>>221809041
this isnt real

it's not out yet he still has time to fix this

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>>221809041
>Nolan unironically still doing the Batman washing machine choreography except this time he doesn't have a character with a big ass cape 20 fucking years later

>>221809041
This probably looked cooler in nolan and co’s heads.

>>221809041
cuts to mathew macgounahey saying nolan like to shoot scenes only once and doenst like retakes

>>221809041
This looks awful!!!

>>221809041
Ridiculous, ruins the whole film, 99% score just dropped to 98%, best I can do

>>221809041
I swear, every clip that gets posted it looks like the actors never got above 50% speed on the fight choreography. You got guys just slowly spinning around, guys slowly waving swords back and forth like they're moving through molasses, dudes slowly pointing spears at each other. Did they just completely botch the fight choreography?

>>221809041
>FILMED IN IMAX

>>221809041
Do all these scenes just look better in imax and high quality theaters?
Cuz I genuinely don't get how this is so highly rated. Every scene so far looks awful. Is the good stuff just not getting posted?

>>221809041
classic Nolan editing. absolutely indecipherable

not surprised that a man as smart as ulysses could figure out the spin2win move

>>221809497
I love the look of fear in Pattinson's eyes and Holland's amusement like it's the coolest thing ever.

>>221809041
I'LL TRY SPINNING
THAT'S A GOOD TRICK!

>>221809041
looks like the end of the story when Odysseus returns home and kills all the people sleeping on his couch and eating from his fridge.

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>>221809041
>le geriatric spinning trick
What the fucking fuck Nolan

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>>221809041
I can see the late night show interview now
>So Matt picks up these two hammers that are tied together and starts swinging them around
>but the heads of the hammers are together, so the only thing that would hit anyone is the wooden handle of the other hammer
>and all the stunt guys are running around him like its a mosh pit
>and he's yelling "Like this, Chris? Like this?"
>I couldn't stop laughing, he actually kept it in

>>221809465
>I genuinely don't get how this is so highly rated

>Be a Critic
>Your "business" or "brand" is dependent on getting your review out ASAP
>The key to success in your filed is getting access to the earliest screening possible
>Hey Friend, we really need a high score here
>Opinions are subjective
>It'd be a shame if the studio doesn't invite you to the next, or any more, early film screenings!
>Score wisely if want to continue receiving early access!
It'd be a shame if someone paid a bunch of third worlders to smear you as a "racist" now, wouldn't it?

>>221809041
>me when I was 7 swinging the jump rope around

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>>221809465
Spoilers: No. All it does is give you a bigger canvas on which to see all the flaws. The bad fight choreography and sketchy visual effects aren't just out in front of you now, they're just straight up shoved in your face. It's like when you blow up a family photo that looks super nice and wholesome in a 4x6 glossy, and but when you blow it up to a 24x36 now suddenly you can see that half the people in the photo have their eyes a little too closed or aren't looking at the camera and there's a kid in the background with his finger shoved up his nose digging for gold and the dog's in the background taking a big wet sloppy shit on the lawn and boy your uncle's hands sure are a lot higher up your thigh than you remember and it's bringing back some repressed memories.

That's the experience of watching a Nolan movie on IMAX.

>>221809417
Go dilate tranny, we dont do groupthink and consensus here. No one gives a shit what paid shills on rt rate it.

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>>221809714
>we dont do groupthink and consensus here.
oh my god he's serious

>OK so, you're in a dark, badly lit room with some other guys.
>I need you to pick up this thing and swing it around, we're going to do some insert shots of the cast looking worried like you might hit them
>But like, spin around really slowly with it. No, slower. Make it super awkward. Like a drunken retard playing baseball or something.
>Yeah, this is cool. This will be a hit.

This movie deserves to make no money

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>>221809041
chuds won

Is that Ridley Scott?

>>221809629
It's getting good audience scores too though. This is clearly working for some part of the populace and I just don't know how.

>>221809185
>Batman washing machine choreography
DISH DISH WASHER WASHER

>>221809583
> Odyssey!
> Odyssey!
>All da sea that dey lost in is all I see!

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>>221809041
>WTF IS THIS
TREASON

>>221809041
are they pumping some type of mind control gas in these theaters to get retards to praise this dogshit or did nolan release a fake camera recording online to throw people off? what the fuck is this amateur shit?? how is this getting 10/10s everywhere? have people's taste been obliterated by modern media? how can anyone praise this?every leaked clip makes movies that have been made fun of for years look like masterpieces next to this. wtf are people smoking

>>221809418
Modern sword choreography is all like this. Directors think it's more convincing to use the actors 100% of the time rather than mix in stunt doubles so it slows everything down, bc the #1 priority is don't injure the talent.
The Northman was another example of this, looked like everyone is fighting in molasses. Saw a clip of one of those star wars shows the other day that did this as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_hlyLvlqy8&t=78s

I will never understand why a board about movies and tv wants this art medium to fail so bad. Its crazy.

>>221809915
because their youtuber gods hate it, so they need to spread the hate

>>221809667
ok but it's not just the flaws in the corners, the whatever the fuck is going on in the middle is still absolutely fucking terrible. is nolan getting memory loss?

>>221809915
maybe they want media to be good? idk

>>221809915
>>221809931
>act like a stupid annoying cunt about it yesterday
>camrip comes out and it looks like shit
>oh fuck I thought I had a free day, you guys are meeeean :(((

>>221809915
Kill yourself

>>221809915
>why don't people like it when works of art are beholden to the whims of production companies and the academy, and are forced to inject their works with niche progressive dogma?
I'll let someone else post the tweet screencap

>>221809915
This is like saying "I don't know why someone who drives to work wants the car industry to fail so bad", and it's in reference to Ford recently releasing their newest model which is just 4 tires strapped to a wooden pallet.

>>221809915
Probably because a board about movies and tv wants movies and tv that arent complete dogshit aimed at third world mongoloids

>>221809962
>but muh 220p camrips
enjoy your seethe while the whole planet is having fun in the cinemas

>>221809903
I don't know, dude. This shit is genuinely baffling. The story, characters, dialogue, acting, special effects, fight choreography, editing - all bad. 96% on RT.

>>221809976
>I didnt see it but its dogshit because my grifter gods told and some webms told me so
kek at your life

>>221809982
Alright Rajeesh make sure you spam the RT score more, that will show you definitely are not nervous at the horrible everything in this movie.

>>221809041
SPEEN

>>221810027
>everybody is an indian who has a different opinion than me
kek

daily reminder
you lost
asmongold lost
nerdotic lost
critical drinker lost

>>221809915
I hope your entire family wakes up with flesh eating parasites lodged deep in their colons

>>221810025
>>I didnt see it but its dogshit because my grifter gods told and some webms told me so

I literally have seen it, it's right the fuck here in the videos being shared.

Are you implying that somehow there's some aspect to this piece of shit film that is not conveyed and requires paying for a ticket and a huge HD screen to properly realize how good it actually is? Or is it possible that some things are, in fact, just not good?

>>221810044
We were all on here yesterday around this time, sweetie :) Be careful about leaving your timestamp in your screenshot filename next time.

>>221810055
That does commonly happen to browns, so it's likely.

>>221809041
>Bloodborne axe playthrough

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>>221809041
An eight time Oscar nominee and two time Oscar winner, sat behind the camera and watched on the screen this scene play out and was totally fine with having this be the finished product audiences would end up seeing
Either strip him of his trophies or get rid of the award entirely, do both for all I care

>>221810070
I dont know what the fuck are you talking about you fucking dumb schizo. Take your meds. Also just to remind you again

you lost
asmongold lost
nerdotic lost
critical drinker lost

cope

>>221809041
THAT'S THE FINAL SCENE!!!!!!!!!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!

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for my fellow italianons, Nolan when setting up this scene

>>221809041
honestly terrible casting all around. not just the niggers and trannies. everyone.

>>221810111
Oooo the Indian is having a melty

>>221810194
damon and patterson were good

but you didnt watch the movie so idk why im wasting my time

>>221809795
>It's getting good audience scores too though.
You.....don't really grasp how any of this works, do you?

Do you believe absolutely nobody in the "audience score" section wasn't paid, or either worked on the movie or had family who did?

Do you believe Matt Damon's publicist isn't dropping an "Audience Review" gushing about his performance? Any of the other actors?

Why the FUCK would you even care what other people think???

>See Trailer
>Interested or NOT Interested in seeing film
>Well, Le Heckin' SCORES!!!!
Congratulations, you're cattle that's easily herded.

>>221809583
>first frame in the movie.png
loooooool

>>221810111
I DONT KNOW ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE YOU LISTED
GO OUTSIDE OCCASIONALLY, PLEASE. ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

>>221810219
Can you blame him? This is his livelihood right here. Every FUD post is a chicken vindaloo out of his villages mouth.

>>221809795
Even rotten tomatoes has "verified audience" now. Everything is controlled.

>>221809041
im gonna make a movie and then when ppl get to the theaters it's just a screenrecording of me playing skyrim for 2 hours

>>221809041
A tour de force, bravo Nolan

>>221810223
they dont have the right look. at all.
the cast should have looked like this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR7ujwJebDs

>>221809041
>when you get stuck in the whirlwiind animation

sinon is Achilles, elen page will win oscar, nolan is the one who diddled her until she cuts her tiddies. screenshot this

>>221809041
YOU SPIN MY HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND
WHEN YOU GO DOWN WHEN YOU GO DOWNTOWN

>>221809041
Cope?

>>221809915
I don't want the medium to fail, I want the medium to offer me good works of art. This is not it.

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>>221810491
this is a proper odysseus

>>221809915
>i will never understand why a board about politics wants this shitty politician to fail so badly

>>221809714
>we dont do groupthink
cue the next odyssey seethe thread

>>221809915
This movie isn't art, it's a product. An expensive, yet low-quality product.

If you know a product is garbage and you also know people are going to spend good money on it, you have a moral obligation to at least warn them not to buy it.

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>lets goooo

>>221811152
more like "wants all politicians to fall"
what was the last time /tv/ actually supported a work?

>>221809185
>doing the Batman washing machine
The what now?

>>221809041
looks like shit. why are people paying money for this garbage

>>221811221
nothing worth watching for the last 10 years, i hope bad movies fail so maybe at some point theyll learn their fucking lesson

>>221811179
>be you
>see a hundred people all commenting on objective Truths
>must be group-think
retard

>>221809795
The emperor has no clothes but people are too afraid to say so

>>221809041
HE'S RAMPING EVERYONE LOOK OUT

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>>221809915
What the fuck are you talking about? I saw Death of Robin Hood and loved it and wish it succeedes because it is art.
This movie is a piece of shit and i went in with an open mind and didnt care about any of the race swap shit

>>221811421
>i went in with an open mind
So in other words you're a fucking sucker, a mark, a fool, a RETARD

>>221809041
>we want the retarded pajeet audience

>>221811444
Those retarded pajeets are all on Twitter and hate the odyssey though

>>221810044
have you even seen it yet?

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>we wanted the new start wars audience

>>221810070
top kek i should've screenshotted that thread

>>221811487
Nice styrofoam helmets

>>221811320
keep dreaming
>>221811337
>their mindless groupthink bandwagon hivemind
>our objective truth

>>221809465
>beauty is a mutilated negress
Can't imagine

Why does every action scene look so amateurish. It's like something out of a low budget film where they couldn't afford much time for choreo so it all feels kind of unrehearsed.

Is this actually worse than Napoleon? I wouldn't have thought Nolan would decline mentally as much as Scott has. It really makes you wonder if he ever actually cared for the art form at all.

>>221811020
>not even posting the original lyrics
ngmi zoomie

>>221811550
He's secretly a conservative and very dim.

>>221811524
>choreo
Oh wow look at me I'm hip and don't bother typing words to completion, that takes too much time away from my totes fulfilling hobbies off the 'chans like uhhhh you wouldn't get it, casual

>>221809465
Paid critics

>>221811524
Nolan's action scenes have always looked amateurish, but something about the sound design and jarring pace makes it tolerable, especially in theaters.
Everyone judging this movie based on a shitty french cam rip can get fucked. The movie is far from good but it's still entertaining for the most part, with a few actual good scenes, it's literally just a Nolan movie -- entertaining and fun to watch, but something that hurts your brain if you think about it too much because it's retarded and all spectacle.

>>221811583
graphy

>>221811487
Dr. Pavel, I’m CIA

>AWW SHIIIIEET HE SPINNIN NIGGA HE SPINNIN

>>221811615
If I'm watching a movie that's "far from good" but "entertaining" it better not go on for longer than 90 minutes.

>>221809914
Or you could just train the fucking actors to do it right. When they did The Matrix back in the 90s, Reeves, Weaving, Fishburne, and the other actors had stunt doubles for the really risky shit like explosions and hard falls, but they also spent like 6-8 months before principal photography doing fight choreography training so they could do a lot of their own fight and stuntwork. In the 70s when they did The Duelists, Keitel and Carradine spent four months training in fencing so they could do most of their own stunts and film the swordfights in lots of long unbroken shots.

Most actors don't put in that kind of time or effort anymore. Half of them just fucking show up, sit on a goddamned stool or stand around on a green screen set waving their hands around and then expect the VFX team to make it work in post - slap their head on a stuntman or a CGI body or somehow make their random punches of the air perfectly counter the strikes of a dozen digital assailants. It's fucking garbage.

>>221809041
Diablo 2 barbarian whirlwind build

The Odyssey: Revengeance

>RULES OF NATURE intensifies

>>221810194
I like to think that if the rest of the casting choices weren't so bad that Anne Hathaway would be relentlessly ridiculed for a weak and terrible performance, but everything I've seen so far has been complete dogshit.

>>221810234
calm down
maybe watching movies is too stressful for you

>>221811674
real. same thing with Hayden & Ewan in the prequels. they trained their fight scenes hours in a day for months to make it be as badass as possible

>>221811688
top kek

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>>221811207
Isn’t he a bit too far apart from his men?

You're telling me the guy who did Batman Begins can't shoot fight sequences?

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>>221811435
I didnt pay money...

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>>221809041
the more clips I see from this movie, paired with all the early critics trying to play this off as a "cinematic epic masterpiece", the more I believe it's all an elaborate humiliation ritual. this movie looks actually bad. not even "bad" like it's enjoyable shlock that's obviously not going to win any awards, but it's genuinely poorly conceived, cast, filmed, just legitimately low quality in nearly every respect, and going to be completely forgotten and swept under the rug as an embarrassment in the near future and beyond.

it does make me want to watch the 90s miniseries again though, so silver linings I guess.

>>221811674
>>221811719
I just can't imagine the mindset where someone says "I want to be an actor in an action/adventure movie... but I don't want to do any of the stunts, fights, or cool shit."

Like, dude, that's the whole goddamned point. It's like wanting to be in a horror movie, but not wanting to do any gross practical effects shit. If I'm doing a zombie movie you bet your fucking ass I want to be covered in movie prosthetics and blood and get my fake guts ripped out. Otherwise what the fuck are we doing here?

>>221809465
Elon had to ramble about it making it some culture war agenda that will be forgotten in two weeks

>>221811887
It's an "Emperor's New Clothes" situation, I'd posit; toxic positivity and regressive "progressive" policies prevent anyone in the industry from pointing out trash while the industry continues to death spiral with increasingly bloated budgets for nonsense positions such as "intimacy coordinators" when they can't even make a period piece look authentic anymore.

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>>221809041
Nolan is getting nominated for /tv/'s KWABOTY

>>221811967
>toxic positivity and regressive "progressive" policies
This is why the games industry is fucked right now. Gamers started to see through the lies lets hope movie goers can start doing the same

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>>221811487
what the fuck was the production budget

>>221811967
>It's an "Emperor's New Clothes" situation
This. All the reviewers know it's shit, but if they call it shit they don't get invited back to review movies anymore and they're out of a job. So what can they do?
>A TRIUMPH! 10 OUTTA 10! ODYSSEY IS AN INSTANT CLASSIC! NOLAN DOES IT AGAIN!

>>221811887
The 90s miniseries is cheesy but it actually feels like a Greek myth. Feels lived in, has a sense of whimsy, and the dialogue
The only authentic part of Nolan's is that he apparently shot on location but that barely goes anywhere when everything else looks so out of place.

>>221811912
damn right bro I'm right there with you. absolutely does not make sense to me at all

>>221812049
the dialogue is what you'd expect*

>>221812049
>>221812070
i am adding it to my pirating list. will check it out. thanks anon

>>221811912
>we will never see another Jackie Chan get thrown through a four story window

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The actual fuck is this?

>>221809915
I want Nolan's movie to fail because it's soulless and displays every trend making modern cinema worse
When Megaflopolis came out and was widely panned I supported it because it was authentic and a huge risk for Coppola and still interesting despite how much of a mess it was

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>>221811887
even this 2012 shit look better than nolan's slop

>>221811207
This scene is so fucking silly, he looks like a gnome running away from angry mob.

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>>221809465
>Cuz I genuinely don't get how this is so highly rated.

The only invite friendly critics they can buy off to review movies.

>>221809041
Spend tons of the budget on IMAX cameras only for it to be capturing.. this?
Better crop that shit out, YIFY

>>221811221
Citizen Vigilante came out like a month ago.

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>>221809629
The same thing happens in video games.

>>221809915
Maybe take your head from the ass, woke agenda and forced diverity aside this flick looks bad, costumes are so atrocious my mother could do better.

the opening 5 minutes is loaded with fucking nonsense, it's practically the TDKR plane scene
>first line of dialogue is the rapper, he sounds like a modern black dude
>ellen page running around like she only learned how to walk yesterday
>they keep saying "dad" and "daddy"

>>221809915
I like food. Do I have to go to restaurants I don't like? Can I not criticize restaurants I don't like?

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>>221812247
veilguard was an epic return de force, and I had a blast playing it.

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>>221809041
>that editing
>that camera work
Jesus Christ.

>>221809915
>why would I want endless movies made by pedophiles that are about insulting the white race?

>>221809465
Maybe? Like that scene from Nosferatu where the Depp chick is screaming and it looks really funny without sound was pretty fucking scary in cinema. But this looks truly atrocious.

>>221810175
>"Nolan, how are we supposed to film this fight scene?"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqHDvEjdPrM

>>221812013
One thing I always liked about Hercules and Xena was how they portrayed the gods. It's such a shame how so many modern retellings need to make the gods some mysterious force you don't actually see. Let them be the petty, goofy, horny, squabbling family they are. That's part of the fun of greek mythology.

>>221812246
oh, so the only film to possess cinematic prowess in the last ten years was a fucking Uwe Boll movie?
Chuds are funny

>>221809041
CMON TARS

>>221809714
Very "second-day-on-4chan" post.

>>221809795
People have went to cinema for first time in 5 years. The screen is bright and makes loud noises - they are shocked!

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>>221809041
Is that when the rap music starts playing?

>>221809041
>Jeremy "sell out" Jahns said the ending is epic and emotional
Kek what a bought and paid for bitch

>>221809041
Press L3+R3 to activate Musou Mode.

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>>221812013
On paper, $200B, but once you subtract producer cuts, payroll for the leading actors, distribution, and all the big fancy IMAX equipment it's like half of that.

>>221811887
>>221812049
Hell, I'd rather rewatch the fucking Wishbone episode over this.

>>221812339
saar redeemed the nolan bloddy benchode

>>221812184
don't fire till you see they whites of they teeth

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>>221809041
MATT DAMON

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>>221809041
It...will look better in IMAX...

>>221809915
>I will never understand why a board about movies and tv wants this art medium to fail so bad.
I don't think anyone wanted this movie.

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>>221809041

It's going to look so good when people are watching at home at 1.5 or 2x speed or faster though.

>>221809041
someone please set this to blade club scene music

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>>221809041

Classic Nolan action scene where they don't realize that take was shit because they have to wait until the following day for the film to be developed. This guy should be shooting digital.

>>221811513
its not on me to support these millionaire retards that cant make a movie

>>221812367
Wishbone was kino

>>221809915
They want something to like, not a scene to be part of.

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>>221809915
>>221809931
>gaslighting troons

you spin my head right round right round
when you go down when you go down

>>221812493
He has a guy with a simpler camera to be able to preview shit, right? RIGHT..?

>>221812493
>they don't realize that take was shit because they have to wait until the following day for the film to be developed
they don't realize the take was shit because he's a shit director who isn't paying any goddamned attention to what he's filming or how fucking silly it looks.

the film/digital excuse doesn't cut the mustard; pre-digital directors were managing just fine for over half a century without needing to see every take played back immediately after shooting it. they planned, they prepped, the rehearsed their actors, and the shot a reasonable number of takes for coverage.

>>221809915
the board is called television and FILM
not "movies" you little faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A17oUv0E-N4

they dont know how to make greek mythology kino anymore

>>221812153
This one they can at least say they wanted to make something cool and succeeded at it.
It might be completely retarded but they were going for something and accomplished it.

>>221811887
Probably this desu

>>221812604
>playing the campaign in the middle of the night and chasing kratos across the mediterranean
what a childhood

>>221812153
>1 cut
very nice

>>221812153
Castor & Pollux showing these shitters how it's done

>>221812681
>Poet main villain
>Kino soundtrack
>Fun age up choices
>Neat little side missions giving you god powers and shit
Original AoM was a blessing

>>221811887
This actually makes a lot of sense when you realise *they* want to reduce all your icons, fables and heros into parodies. With the intention of uprooting you from your own history and leaving you demoralised, that way you don't put up much of a fight.

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>>221809465
>Cuz I genuinely don't get how this is so highly rated
>2016 + 10 ( Jesus Christ ten fucking years )
>still don't know that "critics" are just paid shills

>>221811524
Nolan has always been utterly incompetent at directing action

>>221811524
It's honestly worse than bollywood shit.

>>221812096
It's crazy how quickly the attitude in Hollywood filmmaking has changed in just two decades: Seventeen years ago you had Angelina Jolie literally pleading with her insurer and her director to let her do more practical stuntwork on Salt because she was having so much fun doing wirework and fight choreography and working with the stunt crew. They let her do wire walks on the side of a real skyscraper, throw herself out of a helicopter, jump from the top of a moving semi-trailer to another, and basically 90ish percent of all her own stunts in the movie because she insisted, and that was for a dumb action-thriller with a throwaway plot.

Nowadays they struggle to get modern actors to even put on the fucking damned costumes. They all wanna show up on the fucking green screen stage in their fucking gym clothes and let the poor overworked VFX schmucks "fix it in post", and even the veteran crews and actors who should know better (especially on a movie with a third-of-a-billion-dollar budget) are all fucking phoning it in.

>>221812923
I would take RRR over this, yes

>>221812383
teef*

>>221812828
They want all Europeans to be a rootless diaspora like Jews (pre-Israel) and Western blacks.

>>221812925
It'll come back around eventually, it'll have to or the entire industry will curl up and die.

Either hollywood makes the movies that people want to see or the public will make it themselves. It's already happening with videogames.

>>221809465
there is a thread on this board right now about a rando youtuber getting cancelled because he posted the "wrong" opinion about Obsession. you can apply the same logic on people whose livelihood depends on being professional movie critics and it all starts to make sense

>>221809844
Checked and bring back Sheevposting

>>221809041
>HAHAHAHAHA WTF IS THIS?
This is a clip from a movie that has 96% rotten tomato score

>>221813075
its declining?

>>221809041
No need for a spoiler warning, no one here is going to watch it

>>221809041
Question but why the hell was this movie even R rated? I feel like even with a few cuts or edits this could easily have been a PG13 movie. Most of the movie and fight scene was still mostly bloodless and i think the one truly gory scene was just the Cyclops eating the one dude, which again could have been easily been offscreen or something.

>>221813107
Why are you asking?

>>221813107
Yes, but its still too high for what its truly worth

I think the thing i love the most from the movie is the very horror esque depiction of the magic and mythical creatures, especially with the grounded world that feels like magic shouldn't even exist in it.
The Cyclops and the witch pig scene with the body horror actually freaked me the fuck out

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>>221809915
Bad media deserves to perform badly. People who make bad media deserve to be treated badly. People who support bad media because they have been convinced they are supposed to virtue signal against "the chuds" deserve nothing more than goyslop. If you don't understand that, it's because you are actively trying to not understand it

>>221809915
We're being honest because as like it. Being a fan of something doesn't mean pretending everything is good, it means actually trying to understand the medium and holding it to a higher standard

>>221813115
So that Nolan can go on interviews and say "lol it's not for the kiddies, this is le mature movie for serious grownups only"

>>221809041
>Co-directed by Luc Besson

>>221809915
I love movies. I love watching movies. I love praising good movies. I love sharing good movies with people. I'll still actively go to good movies a second time or buy blu-rays and shit.

But loving movies also means calling movies out when they fuck up and hoping that such fuckups don't become a trend.

>>221812493
>>221812569
It actually took 3-7 days for all the dailies because they had to ship them back to LA since there was nowhere else that could properly develop it for them.
>>221812594
You're right however I think he made this far more difficult than it needed to be by combining 70mm and location filming. I have to imagine the movie would be slightly less of a shit show if they'd used 35mm or digital.

>>221809752
I genuinely think that, even if the movie is somehow good.
Hollywood blockbuster industry is fucked. Executives with zero taste churn out slop after slop in conveyor belts, with badly-paid technical crew that can't make a movie look good if their lives depend on making the greyest, dullest shit ever, always. Every big release is filled with bad action, bad acting, bad editing, bad cinematography, bad writing, bad art direction and zero creativity.

A big budget flick by Nolan, an acclaimed director who is one of the main responsibles for the current state of bad action movies, not part of a larger franchise, but not an original IP either, is the perfect "scapegoat movie" to bomb at the box office and make Hollywood bleed. Perhaps they will learn the right lessons this time.
But no, unfortunately we can't have nice things and this movie probably will make a lot of money.

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>>221812339
>conjugate the verb

>>221809583
What compelled Nolan to push anti-white bullshit like this?

>>221813809
you have to africanize your movie if you want to enter it for academy award consideration. he legit thought this slop was worthy to potentially win. hell they might even give him a pity award like sound design or something if he's lucky, since there's no doubt a lot of money being laundered into certain pockets through this one.

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>>221809041
???

>>221813728
It's not the format that's the problem. A director should be able to watch the scene they're filming and say "okay, hold on, those extras in the background are just running around aimlessly" or "hey, you know, this action feels really slow and clunky, let's speed up the choreography a bit"

>>221813809
Wants a BAFTA probably.

>>221813899
A director should not be looking at background extras while shooting a scene

>>221812153
this is retarded but at least you can visually follow what's going on. I swear Nolan hits upward to 10 cuts in 5 seconds in some of the scenes.

>>221809417
You mean the critic score? They will fire you for daring to not like this

>>221811719
>prequels
Oof. What a waste of time. The fights in the prequels were abysmal, especially because of the choreography

>>221809041
looks like simpsons windmill swinging and if you get in the way its your fault with bart and lisa.

>>221812153
The two Titans movies are godlike, fun and well made in my opinion

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>>221809041
kek another character of his that just dies, like that.

>>221809571
Total NEET death.

>>221809041
No way this shit is real come on

>>221809903
>implying reviews were never bought and paid for
NGMI

>>221809465
Judging movie scenes without sound is always retarded. Especially when you look at camrips

>>221814122
Somebody made a website of people recreating this scene. This went viral ages ago. Anybody know what I'm talking about?

>>221814122
i have no idea what you're talking about. somebody dies in the webm in OP? who?

>>221814250
I thought it was Pattison but upon rewatching maybe he's hiding.

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>>221812184
>Barty Crouch….. Junior!

>>221809041
Lmao

>>221814189
>>6196598
>>6196814

>>221812536
>still quoting the wrong song
why are you such a loser little zoomie

>>221813745
Normgroids are literal mindless cattle

>>221813123
nta but when i saw the first screenshot it was at 99%

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>>221809041
This is even worse than the tree scene.
What were they thinking?

it amuses me they fixed whatever they fucked up with phone webms just in time for nolan camrip spam

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>>221812153
I fought him in No Man's Wharf.

>>221809041
This is the worst film I've ever seen. I can only give it 10/10.

>>221814677
based ds2chad

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>>221809041
The weird part is they did a pretty great last part of the Odyssey movie with Fiennes recently and nobody cared. There was no I'll try spinning, it's a good trick scene in that.

Every new reveal is somehow even worse than the previous.

>>221809041
he just wanted to show everyone his new axe.
I don't get the problem.

>>221813941
He should absolutely be paying attention to what's going on in his own shot.

>>221814071
disagree but that's not the point. the point is the amount of time and effort the actors put into the choreography.

>>221814369
top kek

>>221814584
it is a happy coincidence isn't it

>>221809903
>what the fuck is this amateur shit?? how is this getting 10/10s
Buddy Nolan has yet to show he can direct or cut together an action scene in his entire filmography. He can't follow the 180° rule so you have no sense of where anything is or why it's happening. People saw this pathetic nonsense his entire career and continue giving him praise.

I think it's like when you visit old people and they have motion smoothing on, the gamma and contrast all shot to hell, and they can't understand the problem even if you explain it, hell even if you give them an A/B example. That's the average audience.

>>221809915
>wants this art medium to fail
This is the death of the medium. It's not "experimental", it's not "innovative", "visionary" or whatever other dreck adjective you want to stick on it. It's just another blockbuster movie, except it's badly made AND pretentious about it. It's not a fucking Malick movie mate. Where's the "art"?

>>221814819
Exactly. And the fights in the prequels looked absolutely retarded. They shouldn't have wasted so much effort and time to get such a retarded result.

>>221811207
>"Let's go," Odysseus shouted calmly

>>221814886
they cared my dude. they poured their heart & soul into their craft. something modern day actors can't even fathom

>>221812291
Brave, and dare I say stunning.

>>221814071
The choreography, outside of a few regrettable choices like Obi Wan and Anakin's saber spinning shit, isn't actually that bad. Most of why the fights in the prequels are remembered poorly is how they're constantly interrupted with stupid CGI shit. The big fight at the end of Sith would have been kino if it was just the two leads slowly fighting their way down a corridor, music going, some nice long uninterrupted shots. But instead they had to cut in all the stupid bits of them jumping on lava robots and swinging around on wires like a couple of spider monkeys.

>>221812153
That's actually surprisingly cool looking. Actually has weight to it and doesn't have the kid banging his action figures problem that alot of CGI has. They clearly put budget into to it

>>221813941
>a photographer should not look at the background of their photo

>>221809041
>Gasp, a man slowly spinning in a circle

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>>221809089
you sure? lol

>Bow so strong no man other than Odysseus can draw it
>Proceeds to shoot the bow from the hip, 360 no scoping the suitors

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>>221809041
HE'S GOT A STICK!
>YOU IDIOTS! WE'VE ALL GOT STICKS!

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>>221809915
>>221809968
22 posts and nobody posted it

>>221809041
let's beyblade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvylPqGGXcA

Nothing about this movie seems appealing to me, i didn't watch Oppenheimer either.

It feels its mostly just to push his fancy imax cameras. Like a tech demo..

>>221814984
Nolan made a meet the spartans sequel lmao

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>>221812925
Well said Anon

>>221814994
Go back to twitter

>>221814994
Um sweetie, that screencap has been invalidated ever since we made an AI generated MS paint mockery of it, mmmkay

>>221815172
sure but he is also right

>>221809844
Spinning is a good trick.

>>221814994
Post the full quote

"The more I argued with them, the better I came to know their dialectic. First they counted on the ignorance of their adversary; then, when they saw no other way out, they themselves pretended to be ignorant. If you gave them an answer, they capitalized on your astonishment and gained the upper hand by talking down to you. If you cornered them so data-wise that they had no choice but to agree with you in front of onlookers, they would attempt to slip away to another topic, or offer some self-evident truism that had nothing to do with the debate. If you accepted that truism, they would twist it to apply to the original point of contention. If you called them out on this, they would immediately escape by pretending not to understand you at all."

>>221812153
this one gets a hell yeah from me

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>>221811224
This type of shit

>>221809041
I can't stop laughing at this like what the fuck lmao

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>>221811224
The thing where batman spins in a circle and beats up everyone around him

>>221809041
Like a scene out of Anchorman or an SNL skit. Just replace the booming soundtrack and flashing with silence and a giggling audience.

>>221815333
That is cool and clear, you can tell what's going on and the camera follows what needs to be seen.
Also nice trips.

>>221809583
Nolan is a pretentious fag who thinks the Odyssey is the foundational myth for all peoples, not just Europeans. So if everyone is involved, than niggers and jeets need to be in ancient greece chud.

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>>221809041
Why doesn't Nolan just hire stunt men?

>>221809915
The right-wing is in a suicidal death-spiral of neurotic resentment and they will be exploited as the perfect human cattle in the near future once we have Palantir-sponsored pride parades in Iran

>>221811487
This looks like Rings of Power

>>221814760
gonna watch this tonight, it looks great.

And you're right nobody gave a shit, meanwhile this piece of garbage is poised to pull in half a billion.

Fiennes does it for the love, not the money at least, and I'm glad he's able to make stuff like this.

>>221812153
If Nolan's name was on this reddit fags and "critics" would say this was the greatest film of the 21st Century.

>>221809915
the site attracts asshurt people looking to vent, cope and fit in somewhere.

>>221814984
This looks like a Doug Walker Production

>>221809915
PEOPLE WANT WELL MADE GENUINELY ARTISTIC FILMS YOU FUCKING DOLT BAITING FAGGOT CUNT NOT THIS OSCAR BAIT DEI NONSENSE AND YOU KNOW THAT FUCK SAKE

>>221814984
>when you just wanted to conquer Troy and go back home with the boys and you get lost in the wrong hood

>>221809915
Hollywood is an ideologically captured and hostile institution to Western civilization

>>221809465
>Cuz I genuinely don't get how this is so highly rated.
Imagine still thinking that critics are honest or even matter in the slightest.

>>221814984
This scene would sort of make sense if this guy was an established light-hearted comic relief character but it all just comes out of nowhere and looks bizarrely terrible.
It's a not a new thing with Nolan, you get these jarring shots and scenes that take you right out of the film and can't help but wonder how he was satisfied with it.

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A homeless Indian woman vs a Hollywood star actress.

>>221809089
Nigger I saw the movie, yes it is, the ending is fucking dreadful.

>>221815784
Leftist projection is always so funny.

>>221816460
she does look a lot like our gypsies

>>221810025
Your entire worldview comes from grifters who don't give a single shit about you and think you're easily manipulated cattle.

>>221809915
one movie failing doesn't mean we want the entire industry to fail. nice strawman faggot

>>221814677
kek what I thought of too

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>>221816580
I mean...

>>221809915
I love movies and Hollywood needs to die

>>221814986
The Return handled the bow way better (Odysseus stringing it is the best part of the movie)
That movie had its own issues but what ive seen of nolans film, id take it over this one and that film was lower budget.

I have no idea how b budget scifi looking armor was put into this movie. And the action looks rough

>>221811487
i cant get over how bad the armors look
also what the fuck is that made out of, why are they so thick? plastic? styrofoam? probably that hard foam for props

>>221812007
It struck me that this is Hollywood's GTA 6 hail mary moment, they're firing all marketing cylinders on manufacturing a hit to justify the model existing. Problem there is bad as it is, there is organic sizeable demand for GTA underneath the fabricated reported pre-order numbers. This is hollow, at most a curiosity for imax suckers watching the unframed version.

>>221809903
>>221809992
>>221810061
>>221811199

This is a fake astroturf comment

>>221809041
I wish he'd just go back to making original action movies with above-average (for blockbusters) scripts.

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>>221809915
What you have to understand is that the venn diagram of people who genuinely love and enjoy something and people who talk about something a lot online does not overlap - at all. People who genuinely love cinema and love film, or anything for that matter: anime, sports, fucking cookery, don't spend literally hours and hours a day online complaining or arguing about things on Internet messageboards. They spend that time doing what they love and enjoy instead because, it gives them happiness and satisfaction.

You know what the worst thing is? It happens slowly at first but eventually you realise you have become one of those people. You fell out of love with whatever the thing was that brought you here in the first place and have replaced it with a cheap simulacra of that original feeling you were chasing.

>>221816940
Orrrrrrrrrrr maybe movies are just shit nowadays. Fuck you apologist.

>>221816969
PAY
NOLAN
WHAT
HE'S
FUCKING
WORTH