>I wish for $1,000,000 in tax free income every year for the rest of my lifeWhy didn't he just say that? Was he stupid?
that would crash the world's economy, start the unrest and possibly a civil war
>>221810283Good.
>>221810283a million a year wouldn't do anything to one person, not even a billion would even a assuming jewish bankers are handling the money
>>221810236I'd wish for an end to racism
>>221810283Damn, he really was stupid
>>221810236I wish I could go back in time and undo all the stupid shit I said and did because of undiagnosed autism.
>>221810361>all white people on earth die from a sudden heart attack
>>221810236>I wish I were a specimen of perfect human health, with no changes to my personality or features, and will be immune from death, accident, murder, permanent harm, or life imprisonment until I reach the age of 100.
I'd just wish to win the lottery but I'd specify that if someone else was supposed to win that night they'd still hit and we'd just split it
>>221810418>only White people are racistlol. lmao even.
>>221810236I'd try to make a wish so that I'd get multiple things in one like I wish I lived like a king meaning you'd get women, power, money etc all in one.
OK. Next year hyperinflation hits and 1 million doesn't buy you a loaf of bread.
>>221810488ur cool bro
>>221810236I am not changing anything the original wish, I just wouldn't act up like a pussy afterwards
>>221810236Cut out the middleman that is money.>Get everything you want for free.
>>221810500According to leftists, yeah. Unironically. That is what they believe.
>>221812504>uhm, sweaty, only people with institutional power can be racistThey implicitly acknowledge the superiority they outwardly deny.
>>221810236Since it has to be spoken out loud, I’m going to assume that the willow won’t work if the wish has lengthy, specific wording like a written contract. If I were Bear, I would’ve had way more questions for the 'customer service' guy regarding the exact rules and usage.
>>221810236I would wish for the exact same thing but I would ask to always get exactly 1 million a year after taxes. Keep IRS off ya
>>221810236You get busted for tax evasion>>221810361You get done in like in American History X>>221810381You do that but then in 20 years you'll realize that you were still at autism level 2 and wish you could go back and undo that stuff, driving you mad>>221810418One guy in canada dies, since he was the only one everyone in the world could agree was 100% white>>221810482You become a perfect plague incubator and kill anyone getting within 100 feet of you, leading to you getting shunned and blasted with water cannons whenever you try and approach humans>>221810488You become the lucky owner of half a million dollars>>221812146You cough before finishing your extremely long and complex sentence leading to your wish turning you into a quivering pile of meat
>>221810236>I wish for mega millions to hit a billion dollars>and when I buy a ticket I am the only one who wins all the money
>>221813032Either they read the words of your wish or your intention behind the wish. >The wordsThen any good person can get fucked over from an innocuous wish>The intentionThen Bear was always an irredeemable bad guy and the story is meaningless
>>221810236it is literally addressed in the movie moron
>>221813250wishing for money is stupid when you could wish for a superpower that gave you money. like, say, teleportation, poof you can teleport anything anywhere and now you make a trillion dollars doing logisitics for the entire planet (also becoming a hero for helping everyone). you can't even get killed because you put a trigger that you teleport into a random secret saferoom the nanosecond anything breaches your skin, or you teleport away leaving any poison that was in your body, or whatever
>>221813325I'd teleport up ur moms ass
>>221813316Not really. The only wishes we see in the movie are from people who didn’t believe or initially know that it was an actual magical artifact. The real question is who or what made them and sold them as cheap novelty items.
>>221813366my moms a dad and now you're sad
>>221810283roughly 50-75 million dollars total over the course of 50-75 years would be fucking peanuts.
I didn't think about it at the time but there's something really funny about how it fucked with the protag's wish to be loved and made it hell on earth with no escape, but straight up dropped a billion dollars in his buddy's room without crushing him under it or anything cruelly ironic to subvert it. The only reason he even died was remembering his friend existed
>>221810236I'd wish that nikki would get fatmaybe her standards would then drop enough to date me, maybe not, but it would be funny
>>221810418i can't wait until all the muzzies and chinks genocide all the abos, jeets, and niggers
>>221813032>specimen of **perfect** human health>>HURR YOU'RE A PLAGUE INCUBATOR
>>221813448Ian died before we got to find out if his would’ve backfired in some way. In the reality of the movie, other people know about the willow and obviously money is the first thing most people would wish for.
>I WISH THAT THE WORLD NEVER EXISTED
>>221810283>only me and my friends get tax free incomenice try mr rothschild
>>221810283Million a year is only 70 million per life
>>221813479You're completely immune to all diseases, but that means that you're a carrier for them if you get exposed, duh.
>>221810283You're a dumb gorilla
>>221810283Lmao the FED prints more than that per day
>>221810236should always wish for infinite wishes
>>221810236>I wish for anyone to obey my commands without questionThere, you just became king of the world, rich, famous, whatever you want.
>>221813639I didn't say "immune from disease". I said specimen of perfect human health. STFU, bozo
>>221810236Realistically you would hire a team of lawyers to craft an airtight verbal contract to form your wish and just read off that
>>221813700>>go to various websites and forums>lel, kys
>>221810361All races except an the sentinel island tribe get eradicated
I wish for infinite wish willows
>>221813751>telling other peoplejust get AI to do it
>>221810236eternal youth is worth more than that.
>>221813528gerontocratic wealth/power hoarding has nothing to do with post-WW2 economic boons - the reality is most of the boomer cohort had access to willows and used their wishes on fabulous riches that they've since spent the last several decades squandering via blackmail
>>221810236ideally if you want money you would wish to win the lottery. it's safer
>>221813734Yeah but that’s why you always ask questions since in the universe of Obsession, there’s an actual customer service line you can call. "Can the willow read my mind as to what my actual intentions are, or does it have free rein to interpret my wording and grant my wish as it sees fit?”
>>221813818These are things you can’t do per the official website created for the movie:>Cannot grant wishes involving time manipulation, resurrection, immortality, or creating more One Wish Willows™.
>>221813734You will never get sick, ill, injured or even mildly slowed down from a 50 drink hangover, but the willow interpreted that as it being OK to be immune to every pathogen but not able to completely clear it. Keep in mind we're talking the same wish granter that turned a girl into a retarded psycho because a guy wished she loved him, so if anything I was being generous
>I wish that all people of [X background] or above 10% ancestry in [X background] get transported to a parallel Earth>this parallel Earth is exactly the same as ours, except any person not of [X background] has an identical copy of themselves, simply as NPCs>the vast majority of these NPCs will do literally whatever [X background] people want and offer no resistance to their plans>people on Earth prime get a one-way view into [X background] parallel Earth, and get to decide whether to detonate it after 20 years
>>221813944>>221813844You were being petulant, and I put more thought into my wish than Bear did.
>>221814100Sure, but you still don’t know for sure how it will be interpreted assuming the willow can’t read your mind.
>>221813032>You do that but then in 20 years you'll realize that you were still at autism level 2 and wish you could go back and undo that stuff, driving you madI'm a mild level 1 actually, but it was still enough to fuck shit up. I was also worried the ripple effects would bring about the apocalypse, so at least there's that.
