>>221810496
ANOTHER LITTLE PIECE OF MY SHART

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A customer once bought this and I said
>ah, Bonnie Tyler's favourite wine
What followed was about 5 seconds of awkward silence till the penny dropped and they fucking guffawed their shit off

>>221810496
It was so weird, I thought about this song for the first time in a solid decade exactly a week before she died. I thought she was already dead when I went to look it up on Youtube.

looks like my mum

>>221811228

EVVAH NAH AN THEN I FALL APAHT
With that mega cringy attempt to imitate Janis Joplin's smokey voice.
Give me a place to stand and a hammer big enough and I will smash every media or drive download in existence.
Betty Davis Eyes is about as good as she can do.

>>221811114
for what it's worth anon, this brought a smile to my face.
you keep telling them slightly-contrived puns, friend <3

>>221810496
This morning at the train station, I saw a presumably mentally challenged guy it might've been an FtM, very short and kind of had the look singing along to this while blasting it max volume from his phone. Worst singing I've ever heard. Seeing and hearing him made me wonder if he had been introduced to the song through her death and also to what extent this dude should actually go out unsupervised. More importantly it finally answered a question I've pondered for years: "What happens if you start singing very loudly in a train?
Turns out absolutely nothing happens.

>>221811787
You can't blame Bonnie Tyler, an 80s musician, for the crazy troons you encounter today.

>>221810496
AND I NEED YOU NOW TONIGHT
>THIS SUMMER
AND I NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER
>PARAMOUNT PICTURES INVITES YOU

In my head every time I hear this song

>>221811896
A lot of old songs don't sound right without either that movie trailer narrator or the guy from the greatest love song collection commercial.

>>221812042
This is the movie trailer refined to an Americlap artform:

https://youtu.be/4s0M6LlqBNc

I fucken need you more than ever

>>221811787
I had a guy who was half mulatto half Mexican who'd cycle through bone thugs n Harmony, DMX, and Method Man every day. He wore these clunky headphones and would just prattle along to his music autistically.
It became oddly endearing after a couple months, I hope that fag got some kind of tech degree and is doig alright.