>>221810598local status?
>>221810598crust status?
LMAO
One of the few real ones in Hollywood.
>>221810647Burned.
>>221810598Why was it in the water? Did they just shoot most of this movie on a beach so they didn’t have to bother with real sets?
>>221810598İt has to be exhausting trying to pretend to be this rugged hardcore bloke all the time
>ice cold waterAs Greece is known for.
>>221810598I'd expect nothing less from the toughest actor
>>221810598Nolan's INSPIRED rendition of the horse really puts into perspective how stupid the whole premise is. Even in the poem where they more or less have a horse on wheels pointed at the city gate, the implication of a giant wooden sacrificial animal would run a significant risk of being torched where it stood. The idea of bringing it inside is extremely suspect. Nolan's version makes clear the whole thing is a practical impossibility. If they built a giant horse out of ship wood and filled it with troops, it would sink in the sand and almost certainly break when moved, if the trojans somehow convinced themselves to move it inside.
>>221810720As you can see from the costumes and sets, it's all about realism.
>>221810731The bronze age was only a short while after the last ice age, idiot.
>>221810666Busted oh Lord Satan
man he says they were stuck in the horse with people drowning and covered in piss and shit and somehow managed to make those scenes confusing and boring too
>>221810758I didn't see any mammoths.
>>221810758For some people, others had to wait for scurvy riddled Portuguese sailors to move them from the stone age right into the iron age
>>221810598>Nolan made him Freeze Global™Based Nolan. Still not watching his film though.
Apparently test audiences disliked how there were so many guys hiding in the horse, they believed Jon B would have been enough to infiltrate Troy and didn't need a bunch of lames that need babysitting.
>>221810731Its called acting. He had to act like it was nice and warmNOLAN CANT BREAK HIM
>>221810598>LEMME TELL YA SUMTHIN CHRIS
>>221810598>Jon Bernthal was in the horse partially submerged in ice cold water & shivering Does this mean that Big B was…freezing globally?
>>221810753The idea of a Trojan Horse sounds stupid now, but before anyone knew what a Trojan Horse was, it was a pretty good plan. Especially when you consider that they were probably losing like 5x the amount of soldiers on the battlefield every day than they would if the Trojans figured it out and burned them.But yeah you should obviously put it on wheels and make it stand on all fours so it doesn't tip over and jostle you and your buddies around. Anyone who would build the horse STANDING UP would be a huge fucking idiot. Once again we face the age-old problem of a stupid person (Nolan) making decisions for a smart character (Odysseus) and it doesn't make Nolan look smart, it makes Odysseus look retarded.
>ice cold waterThey shot in Sicily, Greece and Morocco in spring/summer
>>221810758How about the after ice age, hunter gatherer age? It wasnt that cold during the Greek era, but it wasnt as hot as it is right now either
>>221810598Why was he submerged in ice cold water? What purpose did it serve? I'm guessing it was hot in the horse, but if that was the case surely the ice cold bath would be nice.
>>221810598Ah! Now for how it actually went>I'M FUCKING FREEZING LOCALLY HERE CHRIS DO SUMTIN'
>>221810794>he didn't watch the IMAX versionI bet you even missed the epic scientifically accurate (feathered and harmless) T-rex cameo.
ICE INTERNATIONAL
>>221810995>? What purpose did it serve?To make sure none of the other dudes got sleepy inside the horse. If any of them had taken even a 5 minute nap, Big B would have been honor bound to slaughter them right then and there
>>221810598YO DONNIE
Burn locas broz, we won!
So were the other actors in the same situation or was Bernthal the one who shouldered their icy pain?
>>221810923The smart thing for the Trojans to do would be to assess the situation for a few days and scout around to see if the greek fleet is lurking just out of view.
>>221811160The others were pissing from above in an attempt to warm the water. Including Chris.
>>221810768What's with all these POV shots from the film hitting the Internet? Is it a movie or a tiktok trend?
bernthbuck status = unbroken
>>221811163Well they don't have a copy of the book like you do so they aren't as smart as you, the omnipotent reader. It would've been smarter not to start a war over some dumb broad but here we are.
>>221810598you think he's trying even harder after michael mann told him he sucks?
>>221810598you can tell he grew up on the streets hooping with the urban locals
>>221810859I can think of something
>>221810598Now that's a man's man right there. They just don't make 'em like they used to anymore.
>>221810598Nolan literally dodged a bullet right there. I don’t know why people would work with that tough nigger
>>221811160He was holding them all up above his head like Ishikawa Goemon
>>221811163Isn't that what they literally do in the original version of the story? Not sure which version I read as a child, but it literally said they left the horse standing outside the gates for a few days while sending scouts out to spot remaining greeks before taking it inside and celebrating the victory.
>>221810598is burn local man really just IRL Shane, because that sounds like something shane would say.
>>221810598Imagine making such an idiotic design decision just because you wanted to reference Planet of the Apes for some reason.
>>221810758The bronze age was a warm period.
>>221811403Any more questions smart guy?
>>221810753Imagine explaining the immigration crisis and how it came to be to an ancient person. And what their judgment of our rationality and intelligence would be.
>>221812568Who are the guys in the power ranger armor?
>>221810598
>>221810859>[head rubbing intensifies]
They were lucky his local body heat didn't make the water boil turning it into a bronze horse. Stay True, Burn Local.
>>221810598This guy is such an embarassing loser
>>221812663Probably Bulgarians
fuck chu kno bout the odysee esse?
>>221811160none of them were man enough to burn local, Nolan was trying to global freeze him for Domestic's sake
>>221812640>Well first we gave women men's jobs and they all stopped having children, so instead of having them stop working and start having kids again we imported 30 million dark skinned foreigners
>>221811403Jimmy B is the guy who types "yall" and wears a pair of irish setter redwings with a L.L Bean flannel
>>221810598SHILL THREAD>SHILL THREADSHILL THREAD>SHILL THREADSHILL THREAD>SHILL THREADSHILL THREAD>SHILL THREADSHILL THREAD>SHILL THREADSHILL THREAD>SHILL THREADSHILL THREAD>SHILL THREADSHILL THREAD>SHILL THREADSHILL THREAD>SHILL THREADBUY A FUCKING AD
>>221810598Nolan tried to freeze him global but the local inside him burned stronger than any icewater
>>221810598Damn... that's a tough guy alright. Sounds like he grew up in the projects. Truly enlightening actor of the ages.
M'ASK YOU SUMFIN CHRIS, YOU THINK YOU CAN BREAK ME HUH?ICE AIN'T THE SAME AS IT WAS BEFORE
>CHILL COASTAL
>>221810598"Chris, m'ask you sumthin....you burn local?'
>>221810727It’s probably more exhausting to wake up and do the Harry Potter accent every day, yet bongs manage just fine
Actors are such faggots
>>221810598Freeze International
>>221810956You calling him a liar, Hoss? Because he’s unhinged. He’s a loose cannon. One of the real ones.
>>221810901Lemmeaskyousumn bros… not like this
>>221810758>the last ice age>calling anyone retardYou are the retardFor reference we are still living n an ice age
>>221810598Why does Bernthal feel so forced and inauthentic while Arnie felt so authentically himself at all times?
>>221813946one is riddled with insecurity and tries to hide it. The other is secured in his riddles and hides nothing
>>221813946>tfw your character rolls 20 strength and 20 charisma
>>221813974Except the spawn of the maid. Dios mio!
>>221814041Genuinely don't understand why he would do that? Was he just so drunk he confused her with his wife? She was el goblina tier
>>221810598true method actor i salute this man
>>221814089probably it was just a correctional rape for misfolding his laundergarments
>RRRIIIAAGGGIIIUUUUSSSSS>AIN'T LIKE IT WAS>THESE BIG GUY? THESE SUITS>BAM THERE'S AN ARROW>THAT'S HIS LUNGS>THAT'S HIS HEART>HOW'S HE STILL WALKIN?
why is he comically tryharding being a tough guy 24/7 lol
>>221814331He ain't "tryin" ya' knucklehead. He's tougher than nails and you wouldn't say that shit to his face when you're on the hoops court. Get ya' shit pushed in like the punk ya' are!-nickSent from my iPhoneSemper Fi
>>221810598I bet he napped inside the horse.
>>221810598He's a real one
Why didn't they film in Greece?
>Ice cold water>For a film about traveling away from homeFreeze Global bros, where we at?
WOULD A NORMAL PERSON STILL CRAWL AROUND AFTER GETTING AN ARROW IN THE HEELSWHY ARE YOU STILL MOVING ACHILLES??
>>221813332Underrated.
“We’re out there shooting this scene, and these are all stunt guys that I used to f*** with on The Punisher. I know all these guys.”Then Bernthal spotted somebody unfamiliar charging at him.“Now there’s this guy running at me with these fing dreadlocks. I’m like, ‘Who’s this fing clown?’”“Sure enough, he just throws a f***ing right hand. I felt it cut my face.”Bernthal immediately swung back.“If he’s gonna take a swing at me, I’m gonna take a swing at him… so I just like wabow and I hit him with this right hand.”After the scene ended, the man walked up and hugged him.“He goes, ‘Yo dog, you a real one, man, you a real one.’”Then Bernthal noticed police officers chasing him before the guy suddenly ran off.“He just happened to be running by and was like, ‘Yo, I’m gonna go knock that motherf***er out on TV“
>>221814089When you’re on a tren cycle you would dry fuck a splintered knot of wood. Dude had test gushing from the ears and saw the maid bent over a counter and went caveman. It’s like a frenzied sexual emergency
>>221810647he burned a bit of the horse to stay warm
>>221810598what a chill guy
>>221810598I like how this guy’s profession is something that children do and yet he insists on pretending he’s a real tough guy. Notice how he’s the only one ever telling these stories about himself too
>>221810598Nolan, my bronze tan is crumbling
>>221810598i wonder if the average person who never worked on a movie realizes that these little "cool" stories that get told about actors doing this and that during their time on movie sets are a invention and part of marketing
>>221810598and thats what burning local is all about
LMAO what a performative faggot. All actors have taken it up the arse, by the way. All of them.
FREEZEGLOBAL
>>221810598Still not gonna watch it
>>221812663It's what the soldiers of Troy are dressed in for some reason. I really have no idea what the plan is behind the costuming in this film. The armor all looks like foam board.
>>221813946I'm pretty sure Bernthal is just a dork but /fit/.
>achilles>ACK heeliesbravo, Homer.
>Burns local>Forced to freeze global while shooting the trojan horse scene
>>221811104>tfw it's 3pm and you yawn
>>221810995Nolan was trying to make him freeze global (he failed)
Hes a small guy
>>221815738It's a cold world for the soul that burns hot...
>>221810598is this how they treat straight white men in hollywood now?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov0MKuyJfg&ra=m
>>221815203But he had a wife. Why didn't he just fuck her?
Just woke up from a 1.5h napHow do you like that, lil jonny? Huh tough guy? Froze global in my bed, too. Fuckin punk
>>221815829>*rubs head in shame*Lemmetellyousomethangrig, I woulda born burns localized on my bodeh ratha than dis shame, knowi'msayin?
>>221810598he was in the ass of the horse?
>>221810923>>221811163>>221811400in the original work the whole plan actually makes perfect sense. the greeks do a whole song and dance of pretending they're finally up and leaving (which after a decade of failing to take troy wouldn't seem that strange) and they pretend that they're building the horse as an effigy to the gods to grant them safe passage back home. This is something which evidently at the time would have seemed quite reasonable. The trojans then take the horse in explicitly out of spite, because to their mind doing so would fuck the greeks over on their way home. The odyssey is a well written story
>>221810753I thought Troy handled this well by having Paris actively suggest burning it and them having a coversation about it even if they decided not to. The audience was going to think of it so if someone in the film does as well it's at least acknowledging the idea
>>221810598NOT THE ICE WATER
>>221810647Ashes to ashes.
>>221811303
>>221810598I'm just glad this shit movie has a real one in it like Jonny Bernadelli. Y'know, a real man's man, straight outta Little Italy, Sicilian family, a dawg who burns local for his community even when he's out grinding on set. Someone who knows his roots and where he's from.
Man I hate this faggot so much.
>>221810720>Why was it in the water?They sailed the horse into Troy, duh.
>>221810753Pure fucking cringe. Its not a documentary and it won't change what you like.
>>221814089wanted a heir, and he succeeded
>>221810753The Trojan priest tells everyone it's obviously a trap then one of the gods sends a snake to bite him. So once he dies the Trojans go oh that means its not cursed and our priest was a retard.
>>221810598Why would any actors actually be in the horse though? It's a movie, it's not real.Why would actors who are pretending to be hiding in a horse and by very necessity should not be visible in any scene prior to the reveal of them exiting the horse, actually be in the horse at any point prior to that exit?It would be like filming a scene in a war movie where a destroyed tank is on fire, and actually putting the actors in the tank.
>>221816117She wasn’t around, she was tired, she won’t cup his balls, there’s a million reasons why he may have the point is that he did
>>221810647Frozen
>>221812640>And what their judgment of our rationality and intelligence would be>ηιγγα we just played The Assemblywomen all summer, didnt you pay attention or something? are you ρεταρδεδ?
>>221810598Badass.
>>221810598I don't believe this happened
>>221810666
>>221820510But he already had a son??
>>221810753Didn't they have to take down some of the wall just to fit it?
>>221810901He wasn't freezing. They couldn't break him.
>>221811223I hope Bam doesn't read this he'd be so jealous.
>>221810647It’s not looking good anon. He was freezing in that Horse. Plus the film was shot globally. Greece, Italy, Iceland, Morocco, Scotland, Malta and Los Angeles. I hate to say it, but my diagnosis? He was freezing globally.
