodyguard guy is probably taller than average, but jesus fuck ellen is short. what a jokenotice how the HAND RAILS for the stairs come up to ellen's SHOULDER. even for a girl that's short.
>>221810416The editing is so weird, one second she puts on her helmet, next second her head is turned to loom behind her and shes shot by like 3 arrows
>>221814811the runner pretended to make a pass so he tried to intercept it but he just kept running
>>221809003Isn't she like 5 foot 2
>>221811173Why would Odysseus call a child "the greatest solider i've ever known"?
>>221809003Could be worse. Could be Steven Seagal.
Fucking manlets when will they learn
>>221817064She cant even walk without looking awkward
>>221817064
>>221816705>that horse following the duck
>>221810416I've seen better watching Xena during my Sunday lunches when I was a teenager
>>221817334Seagal would break Harley Pasternak in half. Ellen couldn't handle the handler.
>>221815061Homer put a lot of effort into being as much historically accurate as possible (aside from the supernatural stuff of course). He correctly describes the location of cities that were long reduced to rubble in his time (not only Troy). He describes 1200BC equipment, not 800BC equipment (for example boar tusk helmets used by the Mycenaeans, shields, spears and armor that would be antiquated by his time). He writes about chariots which were no longer in use in his time. Even many of the names he uses are Mycenaean, no 800BC Greek names (Achilles coming from Linear B "Akireu").Homer 100% intended the story to be a historical piece, depicting something that happened centuries ago, and he wasn't trying to adapt it to his contemporary society. Quite the opposite.
>>221817299Definitely has 2 feet, at least.
>>221810416>that cut from them charging from afar to immediately hitting her with arrowsholy fuck lmaois nolan just trolling us?
>>221819181You have to be a special kind of failure to watch Monty Python and think it is a serious drama.
>>221819217??i was pointing out how this is so poorly directed it actually mimics an old python bit from 50 years ago
>>221819241I suspect you are mistaken. Nolan no doubt thought Python was riveting action, and was inspired by how "Punchy" the editing of that famous scene was.
>>221809003peak media literacy
>>221819255is this some new form of trolling where you pretend to be retarded?
>>221812011If you had a YT channel this would be worth an hour-long piece with at least one more example proving your point. Good post.
>>221819217>>221819255moron
>>221812051Young Testicles
>>221810416>The arrows took like three seconds to pin her to the horseWTF was that?
>>221812211>>1 decent movie memento and maybe PrestigeInsomnia is a suspense film with no twists or vfx and depends entirely on two veteran scene-chewing ham actors playing against type giving understated performances. The reason it's not like the rest is because it's a remake of a Scandinavian film where Nolan didn't have the opportunity to shit up the script. Genuinely underrated movie, the path Nolan could have taken.
>>221812713Even down to the weapon which is the correct size
>>221809279>nolan is a such a faggot he hired a troon for a child role
>>221811173This, especially since there are only a couple thousand actual males in the world. There were none who fit the requirements for the role, so a girl who runs like a girl is close enough.
>>221811720>>221811777>>221812024>>221812135>victorian era for their faggy clothes and behaviour.The fuck are you retards talking about? The Victorian era was post Great Renunciation when men began wearing what we consider masculine clothes (suits, flat caps, bowler hats, shined shoes). Fucking morons man. Get the fuck off the internet and eat cow shit until you get a gut disease.
>>221809279>>221810416This is how it looks to me, minus the cuteness of the anime girl on the gif
>>221814750>Studio exec who watched The Backrooms combing the internet for memes finds thisSpace Jam 3
>>221819956>I know slightly more about an obscure topic than you therefore I'm going to tell you to kill yourself you piece of fucking garbageNTA but I hate this
>>221812051Well it would have made sense lel
>>221817064Literally Gilbert Gottfried
>>221812860>>221812940thats not what a starving person looks like
>>221813101CAUSE I DONT NEED MY FULL SPEED TO CATCH YOU
>>221814750we cant get this style of AI back without making it look like a modern AI did itthat means AI has experienced cultural gradation, like how the 80s and the 90s were different
Honestly them saying the Horse was meant to be a gift for Athena or saying the Cattle belonged to the sun god Apollo bothered me even more than the tranny or Helen of Africa part
>>221819870The way I see it he’s doing her a favor for all the bullying she endured on the set of Inception. She apparently wanted to be just one of the guys but DiCaprio kept mocking her for some reason.
>>221809460The spot leg took the skin graft for her piener (pretend wiener) from is still healing
>>221809003Its a vampyre-y run is what it is. This pic rel MF dissapeared from a lighthouse in the year 1900!
>>221817064LMAAAOOOOO GEORGE SHRINKS
>>221815843I was thinking “how bad could it be” but holy shit that actually disturbed me. It’s like something out of a Tool video
>>221813353meme within a meme
>>221812011>I think something is fundamentally wrong in a way that no other fading civilization faced before.It's the same, but different.
>>221810416I can't bring myself to watch this webm. I hate existing with the fact this casting choice happened.
>>221817261yeah its fucking terrible lmao
>>221809279>millennials defending trannyshit in their moviesLike clockwork
