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New film set in 14th century England looks cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVkrhHebz1Q
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>>221814859
I'm trying to remember but i don't remember anything happening during the 1300th, too early for the war of the roses to late for the barons league so what is it?
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will he finally play someone who actually kills his enemies or is it another of those movies in which he tries to defeat them with the power of love or some bullshit?
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>>221814859
Oh wow, more black leather, overcast grey skies, and grey clothing! As we all know, color was invented in 1960. No one had any fun or joy and life was miserable!

Why the fuck are they making films about the past if they seem to downright hate the subjects and setting so much? Or are idiotic Hollywood stereotypes so ingrained and no one has a second to read an actual book on the subject?
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>>221815021
These films are so weird too. They used to make colorful films in the past.
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>>221815021
>t.
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>>221815053
There was a time when medieval films were bright and colorful. They were trying to show off technicolor, but also were inspired by actual paintings and tapestries.

And the irony is these bland-grey-black stereotypes of the medieval period seem to be driven by a kind of modernist progressive mindset that assumes the past must have been endlessly bleak and miserable.
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Becket 1964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGN42AaT3MA
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>>221814859
Looks like there aren’t a bunch of DEI cast so I might buy a ticket
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>>221815021
Honestly, I agree. If it was just this one, one could argue it's to sets a grim tone. But in the timeline we're in, it obviously isn't anything special for it (a bit like the people praising Obsession for it's use of visual darkness).
No black people though, so that's something.
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>>221815113
It does baffle me when we have evidence of townspeople and even peasants having dyes for their clothing. Were they cheaper and fade more easily than the richer ones the wealthy could afford? Of course, but they definitely existed and people used them across the board.
It's sad to think that "the dark ages" will always be drab on screen.
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>>221814859
Looks like a cheap grey minimalist pile of shit like every other "artistic" movie from the last 10 year
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Yeah, this is ridiculous. Of course medieval Europeans cared about aesthetics and color. All civilizations did. Note their architecture. Like Romans had their statues painted in vivid color.
Dumb audiences equate grittiness with muh realism. And I don't see that changing.
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>>221814859
Is there actual colour in the movie, and how many blacks/indians?
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>>221814859
Paul Greengrass made a movie about the heroes in Paradise Fire, when it was conjured by DEW
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>not a single nigger, jeet, or brown skinned person to be seen in the entire trailer
>its another drab, colorless medieval movie
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...is this meant to be the Peasants' Revolt?
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>>221814859
Why dont movies have sets or lighting anymore?
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guess it's based on the Wat Tyler's rebellion/Peasants revolt of 1381

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wat_Tyler
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peasants_Revolt

They eventually stormed London, and Tyler went to negotiate with the King, but the story goes he spat water in the Kings face, then pulled out a knife and started trying to stab people like a maniac. He managed to escape somehow but was found later and behead. All the leaders of the revolt were eventually executed.

The incident is loved by socialists
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>>221815369
Lights? In this economy?
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>>221814859
>More anti-agrarian feudalist propaganda
NOPE
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>>221814947
Wat Tyler's Rebellion
everyone involved in the rebellion gets killed, but rather risk another uprising, the aristocracy don't raise taxes for a few years
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>>221815384
based wat
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>>221814859
I checked the wiki. The rebellion of the guy is crashed and he is killed.
Why the fuck should I watch it
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>grey
>will be as bland as possible
>non-subtle social commentary, something something communism good
I fell asleep watching The King, this looks very similar.
I love this era of history so these movies are made for me but I just can't stand them. I've been tired of war movie in general for about 3 decades.

They should use the art of the era as inspiration for the visual direction.
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>>221815467
Fuck off, spoiler-poster
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>>221815021
>Why the fuck are they making films about the past
globohomo doesn't want anyone getting any ideas, so they release stuff like this as demoralization
all the leaders in the rebellion are executed and things go back to way they were albeit with a minor temporary accommodation
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>>221815113
> when medieval films were bright and colorful
I think Return of Martin Guerre is the perfect balance of colour and realism. Inspired by the Breugel paintings of the era, it doesn't exaggerate into technicolor brightness, but keeps the peasants as neat and colourful as they tried to be.
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Why are you such joyless fucking retards? Name 5 movies you're waiting for or go see a shrink because you have untreated deppression
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>>221815491
he even fucked up. The king wanted to give the peasants rights, he was like "no I dont believe it" so he continued the rebellion, the king killed them all, and the peasants were brutally opressed with no rights. They are forcing me to watch a retarded faggot?
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>>221815519
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>>221815113
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>>221815519
Can't filmmakers just start making some good things, instead?
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>>221815519
brand new day, doomsday, secret wars, man of tomorrow, clayface
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>>221815519
kind of excited for the Zelda movie, that looks colourful at the very least.
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>>221815439
Based and tax the rich pilled.
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>>221815021
England is famously grey and rainy.
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>>221814947
It's always time for peasant's revolts.

I want more movies about roaming mercenary bands as well, it peaks a few centuries later but really underrepresented in movies and such a rich palette to draw from.

Incidentally I was making the point in an earlier thread that this and Martin Guerre are dirt cheap Euro projects and they managed to have orders of magnitude better costuming than the Odyssey movie.
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>>221814859
how many blacks?
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>>221814859
Would it kill them to cast an actual Englishman in the lead instead of a Jew?
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Here's a good primer on the historical event
https://youtu.be/umpFcoqp38o
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>>221815540
>>221815550
5 movies, i'll wait. If you can't name 5 movies and literally everything looks shitty to you then the problem is you
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>>221814859
I don't think le heckin based Watt Tyler started the revolt.

I think it was a mendicant friar who wandered around hundreds of shires spreading his message. And at some pre arranged point they rebelled. Wat was a soldier I am almost certain.

Also many of these 'peasants' in 1381 were hard as fuck bastards, yeomanry who had served in the 100 years war and crushed mounted french knights in several battles.
They used to train by law every week on sundays with the longbow.
This whole thing looks like innaccurate hollywood shite.
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>>221815648
do your own market research saar
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>>221814859
I worked on this movie. Its so good to see the trailer.
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Someone like Ken Loach should have directed this.
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>>221815519
>Why are you such joyless fucking retards?
Dreary desaturated movie making is played out and ugly. It'll be a depressing and joyless era up there with "remember when movies were blue for no reason".

> Name 5 movies you're waiting for
There aren't a lot of upcoming colourful movies but I'm curious to see Digger. The Dog Stars was a good book and might be a decent movie, it's very small scale (of a story) though and it's an IMAX Ridley Scott movie which gives me some pause. Herzog's Bucking Fastard is on my watchlist.
That's 3 at least.
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>>221815646
Why is Bo Selecta talking about it?
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When Adam delved and Even span, who was then the gentleman?
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>>221815673
What did you do Apu? Garfield's footstool?
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>>221815673
Any good stories or memories?
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>>221815756
Too highbrow for this place.
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>>221815231
>It's sad to think that "the dark ages" will always be drab on screen.

And the IRONY: It's humanist historian authors like Petrarch that created the term. Notice when he lived? 1304–1374. huh. This film itself takes place during a 1381 peasants revolt!

Petrarch was trying to argue that Europe had just come out of a "dark ages" and was contrasting the here and now with what he saw as the dreary post Western Roman Empire. They were in fact coming into the good times! For modern Hollywood films however, it's ALL the dark ages.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Ages_(historiography)
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>>221815512
This makes a helluva lot more sense than this >>221815113 absolute garbage.
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>>221814859
>14th century
>no color despite everyone wearing died clothes
Looks like shit.
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>>221815822
>They were in fact coming into the good times!
for a few years maybe, the plague was around the corner
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>>221815021
based and accuracypilled
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>>221815021
There's no financial incentive to make more historically accurate period pieces
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb7JWIfb9WI
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Even Troy is all black/brown leather and no color. Plus those stupid leather arm straps that supposedly every single Greco-Roman citizen wore. You can see people like Nolan conflate Medieval with bronze age.

Troy took place around 1200 BCE and the peasant's revolt is 1381. Meaning 2580 years have passed. That's 500 more years than between us and Julius Ceasar and Cleopatra! I don't think they really grasp the time gap. But for film makers it's all the same, so the same visual style to Troy and Medieval england.

>>221815519
>Why are you such joyless fucking retards? Name 5 movies you're waiting for or go see a shrink because you have untreated deppression

I like film and the visual medium, but I've all but completely given up on modern films and Hollywood. Maybe some foreign film makers will make something worthwhile.
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>>221815951
How would they/you know?
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>>221815774
Office wageslave

>>221815806
Not so much. I was able to walk through the set. This was my third movie, but I had really great collegues, so I really liked it.
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>>221815841
Realism isn't everything, older movies were definitely more theatrical, but if you actually go visit some english castles that have been restored or have original painted furniture and wallhangings left you'll be stunned at how absolutely garish it is.
They're two very different cuts of society.
This is from the Dover Castle reconstruction. The technicolor brightness actually undersells how they would use it.
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>>221815941
I'm not even a huge stickler for accuracy, I am just beyond sick of these dreary ugly ass films. They're ugly and completely predictable. Most modern films look like they're desaturated and shot in overcast skies, but holy hell they take it to a new level with these historical films.

>Valarie and her week of Wonders (1970)
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>>221815993
And in flatter light it gets worse. Nobody would dare put something this appalling on screen. But strong colours were more costly than gold sometimes. This is like Trump or some arab oil sheik smearing gold on everything in their house.
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>>221815483
>peasants covered in muck
How this irks me! People for most of history had few pieces of clothing so they tended to care for the clothing they had and it was unironcally high quality, hand made clothing. Even just 50-100 years ago this was the case.
Also, barely sentient 3rd worlders that worship shit demons manage to keep themselves clean. Even animals like rats constantly groom and clean themselves because staying dirty often results in illness.
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>>221815986
How can I get a job like this?
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>>221814859
>stabbing a knight in full plate
I hate USA like you wouldn't believe.
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>>221815965
go see a shrink
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>>221816030
>Women Talking (2022)

No fuckin' colors. Because despite being set in the 21st century, being a small Menonite community it's the same as the medieval period right? So drab, no colors, no one smiles, no fun allowed.

I swear to god all these fuckers in Hollywood have group think and think that they are part of this elite enlightened group and time period, far above these dirty peasants of the past.
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>>221816030
>not even a huge stickler for accuracy, I am just beyond sick of these dreary ugly ass films
This is my big takeaway too. We've done the desaturated "gritty" shit for two decades or more at this point. It was a thing, and now it's time to fucking let it go and do something else.
Unfortunately the overcast sky "Netflix lighting" makes CGI and digital workflows easier, so we're stuck with this look for some time yet I reckon.
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>>221815965
>I like film and the visual medium
Nta but most anons wouldn't know art if it sodomized them.

I wholeheartedly agree with most of /tv/ regarding the general state of cinema in the (((current year))), but there are still visually and intellectually stimulating films being made - films that often get ignored or panned by anons because their minds are hermetically sealed shut due to a combination of autism and a pathological aversion to anything that doesn't conform to their narrow, conservative worldview.
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>>221815269
>Like Romans had their statues painted in vivid color
We dont quite know if they ware vivid, I think we can sort of identify what color was used but not the intensity, or so Ive read.
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>>221816079
The saddest part is that they had solved the problem of stabbing armor. Rondel daggers were everywhere, just show them finding a seam and sticking the pig. How is it less action filled than pretending swords can slice through armor?
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>>221816076
Nepotism hahaha
I got the job thanks to my ex who was the main payroll accountant.

My first two movies were with Lionsgate. That was funny as fuck, everybody hired their relatives or lovers to work. For example the main CGI guy met a local 22 year old girl, and she was hired as his co assistant, and they hired 3 more people to do her job.
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>>221816090
>In the Name of the Rose

>>221816105
I'm not because I've decided to completely disengage with this kind of media. I watch older media or foreign media now.
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>>221816180
any more stories like that anon? I really wanna know why movies suck cocks now.
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>>221815519
It's depressing that 100 IQ NPCs like you represent the average consumer. Thats how I know nothing will ever get better.
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Knights of the Teutonic Order (1960)
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>>221815993
>you'll be stunned at how absolutely garish it is
I won't be stunned because I've seen you make (or at least post in) these threads, oh, about 100 times over the years.

God I hate autism
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>>221814859
I HERE DO DO VIRAL MARKEDING SAAAR
Fuck off.
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>>221815519
The Further Adventures of Cliff Booth
Hope
Digger
Werwulf
Wild Horse Nine
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>>221816195
In the Name of the Rose was meant to be at the time a brown and colorless film, because it was about monks who really did dress in browns and blacks for religious reasons.

Wait, did our perception of monks bleed over into how we thought all people dressed like back then? The monks did this to avoid anything too stimulating since htey wanted to live a simple life.
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>>221815192
This. I'll give any historical movie that dodges the DEI stick a chance.
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>>221815841
>aristocrats should be as dully coloured as the peasants
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>ruins our perceptions of the past forever
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>>221816074
>barely sentient 3rd worlders that worship shit demons manage to keep themselves clean
The other stuff you said, however...
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>>221816327
Not quite, but the aristocrats certainly shouldn't look like they're wearing Halloween costumes that can be purchased on Amazon.
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>>221815601
you might like this
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>>221816105
This. Trends can come and go. You get sick of the same damn thing for so long. I want to see witches be bad guys again. So god damn sick of the "tee-hee witches are our friends" cliche. Ok, we got it already.
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>>221816230
i'm not average consumer in any way but if you can't name 5 movies, this says a lot about you
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>>221816229
what do you want to know?

American studios go to europe for one single reason - they pay less taxes, and we european wageslaves get 70% less salary.
For example during now you see me 3 the crew needed an another cameraman. One guy from the music department said that I know an experienced guy from slovenia - igor from slovenia.
The higher ups were like oh really? And he is from slovenia? We fucking need it, cause we don't need to pay him that much.

Igor came, and started to work on the movie, then he announced he has a dual citienship (slovenia-us) so he wants a higher wage, otherwise he will go home. Lionsgate threatened him with a lawyer but Igor won kek.
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>>221814859
yet another rolling scottish hills greyslop
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>>221814859
These movies all look exactly the fucking same
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>>221816180
>>221816229
This makes perfect sense. Typically, if you work in movies/entertainment, you're probably someone who can't hold down a real job. That means you're likely going to have an equally-unemployable partner, spouse, etc.
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>>221816418
witches being bad guys is a representation of primitive male fears about women with knowledge. It doesn't tell you anything about the witches but a lot about men
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>>221816418
Those trends aren't going away because the people in charge don't want them gone. You have to start your own film studios. Dreary medieval period is so heavily ingrained, we have decades and decades of media to back it up so "everyone knows". Once you reach a conesnsus it means that every single person that couuld be hired "knows" this and not a single person will complain or make different suggestions.

See; Nolan's odessy filled with brown/black clothing and dreary overcast skies.

>I want to see witches be bad guys again. So god damn sick of the "tee-hee witches are our friends" cliche. Ok, we got it already.

They are typically idiot feminists who want to make "empowering" stories, so you would have to fire every single feminist in hollywood. (good luck).
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>>221816195
>>221816311
>In the Name of the Rose
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>>221816428
>he worked on now you see me 3
beautiful picture saar great fun very good times
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>>221815192
yeah im honestly kinda surprised
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>>221814859
Andrew Garfield is a Jew. Not watching. On another note, there is no way it will be free of black men and women, irrespective of being set in the 1300s.
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>>221816362
>man studies history
>comes to the conclusion that it was dark
>shares his findings
>500 years later historical revisionists say nuh-huh
stop posting wikipedia articles like they mean shit
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>>221816488
It was shot in hungary you dumb fucking mongolid
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>>221816423
That his standards are high enough that there aren't even 5 upcoming movies worth holding your breath for?
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>>221815600
Its literally green all over, pick a random spot in england and it will be bright green grassy hills
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>>221816402
Where can I watch this?
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>>221815269
They would have used washes, gradients, and shades, numbnuts. Roman painting was more than kindergarten "paint inside the lines" tier of subtly.
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>>221816466
Doesn't matter what it is. It's boring and tiresome to portray them as misunderstood good guys the way have have for 30 years now, just like it got boring for them to be bad guys for umpteen years before. Change it back.
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>>221816506
i wasnt calling you indian saar, im indian, *head bobbles* brahmin class i love white women and touch their breasts and kiss them all over and i liked your movie very good very nice thank you for movie
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>>221816466
>witches being bad guys is a representation of primitive male fears about women with knowledge. It doesn't tell you anything about the witches but a lot about men

Witches didn't fuckin exist. The "Wiccan" movement was created by some guy in the 50s pulling shit out of his ass.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_Gardner

The "historical witches" movement, cites old paranoid Christian texts clearly written during moral panics, and then goes "this is accurate, except the witches were good guys". The more parsimonious explanation is that they believed in Satan, and thus the existance of those who work with him, and this periodically led to moral panics where innocent people were accused of witchcraft.
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>>221815021
This ^
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>>221816543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_VdfAjAuds
the one I pirated was better quality but this is fine
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>>221816428
>American studios go to europe for one single reason - they pay less taxes, and we european wageslaves get 70% less salary.

this has been going on for a long time. good for Igor though.
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>>221816428
lost, of all the posts itt
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>>221815053
>t.
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Looks good, albeit colourless. I like the idea of Greengrass taking his shaky cam to the 1300's.
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>>221815137
Love Becket. Henry II strong.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E25-Fw8WlT4

Watch some Armored MMA. The swords are dulled for safety reasons, but it wouldn't matter. Full plate male actually WORKS and there was a reason why people wore it. Even Chain mail is pretty good at stopping swords.

in media armor does fuck all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E25-Fw8WlT4
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>>221815519
Hey honey look at this, the troon is projecting again!
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>>221815467
Because before he gets run through with a sword he kills a bunch of nobility. The mummified head of the Archbishop he decapitated is on display at my local church.
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>>221816598
neat
This film was a big inspiration for Wargaming in the UK during the 80s, apparently
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>>221816575
>some nerd who was too much of a frail dork to fight in WW1 ends up creating the idea of wiccans, appealing to retarded women and emphasizing doing sex shit with them for "rituals"
>also yells that he hates faggots one time
Damn, unc is kinda cookin and based ngl...
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>>221816229
During one of my 3 movies (I am not going to say which one one cause I am afraid the jews), the director flew his son to the city, and he had a good paying job aswell. Nobody ever saw him at the set.

In hungary during summer there are fuckton of mosqiotoes, and Morgan Freeman demanded a house with no AC, and no mosquiotes cause he likes to open his windows all the night.

There are timekeepers whose job is to measure the time of the big stars how much did they work. These people were usually the local lovers of higher ups.

Also the lovers of higher ups have jobs like ordering pizza for lunch to everyone on the seet. Or some are copying paper all the day.
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>>221816690
And still died like a bitch, also he condemned his peasant buddies to salavery and death for decades.
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>>221816645
De-faggoted. Nice.
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>>221816742
stuff like this is a goldmine of absurdist comedy. if only holyjew could make fun of themselves, but they can't reveal shit that hits too close to home.

>and Morgan Freeman demanded a house with no AC, and no mosquiotes cause he likes to open his windows all the night.

is part of the story missing here? did Mr. Freeman get his no mosquito nights? how did they pull that off?
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>>221815648
Primavera
Werewulf
Don't look Back in Anger
Clayface
Ice Cream Man
You're the one sidestepping, btw. Judging the validity of a critique based on where it came from rather then the critique itself is a categorical fallacy.
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>>221814859
>Black guy at 1:30
I'm out. Stop supporting the destruction of your history, lads.
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>>221816825
He had a nice villa on a hill, and people were spraying anti mosquito shit for days before his arrival. He probably loved it cause we didn't hear anything more about his accomodation.

>stuff like this is a goldmine
Yes. Its a fucking corrupt mess.
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>>221816652
They're not actually trying to kill each other though.
I see places you could aim a jab at that they don't seem to, presumably because they'd go to prison and be disqualified.
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>>221816875
Maybe it's just a really ugly guy?
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>>221816600
Its pretty brutal desu
My ex was earning a really nice six figure salary, mine was 70% less, and we did basically the same job. She had a 100m2 luxury flat, while we europans didnt have shit. kek
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>>221814859
well, how many blacks?
it is authentic 14th century england after all
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>>221816967
The only real rule is that they can't hold their sword out front to try to impale them when they charge at them. But it doesn't matter. There's no "Weak points". It's plate and chain mail.

The half-swording technique is "oh shit, you have a clearly suboptimal weapon for fighting someone in armor. Make the best of it".

They were using different battlefield weapons against full plate.
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>>221816742
So the windows of his dwelling didn't have screens?
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>>221814859
>ai image with blade going through his hand
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I can't wait for another movie glamorizing political violence from the same rich leftists who call you a racist for not wanting to pay more taxes to feed and house illegal immigrants.
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>>221815113
wtf is that jessica fletcher
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I'll stick to Kingdom Come
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>>221817100
That game is made by a jew.
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Are they going to show how the revolt was a retarded chimp out that made things worse for the peasants in the long run?
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>>221817031
Yes, he was a naturalist I guess.

I don't know what else should I tell you. You can't really interact with the actors unless they want something from you. Rachel Zegler visited my office once, she was pretty normal. During the last days of now you see me 3 Eisenberg and Harelson made a photo with everyone that was cool.
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>>221817122
I pirated it, relax
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>>221817010
pampered westerners can suck a dick. I love the spartan way of life, they can keep their luxury apartments.
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>>221817077
>for not wanting to pay more taxes
What your Republican overlords never tell you is that no Democrat in recent history has advocated raising taxes on anyone making over ~300,000 per year - a tax bracket that you (and every other dipshit like you) certainly do not fall into.

But anyway, about movies and stuff...
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>>221817027
i didn't see any in the trailer at least
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>>221817163
What are you working on right now?
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>>221817028
>But it doesn't matter. There's no "Weak points". It's plate and chain mail.
Then why have the rule?
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>>221817166
I meant that you can't expect it to be historically accurate.
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>>221816180
>I got the job thanks to my ex who was the main payroll accountant.
Post nose
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>Hundred Years' War kino
Nice. Now we still need to cover
>The Jacquerie
>First Castilian Civil War
>Battle of Margate
>Armagnac-Burgundian Civil War
>French army's mass adoption of gunpowder
So much kino to work with during this time
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>>221817192
>The only taxes that exist are income taxes.
Thanks, Professor Retard.
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>>221817192
obviously that's not true
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>This account suggests that a poll-tax collector had indecently assaulted Wat Tyler's daughter. It is suggested the poll tax collector "pulled up his daughter's clothes to see if she arrived at the age of puberty".[6] In revenge he killed the miscreant and triggered the insurgency.[7] According to article "Boys of English History" from The Boy's Own Paper (1879), Tyler "slew the wretch with his hammer," presumably a tool used in his trade, after the tax collector "vilely insulted the maiden." Regardless of the veracity of that story, by June 1381, when groups of rebels from across the country began a coordinated assault on London, Wat Tyler had emerged as a leader of the Kentish forces.
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>>221814947
>I'm trying to remember
I will always remember that the Hundred Years War started in 1337
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>>221817100
And only the first one
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>>221817267
By all means, hit me with sources on Democrats trying to raise taxes on the middle class.

>>221817274
Obviously you have nothing substantial to say.
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>>221817209
Nothing hahaha. Uprising was wrapped up around december 25, I am doing absolutely somethng else now.

I was supposed to work on the new hunger games or the new highlander movie, but I broke up with that fucking bitch, and as I said, this is all about nepotism. With enourmous ammount of luck I worked on this movie in germany, but my luck ran out.
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>>221817031
Oh also, at the end of the shooting the wardrobe props are taken by the people who worked there. And some props aswell. I am a good goy who took a lot of shit, 25% of my wardrobe are from movies.
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>>221817027
>>221817196
There's a black dude at 1:30ish for like a second.
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>>221817675
how the fuck is that black
I swear to god you retards are mentally ill by watching your grifter gods on youtube
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>>221817325
Democrats that run my county raise property taxes every goddamn year (either the rate or assessment, whatever they feel like at the time), and last time I checked people who make under $300k can own houses. They raise or invent new sales taxes (6% takeout meal tax was the recent one) with regularity as well.
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>>221817693
The horseshoe theory is 100% accurate. The similarities between chuds and feminists are striking when it comes to their reasoning skills and emotional volatility.
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>>221817675
>There's a black dude at 1:30
Jesus christ no wonder you people are always crying about the sky falling
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>>221817693
>>221817782
>>221817814
You need to go back with your whitewashing shit
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>>221814947
Black Death and the Peasants Revolt.
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>>221817752
Fair enough, but there are thousands of Democrat run districts that haven't experienced hikes in recent years. But you're right, Dems are more likely to raise property taxes.
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>>221817862
I'm sure I find that shit almost as obnoxious as you do. But if you're bitching about a black person playing a bit role or merely being in the frame of a film, you've definitely gone off the deep end.
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>>221814859
I give you five crop cycles when we get there. Anything happens in that five crop cycles and I'm yours. No matter what. Any fallow period on either side of that and you're on your own. I don't till while you're seeding and feeding it down. I don't carry a hoe. I plough.
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>>221815384
Oh hey black adder referenced him once. I didn't get it.
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>>221817693
>>221817814
>>221817862
>>221818077
>>221817782
Ah yes this is totally a European skin tone, hair style and texture. Good goys, please consume.
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>>221817911
>Peasants Revolt
That's what its about. Looks like libtards are pumping up the leftists to make everyone forget about the mass waves of immigration fucking up the West.

Chuds need a period piece about the Reconquista.
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>>221816544
>They would have used washes, gradients, and shades, numbnuts. Roman painting was more than kindergarten "paint inside the lines" tier of subtly.
Few Roman paintings have survived, except some frescos and illuminated manuscripts, so it’s hard to say exactly, however, there are descriptions of highly realistic paintings that exist in the literary record.
Some of the paint and wall decorative formulas that exist from the kate middle ages, are known yo go all the way back to Ptolemaic Egypt, because fragment of papyrus have been found listing the exact same formulas.
Surviving wall Frescos from Pompeii, dating from the Roman period, seem just as realistic as later Italian Renaissance Italian frescos, and this was likely the style used for finishing carved stone sculpture that had been painted, meaning the sculpture was likely highly realistic.
Top paint layers are less likely to transfer to underlying paint layers, so subtlety in the paint finishes might not be identifiable on laser scans for paint traces on 2000 year old sculptures.
https://www.walksofitaly.com/blog/art-culture/pompeii-art-guide

The sort of crappy painting in surviving manuscripts is likely due to the manuscripts being illuminated by commercial copyists, who might not have been bad artists, but who likely used copy books for laying out figures, so not complete artists on their own.
I’m referring to the Vergilius Vaticanus, one of the small number of surviving Roman Empire Period illuminated manuscripts.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vergilius_Vaticanus#
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>>221818227
>Reconquista kino
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>>221818204
Not black
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>>221814859
looks bleak but alright
didn't spot any negros
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>>221815512
A way fuller range of colors would have been available than even this.
Indigo existed, and was a cheap form of blue.
Reds and yellows were also available.
“Purple” was a weird exception, and may have been legally limited.
Reds also existed, and where used, with red dyed cloth being a major export from Britain.
Some colors would have been more limited in availability in various regions.
In England, cotton and silk would have been expensive imports, but linen and wool were readily available.
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>>221818204
Cosmo Jarvis
part Armenian
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>>221818204
>>221818327
He's Armenian.
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>>221818449
>>221818481
Wtf thats like 2 different people
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>>221815439
That's how most peasant uprising went.
After the Peasants War in 1524-5, the HRE extended the right to use the Imperial courts to ordinary subjects.
Pre modern rulers weren't big on social engineering, they just wanted everyone to calm down.
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>>221815601
Is there any Kino that takes place during the 30 Years War?
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>>221818504
>>221818449
start of the weekend
>>221818481
end of the weekend
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>>221818204
Isn't he Turkish?
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>>221818481
He could have been in Europe ATT, not likely England, but the Crusades were already a fait accompli by that time, which would have brought MENAs back to Crusaders' homelands in some small quantity. Matter of fact, any of those would have likely been allied to Crusader knights & aristocrats, so they would have probably enjoyed a higher-enough status in society to show up so early in the trailer.
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>>221816504
Petrarch had a bone to pick.
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>>221815982
There are definitely more people who think bright colors look lame and that the recent pseudohistorical aesthetic consisting weird black leather jackets and ugly metal sheet armor is cool, than there are people who wish media would accurately portray historical settings
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>>221818638
>He could have been in Europe ATT
Fuck off.
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>>221815965
If by “arm straps”, you mean “wrist guards” or straps for “arrow quivers”, both might have existed in Archaic Period Greece, but there is no certainty.
Assyrian relief carvings show archers using wrist guards, whereas Egyptian and other similar period relief carving do not show wrist guards.
Quivers are routinely depicted, as well as should straps for the quivers.
Unless an art director is directly copying costume from an existing source, which doesn't really exist for the Greek dark ages, then any costuming is sort of guess work.
There is a theory that the events of the Iliad and Odyssey actually occurred in the ancient Baltic, and copying artifacts from this battle from which remains and weapons have been discovered would be more accurate, since it literally firs the presumed time period.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tollense_valley_battlefield
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>>221818504
>>221818596
The first picture hides his receding hairline and masks the fact he doesn't have a brow ridge. It's also color corrected to soften his skin tone and blend out the fact he has no cheekbones.

He's a fairly ugly make with terrible bone structure and awful hair.
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The Peasants Revolt was a retarded waste of time for everyone
>Storm London
>Kill the archbishop for some reason
>Get an audience with the king and demand he make all of your gay commie bullshit into law
>chimp out and one of his guards and get stabbed
>try to escape but get caught about 30 yards away and get beheaded
>King rides out and tells everyone to go home
>the end
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>>221815021
If it was bright and colorful, you (and the rest of the crowd who invent these kind of problems) would undoubtedly complain that it lacks authenticity and looks superficial.
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>>221818699
>Albanians weren't in Europe in 1380
lol stfu retard
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>>221815021
You're an actual faggot
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>>221815965
Nolan was just following Iman Jacob Wilkens' thought process about the odyssey taking place in the North Sea
That's why everything is drab and colourless
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>>221815021
this
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>>221815601
The first movie I could not watch till the end.
The sheer amount of malefice this movie has.
I think it's a masterpiece though.
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>>221816090
>No fuckin' colors. Because despite being set in the 21st century, being a small Menonite community it's the same as the medieval period right? So drab, no colors, no one smiles, no fun allowed.
Mennonites actually wear patterned cloth.
I know because my mother used to work in an area full of fabric shops that literally sold the Mennonite women the cloth they used, and cloth with flower designs was vommon.
The Amish don’t like patterned cloth, but even they wear colored cloth, at least for women, it just seems like the cloth is color coded, possibly indicating marital status.
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>>221818867
>you're crazy!! YOU are the problem! Eat the slop!

I shant. I shant eat the slop. There is no law that says I have to consume modern media. I am the consumer, and they are the producer. I can decide to not buy the product.
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>>221814947
The Uprising
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>>221818867
>If it was (thing that hasn't happened) you would (thing that hasn't happened)
get help freak
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>>221819064
Oh these people aren't some ancients that we can only see in old paintings or something, they literally still exist. And guess what: BOLIVIA HAS A LOT OF SUN. I for sure thought that "Women Talking" was set in 19th century England or Pennsylvania or something. Nope, fucking BOLIVIA. That's before we get to the re-writing of history for the story to suit a modern feminist agenda.

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/photography/article/mennonites-bolivia-busque
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>>221819146
SUNSHINE AND COLORS

https://english.elpais.com/international/2024-03-17/photo-essay-bolivias-mennonite-community.html
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>>221818583
see
>>221816598
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>>221815021
If pictures from 100 years ago look WORSE than that, I think it’s safe to say everything was black and white back then.
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I need a copy of this film to make a "EAT THE SLOP" edit.
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>>221818327
>>221818449
>>221818481
>>221818628
>>221818638
I think I might just be mind broken by woke shit to the point where the slightest hint of minority content where they wouldn't have been breaks my brain. Like with The Odyssey. The Uprising does look good.
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>>221816079
>I hate USA like you wouldn't believe
Did you really just use a split second, blurry screenshot from the trailer of a movie, whose director, writers, and producers are mostly British, to whinge about how much you hate "USA," simply because a sword appears to have penetrated the armor of an extra during a scene which can only be detected if you pause it at just the right time because it literally only lasts for about 0.4 seconds?
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>>221816575
James I & VI literally wrote a book about “Witchcraft and Necromancy”.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daemonologie
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>>221816668
He's right though. /Tv/ is mostly a joyless cesspool of misery where people come to complain about things that most people don't care about.
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>>221819499
We know people were writing about witch hunting, but it doesn't prove witches anymore than people writing about hunting Bigfoot proves Bigfoot's existence. Both are people chasing phantoms that don't exist.

We even have contemporary authors were saying witch hunting was a bunch of bullshit and peak irrationality.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Discoverie_of_Witchcraft
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>>221816250
Thanks for being a fan and showing that my posting helped you learn something. It's the motivation I need to keep posting.
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>>221816402
>written by james clavell
Ooh. Thanks for the tip anon.
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>>221815519
We've already had the big movies come out this summer. But for my cinema: Spiderman, Terminator 2, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Clayface, Dune. Most the new films are sadly shit as well.
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>>221817122
Name a better medieval game.
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>>221815021
grey and brown colorgrading in ancient history films was invented by ridley in the movie gladiator
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>>221818204
>Ah yes this is totally a European skin tone, hair style and texture. Good goys, please consume.
Europe during the middle ages had very distinct Ethnic regions, some of which were not that far away from each other, and people from different regions could be recognized by their appearance.
The Hans Shaufelein painting shown on this page from The Met, shows a guy with dark curly hair.
https://www.metmuseum.org/essays/painting-the-life-of-christ-in-medieval-and-renaissance-italy
One section of Northern Italy was literaly known for individuals with dark curly hair, maybe the area around Venice, whereas other areas like Florence tended to be full of blondes and redheads.
The differences in appearance where highly regional.
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>>221819164
>>221819146
I thought these mennonite fucks were carpenters? That's god awful work.
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>>221818693
Normies in general think colors are not realistic not just in medieval movies but unless it's a literal cartoons normies think colors are "not realistic"
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>>221818227
>Chuds need a period piece about the Reconquista
Even better, we need a movie, a la Braveheart, about the Battle of Tours of 732 and the life of Charles "The Hammer" Martel, savior of Europe and western civilization, protector of Christendom, and Le Kebab Remover Extraordinaire.
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>>221815269
Audiences have never tasted anythign except what the childfuckers in holywood deem kosher. I'm tired of blaming a faceless amalgam of my own race for all the problems with film when the real problem has a face and name quite different from ours.
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>>221818204
WHEN WILL HE GET TRANSPLANT????
HOLY SHIT COSMO YOU NEED TO ACT QUICK
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>>221819080
>slop
Overused to the point of meaninglessness
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>>221819652
I literally own a facsimile edition of this book.
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>>221819834
Yes, sadly. And he's only gotten worse at it. I hate it. I hates it. I hates it.
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>>221819933
>>221818481
>>221818449
>>221818204
I love how this dude shifts between white and mulatto. Reminds me of the elf actress in witcher who looks white on the show but is actually black.
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>>221818540
A few Chinese dynasties were founded by the leaders of peasant rebellions
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Nooooooooo, it's not colorful enough!!! I need the colorzzz! But muh history sayz colurz r real lyf n stuff!!! Aaaaaaaaggggghhhh!!!!
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>>221814859
I'm interested. The king when this happened was a young teen who I think was eventually deposed because he was such a dickhead
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>>221814859
I don't see any non-whites so I'm already interested. Hope it's not a bait and switch.
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>>221816645
Kek
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>>221816157
>We dont quite know if they ware vivid
>dull statues
>700 years ago someone was complaining about the lack of color in statues



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