>Heres that Greek Prince I been telling you about bro.
Can we admit that alot of the casting is dog shit? Its not just the ugly black lady.
>>221809702So matt damon does some shit in troy and he has ptsd. During their way home they do some evil shit and he feels like he deserves the suffering. Tom Holland is chasing a red herring. Matt Damon gets home, kills the suitors, he gives the leadership to his son and leaves with his milf.Did I sum it up good?
>>221809712That ugly black lady is disgusting, she's like a monkey in Orientface, absolutely dogshit
>>221809734There's the stuff with the Burn Local and Batman Armor guys which you forgot, but generally yes.
>>221809702>Telymatzos? Who is dis Telymatzos you are speaking of?>me? the name is Benati, okay; I'm not called Hector and definitely not Telymatzos
>>221809712how can you mistake some animal for a lady?
>>221809712Well, of course.Holland looks like a 14 year old who'sbeen on the gear sincehe was old enough to walk; Damon is a charisma vacuum; that octaroon wench, with her face perpetually frozen in a look of mild disgust; the mentally ill, mutilated woman; the slam poetry negro; the Brooklyn car mechanic magically transported to ancient Greeece who just wants to get back to his bahhh.It's all terrible.The casting is terrible.The acting is terrible.The costumes are terrible.The action is terrible.The whole thing is an abomination.
>>221809712Everyone has thought that the entire time man
>>221809702Anyone else just not watching movies starring any of the tomdayas?
>>221809702This whole movie looks like it’s AI generated, like the costumes are so shit that it honestly looks like something that some cheap ass image generator came up with and then put celebrities in generic Greek fantasy outfits.
>>221809702He looks like a swamp dweller cleaned up and still smelling like swamp.
>>221809702>can't even afford polished armor
>>221809702>now let's see Pavlos Alinos' scroll
