Holy shit he's awfulBeyond parody
HOL UP
DEY HEA
YO MY NIGGAS*slams cane down*UNC ULYSSES BE WILIN*slams cane down*SAID HE FINNA BE BACK AFTER GETTING DAT MILK, YA FEEL ME*slams cane down*ITS BEEN 20 DAMN YEARS NIGGA*slams cane down*SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>221814663>Cuhds being unfamiliar with Blacks in ancient Greece
>>221814663It is amazing how nobody in this film can fucking act
Apologize
>>221814976Cmon anon you could probably count the amount of Sub-Saharan Africans on one hand. They were all either servants and slaves, if they were present in Greek Society even at all. I assume alot of these depictions and representations in Antiquity came from encountering them in either Egypt or Aethiopia or wherever outside of the person's depicting them respective society. So don't try to get historical with me troon.
>>221814663That watermark made me think this was a nigga Ultramarine, I was so scared. Good to know Henry is defending the lore.
once again asking why Nolan didn't just actually set the story in a modern setting if he wanted to communicate its universality. baz luhrmann showed you how to do it nigger, why are you fucking this up?
>>221815501>So don't try to get historical with meAs if you know any chud. You're just projecting modern racial sentiments back to a time when they did not apply.
>>221815647Damn he clocked your ass
>>221815647True! Ancient Greeks were all AfricanDefinitely not Balkan Europeans
>>221815647are you brazilian?
>>221814663Why do we have to pretend that they're not the missing link?
>>221815791Because you are very uneducated
>>221816175Why are there no safe, developed black countries?
>>221816208dem ypipo crackahonkies took all the money n sheeeeeeiiiiiit
>>221816175>no uTHE LEFT STILL CANNOT MEME
>>221814663UN HOMME
>>221814976WE WUZ SPARTANS AND SHEEEIT
>>221814663is that a fucking BLACK GUY??? AHHHHHHHHHIM GOING FREAK OUT!! ASMONGOLD PLEASE SAVE US!!!!
>>221816411If I wanted to see black people in a film loosely based on The Odyssey I'd watch picrel
Dr. Anon? I'm NBC.
niggerslop #5941
>>221816288>"no u"Damn the American school system is really failing the children
>>221814663whos this
>>221814871LOL
>>221816606Niggerliψ son of Gibsμedatoς
>>221816606Famed Greek bard Cactusjaccoles
>>221816606Tayqoupoulous
>>221815791>Believing in evolutionGood goy
>>221816606American Royalty
>>221814871
>>221816909the burger king
>>221814663AYO ODISSEUS>>221816606Nigamemnon
>>221815647Herodot described the Egyptians as swarthy and with curly hair. Why'd he do that, if it was common in Greece, too? Helen of Troy was described to have blond hair and azure blue eyes by Homer. You are projecting your biases on the people of the past.
>>221816606Pretty sure that's supposed to be Homer
this nigga was in the movie for like 3 minutes and sounded like a street nigga (DL) from right nowhe's also the first character to speakbut then he never showed up againwhy the fuck did nolan even do this
>>221817104>Helen of Troy was described to have blond hair and azure blue eyes by Homerno she wasnt. her hair and eye colours are never described in homer, only that she was white armed.
>>221817104>Helen of Troy is some otherworldly beauty worth fighting over, explicitly because of her fair skin blonde hair and blue eyesSounds very uncommon in greece.
>>221817147and that she was born from an egg
>>221817147>that she was white armed.She was one of dem white armed niggers.
>>221817147>Homer described Helen as ἠΰκομος (eukomos),[103] meaning "lovely-haired", while Sappho and Euripides described her hair as "ξανθός" (xanthos),[104][105] a term referring to light-colored hair, including tawny (light brown), blond, and reddish.[106][107] Hesiod and Quintus Smyrnaeus described her eyes as "κυάνεος" (kuaneos), which is often translated as "dark"[108] or "dark-blue".[109]
>>221817142> Odyssey!> Odyssey!> All da sea that dey lost in is all I see!
>>221814871Ken
>>221817226>εύκομοςthis means well groomed long(ish) hair. it does not have the colour connotations the fair-hair translation has>ξανθόςthis could be yellowish but none of the ancient depictions of Helen i am aware of depict her with yellowish hair. at most she is reddish brown like picrel.>κυάνεος is dark-bluein epic poetry its always black.And Homer never described her colours other than her skin's.
>>221814663>OOGA BOOGAthump thump>BIX NOODthump thump>GIBS
he STRAIGHT UP can’t act to save his life
>>221815791Aside from the fact scientific consensus has never postulated this even according to its Neo-Darwinist framework or Evolutionary Genetic Science. And tbf there's much connection to infer that Darwinism and Post-Darwin Evolutionary Biology as a whole is a masonic psyop. Just look up Darwin's grandfather.
>>221814663Arise Chicken! Chicken Arise! Arise!
>>221814976>there was one black person in japan and they found him so strange to look at they paraded him around as a circus act>THEREFORE HE MUST HAVE BEEN A BADASS SAMURAI
Is the song online?
>>221814663>Posts still image of movie in 360p>LOOK!!! LOOK HOW BAD THIS IS!!! LOOOOK!!!Not gonna work, Chuddies
>>221814871Please don't gaslight this guy into thinking he's funny. He's going to embarrass himself in front of real people.
>>221814663kek
>>221815647The Greeks literally thought that anyone who wasn't Greek was subhuman. And i don't mean culturally, they thought that being in too warm or too cold climates retards people and prevents them from developing as a civilization. Niggers were dumb because it was too hot and snow niggers were savage and disorganised because it was too cold.
>>221817527Stop being a nigger troon
>>221820023Straight to anger
>>221816606Pooh Shiesty
>>221817714This is the cope? Everything will magically become amazing as long as you buy IMAX™ tickets, it will completely change the editing, acting, set and costume designs?
>>221820204Nolan movies are always dogshit but they are enjoyable in theaters with a proper sound system
