>>221811247
Fisting

>>221811247
If youre at least half white or over 6 foot, yes.
Fisting.

>>221811247
I've seen her stick a finger up her pooper

>>221811247
Fisting.

>>221811586
Really?

>>221811586
Sure, buddy

>>221811247
first she fucked her brother in that coffee ad and now this
what a slut

I'm getting deja vu from this thread

>>221811586
Proof?

>>221811247
I don't understand
She was the one who started flirting with him and continued to do so for the whole scene
Now she's suddenly scared or upset when he asks to hang out with her more after work? What did she expect?

>>221811586
I watched her suck a dick

>>221811247
>Movie about a pornstar having to choose between an old ugly hag who is terrible or a cute underage girl who is sweet
>gets with the underage girl
>infinite awards
How can movies like this even be made in [current year]?

>>221813924
There's much you don't know about women.

>>221813924
She liked the attention so she encouraged it. At the end she realized the result of her actions. She didn't think things through

>>221814131
any woman that wears bright red lipstick is looking to get plapped
this is known

>>221811247
This girl, Suzanna Son, married her much older Filipina (thats -a not -o) agent, named Ana Bedyao. This Ana Flip lady took her last name. Wild.

>>221814264
What the fuck

>>221814264
Wild.

>>221814264
She also had an onlyfans of her getting fucked by her then boyfriend and her sucking some old fat guy's tiny dick on his amateur porn site

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>>221813924
>She was the one who started flirting with him
>Now she's suddenly scared
>What did she expect?
Anon…

>>221814496
She owes him sex

>cute female coworker
>chats me up all the time
>laughs even at my shit jokes
>puts her hands on me some times when she talks to me when we are alone, never when somebody else is around.
>says she is "single" several times to me, i never asked.
>never ask her out or something because i figure she is just being nice or is trying to turn me in a simp.
>get a better job offer and take it
>will never see her again when i'm gone
>say to myself, fuck it, ask her out for a drink
>her face physicaly shows disgust and she says "i just got out of a relationship and i'm not looking for a new one"
>ignores me for the rest of the time i spend at that company.

I'm happy i asked her out, because at least i had confirmation that my intuitions where right on the mark.

>>221815006
You got rejected so obviously they weren’t right on the mark kek what are you talking about. You mistook workplace nicety for flirting, it’s happened to all of us at least once but at least you’re not letting it get you down, that’s the actual important part.

>>221815006
Maybe she was into you only because it meant she would get to cheat on her boyfriend with a work husband?

I love women.

>>221815006
Did you just get here from the 1950s? You were supposed to fuck her silly in the office storeroom, girls don't go out on dates any more

>>221815006
i’ve slept with half of my work wives and my work wives have exclusively been the women i’ve had sex with
the newest one started flirting harder this past week.
i’m tired, boss

This thread is nothing but europoors and south americans if you were wondering

>>221813924
women like flirting because it makes them feel good about themselves. the idea that someone wants them is very flattering, and they like being able to have a big effect on men. this is why you should always be careful and not assume a woman flirting with you means she actually wants to hook up, for most of them it's just an ego thing.
actually having to go hang out with some older creep who gets up to god knows what is a totally different ball park.

>>221815445
A friend of mine is a event planner, who does work for a lot of company events.
And after watching these coworkers, who where all maried, always hooking up with each other at these company parties, he decided he never wanted to date a woman who worked in a office.

>>221815500
And?
Who gives a fuck?

>>221815006
>>221815087
She was using him as a "coworker flirt" to entertain herself, the moment he asked her out it got serious and she shat her pants because women are cowards because she most likely had a boyfriend this whole time. In general NEVER date anyone from work - women are completely aware of sexual assault/harassments hysteria and how it is treated in corporate environment, so they will fish for an opportunity to falsely accuse someone of inappropriate behavior. They cry rape, then go to boss office and say they'll sign non-disclosure for a raise.

>>221813924
clearly you and none of the people who replied to this watched the movie. do yourselves a favor and watch it. kino.

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>>221814496
Don't be sweet and friendly with me if you're not interested in me!

>>221811247
I would lock up because the donut order i had spent the last 10 minutes rehearsing in my head that i'm already embarrassed enough about at having to ask for in person was cut off by her announcing her name. after stammering for a few moments i'd apologize then leave empty handed and spend the trip home imagining our life together.

>>221815006
You were a backup but she found a better backup just before you asked her out
Simple as

>>221815766
this is why women stopped being nice to ugly men btw, it's impossible for them to just be friendly without it being misconstrued as flirting

>>221811247
I would bust a fat nut in her young mouth

>>221815811
>I'll have four glazed, four chocolate iced, and four custard
>okay
>actually, can you make that two custard and two boston cream?
>BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE

>>221814440
>things that never happened
yea ok broski

>>221811247

would a teenage girl in the 2010s really know NSync songs by heart?

>>221815087
his intuition was he was just being nice or looking for a simp.
he asked her out as an just in case I'm wrong.
his intuition was right.

>>221815500
Not enough ebonics being spoken for your taste?

>>221815737
whats the name of the movie?

>>221813924
you've got to constantly bamboozle women with never ending mind games to keep their bird brains from switching from "I'm having fun yay!" to "omg this guys going to rape me(which both terrifies and arouses me)".
Being direct never works, he should have hinted at him doing some activity and she should come along then left.

>>221816408
Red Rocket

>>221816421
>so I'm gonna go wait at your apartment and rape you later tonight. You're welcome to join me if you'd like. See ya!

>>221813962

shes a lesbian.

>https://erothots.co/video/fkdhkpzx/suzanna-son-first-blowjob/

>>221817611
now, but earlier...

>>221816599
does she bang a dog

she literally looks like TLOU Sarah with some lipstick

>>221811247
I'd tell him to buzz off and leave me alone. My virginity is sacred.

Hiw central is his drug dealing to tge movie? Im still sad the government ruined weed and i have to work.

>>221817658
That is the worst bj video I've ever seen.

>>221818097
yeah compared to all the gay porn you watch it must be underwhelming

>>221813885
>>221812840
>>221812808
look up the actress name on simpcity, she sticks a finger up her ass alongside other pure activities like getting cum on her face and sucking a dick

>>221813924
Unless there's more to this scene than the clip, you make it sound like way more open carefree flirting is happening than there really is. All she says is "call me strawberry" before you know it there's red flags popping off left & right. Guy got way too demanding for information (red flag. simps/incels reading this: don't put women on the spot. they're much more comfortable with you if you let them offer information without solicitation), and the camera cut when she reveals age is done with a purpose, his vibe change to the age reveal = decent sized red flag.
She spends all day practicing her cheery jibber jabber game with customers and knows she has the power to bless a man's day. Her goal is to harness this and learn how to be able to do so in ways that aren't overly mistaken for aggressive flirting with the various emotional states she encounters in a shift. She's more being a shining light in her community than she is "flirting" is my read.

>>221816421
>then left.
lookin' good ladies!

>>221818149
I dont know the film or actresses name, but thank you.

>>221818387
Suzanna Son

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She fucks on 1st date.

>>221816018
just be polite and courteous, don't try and be my friend

>>221818503
wasnt the guy actor also a gay porn star in his past?

>>221818315
shining light your fat ass, she’s flirting to get her way. You are actually really fucking stupid to pretzel warp this situation into anything else. Ask somebody nearby to tape mittens onto your hands, for your own safety, you extreme case of a fucking retard. Or maybe I should respond in a way someone like you can understand. Ha-huuurrrrrrf durrrf, duh duh fahbbbbbb

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>>221818503
>movie has a happy ending
thanks anon

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>mfw I get around my psychological hang-up of being terrified letting chicks know I think they're attractive by telling them they look "cool" or something about them looks "cool"

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>>221818503
>look daddy I'm acting!

>>221818557
I think he used to jerk off on camera.

>>221811247
Am I the guy or the girl? Depends on that.

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high-school and middle-school girls are horny
its up to you to make the right decision(say no) when they try to interact with you

>>221819123

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_consent_in_North_America

>>221814496
It's not the rejection, it's the "immediately acting cold and awkward and going over to gossip about it to your manager"

>>221819166
Time for a quick visit to Tijuana.

>>221818315
Nigga he called her by her nametag name and she said
>actually you can call me strawberry haha :) my friends call me that ;P
she can be nice without flirting and without saying her nickname to this random stranger

>>221819198
Ask Bobby Lee where the best spots are

>>221818503
Why did she do it?

>>221819229
That coward'll just deny it.

>>221819233

he was initially more interesting than her high school boyfriend, but she gradually comes to realise he is a broke loser

>>221816099
There is a simple solution to this tomfoolery. Decisiveness. Try thinking about what donuts you would like to purchase. Once you are sure, approach the counter and ask for them.

>>221818315
Stop commenting on human behavior

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>>221813924
Womens are the niggers of the genders
They LOOOOOVE to fuck around, but they think they'll never ever ever get to find out
That was flirting but you can apply the same in women violence, women mind games, women economics.
This video is the exact same as the OP's flirting

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>>221819166
>age of consent 16 here
>24 y.o friend fucks a 16 y.o
>girls parents call the cops and he goes to jail
i dont understand these laws

>>221811247
I’m around a lot of high school girls and college aged girlies every week. I actually think it’s super creepy if older guys to go after them. They like the attention of older guys that they like but they’re at a very confusing state of life.

>>221819456
>I’m around a lot of high school girls and college aged girlies every week.
Let me guess, restaurant work?

>>221819431
sometimes there are caveats like "age of consent is 14, but only if the other party isn't more than 17" or "age of consent is 16 unless you are in a position of power in her life like teacher/coach, etc" or shit like that
It's never flat out one liner and you are good
Read the fine print in your district nigga it can save your life

>>221819498
imagine a movie called district nigga but instead of alien fuel its lean and if you touch it your turn into a nigger

>>221819456
>I actually think it’s super creepy if older guys to go after them.
Good thing that neither the young girl's pussies nor the old guy's dick care about your opinion and they keep pairing

>>221819456
what's wrong with a 30 year old hooking up with a 22 year old? he's not trying to marry her

>>221819533
the only wrong things are his feelings

>>221819557
wdym? what's wrong with fucking nubile pussy if she wants him too

>>221819484
No I do some community work and mentor some of them. Navigating college isn’t easy. But yeah it’s creepy as fuck for old dudes to go after them.

>>221819578
nothing wrong with that
i'm pointing that non said "I think it's super creepy"
Most likely because he can't get that young pussy and old farts hitting on the girls can

>>221819456
>>221819557
>>221819583
this is such a stupid argument. when I was 29-30, I was in a relationship with a 45 year old single mom. who cares? some of the best sex I've ever had. age isn't a big deal between adults

This movie is fucking great by the way. Sean Baker's best. Looks stunning too.

>>221819666
I really enjoyed Anora so that's an impressive compliment

>>221819456
Why are you gay?

>>221819666
Does the girl shows tits or gets fucked? This is the only thing I care about after seeing the OP tease.

>>221815087
Jesus Christ you can't fucking read

>>221819622
Yeah becuase you’re two really old people already by that point. Age really doesn’t matter once you’re like 30+. You know it’s old becuse it’s the age a lot of millennials cope at about still being like they’re 25 or something.

>>221811247
>18 in 3 weeks
Granny

>>221819828
>30
>really old
you gotta be like 18. most people don't even fully hit their stride until their 40s and 50s. that's when you're at your peak intersection between intellect, experience, wisdom, ambition, earnings, etc.

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>>221819198
If it wasn't for the cartels Mexico could be an economic power house selling Latina cunny to the world

>>221813924
If you're in that situation and you're that far in, you need to throw out a callous remark and break off, if she is actually interested she will chase and show interest at that point. Women don't want to feel like a piece of meat for a stranger to be waiting for. They're instinctually pathological narcissists, you have to think like what a pathological narcissist would desire or be bothered by.

>>221820074
an actual narcissist wouldn't be offended or scared about asking what time they get off work

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>>221819743

yes, but watch the movie without your cock in your hand and you will be surprised. Simon Rex deserved an Oscar nomination.

>18 in three weeks? Okay, then I'll start calling you strawberry in 3 weeks then, Raylee. Seeya.
r8 my bantz, lads

>>221813981
>grow up and take care of a woman your age and build a life together
>fuck a dumb teenager and be ostracized by anyone with a degree of self respect
you could easily make this movie today

>>221818054
It's extremely central to the plot

>>221813924

Something that a lot of 4chan doesn't understand is that not all flirting is done with the goal of sexual contact. It's more than the hyper literal, autistic mind can fathom but many people, especially women, will flirt for fun, to build their confidence, to show off for other women, to test what they capable of, etc.

>>221819456
what about a 35 year old hooking up with a 15 year old?
unironcally

>>221820936
foid post

>>221819456
How about instead of chastising the older man or lady, and indirectly chastising the young person by making it out as if they're a victim being preyed upon, you actually withhold those assumption laden judgements until you see actual indications of any kind of fishy or harmful behavior beyond just the absurd assumptions of 'hurrr old person and younger person = automatically bad'? How about empowering and guiding the young person with knowledge and after that letting them make their own decisions in their life instead of trying to impose your choices and thinking onto them?

>>221821165
have you seen the movie? it doesn't work out too well for him

>>221821389
t. groomer or loser who can only fuck teenagers

>>221819456
>they’re at a very confusing state of life
they never grow out of it, anon

>>221821529
>loser can only fuck attractive young women

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>>221813924
>What did she expect?

>>221811247
I'd do the responsible thing, and come back in three weeks.

Girls under 21 are insufferable to the point where it actually makes it difficult to find them attractive. Theyre still in retard high school mode.

23-26 is the sweet spot.

>>221821723
this
I have a 20 year old trainee at my job, and talking to her is pure agony

>>221821501
thanks, won't be seeing it then, I don't like anti-teenfuck propaganda

>>221821723
...what about 22 yo chicks?

>>221821723
>Theyre still in retard high school mode.
200 years ago a 12yo was ready to marry and take on the house
That "retard high school mode" doesn't exist, it's made up, and if you don't fight it back it'll just keep growing and growing
Imagine having that mentality that a women is ready at fucking 26 to date/fuck/marry
50 years down the line it'll be 29
100 years down the line it'll be 33 grazing reproductive uselessness

>>221819319
True. Only retarded and indecisive (weak) men otherwise known as bitches encounter this problem

>>221819428
What was her problem bros?

>>221821529
>t. can't read, likely mentally ill
Your trauma responses aren't reality. You should learn to read and get therapy instead of lashing out at imagined ghosts.

>>221819456
Fucking faggot lmao
Women have literally enjoyed the attention and affection of men older than them for all of humanity. Age gap relationship have always been equally as common as same age relationships. How about you shut the fuck up and let adults do what they want?? How does it affect you, personally? Gaylord

>>221819913
True. If you have sex with a woman befor menopause youre literally a pedofile and a certified SICK FUCK

>>221822155
Already pointed out
Women's entitlement to not having consequences. A reasonable men would take a minor humilliation instead of a whoop-ass.

>>221820168
Jonah level

>>221822292
Fuck, I need more time...

>>221821018
And?
Of course I understand that, but there is an inherent implication that flirting can lead to more because that's the primary purpose of it, numbnuts. Don't be shocked when he whips out his 4incher because you were asking for it, bitch

>>221822234
after reading wikipedia, do you have webm of the dancing in red bikini scene

>>221811247
I had sexual relations with a 14 yo girl when I was 18. Based or cringe?

>>221819913
30 is old.
At 35 a women have little chances to getting a kid, massively declining more after every year.
Just because we pushed the life expectancy to 85 doesn't mean you are not old.
30s to 40s is the beggining of the end for the body.
regenerative cell count drops, grey hair sets in, etc etc.
You can keep amassing intellect, experience, wisdom, ambition, earning throughout your life, but do note that you didn't even mention anything physical:
The physical peak is about 30. By 40 every single athlete is retired.
But it's ok if you dodged that part, because you know it's true so you didn't even wanted to go there

>>221822234
Cute couple
Hope they have a happy ending
But I doubt it because according to the other webm in this thread, she put out like a whore on the first date in the back of a pick up and that's not the kind of woman you marry or put kids into
Imagine having to tell your firstborn that he was concieved 3 hours after you met her mother, after you took her to a sleezy stripclub, and then pumped her cunt in the back of a ford F150
That's how you conceive an eliot rodger type guy

>>221822392
>every single athlete is retired by 40
this is just stupidly untrue. and I didn't mention physical achievements because that's not how most people define their actual peak in life, although it can be a contributing element
you sound like the type of kid who got doctor's notes to skip gym class

>>221822434
No it's not dumbdumb
Name one athlete over 40 who is still in the competitive scene

>>221822387
Based
Even retarded faggots have to admit that's barely an age gap using their own logic
>S-SHE'S ONLY 19! SHE'S BASICALLY A CHILD. THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A 19 YEAR OLD AND A 15 YEAR OLD
>WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE BOTH TEENAGERS?
>RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT'S TOO MUCH THAT'S TOO MUCH OF A DIFFERENCE
World is fucked man

>>221822434
>this is just stupidly untrue
>Major Team Sports: Athletes in leagues like the MLB and NBA often step away around age 29.5, while NHL and NFL players typically retire between 27.6 and 28.2 years old
>High-Impact & Individual Sports: Tennis players average 27 years old, and track and field athletes average 32 years old. Meanwhile, sports that demand extreme flexibility and impact joints, such as gymnastics, see athletes routinely retire in their early-to-mid twenties
> The typical NBA career lasts only about 4.5 to 5 years. Many players enter the league in their early twenties and retire before the age of 30 if they don't secure long-term contracts.
>stupidly untrue tho!

>>221822366

just watch the fucking movie

>>221822434
It’s old no matter how you spin it. Most guys are balding by then, and women hit the wall. It’s why 30s dating is the beginning of hell. Simply becuase of the lack of attractive people. If I’m finding only a small handful of women over 30 attractive, it just be awful for women who are even more shallow about attraction, but that means they’ll settle which is a big LOL.

>>221819913
>>221822434
Here's a desperate 38 years old still thinking he hasn't reach "his peak"

>>221822555
no

>>221822475
Glover Teixeira recently won a light heavyweight title in the most physically taxing sport there is. Chris Sale is almost 40 and is one of the best pitchers in baseball. Messi and Ronaldo are still among the best.
>>221822531
>parroting averages when anon was dumb enough to say "every single"
>>221822556
it's old. your 30s are on the cusp of middle age. but it's not "really old." precision of language is important
>>221822599
I'm 34 and I know I haven't reached my peak. I gave up a $130k+bonuses/yr career to go back to school, get a professional degree, and earn 3x+ as much

you guys must be neets who don't try to accomplish anything if you think your 30s is the end of the road. that's such insane doomerism that you can't be anything other than extremely young and naive, or an older neet (also naive)

>>221822327

Your post belies your not understanding of what I said.

>>221822646
>I'm 34 and I know I haven't reached my peak
Your physical peak is over and behind you, and you'll never ever be as strong, as fast, and durable as you could have been in that time.
From now on, you'll be a shadow of what you could have been.
Your physical peak is over and you are on decline. Even if you start tren and go to the gym everyday, you'll eventually hit a number, and that number will be LOWER than if you started your tren before your peak.
That's what peak means.
It doesn't matter if you can lift more now, on tren and on the gym, than in your 25s because you didn't do shit back then.
The point is that in your 25s, with tren and gym, would have been a higher number.
You are past your physical peak and you'll never recover it

>>221822646
>I'm 34 and I know I haven't reached my peak.
the delusion is palpable

>>221822772
that's fine. you don't need to repeat the same thing 6 different times. it doesn't give your point greater force. I'm worried about much more than just my physical peak. Socrates was fit until his dying days, but people didn't respect him less because he didn't have the strength of the 25-35 year old wrestling champion of Athens. as long as you remain fit, there are a lot of other things in life to summit
>>221822791
the fact you're so miserable and pessimistic is self-snitching. I don't care about your opinion. I know how promising my future is

>>221822772
>>221822791
nta but fuck me i hope you 2 are just trolling.

>>221822772
>if
>could
>could have
>if
>too late

this is the kind of faggy doomer shit he was bitching about

Bros, I need your help.
There is this new girl at work, and she's responsible for making the connection between the company I work for and her company (responsible for the logistics of my company).
I'm a mix of dumb and autistic, and she's cute and really sweet. So, last week I asked if her company gave her a phone to do business, and she said they did. Then my low IQ autismus kicked in, and I asked for her phone while saying, "To only talk about work, don't worry about it haha." Then she said she was going to give me her personal number because her company tracks what people do on their phones. This one sort of surprised me because she could just save my number on the company phone and then call me from her personal phone if something happened.
Anyway, we only talk about work on the phone, and I see her twice a week. She replies really fast, even when she's at home.
Do you think I should try my luck and ask her out?
Is there any way to sort of escalate the situation instead of going straight to "wanna hang out?"

>>221822646
Messi is 40 years old and on his way out pal
25 years old Messi had 4 world cups ahead of him, and he can have 4 world cups ahead because he was on his peak
40 years old Messi DOES NOT have 4 world cups ahead of him.

>>221822833
>it doesn't give your point greater force
When i say "Every single athlete is retired by 40"
And you reply "That's stupidly untrue!" I already know you can't be moved by facts, even if I post the fucking facts as well lol

>>221822859
You're playing a dangerous game fren
Choose whether foid pussy is worth potentially fucking up a lot of shit at work

The funniest thing in thread is the edgy anons who are going to an hero before 30 because they can no longer be a world class athlete so therefore their career, social, life and family life is no longer worth living

>>221822860
that's a totally different point. sure, Messi is physically not going to want to and very likely cannot play 4 more World Cups at age 40. all you asked for was mere competitiveness ("Name one athlete over 40 who is still in the competitive scene"), and I gave multiple examples of select athletes--far from an exhaustive list--who are not only competitive, but at the apex of their professional sports
>>221822900
do you not understand what "every single" means? you ridiculously overreached. and even if we don't take it literally despite it being a rhetorical flaw, I still provided examples of just a tiny fraction of relatively older athletes who not only positively contribute, but continue to thrive or set the benchmark in their sports

you must be a child. you're more interested in distorting arguments and trying to "win" instead of just exchanging ideas and being open to reevaluation. and it's not even a good argument on your part to begin with if you actually think life is over at 30. you're not a serious person, but I hope that's due to age and not a lack of mental faculty

>>221822912
I literally couldn't care less about my job, but I'm afraid of rejection and the shame of asking her out and getting a no

>>221822859
You'll fuck yourself on the foot if you try to escalate anon
There's nothing wrong with being direct, if you are nonchalant about it. But do doit in person, after all work is done and you are about to leave, you close it with "I got nothing to do tomorrow, wanna hang out?"
And you have to play it like you'll be bored alone and can use some company, not like you are asking her on a date, that's the nonchalant part.
See what she replies and you take if from there

>>221822967
>you're not a serious person
>claims "I'm 34 and I know I haven't reached my peak"
Please

>>221811247
He probably plays it as smooth as you can
>I knew it, you're too old for me
is very slick, but your very next follow up needs to be
>anyways that donut though, do you have strawberry cream?
and then leave and enjoy the charisma boost

>>221822772
>you need to believe this

>>221822714
I can't read

>>221821018
This is why birth rates are dropping btw. Imagine if I took out a loan at a bank and then refused to pay back that loan when it was due. That's what you sound like.

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>>221823097
It's obviously some ESL troll or self-defeating weirdo who can't bear anyone else not giving up while he did. Don't bother engaging.

>>221818619
>to get her way
What is she trying to get her way as a cashier in this situation? Autism speaks
>>221818315
Numerous Anons in this thread go to the groceries and think the cashier girls have crushes on them because they're paid to smile to customers.

>>221823169
yes yes anon
don't give up on your dreams
except if they involve any physical challenge on a professional level

>>221819456
impeccable bait

>>221822859
Just be direct
Tell her you think she's attractive and would like to take her out on a date. None of that "hang out" zoomoid shit. If she says yes, then start planning a date. If she says no, don't apologize or anything just say
>I understand, let's just continue our normal professional relationship, then.
And continue interacting with her in the same manner. Don't let it look like you're upset about being rejected, women can smell weakness and they don't like it
If she says yes, then plan a somewhat unique date that would be fun and memorable. Dinner is boring, movie is abysmal. Look around your area for fun activities to engage with that are seasonal. For example, it's summer time and some places that are a couple hours out of the city have things like flower exhibits or whatever. I was out last week with family and there was some place that was doing a sunflower showing where they had tons of sunflowers just beginning to bloom. There might be a botanical garden somewhere you live. There could be a zoo, if you both like animals, at the very least, the most basic "unique" date idea is a picnic in a forest preserve or a lake. If you take a bitch out to a grassy hill and lay down a blanket and bake fuckin scones for her or some shit she'll he choking on your schlong before the sun sets and when you go to fingerblast her puss it'll be wetter than sea otter's coat

>>221823097
How is he wrong though? You didn't provide a counterargument

>>221823394
>I understand, let's just continue our normal professional relationship, then
Holy fucking cringe
Autism speaks lol

>>221823610
He literally said he was autistic and retarded, I'm just using words that would be natural coming out of his mouth
For the record, I am also autistic and retarded, so I would say the same thing, but im aware of myself and have confidence so it circumvents cringe and just becomes based
Pray tell, how would you respond in that exact scenario, anonkun?

>>221823653
>Hey, wanna go out and grab a coffee sometime?
No
>Alright, no problem. (change subject to something work related)

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>>221822366
no this is the only other webm I have

>>221811247
That's the guy from scary movie 3

I am a 30 year old man and I am meeting a newly 18 year old pre-everything FTM with D cups I found on grindr tomorrow and this is the most relevant thread I can find to post this in.

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>>221824175
We are the sons of the chasers you couldn't stop.

>>221824195
I'm sure you wanted that to sound epic and cinematic, but no idea what you're prattling about. Find God.

>>221824221
Don't care

>>221816188
https://erothots.co/video/fkdhkpzx/suzanna-son-first-blowjob/

>>221824163
>FTM
>on grindr
fukken lawl

>>221824271
When you're hungry, you go to the store

>>221824285
hungry for what? penis?

I can honestly say I've never met someone more excited to share his successes on Grindr.

>>221824301
No silly, wayward easy whores

>>221824316
how many of your associates use that app

>>221824320
do these whores just put out immediately like your usual degenerate grindr faggots because they're trying to emulate being gay men?

>>221824285
how much cock do you have to sift through before you find some pussy? asking for a friend

>>221824409
maybe there's an option to filter for FTM chicks

>>221824378
Yes, additionally the TRT boosts their libido to insanely heightened levels. Since gays are hypersexual already this gives them the setting and pretense needed to relieve their sexual frustration. I think the trvefags steer clear and the chasers can swoop in. Everyone wins.

>>221824409
see:
>>221824442
This is correct

>>221824460
how hairy are they usually?
t. fucking hate women with body hair

>>221817852
Racoons aren't dogs.

>>221824460
Would I have to go along with their "total a dude and not a retarded chick" spiel?

>>221824493
That's the tricky part, some are low dose and just want to be basically twinklike so the body hair is maintained like that of a normal girl, some are afab femboys (I don't try to rationalize or make any kind of sense of their psychology, women are retarded), some will actually select for "str8" because they know the game and want an outlet to be treated like the girl they know they are, some go full bore (what you may call a "pooner"). Some are what the bodybuilding community may call "hyper responders". I tend to avoid the last two for obvious reasons.

>>221818503
god that whole scene is so fucking hot. gives me nostalgia for a girl I met when I was 22. second time we ever hung out she overheard me on the phone with my buddy talking about going to a strip club and she said she'd never been to one, so I took her with us. she got drunk and one of the girls on stage crawled up to her and got her tits out and started sucking her nipples in front of everyone cheering, then I drove her to a field and fucked her under the stars in the bed of my 2007 silverado

bros I haven't had sex in 12 years. i miss being a young degenerate with a high libido. getting old sucks.

>>221822772
>your 20s is your physical peak

Nigga I almost effortlessly mog half the 18-24 brigade at my gym while working an office job and having half as much free time to train as I did at 22. Literally the only youths that are beyond that are ones that are blasting steroids and living off protein powder.

>>221815006
She was probably flirting with you but found a better option before you asked like that other anon said.

>>221824523
Depends on how far you want to take it, for a limited engagement, no you really don't have to go along with it because it doesn't really come up. In general you kinda have to "go along with it" for most women. For what it's worth some get off on the perceived "misgendering" but that is a little more rare.

>>221824163
>i'm totally trans but please god stuff your cock inside me

>>221824644
The paradox makes it that much more tantalizing.

>>221811247
Kill yourself

>>221824664
its not a paradox, its a normal female just trying to get some dick and making up excuses for it

>>221824681
Yeah I'm aware of that, I meant that a woman to rejecting her conditioning like that and reverting to her base primal instincts makes for a great fuck.

>>221824742
or, rather, a normal ugly female trying to get some prime dick, trying find ways around the fact no one normal would fuck her. as we all know fags will fuck fugly hairy men with monkeypox and aids.

>>221824788
>ugly
Let's be nice now.

I just want a high school girl working in retail or at an ice cream shop to flirt with me and slip me her number and say she wants my near 40 year old millennial cock like you guys all say frequently happens, but it’s never happened to me so far ;_;

>>221811247
rape

>>221824829
"normal" ftms reject everything feminine about them so as to take control over sexual abuse they suffered in the past. a "ftm" who goes on grindr is just too ugly for straight men to fuck.

>>221824846
that only happens when you drive up in a range rover and buy your kids anything they want

>>221823030
>>221823394
>>221823610
>>221823653
I will ask her exactly this:
>Do you have a boyfriend? Wanna go out and grab a coffee sometime?
What do you guys think about it?

>>221824873
>a "ftm" who goes on grindr is just too ugly for straight men to fuck.
There are just straight up sluts that use it due to its low barrier of entry/quick returns

>>221824846
how does a man spend nearly 40 years on this planet and still not understand that women do not make the first move.

>>221824163
I did the same thing but on tinder. She was just a girl with short hair but wanted me to fuck her raw and cum inside. Shit was so cash.

>>221825004
you're just too gay to recognize ugly

>>221822977
just rape her. shes going to cry rape anyways. simple as.

Why is this wrong but when a male teen student sleeps with a teacher its seen as based?

>you have nothing in common
yeah except wanting to FUCK

>>221819428
That hurts.

>>221825562
Because normalfags don't actually believe women have autonomy

>>221814496
Why did she reject him? Was it because he hesitated?

to think that i once argued for people generally not being able to be conditioned by media and being able to tell fiction apart from reality.

>>221811247
Is that the dude from the Sheen Scary Movie films?

>>221824846
>He doesn't wear a fake wedding right out in public
NGMI

>>221819044
while thinkin bout gettin his bussy bopped no doubt

>>221816421
The shit unattractive men have to do to keep a woman's attention is very funny to me.
And then they go online and act like experts while posting something like "Oh you really don't know how women work, you obviously have to bend over and let yourself get fucked just enough to keep her interest".
Have you ever thought that indulging in all this shit is not really normal and you're just weak as a society?

>>221824163
Can anon save this tomboy from the mindvirus??

>>221824568
What the fuck are
>full bore
>pooner
>hyper responders
What is this world dude

>>221814264
just say filipino woman asshole

>>221824846
You have to be attractive, anon

>>221824911
It's fine, but it's milqutoast. Coffee is a very boring date, but if you're not comfortable doing something else, OR you think that you'll have the smallest chance of spaghetti spillage getting coffee, then that's fine. The boyfriend part is unnecessary. If she doesn't want to go out with you, she'll tell you she has a boyfriend

>>221815246
Men are hunters, by nature, anon.

>>221825953
He's not very attractive. You can also tell, retroactively or otherwise, that the conversation they were having was a little one sided. She was somewhat intrested in it, but she was talking to him like he was a little retarded. She never considered him as anything more than a slightly eccentric customer and didn't actually view him as a potential partner.

>>221827249
filipinx

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>>221816018
That's women's fault because they are never direct. So men have to guess if a woman being nice is attraction or not.

>>221816188
idiot

>>221827358
Honest question, then why bothering and talking about something so boring as orchids? Do women get all nice and sweet and talk about boring topics with men they have no interest in?

>French cruller please

>>221827661
She's bothering because he's a customer and talking to him will
>make her day slightly less boring
>probably encourage him to come back and spend more money and tip a little better subconsciously
She's not doing it out of malice or anything, that second meme arrow is probably subconscious on her part, too

>>221827839
I disagree, if you want to get a customer to spend more money or give you a good tip, you just have to be kind. Asking for information about orchids the way she did and giving the customer compliments is going overboard.

>>221825953
It's because he's a desperate CREEEP

>>221811247
High school girls fake IDs to get into bars & clubs & fuck adult guys literally all the time.

>>221816188
>>221827577
How did you not see that it was clearly bait to get old mate to post the link?
Stop entertaining ragebaiters.

>>221827249
Filipino woman asshole.

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>>221827661
Yes, women like to have dumb, harmless male buddies.

i e-dated a 15 year old for years and years and fucked her 3 days before she turned 18 and now I have to live my entire life knowing any of her friends could convince her to ruin my life

not worth it holy fuck

i think it was a critique on single mothers, this is what happens to your daughter if she's raised by one

>>221828473
SHE WAS 17 YEARS AND 362 DAYS OLD YOU SICK FUCK

>>221819233
He was making a movie, she had to get it on.

>>221828646
unfortunately this shitpost cant stop the statutory charges

>>221828767
the hopium is that the prosecutor wouldn't give a fuck about a 17.9 year old. But there are actual famous cases of people being charged with someone one day before they're 18 which is insane

>>221821018
>even when a woman is making direct sexual comments to you, she doesn't actually have any interest in you, chud!!!
It's insane how much sub-40 men have been mindbroken. A girl could literally say "you're hot, I want your penis inside me" and he'd be pre-convinced that she's just "being nice" or "joking around" or "just having fun" or whatever.

>>221811247
When I was like 26 high school girls would send me nudes from the high school bathroom and then they'd go home and send me videos where they train their asshole for daddy and then lick the dildo clean.

Basically they're lewd sluts just begging to get fucked.

>>221829081
why did you have their number and how did you even get it

>>221829145
Some girls lie about their age on Tinder.

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Her face turning into "oh fuck he's actually going to rape me" just makes me more moist. Does he rape her?

>>221829188
No
They engage in a consensual sexual relationship until she realizes he's a loser retard

>>221829223
That's rape.

>>221829081
why did your pepe get deleted, what's happening to this board lmao

>>221829223
So no happy ending? Then pass.

>>221824576
Delete this (7 years for me and I don't want to even count that nightmare encounter)

>>221813924
SHE'S ONLY SEVENTEEN YEARS AND 49 WEEKS OLD YOU SICK FUCK, HER BRAIN HASN'T FINISHED DEVELOPING YET

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>>221829261
Some jannoid forgot he was on /tv/ and not on /a/, most likely
Frogs are banned on /a/ to prevent frogs ovettaking the board and keep it purely anime. Technically all non anime pics are banned, too, to encourage staying ontopic, but they generally don't care about animal reaction pics or the occasional /tv/ pic post as long as it's not obviously intrusive and stuff. But they go hard on frogs because they don't want to let wojacks in, which inevitably will join if frogposting becomes normal. Frogs are generally fine across the rest of the website because despite what tourists will have you believe, pepe did originate here alongside various wojaks pretty early on in the site's history. Pepe has somewhat become a normalfag meme now and you see all of these twichfaggots and YouTubefaggots using frogs in their stuff, but frogs have always been 4chan-coded

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>>221830070
I thought only /ck/ was this autistic about frogs because they're mostly fat American females and thus kinda retarded.

>Pepe has somewhat become a normalfag meme now and you see all of these twichfaggots and YouTubefaggots using frogs in their stuff
I've been in a job where people communicated with Pepes and Apus and it wasn't even a turbonerd job. Pretty girls would be like "haha this frog describes my feelings".

>>221811247
Yes and it's actually legal to fuck them in my country, thank god

>>221817852
a dawg bangs her

where can i find fresh 18 year old girls to groom into my bangmaidsexwife?

>>221822772
I don't know about physical peak, but you must have reached intellectual peak.

>>221830334
>last line
You might not like it, but that's literally always been the point of pepe from the very beginning. If a person resonates with a pepe, then he's done his job. Just because (You) might not like this person because they're normalfaggots doesn't mean that pepe is at fault. He is simply a mirror for all to look upon. If they see themselves, that's on them, and it's not inherently bad that multiple people see themselves in it. Infact, it's a good thing, as it means you have a chance to connect with that person, should you wish to do so

>>221828924
>women
>never not lying
>???
>yep

>>221822772
this doesn't really matter because at 34, banging pussy all day shouldn't be as satisfying as consolidating your networth or doing some business, you can do it a few times a month and still feel satisfied

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>>221830566
I also like the frogs because they describe my feelings though.

I'm an autistic virgin and I always treat women exactly like I treat men and it confuses everybody.

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>>221822366
here you go

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i do not care about women or men unless they have something i want, like a banana or a pepsi max or maybe some grapes

>>221830566
>>221830603
The reason pepe is a worldwide phenomenon is that frogs inhabit every single continent including Antarctica. Every person on this world knows what a frog is.

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>>221830603
It is a mystical experience

>>221830898
This. Same reason everyone love a Doro
>t. walking my Doro rn

>>221830898
that explains why the people of antarctica are major proponents of frogs

>>221811247
tfw 37 years old millennial boomer

bros it's possible to pull a zoomette for us?

>>221831269
If it's possible in a movie then it's possible IRL.

>>221831269
you have to be physically fit and not have a receding hairline

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>>221831687
Are you sure?

>>221831746
paying for third-world whores doesn't count

>>221824911
And do what then? Awkwardly use autism powers in conversation? Just slowly escalate the familiarity of your banter and see how she responds before you lose your spaghetti.

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>>221831775
Does it count if you're a theater director and slutty high school girls literally can't stop sucking your dick?

in the movie Mikey is charismamaxxxed and dickmaxxxed which is why he can attract 18 year olds despite having no home, money, car or job

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>>221821389
what would you say if it was your daughter?

>>221815543
Women like that are a different breed, the cubicle becomes a polycule

>>221814496
This is why men should have more rights than women like it was in the past. It's not natural for men to beg for crumbs of pussy.